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: onymous 12/27/18(Thu)12:26:40 No.788358682 >be me >sophomore in highschool >1999 >picked on EVERY. F------. DAY >always "haha you're a f----- anon" "f--- anon he's weird" "get a life anon" 9 KB JPG >then one day something happened >something magical >FUCKINGCOLUMBINE.Jpeg >suddenly I'm not so weird >suddenly people say "hey anon how you doing today?" "Hey anon there's a party at chads house tonight you should come" >mfw columbine improved my highschool life 500% because these normies thought I was gonna go Library squad on them Felt good man.
: onymous 12/27/18(Thu)12:26:40 No.788358682 >be me >sophomore in highschool >1999 >picked on EVERY. F------. DAY >always "haha you're a f----- anon" "f--- anon he's weird" "get a life anon" 9 KB JPG >then one day something happened >something magical >FUCKINGCOLUMBINE.Jpeg >suddenly I'm not so weird >suddenly people say "hey anon how you doing today?" "Hey anon there's a party at chads house tonight you should come" >mfw columbine improved my highschool life 500% because these normies thought I was gonna go Library squad on them Felt good man.

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: Anonymous >>74945396 (OP) # >be me 18 >get trade >try to go to college for electrical engineering >need fasfa 10/03/23(Tue)19:18:20 No.74945515 >need parents tax returns since I have never had a job or lived on my own >parents hadnt filed the for 3 years >cant get fasfa >working as an electrician helper only earning 16 dollars an hour >still living with parents because I can afford to live on my own >try to go to college again >apply for fasfa >need to put parents taxes in because I still live with them >have to add in my own taxes too >fasfa rejected because the household income is too high >nobody earns enough to pay for my college >continue working trade job for 16 an hour >work really hard >put in more overtime than all electricians >think I can turn this into a career >get fired >dad dies >sell tools to help mom pay bills >lose house >mom and me move in with grandma >blame parents >blame myself >blame world >sink into depression >unemployed, no will to try again, become shut-in incel loser with no social life I have no idea what to do anymore the one purpose I thought I had disappeared >>74945874 # >>74945893 #
: Anonymous >>74945396 (OP) # >be me 18 >get trade >try to go to college for electrical engineering >need fasfa 10/03/23(Tue)19:18:20 No.74945515 >need parents tax returns since I have never had a job or lived on my own >parents hadnt filed the for 3 years >cant get fasfa >working as an electrician helper only earning 16 dollars an hour >still living with parents because I can afford to live on my own >try to go to college again >apply for fasfa >need to put parents taxes in because I still live with them >have to add in my own taxes too >fasfa rejected because the household income is too high >nobody earns enough to pay for my college >continue working trade job for 16 an hour >work really hard >put in more overtime than all electricians >think I can turn this into a career >get fired >dad dies >sell tools to help mom pay bills >lose house >mom and me move in with grandma >blame parents >blame myself >blame world >sink into depression >unemployed, no will to try again, become shut-in incel loser with no social life I have no idea what to do anymore the one purpose I thought I had disappeared >>74945874 # >>74945893 #

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Why is Wesker looking at the tyrant's crotch? Is he gay? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue)09:41:17 No.652878197 Tyrant original_pose_resident evil_2_remake.png 1.93 MB PNG >stealthy assassin unit >8ft, huge muscles and inhumanly pale Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue)10:07:31 No.652880528 maxresdefault (53).jpg 63 KB JPG >>652878197 (OP) # >the ultimate lifeform >gets taken down by a single rocket launcher >>652880628 # >>652881838 # >>652882609 #
Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue)09:41:17 No.652878197 Tyrant original_pose_resident evil_2_remake.png 1.93 MB PNG >stealthy assassin unit >8ft, huge muscles and inhumanly pale Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue)10:07:31 No.652880528 maxresdefault (53).jpg 63 KB JPG >>652878197 (OP) # >the ultimate lifeform >gets taken down by a single rocket launcher >>652880628 # >>652881838 # >>652882609 #

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Anon communicates with women | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue)08:12:17 No.907056699 >Be me a few minutes ago >Be at school and the first 2 lessons got cancelled >hell yeah.jpg >Decide I'll go to a store to buy chewing gum >On my way >Notice two QT3 3.14's on the other side of the road >One has a Jurassic Park hoodie >MFW I'm Jurassic Pilled >I'm wearing a jurassic park t-shirt today, but it's hidden under my normie hoodie 46 KB PNG >Idea.jpg >look at the girl and say 0000 like an autistic kid >Pull up my hoodie somewhat, revealing my epic shirt >They say "Oh"and start giggling a bit, while we get out of each others eyesight What the f--- is wrong with me?
:Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue)08:12:17 No.907056699 >Be me a few minutes ago >Be at school and the first 2 lessons got cancelled >hell yeah.jpg >Decide I'll go to a store to buy chewing gum >On my way >Notice two QT3 3.14's on the other side of the road >One has a Jurassic Park hoodie >MFW I'm Jurassic Pilled >I'm wearing a jurassic park t-shirt today, but it's hidden under my normie hoodie 46 KB PNG >Idea.jpg >look at the girl and say 0000 like an autistic kid >Pull up my hoodie somewhat, revealing my epic shirt >They say "Oh"and start giggling a bit, while we get out of each others eyesight What the f--- is wrong with me?

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: Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue) 10:44:59 No.74941996 The dating life of the average crystal cafe toastie >dates douchebag guys exclusively for their looks >complains that all the guys she dates are douchebags who pump and dump her >says this proves all men are like this >gets suggestion to perhaps prioritize something besides looks >says that all men are exactly the same so she might as well only date the hot ones, then reports the person who dared suggest she date anything besides an abusechad for being a man and gets their post deleted >changes nothing about her dating habits >continues to get pumped and dumped and abused until she's too old for even abusechads to bother with her any more >becomes cat lady >blames all men EXCEPT the abusechads themselves for her life turning out this way
: Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue) 10:44:59 No.74941996 The dating life of the average crystal cafe toastie >dates douchebag guys exclusively for their looks >complains that all the guys she dates are douchebags who pump and dump her >says this proves all men are like this >gets suggestion to perhaps prioritize something besides looks >says that all men are exactly the same so she might as well only date the hot ones, then reports the person who dared suggest she date anything besides an abusechad for being a man and gets their post deleted >changes nothing about her dating habits >continues to get pumped and dumped and abused until she's too old for even abusechads to bother with her any more >becomes cat lady >blames all men EXCEPT the abusechads themselves for her life turning out this way

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Anon is pissed at himself | /r/Greentext

Anonymous shut the f--- up 18 KB PNG 10/03/23(Tue) 18:53:30 No.74945321 >god damn, you are all idiots. you want a girlfriend but you treat them like s---. you stay inside all day and are 300lbs yet you expect your gf to be fit and have big boobs. your a complete a------ but you expect your gf to love you. I dont get it. are you trolling?
Anonymous shut the f--- up 18 KB PNG 10/03/23(Tue) 18:53:30 No.74945321 >god damn, you are all idiots. you want a girlfriend but you treat them like s---. you stay inside all day and are 300lbs yet you expect your gf to be fit and have big boobs. your a complete a------ but you expect your gf to love you. I dont get it. are you trolling?

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Anon missed the starting gun | /r/Greentext

320 KB PNG > be me > spend teenage years playing vidya, consooming media, weeb stuff, music > have a great time > barely any social interaction, just hang out with few others outcast at school > don't overthink it and assume things will just click one day > fast forward 10 years > 26 soon 27 kissless virgin, friendless for 4 years > 3/10 face on nerd spaghetti body > 1/10 boring personality and no social skills > hobbies don't do the trick anymore >gradually lost interest in them over the years > can't relate or connect with my people my age > live on autopilot, feel hollow and numb > the clock is ticking and the quicksands rise > the gap with society expectations is widening exponentially > unmotivated to make any change > I probably wouldn't want someone who would want me anyway > still 5 decades of void ahead of me Where's the restart button anons?
320 KB PNG > be me > spend teenage years playing vidya, consooming media, weeb stuff, music > have a great time > barely any social interaction, just hang out with few others outcast at school > don't overthink it and assume things will just click one day > fast forward 10 years > 26 soon 27 kissless virgin, friendless for 4 years > 3/10 face on nerd spaghetti body > 1/10 boring personality and no social skills > hobbies don't do the trick anymore >gradually lost interest in them over the years > can't relate or connect with my people my age > live on autopilot, feel hollow and numb > the clock is ticking and the quicksands rise > the gap with society expectations is widening exponentially > unmotivated to make any change > I probably wouldn't want someone who would want me anyway > still 5 decades of void ahead of me Where's the restart button anons?

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Anon considers dowry | /r/Greentext

1h (10/4 2:08) 907083984 · 11 Re - 0 Img JPG 1MB (3023 × 3479) · IMG_6484.jpg 5 Replies . WO-TROY OUNCES FINE SILVER 8994 BERHARD 0379630 >"hello Mr Vietnamese Man" >"I'd love to marry your daughter because we've been dating for 2 years" >"I'll be very good to her and will take care of you and your wife if you need it when you age" >"may I have your blessing?" >hands pic rel Will this work? She throats d--- like it's better than oxygen and rides like she's trying to break a record.
1h (10/4 2:08) 907083984 · 11 Re - 0 Img JPG 1MB (3023 × 3479) · IMG_6484.jpg 5 Replies . WO-TROY OUNCES FINE SILVER 8994 BERHARD 0379630 >"hello Mr Vietnamese Man" >"I'd love to marry your daughter because we've been dating for 2 years" >"I'll be very good to her and will take care of you and your wife if you need it when you age" >"may I have your blessing?" >hands pic rel Will this work? She throats d--- like it's better than oxygen and rides like she's trying to break a record.

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Anon is jealous | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 963 KB JPG 10/03/23(Tue) 18:39:00 No.74945212 >be my friend >31 years old >5'6" >4/10 looks >pre-everything t----- >multiple mental disorders >dresses like a retarded 6 year old girl >furry >neet >registered sex offender >has 7/10 real biological woman gf
: Anonymous 963 KB JPG 10/03/23(Tue) 18:39:00 No.74945212 >be my friend >31 years old >5'6" >4/10 looks >pre-everything t----- >multiple mental disorders >dresses like a retarded 6 year old girl >furry >neet >registered sex offender >has 7/10 real biological woman gf

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Anon's AI game flood | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 37 KB JPG 10/03/23(Tue)16:17:52 No.652911839 >Al will be able to take peoples' retarded ideas and generate entire playable games >the market will be positively flooded with Al-made games -a teenager will be able to do this with his 1000$ prebuilt he got for christmas. >Given the hyper-realistic art made by Al currently, and the fact that Al has already provided working code for game developers, this is likely to occur within 10 years Are you guys ready for actual, literal nightmare world? Has the gravity of this actually began to hit any of you yet? This isn't speculation, it's exactly what will happen. What are the ramifications? Are there any limitations/obstacles that can hinder this?
Anonymous 37 KB JPG 10/03/23(Tue)16:17:52 No.652911839 >Al will be able to take peoples' retarded ideas and generate entire playable games >the market will be positively flooded with Al-made games -a teenager will be able to do this with his 1000$ prebuilt he got for christmas. >Given the hyper-realistic art made by Al currently, and the fact that Al has already provided working code for game developers, this is likely to occur within 10 years Are you guys ready for actual, literal nightmare world? Has the gravity of this actually began to hit any of you yet? This isn't speculation, it's exactly what will happen. What are the ramifications? Are there any limitations/obstacles that can hinder this?

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Duality of man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 58 KB JPG Anonymous 15 KB JPG 10/03/23(Tue)12:49:09 No.74939286 >31% of people have admitted to tasting their own semen/vaginal fluid at least once before What is wrong with you people 10/03/23(Tue)20:41:16 No.74942250 >start taking my anti depressants >no longer have suicidal episodes or feel sad >cant c-- I guess you cant have it all in life
: Anonymous 58 KB JPG Anonymous 15 KB JPG 10/03/23(Tue)12:49:09 No.74939286 >31% of people have admitted to tasting their own semen/vaginal fluid at least once before What is wrong with you people 10/03/23(Tue)20:41:16 No.74942250 >start taking my anti depressants >no longer have suicidal episodes or feel sad >cant c-- I guess you cant have it all in life

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Anon about women ☕️ | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 155 KB JPG 02/19/18(Mon)05:54:53 No.760416428 >be him >beat a child almost to death >get in prison >women donating 1 million dollar to bail him out of prison >get model job after prison >is marrying billionaire daughter >is cheating on billionaire with ex >billionaire forgives him Look don't matter. If you wanna get somewhere in life you gotta work for it. Right guys? 144 Replies / 28 Images View Thread
Anonymous 155 KB JPG 02/19/18(Mon)05:54:53 No.760416428 >be him >beat a child almost to death >get in prison >women donating 1 million dollar to bail him out of prison >get model job after prison >is marrying billionaire daughter >is cheating on billionaire with ex >billionaire forgives him Look don't matter. If you wanna get somewhere in life you gotta work for it. Right guys? 144 Replies / 28 Images View Thread

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Jordan Peterson Moment | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/27/23(Wed)07:51:03 No.32944182 Jordan Peterson says he Watched "Sissy Hypno" P--- to understand it Tue, 26 Sep 2023 Jordan Peterson speaking to a crowd stated that he read the sissy hypno book Fifty Shades of Grey and watched some sissy hypno content to understand what it is doing to young men. IMG 2577.jpg 139 KB JPG Would transitioning save her? y Tweet Mon, 25 Sep 2023 Bruce Willis's wife 'hard to know' if h of his dementia co Ⓒ Mon, 25 Sep 2023 The Man From U. star David McCall Mon, 25 Sep 2023 Police investigatin over sex offence London and elsew Mon, 25 Sep 2023 TV dentist died 'su from bleed on bra Mon, 25 Sep 2023 Bone Thugs-n-Ha Krayzie Bone 'in li threatening condit Mon, 25 Sep 2023 Louise Redknapp. Eternal reunion o row  Ⓒ Mon, 25 Sep 2023 Hollywood star Sc has emergency su
Anonymous 09/27/23(Wed)07:51:03 No.32944182 Jordan Peterson says he Watched "Sissy Hypno" P--- to understand it Tue, 26 Sep 2023 Jordan Peterson speaking to a crowd stated that he read the sissy hypno book Fifty Shades of Grey and watched some sissy hypno content to understand what it is doing to young men. IMG 2577.jpg 139 KB JPG Would transitioning save her? y Tweet Mon, 25 Sep 2023 Bruce Willis's wife 'hard to know' if h of his dementia co Ⓒ Mon, 25 Sep 2023 The Man From U. star David McCall Mon, 25 Sep 2023 Police investigatin over sex offence London and elsew Mon, 25 Sep 2023 TV dentist died 'su from bleed on bra Mon, 25 Sep 2023 Bone Thugs-n-Ha Krayzie Bone 'in li threatening condit Mon, 25 Sep 2023 Louise Redknapp. Eternal reunion o row  Ⓒ Mon, 25 Sep 2023 Hollywood star Sc has emergency su

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Anon has post nut clarity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous P--- is for P--- boards 09/27/22(Tue)20:37:40 No.886354127 289 KB PNG a few funny p---------- facts: >addiction to p---------- functions similarly to the chemical dependency on cocaine >the earlier you start using p----------, the more likely you are to form a drug addiction >some studies suggest it reduces grey matter in the brain >P----use being OK is a lie perpetuated because it brings in more money than the NFL, NBA and MLB combined >watching p---------- doubles the rate of divorce >the more you watch p----------, the more likely you are to watch "minor intercourse" >erectile dysfunction is rising by the day >the parent company of pornhub has a history of human trafficking monetization >p--- use is rising in adolescents, resulting in higher rates of depression and decrease in academic performance Quit now and end these mental restrictions >sneed
: Anonymous P--- is for P--- boards 09/27/22(Tue)20:37:40 No.886354127 289 KB PNG a few funny p---------- facts: >addiction to p---------- functions similarly to the chemical dependency on cocaine >the earlier you start using p----------, the more likely you are to form a drug addiction >some studies suggest it reduces grey matter in the brain >P----use being OK is a lie perpetuated because it brings in more money than the NFL, NBA and MLB combined >watching p---------- doubles the rate of divorce >the more you watch p----------, the more likely you are to watch "minor intercourse" >erectile dysfunction is rising by the day >the parent company of pornhub has a history of human trafficking monetization >p--- use is rising in adolescents, resulting in higher rates of depression and decrease in academic performance Quit now and end these mental restrictions >sneed

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Anon gets cockblocked | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous n---- doesn't even like women(...) Mama mia Ismella HOMOSEXUAL oblet 27 KB JPG 10/03/23(Tue)03:22:43 No.29874617 >be me >Ask girl out on date last Friday >She says yes > meeting up next saturday >Everything is fine >"Gay" best friend finds out >gets super mad and storms out of room when he finds out > time skip to today >Gay guy keeps whispering to the girl when he thinks I'm not looking >She didn't text me for the entire weekend when she used to text me everyday >Tried talking to her >Gay guy interjects himself in our conversation > ask the girl to go see something with him real quick >Leave me just sitting alone How does one beat up a gay guy without being homophobic (or any other response to getting rid of a jealous gay guy)
:Anonymous n---- doesn't even like women(...) Mama mia Ismella HOMOSEXUAL oblet 27 KB JPG 10/03/23(Tue)03:22:43 No.29874617 >be me >Ask girl out on date last Friday >She says yes > meeting up next saturday >Everything is fine >"Gay" best friend finds out >gets super mad and storms out of room when he finds out > time skip to today >Gay guy keeps whispering to the girl when he thinks I'm not looking >She didn't text me for the entire weekend when she used to text me everyday >Tried talking to her >Gay guy interjects himself in our conversation > ask the girl to go see something with him real quick >Leave me just sitting alone How does one beat up a gay guy without being homophobic (or any other response to getting rid of a jealous gay guy)

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Anon converses with the replicant | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 140 KB PNG >be me >19 03/20/23(Mon )20:29:04 No.72649367 >watch the news >see story about dentist who killed his wife >later mom asks me if i watched the news >tell her i did >asks me if i saw the story about the dentist who killed his wife >tell her i did >asks me "what do you think happened" excuse me? >respond with "i think he killed his wife" >asks me "what do you think he should've done" >respond with "i think he shouldn't have killed her" >she responds with "yeah" >later she comes into my room and tells me "it's good to watch the news so that you can have an opinion on the news" am i autistic? is she autistic? is this normal human conversation? i think i hate talking now
Anonymous 140 KB PNG >be me >19 03/20/23(Mon )20:29:04 No.72649367 >watch the news >see story about dentist who killed his wife >later mom asks me if i watched the news >tell her i did >asks me if i saw the story about the dentist who killed his wife >tell her i did >asks me "what do you think happened" excuse me? >respond with "i think he killed his wife" >asks me "what do you think he should've done" >respond with "i think he shouldn't have killed her" >she responds with "yeah" >later she comes into my room and tells me "it's good to watch the news so that you can have an opinion on the news" am i autistic? is she autistic? is this normal human conversation? i think i hate talking now

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>Wireless device | /r/Greentext

>buy wireless device >look inside >wires
>buy wireless device >look inside >wires

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Anonymous 26 KB JPG >At work >Stocking Shelves >candyaisle.jpg >feel intense pain on pinky >look down 11/07/21(Sun)18:17:42 No.866297358 >n----- f----- yellow jacket stinging me for no reason. >goddamnit.mp3 >swat the f----- >n----- yellow jacket on floor dead >my day at work is officially ruined. F------ f--- yellow jackets I never knew they hurt that bad. Legit most uselesd peice of s--- ive ever seen. F--- them I hope they die. If i had to choose between n------ and yellow jackets going extinct id choose the n------. 12 Replies / 6 Images View Thread
Anonymous 26 KB JPG >At work >Stocking Shelves >candyaisle.jpg >feel intense pain on pinky >look down 11/07/21(Sun)18:17:42 No.866297358 >n----- f----- yellow jacket stinging me for no reason. >goddamnit.mp3 >swat the f----- >n----- yellow jacket on floor dead >my day at work is officially ruined. F------ f--- yellow jackets I never knew they hurt that bad. Legit most uselesd peice of s--- ive ever seen. F--- them I hope they die. If i had to choose between n------ and yellow jackets going extinct id choose the n------. 12 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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anon desires tall amazonians | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)04:49:01 No.65195803 1629128116029s.jpg 4 KB JPG >6'8 >Have a tall girl fetish The Lord himself blackpilled me
: Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)04:49:01 No.65195803 1629128116029s.jpg 4 KB JPG >6'8 >Have a tall girl fetish The Lord himself blackpilled me

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Conversational Jujitsu | /r/Greentext

US 8h (10/3 7:29) 18827639-9 Re · 1 Img JPG 67KB (1152 × 1404) · 1692651375114913.jpg 4 Replies NICE RACK >t----- tries to explain to me how it's okay to spam and threaten someone's place of work to have them removed over mean words >ask him to explain how that's not harassment and extortion ●●● >he keeps changing the subject F------ tired of these "people"
US 8h (10/3 7:29) 18827639-9 Re · 1 Img JPG 67KB (1152 × 1404) · 1692651375114913.jpg 4 Replies NICE RACK >t----- tries to explain to me how it's okay to spam and threaten someone's place of work to have them removed over mean words >ask him to explain how that's not harassment and extortion ●●● >he keeps changing the subject F------ tired of these "people"

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