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Anonymous 10/06/23(Fri)22:41:36 No.907246290 ► >>907246309 >>907246317 >>907247039 >>907247359 >>907248065 >>907248193 >>907248882 >>907249256 >>907249579 >>907250024 >>907250288 >>907250982 >>907251338 >>907252015 >>907252168 >>907252677 >>907253001 File: 187680594_526979428485237(...).jpg (160 KB, 1440x1620) >>907246270 >be me >browsing MDCA before bedtime >that's Mobile Dating Computer App (Application) if you don't know the lingo >find girl >pic related, nice juicy lips >i bet she can suck c--- really well >read her profile >Job: %autism organisation% >me wow cool >message her back and forth a few times >she seems nice >tell her i recognise the organisation she works for >explain that i have an autism diagnosis but i don't understand it >ask her if she wants to meet up, evaluate me and re-diaganosis me herself >she unmatches me >wow >feelsbadman why do people judge others so quickly? Anonymous 10/06/23(Fri)22:44:09 No.907246309 >>907246345 >>907246665 >>907247124 >>907247197 >>907247421 >>907247897 >>907248334 >>907248514 >>907248590 >>907246290 She only wants to evaluate your d---, not your brain anon. Now post the rest of her profile pictures so I can finish masturbating. Anonymous 10/06/23(Fri)22:44:17 No.907246317 >>907246747 >>907247046 >>907247481 >>907247752 >>907248013 >>907248315 >>907248592 >>907246290 anon i can confirm the diagnosis was correct, you don't need to be evaluated by anyone else
Anonymous 10/06/23(Fri)22:41:36 No.907246290 ► >>907246309 >>907246317 >>907247039 >>907247359 >>907248065 >>907248193 >>907248882 >>907249256 >>907249579 >>907250024 >>907250288 >>907250982 >>907251338 >>907252015 >>907252168 >>907252677 >>907253001 File: 187680594_526979428485237(...).jpg (160 KB, 1440x1620) >>907246270 >be me >browsing MDCA before bedtime >that's Mobile Dating Computer App (Application) if you don't know the lingo >find girl >pic related, nice juicy lips >i bet she can suck c--- really well >read her profile >Job: %autism organisation% >me wow cool >message her back and forth a few times >she seems nice >tell her i recognise the organisation she works for >explain that i have an autism diagnosis but i don't understand it >ask her if she wants to meet up, evaluate me and re-diaganosis me herself >she unmatches me >wow >feelsbadman why do people judge others so quickly? Anonymous 10/06/23(Fri)22:44:09 No.907246309 >>907246345 >>907246665 >>907247124 >>907247197 >>907247421 >>907247897 >>907248334 >>907248514 >>907248590 >>907246290 She only wants to evaluate your d---, not your brain anon. Now post the rest of her profile pictures so I can finish masturbating. Anonymous 10/06/23(Fri)22:44:17 No.907246317 >>907246747 >>907247046 >>907247481 >>907247752 >>907248013 >>907248315 >>907248592 >>907246290 anon i can confirm the diagnosis was correct, you don't need to be evaluated by anyone else

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The Ladies' Man | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 26 KB JPG 10/07/23(Sat)03:09:02 No.74986039 >be me >act in a normal masculine way >receive effectively no female attention whatsoever >start to act in a more effeminate, childish and cute way both irl and online >female attention skyrockets Homosexuality solely exists because women seemingly so want men to be f------
Anonymous 26 KB JPG 10/07/23(Sat)03:09:02 No.74986039 >be me >act in a normal masculine way >receive effectively no female attention whatsoever >start to act in a more effeminate, childish and cute way both irl and online >female attention skyrockets Homosexuality solely exists because women seemingly so want men to be f------

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What happened to being normal? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/07/23(Sat)03:23:16 No.74986763 leslie.png 714 KB PNG >Bisexual >Can't mention that to anyone because they'll automatically assume I'm a turbof g who makes it my entire identity >If I don't mention it everyone assumes I'm an evil homophobe who wants to brutally murder everyone who doesn't look and act like me >If you don't make your sexuality your entire personality, you lose >If you ever mention your sexuality, you lose What the f--- happened to being normal??
: Anonymous 10/07/23(Sat)03:23:16 No.74986763 leslie.png 714 KB PNG >Bisexual >Can't mention that to anyone because they'll automatically assume I'm a turbof g who makes it my entire identity >If I don't mention it everyone assumes I'm an evil homophobe who wants to brutally murder everyone who doesn't look and act like me >If you don't make your sexuality your entire personality, you lose >If you ever mention your sexuality, you lose What the f--- happened to being normal??

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Anon on xQc. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 170 KB JPG life 08/02/23(Wed)02:57:33 No.74244663 >speaks unintelligibly >provides NO reactions whatsoever >100% of "iconic xqc clips" are either clips of him staring blankly at something with no reactions or him saying "I-l-l-uh-l d-d- du-l-uh-" >Top earning streamer that earns money per month more than I will ever do in my What is wrong with the human race?
Anonymous 170 KB JPG life 08/02/23(Wed)02:57:33 No.74244663 >speaks unintelligibly >provides NO reactions whatsoever >100% of "iconic xqc clips" are either clips of him staring blankly at something with no reactions or him saying "I-l-l-uh-l d-d- du-l-uh-" >Top earning streamer that earns money per month more than I will ever do in my What is wrong with the human race?

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Anon watches Courage | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/30/23(Sat)17:13:49 No.190465464 O 1000 3bd30936d82350a1663b76cc6f3270e5f5206452343485e84f679cf4de374 1.59 MB JPG >film director >big nose and clunky glasses >promises fame and glory yet has a sinister plan underneath it all What did they mean by this?
: Anonymous 09/30/23(Sat)17:13:49 No.190465464 O 1000 3bd30936d82350a1663b76cc6f3270e5f5206452343485e84f679cf4de374 1.59 MB JPG >film director >big nose and clunky glasses >promises fame and glory yet has a sinister plan underneath it all What did they mean by this?

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Family Fantasy | /r/Greentext

10/06/23(Fri)23:09:41 >looking at aerospace jobs cuz smart f-- >find a really good looking job about expanding the ISS and s--- >start reading benefits salary etc >depending on your seniority you get between 80-200k per year >401k, disability benefits, equity, discounts and some stores, PTO, Anonymous When the Schizo pill ki ksin 3.77 MB GIF No.74984210 >12 Weeks family leave for both parents >BOTH >I'D GET TIME OFF >IT'S F------ PAID >12 WEEKS F------ PAID. initiating biological mind f--- >oh my god 12 weeks with my wife and future kid oh that would be awesome, id take them on trips i can fly them out with the salary we could do so much >30 seconds elapse >snap back to reality NGMI i'd anhero but dad would be sad PIC REL
10/06/23(Fri)23:09:41 >looking at aerospace jobs cuz smart f-- >find a really good looking job about expanding the ISS and s--- >start reading benefits salary etc >depending on your seniority you get between 80-200k per year >401k, disability benefits, equity, discounts and some stores, PTO, Anonymous When the Schizo pill ki ksin 3.77 MB GIF No.74984210 >12 Weeks family leave for both parents >BOTH >I'D GET TIME OFF >IT'S F------ PAID >12 WEEKS F------ PAID. initiating biological mind f--- >oh my god 12 weeks with my wife and future kid oh that would be awesome, id take them on trips i can fly them out with the salary we could do so much >30 seconds elapse >snap back to reality NGMI i'd anhero but dad would be sad PIC REL

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In Her Presence | /r/Greentext

10/06/23(Fri)23:20:54 No.74984317 >just got an amazing h------ from a really sexy h----- >literally one of the sexiest hookers ive had >felt so good and made me c-- buckets >swallowed my c-- and put my head in her mouth while I came and her soft lips felt insane and made me c-- even harder >said she wants me to f--- her next time >hard remembering it and it just happened 10 minutes ago >she commented on how big my load was Anonymous 56 KB PNG Feels good man. Im happy I met this woman she is sexy as hell and nice
10/06/23(Fri)23:20:54 No.74984317 >just got an amazing h------ from a really sexy h----- >literally one of the sexiest hookers ive had >felt so good and made me c-- buckets >swallowed my c-- and put my head in her mouth while I came and her soft lips felt insane and made me c-- even harder >said she wants me to f--- her next time >hard remembering it and it just happened 10 minutes ago >she commented on how big my load was Anonymous 56 KB PNG Feels good man. Im happy I met this woman she is sexy as hell and nice

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Hugh Jackman’s new memoir | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/06/23(Fri)19:11:02 No.190690105 attachment-norm-macdonald-rest-in-peace.jpg 66 KB JPG >>190689948 (OP) # Hugh Jackman is releasing a new bombshell memoir. The name of the book? I Jack Men >>190690144 # >>190690253 # >>190690292 # >>190690413 # >>190690483 # >>190690737 # >>190690934 # >>190691949 # >>190692162 # >>190692277 # >>190692496 # >>190692653 # >>190693196 # >>190693429 # >>190693953 # >>190694459 # >>190694709 #
Anonymous 10/06/23(Fri)19:11:02 No.190690105 attachment-norm-macdonald-rest-in-peace.jpg 66 KB JPG >>190689948 (OP) # Hugh Jackman is releasing a new bombshell memoir. The name of the book? I Jack Men >>190690144 # >>190690253 # >>190690292 # >>190690413 # >>190690483 # >>190690737 # >>190690934 # >>190691949 # >>190692162 # >>190692277 # >>190692496 # >>190692653 # >>190693196 # >>190693429 # >>190693953 # >>190694459 # >>190694709 #

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Digital Dwellers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 30 KB JPG 10/06/23 (Fri)16:57:43 No.74980857 average person on reddit >married >has a nice job >owns a home >had friends >well liked average 4chan user >unemployed or working at amazon >never had a girlfriend before >lives in childhood room >never showers >hated by everyone
Anonymous 30 KB JPG 10/06/23 (Fri)16:57:43 No.74980857 average person on reddit >married >has a nice job >owns a home >had friends >well liked average 4chan user >unemployed or working at amazon >never had a girlfriend before >lives in childhood room >never showers >hated by everyone

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They can't keep getting away with this | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 382 KB PNG 10/07/23(Sat)07:03:43 No.653326928 >Archery in real life is based on your strength and upper body muscle mass >It's a DEX class weapon in the game >Most one handed sword types are based on your speed rather than muscle mass >It's a STR class weapon in the game Why do they keep doing this?
Anonymous 382 KB PNG 10/07/23(Sat)07:03:43 No.653326928 >Archery in real life is based on your strength and upper body muscle mass >It's a DEX class weapon in the game >Most one handed sword types are based on your speed rather than muscle mass >It's a STR class weapon in the game Why do they keep doing this?

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Anon hates radio music | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 08/02/23 (Wed)07:31:32 No.74241962 nelson-armpit-fart.gif 1.4 MB GIF >enter room with radio on >LOVEMELOVEMELOVEMELOVEME >RULETHEWORLDRULETHEWORLDRULETH- >(slurring drooling nasally percussively spittle spraying speak-singing/jail slam poetry) >(high pitch falsetto submissive broken male crying about women or existing or something) is this some sort of emotional disregulator device? how do people listen to this all day?
:Anonymous 08/02/23 (Wed)07:31:32 No.74241962 nelson-armpit-fart.gif 1.4 MB GIF >enter room with radio on >LOVEMELOVEMELOVEMELOVEME >RULETHEWORLDRULETHEWORLDRULETH- >(slurring drooling nasally percussively spittle spraying speak-singing/jail slam poetry) >(high pitch falsetto submissive broken male crying about women or existing or something) is this some sort of emotional disregulator device? how do people listen to this all day?

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A Lonely Vigil | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 42 KB JPG 10/06/23(Fri)03:48:43 No.907215051 >be me >uni >sit next to this 7/10 >she jokes and acts nice with me >when lesson ends she says >"see you tomorrow, kay?" >go home happy >next daay, go to same lesson hoping to see her >see her >she's hugging another guy, i try to say hello but she looks the other way someone up there does not like me i guess.
Anonymous 42 KB JPG 10/06/23(Fri)03:48:43 No.907215051 >be me >uni >sit next to this 7/10 >she jokes and acts nice with me >when lesson ends she says >"see you tomorrow, kay?" >go home happy >next daay, go to same lesson hoping to see her >see her >she's hugging another guy, i try to say hello but she looks the other way someone up there does not like me i guess.

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Anon is a fucking retard | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot 2023-09-25 2.2(...).png (87 KB, 224x224) Are they stupid? Anonymous 10/06/23(Fri)17:43:44 No.907251585 >>907251821 People have called me a p-------- for saving lolis, I also have shota and loli+shota does that make me a f------ p--------? Anonymous 10/06/23(Fri)17:50:07 No.907251821 >>907251585 (OP) Yes you f------ retard.
File: Screenshot 2023-09-25 2.2(...).png (87 KB, 224x224) Are they stupid? Anonymous 10/06/23(Fri)17:43:44 No.907251585 >>907251821 People have called me a p-------- for saving lolis, I also have shota and loli+shota does that make me a f------ p--------? Anonymous 10/06/23(Fri)17:50:07 No.907251821 >>907251585 (OP) Yes you f------ retard.

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Modern solution | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: tRBBpVB/ 33 KB JPG 10/06/23(Fri)08:10:13 No.56296469 >Applying for a dream job >Forgot to replace the [company name] with the company name in my cover letter 151 KB PNG Looks like I'll be staying in my job for a bit longer Anonymous (ID: dufP1RR6 10/06/23(Fri)08:18:55 No.56296530 >>56296469 (OP) # >applying for a job
: Anonymous (ID: tRBBpVB/ 33 KB JPG 10/06/23(Fri)08:10:13 No.56296469 >Applying for a dream job >Forgot to replace the [company name] with the company name in my cover letter 151 KB PNG Looks like I'll be staying in my job for a bit longer Anonymous (ID: dufP1RR6 10/06/23(Fri)08:18:55 No.56296530 >>56296469 (OP) # >applying for a job

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This is what happens when you get banned from 4chan (not me btw) | /r/Greentext

10:46 You are banned! ;_; You have been banned from all boards for posting >>>/int/188246913, a violation of Global Rule 3: You will not post the following outside of /b/: - Racism Your ban was filed on October 5th, 2023 and expires on October 8th, 2023 at 11:12 ET, which is 2 days from now. 4channel.org - Privado According to our server, your IP is were posting with was Anonymous. 4chan YOU ARE BANNED Home Because of the short length of your ban, you may not appeal it. Please check back when your ban has expired. According to our server, your IP is: were posting with was Anonymous. You have also been banned from /int/ for posting >>188247962, a violation of Rule 1: /int/ only allows respectful discussion of other cultures. Your ban was filed on October 5th, 2023 and expires on October 8th, 2023 at 13:53 ET, which is 2 days and 4 hours from now. The name you News Blog Because of the short length of your ban, you may not appeal it. Please check back when your ban has expired. Adveruse 88 The name you FAQ TTCSS Rules Support 4chan
10:46 You are banned! ;_; You have been banned from all boards for posting >>>/int/188246913, a violation of Global Rule 3: You will not post the following outside of /b/: - Racism Your ban was filed on October 5th, 2023 and expires on October 8th, 2023 at 11:12 ET, which is 2 days from now. 4channel.org - Privado According to our server, your IP is were posting with was Anonymous. 4chan YOU ARE BANNED Home Because of the short length of your ban, you may not appeal it. Please check back when your ban has expired. According to our server, your IP is: were posting with was Anonymous. You have also been banned from /int/ for posting >>188247962, a violation of Rule 1: /int/ only allows respectful discussion of other cultures. Your ban was filed on October 5th, 2023 and expires on October 8th, 2023 at 13:53 ET, which is 2 days and 4 hours from now. The name you News Blog Because of the short length of your ban, you may not appeal it. Please check back when your ban has expired. Adveruse 88 The name you FAQ TTCSS Rules Support 4chan

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Anon how?? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous The Eternal Nofap: 400,000 Min(...) 3.76 MB GIF Hail! Hail! Hail! 10/06/23(Fri)08:24:55 No.74974229 I have gone over 400,000 minutes without masturbating, robots. I cannot be stopped. I will not be stopped. I shall nofap until my dying breath. In the name of Saint Elliot I suffer, always and forever. Nofap Aeterna
: Anonymous The Eternal Nofap: 400,000 Min(...) 3.76 MB GIF Hail! Hail! Hail! 10/06/23(Fri)08:24:55 No.74974229 I have gone over 400,000 minutes without masturbating, robots. I cannot be stopped. I will not be stopped. I shall nofap until my dying breath. In the name of Saint Elliot I suffer, always and forever. Nofap Aeterna

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Tainted Soul | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 84 KB PNG 10/06/23(Fri)15:49:24 No.74980215 > Be me (M 22 Virgin) > Hanging out with friend (M 24) and crush (F 25) >Crush is a petite tomboy > Crush gets hungry and decides to go out for takeout. Friend follows. > Alone > Horny > Sees bag on the couch. It's hers. > Absolute degenerate thought comes in > I open it and rummage through the bag > First thing I see: Underwear > Jackpot > Take it and run to the bathroom > I sniff it like a vacuum and j------- to it > Enjoy every second knowing I am holding and jerking off to crush's underwear. Unloads on toilet > Feelsgoodman.jpg > I return the underwear neatly > Friend and crush eventually returns with food > Enjoy the rest of the day > Night comes and my friend is gonna take a bath > I see him take his clothes from the bag I took the underwear from > What > I look over and see my crush getting her charger from a different bag > Realization sets in > Ohdeargod.jpg > I die inside > tfw I realized I jerked off to a dude's underwear > tfw I couldn't tell apart a guy's brief from a woman's sports bra > tfw I'm retarded Well anons at least I got my karma after doing something unspeakable.
Anonymous 84 KB PNG 10/06/23(Fri)15:49:24 No.74980215 > Be me (M 22 Virgin) > Hanging out with friend (M 24) and crush (F 25) >Crush is a petite tomboy > Crush gets hungry and decides to go out for takeout. Friend follows. > Alone > Horny > Sees bag on the couch. It's hers. > Absolute degenerate thought comes in > I open it and rummage through the bag > First thing I see: Underwear > Jackpot > Take it and run to the bathroom > I sniff it like a vacuum and j------- to it > Enjoy every second knowing I am holding and jerking off to crush's underwear. Unloads on toilet > Feelsgoodman.jpg > I return the underwear neatly > Friend and crush eventually returns with food > Enjoy the rest of the day > Night comes and my friend is gonna take a bath > I see him take his clothes from the bag I took the underwear from > What > I look over and see my crush getting her charger from a different bag > Realization sets in > Ohdeargod.jpg > I die inside > tfw I realized I jerked off to a dude's underwear > tfw I couldn't tell apart a guy's brief from a woman's sports bra > tfw I'm retarded Well anons at least I got my karma after doing something unspeakable.

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Anon disowns his brother | /r/Greentext

mas 375.jpg 73 KB JPG >Younger bother has started watching Andrew Tate. >Has started calling himself Top G >Thinks he's chad and all women are stupid bimbos. >Listens only to mumble rap >Started taking protein powder but doesnt lift as much as he should.
mas 375.jpg 73 KB JPG >Younger bother has started watching Andrew Tate. >Has started calling himself Top G >Thinks he's chad and all women are stupid bimbos. >Listens only to mumble rap >Started taking protein powder but doesnt lift as much as he should.

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Anon finds out about the little happy things in life | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 64 KB JPG easy bros? 10/06/23(Fri)06:06:25 No.74973337 >Craving something comforting and sweet >Decide to microwave some milk with cinnamon >Decide to mix in a little honey too >Take a sip >Suddenly feel a little happier Is true inner peace and comfort really this
:Anonymous 64 KB JPG easy bros? 10/06/23(Fri)06:06:25 No.74973337 >Craving something comforting and sweet >Decide to microwave some milk with cinnamon >Decide to mix in a little honey too >Take a sip >Suddenly feel a little happier Is true inner peace and comfort really this

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Anon sleeps with the creepy crawlers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 248 KB PNG 10/05/23(Thu)22:35:17 No.74972641 >havent change my bed sheets in 3 months Usually my mom tends to change my bed sheets but she suddenly stopped this year out of the sudden. Its been a week since I ve been thinking of: >"Yeah... You know what... Today I gotta make myself some time so I can change the bedsheets and make my bed" And I never end up getting it done. Its over.
Anonymous 248 KB PNG 10/05/23(Thu)22:35:17 No.74972641 >havent change my bed sheets in 3 months Usually my mom tends to change my bed sheets but she suddenly stopped this year out of the sudden. Its been a week since I ve been thinking of: >"Yeah... You know what... Today I gotta make myself some time so I can change the bedsheets and make my bed" And I never end up getting it done. Its over.

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