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: Anonymous 227 KB PNG 10/04/23(Wed)06:13:01 No.652979170 >install a repack from fitgirl >chink music starts playing >cpu, memory and disk goes to 100% instantly >internet stops working >pc starts beeping and overheating >fans go full speed >40 new processes appear in task manager >explorer.exe has stopped working >can't even mute the chink music cause the repack installer is frozen >all disks not initialized >mouse starts moving at 5fps >keyboard stops working >wallpaper disappears >random system sounds playing >monitors turn black >monitors turn on again >everything goes back to normal. >thanks for installing from fitgirl! >game works fine Always a pleasure.
: Anonymous 227 KB PNG 10/04/23(Wed)06:13:01 No.652979170 >install a repack from fitgirl >chink music starts playing >cpu, memory and disk goes to 100% instantly >internet stops working >pc starts beeping and overheating >fans go full speed >40 new processes appear in task manager >explorer.exe has stopped working >can't even mute the chink music cause the repack installer is frozen >all disks not initialized >mouse starts moving at 5fps >keyboard stops working >wallpaper disappears >random system sounds playing >monitors turn black >monitors turn on again >everything goes back to normal. >thanks for installing from fitgirl! >game works fine Always a pleasure.

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anon IS a house spider | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 201 KB JPG 6 Replies 10/04/23(Wed)02:44:40 No.74950713 >spider on ceiling above me >scared of spiders >don't want to wake family >remember house spiders are horny af and just looking for gf he literally me View Thread
Anonymous 201 KB JPG 6 Replies 10/04/23(Wed)02:44:40 No.74950713 >spider on ceiling above me >scared of spiders >don't want to wake family >remember house spiders are horny af and just looking for gf he literally me View Thread

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Alien to Zoomers | /r/Greentext

6m (10/4 8:52) · 74951460-3 Re - 1 Img PNG 364KB (774 × 718) · 1689134251260049.png 2 Replies With >26 but zoomers think I'm 17-19 >very young boyish good looks >contradicts my huge man hands, vice grip and scars from years of grueling manual labor >they think you're one of the guys >they think you're bussin >till they learn you're almost a decade older than them >the zoomettes like it >the zoomer guys freak out and try to gatekeep hard >when they're the ones who dragged me into their group in the first place Zoomers are strange. I hung out with 30 year old vagrants and criminals when I was in their age and didn't disrespect people just because they were older than me.
6m (10/4 8:52) · 74951460-3 Re - 1 Img PNG 364KB (774 × 718) · 1689134251260049.png 2 Replies With >26 but zoomers think I'm 17-19 >very young boyish good looks >contradicts my huge man hands, vice grip and scars from years of grueling manual labor >they think you're one of the guys >they think you're bussin >till they learn you're almost a decade older than them >the zoomettes like it >the zoomer guys freak out and try to gatekeep hard >when they're the ones who dragged me into their group in the first place Zoomers are strange. I hung out with 30 year old vagrants and criminals when I was in their age and didn't disrespect people just because they were older than me.

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Anon needs this symbol found | /r/Greentext

10/03/23(Tue)13:14:23 Anonymous Simbology What's this? 10/03/23(Tue)13:19:13 Anonymous >>36070477 Pregnant arrow 646 KB jpg No.36070477 No.36070527
10/03/23(Tue)13:14:23 Anonymous Simbology What's this? 10/03/23(Tue)13:19:13 Anonymous >>36070477 Pregnant arrow 646 KB jpg No.36070477 No.36070527

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Anon is a goth | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/04/23 (Wed)11:48:16 No.907111536 >be me, a goth >also disabled, joints are mildly f----- >need a cane, have one to match my style because when all your choices are s--- you still gotta man up and pick one, and I rather look cringe than crippled >have an appointment to a place that's located at the local mall >show up 30 minutes early because I can't gamble beforehand how good my legs are each day and rather safe than sorry >place has a disabled seat in the front, sit on it because f--- you I'm disabled >later the same week read the local newspaper, there's a Reader Complaint about how insolent teenagers are these days >start reading gleefully because Imao f--- them kids >this old lady complains about seeing some teenager casually lounging in seating at the mall that should have been reserved for the elderly >mfw I recognize myself from the description of "boy with black-and-purple hair" >mfw I'm f------ 27
Anonymous 10/04/23 (Wed)11:48:16 No.907111536 >be me, a goth >also disabled, joints are mildly f----- >need a cane, have one to match my style because when all your choices are s--- you still gotta man up and pick one, and I rather look cringe than crippled >have an appointment to a place that's located at the local mall >show up 30 minutes early because I can't gamble beforehand how good my legs are each day and rather safe than sorry >place has a disabled seat in the front, sit on it because f--- you I'm disabled >later the same week read the local newspaper, there's a Reader Complaint about how insolent teenagers are these days >start reading gleefully because Imao f--- them kids >this old lady complains about seeing some teenager casually lounging in seating at the mall that should have been reserved for the elderly >mfw I recognize myself from the description of "boy with black-and-purple hair" >mfw I'm f------ 27

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Bizarro /v/ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 472 KB JPG : Anonymous 147 KB JPG : Anonymous 8 KB JPG >>652909705 # : Anonymous 31 KB JPG 10/03/23(Tue)15:00:16 No.652902340 >quality of death features 10/03/23(Tue)15:28:31 No.652904049 >heavy novels 10/03/23(Tue)15:30:51 No.652904185 >>652902340 (OP) # >Fake time strategy game 10/03/23(Tue)15:31:59 No.652904251 >>652902340 (OP) # >op is straight
: Anonymous 472 KB JPG : Anonymous 147 KB JPG : Anonymous 8 KB JPG >>652909705 # : Anonymous 31 KB JPG 10/03/23(Tue)15:00:16 No.652902340 >quality of death features 10/03/23(Tue)15:28:31 No.652904049 >heavy novels 10/03/23(Tue)15:30:51 No.652904185 >>652902340 (OP) # >Fake time strategy game 10/03/23(Tue)15:31:59 No.652904251 >>652902340 (OP) # >op is straight

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Anon his parents are pride of him | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 211 KB PNG 10/03/23(Tue) 19:03:34 No.74945396 >Be 17 >work a landscaping job, actually like it and think I want to do trades >"we aren't going to pay for you to be a loser" >fine, interest in wars so I'll take history >"we aren't paying for a useless degree" >whatever take CS >now in year 3 B average tell parents it's B+ >"wow, real pride you are" >mfw
: Anonymous 211 KB PNG 10/03/23(Tue) 19:03:34 No.74945396 >Be 17 >work a landscaping job, actually like it and think I want to do trades >"we aren't going to pay for you to be a loser" >fine, interest in wars so I'll take history >"we aren't paying for a useless degree" >whatever take CS >now in year 3 B average tell parents it's B+ >"wow, real pride you are" >mfw

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Anon didn't read the fine print | /r/Greentext

「法」 No. 14848718 43 minutes ago e104fe3483ec07443bbe23052a5236a9.jpg JPG 119.8 KB 997x1273 >disowned by mom for being trans >moved in with supportive aunt last october >aunt is part of some schizo female-worship witch cult >she introduces me to her old lady witch friends and everyone is nice >feel supported and accepted as a girl for the first time which is great >join their weird nonsense rituals which seem like harmless roleplaying fun >just learned the drinks they've been giving me are period blood ... :
「法」 No. 14848718 43 minutes ago e104fe3483ec07443bbe23052a5236a9.jpg JPG 119.8 KB 997x1273 >disowned by mom for being trans >moved in with supportive aunt last october >aunt is part of some schizo female-worship witch cult >she introduces me to her old lady witch friends and everyone is nice >feel supported and accepted as a girl for the first time which is great >join their weird nonsense rituals which seem like harmless roleplaying fun >just learned the drinks they've been giving me are period blood ... :

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Anon disowns his brother? | /r/Greentext

mat >Younger bother has started watching Andrew Tate. >Has started calling himself Top G >Thinks he's chad and all women are stupid bimbos. >Listens only to mumble rap >Started taking protein powder but doesnt lift as much as he should.
mat >Younger bother has started watching Andrew Tate. >Has started calling himself Top G >Thinks he's chad and all women are stupid bimbos. >Listens only to mumble rap >Started taking protein powder but doesnt lift as much as he should.

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Master chef | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 16 KB JPG > fml 09/29/23 (Fri)17:33:58 No.74900158 > be me > studentfag > also known as a walking kitchen disaster > decide to cook rice for the first time in forever > somehow cooked it wrong and made porridge
Anonymous 16 KB JPG > fml 09/29/23 (Fri)17:33:58 No.74900158 > be me > studentfag > also known as a walking kitchen disaster > decide to cook rice for the first time in forever > somehow cooked it wrong and made porridge

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Its almost like they were made by 2 different studios | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/30/23(Sat) 20:54:31 No.652575910 >>652575712 # Max Payne 1: >Outside, the mercury was falling fast. It was colder than the devils heart, raining ice pitchforks as if the heavens were ready to fall. Max Payne 2: >The past is like a broken mirror, as you piece it together you cut yourself. Your image keeps shifting and you change with it. 139 KB PNG Max Payne 3: >Say what you want about Americans but we understand capitalism. You buy yourself a product and you get what you pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. CFOF76086 4 CrO576107+ CFOF76010 +
: Anonymous 09/30/23(Sat) 20:54:31 No.652575910 >>652575712 # Max Payne 1: >Outside, the mercury was falling fast. It was colder than the devils heart, raining ice pitchforks as if the heavens were ready to fall. Max Payne 2: >The past is like a broken mirror, as you piece it together you cut yourself. Your image keeps shifting and you change with it. 139 KB PNG Max Payne 3: >Say what you want about Americans but we understand capitalism. You buy yourself a product and you get what you pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. CFOF76086 4 CrO576107+ CFOF76010 +

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Anon realising he is dream smoking | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue)21:39:19 No.907080981 41 KB JPG >made out with a smoker 3 weeks ago >She did her best to cover it, but I could still tell >vigorously flossed and took mouthwash when I went home >Every time I've flossed since, it releases a disgusting putrid smoke flavor Have I ruined myself. Do you carry with you apart of the person you've kissed forever?
Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue)21:39:19 No.907080981 41 KB JPG >made out with a smoker 3 weeks ago >She did her best to cover it, but I could still tell >vigorously flossed and took mouthwash when I went home >Every time I've flossed since, it releases a disgusting putrid smoke flavor Have I ruined myself. Do you carry with you apart of the person you've kissed forever?

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Anon discovers how to get girls | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous you are all Wrong 411 KB JPG 10/03/23(Tue)17:59:53 No.74944919 >shower >girls who knew me since forever talk to me more and even try to flirt But why, you didn't like me before, why like me now? Is this like encouragement or something?
:Anonymous you are all Wrong 411 KB JPG 10/03/23(Tue)17:59:53 No.74944919 >shower >girls who knew me since forever talk to me more and even try to flirt But why, you didn't like me before, why like me now? Is this like encouragement or something?

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Anon evaluates his taste in women | /r/Greentext

sddefault.jpg 33 KB JPG >My only two relationships have been purple haired chicks with mental issues >Previous break up culminated in her chucking a bong at me then trying to stab me with one of the shards after it shattered >Decide that i need to start dating sane women who are good for me >Go to christian singles event with friend (I'm not religious) >Start chatting with 6.5/10 black lady >Convo starts casual but very quickly gets very personal and intimate >She describes having "visions" where she sees angels in the night sky. She also explains that there is a demon named "Jerome" who is personally conspiring against her and that god sends her cryptic clues in her dreams that she can use to protect herself from Jerome. >Instantly feel super attracted to her >Why the f--- am I like this
sddefault.jpg 33 KB JPG >My only two relationships have been purple haired chicks with mental issues >Previous break up culminated in her chucking a bong at me then trying to stab me with one of the shards after it shattered >Decide that i need to start dating sane women who are good for me >Go to christian singles event with friend (I'm not religious) >Start chatting with 6.5/10 black lady >Convo starts casual but very quickly gets very personal and intimate >She describes having "visions" where she sees angels in the night sky. She also explains that there is a demon named "Jerome" who is personally conspiring against her and that god sends her cryptic clues in her dreams that she can use to protect herself from Jerome. >Instantly feel super attracted to her >Why the f--- am I like this

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

sample_4bdc83866870bf81411e2de8dbaba44c.jpg 69 KB JPG >4chinners hate women >4chinners want relationships >4chinners are like 99% male >why dont 4chinners date guys? is there a lore reason? are they stupid?
sample_4bdc83866870bf81411e2de8dbaba44c.jpg 69 KB JPG >4chinners hate women >4chinners want relationships >4chinners are like 99% male >why dont 4chinners date guys? is there a lore reason? are they stupid?

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Anon got popular | /r/Greentext

: onymous 12/27/18(Thu)12:26:40 No.788358682 >be me >sophomore in highschool >1999 >picked on EVERY. F------. DAY >always "haha you're a f----- anon" "f--- anon he's weird" "get a life anon" 9 KB JPG >then one day something happened >something magical >FUCKINGCOLUMBINE.Jpeg >suddenly I'm not so weird >suddenly people say "hey anon how you doing today?" "Hey anon there's a party at chads house tonight you should come" >mfw columbine improved my highschool life 500% because these normies thought I was gonna go Library squad on them Felt good man.
: onymous 12/27/18(Thu)12:26:40 No.788358682 >be me >sophomore in highschool >1999 >picked on EVERY. F------. DAY >always "haha you're a f----- anon" "f--- anon he's weird" "get a life anon" 9 KB JPG >then one day something happened >something magical >FUCKINGCOLUMBINE.Jpeg >suddenly I'm not so weird >suddenly people say "hey anon how you doing today?" "Hey anon there's a party at chads house tonight you should come" >mfw columbine improved my highschool life 500% because these normies thought I was gonna go Library squad on them Felt good man.

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Anon is depressed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>74945396 (OP) # >be me 18 >get trade >try to go to college for electrical engineering >need fasfa 10/03/23(Tue)19:18:20 No.74945515 >need parents tax returns since I have never had a job or lived on my own >parents hadnt filed the for 3 years >cant get fasfa >working as an electrician helper only earning 16 dollars an hour >still living with parents because I can afford to live on my own >try to go to college again >apply for fasfa >need to put parents taxes in because I still live with them >have to add in my own taxes too >fasfa rejected because the household income is too high >nobody earns enough to pay for my college >continue working trade job for 16 an hour >work really hard >put in more overtime than all electricians >think I can turn this into a career >get fired >dad dies >sell tools to help mom pay bills >lose house >mom and me move in with grandma >blame parents >blame myself >blame world >sink into depression >unemployed, no will to try again, become shut-in incel loser with no social life I have no idea what to do anymore the one purpose I thought I had disappeared >>74945874 # >>74945893 #
: Anonymous >>74945396 (OP) # >be me 18 >get trade >try to go to college for electrical engineering >need fasfa 10/03/23(Tue)19:18:20 No.74945515 >need parents tax returns since I have never had a job or lived on my own >parents hadnt filed the for 3 years >cant get fasfa >working as an electrician helper only earning 16 dollars an hour >still living with parents because I can afford to live on my own >try to go to college again >apply for fasfa >need to put parents taxes in because I still live with them >have to add in my own taxes too >fasfa rejected because the household income is too high >nobody earns enough to pay for my college >continue working trade job for 16 an hour >work really hard >put in more overtime than all electricians >think I can turn this into a career >get fired >dad dies >sell tools to help mom pay bills >lose house >mom and me move in with grandma >blame parents >blame myself >blame world >sink into depression >unemployed, no will to try again, become shut-in incel loser with no social life I have no idea what to do anymore the one purpose I thought I had disappeared >>74945874 # >>74945893 #

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Why is Wesker looking at the tyrant's crotch? Is he gay? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue)09:41:17 No.652878197 Tyrant original_pose_resident evil_2_remake.png 1.93 MB PNG >stealthy assassin unit >8ft, huge muscles and inhumanly pale Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue)10:07:31 No.652880528 maxresdefault (53).jpg 63 KB JPG >>652878197 (OP) # >the ultimate lifeform >gets taken down by a single rocket launcher >>652880628 # >>652881838 # >>652882609 #
Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue)09:41:17 No.652878197 Tyrant original_pose_resident evil_2_remake.png 1.93 MB PNG >stealthy assassin unit >8ft, huge muscles and inhumanly pale Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue)10:07:31 No.652880528 maxresdefault (53).jpg 63 KB JPG >>652878197 (OP) # >the ultimate lifeform >gets taken down by a single rocket launcher >>652880628 # >>652881838 # >>652882609 #

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Anon communicates with women | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue)08:12:17 No.907056699 >Be me a few minutes ago >Be at school and the first 2 lessons got cancelled >hell yeah.jpg >Decide I'll go to a store to buy chewing gum >On my way >Notice two QT3 3.14's on the other side of the road >One has a Jurassic Park hoodie >MFW I'm Jurassic Pilled >I'm wearing a jurassic park t-shirt today, but it's hidden under my normie hoodie 46 KB PNG >Idea.jpg >look at the girl and say 0000 like an autistic kid >Pull up my hoodie somewhat, revealing my epic shirt >They say "Oh"and start giggling a bit, while we get out of each others eyesight What the f--- is wrong with me?
:Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue)08:12:17 No.907056699 >Be me a few minutes ago >Be at school and the first 2 lessons got cancelled >hell yeah.jpg >Decide I'll go to a store to buy chewing gum >On my way >Notice two QT3 3.14's on the other side of the road >One has a Jurassic Park hoodie >MFW I'm Jurassic Pilled >I'm wearing a jurassic park t-shirt today, but it's hidden under my normie hoodie 46 KB PNG >Idea.jpg >look at the girl and say 0000 like an autistic kid >Pull up my hoodie somewhat, revealing my epic shirt >They say "Oh"and start giggling a bit, while we get out of each others eyesight What the f--- is wrong with me?

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Anon speaks the truth | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue) 10:44:59 No.74941996 The dating life of the average crystal cafe toastie >dates douchebag guys exclusively for their looks >complains that all the guys she dates are douchebags who pump and dump her >says this proves all men are like this >gets suggestion to perhaps prioritize something besides looks >says that all men are exactly the same so she might as well only date the hot ones, then reports the person who dared suggest she date anything besides an abusechad for being a man and gets their post deleted >changes nothing about her dating habits >continues to get pumped and dumped and abused until she's too old for even abusechads to bother with her any more >becomes cat lady >blames all men EXCEPT the abusechads themselves for her life turning out this way
: Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue) 10:44:59 No.74941996 The dating life of the average crystal cafe toastie >dates douchebag guys exclusively for their looks >complains that all the guys she dates are douchebags who pump and dump her >says this proves all men are like this >gets suggestion to perhaps prioritize something besides looks >says that all men are exactly the same so she might as well only date the hot ones, then reports the person who dared suggest she date anything besides an abusechad for being a man and gets their post deleted >changes nothing about her dating habits >continues to get pumped and dumped and abused until she's too old for even abusechads to bother with her any more >becomes cat lady >blames all men EXCEPT the abusechads themselves for her life turning out this way

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