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Anonymous SIDES GRIPPLED 153 KB JPG 04/15/19(Mon)18:03:27 No.797456453 >be me >like 45 mins ago >sitting in science class >fat weeb sitting next to me on his phone >fat weeb is sitting next to girl wearing thongs (flip flops for amerif js) >you can see where this is going >he takes a pic of her feet under the table but his flash is on >mfw he doesn't hesitate for a second and hauls ass out of the room >mfw the girl has been crying her eyes out since
Anonymous SIDES GRIPPLED 153 KB JPG 04/15/19(Mon)18:03:27 No.797456453 >be me >like 45 mins ago >sitting in science class >fat weeb sitting next to me on his phone >fat weeb is sitting next to girl wearing thongs (flip flops for amerif js) >you can see where this is going >he takes a pic of her feet under the table but his flash is on >mfw he doesn't hesitate for a second and hauls ass out of the room >mfw the girl has been crying her eyes out since

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Anon gets promoted | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/29/22(Tue)11:52:39 No.889903164 ► >>889903182 File: 1662517242502489.gif (1.93 MB, 245x187) Yup F----- married boss many times. >I'm air force lead aircraft mechanic >Boss MSgt is blonde girl, slightly older than me. >I've known her for ten years >Christmas party >I stay after helping to clean up >Ends up bring just the two of us >We finish up >Start talking about stupid ass airman hijinks, which ones are good, etc >Both kind of buzzed >She says that she always had a thing for me >I say that she could have had me for dinner and a movie before marriage >She says, "Damn you're easy!" >We both laugh >She gets up to go to bathroom >I clean off last table >She comes back and plants full on mouth kiss on me >We f--- raw on desk/table like this is the key to surviving apocalypse >She c--- on my c--- while riding me >She is a violent orgasmer >I ended up with bruises all f------ over my legs and back from desks >l unload in her p----, pressed as deep as I could get it >Felt f------ awesome >Post nut clarity >We both agree it was one time thing, never gonna happen again >FFWD one year Anonymous 11/29/22(Tue)11:53:29 No.889903182 >>889903164 >Deployment to Al Udeid Qatar >It is a f------ rules nightmare >F--- the s----- officers who are bad leaders >Double f--- the f----- ass Qataris Seriously, they're f------ despite what they claim on world cup >I am MilFitBro >She wants to get fit too >Offer to let her run with me >>889903767 >One month into deployment after nighttime run >it is 90 degrees at night and humid as f--- >Both sopping with sweat >I have to pass her room to get to mine >She grabs me and asks me to come into her room >She has some b------- and they're coming out >Wants to f--- right now >We f--- like animals raw and I again fill her up >Both start finding reasons to be somewhere private with each other >F--- almost daily across that base >F--- in airplanes >On a sizable percentage of the U.S. Air Force's C130 fleet >Easily like 50% >I c-- in her every time >On way back, f--- our way across Europe >Stop f------ here at home station >I am now the shop chief working directly for her >MFW I f----- my way to promotion
Anonymous 11/29/22(Tue)11:52:39 No.889903164 ► >>889903182 File: 1662517242502489.gif (1.93 MB, 245x187) Yup F----- married boss many times. >I'm air force lead aircraft mechanic >Boss MSgt is blonde girl, slightly older than me. >I've known her for ten years >Christmas party >I stay after helping to clean up >Ends up bring just the two of us >We finish up >Start talking about stupid ass airman hijinks, which ones are good, etc >Both kind of buzzed >She says that she always had a thing for me >I say that she could have had me for dinner and a movie before marriage >She says, "Damn you're easy!" >We both laugh >She gets up to go to bathroom >I clean off last table >She comes back and plants full on mouth kiss on me >We f--- raw on desk/table like this is the key to surviving apocalypse >She c--- on my c--- while riding me >She is a violent orgasmer >I ended up with bruises all f------ over my legs and back from desks >l unload in her p----, pressed as deep as I could get it >Felt f------ awesome >Post nut clarity >We both agree it was one time thing, never gonna happen again >FFWD one year Anonymous 11/29/22(Tue)11:53:29 No.889903182 >>889903164 >Deployment to Al Udeid Qatar >It is a f------ rules nightmare >F--- the s----- officers who are bad leaders >Double f--- the f----- ass Qataris Seriously, they're f------ despite what they claim on world cup >I am MilFitBro >She wants to get fit too >Offer to let her run with me >>889903767 >One month into deployment after nighttime run >it is 90 degrees at night and humid as f--- >Both sopping with sweat >I have to pass her room to get to mine >She grabs me and asks me to come into her room >She has some b------- and they're coming out >Wants to f--- right now >We f--- like animals raw and I again fill her up >Both start finding reasons to be somewhere private with each other >F--- almost daily across that base >F--- in airplanes >On a sizable percentage of the U.S. Air Force's C130 fleet >Easily like 50% >I c-- in her every time >On way back, f--- our way across Europe >Stop f------ here at home station >I am now the shop chief working directly for her >MFW I f----- my way to promotion

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Anon cucks his best friend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/29/22(Tue)09:01:55 No.889899077 >be me >current best friend gets a girlfriend >we hangout and chill getting close >he never spent time with her >blahblah gaming blah blah long streams >one day she's bored just me and her hanging out >at my house >curious how I taste >gives me a b------ >takes clothes off her t--- are like DDD >holyfuck.exe >she let's me f--- her p---- >so sensitive she almost blacks off from pleasure >we repeat after spans of vist >best friend finds out >no longer friend >still f------ his girl and she likes it more >continues
Anonymous 11/29/22(Tue)09:01:55 No.889899077 >be me >current best friend gets a girlfriend >we hangout and chill getting close >he never spent time with her >blahblah gaming blah blah long streams >one day she's bored just me and her hanging out >at my house >curious how I taste >gives me a b------ >takes clothes off her t--- are like DDD >holyfuck.exe >she let's me f--- her p---- >so sensitive she almost blacks off from pleasure >we repeat after spans of vist >best friend finds out >no longer friend >still f------ his girl and she likes it more >continues

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Building blocks are the key to happiness | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 13 KB PNG 08/01/21(Sun)07:52:26 No.64791948 >builds small block house >truly happy 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread 08/01/21(Sun)08:06:36 No.64792054 : Anonymous >>64791987 # >been working at a kindergarten last year >one day, not a single child showed up (covid just started) >just spent the whole day building a giant building block castle with the other employers >best day of my life
: Anonymous 13 KB PNG 08/01/21(Sun)07:52:26 No.64791948 >builds small block house >truly happy 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread 08/01/21(Sun)08:06:36 No.64792054 : Anonymous >>64791987 # >been working at a kindergarten last year >one day, not a single child showed up (covid just started) >just spent the whole day building a giant building block castle with the other employers >best day of my life

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Anon likes water | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 797353674 0 REPLIES > be me > be me at 2am > i need water > drink water thanks water 0 IMAGES
Anonymous | 797353674 0 REPLIES > be me > be me at 2am > i need water > drink water thanks water 0 IMAGES

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Anon's brother will sprinkle GAY FAIRYTALE MAGIC | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.68 MB GIF 10/27/22(Thu)11:48:17 No.124717100 >older brother is gay >very flamboyant >wears rainbow flags on all his clothes, floppy wristed, has a backpack which is printed so it looks like a naked man without arms or legs etc >insists on going to Qatar >says he will be himself, says I am hoomophobic for saying he is clearly gay >said "if the police bother me, I'll sprinkle them with GAY FAIRYTALE MAGIC" >my sister responded with "yassss" He's going to die isn't he?
Anonymous 1.68 MB GIF 10/27/22(Thu)11:48:17 No.124717100 >older brother is gay >very flamboyant >wears rainbow flags on all his clothes, floppy wristed, has a backpack which is printed so it looks like a naked man without arms or legs etc >insists on going to Qatar >says he will be himself, says I am hoomophobic for saying he is clearly gay >said "if the police bother me, I'll sprinkle them with GAY FAIRYTALE MAGIC" >my sister responded with "yassss" He's going to die isn't he?

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suggest a title | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Story thread 11/29/22(Tue)02:24:01 No.71177810 >fiancee cheats on me >whatever it sucks >date a couple of girls since >will sometimes meet up with ex for sex before ghosting each other for ages >years later I'm horny and send her a "hey" >comes over to my new place >she's fat now w-- 47 KB JPG >apparently she's a massive alcho now >show her around >tells me she now has some fat nerd who doms her and she gets super excited by it but can't c-- >don't care. why would you tell someone this anyway >eventually go to bedroom >f--- her >make her c-- >I c-- >smoke some drugs and drink a bit before falling asleep >shameful walk the next morning to take her back to her car >message her a month or two later asking if she's pregnant >haha no why? >block her and never talk to her again I've never regretted sex before that time. Women are gross
: Anonymous Story thread 11/29/22(Tue)02:24:01 No.71177810 >fiancee cheats on me >whatever it sucks >date a couple of girls since >will sometimes meet up with ex for sex before ghosting each other for ages >years later I'm horny and send her a "hey" >comes over to my new place >she's fat now w-- 47 KB JPG >apparently she's a massive alcho now >show her around >tells me she now has some fat nerd who doms her and she gets super excited by it but can't c-- >don't care. why would you tell someone this anyway >eventually go to bedroom >f--- her >make her c-- >I c-- >smoke some drugs and drink a bit before falling asleep >shameful walk the next morning to take her back to her car >message her a month or two later asking if she's pregnant >haha no why? >block her and never talk to her again I've never regretted sex before that time. Women are gross

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Anon got cybercucked | /r/Greentext

07/31/21 (Sat)08:36:11 No.64779162 >Get a fun job at pizza place >Girl i've been friends with for years is there, we have tons of fun >We relate a lot, like similar video games and shows >S--- she's even pretty attractive in my opinion >Have a great time >"Yeah i'm matching pfp with my bf" >Oh okay.png >"We met on vr chat" : Anonymous 205 KB JPG
07/31/21 (Sat)08:36:11 No.64779162 >Get a fun job at pizza place >Girl i've been friends with for years is there, we have tons of fun >We relate a lot, like similar video games and shows >S--- she's even pretty attractive in my opinion >Have a great time >"Yeah i'm matching pfp with my bf" >Oh okay.png >"We met on vr chat" : Anonymous 205 KB JPG

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Cat no like coke | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/23/19(Sat)14:54:36 No.795694829 73 KB JPG >be me, cat >sleeping from long day of being a cat >feel something cold on my head >wake up >w-- >owner standing there laughing like a retard while recording me >look up >can of coke on my had >tfw i like pepsi more >mfw no pepsi 1 Reply View Thread 03/23/19(Sat)14:56:35 No.795694917 : Anonymous >>795694829 (OP) # That's actually a pretty cute post. Too good for this site.
: Anonymous 03/23/19(Sat)14:54:36 No.795694829 73 KB JPG >be me, cat >sleeping from long day of being a cat >feel something cold on my head >wake up >w-- >owner standing there laughing like a retard while recording me >look up >can of coke on my had >tfw i like pepsi more >mfw no pepsi 1 Reply View Thread 03/23/19(Sat)14:56:35 No.795694917 : Anonymous >>795694829 (OP) # That's actually a pretty cute post. Too good for this site.

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Anon just wants a hug | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/02/18 (Wed)18:48:52 No.45089266 >>45089296 File: 571.png (81 KB, 658x901) MEC >go to hug mum >she dabs on me instead mummy no
Anonymous 05/02/18 (Wed)18:48:52 No.45089266 >>45089296 File: 571.png (81 KB, 658x901) MEC >go to hug mum >she dabs on me instead mummy no

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Anon is smart and fat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/29/22(Tue)07:42:38 No.71180946 I'll tell you all my story because I think it will provide some schadenfreude to those who don't like the homeless. I still feel kind of bad about what I did though. >be me >have retail wagie job at nice grocery store >basically a whole foods tier place but independent >store has an awesome deli, sandwiches, salads, deserts, soup, all awesome food >I never buy any of it though because it's so expensive >luckily for me I can get it for free >deli pulls all the leftover soup at the end of the day, plus all the sandwiches and other food that has expired >it's still good, they just pull it because it has to be hella fresh since it's at a premium price >deli guy tells me it gets donated to the food bank for homeless people to have >allowed to take some of it for staff though >quickly realize no one is paying attention to how much I take >take basically all of it >don't buy food for three years, pay off my credit cards and finally have a nice savings >actually got pretty fat >>71181027 # >>71181086 #
: Anonymous 11/29/22(Tue)07:42:38 No.71180946 I'll tell you all my story because I think it will provide some schadenfreude to those who don't like the homeless. I still feel kind of bad about what I did though. >be me >have retail wagie job at nice grocery store >basically a whole foods tier place but independent >store has an awesome deli, sandwiches, salads, deserts, soup, all awesome food >I never buy any of it though because it's so expensive >luckily for me I can get it for free >deli pulls all the leftover soup at the end of the day, plus all the sandwiches and other food that has expired >it's still good, they just pull it because it has to be hella fresh since it's at a premium price >deli guy tells me it gets donated to the food bank for homeless people to have >allowed to take some of it for staff though >quickly realize no one is paying attention to how much I take >take basically all of it >don't buy food for three years, pay off my credit cards and finally have a nice savings >actually got pretty fat >>71181027 # >>71181086 #

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Journey Into Thigh Highs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.43 MB JPG 11/29/22(Tue)01:29:33 No.889894136 >buy thigh high socks as a joke >one week later, they arrive >put them on >surprisingly comfy, i like em >order another pair near instantly >mfw this isnt a joke anymore >pic related
: Anonymous 1.43 MB JPG 11/29/22(Tue)01:29:33 No.889894136 >buy thigh high socks as a joke >one week later, they arrive >put them on >surprisingly comfy, i like em >order another pair near instantly >mfw this isnt a joke anymore >pic related

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Anon made a killing on gamestop stocks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 130 KB JPG 09/29/21 (Wed)01:19:01 No.65564766 >old bot, 32 >made a killing on gamestop stock earlier this year >bought a little place, invested some of it, still a couple hundred thousand left >decide to have fun with it >booked Angela White for overnight gfe this past weekend >knees still weak and balls still empty days later Taking suggestions for which p--- star I should f--- next, I was thinking maybe an asian or latina this time
: Anonymous 130 KB JPG 09/29/21 (Wed)01:19:01 No.65564766 >old bot, 32 >made a killing on gamestop stock earlier this year >bought a little place, invested some of it, still a couple hundred thousand left >decide to have fun with it >booked Angela White for overnight gfe this past weekend >knees still weak and balls still empty days later Taking suggestions for which p--- star I should f--- next, I was thinking maybe an asian or latina this time

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Anon is Chameleon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous /cg/ - Chameleon General 11/29/22(Tue)00:39:57 No.71176412 Who else is a /chameleon/ here? I no longer have a core personality, and neither do I care. I simply change it 17 KB PNG according to the situation or environment. I can go from a KKK Grand Wizard to a hardcore communist with a snap of a finger, thanks to my vast knowledge on the human mind, history and political sciences. That's right normies, I simply slither my way across the social fabrics while aiming for my ultimate goal: to achieve neethood. And they still think I'm their friend or that I care about their measly struggles. Any other reptilian frens on the house tonight?
: Anonymous /cg/ - Chameleon General 11/29/22(Tue)00:39:57 No.71176412 Who else is a /chameleon/ here? I no longer have a core personality, and neither do I care. I simply change it 17 KB PNG according to the situation or environment. I can go from a KKK Grand Wizard to a hardcore communist with a snap of a finger, thanks to my vast knowledge on the human mind, history and political sciences. That's right normies, I simply slither my way across the social fabrics while aiming for my ultimate goal: to achieve neethood. And they still think I'm their friend or that I care about their measly struggles. Any other reptilian frens on the house tonight?

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Anon likes the Halo Infinite AI | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 99 KB PNG >look up her voice actress online >it's Kari Wahlgren >find her strangely attractive, despite not being into her type 01/05/22(Wed)15:23:27 No.870033300 >it's probably the voice >naturally, look up her page on WikiFeet >she has pretty feet >damn >be me >start playing Halo Infinite >use BUTLR as a personal Al, because of funny bri'ish accent >get bored of him >switch to CIRC >start to really like her voice >get really horny for her in every match >finally cave in and j------- to pictures of Kari Wahlgren's feet 1 Reply / 1 Image >c-- buckets >feels good man mfw nobody in my life knows how f------ weird I am Anonymous 17 KB JPG View Thread 01/05/22(Wed)15:37:25 No.870034004 >>870033300 (OP) # You need help anon
Anonymous 99 KB PNG >look up her voice actress online >it's Kari Wahlgren >find her strangely attractive, despite not being into her type 01/05/22(Wed)15:23:27 No.870033300 >it's probably the voice >naturally, look up her page on WikiFeet >she has pretty feet >damn >be me >start playing Halo Infinite >use BUTLR as a personal Al, because of funny bri'ish accent >get bored of him >switch to CIRC >start to really like her voice >get really horny for her in every match >finally cave in and j------- to pictures of Kari Wahlgren's feet 1 Reply / 1 Image >c-- buckets >feels good man mfw nobody in my life knows how f------ weird I am Anonymous 17 KB JPG View Thread 01/05/22(Wed)15:37:25 No.870034004 >>870033300 (OP) # You need help anon

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Anon gets ripped off | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/29/22(Tue)06:34:09 No.71180414 >Never donate to homeless cause my dad always taught me donate to the programs that help them instead >Fast forward a few years 487 KB PNG >In a good spot money wise >Start bringing loads of food to the local food bank bi-weekly >Drop off food and leave right away every time >Fast forward today one of the helpers ask if I want to do money today as well >Says for every dollar they'll match and that one dollar supports three meals >Since I'm talking for once I ask how the homeless pick up food >They tell me "They don't feed homeless here" and that "We aren't that sort of program" Huh >"We support family's on welfare are those who can't work" >I asked if a homeless can come in donate a dollar then get 1 meal and they can give out the other two >They look me straight in the face and say "Why would we do that" >We argue a bit >Bitch says "If you care so much why don't you help them?" >Leave fuming >As I walk out the door I see a fat bitch get out of a newer model suv with three kids >one of the kid walks towards the entrance going "Better have pasta this time" Who the f--- am I helping here bros
Anonymous 11/29/22(Tue)06:34:09 No.71180414 >Never donate to homeless cause my dad always taught me donate to the programs that help them instead >Fast forward a few years 487 KB PNG >In a good spot money wise >Start bringing loads of food to the local food bank bi-weekly >Drop off food and leave right away every time >Fast forward today one of the helpers ask if I want to do money today as well >Says for every dollar they'll match and that one dollar supports three meals >Since I'm talking for once I ask how the homeless pick up food >They tell me "They don't feed homeless here" and that "We aren't that sort of program" Huh >"We support family's on welfare are those who can't work" >I asked if a homeless can come in donate a dollar then get 1 meal and they can give out the other two >They look me straight in the face and say "Why would we do that" >We argue a bit >Bitch says "If you care so much why don't you help them?" >Leave fuming >As I walk out the door I see a fat bitch get out of a newer model suv with three kids >one of the kid walks towards the entrance going "Better have pasta this time" Who the f--- am I helping here bros

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Anon makes it legal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: yPvDcR06) OPL RESPECT FOR IRANIAN 11/28/22(Mon)22:04:35 No.406349357 UKRAINE SSBO RDT_20221128_2200175350922706750162388.png 1.86 MB PNG >did you just see that Ahmed? >that brave man just ran on the field and held up a flag for 0.8 seconds >that's it, homosexuality is now legal in Qa'tar
: Anonymous (ID: yPvDcR06) OPL RESPECT FOR IRANIAN 11/28/22(Mon)22:04:35 No.406349357 UKRAINE SSBO RDT_20221128_2200175350922706750162388.png 1.86 MB PNG >did you just see that Ahmed? >that brave man just ran on the field and held up a flag for 0.8 seconds >that's it, homosexuality is now legal in Qa'tar

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Anon does what is called a pro gamer moment | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 59 KB JPG 8 Replies 01/19/19(Sat) 19:43:52 No.50505418 just man the f--- up and get a gf. View Thread 01/19/19(Sat)20:02:04 No.50505556 Anonymous >>50505418 (OP) # How bout you man the f--- down and become my gf uwu
Anonymous 59 KB JPG 8 Replies 01/19/19(Sat) 19:43:52 No.50505418 just man the f--- up and get a gf. View Thread 01/19/19(Sat)20:02:04 No.50505556 Anonymous >>50505418 (OP) # How bout you man the f--- down and become my gf uwu

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Anon likes to be minor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous weekend 92 KB PNG >sex 11/29/22(Tue)08:04:59 No.71180661 >be me >horny virgin 16yr old >home alone for the weekend >invite 6/10 over for sex >promised she could stay the night >postnutclarity.jpeg >kick her out after 10 minutes >invite friend over for a blaze >hear knock on door >same girl comes back with guy >claims i r---- her >tell them to f--- off and not to come back >panic >roll a joint with my friend >chill out >hours later get a message from girls friend >she was r---- by same guy who showed up with her >happy what goes around comes around my friends
: Anonymous weekend 92 KB PNG >sex 11/29/22(Tue)08:04:59 No.71180661 >be me >horny virgin 16yr old >home alone for the weekend >invite 6/10 over for sex >promised she could stay the night >postnutclarity.jpeg >kick her out after 10 minutes >invite friend over for a blaze >hear knock on door >same girl comes back with guy >claims i r---- her >tell them to f--- off and not to come back >panic >roll a joint with my friend >chill out >hours later get a message from girls friend >she was r---- by same guy who showed up with her >happy what goes around comes around my friends

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Anon works at a science fair | /r/Greentext

File: rage.jpg (222 KB, 1200x675) O Anonymous 11/27/22(Sun)17:38:14 No.889817901 >1 month ago >University is requiring its engineering students to help out at a science fair >School promises pizza after the fair for all of us >I man a trebuchet with another student >Kids take turns firing bean bags at a paper target >Their excitement is cute, and some of them actually know some history behind the thing >We work there for three hours until it's time for all the kids and their parents to leave >Feel exhausted >Begin cleaning up, eager to enjoy a delicious cheesy reward >Am in the middle of disassembling the trebuchet when fellow student delivers the bad news >The pizza was left on a table near the exit the guests used >It's all gone >They ate our pizza I have never wanted a tactical nuke more than I did that day.
File: rage.jpg (222 KB, 1200x675) O Anonymous 11/27/22(Sun)17:38:14 No.889817901 >1 month ago >University is requiring its engineering students to help out at a science fair >School promises pizza after the fair for all of us >I man a trebuchet with another student >Kids take turns firing bean bags at a paper target >Their excitement is cute, and some of them actually know some history behind the thing >We work there for three hours until it's time for all the kids and their parents to leave >Feel exhausted >Begin cleaning up, eager to enjoy a delicious cheesy reward >Am in the middle of disassembling the trebuchet when fellow student delivers the bad news >The pizza was left on a table near the exit the guests used >It's all gone >They ate our pizza I have never wanted a tactical nuke more than I did that day.

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