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Anonymous 16 KB JPG 02/15/21 (Mon)19:14:44 No.847479070 Friend said I should share this here >be me, 13 >born with this deformity called funnel chest, have a ~1 inch dent in my ribcage, pic related >spending a week in some christian summer camp >go swimming one day >take shirt off, people immediately notice >dumbfucks are absolutely fascinated by the deformity >that evening one of my roommates comes into our room >tells me to pull my shirt up and lay on the floor >am confused but do it >m----------- takes out a bottle and pours water into the dent >dent acts as a bowl, most of the water stays in it >slurp the water out of the cavity with a straw
Anonymous 16 KB JPG 02/15/21 (Mon)19:14:44 No.847479070 Friend said I should share this here >be me, 13 >born with this deformity called funnel chest, have a ~1 inch dent in my ribcage, pic related >spending a week in some christian summer camp >go swimming one day >take shirt off, people immediately notice >dumbfucks are absolutely fascinated by the deformity >that evening one of my roommates comes into our room >tells me to pull my shirt up and lay on the floor >am confused but do it >m----------- takes out a bottle and pours water into the dent >dent acts as a bowl, most of the water stays in it >slurp the water out of the cavity with a straw

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How do single men stay sane in this country How do single men stay sane in(...) 42 KB JPG 11/02/23(Thu)12:08:08 No.56535017 >forced to move out of current place >make 35/hr >cheapest 0 bedroom apartment in my city is 1600 >private rooms in shared houses going for minimum 1200 >no friends or family to live with >cheapest s--- box cars going for 5000 so don't drive >commute to work is 1.5 hours >$17 for 2 uncooked chicken breasts >don't eat out, don't go out, drink a 6 pack per week >only able to save $500 per month >immigrants making half what I make still pouring in by the millions >city went from 15% minority to 40% in my lifetime >whenever someone my age has things find out they got handouts from parents, car, computer, clothes, vacations, homes, all parents >boomers at work keep asking me why I look sad
How do single men stay sane in this country How do single men stay sane in(...) 42 KB JPG 11/02/23(Thu)12:08:08 No.56535017 >forced to move out of current place >make 35/hr >cheapest 0 bedroom apartment in my city is 1600 >private rooms in shared houses going for minimum 1200 >no friends or family to live with >cheapest s--- box cars going for 5000 so don't drive >commute to work is 1.5 hours >$17 for 2 uncooked chicken breasts >don't eat out, don't go out, drink a 6 pack per week >only able to save $500 per month >immigrants making half what I make still pouring in by the millions >city went from 15% minority to 40% in my lifetime >whenever someone my age has things find out they got handouts from parents, car, computer, clothes, vacations, homes, all parents >boomers at work keep asking me why I look sad

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: Anonymous Hotring but a disappointmery Oblak fta stutters Freak agte 114 KB JPG 11/03/23(Fri)00:22:50 No.11142957 4chan is the only thing that genuinely makes me laugh. no other normie s------, people or websites for that matter, ever comes close to such edgy levels of absurd comedy. i'm entirely convinced i am incapable of making a deep, heartfelt connection with another human being who doesn't have chan sensibilities. >why don't you quit? how could i live without it? how would i live without you guys? give me a reason, any at this point, sound enough to make me forfeit such endless fun every day and move on from it.
: Anonymous Hotring but a disappointmery Oblak fta stutters Freak agte 114 KB JPG 11/03/23(Fri)00:22:50 No.11142957 4chan is the only thing that genuinely makes me laugh. no other normie s------, people or websites for that matter, ever comes close to such edgy levels of absurd comedy. i'm entirely convinced i am incapable of making a deep, heartfelt connection with another human being who doesn't have chan sensibilities. >why don't you quit? how could i live without it? how would i live without you guys? give me a reason, any at this point, sound enough to make me forfeit such endless fun every day and move on from it.

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Anon is not a sex offender, yet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 70 KB JPG 11/03/23(Fri)20:38:42 No.189499426 >tfw turning 30 and still a virgin It feels so bad, bros. I decided that I will just walk up to random women outside that look slutty and just ask them if they want to have sex with me. If they say no, I will offer to pay them. I know this sounds desperate but at this point I have no choice. Will this work? I wouldn't just say "have sex with me". It would be more like: >Hey I saw you here and I think you're a really beautiful woman. Y'know, I'm kind of a virgin and I thought losing my virginity to you would be a dream come true! Don't worry, I have no STDs of course and I can bring you to my home, to your home or rent a room. If she says some b------- excuse like >Thank you! You sound sweet but I'm actually busy right now.. That's the time I would offer her money. >Ah a shame! But if I gave you 50... no 100 Euro, maybe you could spare some time for me...?
: Anonymous 70 KB JPG 11/03/23(Fri)20:38:42 No.189499426 >tfw turning 30 and still a virgin It feels so bad, bros. I decided that I will just walk up to random women outside that look slutty and just ask them if they want to have sex with me. If they say no, I will offer to pay them. I know this sounds desperate but at this point I have no choice. Will this work? I wouldn't just say "have sex with me". It would be more like: >Hey I saw you here and I think you're a really beautiful woman. Y'know, I'm kind of a virgin and I thought losing my virginity to you would be a dream come true! Don't worry, I have no STDs of course and I can bring you to my home, to your home or rent a room. If she says some b------- excuse like >Thank you! You sound sweet but I'm actually busy right now.. That's the time I would offer her money. >Ah a shame! But if I gave you 50... no 100 Euro, maybe you could spare some time for me...?

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Anon found treasure | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous (ID: U4fE0Gui) 11/02/23(Thu)23:03:10 No.447328865 >>447329108 >>447329310 >>447329421 >>447329707 >>447330373 >>447330722 >>447332836 >>447334745 >>447334902 >>447339701 >>447339856 File: 9052.jpg (80 KB, 450x600) >>447312370 (OP) I know most people are posting b------- in these threads but I'll post something legit for a change >Worked construction in the 90s >Company I was working for was hired to build an underground parking lot under Acropolis >Under Acropolis there are multiple tunnels and small rooms that have been there since Ancient times and were used extensively during WW2 to hide children and women >As we keep progressing we find an unmapped path >we follow it for like 10 minutes >No idea where exactly we are in relation to above ground now but we weren't that far from Parthenon itself according to the maps >find an opening in one of the paths and go through >find new path >we walk about 5 or 6 minutes >Find huge room >full of Ancient Greek statues in pristine condition, completely undamaged >Room is connected to another path >follow path further in >There is an entrance to something but is sealed and the way it's sealed is sloppy with tons of rocks of various sizes >We leave it untouched >We report this >Archeologists arrive >Head archeologist says the craftmanship greatly resembles Phidias' and that this is one the biggest archeological finds ever >Construction stops for a while >We restart about 3 weeks later >Path has been completely blocked off and made to look like a normal brick wall >Construction of underground parking lot is canceled 1 week later >Never heard of the statues again, nothing was ever announced to the public, nobody even knows we found a path and a room full of goddamn national treasures To this day I still wonder what the scum ruling this country did with those statues. We're talking over 50 of them at the very least, of various sizes and all of them in immaculate condition.
☐ Anonymous (ID: U4fE0Gui) 11/02/23(Thu)23:03:10 No.447328865 >>447329108 >>447329310 >>447329421 >>447329707 >>447330373 >>447330722 >>447332836 >>447334745 >>447334902 >>447339701 >>447339856 File: 9052.jpg (80 KB, 450x600) >>447312370 (OP) I know most people are posting b------- in these threads but I'll post something legit for a change >Worked construction in the 90s >Company I was working for was hired to build an underground parking lot under Acropolis >Under Acropolis there are multiple tunnels and small rooms that have been there since Ancient times and were used extensively during WW2 to hide children and women >As we keep progressing we find an unmapped path >we follow it for like 10 minutes >No idea where exactly we are in relation to above ground now but we weren't that far from Parthenon itself according to the maps >find an opening in one of the paths and go through >find new path >we walk about 5 or 6 minutes >Find huge room >full of Ancient Greek statues in pristine condition, completely undamaged >Room is connected to another path >follow path further in >There is an entrance to something but is sealed and the way it's sealed is sloppy with tons of rocks of various sizes >We leave it untouched >We report this >Archeologists arrive >Head archeologist says the craftmanship greatly resembles Phidias' and that this is one the biggest archeological finds ever >Construction stops for a while >We restart about 3 weeks later >Path has been completely blocked off and made to look like a normal brick wall >Construction of underground parking lot is canceled 1 week later >Never heard of the statues again, nothing was ever announced to the public, nobody even knows we found a path and a room full of goddamn national treasures To this day I still wonder what the scum ruling this country did with those statues. We're talking over 50 of them at the very least, of various sizes and all of them in immaculate condition.

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He hate non-virgin girls because reasons | /r/Greentext

>She expect more from you. >She may have male friends, feminist friends, may go to clubs because a non virgin girl will have a social life. >You are not that confident around a bitch who saw everything, nothing you do will compare to what others did, nothing will be special. >She can't love you, she can t create a strong bond, a ride or die bond. 29 KB JPG She will never be romantic, the d---, the sex of other man in her broke her inocence. >Everytime you look at her, everytime u kiss her u know she had a c--- in her mouth, facefucked maybe and other degenerated s----, it s ragefuell. >WHEN YOU WERE JUST A LOSER SUFFERING, BEING BULLIED, SHE WAS LIVING HER BEST LIFE IN LOVE WITH A SUPERIOR MAN. >If there weren t condoms(society invention), she already will have had a child with that first man. >The studies show that a lower iq means more sexual partners, she will also be stupid, like her being a w---- wasn't enough. >Imagine seeing her ex bf and he look at you loving her, you love a woman who was in her knee for other man. ANY GIRL WHO IS NOT A VIRGIN SHOULD DIE, IM NOT A HYPOCRIT, EVEN MALES SHOULD DIE IF THEY LEAVE A VIRGIN GIRL BECAUSE THEY ARE A PROBLEM IN CREATING W-----
>She expect more from you. >She may have male friends, feminist friends, may go to clubs because a non virgin girl will have a social life. >You are not that confident around a bitch who saw everything, nothing you do will compare to what others did, nothing will be special. >She can't love you, she can t create a strong bond, a ride or die bond. 29 KB JPG She will never be romantic, the d---, the sex of other man in her broke her inocence. >Everytime you look at her, everytime u kiss her u know she had a c--- in her mouth, facefucked maybe and other degenerated s----, it s ragefuell. >WHEN YOU WERE JUST A LOSER SUFFERING, BEING BULLIED, SHE WAS LIVING HER BEST LIFE IN LOVE WITH A SUPERIOR MAN. >If there weren t condoms(society invention), she already will have had a child with that first man. >The studies show that a lower iq means more sexual partners, she will also be stupid, like her being a w---- wasn't enough. >Imagine seeing her ex bf and he look at you loving her, you love a woman who was in her knee for other man. ANY GIRL WHO IS NOT A VIRGIN SHOULD DIE, IM NOT A HYPOCRIT, EVEN MALES SHOULD DIE IF THEY LEAVE A VIRGIN GIRL BECAUSE THEY ARE A PROBLEM IN CREATING W-----

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Anon is unholy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05.06.2014, 19:41:48 No.14802146 > Be me > Be teacher at christian school > One day start talking with the kids about anime > Reccommend them to watch Death Note > Several of them start watching it > One kids parents finds out and files a complaint > End up getting fired for "Unholy Tendencies" > mfw i got fired for reccommending anime
Anonymous 05.06.2014, 19:41:48 No.14802146 > Be me > Be teacher at christian school > One day start talking with the kids about anime > Reccommend them to watch Death Note > Several of them start watching it > One kids parents finds out and files a complaint > End up getting fired for "Unholy Tendencies" > mfw i got fired for reccommending anime

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yt people be like: | /r/Greentext

Anonymous SIMS X ZA 143 KB JPG 11/01/23(Wed)22:50:49 No.656044906 >supposedly game for everyone >watch yt tutorials and letsplays >all women and gay men commentators >Will Wright spinning in his grave what went wrong : Anonymous what's a white tutorial? 11/01/23(Wed)22:58:31 No.656045590
Anonymous SIMS X ZA 143 KB JPG 11/01/23(Wed)22:50:49 No.656044906 >supposedly game for everyone >watch yt tutorials and letsplays >all women and gay men commentators >Will Wright spinning in his grave what went wrong : Anonymous what's a white tutorial? 11/01/23(Wed)22:58:31 No.656045590

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Anon joins the tribe | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Am I f-----? 8 KB JPG 11/03/23(Fri)15:01:42 No.30091300 >be me >lie on my cv and email I sent to this lawyer a few months ago >i pretended to be Jewish and put that I did an internship at a corporate law firm in a different city as well volunteered at a synagogue >did this cuz I thought I'd get a better chance at getting hired >lawyer replies and says she will forward my email to the appropriate person >never got a reply back so it's wtv >ff to today >I joined an extracurricular club where my partner and I have to make arguments regarding a court case >will be judged and questioned by a panel of lawyers >one of the lawyers is the one i emailed and lied to >mfw I'm so scared. What if she recognizes my name and questions me about the email and cv I sent her? My reputation will be ruined and I'll embarrass myself in front of her and my extracurricular club.
: Anonymous Am I f-----? 8 KB JPG 11/03/23(Fri)15:01:42 No.30091300 >be me >lie on my cv and email I sent to this lawyer a few months ago >i pretended to be Jewish and put that I did an internship at a corporate law firm in a different city as well volunteered at a synagogue >did this cuz I thought I'd get a better chance at getting hired >lawyer replies and says she will forward my email to the appropriate person >never got a reply back so it's wtv >ff to today >I joined an extracurricular club where my partner and I have to make arguments regarding a court case >will be judged and questioned by a panel of lawyers >one of the lawyers is the one i emailed and lied to >mfw I'm so scared. What if she recognizes my name and questions me about the email and cv I sent her? My reputation will be ruined and I'll embarrass myself in front of her and my extracurricular club.

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Anon was born at the wrong time | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/03/23(Fri)08:45:41 No.112142228 >be me >born too late to explore Earth >born too soon to travel to the moon of some planet and get myself an 8 feet tall blue amazon catgirl gf >born just in time to waste years of my life on this South American haiku forum things dont look too good, lads
Anonymous 11/03/23(Fri)08:45:41 No.112142228 >be me >born too late to explore Earth >born too soon to travel to the moon of some planet and get myself an 8 feet tall blue amazon catgirl gf >born just in time to waste years of my life on this South American haiku forum things dont look too good, lads

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Anon is thorny | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 196 KB JPG 10/18/22(Tue)09:17:37 No.70634841 What's your public hair management strategy? I clip it when I'm having a girl over but that's rare so it's usually like taking a weed wacker to a thorn bush. : Anonymous >>70634841 (OP) # >having a girl over Cringe. I just trim it when my d--- starts looking small when i j------- cause looking at my fully erect penis is satisfying. You would be suprised how much of a difference the size of your d--- looks when you have long ass pubes compared to when you dont. Shave your c--- pubes you smelly NEET's you will feel better. 10/18/22(Tue)09:25:59 No.70634913
: Anonymous 196 KB JPG 10/18/22(Tue)09:17:37 No.70634841 What's your public hair management strategy? I clip it when I'm having a girl over but that's rare so it's usually like taking a weed wacker to a thorn bush. : Anonymous >>70634841 (OP) # >having a girl over Cringe. I just trim it when my d--- starts looking small when i j------- cause looking at my fully erect penis is satisfying. You would be suprised how much of a difference the size of your d--- looks when you have long ass pubes compared to when you dont. Shave your c--- pubes you smelly NEET's you will feel better. 10/18/22(Tue)09:25:59 No.70634913

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We are all gonna accomplish it | /r/Greentext

>be me >27 >cook/everything else >closing up restaurant >me and one girl finishing up in kitchen >light flirting feeling it out >close up and walk her to her car >say bye and hug >she does the gril thing where she falls into the hug a little >catch her no problem >shes breathless >wow anon you're so strong 24 KB JPG
>be me >27 >cook/everything else >closing up restaurant >me and one girl finishing up in kitchen >light flirting feeling it out >close up and walk her to her car >say bye and hug >she does the gril thing where she falls into the hug a little >catch her no problem >shes breathless >wow anon you're so strong 24 KB JPG

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Anon tries to figure out what to do in life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous i have no >hobbies >skills or marketable skills >passion >dream >goals or work desires the only think i want is to not work a 9-5 when im 70. i want to be retired in 30 years but im loq iq. i cant understand finance or investing or entrepreneurship. i cant freelance since imlow iq and only fit for uber. what the f--- do id o with my life? 397 KB PNG 11/02/23(Thu)22:14:14 No.30089791 2 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous i have no >hobbies >skills or marketable skills >passion >dream >goals or work desires the only think i want is to not work a 9-5 when im 70. i want to be retired in 30 years but im loq iq. i cant understand finance or investing or entrepreneurship. i cant freelance since imlow iq and only fit for uber. what the f--- do id o with my life? 397 KB PNG 11/02/23(Thu)22:14:14 No.30089791 2 Replies View Thread

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Anon on people who make beats. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 KB JPG Anonymous 11 KB PNG 11/03/23(Fri)12:23:43 No.119013831 >He makes beats 11/03/23(Fri)12:25:54 No.119013857 >>119013831 (OP) # >He thinks he's gonna make it "out the hood"
: Anonymous 8 KB JPG Anonymous 11 KB PNG 11/03/23(Fri)12:23:43 No.119013831 >He makes beats 11/03/23(Fri)12:25:54 No.119013857 >>119013831 (OP) # >He thinks he's gonna make it "out the hood"

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thedevil.jpg | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/01/23(Wed) 22:54:41 No.656084159 thedevil.jpg 169 KB JPG >destroys video games forever, leaving them with an irreparable mark that resonates to this day >gets away with it
: Anonymous 11/01/23(Wed) 22:54:41 No.656084159 thedevil.jpg 169 KB JPG >destroys video games forever, leaving them with an irreparable mark that resonates to this day >gets away with it

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Shitrou, feed me | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/02/23(Thu)07:58:12 No.656094661 1657738840631.png 759 KB PNG >okay, Saber, so there's a war going on outside >we know other masters are constantly trying to gather intel and the more reckless ones aren't afraid of confronting other masters during the day if they think they can get away with it >but screw all that, how about you and I go on a date? Is this ginger serious?
: Anonymous 11/02/23(Thu)07:58:12 No.656094661 1657738840631.png 759 KB PNG >okay, Saber, so there's a war going on outside >we know other masters are constantly trying to gather intel and the more reckless ones aren't afraid of confronting other masters during the day if they think they can get away with it >but screw all that, how about you and I go on a date? Is this ginger serious?

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Bus Driver Anon gets hit on by a guy... | /r/Greentext

File: _1a649e52-dd8d-49cb-b1b6-().jpg (128 KB, 1024x1024) Bus Driver, guy came onto me on the job Anonymous 11/02/23(Thu)20:21:05 No.75277300 ► what a weird day it was. >Be me, London bus Driver >drives the 97 route >I am not gay, or lgbtetc >the thing is with bus driving, you come across all kinds of people >two black guys hop on, two black guys, one with dreads and the other with a hat >Seemingly normal for london, wearing tracksuits, wouldn't suspect them as gay >The one with the cap nodded at me >one mirror by the cab, inside the bus that shows you the whole bus, we call it the interior mirror >you can see who's trying to get off >each time I glance over that mirror, I noticed the one in the cap hat keeps looking at me non stop >I look young for my age, so sometimes I get starred at by some curious people, So I just assumed it was one of those people because i'm young. >Black guy with cap keeps still starring at me, still staring at me >every single stop here's staring... >getting awkward >We reach Chingford Mount's stop >I open both doors so everyone can both go in and enter >The one with the cap comes to my cab, knocks on my door and gives me a paper >Something is not right, these black guys kept starring at me, and now they're trying to knock on my cab, with a sheet of paper >definitely not money >The black guys get off from the front door and wave at me >close the door >People like to occasionally give gifts to bus drivers, this happened once before with a guy and a girl, this girl was too shy to give me her number, so she wrote it on a paper and handed it to her guy friend or colleague to give to me. >But this time these black guys did not come with any female friends, it was just cap guy and dreadlocks >This is very bizarre >When I reach the other end, chingford station >I open the note > Note reads: you're hot, you're sexy, i'd love for you to message me, but even if you don't message me, you're very handsome anyway! >what the f---?! >what was he smoking? In my head I was thinking, this was f-----, but still needed to concentrate, but it's a sign that times have changed...
File: _1a649e52-dd8d-49cb-b1b6-().jpg (128 KB, 1024x1024) Bus Driver, guy came onto me on the job Anonymous 11/02/23(Thu)20:21:05 No.75277300 ► what a weird day it was. >Be me, London bus Driver >drives the 97 route >I am not gay, or lgbtetc >the thing is with bus driving, you come across all kinds of people >two black guys hop on, two black guys, one with dreads and the other with a hat >Seemingly normal for london, wearing tracksuits, wouldn't suspect them as gay >The one with the cap nodded at me >one mirror by the cab, inside the bus that shows you the whole bus, we call it the interior mirror >you can see who's trying to get off >each time I glance over that mirror, I noticed the one in the cap hat keeps looking at me non stop >I look young for my age, so sometimes I get starred at by some curious people, So I just assumed it was one of those people because i'm young. >Black guy with cap keeps still starring at me, still staring at me >every single stop here's staring... >getting awkward >We reach Chingford Mount's stop >I open both doors so everyone can both go in and enter >The one with the cap comes to my cab, knocks on my door and gives me a paper >Something is not right, these black guys kept starring at me, and now they're trying to knock on my cab, with a sheet of paper >definitely not money >The black guys get off from the front door and wave at me >close the door >People like to occasionally give gifts to bus drivers, this happened once before with a guy and a girl, this girl was too shy to give me her number, so she wrote it on a paper and handed it to her guy friend or colleague to give to me. >But this time these black guys did not come with any female friends, it was just cap guy and dreadlocks >This is very bizarre >When I reach the other end, chingford station >I open the note > Note reads: you're hot, you're sexy, i'd love for you to message me, but even if you don't message me, you're very handsome anyway! >what the f---?! >what was he smoking? In my head I was thinking, this was f-----, but still needed to concentrate, but it's a sign that times have changed...

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Evil....... | /r/Greentext

153 1537264774886.jpg 11 KB JPG >Order fries with no salt, causing the staff to cook a new batch >Put on salt myself Everything in this world is part of my game.
153 1537264774886.jpg 11 KB JPG >Order fries with no salt, causing the staff to cook a new batch >Put on salt myself Everything in this world is part of my game.

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Anon chooses the music. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 611 KB JPG 11/02/23(Thu)12:49:36 No.119004883 >college prof letting us choose the music >classmates playing normie s--- >professor gets upset at some lyrics and takes off a song >he calls me out and says "anon, you're always quiet, why don't you come here and put a song you like?" >put on "Tetras" by lannis Xenakis >classmates start cheering, hottest girl in class gives me her number >mfw
Anonymous 611 KB JPG 11/02/23(Thu)12:49:36 No.119004883 >college prof letting us choose the music >classmates playing normie s--- >professor gets upset at some lyrics and takes off a song >he calls me out and says "anon, you're always quiet, why don't you come here and put a song you like?" >put on "Tetras" by lannis Xenakis >classmates start cheering, hottest girl in class gives me her number >mfw

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Anon pauses his TV | /r/Greentext

Anonymous What I did while YT was paused (...) IDING T FINAL THOUGH STARTALK 1.63 MB JPG 11/02/23(Thu)15:17:23 No.908674078 >End of j------ session >Realize my tv is paused >See what is underneath >Its Neil D Tyson >Be me >Watch a random docu >Randomly get horny >Lie down on couch >Pull out phone >Find some p--- to j------- to >Cut to 12 minutes later MFW Neil watched me j------- to femboys on my phone : Anonymous Anonymous >>908674078 (OP) # I don't know why it flipped like that 129 KB JPG 11/02/23(Thu)15:29:31 No.908674587 11/02/23(Thu)15:47:46 No.908675296 >>908674078 (OP) # >12 minutes yeah ok buddy
Anonymous What I did while YT was paused (...) IDING T FINAL THOUGH STARTALK 1.63 MB JPG 11/02/23(Thu)15:17:23 No.908674078 >End of j------ session >Realize my tv is paused >See what is underneath >Its Neil D Tyson >Be me >Watch a random docu >Randomly get horny >Lie down on couch >Pull out phone >Find some p--- to j------- to >Cut to 12 minutes later MFW Neil watched me j------- to femboys on my phone : Anonymous Anonymous >>908674078 (OP) # I don't know why it flipped like that 129 KB JPG 11/02/23(Thu)15:29:31 No.908674587 11/02/23(Thu)15:47:46 No.908675296 >>908674078 (OP) # >12 minutes yeah ok buddy

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