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: Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)15:12:50 No.189106500 CHINA'S COLLAPSE AND THE HOUSING CRISIS The Chinese Collapse: A (MASSIVE) Housing Overbuild || Peter Zeihan Zeihan on Geopolitics 765K views • 2 weeks ago ZEIHAN JON GEOPOLITICS Screenshot_2023-10-11-18-45-52- 08_f9ee0578fe1cc94de7482bd41 accb329~2.jpg 205 KB JPG 9:32 >Spent tens of trillions building billions of empty apartments and ghost cities to boost GDP because commies cannot help themselves >People invest most of their life savings into it >A third of the economy is completely based on it >The ponzi scheme collapses, bringing down most of China's economy and the entire nation along with it What did China think was going to happen? Do this "people" have any foresight at all? This collapse is completely on them. I hope that they suffer and the country completely fractures because of this. Imagine the shame if what finally destroyed China once and for all was a f------ real estate bubble
: Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)15:12:50 No.189106500 CHINA'S COLLAPSE AND THE HOUSING CRISIS The Chinese Collapse: A (MASSIVE) Housing Overbuild || Peter Zeihan Zeihan on Geopolitics 765K views • 2 weeks ago ZEIHAN JON GEOPOLITICS Screenshot_2023-10-11-18-45-52- 08_f9ee0578fe1cc94de7482bd41 accb329~2.jpg 205 KB JPG 9:32 >Spent tens of trillions building billions of empty apartments and ghost cities to boost GDP because commies cannot help themselves >People invest most of their life savings into it >A third of the economy is completely based on it >The ponzi scheme collapses, bringing down most of China's economy and the entire nation along with it What did China think was going to happen? Do this "people" have any foresight at all? This collapse is completely on them. I hope that they suffer and the country completely fractures because of this. Imagine the shame if what finally destroyed China once and for all was a f------ real estate bubble

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Anon buys a body pillow | /r/Greentext

File: 71m5DvYkIXL.jpg (159 KB, 1600x1600) i bought a body pillow Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)14:37:21 No.908253947 >>908254334 >>908254583 >>908255252 >be me >21 year old weeb >still a kissless handholdless virgin >have no friends, live alone, going to college for a degree in psychology >>908254057 >classmates were talking about body pillows >spent my last $50 on an anime body pillow as a joke to try and fit in with them >i don't fit in with them >start sleeping next to it >start talking to it as a joke one day >fast forward two weeks later i talk to my body pillow every day >i start holding it at night when i feel lonely >i wish she was real and she could hold me >eventually buy a fleshlight and pretend i'm f------ the anime girl it's been four months. i'm so f------ lonely. what the f--- is wrong with me bros? is it over? Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)14:40:42 No.908254057 >>908253947 (OP) # >psychology Kek goodluck with that I sure hope the patients won't get creeped out
File: 71m5DvYkIXL.jpg (159 KB, 1600x1600) i bought a body pillow Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)14:37:21 No.908253947 >>908254334 >>908254583 >>908255252 >be me >21 year old weeb >still a kissless handholdless virgin >have no friends, live alone, going to college for a degree in psychology >>908254057 >classmates were talking about body pillows >spent my last $50 on an anime body pillow as a joke to try and fit in with them >i don't fit in with them >start sleeping next to it >start talking to it as a joke one day >fast forward two weeks later i talk to my body pillow every day >i start holding it at night when i feel lonely >i wish she was real and she could hold me >eventually buy a fleshlight and pretend i'm f------ the anime girl it's been four months. i'm so f------ lonely. what the f--- is wrong with me bros? is it over? Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)14:40:42 No.908254057 >>908253947 (OP) # >psychology Kek goodluck with that I sure hope the patients won't get creeped out

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Anon is not gay | /r/Greentext

1h (10/25 19:59) 33285611 12 Re. 0 Img JPG 34KB (500 × 500) - 32456547.jpg 2 Replies a boy once loved me >be me >straight masc presenting >go on grindr to f--- twinks >start chatting with a guy who lives over 10 miles away >we start chatting and instantly kick it off >we add each other on snapchat >talk for days, weeks, and even months >play fortnite together and call each other nightly >decide to meetup >we f--- >he tells me i took his virginity >during our meetup we go to a funfair, eat out, and enjoy our time together >he needs to go >imsad.jpg >meet up again 2 weeks later >we eat out, visit a museum, and go to the cinema >we walk through the forests and take selfies of us overlooking the bucolic scenery >he tries to hold my hand and we do for a bit but then i tell me to stop being a f----- >he laughs >after a couple days our meetup ends and i go back home >imsad.jpg >we meet up again and i invite him to my place whilst my mum is at work >i show him my photo albums of me when i was younger and reveal intimate stories about my life which ive never told to anyone >he appreciates it and thanks me >he says he loves me and wants to be with me >i tell him i dont love him and only see him as a friend >i tell him i need a break and dont see a future with him in it >he's clearly sad >tell him i want to get married to a woman and have kids so that my family is proud >he understands my future doesn't align with his >he tells me that he'll always be here for me if ever i need help >he tells me that my future wife will be so lucky to have me >we cry together and watch 'call me by your name' >we cry together and listen to 'love song' by lana del rey >we cry together and look back at all the old photos and videos we have together >we meet up for one final time at his place >eat out, visit museums, go to the cinema, and explore the countryside >then it ends and he walks me back to the train station >he cries as i wave by to him on the train for the very last time i see him This s--- was tough to deal with. I will never forget you S. 1h (10/25 20:00) 33285619 1 Reply N gga I ain't reading all that.
1h (10/25 19:59) 33285611 12 Re. 0 Img JPG 34KB (500 × 500) - 32456547.jpg 2 Replies a boy once loved me >be me >straight masc presenting >go on grindr to f--- twinks >start chatting with a guy who lives over 10 miles away >we start chatting and instantly kick it off >we add each other on snapchat >talk for days, weeks, and even months >play fortnite together and call each other nightly >decide to meetup >we f--- >he tells me i took his virginity >during our meetup we go to a funfair, eat out, and enjoy our time together >he needs to go >imsad.jpg >meet up again 2 weeks later >we eat out, visit a museum, and go to the cinema >we walk through the forests and take selfies of us overlooking the bucolic scenery >he tries to hold my hand and we do for a bit but then i tell me to stop being a f----- >he laughs >after a couple days our meetup ends and i go back home >imsad.jpg >we meet up again and i invite him to my place whilst my mum is at work >i show him my photo albums of me when i was younger and reveal intimate stories about my life which ive never told to anyone >he appreciates it and thanks me >he says he loves me and wants to be with me >i tell him i dont love him and only see him as a friend >i tell him i need a break and dont see a future with him in it >he's clearly sad >tell him i want to get married to a woman and have kids so that my family is proud >he understands my future doesn't align with his >he tells me that he'll always be here for me if ever i need help >he tells me that my future wife will be so lucky to have me >we cry together and watch 'call me by your name' >we cry together and listen to 'love song' by lana del rey >we cry together and look back at all the old photos and videos we have together >we meet up for one final time at his place >eat out, visit museums, go to the cinema, and explore the countryside >then it ends and he walks me back to the train station >he cries as i wave by to him on the train for the very last time i see him This s--- was tough to deal with. I will never forget you S. 1h (10/25 20:00) 33285619 1 Reply N gga I ain't reading all that.

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British Rap | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/22/23(Sun)20:29:16 No.188990733 >>188990604 (OP) # British rappers be like >she tickles me weenie, it feels delightful >cross me path in West Cockandballsshire, you'll catch the rifle >>188990770 # >>188991964 # >>188992438 # >>188994999 # >>188995654 # : Anonymous 10/22/23(Sun)21:17:33 No.188992438 >>188990733 # >oy ya daft c--- I catch ye' shaging me wife >you gon get some knoifing tonight >just because my cupboard is full of your sisters knickers >there is no need to cause a ruckus in westminster
: Anonymous 10/22/23(Sun)20:29:16 No.188990733 >>188990604 (OP) # British rappers be like >she tickles me weenie, it feels delightful >cross me path in West Cockandballsshire, you'll catch the rifle >>188990770 # >>188991964 # >>188992438 # >>188994999 # >>188995654 # : Anonymous 10/22/23(Sun)21:17:33 No.188992438 >>188990733 # >oy ya daft c--- I catch ye' shaging me wife >you gon get some knoifing tonight >just because my cupboard is full of your sisters knickers >there is no need to cause a ruckus in westminster

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Anon has a nightmare. | /r/Greentext

10/25/23(Wed)10:17:35 No.36261707 >Be me last year >Pray for something to happen every night >Say I'll do whatever it takes >Have a nightmare one night >Voice in the darkness says >"It will be done but 47" >What I wished for actually happens against all odds What did they mean by 47? Anonymous 131 KB JPG
10/25/23(Wed)10:17:35 No.36261707 >Be me last year >Pray for something to happen every night >Say I'll do whatever it takes >Have a nightmare one night >Voice in the darkness says >"It will be done but 47" >What I wished for actually happens against all odds What did they mean by 47? Anonymous 131 KB JPG

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Humor is relative | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 29 KB PNG >who are you? >I'm Joe. >who's Joe? >I am Joe. I just told you. >Oh? Any other people named Joe? >Yeah. >Who? >Joe Biden. >Any others? >Joe Rogan. >Anyone named Joe with a surname starting with M? >Yeah. >Who? >Joe McConnell. >Anyone named Joe with a surname beginning with Ma? >Yeah. >Who? >Joe Mauer. >Anyone named Joe with a surname beginning with Ma resembling a name of a maternal figure? >Yeah. >Who?
Anonymous 29 KB PNG >who are you? >I'm Joe. >who's Joe? >I am Joe. I just told you. >Oh? Any other people named Joe? >Yeah. >Who? >Joe Biden. >Any others? >Joe Rogan. >Anyone named Joe with a surname starting with M? >Yeah. >Who? >Joe McConnell. >Anyone named Joe with a surname beginning with Ma? >Yeah. >Who? >Joe Mauer. >Anyone named Joe with a surname beginning with Ma resembling a name of a maternal figure? >Yeah. >Who?

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Anon loses a bet | /r/Greentext

File: 20231025_070356.jpg (359 KB, 3840x2160) <-> Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)13:04:26 No.75184926 >>75185153 >>75185178 >>75184943 >be bi and have friend who is a girl and also bi >routinely insult each other and try to one up each other >bet that I can get laid more than her >been on grindr and hooked up a few times >haven't bothered going after a girl since I thought I was 100% in the lead >she has f----- more girls and guys than me in three months I think I get what you guys mean when you say that chicks have it on easy mode, now I owe her 50 bucks and I'm annoyed.
File: 20231025_070356.jpg (359 KB, 3840x2160) <-> Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)13:04:26 No.75184926 >>75185153 >>75185178 >>75184943 >be bi and have friend who is a girl and also bi >routinely insult each other and try to one up each other >bet that I can get laid more than her >been on grindr and hooked up a few times >haven't bothered going after a girl since I thought I was 100% in the lead >she has f----- more girls and guys than me in three months I think I get what you guys mean when you say that chicks have it on easy mode, now I owe her 50 bucks and I'm annoyed.

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Why are they doing this to my GOAT | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Miles Morales Capitech $5 10/25/23(Wed)08:41:32 No.655257536 2020 MARVEL marvels_spider-man_miles_morales.jpg 86 KB JPG This m----------- is such a mary sue it's unreal >Most popular kid at his rich kid private school and a hero to his community >Has a circle of close family and friends who all know he's Spiderman and support him without question >Despite paying hollow lipservice to wanting revenge, immediately forgives the man who killed his dad, who is so stunned by his forgiveness that he immediately reforms >Beats the s--- out of Symbiote-infected Peter and convinces him to free himself from the symbiote >The only person on Earth who is inherently resistant to the Venom symbiote and cannot be infected >Is the one to inspire Peter to continue on at his lowest point after Harry becomes Venom >Saves Harry's life at the end >Becomes the TRUE and HONEST Spiderman at the end Man, after 60 years of stories about how Peter Parker's personal life will always suffer because being Spiderman requires sacrifice, but it's a burden he carries because he is a hero, I'm glad to know it was all b-------, in reality Peter is just cis white scum who needs to go to therapy and pay more attention to his nagging gf. Miles is the TRUE Spiderman he should aspire to be, so progressive snoy!
: Anonymous Miles Morales Capitech $5 10/25/23(Wed)08:41:32 No.655257536 2020 MARVEL marvels_spider-man_miles_morales.jpg 86 KB JPG This m----------- is such a mary sue it's unreal >Most popular kid at his rich kid private school and a hero to his community >Has a circle of close family and friends who all know he's Spiderman and support him without question >Despite paying hollow lipservice to wanting revenge, immediately forgives the man who killed his dad, who is so stunned by his forgiveness that he immediately reforms >Beats the s--- out of Symbiote-infected Peter and convinces him to free himself from the symbiote >The only person on Earth who is inherently resistant to the Venom symbiote and cannot be infected >Is the one to inspire Peter to continue on at his lowest point after Harry becomes Venom >Saves Harry's life at the end >Becomes the TRUE and HONEST Spiderman at the end Man, after 60 years of stories about how Peter Parker's personal life will always suffer because being Spiderman requires sacrifice, but it's a burden he carries because he is a hero, I'm glad to know it was all b-------, in reality Peter is just cis white scum who needs to go to therapy and pay more attention to his nagging gf. Miles is the TRUE Spiderman he should aspire to be, so progressive snoy!

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Anon plays a game | /r/Greentext

File: 1620084785580.jpg (21 KB, 324x320) Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)07:26:18 No.75182730 >>75182784 >>75183188 >>75183597 >>75183901 >>75183945 >> >play game >suck at it >get frustrated >turn it off, and play a game I've beaten a thousand times before instead Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)07:28:33 No.75182744 >>75183127 >>75183188 >>75183287 >Play a team based game >Suck at it >Have to put up with team mate abuse until the end of the round >Dont wanna be a coward and quit the game on them Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)07:34:33 No.75182784 >>75182730 (OP) # Does this mentality help you prepare for your future? What is your plan to foster a growth mindset and growth potential in yourself going forward, anonymous? Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)08:22:14 No.75183127 >>75182744 # >Play a team based game >Have to put up with team mate abuse until the end of the round >take it within my own hands to ruin the game for them by pretending to be worse than I am >they rage and lose hard. I laugh.
File: 1620084785580.jpg (21 KB, 324x320) Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)07:26:18 No.75182730 >>75182784 >>75183188 >>75183597 >>75183901 >>75183945 >> >play game >suck at it >get frustrated >turn it off, and play a game I've beaten a thousand times before instead Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)07:28:33 No.75182744 >>75183127 >>75183188 >>75183287 >Play a team based game >Suck at it >Have to put up with team mate abuse until the end of the round >Dont wanna be a coward and quit the game on them Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)07:34:33 No.75182784 >>75182730 (OP) # Does this mentality help you prepare for your future? What is your plan to foster a growth mindset and growth potential in yourself going forward, anonymous? Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)08:22:14 No.75183127 >>75182744 # >Play a team based game >Have to put up with team mate abuse until the end of the round >take it within my own hands to ruin the game for them by pretending to be worse than I am >they rage and lose hard. I laugh.

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Anon was bullied | /r/Greentext

File: 33333.jpg (103 KB, 700x1143) Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)13:07:20 No.75184954 >>75185043 >>75185544 >>75185599 >>75185628 >be "bullied" >socialize with other "bullied" people >they're all insufferable obnoxious f------ who almost always deserve to be bullied one way or another Normalfags are psychic? How did they know who to bully ahead of time? Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)13:07:58 No.75184957 >>75184965 >>75184976 You realize this means that you're also an insufferable f----- right?
File: 33333.jpg (103 KB, 700x1143) Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)13:07:20 No.75184954 >>75185043 >>75185544 >>75185599 >>75185628 >be "bullied" >socialize with other "bullied" people >they're all insufferable obnoxious f------ who almost always deserve to be bullied one way or another Normalfags are psychic? How did they know who to bully ahead of time? Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)13:07:58 No.75184957 >>75184965 >>75184976 You realize this means that you're also an insufferable f----- right?

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Anon’s friend gets bummed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Weed makes you gay? 10/25/23(Wed)10:50:01 No.908246772 My friend got bummed. >my friend tells me one day he smoked weed with an oldman >its common in UK for people who buy weed to have a smoke with the dealers. Anyway. >old man invites him into home to smoke weed 131 KB JPG >says he didn't remember anything. Woke up naked in bed with this old man. >says he doesn't know if he was arse r---- or not. >few days later his c--- is leaking green. >tests reveal gonnierahea
Anonymous Weed makes you gay? 10/25/23(Wed)10:50:01 No.908246772 My friend got bummed. >my friend tells me one day he smoked weed with an oldman >its common in UK for people who buy weed to have a smoke with the dealers. Anyway. >old man invites him into home to smoke weed 131 KB JPG >says he didn't remember anything. Woke up naked in bed with this old man. >says he doesn't know if he was arse r---- or not. >few days later his c--- is leaking green. >tests reveal gonnierahea

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Anon goes on a date | /r/Greentext

File: Wednesday.png (437 KB, 635x538) Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)08:10:08 No.75183041 >be me >go on a date with a girl >she seems very proper and modest >shows up as a friend suggestion on snapchat >quarter million snapscore Pottery. Should I just ask to see her nudes outright, or continue to play along?
File: Wednesday.png (437 KB, 635x538) Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)08:10:08 No.75183041 >be me >go on a date with a girl >she seems very proper and modest >shows up as a friend suggestion on snapchat >quarter million snapscore Pottery. Should I just ask to see her nudes outright, or continue to play along?

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Anon uses a public toilet | /r/Greentext

File: sz2ffo73jkqa1.jpg (716 KB, 1065x1231) >doesn't even try to hide it >process to j------- for 10+mins >disgusting.jepg >c--- with a loud noise Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)10:32:15 No.75183975 >be me >go to the rest room at work >two stalls side by side >some guy comes in at the stall next door >takes a s--- >hearing weird noises >fap fap fap >guy is jerking ofd >breaths heavily Now I know how girls must feel when they are sexually harrassed by a guy
File: sz2ffo73jkqa1.jpg (716 KB, 1065x1231) >doesn't even try to hide it >process to j------- for 10+mins >disgusting.jepg >c--- with a loud noise Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)10:32:15 No.75183975 >be me >go to the rest room at work >two stalls side by side >some guy comes in at the stall next door >takes a s--- >hearing weird noises >fap fap fap >guy is jerking ofd >breaths heavily Now I know how girls must feel when they are sexually harrassed by a guy

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Anon is very grateful | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: Screenshot_20231023-213657.png 1K+ bought in past month F--- you n------ L (960 KB, 1080x1228) O Anonymous (ID: yxHCaoc9 10/25/23(Wed)02:57:23 No.44618938 >>446191371 >>446191658 >>446192623 >>446192771 >>446193328 >>446193506 >>44 >>446194291 >>446197764 >>446198190 >>446198213 >>446198276 >>446198386 >>44 >>446201619 >>446201897 >>446201979 >>446201998 >>446202052 >>446202784 >>44 >>446205273 >>446205810 >>446206826 >>446208799 >>446209123 >>446210252 >>44 >>446213850 >>446213865 >>446214120 >>446215214 >>446215687 >>446216553 >>44 >buy stupid octopus because pol pushed me to >Girl I like comes over >My dog greets her at the door with the stupid octopus >She looks at it and says "wait u know what that means right?" >Play stupid and say I got it for my dog >Asks to use my bathroom >Comes out and says something came up and she has to leave >Hasn't texted me back
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: Screenshot_20231023-213657.png 1K+ bought in past month F--- you n------ L (960 KB, 1080x1228) O Anonymous (ID: yxHCaoc9 10/25/23(Wed)02:57:23 No.44618938 >>446191371 >>446191658 >>446192623 >>446192771 >>446193328 >>446193506 >>44 >>446194291 >>446197764 >>446198190 >>446198213 >>446198276 >>446198386 >>44 >>446201619 >>446201897 >>446201979 >>446201998 >>446202052 >>446202784 >>44 >>446205273 >>446205810 >>446206826 >>446208799 >>446209123 >>446210252 >>44 >>446213850 >>446213865 >>446214120 >>446215214 >>446215687 >>446216553 >>44 >buy stupid octopus because pol pushed me to >Girl I like comes over >My dog greets her at the door with the stupid octopus >She looks at it and says "wait u know what that means right?" >Play stupid and say I got it for my dog >Asks to use my bathroom >Comes out and says something came up and she has to leave >Hasn't texted me back

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Anon has a thought | /r/Greentext

R: 6/1: 1 Mr.Shapiro, you have milk in your refrigerator, but I see no cows in your field... You are hiding Abigail Shapiro under the floorboards, are you not?
R: 6/1: 1 Mr.Shapiro, you have milk in your refrigerator, but I see no cows in your field... You are hiding Abigail Shapiro under the floorboards, are you not?

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Anon considers being a single mom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 458 KB PNG 10/24/23(Tue)10:13:16 No.30020654 What kind of life would I provide my child? Should I even become a (single) parent? >average earning job >come from trashy family I don't talk to >was sexually molested and assaulted by my own family, so I ended up in foster home >no family to help me out or be family to my baby >no holiday visits or looking forward to meeting adoring grandparents, uncles and aunts, cousins to play with >no friends because I kept moving from school to school, town to town >poor social skills >past as a prostitute while in poverty >probably ugly, no romantic prospect so low chance of finding a man to help me or be step dad to baby Am I just passing on my problems to my kid?
: Anonymous 458 KB PNG 10/24/23(Tue)10:13:16 No.30020654 What kind of life would I provide my child? Should I even become a (single) parent? >average earning job >come from trashy family I don't talk to >was sexually molested and assaulted by my own family, so I ended up in foster home >no family to help me out or be family to my baby >no holiday visits or looking forward to meeting adoring grandparents, uncles and aunts, cousins to play with >no friends because I kept moving from school to school, town to town >poor social skills >past as a prostitute while in poverty >probably ugly, no romantic prospect so low chance of finding a man to help me or be step dad to baby Am I just passing on my problems to my kid?

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anon finds a loli | /r/Greentext

>be me, work at pizza place >sometimes a little girl will come in and pick up a pizza by herself every week or so >female staff love her and know her by name >i always thought she lived across the street or something >today she came in soaked from head to toe >find out she lives a mile away >mfw this little loli walked a mile in the rain to pick up a pizza
>be me, work at pizza place >sometimes a little girl will come in and pick up a pizza by herself every week or so >female staff love her and know her by name >i always thought she lived across the street or something >today she came in soaked from head to toe >find out she lives a mile away >mfw this little loli walked a mile in the rain to pick up a pizza

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Anon is a virgin | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 25 KB JPG 05/26/21 (Wed)14:31:24 No.63850296 >message a female friend who i get along with >tell her I'm still a virgin and that I think it would help me a lot and give me more confidence if I could lose it with her >no reply >she stops talking to me >meet irl due to common friends and she pretends I'm not there
Anonymous 25 KB JPG 05/26/21 (Wed)14:31:24 No.63850296 >message a female friend who i get along with >tell her I'm still a virgin and that I think it would help me a lot and give me more confidence if I could lose it with her >no reply >she stops talking to me >meet irl due to common friends and she pretends I'm not there

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Anon doesn't believe in steering wheel | /r/Greentext

Phineas Gage shown after the accident involving the iron rod. The image on the left shows where this rod went through his skull. >Proves the soul doesn't exist before you Nothing personnel, kid. 3d (10/5 9:24). 15697955 1 Reply >>15697906 (OP) it doesn't 3d (10/5 9:28) 15697964 6 Replies >>15697906 (OP) >rip out the steering axle on your car >crash into a ditch >conclude cars are not driven by humans
Phineas Gage shown after the accident involving the iron rod. The image on the left shows where this rod went through his skull. >Proves the soul doesn't exist before you Nothing personnel, kid. 3d (10/5 9:24). 15697955 1 Reply >>15697906 (OP) it doesn't 3d (10/5 9:28) 15697964 6 Replies >>15697906 (OP) >rip out the steering axle on your car >crash into a ditch >conclude cars are not driven by humans

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things you didn't like from school Anonymous 10/24/23(Tue)15:14:59 No.75177049 >"okay class get into pairs" >class has odd number of students
things you didn't like from school Anonymous 10/24/23(Tue)15:14:59 No.75177049 >"okay class get into pairs" >class has odd number of students

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