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10:32 : Anonymous What's the most embarrassing t(...) Vo)) LTE1 67% 58 KB JPG 10/21/23(Sat)09:07:41 No.75134908 >be me >year is 2018 >make post on /v/ about God of War 1&2 and ask if they are worth playing in 2018 >didn't bother to download a pic of the game cover to use as the attached file >decide to random choose a reaction image from a cartoon instead >except I instead selected the wrong file which was a actual photo I took of my drivers license which was saved on my computer >press post >new page shows up with me asking if GoW 1&2 are worth playing with a pic of my PhotoID as the attached file. >OH F--- OH F--- OH F--- >try over and over to delete thread but it won't work >panic.exe >random anons start asking who's photo, address, heigh is that on the card >reveal that it's me >"f--- now all of 4chan knows where I live and all of my personal info, what do I do about this" >anons start making fun of my looks >anons start calling me an absolute retard >anons warning me that something bad will happen > random anon in the replies says that he knows who I am and he has seen me before >20 replies in and anons are laughing uncontrollably at what I've done. >post finally gets taken down at around 130 replies. Fortunately nothing happened to me but after that I had to quit 4chan cold turkey for 2 or 3 months.
10:32 : Anonymous What's the most embarrassing t(...) Vo)) LTE1 67% 58 KB JPG 10/21/23(Sat)09:07:41 No.75134908 >be me >year is 2018 >make post on /v/ about God of War 1&2 and ask if they are worth playing in 2018 >didn't bother to download a pic of the game cover to use as the attached file >decide to random choose a reaction image from a cartoon instead >except I instead selected the wrong file which was a actual photo I took of my drivers license which was saved on my computer >press post >new page shows up with me asking if GoW 1&2 are worth playing with a pic of my PhotoID as the attached file. >OH F--- OH F--- OH F--- >try over and over to delete thread but it won't work >panic.exe >random anons start asking who's photo, address, heigh is that on the card >reveal that it's me >"f--- now all of 4chan knows where I live and all of my personal info, what do I do about this" >anons start making fun of my looks >anons start calling me an absolute retard >anons warning me that something bad will happen > random anon in the replies says that he knows who I am and he has seen me before >20 replies in and anons are laughing uncontrollably at what I've done. >post finally gets taken down at around 130 replies. Fortunately nothing happened to me but after that I had to quit 4chan cold turkey for 2 or 3 months.

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Cant lift these feels | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 0 0 no gf 46 KB JPG 10/19/23(Thu)00:46:14 No.29985514 >tfw tfwnogf is literally my only problem and its driving me insane S--- sucks. >29M >own my own (fairly nice apartment) and drive a pretty decent car >no debt, while not any kind of 'rich', I don't worry about money >got the dream job, fireman in the last year, its an asskicking as a new guy, but it only gets better >loving family and have a small group of close friends >in-shape, no bodily ailments and not officially diagnosed with anything mental (though I unbiasedly suspect some amount of autism and OCD) >tfwnogf my whole life, and frankly, it ultimately stemmed from never actually giving it a proper 'try', as well as really never interacting with girls as a child so I always had/have the autistic struggle of communicating with women >actually got my first actual gf over the summer though some mutuals, and she was pretty much exactly the ideal never-ever kinda girl I thought I would never meet, let alone date >felt fully content with life for those few months and thought I officially made it >she dumped me a month ago (almost to the day) on what could only be described as a whim >everything feels awful since and all my efforts thus far have been worthless >downloaded the dating apps again, set up accounts and have been swiping, but haven't started chatting anyone up yet >it feels pointless and like a waste because I actually had exactly what I wanted it and slipped away from me, and now I think I'm psyching myself out of anyone else by clinging on too much to what was How do I get over this?
: Anonymous 0 0 no gf 46 KB JPG 10/19/23(Thu)00:46:14 No.29985514 >tfw tfwnogf is literally my only problem and its driving me insane S--- sucks. >29M >own my own (fairly nice apartment) and drive a pretty decent car >no debt, while not any kind of 'rich', I don't worry about money >got the dream job, fireman in the last year, its an asskicking as a new guy, but it only gets better >loving family and have a small group of close friends >in-shape, no bodily ailments and not officially diagnosed with anything mental (though I unbiasedly suspect some amount of autism and OCD) >tfwnogf my whole life, and frankly, it ultimately stemmed from never actually giving it a proper 'try', as well as really never interacting with girls as a child so I always had/have the autistic struggle of communicating with women >actually got my first actual gf over the summer though some mutuals, and she was pretty much exactly the ideal never-ever kinda girl I thought I would never meet, let alone date >felt fully content with life for those few months and thought I officially made it >she dumped me a month ago (almost to the day) on what could only be described as a whim >everything feels awful since and all my efforts thus far have been worthless >downloaded the dating apps again, set up accounts and have been swiping, but haven't started chatting anyone up yet >it feels pointless and like a waste because I actually had exactly what I wanted it and slipped away from me, and now I think I'm psyching myself out of anyone else by clinging on too much to what was How do I get over this?

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Anon is afraid | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/04/23(Wed)17:09:45 No.6530 VALVE 1.3 MB PNG >Microsoft came crawling back >EA came crawling back >Ubisoft came crawling back >Square Enix came crawling back >Activision came crawling back >Blizzard came crawling back >convinced Sony to put their games on PC >now direct competitor is hit with layoffs Is he becoming too powerful?
Anonymous 10/04/23(Wed)17:09:45 No.6530 VALVE 1.3 MB PNG >Microsoft came crawling back >EA came crawling back >Ubisoft came crawling back >Square Enix came crawling back >Activision came crawling back >Blizzard came crawling back >convinced Sony to put their games on PC >now direct competitor is hit with layoffs Is he becoming too powerful?

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anon talks about beavers | /r/Greentext

The cult of the beaver Anonymous 10/19/23(Thu)20:45:18 No.2 How many people do you think would die for this beaver? Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu)20:47:03 No.27115764 ► >>271157 >>27115759 (OP) Must be a flyover thing. Is it supposed to look so retarded?
The cult of the beaver Anonymous 10/19/23(Thu)20:45:18 No.2 How many people do you think would die for this beaver? Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu)20:47:03 No.27115764 ► >>271157 >>27115759 (OP) Must be a flyover thing. Is it supposed to look so retarded?

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Anon accidentally doxxes himself | /r/Greentext

What's the most embarrassing thing you've done on the chan What's the most embarrassing t(...) 10/21/23(Sat)09:07:41 No.75134908 >be me >year is 2018 >make post on /v/ about God of War 1&2 and ask if they are worth playing in 2018 >didn't bother to download a pic of the game cover to use as the attached file >decide to random choose a reaction image from a cartoon instead >except I instead selected the wrong file which was a actual photo I took of my drivers license which was saved on my computer 58 KB JPG >press post >new page shows up with me asking if GoW 1&2 are worth playing with a pic of my PhotoID as the attached file. >OH F--- OH F--- OH F--- >try over and over to delete thread but it won't work >panic.exe >random anons start asking who's photo, address, heigh is that on the card >reveal that it's me >"f--- now all of 4chan knows where I live and all of my personal info, what do I do about this" >anons start making fun of my looks >anons start calling me an absolute retard >anons warning me that something bad will happen > random anon in the replies says that he knows who I am and he has seen me before >20 replies in and anons are laughing uncontrollably at what I've done. >post finally gets taken down at around 130 replies. Fortunately nothing happened to me but after that I had to quit 4chan cold turkey for 2 or 3 months.
What's the most embarrassing thing you've done on the chan What's the most embarrassing t(...) 10/21/23(Sat)09:07:41 No.75134908 >be me >year is 2018 >make post on /v/ about God of War 1&2 and ask if they are worth playing in 2018 >didn't bother to download a pic of the game cover to use as the attached file >decide to random choose a reaction image from a cartoon instead >except I instead selected the wrong file which was a actual photo I took of my drivers license which was saved on my computer 58 KB JPG >press post >new page shows up with me asking if GoW 1&2 are worth playing with a pic of my PhotoID as the attached file. >OH F--- OH F--- OH F--- >try over and over to delete thread but it won't work >panic.exe >random anons start asking who's photo, address, heigh is that on the card >reveal that it's me >"f--- now all of 4chan knows where I live and all of my personal info, what do I do about this" >anons start making fun of my looks >anons start calling me an absolute retard >anons warning me that something bad will happen > random anon in the replies says that he knows who I am and he has seen me before >20 replies in and anons are laughing uncontrollably at what I've done. >post finally gets taken down at around 130 replies. Fortunately nothing happened to me but after that I had to quit 4chan cold turkey for 2 or 3 months.

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Anon looks in the bath | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 363 KB JPG 10/21/23(Sat)11:09:06 No.908031869 >Go to clean the bathroom >See a huge bug in the bath >Really hate the f------, nearly s--- myself >Look closer, realize it's just a twig or some s---, that looks like a bug >Relief >Go to pick it up to throw it out >Grab it >Actually is a huge bug ffs
: Anonymous 363 KB JPG 10/21/23(Sat)11:09:06 No.908031869 >Go to clean the bathroom >See a huge bug in the bath >Really hate the f------, nearly s--- myself >Look closer, realize it's just a twig or some s---, that looks like a bug >Relief >Go to pick it up to throw it out >Grab it >Actually is a huge bug ffs

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Anons experience with zoomer women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous about zoomer women, from a zoo(...) 956 KB JPG 10/11/22(Tue)22:17:41 No.70550690 I am in highschool, so i have relevant experience in dealing with them. Most of them, around 97% are completely soulless. I mean borderline braindead. Their hobbies are >snapchat >tiktok >instagram >watching whatever the current thing is on netflix They have no passions, no real interests and even with chad their "conversations" are just >have you seen (current thing) >have you consumed (current product) >etc I have meet only 3 women who aren't like that. Those of you who post on here saying you want young gfs either want a braindead fuckdoll, or have no clue what you're talking about. Even in relationships they do nothing, yet expect regular gifts and dates. Their intellect is terrible. here's some examples >thinking north america is a country >not knowing where france is >actually,congress has 5 parts >why doesn't my chromebook have a windows key? s--- like that. if you want to know more then ask me. i have plenty of stories.
: Anonymous about zoomer women, from a zoo(...) 956 KB JPG 10/11/22(Tue)22:17:41 No.70550690 I am in highschool, so i have relevant experience in dealing with them. Most of them, around 97% are completely soulless. I mean borderline braindead. Their hobbies are >snapchat >tiktok >instagram >watching whatever the current thing is on netflix They have no passions, no real interests and even with chad their "conversations" are just >have you seen (current thing) >have you consumed (current product) >etc I have meet only 3 women who aren't like that. Those of you who post on here saying you want young gfs either want a braindead fuckdoll, or have no clue what you're talking about. Even in relationships they do nothing, yet expect regular gifts and dates. Their intellect is terrible. here's some examples >thinking north america is a country >not knowing where france is >actually,congress has 5 parts >why doesn't my chromebook have a windows key? s--- like that. if you want to know more then ask me. i have plenty of stories.

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I feed 2 animals | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/20/23(Fri)10:21:03 No.654727803 "This is just a hypothetical question. Let's say you're on the brink of starvation and righ animals, also starving. Someone gives you a gun and tells you to shoot one of them. The one on the right is a lion. The one on the left is a kitten. What do you do?" LEP front of you are a truly perplexing dilemma.jpg 185 KB JPG OTVER MOON >Let's say you're on the brink of starvation and right in front of you are two animals, also starving. >Someone gives you a gun and tells you to shoot one of them. >The one on the right is a lion. The one on the left is a kitten. What do you do? ok /v/, how do you solve this utterly perplexing moral dilemma?
: Anonymous 10/20/23(Fri)10:21:03 No.654727803 "This is just a hypothetical question. Let's say you're on the brink of starvation and righ animals, also starving. Someone gives you a gun and tells you to shoot one of them. The one on the right is a lion. The one on the left is a kitten. What do you do?" LEP front of you are a truly perplexing dilemma.jpg 185 KB JPG OTVER MOON >Let's say you're on the brink of starvation and right in front of you are two animals, also starving. >Someone gives you a gun and tells you to shoot one of them. >The one on the right is a lion. The one on the left is a kitten. What do you do? ok /v/, how do you solve this utterly perplexing moral dilemma?

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Anon’s girlfriend is: damn based. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/21/23 (Sat)07:31:55 No.908035756 >In car with girlfriend. >She's driving. >Idiot driver in front of us. >Stop behind them at a MY N---- light. 38 KB JPG woman too." >Girlfriend looks at them. >Says "of course it's a H-------- my girlfriend is based as f---.
: Anonymous 10/21/23 (Sat)07:31:55 No.908035756 >In car with girlfriend. >She's driving. >Idiot driver in front of us. >Stop behind them at a MY N---- light. 38 KB JPG woman too." >Girlfriend looks at them. >Says "of course it's a H-------- my girlfriend is based as f---.

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Anons a bad person | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous story from highschool lol 88 KB JPG 10/27/22(Thu)12:17:28 No.70753277 >girl named Abby >known for being just a classic, furry, harry potter horse girl, and an actual autist >embarrassed herself constantly >was already made fun of 24/7 and had to sit in classrooms at lunch >not a single friend >always seemed happy despite this >like a retarded puppy or something >would always greet me and be genuinely happy to see me even though i made fun of her too >started handing out cards that were like friend dating profiles one day >said something to the effect of >"hello! if you've received this card its because you are cool. id love to get to know you and be your friend!" with a photo of her smiling and doing the thumbs up in a yellow sundress >clear her mom or someone had helped her make them or some s--- >get handed one >thank her >get her wattsapp >message her and act like her pal for a week >tell her im coming over with (names) and that we're bringing food and alcohol >gonna show her what a real good time looks like >she orders pizza for all 8 of us >sends photos of her with 4 large pizzas >i reply with a video of me with the people i said were coming to her around a campfire >throwing in all the cards i was able to scrounge together and laughing To this day, 6 years later I do not have a single regret. Me and my boys STILL laugh about it
: Anonymous story from highschool lol 88 KB JPG 10/27/22(Thu)12:17:28 No.70753277 >girl named Abby >known for being just a classic, furry, harry potter horse girl, and an actual autist >embarrassed herself constantly >was already made fun of 24/7 and had to sit in classrooms at lunch >not a single friend >always seemed happy despite this >like a retarded puppy or something >would always greet me and be genuinely happy to see me even though i made fun of her too >started handing out cards that were like friend dating profiles one day >said something to the effect of >"hello! if you've received this card its because you are cool. id love to get to know you and be your friend!" with a photo of her smiling and doing the thumbs up in a yellow sundress >clear her mom or someone had helped her make them or some s--- >get handed one >thank her >get her wattsapp >message her and act like her pal for a week >tell her im coming over with (names) and that we're bringing food and alcohol >gonna show her what a real good time looks like >she orders pizza for all 8 of us >sends photos of her with 4 large pizzas >i reply with a video of me with the people i said were coming to her around a campfire >throwing in all the cards i was able to scrounge together and laughing To this day, 6 years later I do not have a single regret. Me and my boys STILL laugh about it

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Anon writes for Dead Meat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/20/23(Fri)09:22:41 No.654768470 1664612635984696.png 245 KB PNG >Guy gets bisected by piano wire >"HOLY F------ S--- THAT WAS AWESOME, GOLDEN CHAINSAW FOR SURE!!" >Camera zooms in on girl's ass >"yeeeah... this movie didn't age too well. Hey, any film- makers watching? Maybe... don't?"
: Anonymous 10/20/23(Fri)09:22:41 No.654768470 1664612635984696.png 245 KB PNG >Guy gets bisected by piano wire >"HOLY F------ S--- THAT WAS AWESOME, GOLDEN CHAINSAW FOR SURE!!" >Camera zooms in on girl's ass >"yeeeah... this movie didn't age too well. Hey, any film- makers watching? Maybe... don't?"

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Spicy take | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous DUO 50 KB JPG 10/25/21 (Mon)03:22:07 No.158184612 >its the year 10138 or whatever >people have massive space ships, laser, shielding technology and yuge bombs >armies fight with swords and knives H-------- what a dumb p------------, literally did a 360 and walked out of the movie theater
: Anonymous DUO 50 KB JPG 10/25/21 (Mon)03:22:07 No.158184612 >its the year 10138 or whatever >people have massive space ships, laser, shielding technology and yuge bombs >armies fight with swords and knives H-------- what a dumb p------------, literally did a 360 and walked out of the movie theater

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Anon orders pizza. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 117 KB JPG 10/21/23(Sat)17:28:21 No.75137048 >Be me >Order pizza for the 4th time this month >Delivery guy arrives, looking kinda tired >Hand over the cash for the pizza >He gives me the "I've seen things, man" look >"You know, I've delivered to you like 10 times, and you've never tipped me." >"Oh, I'm sorry. I'll make it up next time." >He squints at me suspiciously >MFW I realize I've been saying "next time" for the past two years
: Anonymous 117 KB JPG 10/21/23(Sat)17:28:21 No.75137048 >Be me >Order pizza for the 4th time this month >Delivery guy arrives, looking kinda tired >Hand over the cash for the pizza >He gives me the "I've seen things, man" look >"You know, I've delivered to you like 10 times, and you've never tipped me." >"Oh, I'm sorry. I'll make it up next time." >He squints at me suspiciously >MFW I realize I've been saying "next time" for the past two years

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Anon likes Evangelium | /r/Greentext

>be me >29 >on the phone w/ married friend >start talking about Neon Genesis Evangelion >friend's wife thinks we're talking about other women other than her For context: this bitch has unironically accused my friend of trying to f--- his own mother. >friend and I start trolling her >start making some s--- up about a woman named "Ava Gelion" 27 KB JPG >she googles "Ava Gelion" >sees a picture of EVA Unit 01 >epic_latina_shit-fit.exe >she starts calling me a "pathetic loser" with a "microscopic penis" >tell her "yeah I know" and laugh at how angry she is about 2D women
>be me >29 >on the phone w/ married friend >start talking about Neon Genesis Evangelion >friend's wife thinks we're talking about other women other than her For context: this bitch has unironically accused my friend of trying to f--- his own mother. >friend and I start trolling her >start making some s--- up about a woman named "Ava Gelion" 27 KB JPG >she googles "Ava Gelion" >sees a picture of EVA Unit 01 >epic_latina_shit-fit.exe >she starts calling me a "pathetic loser" with a "microscopic penis" >tell her "yeah I know" and laugh at how angry she is about 2D women

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Anon lives in interesting times | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_7106.jpg (10 KB, 259x194) Anonymous (ID: HXe1LOLY C 10/20/23(Fri)21:40:21 No.445723716 >>445723801 >>445724068 >>445724116 >>445725267 >>445725519 Be me, be born in the 90s >9/11 happens next NEXT >UKRAINE WAR >iraq afghanistan war next >more war next >terrorists suddenly everywhere next >terrorists suddenly gone, finally do we get a break? NOPE NEXT >Coronavirus next >Economy f----- NEXT >ISRAEL WAR I'm so f------ tired bros. Do we 90s kids get a f------ break???? Can we have a f------ moment where nothing happens?
File: IMG_7106.jpg (10 KB, 259x194) Anonymous (ID: HXe1LOLY C 10/20/23(Fri)21:40:21 No.445723716 >>445723801 >>445724068 >>445724116 >>445725267 >>445725519 Be me, be born in the 90s >9/11 happens next NEXT >UKRAINE WAR >iraq afghanistan war next >more war next >terrorists suddenly everywhere next >terrorists suddenly gone, finally do we get a break? NOPE NEXT >Coronavirus next >Economy f----- NEXT >ISRAEL WAR I'm so f------ tired bros. Do we 90s kids get a f------ break???? Can we have a f------ moment where nothing happens?

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Anon visits the holodeck | /r/Greentext

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace realholodeck-head.jpg, 162KiB, 777x437 Anonymous Mon 28 Jan 2019 17:27:47 No.109156589 Report Quoted By: >>109156721 >>109156880 >Computer, create a 20th century shopping mall with a decent amount of people in it. >Have them walking around, visiting different stores, buying items, eating at the food court, all of them happy and content with their lives. >Give me a wallet with $300 and a credit card. >Lastly, have music from the vaporwave genre playing throughout the mall. >And have the safety on.
View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace realholodeck-head.jpg, 162KiB, 777x437 Anonymous Mon 28 Jan 2019 17:27:47 No.109156589 Report Quoted By: >>109156721 >>109156880 >Computer, create a 20th century shopping mall with a decent amount of people in it. >Have them walking around, visiting different stores, buying items, eating at the food court, all of them happy and content with their lives. >Give me a wallet with $300 and a credit card. >Lastly, have music from the vaporwave genre playing throughout the mall. >And have the safety on.

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anon has a type | /r/Greentext

1676395232638787.jpg 36 KB JPG >you're coming home soon right? I have dinner made >I love you >hey sorry for bothering you, I just wanted to hear your voice >can you pick up these ingredients from the store for me? >stop teasing me so much >when you talk with strangers it makes me jealous >your mom is so nice to me >I love you >I don't know what I would do without you >I don't know how to act around you >when we hold hands it feels like our hands melt together >I can't imagine heaven would be much better than this
1676395232638787.jpg 36 KB JPG >you're coming home soon right? I have dinner made >I love you >hey sorry for bothering you, I just wanted to hear your voice >can you pick up these ingredients from the store for me? >stop teasing me so much >when you talk with strangers it makes me jealous >your mom is so nice to me >I love you >I don't know what I would do without you >I don't know how to act around you >when we hold hands it feels like our hands melt together >I can't imagine heaven would be much better than this

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Anon sends a text to female | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/20/23(Fri)19:38:00 No.907995672 >>907996324 >>907997045 >>907997257 >>907997835 >>907998058 >>907998413 >>907998729 >>907999216 >>907999677 >>908000202 >>908000578 >>908000629 >>908000777 >>908001009 >>908001679 >>908002051 >>908002322 >>908002509 >>908003258 >>908003371 >>908003714 >>907995620 >be me >live in hollywood (america, land of the free) >high class prostitute >have lots of celebrity clients >they are all degenerates >but they pay me enough so it's worth it >one day get a telephone call from unknown number >a female proposes me an idea >hmm interesting >put the plans into motion >meet up with regular rich celebrity dude >he f---- me in my big ass >pulls out and shoves it down my throat >screams out his movie catch phrase as he c--- >my hole dries up as the words leave his lips >he pays me >leaves >send a text to female >me start coughing up and regurgitating his semen from my throat >spit it out into a bowl >she comes to the room >h-------- her face is even worse than the pic she sent me >trade her the bowl for cash >she leaves >fast forward 9 months >ugly baby arrives >ugly mother goes to court for dna test with the rich celeb >she ends up winning child support >rich guy threatens to sue me >me laugh >point out he'd have to admit he had a--- sex with a male prostitute >he backs off >word gets around about what happens >some clients start using condoms to catch all the j--- eh i got distracted typing this, got horny and fapped.. soo.. you guys know the rest, hot sauce bling he used to call me on the telephone etc peace out f------
Anonymous 10/20/23(Fri)19:38:00 No.907995672 >>907996324 >>907997045 >>907997257 >>907997835 >>907998058 >>907998413 >>907998729 >>907999216 >>907999677 >>908000202 >>908000578 >>908000629 >>908000777 >>908001009 >>908001679 >>908002051 >>908002322 >>908002509 >>908003258 >>908003371 >>908003714 >>907995620 >be me >live in hollywood (america, land of the free) >high class prostitute >have lots of celebrity clients >they are all degenerates >but they pay me enough so it's worth it >one day get a telephone call from unknown number >a female proposes me an idea >hmm interesting >put the plans into motion >meet up with regular rich celebrity dude >he f---- me in my big ass >pulls out and shoves it down my throat >screams out his movie catch phrase as he c--- >my hole dries up as the words leave his lips >he pays me >leaves >send a text to female >me start coughing up and regurgitating his semen from my throat >spit it out into a bowl >she comes to the room >h-------- her face is even worse than the pic she sent me >trade her the bowl for cash >she leaves >fast forward 9 months >ugly baby arrives >ugly mother goes to court for dna test with the rich celeb >she ends up winning child support >rich guy threatens to sue me >me laugh >point out he'd have to admit he had a--- sex with a male prostitute >he backs off >word gets around about what happens >some clients start using condoms to catch all the j--- eh i got distracted typing this, got horny and fapped.. soo.. you guys know the rest, hot sauce bling he used to call me on the telephone etc peace out f------

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Anon on Will Smith. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 116 KB JPG 10/21/23(Sat)08:29:08 No.908010360 >mfw Will Smith is a cuck
: Anonymous 116 KB JPG 10/21/23(Sat)08:29:08 No.908010360 >mfw Will Smith is a cuck

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: Anonymous Carm INGLOT 10/07/21(Thu)16:14:01 No.157339954 HSBC Sister Het RAISE THY ERSE DINE 4726352554890.jpg 75 KB JPG What was Captain America was thinking here? >>157340900 # >>157340932 # Broadwa 10/07/21(Thu)16:36:16 No.157340848 : Anonymous >>157339954 (OP) # >"N------ are here" he thought, "I've never been in this era before, but there are N------ everywhere." The hot wind wafted the city's stench to his sensitive nostrils. "I HATE N------" he thought. Jungle drums assaulted his tympanic membranes, making them pulsate even as Dr. Erskine's formula circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of minorities in the Burroughs. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
: Anonymous Carm INGLOT 10/07/21(Thu)16:14:01 No.157339954 HSBC Sister Het RAISE THY ERSE DINE 4726352554890.jpg 75 KB JPG What was Captain America was thinking here? >>157340900 # >>157340932 # Broadwa 10/07/21(Thu)16:36:16 No.157340848 : Anonymous >>157339954 (OP) # >"N------ are here" he thought, "I've never been in this era before, but there are N------ everywhere." The hot wind wafted the city's stench to his sensitive nostrils. "I HATE N------" he thought. Jungle drums assaulted his tympanic membranes, making them pulsate even as Dr. Erskine's formula circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of minorities in the Burroughs. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

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