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Anonymous 29 KB PNG >who are you? >I'm Joe. >who's Joe? >I am Joe. I just told you. >Oh? Any other people named Joe? >Yeah. >Who? >Joe Biden. >Any others? >Joe Rogan. >Anyone named Joe with a surname starting with M? >Yeah. >Who? >Joe McConnell. >Anyone named Joe with a surname beginning with Ma? >Yeah. >Who? >Joe Mauer. >Anyone named Joe with a surname beginning with Ma resembling a name of a maternal figure? >Yeah. >Who?
Anonymous 29 KB PNG >who are you? >I'm Joe. >who's Joe? >I am Joe. I just told you. >Oh? Any other people named Joe? >Yeah. >Who? >Joe Biden. >Any others? >Joe Rogan. >Anyone named Joe with a surname starting with M? >Yeah. >Who? >Joe McConnell. >Anyone named Joe with a surname beginning with Ma? >Yeah. >Who? >Joe Mauer. >Anyone named Joe with a surname beginning with Ma resembling a name of a maternal figure? >Yeah. >Who?

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Anon loses a bet | /r/Greentext

File: 20231025_070356.jpg (359 KB, 3840x2160) <-> Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)13:04:26 No.75184926 >>75185153 >>75185178 >>75184943 >be bi and have friend who is a girl and also bi >routinely insult each other and try to one up each other >bet that I can get laid more than her >been on grindr and hooked up a few times >haven't bothered going after a girl since I thought I was 100% in the lead >she has f----- more girls and guys than me in three months I think I get what you guys mean when you say that chicks have it on easy mode, now I owe her 50 bucks and I'm annoyed.
File: 20231025_070356.jpg (359 KB, 3840x2160) <-> Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)13:04:26 No.75184926 >>75185153 >>75185178 >>75184943 >be bi and have friend who is a girl and also bi >routinely insult each other and try to one up each other >bet that I can get laid more than her >been on grindr and hooked up a few times >haven't bothered going after a girl since I thought I was 100% in the lead >she has f----- more girls and guys than me in three months I think I get what you guys mean when you say that chicks have it on easy mode, now I owe her 50 bucks and I'm annoyed.

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Why are they doing this to my GOAT | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Miles Morales Capitech $5 10/25/23(Wed)08:41:32 No.655257536 2020 MARVEL marvels_spider-man_miles_morales.jpg 86 KB JPG This m----------- is such a mary sue it's unreal >Most popular kid at his rich kid private school and a hero to his community >Has a circle of close family and friends who all know he's Spiderman and support him without question >Despite paying hollow lipservice to wanting revenge, immediately forgives the man who killed his dad, who is so stunned by his forgiveness that he immediately reforms >Beats the s--- out of Symbiote-infected Peter and convinces him to free himself from the symbiote >The only person on Earth who is inherently resistant to the Venom symbiote and cannot be infected >Is the one to inspire Peter to continue on at his lowest point after Harry becomes Venom >Saves Harry's life at the end >Becomes the TRUE and HONEST Spiderman at the end Man, after 60 years of stories about how Peter Parker's personal life will always suffer because being Spiderman requires sacrifice, but it's a burden he carries because he is a hero, I'm glad to know it was all b-------, in reality Peter is just cis white scum who needs to go to therapy and pay more attention to his nagging gf. Miles is the TRUE Spiderman he should aspire to be, so progressive snoy!
: Anonymous Miles Morales Capitech $5 10/25/23(Wed)08:41:32 No.655257536 2020 MARVEL marvels_spider-man_miles_morales.jpg 86 KB JPG This m----------- is such a mary sue it's unreal >Most popular kid at his rich kid private school and a hero to his community >Has a circle of close family and friends who all know he's Spiderman and support him without question >Despite paying hollow lipservice to wanting revenge, immediately forgives the man who killed his dad, who is so stunned by his forgiveness that he immediately reforms >Beats the s--- out of Symbiote-infected Peter and convinces him to free himself from the symbiote >The only person on Earth who is inherently resistant to the Venom symbiote and cannot be infected >Is the one to inspire Peter to continue on at his lowest point after Harry becomes Venom >Saves Harry's life at the end >Becomes the TRUE and HONEST Spiderman at the end Man, after 60 years of stories about how Peter Parker's personal life will always suffer because being Spiderman requires sacrifice, but it's a burden he carries because he is a hero, I'm glad to know it was all b-------, in reality Peter is just cis white scum who needs to go to therapy and pay more attention to his nagging gf. Miles is the TRUE Spiderman he should aspire to be, so progressive snoy!

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Anon plays a game | /r/Greentext

File: 1620084785580.jpg (21 KB, 324x320) Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)07:26:18 No.75182730 >>75182784 >>75183188 >>75183597 >>75183901 >>75183945 >> >play game >suck at it >get frustrated >turn it off, and play a game I've beaten a thousand times before instead Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)07:28:33 No.75182744 >>75183127 >>75183188 >>75183287 >Play a team based game >Suck at it >Have to put up with team mate abuse until the end of the round >Dont wanna be a coward and quit the game on them Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)07:34:33 No.75182784 >>75182730 (OP) # Does this mentality help you prepare for your future? What is your plan to foster a growth mindset and growth potential in yourself going forward, anonymous? Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)08:22:14 No.75183127 >>75182744 # >Play a team based game >Have to put up with team mate abuse until the end of the round >take it within my own hands to ruin the game for them by pretending to be worse than I am >they rage and lose hard. I laugh.
File: 1620084785580.jpg (21 KB, 324x320) Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)07:26:18 No.75182730 >>75182784 >>75183188 >>75183597 >>75183901 >>75183945 >> >play game >suck at it >get frustrated >turn it off, and play a game I've beaten a thousand times before instead Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)07:28:33 No.75182744 >>75183127 >>75183188 >>75183287 >Play a team based game >Suck at it >Have to put up with team mate abuse until the end of the round >Dont wanna be a coward and quit the game on them Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)07:34:33 No.75182784 >>75182730 (OP) # Does this mentality help you prepare for your future? What is your plan to foster a growth mindset and growth potential in yourself going forward, anonymous? Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)08:22:14 No.75183127 >>75182744 # >Play a team based game >Have to put up with team mate abuse until the end of the round >take it within my own hands to ruin the game for them by pretending to be worse than I am >they rage and lose hard. I laugh.

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Anon was bullied | /r/Greentext

File: 33333.jpg (103 KB, 700x1143) Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)13:07:20 No.75184954 >>75185043 >>75185544 >>75185599 >>75185628 >be "bullied" >socialize with other "bullied" people >they're all insufferable obnoxious f------ who almost always deserve to be bullied one way or another Normalfags are psychic? How did they know who to bully ahead of time? Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)13:07:58 No.75184957 >>75184965 >>75184976 You realize this means that you're also an insufferable f----- right?
File: 33333.jpg (103 KB, 700x1143) Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)13:07:20 No.75184954 >>75185043 >>75185544 >>75185599 >>75185628 >be "bullied" >socialize with other "bullied" people >they're all insufferable obnoxious f------ who almost always deserve to be bullied one way or another Normalfags are psychic? How did they know who to bully ahead of time? Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)13:07:58 No.75184957 >>75184965 >>75184976 You realize this means that you're also an insufferable f----- right?

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Anon’s friend gets bummed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Weed makes you gay? 10/25/23(Wed)10:50:01 No.908246772 My friend got bummed. >my friend tells me one day he smoked weed with an oldman >its common in UK for people who buy weed to have a smoke with the dealers. Anyway. >old man invites him into home to smoke weed 131 KB JPG >says he didn't remember anything. Woke up naked in bed with this old man. >says he doesn't know if he was arse r---- or not. >few days later his c--- is leaking green. >tests reveal gonnierahea
Anonymous Weed makes you gay? 10/25/23(Wed)10:50:01 No.908246772 My friend got bummed. >my friend tells me one day he smoked weed with an oldman >its common in UK for people who buy weed to have a smoke with the dealers. Anyway. >old man invites him into home to smoke weed 131 KB JPG >says he didn't remember anything. Woke up naked in bed with this old man. >says he doesn't know if he was arse r---- or not. >few days later his c--- is leaking green. >tests reveal gonnierahea

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Anon goes on a date | /r/Greentext

File: Wednesday.png (437 KB, 635x538) Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)08:10:08 No.75183041 >be me >go on a date with a girl >she seems very proper and modest >shows up as a friend suggestion on snapchat >quarter million snapscore Pottery. Should I just ask to see her nudes outright, or continue to play along?
File: Wednesday.png (437 KB, 635x538) Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)08:10:08 No.75183041 >be me >go on a date with a girl >she seems very proper and modest >shows up as a friend suggestion on snapchat >quarter million snapscore Pottery. Should I just ask to see her nudes outright, or continue to play along?

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Anon uses a public toilet | /r/Greentext

File: sz2ffo73jkqa1.jpg (716 KB, 1065x1231) >doesn't even try to hide it >process to j------- for 10+mins >disgusting.jepg >c--- with a loud noise Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)10:32:15 No.75183975 >be me >go to the rest room at work >two stalls side by side >some guy comes in at the stall next door >takes a s--- >hearing weird noises >fap fap fap >guy is jerking ofd >breaths heavily Now I know how girls must feel when they are sexually harrassed by a guy
File: sz2ffo73jkqa1.jpg (716 KB, 1065x1231) >doesn't even try to hide it >process to j------- for 10+mins >disgusting.jepg >c--- with a loud noise Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)10:32:15 No.75183975 >be me >go to the rest room at work >two stalls side by side >some guy comes in at the stall next door >takes a s--- >hearing weird noises >fap fap fap >guy is jerking ofd >breaths heavily Now I know how girls must feel when they are sexually harrassed by a guy

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Anon is very grateful | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: Screenshot_20231023-213657.png 1K+ bought in past month F--- you n------ L (960 KB, 1080x1228) O Anonymous (ID: yxHCaoc9 10/25/23(Wed)02:57:23 No.44618938 >>446191371 >>446191658 >>446192623 >>446192771 >>446193328 >>446193506 >>44 >>446194291 >>446197764 >>446198190 >>446198213 >>446198276 >>446198386 >>44 >>446201619 >>446201897 >>446201979 >>446201998 >>446202052 >>446202784 >>44 >>446205273 >>446205810 >>446206826 >>446208799 >>446209123 >>446210252 >>44 >>446213850 >>446213865 >>446214120 >>446215214 >>446215687 >>446216553 >>44 >buy stupid octopus because pol pushed me to >Girl I like comes over >My dog greets her at the door with the stupid octopus >She looks at it and says "wait u know what that means right?" >Play stupid and say I got it for my dog >Asks to use my bathroom >Comes out and says something came up and she has to leave >Hasn't texted me back
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: Screenshot_20231023-213657.png 1K+ bought in past month F--- you n------ L (960 KB, 1080x1228) O Anonymous (ID: yxHCaoc9 10/25/23(Wed)02:57:23 No.44618938 >>446191371 >>446191658 >>446192623 >>446192771 >>446193328 >>446193506 >>44 >>446194291 >>446197764 >>446198190 >>446198213 >>446198276 >>446198386 >>44 >>446201619 >>446201897 >>446201979 >>446201998 >>446202052 >>446202784 >>44 >>446205273 >>446205810 >>446206826 >>446208799 >>446209123 >>446210252 >>44 >>446213850 >>446213865 >>446214120 >>446215214 >>446215687 >>446216553 >>44 >buy stupid octopus because pol pushed me to >Girl I like comes over >My dog greets her at the door with the stupid octopus >She looks at it and says "wait u know what that means right?" >Play stupid and say I got it for my dog >Asks to use my bathroom >Comes out and says something came up and she has to leave >Hasn't texted me back

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Anon has a thought | /r/Greentext

R: 6/1: 1 Mr.Shapiro, you have milk in your refrigerator, but I see no cows in your field... You are hiding Abigail Shapiro under the floorboards, are you not?
R: 6/1: 1 Mr.Shapiro, you have milk in your refrigerator, but I see no cows in your field... You are hiding Abigail Shapiro under the floorboards, are you not?

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Anon considers being a single mom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 458 KB PNG 10/24/23(Tue)10:13:16 No.30020654 What kind of life would I provide my child? Should I even become a (single) parent? >average earning job >come from trashy family I don't talk to >was sexually molested and assaulted by my own family, so I ended up in foster home >no family to help me out or be family to my baby >no holiday visits or looking forward to meeting adoring grandparents, uncles and aunts, cousins to play with >no friends because I kept moving from school to school, town to town >poor social skills >past as a prostitute while in poverty >probably ugly, no romantic prospect so low chance of finding a man to help me or be step dad to baby Am I just passing on my problems to my kid?
: Anonymous 458 KB PNG 10/24/23(Tue)10:13:16 No.30020654 What kind of life would I provide my child? Should I even become a (single) parent? >average earning job >come from trashy family I don't talk to >was sexually molested and assaulted by my own family, so I ended up in foster home >no family to help me out or be family to my baby >no holiday visits or looking forward to meeting adoring grandparents, uncles and aunts, cousins to play with >no friends because I kept moving from school to school, town to town >poor social skills >past as a prostitute while in poverty >probably ugly, no romantic prospect so low chance of finding a man to help me or be step dad to baby Am I just passing on my problems to my kid?

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anon finds a loli | /r/Greentext

>be me, work at pizza place >sometimes a little girl will come in and pick up a pizza by herself every week or so >female staff love her and know her by name >i always thought she lived across the street or something >today she came in soaked from head to toe >find out she lives a mile away >mfw this little loli walked a mile in the rain to pick up a pizza
>be me, work at pizza place >sometimes a little girl will come in and pick up a pizza by herself every week or so >female staff love her and know her by name >i always thought she lived across the street or something >today she came in soaked from head to toe >find out she lives a mile away >mfw this little loli walked a mile in the rain to pick up a pizza

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Anon is a virgin | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 25 KB JPG 05/26/21 (Wed)14:31:24 No.63850296 >message a female friend who i get along with >tell her I'm still a virgin and that I think it would help me a lot and give me more confidence if I could lose it with her >no reply >she stops talking to me >meet irl due to common friends and she pretends I'm not there
Anonymous 25 KB JPG 05/26/21 (Wed)14:31:24 No.63850296 >message a female friend who i get along with >tell her I'm still a virgin and that I think it would help me a lot and give me more confidence if I could lose it with her >no reply >she stops talking to me >meet irl due to common friends and she pretends I'm not there

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Anon doesn't believe in steering wheel | /r/Greentext

Phineas Gage shown after the accident involving the iron rod. The image on the left shows where this rod went through his skull. >Proves the soul doesn't exist before you Nothing personnel, kid. 3d (10/5 9:24). 15697955 1 Reply >>15697906 (OP) it doesn't 3d (10/5 9:28) 15697964 6 Replies >>15697906 (OP) >rip out the steering axle on your car >crash into a ditch >conclude cars are not driven by humans
Phineas Gage shown after the accident involving the iron rod. The image on the left shows where this rod went through his skull. >Proves the soul doesn't exist before you Nothing personnel, kid. 3d (10/5 9:24). 15697955 1 Reply >>15697906 (OP) it doesn't 3d (10/5 9:28) 15697964 6 Replies >>15697906 (OP) >rip out the steering axle on your car >crash into a ditch >conclude cars are not driven by humans

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Anon doesn't like group work | /r/Greentext

things you didn't like from school Anonymous 10/24/23(Tue)15:14:59 No.75177049 >"okay class get into pairs" >class has odd number of students
things you didn't like from school Anonymous 10/24/23(Tue)15:14:59 No.75177049 >"okay class get into pairs" >class has odd number of students

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Anon orders pizza. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 446 KB JPG 10/24/23(Tue)16:20:19 No.75177767 >pizza man accidentally said he loves me >corrects himself and drives away i uh... i 10/24/23(Tue)16:32:00 No.75177916 Anonymous >>75177767 (OP) It's great how tolerant pizza places are of homosexuality these days.
Anonymous 446 KB JPG 10/24/23(Tue)16:20:19 No.75177767 >pizza man accidentally said he loves me >corrects himself and drives away i uh... i 10/24/23(Tue)16:32:00 No.75177916 Anonymous >>75177767 (OP) It's great how tolerant pizza places are of homosexuality these days.

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News: 4chan is a threat to society; 4chan: | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/24/23(Tue)15:10:01 No.75176996 [2] [Reply] I just s--- my pants ironically Anonymous 10/24/23(Tue)15:21:34 No.75177124 >>75176996 (OP) No wonders why you don't get any fembots Anonymous 10/24/23(Tue)15:21:37 No.75177126 Well next time do it unironically.
Anonymous 10/24/23(Tue)15:10:01 No.75176996 [2] [Reply] I just s--- my pants ironically Anonymous 10/24/23(Tue)15:21:34 No.75177124 >>75176996 (OP) No wonders why you don't get any fembots Anonymous 10/24/23(Tue)15:21:37 No.75177126 Well next time do it unironically.

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Anon couldn't prevent. | /r/Greentext

10/24/23(Tue)11:02:05 No.75174802 A few days ago there was some 4channer who kept posting about how they were going to commit a school shooting. It seemed serious to me, so I tried to report it to their country's police, but I couldn't find any contact form. I was going to try to talk them out of it, but I instead decided to report it to 4chan as illegal content. As soon as I did they stopped posting and presumably were banned. I for some reason stupidly thought maybe 4chan would report it to their country's police. Anonymous 76 KB PNG One day later, they committed the school shooting and killed some of their schoolmates. The shooting happened yesterday. I know a lot of people here are edgy teens who like people dying, but whatever. And yes I am redditspacing. Tell me to go back. I don't care. I feel like if I had found some way to report it to the police, but didn't report it on 4chan, they wouldn't have known anything was going to happen and maybe the police could've stopped it in time. The 4chan ban may've also made them feel like they would be arrested soon, in which case reporting it may've actually caused it to happen, or at least happen then.
10/24/23(Tue)11:02:05 No.75174802 A few days ago there was some 4channer who kept posting about how they were going to commit a school shooting. It seemed serious to me, so I tried to report it to their country's police, but I couldn't find any contact form. I was going to try to talk them out of it, but I instead decided to report it to 4chan as illegal content. As soon as I did they stopped posting and presumably were banned. I for some reason stupidly thought maybe 4chan would report it to their country's police. Anonymous 76 KB PNG One day later, they committed the school shooting and killed some of their schoolmates. The shooting happened yesterday. I know a lot of people here are edgy teens who like people dying, but whatever. And yes I am redditspacing. Tell me to go back. I don't care. I feel like if I had found some way to report it to the police, but didn't report it on 4chan, they wouldn't have known anything was going to happen and maybe the police could've stopped it in time. The 4chan ban may've also made them feel like they would be arrested soon, in which case reporting it may've actually caused it to happen, or at least happen then.

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Happy birthday Anon. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous SONONONG 07/09/21(Fri)19:36:55 No.64507277 Doritos 8 20210709_210433.jpg 1.82 MB JPG 21st Birthday >Was going to kill myself today >Parents get me this cake for my birthday >Going to kill myself tomorrow
: Anonymous SONONONG 07/09/21(Fri)19:36:55 No.64507277 Doritos 8 20210709_210433.jpg 1.82 MB JPG 21st Birthday >Was going to kill myself today >Parents get me this cake for my birthday >Going to kill myself tomorrow

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Anon's antisemitism | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 348 KB PNG : Anonymous F--- em 10/24/23(Tue) 14:27:22 No.908212830 >thing happens >i blame the jews >thing doesnt happen >i blame the jews why do the jews make me do this? 10/24/23(Tue) 14:30:18 No.908212962
Anonymous 348 KB PNG : Anonymous F--- em 10/24/23(Tue) 14:27:22 No.908212830 >thing happens >i blame the jews >thing doesnt happen >i blame the jews why do the jews make me do this? 10/24/23(Tue) 14:30:18 No.908212962

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