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Anonymous 10/23/23(Mon)14:19:09 No.908148608 >>908148815 >>908148922 >>908149399 >>908149833 >>908150063 >>908150581 >>908151250 >>908151601 >>908152013 >>908152159 >>908152539 >>908148322 >be me >dating application mode >swipe swipe >meet up with girl >we getting down to the business transaction >offer her $200 >she agrees >tells me to get on the bed and take my clothes off >do that >she turns the lights off >she disappears from view >ask her where she is gone >correct myself and point out it's not because she's dark skinned and the room has gone dark >i wasn't being racist >i don't believe in stereotypes and stuff like that haha >successfully laugh it off and play it cool >she doesn't respond >uhh >hey you there? >me get up and find the light switch >room is empty >h-------- she robbed me >well.. ok then >cancel the monthly donations i was giving to local BLM charity >write a letter to them explaining what happens >they don't respond "never judge a book by the reviews"..b------- Anonymous 10/23/23(Mon)14:23:57 No.908148815 >>908149115 >>908149618 >>908150058 >>908150276 >>908150455 >>908150966 >>908151077 >>908151689 >>908152376 >>908152736 >>908148608 Post this on twitter and they will try and cancel you because you stopped the monthly donations. On the plus side that little negress didn't babytrap you because those monthly donations would have been a lot more money y'know what I'm saying homie?
Anonymous 10/23/23(Mon)14:19:09 No.908148608 >>908148815 >>908148922 >>908149399 >>908149833 >>908150063 >>908150581 >>908151250 >>908151601 >>908152013 >>908152159 >>908152539 >>908148322 >be me >dating application mode >swipe swipe >meet up with girl >we getting down to the business transaction >offer her $200 >she agrees >tells me to get on the bed and take my clothes off >do that >she turns the lights off >she disappears from view >ask her where she is gone >correct myself and point out it's not because she's dark skinned and the room has gone dark >i wasn't being racist >i don't believe in stereotypes and stuff like that haha >successfully laugh it off and play it cool >she doesn't respond >uhh >hey you there? >me get up and find the light switch >room is empty >h-------- she robbed me >well.. ok then >cancel the monthly donations i was giving to local BLM charity >write a letter to them explaining what happens >they don't respond "never judge a book by the reviews"..b------- Anonymous 10/23/23(Mon)14:23:57 No.908148815 >>908149115 >>908149618 >>908150058 >>908150276 >>908150455 >>908150966 >>908151077 >>908151689 >>908152376 >>908152736 >>908148608 Post this on twitter and they will try and cancel you because you stopped the monthly donations. On the plus side that little negress didn't babytrap you because those monthly donations would have been a lot more money y'know what I'm saying homie?

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: Anonymous 25 KB PNG >sigma >pass out 10/24/23(Tue)05:34:15 No.908196076 >listen to gen z brainrot dialect >rizz >ohio >gyatt >brain starts to itch >fanum tax >skibidi
: Anonymous 25 KB PNG >sigma >pass out 10/24/23(Tue)05:34:15 No.908196076 >listen to gen z brainrot dialect >rizz >ohio >gyatt >brain starts to itch >fanum tax >skibidi

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Anon's a snitch | /r/Greentext

File: 91408619_55df76d5-2245-4(...).jpg (58 KB, 976x850) My friend killed someone 16 years ago Anonymous 10/23/23 (Mon)19:27:32 No.75168500 [Reply]► >>75168549 >>75168558 >>75168623 >>75168804 >be me >romanian >13yo >live in a hilly village >OH S--- >go down to make sure she's ok >she's dead >we start f------ panicking >"YOU DID THIS I'M INNOCENT" >"let's r--- her..." >n---- what? >play with my friends >hear news of a new kid moving in our village >my friend suggests we visit her >guide her through the village and show her everything >"let's also show her the hilly forest we often play around in" >we visit the lake >there's a relatively small 5m tall cliff we usually jumped from in the lake >friend pushes her off the cliff in the lake as a "joke" >hits the shore with her head instead >"nevermind" >he tries to then hide her body >I f------ run home and tell my parents >she calls the police >they catch him hiding the body or something >goes to juvenile prison >sentence to 21 years at 18yo Wonder what the fella is doing in jail even now. He was a pretty meek kid. Way to ruin your life, retard.
File: 91408619_55df76d5-2245-4(...).jpg (58 KB, 976x850) My friend killed someone 16 years ago Anonymous 10/23/23 (Mon)19:27:32 No.75168500 [Reply]► >>75168549 >>75168558 >>75168623 >>75168804 >be me >romanian >13yo >live in a hilly village >OH S--- >go down to make sure she's ok >she's dead >we start f------ panicking >"YOU DID THIS I'M INNOCENT" >"let's r--- her..." >n---- what? >play with my friends >hear news of a new kid moving in our village >my friend suggests we visit her >guide her through the village and show her everything >"let's also show her the hilly forest we often play around in" >we visit the lake >there's a relatively small 5m tall cliff we usually jumped from in the lake >friend pushes her off the cliff in the lake as a "joke" >hits the shore with her head instead >"nevermind" >he tries to then hide her body >I f------ run home and tell my parents >she calls the police >they catch him hiding the body or something >goes to juvenile prison >sentence to 21 years at 18yo Wonder what the fella is doing in jail even now. He was a pretty meek kid. Way to ruin your life, retard.

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Anonymous 151 KB JPEG 10/23/2023, 11:06:51 AM No.50751424 be me decided to start a new Terraria playthrough feeling confident, so I choose Master Mode spawn in, it's daytime, everything's peaceful think it's gonna be a breeze venture into the cave suddenly get wrecked by a slime w--.jpg spend next hour dying to slimes, zombies, and demon eyes finally get some decent gear head to the Corruption Eater of Worlds spawns whatamidoingwithmylife.gif defeat it, but I'm almost dead head to the Dungeon Skeletron shreds me omgthisissupposedtobeafunplaythrough.png dig down to hell find a bunch of new enemies that one-shot me despair.exe grind for hours to get better gear build an arena for bosses actually start to make progress beat the Wall of Flesh enter Hardmode wtfwhyaretherepurplealiens.png get annihilated by mechanical bosses ragequit come back a week later determined to conquer Master Mode grind, build, and grind, and grind, and grind finally defeat Moon Lord time well spent 10/10 would suffer through it all again
Anonymous 151 KB JPEG 10/23/2023, 11:06:51 AM No.50751424 be me decided to start a new Terraria playthrough feeling confident, so I choose Master Mode spawn in, it's daytime, everything's peaceful think it's gonna be a breeze venture into the cave suddenly get wrecked by a slime w--.jpg spend next hour dying to slimes, zombies, and demon eyes finally get some decent gear head to the Corruption Eater of Worlds spawns whatamidoingwithmylife.gif defeat it, but I'm almost dead head to the Dungeon Skeletron shreds me omgthisissupposedtobeafunplaythrough.png dig down to hell find a bunch of new enemies that one-shot me despair.exe grind for hours to get better gear build an arena for bosses actually start to make progress beat the Wall of Flesh enter Hardmode wtfwhyaretherepurplealiens.png get annihilated by mechanical bosses ragequit come back a week later determined to conquer Master Mode grind, build, and grind, and grind, and grind finally defeat Moon Lord time well spent 10/10 would suffer through it all again

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Anon works as a DJ | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/23/23(Mon)13:40:43 No.908147080 >>908147097 >>908147212 >>908147234 >>908147667 >>908148088 >>908148689 >>908149138 >>908149445 >>908150186 >>908150777 >>908151073 >>908151598 >>908151849 >>908152412 >>908152487 >>908147007 >be me >work in a church >*wink* >being doing my morning service 8.30 >giving out the bread, fish and wine >all the ladies young and old kissing me on my face cheeks >*erection but it's hidden under my robe* >not enough clients this morning to finish the blessed wine >have to finish it myself >once it's blessed it can't be poured down the sink >it is gods blood rememeber >finish >drive to next church for 9.30 service >repeat >same issue with the wine >church ain't as popular as it used to be >feeling a bit tipsy >finish >drive to next service at 11 >repeat (again) >finish >after preaching to the fans for 10 mins feel a bit queezy >excuse myself and go to the bathroom >violently vomit into the toilet >curse out loud f--- s--- cunting bastards >walk back in the church hall >everyone is looking at me in horror >one of the nuns whispers in my ear >"your microphone is still turned on" >yikes Yeah it was a f------ mess, stupid mistake to make but I was getting pretty drunk off the wine, although we have the microphone recorded during service so I have the mp3 file I can share with you guys.. hope it makes you laugh cause I gotta admit the echo in the hall sounds awesome when you curse, like a beautiful song sang by the choir. C:\Users\Admin\Downloads\Music\Other\22-10-2023\1100_Bluegate_Road.mp3 Anonymous 10/23/23(Mon)13:41:11 No.908147097908147112 >>908147148 >>908147314 File: 108.jpg (1.32 MB, 1697x2048) >>908147080 Normally these stories are questionable autistic works of fiction, but you are retarded enough to try and upload an audio file using a string of text from YOUR COMPUTER than I trust that you're retarded enough to be a real church goer. I look forward to hearing this if you can do a prayer and ask God to upload it for you, he might have a better chance doing it from the cloud.
Anonymous 10/23/23(Mon)13:40:43 No.908147080 >>908147097 >>908147212 >>908147234 >>908147667 >>908148088 >>908148689 >>908149138 >>908149445 >>908150186 >>908150777 >>908151073 >>908151598 >>908151849 >>908152412 >>908152487 >>908147007 >be me >work in a church >*wink* >being doing my morning service 8.30 >giving out the bread, fish and wine >all the ladies young and old kissing me on my face cheeks >*erection but it's hidden under my robe* >not enough clients this morning to finish the blessed wine >have to finish it myself >once it's blessed it can't be poured down the sink >it is gods blood rememeber >finish >drive to next church for 9.30 service >repeat >same issue with the wine >church ain't as popular as it used to be >feeling a bit tipsy >finish >drive to next service at 11 >repeat (again) >finish >after preaching to the fans for 10 mins feel a bit queezy >excuse myself and go to the bathroom >violently vomit into the toilet >curse out loud f--- s--- cunting bastards >walk back in the church hall >everyone is looking at me in horror >one of the nuns whispers in my ear >"your microphone is still turned on" >yikes Yeah it was a f------ mess, stupid mistake to make but I was getting pretty drunk off the wine, although we have the microphone recorded during service so I have the mp3 file I can share with you guys.. hope it makes you laugh cause I gotta admit the echo in the hall sounds awesome when you curse, like a beautiful song sang by the choir. C:\Users\Admin\Downloads\Music\Other\22-10-2023\1100_Bluegate_Road.mp3 Anonymous 10/23/23(Mon)13:41:11 No.908147097908147112 >>908147148 >>908147314 File: 108.jpg (1.32 MB, 1697x2048) >>908147080 Normally these stories are questionable autistic works of fiction, but you are retarded enough to try and upload an audio file using a string of text from YOUR COMPUTER than I trust that you're retarded enough to be a real church goer. I look forward to hearing this if you can do a prayer and ask God to upload it for you, he might have a better chance doing it from the cloud.

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anon throws a birthday party | /r/Greentext

File: pepecornwallis.png (799 KB, 762x850) O birthday Anonymous 10/23/23 (Mon)11:15:00 No.908167094 >writing birthday party invites >"Come for music, games, and general cornwallis" mfw cornwallis doesn't mean tomfoolery mfw I have to reenact the Battle of Yorktown or my friends will be mad
File: pepecornwallis.png (799 KB, 762x850) O birthday Anonymous 10/23/23 (Mon)11:15:00 No.908167094 >writing birthday party invites >"Come for music, games, and general cornwallis" mfw cornwallis doesn't mean tomfoolery mfw I have to reenact the Battle of Yorktown or my friends will be mad

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Anon realizes the true nature of god | /r/Greentext

File: 1681695227652384.jpg (313 KB, 1240x1754) Anonymous 10/23/23(Mon)10:48:28 No.36245138 [Reply] ► >>36245249 >create the the world and people living in it >set up a bunch of hidden rules, including that they worship you specifically >no one knows about them so everyone goes straight to hell where they get eternally tortured >finally decide that you'll tell people the hidden rules >but only tell your "chosen people" about it in various scattered books that incoherently rant about wizards >if you haven't heard of the hidden rules you get punished, if you heard about them but don't understand what some ranting about snakes and apples mean you get punished, if you break one of the self contradicting rules you get punished is god just a metaphor for women? it sounds like it to me, technically women create life, they have a bunch of hidden rules that they don't tell you but will punish you for not following them, even if you manage to hear the hidden rules that they told to someone else it's all incoherent gibberish that's impossible to follow Anonymous 10/23/23(Mon)10:53:53 No.36245168 >>36245176 See, you're speaking from your own ego because you're ignorant and retarded.
File: 1681695227652384.jpg (313 KB, 1240x1754) Anonymous 10/23/23(Mon)10:48:28 No.36245138 [Reply] ► >>36245249 >create the the world and people living in it >set up a bunch of hidden rules, including that they worship you specifically >no one knows about them so everyone goes straight to hell where they get eternally tortured >finally decide that you'll tell people the hidden rules >but only tell your "chosen people" about it in various scattered books that incoherently rant about wizards >if you haven't heard of the hidden rules you get punished, if you heard about them but don't understand what some ranting about snakes and apples mean you get punished, if you break one of the self contradicting rules you get punished is god just a metaphor for women? it sounds like it to me, technically women create life, they have a bunch of hidden rules that they don't tell you but will punish you for not following them, even if you manage to hear the hidden rules that they told to someone else it's all incoherent gibberish that's impossible to follow Anonymous 10/23/23(Mon)10:53:53 No.36245168 >>36245176 See, you're speaking from your own ego because you're ignorant and retarded.

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: Anonymous 10/24/23(Tue)13:02:32 No.655166507 Ironic. file.png 920 KB PNG >Buy PC parts >Have more fun building the PC than actually playing video games on it
: Anonymous 10/24/23(Tue)13:02:32 No.655166507 Ironic. file.png 920 KB PNG >Buy PC parts >Have more fun building the PC than actually playing video games on it

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Anon goes to a party | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/23/23(Mon)10:11:12 No.75176476 >Be me >20 year old zoomer at a big southern college >not a 4chinner level of virgin but also not a chad, I come off as normal enough and none of my friends know I've never had a gf >be put in a group in class 119 KB JPG >One guy is your typical fluffy haired skinny frat boy with the frat bro "suh dude" vocabulary >while working on schoolwork we get to chatting >he lives in a house with 3 other frat boys >he invites me to their pregame party before the football game on saturday >decide to go >walk inside to the most disgusting smell of piss and beer imaginable >there must have been 50 used beer cans around the living room alone >trash & used fast food bags everywhere >the 4 of them are drinking on the couch while another 5-6 friends were in the kitchen >caught a glimpse of the bedroom since the door was open >bros bed was an air mattress with one pillow and the room was covered in clothes and more trash >ask to use bathroom >he says to use the one upsairs since their girlfriends were getting ready in the first floor bathroom >go upstairs >The bathroom was even worse than the living room >Crusty ass floor >Mold everywhere >Literally dawn dish soap on the shelf in the bathtub >used condoms in the trash >go back down >still can't get over the smell >a few more people had showed up >One of dudes called for the girls like "Yo get out here" >their girlfriends come out >Literally each one is a 10/10 blonde/brunette tan sorority-looking girl >mfw Sometimes I look at the dating choices women make and lose all attraction to them
: Anonymous 10/23/23(Mon)10:11:12 No.75176476 >Be me >20 year old zoomer at a big southern college >not a 4chinner level of virgin but also not a chad, I come off as normal enough and none of my friends know I've never had a gf >be put in a group in class 119 KB JPG >One guy is your typical fluffy haired skinny frat boy with the frat bro "suh dude" vocabulary >while working on schoolwork we get to chatting >he lives in a house with 3 other frat boys >he invites me to their pregame party before the football game on saturday >decide to go >walk inside to the most disgusting smell of piss and beer imaginable >there must have been 50 used beer cans around the living room alone >trash & used fast food bags everywhere >the 4 of them are drinking on the couch while another 5-6 friends were in the kitchen >caught a glimpse of the bedroom since the door was open >bros bed was an air mattress with one pillow and the room was covered in clothes and more trash >ask to use bathroom >he says to use the one upsairs since their girlfriends were getting ready in the first floor bathroom >go upstairs >The bathroom was even worse than the living room >Crusty ass floor >Mold everywhere >Literally dawn dish soap on the shelf in the bathtub >used condoms in the trash >go back down >still can't get over the smell >a few more people had showed up >One of dudes called for the girls like "Yo get out here" >their girlfriends come out >Literally each one is a 10/10 blonde/brunette tan sorority-looking girl >mfw Sometimes I look at the dating choices women make and lose all attraction to them

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Anon can't perform | /r/Greentext

173 KB JPG >be me, in bed with gf >she shows me pic rel on her phone >"you could never do this for me!" >w--? >I just asked her what she meant, but she kept >repeating herself >she sounded exasperated and started quietly >crying later on W-- was I supposed to do here guys?
173 KB JPG >be me, in bed with gf >she shows me pic rel on her phone >"you could never do this for me!" >w--? >I just asked her what she meant, but she kept >repeating herself >she sounded exasperated and started quietly >crying later on W-- was I supposed to do here guys?

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Anon's tries to undo something | /r/Greentext

>be me at 10 years old (18 now, just barely old enough for 4chan) >Exceptionally retarded, like it's impressive that I'm not in special needs >Life is strange season 4 had just come out and my brother was playing it >Think it's so cool that the main character can reverse time by holding out her hand >One day in class I answer a question wrong and get laughed at 147 KB PNG >So embarrassed that I ask God to give me the power to reverse time by 15 seconds >Reach my hand out in front of me while simultaneously letting out the biggest f------ fart and lightly s------- myself >Everyone hears and laughs again >I hold in my tears as I run to the bathroom I couldn't get a good night's sleep for months after that, my best friend even said my super power is shoving my hand out and projectile s-------
>be me at 10 years old (18 now, just barely old enough for 4chan) >Exceptionally retarded, like it's impressive that I'm not in special needs >Life is strange season 4 had just come out and my brother was playing it >Think it's so cool that the main character can reverse time by holding out her hand >One day in class I answer a question wrong and get laughed at 147 KB PNG >So embarrassed that I ask God to give me the power to reverse time by 15 seconds >Reach my hand out in front of me while simultaneously letting out the biggest f------ fart and lightly s------- myself >Everyone hears and laughs again >I hold in my tears as I run to the bathroom I couldn't get a good night's sleep for months after that, my best friend even said my super power is shoving my hand out and projectile s-------

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Anon orders food. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous PODA ET used. 123 KB JPG 10/24/23(Tue)08:27:10 No.75169042 >four small pieces of uncooked fish rolled in some rice >That'll be $25 sir : Anonymous >>75169042 (OP) # >If you don't tip me 30% of your total I'm gonna spit in your food 10/24/23(Tue)08:27:44 No.75169050
Anonymous PODA ET used. 123 KB JPG 10/24/23(Tue)08:27:10 No.75169042 >four small pieces of uncooked fish rolled in some rice >That'll be $25 sir : Anonymous >>75169042 (OP) # >If you don't tip me 30% of your total I'm gonna spit in your food 10/24/23(Tue)08:27:44 No.75169050

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Anon hears a rumor | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 789716562 9.1 kB JPG 24 min. ago... F--- off this is my first shot at this. >be me >today >hear people talk about some girl from a nearby highschool >apparently she posted her getting f----- by a dog >call bs on it >several people at my table show me the video >quite a thorough job >she goes at about every angle, showing the mad lad's red rocket >apparently killed herself after it spread >mfw
Anonymous | 789716562 9.1 kB JPG 24 min. ago... F--- off this is my first shot at this. >be me >today >hear people talk about some girl from a nearby highschool >apparently she posted her getting f----- by a dog >call bs on it >several people at my table show me the video >quite a thorough job >she goes at about every angle, showing the mad lad's red rocket >apparently killed herself after it spread >mfw

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Anon's existential crisis | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous DAY'S 10/23/23(Mon)15:10:33 No.908161416 >Meets a girl in my early 20's that I could never really get over from >We ended things due to complicated reasons, it wasn't a bad breakup >We talk on and off over the years but there's something there still 54 KB JPG >Fast forward to current gf, solid relationship, very calm >Ex reappears again and we just have a friendly chat like always, apparently she has a bf now >The tension is boiling up and can no longer be contained >Conversation starts turning and I feel like we are about to commit a terrible mistake >Never stopped thinking about her, just like she never stopped thinking about me >Moment of deafening silence >In a moment of impulse she asks me if I want to meet up at a hotel to chat and catch up >"No... I'm sorry but no. I feel like if we take that step we will do something we can't possibly take back, and lose something in the process that is irreplaceable. We both know what will happen, and neither of us will have this distance to keep us under control" >Listens to her voice slightly cracking on the other side of the phone, mine does too >I can feel her tears, and I can't help but keep dreaming of a life with her >She says goodbye, and tells me she will always love me, using the name we used to call each other. >That was months ago I f------ hate this, she has taken over my soul. I see her in my dreams, in social events I daydream about having her next to me, holding her, seeing her smile just one more time. I will get married soon, and while I feel happiness with my fiance, in my most private moments I see a life that could never be. I believe I did the right thing in the end, had we both just cheated and gone together we would have never really trusted each other after that, and would have lost mutual respect. There was nothing I could do, and even now all I can do I put on a fake smile and dream as I hopefully slip into an acceptable life. Ungrateful me, deceiver me, relinquished me, I will never reach the dream even when I escape to it every night.
: Anonymous DAY'S 10/23/23(Mon)15:10:33 No.908161416 >Meets a girl in my early 20's that I could never really get over from >We ended things due to complicated reasons, it wasn't a bad breakup >We talk on and off over the years but there's something there still 54 KB JPG >Fast forward to current gf, solid relationship, very calm >Ex reappears again and we just have a friendly chat like always, apparently she has a bf now >The tension is boiling up and can no longer be contained >Conversation starts turning and I feel like we are about to commit a terrible mistake >Never stopped thinking about her, just like she never stopped thinking about me >Moment of deafening silence >In a moment of impulse she asks me if I want to meet up at a hotel to chat and catch up >"No... I'm sorry but no. I feel like if we take that step we will do something we can't possibly take back, and lose something in the process that is irreplaceable. We both know what will happen, and neither of us will have this distance to keep us under control" >Listens to her voice slightly cracking on the other side of the phone, mine does too >I can feel her tears, and I can't help but keep dreaming of a life with her >She says goodbye, and tells me she will always love me, using the name we used to call each other. >That was months ago I f------ hate this, she has taken over my soul. I see her in my dreams, in social events I daydream about having her next to me, holding her, seeing her smile just one more time. I will get married soon, and while I feel happiness with my fiance, in my most private moments I see a life that could never be. I believe I did the right thing in the end, had we both just cheated and gone together we would have never really trusted each other after that, and would have lost mutual respect. There was nothing I could do, and even now all I can do I put on a fake smile and dream as I hopefully slip into an acceptable life. Ungrateful me, deceiver me, relinquished me, I will never reach the dream even when I escape to it every night.

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Anon loves Finland | /r/Greentext

Anonymous GRALLY 909 KB PNG 10/23/23(Mon)21:11:06 No.189034224 Finland >Makes best indie videogames in the world >Has great music industry and bands like Paavoharju, Harmaa Getto, Eppu Normaali, etc >Made one of the most popular TPS series in the world >Has one of the best national epics ever >Invented iconic memes like Apu, Spurdo, etc >Has one of the most beautiful languages in the world, Tolkien really appreciated it >Has beautiful landscape >Rich >Created the most famous and popular mobile videogames >There are as many people in Finland as in one St. Petersburg >A person of Finnish origin created Minecraft, one of the most popular videogames ever Why Finns are so cool? What's their secret? Is there something impossible for a Finnish person?
Anonymous GRALLY 909 KB PNG 10/23/23(Mon)21:11:06 No.189034224 Finland >Makes best indie videogames in the world >Has great music industry and bands like Paavoharju, Harmaa Getto, Eppu Normaali, etc >Made one of the most popular TPS series in the world >Has one of the best national epics ever >Invented iconic memes like Apu, Spurdo, etc >Has one of the most beautiful languages in the world, Tolkien really appreciated it >Has beautiful landscape >Rich >Created the most famous and popular mobile videogames >There are as many people in Finland as in one St. Petersburg >A person of Finnish origin created Minecraft, one of the most popular videogames ever Why Finns are so cool? What's their secret? Is there something impossible for a Finnish person?

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It’s the journey, not the destination. | /r/Greentext

File: 1334002438.jpg-(278 KB, 1600x1200, IMG_0860.jpg) Anonymous (ID: 5glX1jja) 04/09/12(Mon)16:13:58 No.392199014 Not mine but I felt I would share: Guess what's in the box /b/? O Anonymous (ID: mgowPDIv) 04/09/12(Mon)16:14:39 No.392199 File: 1334002479.jpg-(404 KB, 1600x1200, IMG 0861.jpg) Anonymous (ID: yWdtAUr4) 04/09/12(Mon)16:15:25 No.392199243 QHA crystal meth Anonymous (ID: Awxg3svj) 04/09/12(Mon)16:16:32 No.392199426 Q! A File: 1334002592.jpg-(142 KB, 550x693, 1332281714307.jpg) biscuits? Anonymous (ID: mgowPDlv) 04/09/12(Mon)16:17:35 No.392199597 QA File: 1334002655.jpg-(568 KB, 1600x1200, IMG_0863.jpg) Close but it's really 4 years worth of c--.
File: 1334002438.jpg-(278 KB, 1600x1200, IMG_0860.jpg) Anonymous (ID: 5glX1jja) 04/09/12(Mon)16:13:58 No.392199014 Not mine but I felt I would share: Guess what's in the box /b/? O Anonymous (ID: mgowPDIv) 04/09/12(Mon)16:14:39 No.392199 File: 1334002479.jpg-(404 KB, 1600x1200, IMG 0861.jpg) Anonymous (ID: yWdtAUr4) 04/09/12(Mon)16:15:25 No.392199243 QHA crystal meth Anonymous (ID: Awxg3svj) 04/09/12(Mon)16:16:32 No.392199426 Q! A File: 1334002592.jpg-(142 KB, 550x693, 1332281714307.jpg) biscuits? Anonymous (ID: mgowPDlv) 04/09/12(Mon)16:17:35 No.392199597 QA File: 1334002655.jpg-(568 KB, 1600x1200, IMG_0863.jpg) Close but it's really 4 years worth of c--.

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Anon doesn’t understand women | /r/Greentext

Anonymous LIGHTNING Harry Potter THIEF A RICA BIORDAN DEATHLY HALLOWY 69 KB JPG 05/02/21(Sun)19:40:19 No.853478759 2 Replies > be me > meet this cute girl > talk for a while, discussing hobbies > she likes harry potter and percy jackson > take out my pocket knife and stab her three times in the throat Why are women like this? View Thread
Anonymous LIGHTNING Harry Potter THIEF A RICA BIORDAN DEATHLY HALLOWY 69 KB JPG 05/02/21(Sun)19:40:19 No.853478759 2 Replies > be me > meet this cute girl > talk for a while, discussing hobbies > she likes harry potter and percy jackson > take out my pocket knife and stab her three times in the throat Why are women like this? View Thread

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Anon goes to the grocery store | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 KB JPG >kms Pic unrelated 10/23/23(Mon)10:26:32 No.75165255 >be super nervous >mom tell me to go to the grocery store to get some chicken >go to deli, and pick out a number >my number is skipped >leave store >go home
: Anonymous 8 KB JPG >kms Pic unrelated 10/23/23(Mon)10:26:32 No.75165255 >be super nervous >mom tell me to go to the grocery store to get some chicken >go to deli, and pick out a number >my number is skipped >leave store >go home

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Anon should've called a plumber | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 119 KB JPG 10/08/23(Sun)22:52:26 No.907362484 Here's another poo poo story. So my dad had a girlfriend he asked to watch us. She was closer to our age than she was his. Watching 4 kids. My brother takes a dump, and it's literally too big to go down the pipe, f------ lodged in there.. My brother takes his bare hands sinks into the abyss, grabs the clump of s--- and squeezes it in half. Dads girlfriend watched the entire thing unfold in horror. Little brother is freaking out with s--- dripping down his elbow. >>907362848 # Toilet struggles to get down two huge logs with a handshake in-print. Dad comes home and laughs at the entire f------ story. Calls s--- a knuckle backed trout from then on.
: Anonymous 119 KB JPG 10/08/23(Sun)22:52:26 No.907362484 Here's another poo poo story. So my dad had a girlfriend he asked to watch us. She was closer to our age than she was his. Watching 4 kids. My brother takes a dump, and it's literally too big to go down the pipe, f------ lodged in there.. My brother takes his bare hands sinks into the abyss, grabs the clump of s--- and squeezes it in half. Dads girlfriend watched the entire thing unfold in horror. Little brother is freaking out with s--- dripping down his elbow. >>907362848 # Toilet struggles to get down two huge logs with a handshake in-print. Dad comes home and laughs at the entire f------ story. Calls s--- a knuckle backed trout from then on.

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Anon had a good thing going | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I'm ruined now 312 KB PNG 10/23/23(Mon)14:22:07 No.30015350 >had a beautiful romance, lasted for years >very intelligent girl, well educated, played instruments and sang beautifully >more importantly, she was the most good natured person I've ever met. rich depth of emotion, cared about people and the state of humanity at large, no ego, never once saw her seriously get angry, never acted superior to anyone, just higher on the evolutionary scale than normal people >always kind, tender to me it's not uncommon when a relationship ends to go through some depression and feel like you'll never love again. but i assumed it was temporary and I'd get over it. But I haven't, it's been 5 years. Have you ever had a really incredible whiskey, and not been able to tolerate the cheap stuff afterwards? Other girls are f------ awful by comparison. And I'm not talking about some s----- girls on tinder - even the 'nicer' girls are like this. They toy with your emotions, play power games, manipulate you, have temper tantrums, and you constantly have to mind their insecurities and neroses. I genuinely don't believe most girls don't even care about he guys they're with. I was shocked at how much kindness she showed me, because it was so different from any way I'd been treated before. Most women are just callously insensitive to your wellbeing. They seem to all think they're some incredible prize and you should feel indebted to have them. w-- do I even do now?
: Anonymous I'm ruined now 312 KB PNG 10/23/23(Mon)14:22:07 No.30015350 >had a beautiful romance, lasted for years >very intelligent girl, well educated, played instruments and sang beautifully >more importantly, she was the most good natured person I've ever met. rich depth of emotion, cared about people and the state of humanity at large, no ego, never once saw her seriously get angry, never acted superior to anyone, just higher on the evolutionary scale than normal people >always kind, tender to me it's not uncommon when a relationship ends to go through some depression and feel like you'll never love again. but i assumed it was temporary and I'd get over it. But I haven't, it's been 5 years. Have you ever had a really incredible whiskey, and not been able to tolerate the cheap stuff afterwards? Other girls are f------ awful by comparison. And I'm not talking about some s----- girls on tinder - even the 'nicer' girls are like this. They toy with your emotions, play power games, manipulate you, have temper tantrums, and you constantly have to mind their insecurities and neroses. I genuinely don't believe most girls don't even care about he guys they're with. I was shocked at how much kindness she showed me, because it was so different from any way I'd been treated before. Most women are just callously insensitive to your wellbeing. They seem to all think they're some incredible prize and you should feel indebted to have them. w-- do I even do now?

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