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File: hrdh.jpg (83 KB, 800x600) >> >> >> Edd n Eddy MESNBILE GOD BORKS HATES BLEW DORKS Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)12:38:38 No.294811865>>294812641 File: tumblr me4f1ynULx1r9mn2601 500.jpg (70 KB, 436x298) >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)12:50:30 No.294813131 ► >>294813412 File: Edd gif.gif (984 KB, 480x360) GOD HATES BORK ENABLERS Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)12:43:38 No.294812378 ► >>294813131 Alright nerds, I'm starting up a game. I'm Eddy obviously, come in and join so I can carry you f------ trenchlords. >>294813412 >> >>294813131 F--- YOU I AM THE TEAM. Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)12:53:07 No.294813412>>294813578 >>294814118 >> If most of you Double D's didn't spend the entire f------ time putting turrets at the WORST LOCATIONS KNOWN TO MAN I wouldn't have to constantly f------ carry you. Don't even get me started on Ed's like jesus christ, is there a worse type of person who plays him? Rhetorical question: No there isn't. >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:01:06 No.294814264 ► >>294814460 >>294814660 >>294817947 >>294820794 File: 3721635-9840370073-tumbl.jpg (76 KB, 640x480) >Not even 20 posts in and the Ed Boy circlejerk war has begun You f------ keep arguing while I play the best character. >Great damage, especially when you summon Wilfed and Victor >Support out the ass >>294814091 Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)12:59:43 No.294814118 ► >Double D main >implying Bitch I primarily play Eddy, which is how I know how s----- things get whenever you don't have a good Eddy or Kevin in the leading spot. ON >Beating the s--- out of people who didn't stock up on Cupcakes of Sorriness Buttmad Eddy detected. Can't handle the Eels of Forgiveness kid? >Eddy and Double D get buffed when they are already the top 2 >Bug that makes Kevin's bike randomly break during scams STILL not fixed F--- this game. No wonder it's called Ed Edd n Eddy online, those are the only characters you can play. >>294812378 Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:05:51 No.294814734>>294814885>>294815404 >mfw maining Jimmy and nobody sees the Sarah summon coming Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:06:04 No.294814761 ► >not playing jimmy because hes underpowered >not getting gud at him and wrecking nerds Its literally the best feel to take down a kevin or rolf as f------ jimmy >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:08:59 No.294815102 >>294815251 >>294815335>>294815367 >>294821585>>294829212 File: 1383059980788.jpg (36 KB, 400x300) Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:26:35 No.294816947 ► >Getting easy dominations against newfag Eddys with Rolf equip with his Fish Duel gear equip which has a "bonus damage again Eddy" set bonus. >Then using the Eels of Forgiveness you have equip in your taunt option and filling the knocked out Eddy's pants with eels I love making new players cry with this setup. *AUTEROF Fantastic, another Eddy who thinks he's hot s--- while he does jack-f-------diddly on Jawbreaker raids and scams, even though he's supposed to be LEADING THE F------ TEAM. >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:11:34 No.294815367 ► File: 123.Eds-Aggerate.mkv 000552067.jpg (112 KB, 512x384) >Not playing as the Mucky Boys MUCKY MUCKY MUCKY YA >Expecting me to read that f------ wall of text I wish you Johnny Mains would stop spamming these f------ threads with that Plank pasta >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:17:28 No.294815978 ► File: cept with dirt.gif (314 KB, 497x378) Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:14:25 No.294815638 ► >>294815779 >>294815792 >>294815852 >> File: expansions.png (385 KB, 682x593) Which was the best expansion? Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)12:32:01 No.294811156 ► >>294813924 >>294814271 >>294815057 >>294815120 >>294815592 >>294815978 >>294816039 >>294818514 >>294818518 >>294824756 >>294826749 >>294828289 >>294830095 Ed eddn eddy online patch 3.44 >Jaw Breaker vault heist updated to include Kevin's garage >Christmas in July mode is back for summer pass users only >All players now have option to equip the boomerang item >Jaw breakers now stack in inventory >Pebble in shoe nerfed CH >Double D players can now construct machines on all terrains >Eddy hitbox problems fixed I might just reinstall this game now. Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:29:25 No.294817270 >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:21:01 No.294816352 ► >>294816475 >>294816921 >>294826797 File: Whybird.jpg (166 KB, 499x499) >>294815102 If you see this image while scrolling, you've been visited by the Jonny-Bird of YEEE- HAAAAA! CH Jogging Pants World. Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:18:01 No.294816036 >>294816194 >>294816208 >>294816216 >>294816270 >>294817270 File: sarah.png (110 KB, 160x300) I was thinking of playing Sarah. Is she any more relevant now? Good Whys? will come to you, but only if you post "JONNY GET OUT OF THERE!" in this thread! >>294811156 (OP) >Dirt woodpecker still untouched feels good to be a gangsta >> O ous 05/17/1 in) 13:20:18 No.294816252 >>294816429 >>294816554 >>294816870 >>294817868 >>294825297 File: Eddys-Brother.jpg (24 KB, 464x420) Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:36:16 No.294817979 >>294818674 File: Canadian squirt galting gun.jpg (108 KB, 512x384) Also, invest some points in Agi just in case you run into Kankers. Krank Shaft No.5 is no joke especially when it's with rubber cement UNACCEPTABLE... Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:35:25 No.294817898 >>294818280 File: Playing El Fuerte online.gif (410 KB, 221x196) >>294817898 I cant, its locked into my inventory. >Literally impossible to solo >Need to collect ALL the Cul-de-sac summons to even stand a chance >Need to find the Kanker sisters to unlock bonus ending F--- this boss >>294822143 Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:43:17 No.294818686 File: 5eb.jpg (19 KB, 320x240) Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:33:03 No.294817656 ► >>294817831 >>294817898 >>294819389 >>294819585 Hey guys, what does a ship in a bottle do? EB EBEB >>294816531 Give him the Canadian Squirt Gun build. High Dex build is recommended, otherwise you'll be missing most of your shots. Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:43:51 No.294818750 >>294819095 >>Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:34:22 No.294817791 ► >>294818023 File: Double d boomerang.jpg (19 KB, 480x360) >>294822494 He's >>294817656 H-------- GET RID OF THAT. >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:36:39 No.294818023 ► >>294818863 File: Mario's a NI er.png (7 KB, 282x289) >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:48:23 No.294819243 ► File: 1408810547820.jpg (48 KB, 480x360) >>294816036 Sarah's main application is that she is THE Ed-killer. Complete hard-counter to the most OP, played class in the game. Unfortunately, If CN ever decides to nerf Ed like they should've, Sarah's already limited usefulness will diminish as well. HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN IN YOUR INVENTORY? >>294818280 >locked into my inventory u ded n---- POSTING BEST AREA dork a Dork Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:22:47 No.294816531 >>294816609 >>294816649 >>294816710 >>294816754 >>294816803 >>294817906 >>294817979 File: 2919.png (193 KB, 471x358) How do we fix Double D? Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:39:29 No.294818280 >>294818686 >>294818750 >>294819073 >>294819395 >>294819585 I'M TOSSIN THE BOOMERANG EDTROPOLIS >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:39:00 No.294818240 ► File: 1473232948345.jpg (101 KB, 476x540) Anonymous File: index.jpg (6 KB, 259x194) >> □ Anonymous 05/17/15 (Sun)13:39:18 No.294818261 File: allergy.jpg (42 KB, 842x464) Anonymous File: tele.jpg (37 KB, 842x461) >>294824004 >boomerang jimmy Why hasn't this a------ been nerfed yet? h--------. >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:55:32 No.294820056 ► >>294820220 >>294820310 File: DEEPEST LORE.png (1.71 MB, 1238x836) >>294817791 >mfw running a Boomerang Ed Build It's amazing what kind of options he has from the massive INT Boost, despite the STR Loss. Gilets Anonymous File: 89135423.png (318 KB, 640x480) Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:16:38 No.294822324 CHICKS Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:29:07 No.294817230 >>294817463 >>294817504 >>294817591 >>294817851 >>294818029 >>294818392 >>294818506 >>294818652 >>294818725 >>294819035 >>294819156 >>294828596 File: double d joins the wwe.jpg (74 KB, 640x360) >>294829079 POST YOUR FAVORITE ALTS US +3069880 Wooooo, someone was soft banned. We call it "being grounded" Be less of a dork and teh mods will put it back soon enough. DO 05/17/15(Sun)14:15:57 No.294822251 >>294822792 Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:21:25 No.294822808 ► >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:31:47 No.294823979 File: Dork.png (16 KB, 1366x836) Don't trust this person I can't even leave the f------ Edd tutorial. There are too many god damn quests. Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:30:11 No.294823785>>294824004>>294824223 File: Eddy.jpg (21 KB, 320x240) Anyone ever got pretty useless to spec G-guys.. why can't I drop this from my inventory? >Some f------ F--- this game I'm done. Someone help me! I think my game is f------ glitched! What happened to the stairs? >>294818280 Then we're all f-----. Kanker players become completely broken when any opposing player has the ship in a bottle in their inventory. Not to mention that it also SUMMONS Kanker players to your general location. You have to get the hell away from the rest of us. Panic >>294823785 Target noob Johnny and Jimmy players. Trust me, they're a bunch of suckers. Be careful around Kevins and Sarahs though. Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:50:21 No.294819478 >>294819645 >>294819717 >>294819730 >>294819917 >>294819938 >>294821682 >>294821958 File: vlcsnap-2014-07-01-18h45m20s16.png (404 KB, 576x384) 4 CITY L'MITZ >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:49:14 No.294826004 ► >>294826425 File: vlcsnap-2013-08-07-21h18m33s56.png (458 KB, 640x480) >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:46:52 No.294819073 ► File: 3011.jpg (22 KB, 220x295) Eddy's scam ability to work? Its >>294822143 temporary ban. you can still log into the hub, but you'll have to wait for your ban to be lifted before you can go to the overworld again. Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:16:30 No.294822307 ► Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:53:07 No.294826425 ► Mutant Land. need Raccoon Round-Up. >>294826680 What is this s---?! to this reach >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:52:12 No.294826310 ► >>294826537 Okay you pieces of s---. Has anyone Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:09:52 No.294821590 >>294821715 >>294821797 >>294822094 File: 1222875-nazz4.jpg (8 KB, 200x198) Anonymous File: Carlsweat.jpg (147 KB, 640x480) RACCROON ROUND UP >>294826802 Oooooh f--- >>294826310 Oh s--- look what just dropped. :^) mutant LAND JOGGING >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:54:07 No.294826537 ► >>294826680 >>294827084 File: vlcsnap-2013-08-14-18h01m11s68.png (213 KB, 640x480) WALY Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:58:33 No.294827065 >>294826802 I didn't even know items like this could drop... >>294826004 Eddy players spend so many quarters in the auction house for these boots. It's kind of pathetic. Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:55:14 No.294826680 >>294826802 >>294826537 God damn. Ed players always have the best loot, open it up! 05/17/15(Sun)14:58:06 No.294827007 05/17/15(Sun)14:18:28 No.294822494>>294822626 >>294822630 >>294822678 >>294822734>>294822761 >>294822808 >>294818280 >locked into my inventory Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:01:09 No.294814271 >>294814993 File:T.jpg (113 KB, 500x689) >>294824004 that's exactly what a dork would do. >>294816352 JONNY GET OUT OF THERE! When are they gonna expand on Rolf's lore anyway? I'm dying to hear more about how great Nano supposedly died saving Rolf from the Wolf >play Ed >spec in ZAPPITY ZAP ZAP >mfw destroying a f------ building for barely any MP It's a shame it just takes so long to build up, and it's got a nasty tendency to teamkill, but GOD DAMN IT, THIS S---'S F------ HYSTERICAL Too f------ easy tricking these pathetic virgins I'M A DUMB F--- RETARD EDDY PLAYER HUUUURRRRRRRRRRR Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:26:23 No.294816921 CN >Find a random Golden Legendary item just lying on the ground >Didn't have dropped it kill anything that could AT ALL CAUSE >THIS ISN'T SUSPICIOUS Enjoy your permadebuff you f------ idiot. Maybe you'll reroll and there will be one less retarded Eddy player s------- up this game. >>294826802 Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:22:10 No.294816475 ► >>294816352 JOHNNY, GET OUT OF THERE >>294816352 JOHNNY GET OUT OF THERE Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:28:13 No.294817126 >>294817626 File: Ed, Edd n Eddy characters.png (146 KB, 691x513) Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:56:20 No.294826797 ► MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS is working out to delete them from my inventory after 3v1 ganking me Meat Mania. 05/17/15(Sun)14:14:44 No.294822143 >>294822219 >>294822307 >>294822324 >>294822383 >>294823950 Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:31:37 No.294823950 >>294826802 JESUS SPOILER THAT S--- Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:32:45 No.294817626 >>294817730 >>294817835 Fridge Land. >>294811156 (OP) Kevin is still too overpowered. It's stupid that his damage is increased by 2.5x against Dork type characters. CH WHY THE F--- IS THIS ALLOWED? Seriously why is this status effect a thing? I can't even f------ TOUCH a Rolf player without this happening. F------ thanks CN, great job play testing your game. I'm glad Ed players still have no f------ chance against Rolf s------- >Having to devote all my free time >Spend tons of quarters leveling my crafting to running scams just to make enough cash to keep up, can't even to a DD player for the Elevation boots buy any jawbreakers >Finally get the item I trade >H-------- this damage, >Finally feel like my Eddy build s----- Kanker player uses an exploit >start game >pretend to be a girl >use Nazz of all f------ characters >act like I have no idea what to do >All the beta Eds start giving me free stuff >even fool some Johnnys and Kevins >Log out after I get all there stuff >>294817126 ELDER GOD TIER > Eddy --POWER GAP-- >>294826802 OH S--- GOD TIER >Johnny, Ed, Rolf Good tier >Krankers, Sarah Medium tier > Jimmy P 90 S--- TIER >Edd, Kevin DID NOT MAKE IT THIS YEAR >Nazz Frodie He LAND Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:32:00 No.294824004>>294824073 >>294824079 >>294824119 >>294824121 >>294824124 >>294824193 >>294824347 >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:28:53 No.294823661 ► >>294826613 File: latest-2.jpg (9 KB, 200x149) >>294824004 Ofc a dork would give s--- advice. Anonymous 05/17/15 (Sun)14:32:39 No.294824073 Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:32:42 No.294824079 Anonymous 05/17/15(Sur Anonymoose 05/17/15(Sun)15:01:24 No.294827387 File: image.jpg (32 KB, 539x292) >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:29:36 No.294823738 ► >>294824231 >>294824353 Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)15:01:33 No.294827417 CHICKS GALORE NEW Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:57:13 No.294826910 Anonymous 05/17/15 (Sun)14:29:51 No.294823760 ► >>294823972 File: 1893982432342.png (272 KB, 638x344) kek Why do I keep hearing some kind of SUBALUWA sound everytime I'm about to hit someone? Aight, tier these base level characters >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)15:06:32 No.294828019 ► File: 1400800530218.jpg (35 KB, 500x371) EXPAND Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:54:30 No.294819938 0. PU So, did someone really believe this year's April's Fool prank? >Buff Jimmy build is released. >Immediately respec. >Beat the living s--- out of everyone. Even the f------ Kevin players. YOU ALL LAUGHED AT ME FOR PLAYING JIMMY, WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW F------?! Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:52:48 No.294819730 >>294819946 >>294819972 File: Vlcsnap-2014-01-15-21h53m(...).png (587 KB, 640x480) Cockroach Country. CN DEMMADONG eddy rush >>294822143 Bathroom World. Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:32:44 No.294817625 File: sj.jpg (37 KB, 630x476) utents COCKRach Country FLUSH FEMAL >>294819478 Sure if it wasn't NPC central. I mean h-------- there's like a hundred of them there all the time, but only 5 or 6 are actual players Not to mention getting lost in there is like a death sentance, even with a Plank summon the devs were just >herdur lets make sure the only f------ useful summon can't be used in here Total f------ b------- Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:10:33 No.2 No.294821958 >>294822564 File: pfe.jpg (26 KB, 435x311) □ Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:33:03 No.294824124 BATHROOM WorLD, >>294819478 >implying >he got banned >>294824004 DOOORK >Play as Jimmy since launch. >Get my s--- wrecked constantly. >Constantly carried by Sarah party members. >F------ Eddy players scam me constantly, never have enough quarters. at the same time >bitches getting scammed left and right >we won that match >tfw got 40 quarters just from scamming >be playing EENE online >our entire team is getting camped by Double-D's >We all decide to do an >>294819478 >not chimp world holy f--- your taste is s---, edtropolis is so broken, half the walls in the map aren't even solid. >we all run out of the door >new patch out >still didn't nerf sumo jimmy and his b------- super armor 0 actually managed to get the "Hot Chix" drop from Eddy's brother? I know it's like 0.01% but I've seen plenty of ppl in the cul-de-sac with it, especially during weeknights. Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:15:30 No.294822219 >>294822317 1 >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:56:21 No.294826802 >>294826910 >>294826967 >>294827007 >>294827065 >>294827108 >>294827161 >>294827309 >>294827387 >>294827417 File: vlcsnap-2013-08-14-18h18m10s25.png (351 KB, 640x480) □ Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:12:55 File: Eddyvator.png (331 KB, 640x480) >>294819478 You haven't lived until you've done a 1v1 PvP here >>294822143 The mods took them away because you're grounded genius. Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:20:45 No.294822734 ► File: STOP.jpg (6 KB, 276x183) >>294822494 DON'T ANSWER IT Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:20:15 No.294822678 >>294822494 OH S--- N----- WHAT ARE YOU DOING Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:33:37 No.294824193 >>294824004 I'm not going to trust you, dork! Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:35:07 No.294824347 >>294824004 Typical dork player, has to target noobs because he knows he can't beat Kevins, Sarahs or Rolfs unless he's in a group of at least 3.
File: hrdh.jpg (83 KB, 800x600) >> >> >> Edd n Eddy MESNBILE GOD BORKS HATES BLEW DORKS Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)12:38:38 No.294811865>>294812641 File: tumblr me4f1ynULx1r9mn2601 500.jpg (70 KB, 436x298) >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)12:50:30 No.294813131 ► >>294813412 File: Edd gif.gif (984 KB, 480x360) GOD HATES BORK ENABLERS Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)12:43:38 No.294812378 ► >>294813131 Alright nerds, I'm starting up a game. I'm Eddy obviously, come in and join so I can carry you f------ trenchlords. >>294813412 >> >>294813131 F--- YOU I AM THE TEAM. Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)12:53:07 No.294813412>>294813578 >>294814118 >> If most of you Double D's didn't spend the entire f------ time putting turrets at the WORST LOCATIONS KNOWN TO MAN I wouldn't have to constantly f------ carry you. Don't even get me started on Ed's like jesus christ, is there a worse type of person who plays him? Rhetorical question: No there isn't. >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:01:06 No.294814264 ► >>294814460 >>294814660 >>294817947 >>294820794 File: 3721635-9840370073-tumbl.jpg (76 KB, 640x480) >Not even 20 posts in and the Ed Boy circlejerk war has begun You f------ keep arguing while I play the best character. >Great damage, especially when you summon Wilfed and Victor >Support out the ass >>294814091 Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)12:59:43 No.294814118 ► >Double D main >implying Bitch I primarily play Eddy, which is how I know how s----- things get whenever you don't have a good Eddy or Kevin in the leading spot. ON >Beating the s--- out of people who didn't stock up on Cupcakes of Sorriness Buttmad Eddy detected. Can't handle the Eels of Forgiveness kid? >Eddy and Double D get buffed when they are already the top 2 >Bug that makes Kevin's bike randomly break during scams STILL not fixed F--- this game. No wonder it's called Ed Edd n Eddy online, those are the only characters you can play. >>294812378 Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:05:51 No.294814734>>294814885>>294815404 >mfw maining Jimmy and nobody sees the Sarah summon coming Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:06:04 No.294814761 ► >not playing jimmy because hes underpowered >not getting gud at him and wrecking nerds Its literally the best feel to take down a kevin or rolf as f------ jimmy >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:08:59 No.294815102 >>294815251 >>294815335>>294815367 >>294821585>>294829212 File: 1383059980788.jpg (36 KB, 400x300) Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:26:35 No.294816947 ► >Getting easy dominations against newfag Eddys with Rolf equip with his Fish Duel gear equip which has a "bonus damage again Eddy" set bonus. >Then using the Eels of Forgiveness you have equip in your taunt option and filling the knocked out Eddy's pants with eels I love making new players cry with this setup. *AUTEROF Fantastic, another Eddy who thinks he's hot s--- while he does jack-f-------diddly on Jawbreaker raids and scams, even though he's supposed to be LEADING THE F------ TEAM. >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:11:34 No.294815367 ► File: 123.Eds-Aggerate.mkv 000552067.jpg (112 KB, 512x384) >Not playing as the Mucky Boys MUCKY MUCKY MUCKY YA >Expecting me to read that f------ wall of text I wish you Johnny Mains would stop spamming these f------ threads with that Plank pasta >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:17:28 No.294815978 ► File: cept with dirt.gif (314 KB, 497x378) Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:14:25 No.294815638 ► >>294815779 >>294815792 >>294815852 >> File: expansions.png (385 KB, 682x593) Which was the best expansion? Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)12:32:01 No.294811156 ► >>294813924 >>294814271 >>294815057 >>294815120 >>294815592 >>294815978 >>294816039 >>294818514 >>294818518 >>294824756 >>294826749 >>294828289 >>294830095 Ed eddn eddy online patch 3.44 >Jaw Breaker vault heist updated to include Kevin's garage >Christmas in July mode is back for summer pass users only >All players now have option to equip the boomerang item >Jaw breakers now stack in inventory >Pebble in shoe nerfed CH >Double D players can now construct machines on all terrains >Eddy hitbox problems fixed I might just reinstall this game now. Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:29:25 No.294817270 >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:21:01 No.294816352 ► >>294816475 >>294816921 >>294826797 File: Whybird.jpg (166 KB, 499x499) >>294815102 If you see this image while scrolling, you've been visited by the Jonny-Bird of YEEE- HAAAAA! CH Jogging Pants World. Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:18:01 No.294816036 >>294816194 >>294816208 >>294816216 >>294816270 >>294817270 File: sarah.png (110 KB, 160x300) I was thinking of playing Sarah. Is she any more relevant now? Good Whys? will come to you, but only if you post "JONNY GET OUT OF THERE!" in this thread! >>294811156 (OP) >Dirt woodpecker still untouched feels good to be a gangsta >> O ous 05/17/1 in) 13:20:18 No.294816252 >>294816429 >>294816554 >>294816870 >>294817868 >>294825297 File: Eddys-Brother.jpg (24 KB, 464x420) Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:36:16 No.294817979 >>294818674 File: Canadian squirt galting gun.jpg (108 KB, 512x384) Also, invest some points in Agi just in case you run into Kankers. Krank Shaft No.5 is no joke especially when it's with rubber cement UNACCEPTABLE... Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:35:25 No.294817898 >>294818280 File: Playing El Fuerte online.gif (410 KB, 221x196) >>294817898 I cant, its locked into my inventory. >Literally impossible to solo >Need to collect ALL the Cul-de-sac summons to even stand a chance >Need to find the Kanker sisters to unlock bonus ending F--- this boss >>294822143 Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:43:17 No.294818686 File: 5eb.jpg (19 KB, 320x240) Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:33:03 No.294817656 ► >>294817831 >>294817898 >>294819389 >>294819585 Hey guys, what does a ship in a bottle do? EB EBEB >>294816531 Give him the Canadian Squirt Gun build. High Dex build is recommended, otherwise you'll be missing most of your shots. Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:43:51 No.294818750 >>294819095 >>Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:34:22 No.294817791 ► >>294818023 File: Double d boomerang.jpg (19 KB, 480x360) >>294822494 He's >>294817656 H-------- GET RID OF THAT. >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:36:39 No.294818023 ► >>294818863 File: Mario's a NI er.png (7 KB, 282x289) >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:48:23 No.294819243 ► File: 1408810547820.jpg (48 KB, 480x360) >>294816036 Sarah's main application is that she is THE Ed-killer. Complete hard-counter to the most OP, played class in the game. Unfortunately, If CN ever decides to nerf Ed like they should've, Sarah's already limited usefulness will diminish as well. HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN IN YOUR INVENTORY? >>294818280 >locked into my inventory u ded n---- POSTING BEST AREA dork a Dork Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:22:47 No.294816531 >>294816609 >>294816649 >>294816710 >>294816754 >>294816803 >>294817906 >>294817979 File: 2919.png (193 KB, 471x358) How do we fix Double D? Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:39:29 No.294818280 >>294818686 >>294818750 >>294819073 >>294819395 >>294819585 I'M TOSSIN THE BOOMERANG EDTROPOLIS >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:39:00 No.294818240 ► File: 1473232948345.jpg (101 KB, 476x540) Anonymous File: index.jpg (6 KB, 259x194) >> □ Anonymous 05/17/15 (Sun)13:39:18 No.294818261 File: allergy.jpg (42 KB, 842x464) Anonymous File: tele.jpg (37 KB, 842x461) >>294824004 >boomerang jimmy Why hasn't this a------ been nerfed yet? h--------. >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:55:32 No.294820056 ► >>294820220 >>294820310 File: DEEPEST LORE.png (1.71 MB, 1238x836) >>294817791 >mfw running a Boomerang Ed Build It's amazing what kind of options he has from the massive INT Boost, despite the STR Loss. Gilets Anonymous File: 89135423.png (318 KB, 640x480) Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:16:38 No.294822324 CHICKS Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:29:07 No.294817230 >>294817463 >>294817504 >>294817591 >>294817851 >>294818029 >>294818392 >>294818506 >>294818652 >>294818725 >>294819035 >>294819156 >>294828596 File: double d joins the wwe.jpg (74 KB, 640x360) >>294829079 POST YOUR FAVORITE ALTS US +3069880 Wooooo, someone was soft banned. We call it "being grounded" Be less of a dork and teh mods will put it back soon enough. DO 05/17/15(Sun)14:15:57 No.294822251 >>294822792 Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:21:25 No.294822808 ► >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:31:47 No.294823979 File: Dork.png (16 KB, 1366x836) Don't trust this person I can't even leave the f------ Edd tutorial. There are too many god damn quests. Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:30:11 No.294823785>>294824004>>294824223 File: Eddy.jpg (21 KB, 320x240) Anyone ever got pretty useless to spec G-guys.. why can't I drop this from my inventory? >Some f------ F--- this game I'm done. Someone help me! I think my game is f------ glitched! What happened to the stairs? >>294818280 Then we're all f-----. Kanker players become completely broken when any opposing player has the ship in a bottle in their inventory. Not to mention that it also SUMMONS Kanker players to your general location. You have to get the hell away from the rest of us. Panic >>294823785 Target noob Johnny and Jimmy players. Trust me, they're a bunch of suckers. Be careful around Kevins and Sarahs though. Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:50:21 No.294819478 >>294819645 >>294819717 >>294819730 >>294819917 >>294819938 >>294821682 >>294821958 File: vlcsnap-2014-07-01-18h45m20s16.png (404 KB, 576x384) 4 CITY L'MITZ >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:49:14 No.294826004 ► >>294826425 File: vlcsnap-2013-08-07-21h18m33s56.png (458 KB, 640x480) >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:46:52 No.294819073 ► File: 3011.jpg (22 KB, 220x295) Eddy's scam ability to work? Its >>294822143 temporary ban. you can still log into the hub, but you'll have to wait for your ban to be lifted before you can go to the overworld again. Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:16:30 No.294822307 ► Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:53:07 No.294826425 ► Mutant Land. need Raccoon Round-Up. >>294826680 What is this s---?! to this reach >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:52:12 No.294826310 ► >>294826537 Okay you pieces of s---. Has anyone Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:09:52 No.294821590 >>294821715 >>294821797 >>294822094 File: 1222875-nazz4.jpg (8 KB, 200x198) Anonymous File: Carlsweat.jpg (147 KB, 640x480) RACCROON ROUND UP >>294826802 Oooooh f--- >>294826310 Oh s--- look what just dropped. :^) mutant LAND JOGGING >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:54:07 No.294826537 ► >>294826680 >>294827084 File: vlcsnap-2013-08-14-18h01m11s68.png (213 KB, 640x480) WALY Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:58:33 No.294827065 >>294826802 I didn't even know items like this could drop... >>294826004 Eddy players spend so many quarters in the auction house for these boots. It's kind of pathetic. Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:55:14 No.294826680 >>294826802 >>294826537 God damn. Ed players always have the best loot, open it up! 05/17/15(Sun)14:58:06 No.294827007 05/17/15(Sun)14:18:28 No.294822494>>294822626 >>294822630 >>294822678 >>294822734>>294822761 >>294822808 >>294818280 >locked into my inventory Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:01:09 No.294814271 >>294814993 File:T.jpg (113 KB, 500x689) >>294824004 that's exactly what a dork would do. >>294816352 JONNY GET OUT OF THERE! When are they gonna expand on Rolf's lore anyway? I'm dying to hear more about how great Nano supposedly died saving Rolf from the Wolf >play Ed >spec in ZAPPITY ZAP ZAP >mfw destroying a f------ building for barely any MP It's a shame it just takes so long to build up, and it's got a nasty tendency to teamkill, but GOD DAMN IT, THIS S---'S F------ HYSTERICAL Too f------ easy tricking these pathetic virgins I'M A DUMB F--- RETARD EDDY PLAYER HUUUURRRRRRRRRRR Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:26:23 No.294816921 CN >Find a random Golden Legendary item just lying on the ground >Didn't have dropped it kill anything that could AT ALL CAUSE >THIS ISN'T SUSPICIOUS Enjoy your permadebuff you f------ idiot. Maybe you'll reroll and there will be one less retarded Eddy player s------- up this game. >>294826802 Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:22:10 No.294816475 ► >>294816352 JOHNNY, GET OUT OF THERE >>294816352 JOHNNY GET OUT OF THERE Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:28:13 No.294817126 >>294817626 File: Ed, Edd n Eddy characters.png (146 KB, 691x513) Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:56:20 No.294826797 ► MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS is working out to delete them from my inventory after 3v1 ganking me Meat Mania. 05/17/15(Sun)14:14:44 No.294822143 >>294822219 >>294822307 >>294822324 >>294822383 >>294823950 Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:31:37 No.294823950 >>294826802 JESUS SPOILER THAT S--- Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:32:45 No.294817626 >>294817730 >>294817835 Fridge Land. >>294811156 (OP) Kevin is still too overpowered. It's stupid that his damage is increased by 2.5x against Dork type characters. CH WHY THE F--- IS THIS ALLOWED? Seriously why is this status effect a thing? I can't even f------ TOUCH a Rolf player without this happening. F------ thanks CN, great job play testing your game. I'm glad Ed players still have no f------ chance against Rolf s------- >Having to devote all my free time >Spend tons of quarters leveling my crafting to running scams just to make enough cash to keep up, can't even to a DD player for the Elevation boots buy any jawbreakers >Finally get the item I trade >H-------- this damage, >Finally feel like my Eddy build s----- Kanker player uses an exploit >start game >pretend to be a girl >use Nazz of all f------ characters >act like I have no idea what to do >All the beta Eds start giving me free stuff >even fool some Johnnys and Kevins >Log out after I get all there stuff >>294817126 ELDER GOD TIER > Eddy --POWER GAP-- >>294826802 OH S--- GOD TIER >Johnny, Ed, Rolf Good tier >Krankers, Sarah Medium tier > Jimmy P 90 S--- TIER >Edd, Kevin DID NOT MAKE IT THIS YEAR >Nazz Frodie He LAND Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:32:00 No.294824004>>294824073 >>294824079 >>294824119 >>294824121 >>294824124 >>294824193 >>294824347 >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:28:53 No.294823661 ► >>294826613 File: latest-2.jpg (9 KB, 200x149) >>294824004 Ofc a dork would give s--- advice. Anonymous 05/17/15 (Sun)14:32:39 No.294824073 Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:32:42 No.294824079 Anonymous 05/17/15(Sur Anonymoose 05/17/15(Sun)15:01:24 No.294827387 File: image.jpg (32 KB, 539x292) >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:29:36 No.294823738 ► >>294824231 >>294824353 Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)15:01:33 No.294827417 CHICKS GALORE NEW Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:57:13 No.294826910 Anonymous 05/17/15 (Sun)14:29:51 No.294823760 ► >>294823972 File: 1893982432342.png (272 KB, 638x344) kek Why do I keep hearing some kind of SUBALUWA sound everytime I'm about to hit someone? Aight, tier these base level characters >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)15:06:32 No.294828019 ► File: 1400800530218.jpg (35 KB, 500x371) EXPAND Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:54:30 No.294819938 0. PU So, did someone really believe this year's April's Fool prank? >Buff Jimmy build is released. >Immediately respec. >Beat the living s--- out of everyone. Even the f------ Kevin players. YOU ALL LAUGHED AT ME FOR PLAYING JIMMY, WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW F------?! Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:52:48 No.294819730 >>294819946 >>294819972 File: Vlcsnap-2014-01-15-21h53m(...).png (587 KB, 640x480) Cockroach Country. CN DEMMADONG eddy rush >>294822143 Bathroom World. Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)13:32:44 No.294817625 File: sj.jpg (37 KB, 630x476) utents COCKRach Country FLUSH FEMAL >>294819478 Sure if it wasn't NPC central. I mean h-------- there's like a hundred of them there all the time, but only 5 or 6 are actual players Not to mention getting lost in there is like a death sentance, even with a Plank summon the devs were just >herdur lets make sure the only f------ useful summon can't be used in here Total f------ b------- Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:10:33 No.2 No.294821958 >>294822564 File: pfe.jpg (26 KB, 435x311) □ Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:33:03 No.294824124 BATHROOM WorLD, >>294819478 >implying >he got banned >>294824004 DOOORK >Play as Jimmy since launch. >Get my s--- wrecked constantly. >Constantly carried by Sarah party members. >F------ Eddy players scam me constantly, never have enough quarters. at the same time >bitches getting scammed left and right >we won that match >tfw got 40 quarters just from scamming >be playing EENE online >our entire team is getting camped by Double-D's >We all decide to do an >>294819478 >not chimp world holy f--- your taste is s---, edtropolis is so broken, half the walls in the map aren't even solid. >we all run out of the door >new patch out >still didn't nerf sumo jimmy and his b------- super armor 0 actually managed to get the "Hot Chix" drop from Eddy's brother? I know it's like 0.01% but I've seen plenty of ppl in the cul-de-sac with it, especially during weeknights. Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:15:30 No.294822219 >>294822317 1 >> Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:56:21 No.294826802 >>294826910 >>294826967 >>294827007 >>294827065 >>294827108 >>294827161 >>294827309 >>294827387 >>294827417 File: vlcsnap-2013-08-14-18h18m10s25.png (351 KB, 640x480) □ Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:12:55 File: Eddyvator.png (331 KB, 640x480) >>294819478 You haven't lived until you've done a 1v1 PvP here >>294822143 The mods took them away because you're grounded genius. Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:20:45 No.294822734 ► File: STOP.jpg (6 KB, 276x183) >>294822494 DON'T ANSWER IT Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:20:15 No.294822678 >>294822494 OH S--- N----- WHAT ARE YOU DOING Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:33:37 No.294824193 >>294824004 I'm not going to trust you, dork! Anonymous 05/17/15(Sun)14:35:07 No.294824347 >>294824004 Typical dork player, has to target noobs because he knows he can't beat Kevins, Sarahs or Rolfs unless he's in a group of at least 3.

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64 KB JPG >Be me, 14 year old Anon >Already a degenerate coomer >See some p--- of girls putting vibrators in guys buttholes >I knew my mom had a vibrator, because I was also a big snoop >Brightldea.exe >I f--- myself with my mom's vibrator while I fap >Amazing. Love it. Do it all the time. Never wash it off >My mom starts getting sick. She is sick all the time >she is literally sick for months. I'm afraid she has cancer and is dying >Parents don't say anything to me, probably don't want me to worry >I'm finally able to eavesdrop. It turns out that my mom has been having vaginal infections the whole time >They are fecal infections. Her doctor thought she had a tiny rectovaginal fistula that was big enough for poop to leak into her vagina but not big enough to see on a scan. Doctor had never seen it before, but it was the only explanation the doctor could think of >I had to look up rectovaginal fistula. You should too. >I don't say anything. Next time they are out, I scrub the vibrator >The infections stopped >MFW I gave my mom a 5 month vaginal infection
64 KB JPG >Be me, 14 year old Anon >Already a degenerate coomer >See some p--- of girls putting vibrators in guys buttholes >I knew my mom had a vibrator, because I was also a big snoop >Brightldea.exe >I f--- myself with my mom's vibrator while I fap >Amazing. Love it. Do it all the time. Never wash it off >My mom starts getting sick. She is sick all the time >she is literally sick for months. I'm afraid she has cancer and is dying >Parents don't say anything to me, probably don't want me to worry >I'm finally able to eavesdrop. It turns out that my mom has been having vaginal infections the whole time >They are fecal infections. Her doctor thought she had a tiny rectovaginal fistula that was big enough for poop to leak into her vagina but not big enough to see on a scan. Doctor had never seen it before, but it was the only explanation the doctor could think of >I had to look up rectovaginal fistula. You should too. >I don't say anything. Next time they are out, I scrub the vibrator >The infections stopped >MFW I gave my mom a 5 month vaginal infection

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Anonymous 11/07/20(Sat)02:49:35 No.531199950 >>531200371 >>531200684 >>531198897 Gomenasai, my name is Vergil-Dono. I'm a 45 year old half-demon samurai (swordman for you gaijins). I wrote poetry on my book, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Samurai Shodown, Final Fantasy, Sekiro) I train with my Yamato every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other devil arm. I acquired my sword when I was 8, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100% When I acquire my father's sword, I am moving to the underworld to fight more powerful demons and get more power. I hope I can defeat my brother or the demon king Mundus I own several long trenchcoats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to the demon world, so I can fit in easier. I attack my brother and son and quote poetry as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in the demon world!
Anonymous 11/07/20(Sat)02:49:35 No.531199950 >>531200371 >>531200684 >>531198897 Gomenasai, my name is Vergil-Dono. I'm a 45 year old half-demon samurai (swordman for you gaijins). I wrote poetry on my book, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Samurai Shodown, Final Fantasy, Sekiro) I train with my Yamato every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other devil arm. I acquired my sword when I was 8, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100% When I acquire my father's sword, I am moving to the underworld to fight more powerful demons and get more power. I hope I can defeat my brother or the demon king Mundus I own several long trenchcoats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to the demon world, so I can fit in easier. I attack my brother and son and quote poetry as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in the demon world!

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the aftermath.jpg (138 KB, 800x800) google yandex iqdb wait at FREE Z af Anonymous (ID: B8aLfxtc) free mr z censored.jpg Continued. C Anonymous (ID: B8aLfxtc) 11/11/23(Sat)23:18:42 No.19064773 ✓ >>19064779 Silly high-school story thread? I'll start, Back in grade ten, I had a paranoid drugger as a social teacher. He decorated his classroom with Maoist posters, a shrine to Donald Trump, and a strange display of toilet paper 1 never understood the meaning of. We'd often catch him frantically taking pink pills before lectures - I'm going to say they weren't prescription considering that they appeared to be pressed to look like cartoon characters. Being a paranoid bastard he'd snap whenever he saw a phone pointed towards him, often stealing it and searching through months of the camera roll for photos of himself. This happened to my best mate and our table was flashed a mass of Misato hentai during our teacher's panic. Being a group of s----head fifteen-year-olds he naturally presented himself to us as the perfect punching bag. It started simple, we'd unplug his mouse and watch him frantically search for his tormentor; play dog-whistles - we attempted to use a brown note to make him s--- himself to no avail - and smoke detector beeps through our phones; we'd lock him out of the class whenever he left, and the pinnacle of his torment, flash photography. This final prank led to his untimely firing. >An onslaught of Zoomer students do as is natural to them and begin recording the aftermath of his assault. >The cornered ape seeing no other option charges at full speed into the stairwell to never be seen again. Continued. >A short kid chased him down the hallway, firing off flashes from his phone as he approaches. >Our teacher begins yelling at him. A fury of demands for him to hand over his phone. >The little c---, standing at his belly points his camera toward the loon's face and goes for one final shot. >Mr Z picks him up, hurling him with the force of a gorilla at a wall of lockers directly behind him. 11/11/23(Sat)23:19:35 No.19064779 ✓ >>19064783 (301 KB, 3000x3000) google yandex iqdb wait >>19064773 (OP) Considering his crime when we stumbled into his class the following day we were greeted by the principal. The announcement of Mr Z's termination was met with a flurry of laughter. Students rummaged through the room to take souvenirs from his collection of Marxist memorabilia, his Trump shrine mutilated. Substitutes left our days boring, and losing our toy made school grey. Losing our source of entertainment my friends and I organized a plan to bring our punching bag back. It started with school walk-outs, graffiti, protests in the cafeteria - which enviably turned into brawls in his honour - and our most ingenious idea yet "NO NUT FOR MR Z". Propaganda was posted on every wall like the beginning of a revolution, lads promised each other not to e-------- until our demands were met. Like a Vietnamese monk abalze, we would martyr ourselves for either justice or testicular cancer. No one was as adamant about this as I was. I had masturbated or done something adjacent for the past 9 years, yet I held out for my fallen foe. I had abstained for six gruelling months... and then something unimaginable took place. Anonymous (ID: B8aLfxtc) 11/11/23(Sat)23:20:33 No.19064783 ✓ MMM UNGHH MOANS.jpg (7 KB, 228x221) google yandex iqdb wait MMM UNGHH >>19064779 >In veecee with my best mate, skating in my garage. >I was trying to learn treflips to little avail. >Pop, scoop, flip - F---! >SHINNER.JPG >My board with the force of a bullet went straight shot into my knee. >The shock of the board left my body limp. My testicles, no longer bound by will saw an opportunity to break my oath. *MOANS >I didn't shoot ropes, no, no six months of semen build-up seeped out of me like a broken facet. >The flood-gate had been torn open. I let out a cry of pleasure and defeat. >pic related. >The world vanished from my sight, I could hardly see. I could only feel my pride giving way as I spasm on the ground. >I lay there, soiled. My shin, red; my dickie trousers soaked from my now quivering shrunken hog. >My dignity lost, my oath stolen. Shame overtook me as I listened to my now traumatized friend laughing at the tragedy that took place. Not even one of my more humiliating moments. 153 01 FREE Z ENTITLED RETARDS SHOULD NOT DECIDE WHO EDUCATES.
the aftermath.jpg (138 KB, 800x800) google yandex iqdb wait at FREE Z af Anonymous (ID: B8aLfxtc) free mr z censored.jpg Continued. C Anonymous (ID: B8aLfxtc) 11/11/23(Sat)23:18:42 No.19064773 ✓ >>19064779 Silly high-school story thread? I'll start, Back in grade ten, I had a paranoid drugger as a social teacher. He decorated his classroom with Maoist posters, a shrine to Donald Trump, and a strange display of toilet paper 1 never understood the meaning of. We'd often catch him frantically taking pink pills before lectures - I'm going to say they weren't prescription considering that they appeared to be pressed to look like cartoon characters. Being a paranoid bastard he'd snap whenever he saw a phone pointed towards him, often stealing it and searching through months of the camera roll for photos of himself. This happened to my best mate and our table was flashed a mass of Misato hentai during our teacher's panic. Being a group of s----head fifteen-year-olds he naturally presented himself to us as the perfect punching bag. It started simple, we'd unplug his mouse and watch him frantically search for his tormentor; play dog-whistles - we attempted to use a brown note to make him s--- himself to no avail - and smoke detector beeps through our phones; we'd lock him out of the class whenever he left, and the pinnacle of his torment, flash photography. This final prank led to his untimely firing. >An onslaught of Zoomer students do as is natural to them and begin recording the aftermath of his assault. >The cornered ape seeing no other option charges at full speed into the stairwell to never be seen again. Continued. >A short kid chased him down the hallway, firing off flashes from his phone as he approaches. >Our teacher begins yelling at him. A fury of demands for him to hand over his phone. >The little c---, standing at his belly points his camera toward the loon's face and goes for one final shot. >Mr Z picks him up, hurling him with the force of a gorilla at a wall of lockers directly behind him. 11/11/23(Sat)23:19:35 No.19064779 ✓ >>19064783 (301 KB, 3000x3000) google yandex iqdb wait >>19064773 (OP) Considering his crime when we stumbled into his class the following day we were greeted by the principal. The announcement of Mr Z's termination was met with a flurry of laughter. Students rummaged through the room to take souvenirs from his collection of Marxist memorabilia, his Trump shrine mutilated. Substitutes left our days boring, and losing our toy made school grey. Losing our source of entertainment my friends and I organized a plan to bring our punching bag back. It started with school walk-outs, graffiti, protests in the cafeteria - which enviably turned into brawls in his honour - and our most ingenious idea yet "NO NUT FOR MR Z". Propaganda was posted on every wall like the beginning of a revolution, lads promised each other not to e-------- until our demands were met. Like a Vietnamese monk abalze, we would martyr ourselves for either justice or testicular cancer. No one was as adamant about this as I was. I had masturbated or done something adjacent for the past 9 years, yet I held out for my fallen foe. I had abstained for six gruelling months... and then something unimaginable took place. Anonymous (ID: B8aLfxtc) 11/11/23(Sat)23:20:33 No.19064783 ✓ MMM UNGHH MOANS.jpg (7 KB, 228x221) google yandex iqdb wait MMM UNGHH >>19064779 >In veecee with my best mate, skating in my garage. >I was trying to learn treflips to little avail. >Pop, scoop, flip - F---! >SHINNER.JPG >My board with the force of a bullet went straight shot into my knee. >The shock of the board left my body limp. My testicles, no longer bound by will saw an opportunity to break my oath. *MOANS >I didn't shoot ropes, no, no six months of semen build-up seeped out of me like a broken facet. >The flood-gate had been torn open. I let out a cry of pleasure and defeat. >pic related. >The world vanished from my sight, I could hardly see. I could only feel my pride giving way as I spasm on the ground. >I lay there, soiled. My shin, red; my dickie trousers soaked from my now quivering shrunken hog. >My dignity lost, my oath stolen. Shame overtook me as I listened to my now traumatized friend laughing at the tragedy that took place. Not even one of my more humiliating moments. 153 01 FREE Z ENTITLED RETARDS SHOULD NOT DECIDE WHO EDUCATES.

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Anon likes F1nn5ter and his bussy. | /r/Greentext

F1NN5TER, MAKE AN ONLYFANS ALREADY F1NN5TER, MAKE AN ONLYFANS ALR(...) A di 10/17/21(Sun)17:34:22 No.22778524 638 KB JPG WE KNOW YOU WANT TO C-------, YOUR STREAMS ARE BORDERLINE CAMWHORING. STREAM SOMEWHERE THAT WILL LET YOU DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. AND I DON'T JUST WANT TO SEE ONE OF THOSE JOKEY ONLYFANS WHERE THE MOST RAUNCHY WE GET IS YOUR BUM IN A PAIR OF KNICKERS. I WANT TO SEE THAT SWEET BUSSY IN 4K. I WANT TO SEE THAT CUTE FEMBOY D---. I WANT TO SEE YOUR GIRLFRIEND PEG THE LIFE OUT OF YOU. I WANT TO SEE YOU BENT OVER BY A BIG, STRONG MAN WITH A MASSIVE C---. YOU DON'T HAVE MANY YEARS LEFT TO PULL THIS OFF. DO IT NOW. AND I KNOW YOU BROWSE HERE SO DON'T IGNORE ME YOU LITTLE S---.
F1NN5TER, MAKE AN ONLYFANS ALREADY F1NN5TER, MAKE AN ONLYFANS ALR(...) A di 10/17/21(Sun)17:34:22 No.22778524 638 KB JPG WE KNOW YOU WANT TO C-------, YOUR STREAMS ARE BORDERLINE CAMWHORING. STREAM SOMEWHERE THAT WILL LET YOU DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. AND I DON'T JUST WANT TO SEE ONE OF THOSE JOKEY ONLYFANS WHERE THE MOST RAUNCHY WE GET IS YOUR BUM IN A PAIR OF KNICKERS. I WANT TO SEE THAT SWEET BUSSY IN 4K. I WANT TO SEE THAT CUTE FEMBOY D---. I WANT TO SEE YOUR GIRLFRIEND PEG THE LIFE OUT OF YOU. I WANT TO SEE YOU BENT OVER BY A BIG, STRONG MAN WITH A MASSIVE C---. YOU DON'T HAVE MANY YEARS LEFT TO PULL THIS OFF. DO IT NOW. AND I KNOW YOU BROWSE HERE SO DON'T IGNORE ME YOU LITTLE S---.

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Warm words from a fellow anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 5 Replies 11/11/23(Sat) 23:19:03 No.909162348 I'm sick and tired of being a nobody and I'm sick and tired of having nobody : Sage View Thread 11/11/23(Sat) 23:27:23 No.909162748 Cry about it f-----, the heart expires and the brain decays, and not a single person escapes this
: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 5 Replies 11/11/23(Sat) 23:19:03 No.909162348 I'm sick and tired of being a nobody and I'm sick and tired of having nobody : Sage View Thread 11/11/23(Sat) 23:27:23 No.909162748 Cry about it f-----, the heart expires and the brain decays, and not a single person escapes this

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Anon is delusional | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/11/23(Sat)23:32:05 188 KB JPG No.909162989 You have one month to kill a fully grown T-Rex in an enclosed arena the size of a football field for 500 million dollars. Your only weapon is a 10-inch hunting knife. Would you do it? >you will be provided food >you will have a small indestructible hut to live in >if you die, you just die 10 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 11/11/23(Sat)23:32:05 188 KB JPG No.909162989 You have one month to kill a fully grown T-Rex in an enclosed arena the size of a football field for 500 million dollars. Your only weapon is a 10-inch hunting knife. Would you do it? >you will be provided food >you will have a small indestructible hut to live in >if you die, you just die 10 Replies View Thread

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Self writing memes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ZQeq0/Ag) result of an all female space (...) 11/11/23(Sat)15:30:01 No.44839406 Lost in space: astronauts drop tool bag into orbit that you can see with binoculars Story by John Tufts USA TODAY NETWORK 2th LA photo captured by lapan Aerospace Exploration Agency astronaut Satoshi Furukawa shows a tool bag foeting more than 200 miles above the Profic Ocean The seg slipped away from two astronauts performing maintenance on the international Space Station No 2, 2025 Image courtesy of the Ears Science and Ramot Saung Unst NASA Jatroon Space Center/Satus Fu S omewhere burtling more than 200 miles above the planet's surface is one of Earth's newest satellites a tool bag, and it's possible you might be able to spot it with a telescope or good pair of binoculars if you know where to look. The white, satchel-like tool bipped away from two astronauts during a rare, all-female spacewalk ov. 1 as they performed maintenance on the Interisauace Station according to social media peres un X (formerly Twitter) memes.png 466 KB PNG the memes write themselves Show caption : Anonymous (ID: LezEAd2g) 11/11/23(Sat)15:33:54 No.448394431 Astronaut smarting over lost tool kit Bag floated away during shuttle repairs Marcia Dunn THE ASSOCIATED PRESS | Telegram & Gazette The astronaut who lost her tool bag on a spacewalk admitted yesterday that she made a mistake by not checking to see if the sack was tied down, and said she's still smarting over the whole thing. Screenshot 2023-11-11 at 21-33-35 Astronaut smarting over lost tool kit.png 944 KB PNG
Anonymous (ID: ZQeq0/Ag) result of an all female space (...) 11/11/23(Sat)15:30:01 No.44839406 Lost in space: astronauts drop tool bag into orbit that you can see with binoculars Story by John Tufts USA TODAY NETWORK 2th LA photo captured by lapan Aerospace Exploration Agency astronaut Satoshi Furukawa shows a tool bag foeting more than 200 miles above the Profic Ocean The seg slipped away from two astronauts performing maintenance on the international Space Station No 2, 2025 Image courtesy of the Ears Science and Ramot Saung Unst NASA Jatroon Space Center/Satus Fu S omewhere burtling more than 200 miles above the planet's surface is one of Earth's newest satellites a tool bag, and it's possible you might be able to spot it with a telescope or good pair of binoculars if you know where to look. The white, satchel-like tool bipped away from two astronauts during a rare, all-female spacewalk ov. 1 as they performed maintenance on the Interisauace Station according to social media peres un X (formerly Twitter) memes.png 466 KB PNG the memes write themselves Show caption : Anonymous (ID: LezEAd2g) 11/11/23(Sat)15:33:54 No.448394431 Astronaut smarting over lost tool kit Bag floated away during shuttle repairs Marcia Dunn THE ASSOCIATED PRESS | Telegram & Gazette The astronaut who lost her tool bag on a spacewalk admitted yesterday that she made a mistake by not checking to see if the sack was tied down, and said she's still smarting over the whole thing. Screenshot 2023-11-11 at 21-33-35 Astronaut smarting over lost tool kit.png 944 KB PNG

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paper towels | /r/Greentext

File: smoke.png (322 KB, 548x506) Anonymous 11/12/23(Sun)10:21:54 No.909159677 [Reply] >be me >run out of paper towels >have realistic dream where I still had paper towels >wake up >forget about dream but remember seeing paper towels >go into kitchen >no paper towels mfw I was gaslit by my own dreams
File: smoke.png (322 KB, 548x506) Anonymous 11/12/23(Sun)10:21:54 No.909159677 [Reply] >be me >run out of paper towels >have realistic dream where I still had paper towels >wake up >forget about dream but remember seeing paper towels >go into kitchen >no paper towels mfw I was gaslit by my own dreams

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>Decriminalize possession of hard drugs >Surprised at the rapidly increasing drug addict population Are you retarded?
>Decriminalize possession of hard drugs >Surprised at the rapidly increasing drug addict population Are you retarded?

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29 KB JPG >be me >find half a dollar note on ground >bring it to bank to get full dollar >gets idea >rips dollar note >get full dollar for one half >get another dollar for the other half at a different bank >have 2 dollars >mfw I find money duplication glitch
29 KB JPG >be me >find half a dollar note on ground >bring it to bank to get full dollar >gets idea >rips dollar note >get full dollar for one half >get another dollar for the other half at a different bank >have 2 dollars >mfw I find money duplication glitch

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: Anonymous DENER OPEN 24 HRS 45 11/11/23(Sat)11:44:23 No.657150776 WORLD Wolfenstein-2.jpg 104 KB JPG HOTEL ROSWELL Year 45 BOWLI >Game is supposed to depict a dystopic nightmare future >Streets are clean, buildings are pretty, and crime is low I don't get it
: Anonymous DENER OPEN 24 HRS 45 11/11/23(Sat)11:44:23 No.657150776 WORLD Wolfenstein-2.jpg 104 KB JPG HOTEL ROSWELL Year 45 BOWLI >Game is supposed to depict a dystopic nightmare future >Streets are clean, buildings are pretty, and crime is low I don't get it

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: Anonymous 336 KB PNG >go on 4chan >/b/ 07/15/18(Sun)14:40:11 No.46814854 >be me >23 year old normie >one day casually browsing reddit >find r/greentext >owo whats this.jpeg >wanna know how to make a greentext >google it >its p--- >its all f------ p---
: Anonymous 336 KB PNG >go on 4chan >/b/ 07/15/18(Sun)14:40:11 No.46814854 >be me >23 year old normie >one day casually browsing reddit >find r/greentext >owo whats this.jpeg >wanna know how to make a greentext >google it >its p--- >its all f------ p---

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File: EQBT857UCAAD gYing (20 KB, 474x474) Anonymous (ID: 250HNG) 11/07/22(Mon)22:15:32 No.403392228 >>403392418 >>403392447 >>403392700 >>403382718 >>403392896 >>403303072 ->403383167 >>403393408 403383641 >>4003304372 >>403314713 >>403304973 >>403355019 >>403350173 >>401395239 25423385679 4033890172 >>40338783 >>403396820 >>-4003-7882 >>>4009795943881342240038207 >>4003338730) >>ANAED >>403 vina26 22403399109403589942524033399080-4004008543-4004014704004012741 >>403402729>>403403056 >>403403100 >>403404219>>403404416 >>403404817 >>403405503 >>403406796 >>403408072 >>400409800403410638603412136 >>403412168 >>403415418 >>403418336 >>403419830 >>403423433 >>403423616 >girlfriend bitched me out for buying an antique antisemitic caricature on ebay and said "I don't want that in my house" >mfw we rent Why do our female partners seem to be redpilled on our s--- until they aren't? I thought this thing was f------ hilarious and it was only like $10. << Anonymous (ID: 260QKHAG) 11/07/22(Mon)22:16:53 No.403392341400302574>>403302664 >>403312680 403302766 >>403322918 >>403383079403303162 >>405303219 >>403393237 >>409323365 >>403399834>>40339415224033043172403304515 >>403304541403394-08 >>403305174 >>403305798 >>#03305800 >>403305819 >>403306003 >>403396160 >>403306257 >>403306341 >>403396628 >>403396533 >>403307141 >>4033117547 >>403301177 5400307937403108130>>403308379 >>403398670 >>403390801 >>40333004) >>403328007 >>403400049 >>403401187 >>403401202403401201403401470 >>40140272540340260337403402900 >>4013402950 >>40340Q977 >>403400323403403038) >>40340293] >>403404008) >>403404057>>400405077 >>403405829 >>400408103 >>403408530>>403400850 >>403408864 >>403408085 22403400072 >>403400101 3403400386 2240340083002603410170403410507 >>403410615 >>4004106382403411106 >>403411109>>403411067403411021 >>403412136 >>403414734 >>400414822 >>403415839>>403416041 >>403418120 >>403417835 400413934>>4024208035»401420250 >>4013420082 >>402421090 >>40342147) >>403472855 >>403423258)>>403423205*2403423335 >>403342:3470 >>403423542 >>400423043 File: s-l1600 (1).jpg (253 KB, 1600x1600) Pic related, it's the thing I bought Anonymous (ID: CXOEJO) 11/07/22(Mon)22:42:18 No.403394515 ► >>403392341 this is good fodder as a picture on the internet, but why would you want a demonic talisman in your home? Anonymous (ID: 76al4Y) 11/07/22(Mon)22:20:57 No.403392680 >>403392341 I can see why she doesn't like it. Looks f------ cursed. Anonymous (ID: qzZmB) 11/07/22(Mon)22:28:56 No.403393365 >>403392341 She probably doesn't want some creepy jew staring at her while she's changing, anon. Anonymous (ID: 7) 11/07/22(Mon)22:38:00 No.4033941524097301 Anonymous (ID: CSP7E0Z) ► 11/07/22(Mon)22:19:4 >>403392341 Why would you want that in your house? Anonymous (ID: (MEOGOBing)) >>403392341 Holy f--- Imao >>403392341 Look, it's hilarious, but it's worth keeping locked away in a box. No one wants to see this s--- on a daily basis. You might, because it's funny, but of course a woman won't. Try to see it from her point of view, if you love her.
File: EQBT857UCAAD gYing (20 KB, 474x474) Anonymous (ID: 250HNG) 11/07/22(Mon)22:15:32 No.403392228 >>403392418 >>403392447 >>403392700 >>403382718 >>403392896 >>403303072 ->403383167 >>403393408 403383641 >>4003304372 >>403314713 >>403304973 >>403355019 >>403350173 >>401395239 25423385679 4033890172 >>40338783 >>403396820 >>-4003-7882 >>>4009795943881342240038207 >>4003338730) >>ANAED >>403 vina26 22403399109403589942524033399080-4004008543-4004014704004012741 >>403402729>>403403056 >>403403100 >>403404219>>403404416 >>403404817 >>403405503 >>403406796 >>403408072 >>400409800403410638603412136 >>403412168 >>403415418 >>403418336 >>403419830 >>403423433 >>403423616 >girlfriend bitched me out for buying an antique antisemitic caricature on ebay and said "I don't want that in my house" >mfw we rent Why do our female partners seem to be redpilled on our s--- until they aren't? I thought this thing was f------ hilarious and it was only like $10. << Anonymous (ID: 260QKHAG) 11/07/22(Mon)22:16:53 No.403392341400302574>>403302664 >>403312680 403302766 >>403322918 >>403383079403303162 >>405303219 >>403393237 >>409323365 >>403399834>>40339415224033043172403304515 >>403304541403394-08 >>403305174 >>403305798 >>#03305800 >>403305819 >>403306003 >>403396160 >>403306257 >>403306341 >>403396628 >>403396533 >>403307141 >>4033117547 >>403301177 5400307937403108130>>403308379 >>403398670 >>403390801 >>40333004) >>403328007 >>403400049 >>403401187 >>403401202403401201403401470 >>40140272540340260337403402900 >>4013402950 >>40340Q977 >>403400323403403038) >>40340293] >>403404008) >>403404057>>400405077 >>403405829 >>400408103 >>403408530>>403400850 >>403408864 >>403408085 22403400072 >>403400101 3403400386 2240340083002603410170403410507 >>403410615 >>4004106382403411106 >>403411109>>403411067403411021 >>403412136 >>403414734 >>400414822 >>403415839>>403416041 >>403418120 >>403417835 400413934>>4024208035»401420250 >>4013420082 >>402421090 >>40342147) >>403472855 >>403423258)>>403423205*2403423335 >>403342:3470 >>403423542 >>400423043 File: s-l1600 (1).jpg (253 KB, 1600x1600) Pic related, it's the thing I bought Anonymous (ID: CXOEJO) 11/07/22(Mon)22:42:18 No.403394515 ► >>403392341 this is good fodder as a picture on the internet, but why would you want a demonic talisman in your home? Anonymous (ID: 76al4Y) 11/07/22(Mon)22:20:57 No.403392680 >>403392341 I can see why she doesn't like it. Looks f------ cursed. Anonymous (ID: qzZmB) 11/07/22(Mon)22:28:56 No.403393365 >>403392341 She probably doesn't want some creepy jew staring at her while she's changing, anon. Anonymous (ID: 7) 11/07/22(Mon)22:38:00 No.4033941524097301 Anonymous (ID: CSP7E0Z) ► 11/07/22(Mon)22:19:4 >>403392341 Why would you want that in your house? Anonymous (ID: (MEOGOBing)) >>403392341 Holy f--- Imao >>403392341 Look, it's hilarious, but it's worth keeping locked away in a box. No one wants to see this s--- on a daily basis. You might, because it's funny, but of course a woman won't. Try to see it from her point of view, if you love her.

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File: d99.png (9 KB, 645x773) well what the f--- do i do now Anonymous 11/11/23(Sat)15:16:18 No.75381929 >>75382223 >be me >catfishing an anon for ez simp money >end up spending way more time with him than i planned to >we literally spend like 12 hours day just chatting, playing vidya, watching anime together, etc >suddenly realize i caught feelings for him unironically
File: d99.png (9 KB, 645x773) well what the f--- do i do now Anonymous 11/11/23(Sat)15:16:18 No.75381929 >>75382223 >be me >catfishing an anon for ez simp money >end up spending way more time with him than i planned to >we literally spend like 12 hours day just chatting, playing vidya, watching anime together, etc >suddenly realize i caught feelings for him unironically

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Were they stupid? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous D 30 KB PNG 11/11/23(Sat)11:12:09 No.189824296 >Oui, we are going to execute our king and replace him with a reactionary totalitarian regime and then replace that with a Super- King aka an Emperor and that after the Emperor we are uh... actually going to bring back the executed kings brothers to rule even though they are more conservative than he was and uh... then uh... get rid of them and replace it with like another king? And then get another emperor because, because we just are OKAY???
: Anonymous D 30 KB PNG 11/11/23(Sat)11:12:09 No.189824296 >Oui, we are going to execute our king and replace him with a reactionary totalitarian regime and then replace that with a Super- King aka an Emperor and that after the Emperor we are uh... actually going to bring back the executed kings brothers to rule even though they are more conservative than he was and uh... then uh... get rid of them and replace it with like another king? And then get another emperor because, because we just are OKAY???

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Anonymous f--- my life 11/11/23(Sat)04:10:57 No.75380506 113 KB PNG >be me >meet this girl, easy 8.5 >start talking to her >the convo is going pretty well >gives me her insta >talk to her and play video games together the whole night while saying random s--- and laughing about it together >she's kinda autistic (which is cute) >the next morning as i'm talking to her she says: "i gotta tell you about this guy i'm talking to" >feels_like_shit_instantly.jpg >play it cool >mfw i realize this s--- happens to me all the time >mfw why the f--- does this s--- keeps happening to me? and is there a way to prevent this s--- from happening?
Anonymous f--- my life 11/11/23(Sat)04:10:57 No.75380506 113 KB PNG >be me >meet this girl, easy 8.5 >start talking to her >the convo is going pretty well >gives me her insta >talk to her and play video games together the whole night while saying random s--- and laughing about it together >she's kinda autistic (which is cute) >the next morning as i'm talking to her she says: "i gotta tell you about this guy i'm talking to" >feels_like_shit_instantly.jpg >play it cool >mfw i realize this s--- happens to me all the time >mfw why the f--- does this s--- keeps happening to me? and is there a way to prevent this s--- from happening?

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Anon gets a girlfriend | /r/Greentext

File: 1670264324466.png (394 KB, 445x500) Help Anonymous 11/11/23(Sat) 09:09:47 No.75379924 >>75379931 >>75379942 >>75379957 >>75379983 >>75380001 robots, I don't know whats wrong with me >Finally get gf >short cute and huge boobs >It's all going good for a month or two >suddenly get the urge to be mean to her and obsessive >force her to call me 'master' and take a bunch of nudes for me all the time >She does all of this because i'm her first boyfriend and she has low self-esteem >Feel bad about it later help on how to better?
File: 1670264324466.png (394 KB, 445x500) Help Anonymous 11/11/23(Sat) 09:09:47 No.75379924 >>75379931 >>75379942 >>75379957 >>75379983 >>75380001 robots, I don't know whats wrong with me >Finally get gf >short cute and huge boobs >It's all going good for a month or two >suddenly get the urge to be mean to her and obsessive >force her to call me 'master' and take a bunch of nudes for me all the time >She does all of this because i'm her first boyfriend and she has low self-esteem >Feel bad about it later help on how to better?

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Anon is fat. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 99% sure being fat is why I ne(...) E 90 KB JPG 11/11/23(Sat)01:34:43 No.75379768 >Be me >5 years old, also the fastest kid >Girl my age liked me, I even convinced her to sit on my face one time >Age 7-8 >Different girl my age asked me to be her boyfriend or some s--- but ironically she was fat >Be age 9 >Started to notice I wasn't the fastest kid anymore >Age 10-11 >Remember I was rated as the 2nd ugliest in some kind of comparison (ugliest was a fat prick but later became a football chad in HS) >Age 11-12 >Got socially rejected that still leaves a scar to this day which only left me more prone to isolation >"Coincidentally" girls became less interested in me when I gained weight since 9 years old >Age 12-18 >At best became acquaintances with some girls but didn't seem like they were romantically interested in me >Age 22 (present moment) >Still no luck with girls, about to turn 23 in a few days and still never had a girlfriend >Despite me knowing being fat is why I never had a gf I don't do anything about it because I'm too lazy and free will doesn't exist otherwise I would be putting in the effort to gymmaxx
Anonymous 99% sure being fat is why I ne(...) E 90 KB JPG 11/11/23(Sat)01:34:43 No.75379768 >Be me >5 years old, also the fastest kid >Girl my age liked me, I even convinced her to sit on my face one time >Age 7-8 >Different girl my age asked me to be her boyfriend or some s--- but ironically she was fat >Be age 9 >Started to notice I wasn't the fastest kid anymore >Age 10-11 >Remember I was rated as the 2nd ugliest in some kind of comparison (ugliest was a fat prick but later became a football chad in HS) >Age 11-12 >Got socially rejected that still leaves a scar to this day which only left me more prone to isolation >"Coincidentally" girls became less interested in me when I gained weight since 9 years old >Age 12-18 >At best became acquaintances with some girls but didn't seem like they were romantically interested in me >Age 22 (present moment) >Still no luck with girls, about to turn 23 in a few days and still never had a girlfriend >Despite me knowing being fat is why I never had a gf I don't do anything about it because I'm too lazy and free will doesn't exist otherwise I would be putting in the effort to gymmaxx

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