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Anonymous 8 KB JPG 10/18/23(Wed)16:24:18 No.907894840 >everyone tells me linkedin is "an incredible resource" >create linkedin and add some friends and colleagues >scroll through to see what people are sharing about themselves >get depressed >few days pass by >go to linkedin again >get depressed again >repeat f--- you linkedin stop telling me how much of a loser I am compared to everyone else
Anonymous 8 KB JPG 10/18/23(Wed)16:24:18 No.907894840 >everyone tells me linkedin is "an incredible resource" >create linkedin and add some friends and colleagues >scroll through to see what people are sharing about themselves >get depressed >few days pass by >go to linkedin again >get depressed again >repeat f--- you linkedin stop telling me how much of a loser I am compared to everyone else

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Anon doesn’t get it | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: znqtfGsm **** 472 KB JPG 06/17/22 (Fri) 14:42:06 No.382750992 Can someone explain to me why Europeans don't buy air conditioners? They have a massive dangerous heat wave going on now and they refuse to buy AC units. Is it because they are poor? Anonymous (ID: Gef2Vh57) 06/17/22 (Fri) 14:42:51 No.382751087 >>382750992 (OP) # >dangerous heat wave It's only dangerous if you're morbidly obese. >>382751360 # >>382751752 # >>382754308 # >>382754652 # >>382755185 # >>382755598 #
Anonymous (ID: znqtfGsm **** 472 KB JPG 06/17/22 (Fri) 14:42:06 No.382750992 Can someone explain to me why Europeans don't buy air conditioners? They have a massive dangerous heat wave going on now and they refuse to buy AC units. Is it because they are poor? Anonymous (ID: Gef2Vh57) 06/17/22 (Fri) 14:42:51 No.382751087 >>382750992 (OP) # >dangerous heat wave It's only dangerous if you're morbidly obese. >>382751360 # >>382751752 # >>382754308 # >>382754652 # >>382755185 # >>382755598 #

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Anon on Slav squats | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/28/16(Wed)19:07:34 No.33717741 26 KB JPG >>33717633 # But Slav squats are special, you know why gopniks actually sit like that? I'll tell you this secret. >be gopnik(russian street thug) >be f------ dumb >need to form a sentence to get attention from people >squat, so circulation to your legs actually denied >more blood to go to brain >you can actually make sentences >use it to lure people closer >get up and start punching the s--- out of them
: Anonymous 12/28/16(Wed)19:07:34 No.33717741 26 KB JPG >>33717633 # But Slav squats are special, you know why gopniks actually sit like that? I'll tell you this secret. >be gopnik(russian street thug) >be f------ dumb >need to form a sentence to get attention from people >squat, so circulation to your legs actually denied >more blood to go to brain >you can actually make sentences >use it to lure people closer >get up and start punching the s--- out of them

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Anons sister protects her virginity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >older sister comes into my room one night >Hey little bro. can i sleep with you? >What? Sure i guess. Just go to sleep >Sister gets into bed. >2 mins later she starts kicking my back >Stop it! Whats up? >I cant sleep little bro. Stay awake with me. >Ok. What do you wanna do? >Im cold. *starts rubbing her legs on my inner thigh* >Stop it. Just go to sleep. >I turn my back on her and fall asleep. >She leaves. About 10 years later i realized what was going on. 05/04/21(Tue)09:45:01 No.853595325 >>853595531 #
: Anonymous >older sister comes into my room one night >Hey little bro. can i sleep with you? >What? Sure i guess. Just go to sleep >Sister gets into bed. >2 mins later she starts kicking my back >Stop it! Whats up? >I cant sleep little bro. Stay awake with me. >Ok. What do you wanna do? >Im cold. *starts rubbing her legs on my inner thigh* >Stop it. Just go to sleep. >I turn my back on her and fall asleep. >She leaves. About 10 years later i realized what was going on. 05/04/21(Tue)09:45:01 No.853595325 >>853595531 #

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Anon is winning. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ► YouTube Dao 2 1 10/18/23(Wed)13:53:10 No.75106934 3 Video player will be blocked after 3 videos • It looks like you may be using an ad blocker. Video playback will be blocked unless YouTube is allowlisted or the ad blocker is disabled. • Ads allow YouTube to be used by billions worldwide. • You can go ad-free with YouTube Premium, and creators can still get paid from your subscription. Not using an ad blocker? Report issue Allow YouTube Ads Try YouTube Premium 32 KB PNG These people need to be killed. x Anonymous >>75106934 (OP) >Be me live in third world country >Never had ads on YouTube >Never will 10/18/23(Wed)15:25:06 No.75107719
Anonymous ► YouTube Dao 2 1 10/18/23(Wed)13:53:10 No.75106934 3 Video player will be blocked after 3 videos • It looks like you may be using an ad blocker. Video playback will be blocked unless YouTube is allowlisted or the ad blocker is disabled. • Ads allow YouTube to be used by billions worldwide. • You can go ad-free with YouTube Premium, and creators can still get paid from your subscription. Not using an ad blocker? Report issue Allow YouTube Ads Try YouTube Premium 32 KB PNG These people need to be killed. x Anonymous >>75106934 (OP) >Be me live in third world country >Never had ads on YouTube >Never will 10/18/23(Wed)15:25:06 No.75107719

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Anon gets pre nut clarity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous pre nut clarity 55 KB JPG 10/18/23(Wed)14:38:16 No.907886455 >be me horny mf >want to play some eroge >find one to play >it's about a guy that was born in a disfunctional household and is ugly >s--- reminds me of myself >loose boner because of sadness >i think i've got a pre nut clarity
: Anonymous pre nut clarity 55 KB JPG 10/18/23(Wed)14:38:16 No.907886455 >be me horny mf >want to play some eroge >find one to play >it's about a guy that was born in a disfunctional household and is ugly >s--- reminds me of myself >loose boner because of sadness >i think i've got a pre nut clarity

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E = McD² proof | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/27/21(Fri)05:34:06 No.63223371 >Female Friend claims she can't lose weight despite eating like 1000 kcal below her TDEE >F------ jump in telling her it's for sure her Hormones 26 KB JPG >Tell her how it is, she's almost certainly eating more than she thinks >Mention a f------ meal she had a few days ago that by itself was at least 1.5k kcal >Now I'm the a------ Whatever, I'll stop trying to help people trying to lose weight, it's always the same delusional b-------.
Anonymous 08/27/21(Fri)05:34:06 No.63223371 >Female Friend claims she can't lose weight despite eating like 1000 kcal below her TDEE >F------ jump in telling her it's for sure her Hormones 26 KB JPG >Tell her how it is, she's almost certainly eating more than she thinks >Mention a f------ meal she had a few days ago that by itself was at least 1.5k kcal >Now I'm the a------ Whatever, I'll stop trying to help people trying to lose weight, it's always the same delusional b-------.

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Anon has Chinese privilege | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous uita BLACK LIVES MATTER 03/14/21(Sun)14:42:15 > first day at office in 12 months > walk in to meet new manager for first time 30 KB JPG No.80643647 > see pic related on her wall > asks me if I like her poster > smile and node > "Amazing anon! We will get on great! Great that we can check-out our white privilege and leave it at the door" > tell her I am 75% Chinese and don't have white privilege > She tells me we all have some degree of white privilege > I smile and leave > Report her and what just happened to HR > HR is Chinese descent > White privilege lady get fire > See her packing things into box > tell her not to forget her white privilege > watch her burst into tears > feel slightly guilty > push 35 commits, feel better > go home and eat sushi
: Anonymous uita BLACK LIVES MATTER 03/14/21(Sun)14:42:15 > first day at office in 12 months > walk in to meet new manager for first time 30 KB JPG No.80643647 > see pic related on her wall > asks me if I like her poster > smile and node > "Amazing anon! We will get on great! Great that we can check-out our white privilege and leave it at the door" > tell her I am 75% Chinese and don't have white privilege > She tells me we all have some degree of white privilege > I smile and leave > Report her and what just happened to HR > HR is Chinese descent > White privilege lady get fire > See her packing things into box > tell her not to forget her white privilege > watch her burst into tears > feel slightly guilty > push 35 commits, feel better > go home and eat sushi

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Anon does the math | /r/Greentext

File: oyyyyyy.png (88 KB, 671x542) Biden says US 'will not stand by and do nothing' in warning to Hamas, compares terror group's 'pure unadulterated evil' to 'fifteen 9/11s' and claims deadly hospital attack was result of an 'errant rocket' fired in Gaza By RACHAEL BUNYAN! PUBLISHED: 15:59, 18 October 2023 | UPDATED: 16:40, 18 October 2023 Share Joe Biden today said the United States 'will not stand by and do nothing' in a sinister warning to Hamas after the terrorists unleashed 'pure unadulterated evil' on Israel with their surprise attack that saw 1,300 Israelis slaughtered on October 7. President Biden, speaking from Israel where he has met Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, compared Hamas' massacre of Israeli civilians who were shot dead as they begged for their lives to 'fifteen 9/11s'. ☐ Anonymous (ID: (3LRIYZA) 10/18/23(Wed)11:50:12 No.445371791 >>445374498 >>445374662 >>445374908 >>445375370 >>445375770 >>445376676 >>445378050 >>445378320 >>445378426 >>445378701 >>445378935 >>445378937 >>445379529 >>445379709 >>445379861 >>445379918 >>445379949 >>445379994 >>445380157 >>445380442 >>445380757 >>445382606 >>445382735 >>445382852 >>445382892 >>445383060 >>445383178 >>445383293 >>445383371 >>445383716 >>445384502 >>445384836 >>445384901 >>445385101 >>445387043 >>445388704 >>445389369 >>445389485 fifteen 9/11s >fifteen 9/11s fifteen 9/11s >fifteen 9/11s fifteen 9/11s >fifteen 9/11s fifteen 9/11s >fifteen 9/11s 3 View comments fifteen 9/11s >fifteen 9/11s Iraq got invaded for only one 9/11, what does fifteen incur??? Anonymous (ID: 9c7/aJhp) 10/18/23(Wed)11:55:14 No.445372412 >>445374657 >>445374906 >>445378222 >>445379962 >>445380246 >>445390249 15*3000=45,000 45,000/600=75 Biden is saying 1 jew = 75 Americans. >>445372591 >>445374239
File: oyyyyyy.png (88 KB, 671x542) Biden says US 'will not stand by and do nothing' in warning to Hamas, compares terror group's 'pure unadulterated evil' to 'fifteen 9/11s' and claims deadly hospital attack was result of an 'errant rocket' fired in Gaza By RACHAEL BUNYAN! PUBLISHED: 15:59, 18 October 2023 | UPDATED: 16:40, 18 October 2023 Share Joe Biden today said the United States 'will not stand by and do nothing' in a sinister warning to Hamas after the terrorists unleashed 'pure unadulterated evil' on Israel with their surprise attack that saw 1,300 Israelis slaughtered on October 7. President Biden, speaking from Israel where he has met Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, compared Hamas' massacre of Israeli civilians who were shot dead as they begged for their lives to 'fifteen 9/11s'. ☐ Anonymous (ID: (3LRIYZA) 10/18/23(Wed)11:50:12 No.445371791 >>445374498 >>445374662 >>445374908 >>445375370 >>445375770 >>445376676 >>445378050 >>445378320 >>445378426 >>445378701 >>445378935 >>445378937 >>445379529 >>445379709 >>445379861 >>445379918 >>445379949 >>445379994 >>445380157 >>445380442 >>445380757 >>445382606 >>445382735 >>445382852 >>445382892 >>445383060 >>445383178 >>445383293 >>445383371 >>445383716 >>445384502 >>445384836 >>445384901 >>445385101 >>445387043 >>445388704 >>445389369 >>445389485 fifteen 9/11s >fifteen 9/11s fifteen 9/11s >fifteen 9/11s fifteen 9/11s >fifteen 9/11s fifteen 9/11s >fifteen 9/11s 3 View comments fifteen 9/11s >fifteen 9/11s Iraq got invaded for only one 9/11, what does fifteen incur??? Anonymous (ID: 9c7/aJhp) 10/18/23(Wed)11:55:14 No.445372412 >>445374657 >>445374906 >>445378222 >>445379962 >>445380246 >>445390249 15*3000=45,000 45,000/600=75 Biden is saying 1 jew = 75 Americans. >>445372591 >>445374239

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Anon has a normal stool for once | /r/Greentext

484 KB PNG >be me >Taking a s--- >Doesn't come out all liquidy >Comes out as a cucumber shaped log Is this normal?
484 KB PNG >be me >Taking a s--- >Doesn't come out all liquidy >Comes out as a cucumber shaped log Is this normal?

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Anon tries signing | /r/Greentext

File: maxresdefault.jpg (67 KB, 1280x720) > ffw to next week's friday > drive to the place > gf takes me to her dad's backroom > h-------- this dude's literally a gigachad > wow he's actually really nice > cant f------ think > immediately start sweating > "hi femanon, is this your fiance? seems like a fine man, if a little untidy" > "so what's your name, young lad?" > UHHH Oi am singer Anonymous 03/15/21 (Mon)21:03:14 No.548199135 ► > be me > enjoy singing, terrible at actually talking to people > somehow got a gf, total 10/10 > dont even know why she chose me > gf looks at me like i'm autistic > "is he... y'know?.. > "er Yes, he is" gf blabbers > knows about my hobbies > one day comes up to me and says "hey anon, my parents are professional singers, i think you'd like to get to know them" > h-------- what > "wow sure, why not™ > in the heat of the moment my brain goes full retard mode > "beep bop bep ee boop" > what > "hmm?" > go to car > long awkward silent drive to home > "anon what the f--- was that" > she is trying to make me not look stupid, i do not deserve this woman > we go on stage anyway > now i have to sing in boops and beeps to keep the facade up > become infinitely more confident while singing > after that he congratulates me and tells me i'm very good at singing > "y'know what? here, my treat" > gives us both drinks > gf thanks him, i beep > "i dont f------ know" > now i'm invited to more singing competitions and have to sing in retarded language > mfw my gf's parents think i'm autistic Ak Чтс pas
File: maxresdefault.jpg (67 KB, 1280x720) > ffw to next week's friday > drive to the place > gf takes me to her dad's backroom > h-------- this dude's literally a gigachad > wow he's actually really nice > cant f------ think > immediately start sweating > "hi femanon, is this your fiance? seems like a fine man, if a little untidy" > "so what's your name, young lad?" > UHHH Oi am singer Anonymous 03/15/21 (Mon)21:03:14 No.548199135 ► > be me > enjoy singing, terrible at actually talking to people > somehow got a gf, total 10/10 > dont even know why she chose me > gf looks at me like i'm autistic > "is he... y'know?.. > "er Yes, he is" gf blabbers > knows about my hobbies > one day comes up to me and says "hey anon, my parents are professional singers, i think you'd like to get to know them" > h-------- what > "wow sure, why not™ > in the heat of the moment my brain goes full retard mode > "beep bop bep ee boop" > what > "hmm?" > go to car > long awkward silent drive to home > "anon what the f--- was that" > she is trying to make me not look stupid, i do not deserve this woman > we go on stage anyway > now i have to sing in boops and beeps to keep the facade up > become infinitely more confident while singing > after that he congratulates me and tells me i'm very good at singing > "y'know what? here, my treat" > gives us both drinks > gf thanks him, i beep > "i dont f------ know" > now i'm invited to more singing competitions and have to sing in retarded language > mfw my gf's parents think i'm autistic Ak Чтс pas

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Anon gets a good nights sleep | /r/Greentext

96 KB JPG >love having pressure on top of me >buy a weighted blanket so I can have something snug and warm lay on top of me and feel like I'm being hugged >do more research >find out weighted blankets are made for autistic kids
96 KB JPG >love having pressure on top of me >buy a weighted blanket so I can have something snug and warm lay on top of me and feel like I'm being hugged >do more research >find out weighted blankets are made for autistic kids

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Anon needs to move out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 47 KB JPG 10/17/23(Tue)14:30:19 No.75091368 > Woke up to the sound of my Dad cooking breakfast >>75091468 # > Sitting in my room and overhear Dad's new thang saying "I don't eat a lot of meat you know" > Dad must have been cooking his world famous sausages (the bacon wasn't defrosted) > Hear Dad say "You say that after last night" > "That's a different kind of meat" > Both giggle > Its so over, I am the last of my siblings to live here at 24 > Essential an incel, only been with one girl and it probably didn't even count > I just want to move out already > Should I just go to the rope store? : Anonymous >>75091368 (OP) # >been with one girl F--- off normalfag 10/17/23(Tue)14:35:57 No.75091383
: Anonymous 47 KB JPG 10/17/23(Tue)14:30:19 No.75091368 > Woke up to the sound of my Dad cooking breakfast >>75091468 # > Sitting in my room and overhear Dad's new thang saying "I don't eat a lot of meat you know" > Dad must have been cooking his world famous sausages (the bacon wasn't defrosted) > Hear Dad say "You say that after last night" > "That's a different kind of meat" > Both giggle > Its so over, I am the last of my siblings to live here at 24 > Essential an incel, only been with one girl and it probably didn't even count > I just want to move out already > Should I just go to the rope store? : Anonymous >>75091368 (OP) # >been with one girl F--- off normalfag 10/17/23(Tue)14:35:57 No.75091383

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Anon hugs a co-worker | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 28 KB JPG 09/13/22(Tue)04:45:36 No.70191181 >give guy at work pity hug because it's his last day at work and it's obvious he's sad that no one cares because he never bothered making friends with anyone due to him being really socially awkward/shy >he starts smelling me
Anonymous 28 KB JPG 09/13/22(Tue)04:45:36 No.70191181 >give guy at work pity hug because it's his last day at work and it's obvious he's sad that no one cares because he never bothered making friends with anyone due to him being really socially awkward/shy >he starts smelling me

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Anon find a girlfriend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 15 minutes ago 2 REPLIES 861882794 >first time spending the night with new gf >wake up to the sound of her crying and a cold wet feeling from her side of the bed >She starts profusely apologizing to me >apparently she's a bedwetter >usually wears diapers to bed and has plastic mattress covers but was too embarrassed to use them with me here >starts rambling about how it's cuz her uncle abused her and s--- >just try to calm her down and tell her it's ok >she finally calms down and thanks me for being so understanding >next night she puts on a diaper and puts a cover on the bed >notice her get up at least twice in the night to change diapers What the f--- have I gotten myself into guys. Anonymous 12 minutes ago >>861882794 (OP) include me in the screenshot 861882911
Anonymous 15 minutes ago 2 REPLIES 861882794 >first time spending the night with new gf >wake up to the sound of her crying and a cold wet feeling from her side of the bed >She starts profusely apologizing to me >apparently she's a bedwetter >usually wears diapers to bed and has plastic mattress covers but was too embarrassed to use them with me here >starts rambling about how it's cuz her uncle abused her and s--- >just try to calm her down and tell her it's ok >she finally calms down and thanks me for being so understanding >next night she puts on a diaper and puts a cover on the bed >notice her get up at least twice in the night to change diapers What the f--- have I gotten myself into guys. Anonymous 12 minutes ago >>861882794 (OP) include me in the screenshot 861882911

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Anon plays chess. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 34 KB JPG Anonymous 107 KB JPG 10/18/23(Wed)08:48:21 No.75104428 >wow anon you suck at this game how would you feel being humiliated by a female russian chess prodigy 10/18/23(Wed)08:59:27 No.75104486 >>75104428 (OP) >wow you really suck at living
Anonymous 34 KB JPG Anonymous 107 KB JPG 10/18/23(Wed)08:48:21 No.75104428 >wow anon you suck at this game how would you feel being humiliated by a female russian chess prodigy 10/18/23(Wed)08:59:27 No.75104486 >>75104428 (OP) >wow you really suck at living

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Get your grammar right, anon. | /r/Greentext

: onymous 20 105 KB PNG : Anonymous 09/28/23(Thu)03:01:09 No.4628709 >have bad day >random fly lands on arm >doesn't move : Anonymous >>4628709 (OP) # lays down what? >isn't startled >it lays down uh.. fren? c: >>4628714 # >>4628725 # >>4628721 # 09/28/23(Thu)03:01:58 No.4628710 : Anonymous >>4628710 # rests its body on the surface instead of supporting it with its legs 09/28/23(Thu)03:03:51 No.4628714 09/28/23(Thu)03:12:42 No.4628721 >>4628714 # It would be LIE down, not LAY down. >>4628722 # >>4628756 #
: onymous 20 105 KB PNG : Anonymous 09/28/23(Thu)03:01:09 No.4628709 >have bad day >random fly lands on arm >doesn't move : Anonymous >>4628709 (OP) # lays down what? >isn't startled >it lays down uh.. fren? c: >>4628714 # >>4628725 # >>4628721 # 09/28/23(Thu)03:01:58 No.4628710 : Anonymous >>4628710 # rests its body on the surface instead of supporting it with its legs 09/28/23(Thu)03:03:51 No.4628714 09/28/23(Thu)03:12:42 No.4628721 >>4628714 # It would be LIE down, not LAY down. >>4628722 # >>4628756 #

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Was it autism? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)08:56:49 No.191075587 >>191075609 >>191075771 >>191075847 >>191075905 >>191075946 >>191075971 >>191076123 >>191076172 >>191076588 >>191077107 >>191077407 >>191077524 >>191077617 >>191078977 >>191081697 >>191081863 >>191082061 >>191082101 >>191082187 >>191082340 >>191082425 >>191082612 >>191082815 >>191083349 >>191083537 >>191084136 >>191084439 >>191084491 >>191085788 >supergenius MC >finds a notebook that allows him to kill anyone >gets confirmation that he won't even go to Hell >doesn't use the notebook alongside his smarts to climb the corporate and political ladder >instead just starts killing two bit crooks and think he's going to "cleanse the world" that way >gets his location found within days Why are supposed supergeniuses in tv & film always so goddamn stupid?
Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)08:56:49 No.191075587 >>191075609 >>191075771 >>191075847 >>191075905 >>191075946 >>191075971 >>191076123 >>191076172 >>191076588 >>191077107 >>191077407 >>191077524 >>191077617 >>191078977 >>191081697 >>191081863 >>191082061 >>191082101 >>191082187 >>191082340 >>191082425 >>191082612 >>191082815 >>191083349 >>191083537 >>191084136 >>191084439 >>191084491 >>191085788 >supergenius MC >finds a notebook that allows him to kill anyone >gets confirmation that he won't even go to Hell >doesn't use the notebook alongside his smarts to climb the corporate and political ladder >instead just starts killing two bit crooks and think he's going to "cleanse the world" that way >gets his location found within days Why are supposed supergeniuses in tv & film always so goddamn stupid?

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Anon has a girlfriend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Pokemon GO Nearly Cucked Me [Report] Image search: [Google] 2016-07-17 13:01:18 Post No. 30010136 >be me >walking home with gf from uni campus >no one on campus this late in the year >playing Pokemon GO together 73 KB, 900x675 >feels amazing >literally 10/10 wild Chad appears >great genetics etc. >my heart sinks >he speaks a solid 15 minutes about normie stuff >says lel i play that game too >he's so confident >i see gf smiling the whole time he's with us >feelings of inadequacy building >he eventually leaves >gf says (exactly this): 'i dont want to upset you... but he has the ideal look that chinese girls are after' >pepeplusthegun.jpg >play it off like haha yea i can see why What should I have done? Am I right to feel insecure? Am I pathetic? School me on what I should have done. This happened yesterday and I am still thinking about it...
Anonymous Pokemon GO Nearly Cucked Me [Report] Image search: [Google] 2016-07-17 13:01:18 Post No. 30010136 >be me >walking home with gf from uni campus >no one on campus this late in the year >playing Pokemon GO together 73 KB, 900x675 >feels amazing >literally 10/10 wild Chad appears >great genetics etc. >my heart sinks >he speaks a solid 15 minutes about normie stuff >says lel i play that game too >he's so confident >i see gf smiling the whole time he's with us >feelings of inadequacy building >he eventually leaves >gf says (exactly this): 'i dont want to upset you... but he has the ideal look that chinese girls are after' >pepeplusthegun.jpg >play it off like haha yea i can see why What should I have done? Am I right to feel insecure? Am I pathetic? School me on what I should have done. This happened yesterday and I am still thinking about it...

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Index] [Catalog] [Bottom] 1674716370454409167471637(...).png (181 KB, 480x480) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)21:01:16 No.188774475 >>188774516 >> >parents sick and tired of not having grand children yet >father has discussion with me on call while I'm at work V >barely paying attention to what he's talking about >end up agreeing for them to find someone who's willing to marry me >figure no one will take the offer anyways >puts up some ad somewhere with pictures of me attached >mfw multiple women are willing to marry me >mfw they think I'm handsome >mfw he tells me he found a lovely Arabic woman who's super religious >mfw I can barely speak Arabic >mfw I have to break her heart now How the F--- do I fix this situation. Do these sort of events occur in your country? Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)21:02:31 No.188774512 ✓ the day I consider arranged marriage is the day I neck myself
Index] [Catalog] [Bottom] 1674716370454409167471637(...).png (181 KB, 480x480) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)21:01:16 No.188774475 >>188774516 >> >parents sick and tired of not having grand children yet >father has discussion with me on call while I'm at work V >barely paying attention to what he's talking about >end up agreeing for them to find someone who's willing to marry me >figure no one will take the offer anyways >puts up some ad somewhere with pictures of me attached >mfw multiple women are willing to marry me >mfw they think I'm handsome >mfw he tells me he found a lovely Arabic woman who's super religious >mfw I can barely speak Arabic >mfw I have to break her heart now How the F--- do I fix this situation. Do these sort of events occur in your country? Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)21:02:31 No.188774512 ✓ the day I consider arranged marriage is the day I neck myself

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