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Anonymous 09/30/23(Sat)04:21:53 No.906901532 Holy f------ s--- I hate my neighbor. >be me. >live in section 8 housing. >poorperson.jpg >out for a smoke. >neighbor comes outside, this guy named mike. >mikes always drinking and tells the same four f------ stories. 9 KB JPG >roommates come out. >mike WHIPS OUT HIS C--- AND STARTS PISSING ON THE F------ PORCH. >says "couldn't help myself" like it's some kind of sitcom and goes inside. >couldn't even finish my smoke. /b/ what do i do about mike and his tomfuckery? 09/30/23(Sat)04:24:01 No.906901578 : Anonymous >>906901532 (OP) # uuu i dunno... live and let live? who cares, you are poor, why do you carE? : Anonymous 09/30/23(Sat)04:25:24 No.906901606 Tell the same story he tells you to him and s--- on your porch. Look him in the eyes and say "He's watching us, we're never leaving this place." Go back inside. Watch his mind get f-----.
Anonymous 09/30/23(Sat)04:21:53 No.906901532 Holy f------ s--- I hate my neighbor. >be me. >live in section 8 housing. >poorperson.jpg >out for a smoke. >neighbor comes outside, this guy named mike. >mikes always drinking and tells the same four f------ stories. 9 KB JPG >roommates come out. >mike WHIPS OUT HIS C--- AND STARTS PISSING ON THE F------ PORCH. >says "couldn't help myself" like it's some kind of sitcom and goes inside. >couldn't even finish my smoke. /b/ what do i do about mike and his tomfuckery? 09/30/23(Sat)04:24:01 No.906901578 : Anonymous >>906901532 (OP) # uuu i dunno... live and let live? who cares, you are poor, why do you carE? : Anonymous 09/30/23(Sat)04:25:24 No.906901606 Tell the same story he tells you to him and s--- on your porch. Look him in the eyes and say "He's watching us, we're never leaving this place." Go back inside. Watch his mind get f-----.

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From Elation to Estrangement | /r/Greentext

9m (10/2 2:51) · 74925019 · 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 210KB (820 × 892) - 790-7907832_7190485-pink-wojak.jpg Woke Parents Seething >be me >31 year old white loser >move to malaysia >marry 18 year old 10/10 malay wife >my parents face when:
9m (10/2 2:51) · 74925019 · 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 210KB (820 × 892) - 790-7907832_7190485-pink-wojak.jpg Woke Parents Seething >be me >31 year old white loser >move to malaysia >marry 18 year old 10/10 malay wife >my parents face when:

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Anonymous 11/10/13(Sun)21:40:01 61 KB JPG an undercover No.515425318 > been chatting with cute 14 year old girl > really flirty and sexy > now she tells me she's cop > how f------ cool is that for someone her age
Anonymous 11/10/13(Sun)21:40:01 61 KB JPG an undercover No.515425318 > been chatting with cute 14 year old girl > really flirty and sexy > now she tells me she's cop > how f------ cool is that for someone her age

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Anon chills at river | /r/Greentext

2016-07-17 18:00:08 Post No. 30014259 Anonymous [Report] Image search: [Google] >be me >at river >chilling >drank around 6 beers >have to piss >decide to do it in nearby woods >see mosquito 10 KB, 220x197 >at the time it seemed like a big ass spider >lands on d--- >ohfuck.jpg >panic >instead of slapping it off like a normie >run to river >piss stream still going >jump into river >freezing >piss warms it up >now surrounded by freezing water, my own piss, and basically masturbating from this mosquito bite >had to have someone pull me out of there >c--- is still red from bite
2016-07-17 18:00:08 Post No. 30014259 Anonymous [Report] Image search: [Google] >be me >at river >chilling >drank around 6 beers >have to piss >decide to do it in nearby woods >see mosquito 10 KB, 220x197 >at the time it seemed like a big ass spider >lands on d--- >ohfuck.jpg >panic >instead of slapping it off like a normie >run to river >piss stream still going >jump into river >freezing >piss warms it up >now surrounded by freezing water, my own piss, and basically masturbating from this mosquito bite >had to have someone pull me out of there >c--- is still red from bite

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Anon is mentally ill | /r/Greentext

10/01/23(Sun)15:40:11 No.906961210 : Anonymous >>906961049 (OP) # Im not a cuck but I sometimes fantasize about being a plantation slave owner with a hot as f--- wife who buys a mandingo slave for the sole purpose of cuckolding me and humiliating me. Something very hot about that. The dynamic that I had to buy a slave to f--- my wife and the person humiliates me but I still order him around except when it comes to when my wife wants to get f----- then I am fetching water, kissing his feet and bowing down to him. But when it comes to today, no cuck or interracial p--- is hot to me without me imagining and fantasizing this dynamic. Something really hot about it. Cuckolding without it is disgusting to me. >>906961242 # >>906963274 # >>906974692 #
10/01/23(Sun)15:40:11 No.906961210 : Anonymous >>906961049 (OP) # Im not a cuck but I sometimes fantasize about being a plantation slave owner with a hot as f--- wife who buys a mandingo slave for the sole purpose of cuckolding me and humiliating me. Something very hot about that. The dynamic that I had to buy a slave to f--- my wife and the person humiliates me but I still order him around except when it comes to when my wife wants to get f----- then I am fetching water, kissing his feet and bowing down to him. But when it comes to today, no cuck or interracial p--- is hot to me without me imagining and fantasizing this dynamic. Something really hot about it. Cuckolding without it is disgusting to me. >>906961242 # >>906963274 # >>906974692 #

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Apartment Troubles | /r/Greentext

22m (10/2 2:35) 906977395-2 Re - 0 Img JPG 115KB (653 × 491) · 1619449134968.jpg 2 Replies • ..... >be me >get new apartment >freely smoke weed and play my s--- through speakers (not a------ loud) now that i'm in my own place >find out a friends old coworker is my next door neighbor, never have any interactions with this person >help friend grab something from their job, wind up talking to one of her coworkers who's friends with the neighbor >apparently they have regularly complained that they got a neighbor who is loud and doing drugs >feel like a douchebag but also don't want to feel like i have to walk on eggshells in my own place wat do /b/? since weeds illegal here i should probably not smoke nearly as much because right now i'm just seen as a bother but she could wind up calling the cops on me if she gets too annoyed at my behavior still dont think my music/shows are that loud but i guess i have to lower the volume when im in my bedroom
22m (10/2 2:35) 906977395-2 Re - 0 Img JPG 115KB (653 × 491) · 1619449134968.jpg 2 Replies • ..... >be me >get new apartment >freely smoke weed and play my s--- through speakers (not a------ loud) now that i'm in my own place >find out a friends old coworker is my next door neighbor, never have any interactions with this person >help friend grab something from their job, wind up talking to one of her coworkers who's friends with the neighbor >apparently they have regularly complained that they got a neighbor who is loud and doing drugs >feel like a douchebag but also don't want to feel like i have to walk on eggshells in my own place wat do /b/? since weeds illegal here i should probably not smoke nearly as much because right now i'm just seen as a bother but she could wind up calling the cops on me if she gets too annoyed at my behavior still dont think my music/shows are that loud but i guess i have to lower the volume when im in my bedroom

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Dumbfounded and Amused | /r/Greentext

2h (10/2 0:18) 74923440 · 11 Re. 2 Img JPG 49KB (720 × 707) 8fc34ab4b8768dfb756df595dbfc8fd8.jpg 6 Replies Why are you all so retarded >be me >actual biofem, 20 >make a mundane 4chan post but mention briefly that I'm a female >literally no one believes me >make a post pretending to be an autistic male getting kicked out of college for doing insane s--- >everyone believes me >make front page of reddit >everyone on Reddit believes it too Why are all of you so f------ stupid?
2h (10/2 0:18) 74923440 · 11 Re. 2 Img JPG 49KB (720 × 707) 8fc34ab4b8768dfb756df595dbfc8fd8.jpg 6 Replies Why are you all so retarded >be me >actual biofem, 20 >make a mundane 4chan post but mention briefly that I'm a female >literally no one believes me >make a post pretending to be an autistic male getting kicked out of college for doing insane s--- >everyone believes me >make front page of reddit >everyone on Reddit believes it too Why are all of you so f------ stupid?

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Anon has Kuween problems | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 173 KB JPG 08/21/22(Sun)14:33:53 No.884291691 >be me, Pajeet in Delhi >turn 23 so parents prepare for my arrange marriage >sounds good to me >meet some pajeeta >she seems ok, average looking but seems nice >talk to her privately >tells me she is a free independent woman who does not believe in learning to cook or clean >"Indian culture is backward" >in short, believes women should not learn traditional gendered responsibilities but men should still be primarily responsible financially >models her life after strong women of hollywood Very retarded. Thanks for ruining even arrange marriages and family values in my country with your hollywood b------- americucks. I want a wife not a KUWEEN.
Anonymous 173 KB JPG 08/21/22(Sun)14:33:53 No.884291691 >be me, Pajeet in Delhi >turn 23 so parents prepare for my arrange marriage >sounds good to me >meet some pajeeta >she seems ok, average looking but seems nice >talk to her privately >tells me she is a free independent woman who does not believe in learning to cook or clean >"Indian culture is backward" >in short, believes women should not learn traditional gendered responsibilities but men should still be primarily responsible financially >models her life after strong women of hollywood Very retarded. Thanks for ruining even arrange marriages and family values in my country with your hollywood b------- americucks. I want a wife not a KUWEEN.

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Outlandish Acts | /r/Greentext

1h (10/1 15:50) - 9069539431 Re - 1 Img JPG 48KB (597 x 471) · gc.jpg >go to random Twitch chat of some girl >post "all women are w-----" >leave >get banned but don't care ●●●● :
1h (10/1 15:50) - 9069539431 Re - 1 Img JPG 48KB (597 x 471) · gc.jpg >go to random Twitch chat of some girl >post "all women are w-----" >leave >get banned but don't care ●●●● :

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Certified EU moment | /r/Greentext

onymous (ID: SQkJhL81) ► 20 10/01/23(Sun)11:58:54 No.442991296 PHILIP OF DITFURTH / KEYSTONE German public prosecutor hunts bloggers. The accusation: He described Ricarda Lang, head of the German Greens, as "fat". His bank account has now been blocked 31 Replies / 6 Images IMG_2086.jpg 132 KB JPG >Call politician fat >Your bank account gets blocked Yeah i'm thinkin it's; OVER. View Thread
onymous (ID: SQkJhL81) ► 20 10/01/23(Sun)11:58:54 No.442991296 PHILIP OF DITFURTH / KEYSTONE German public prosecutor hunts bloggers. The accusation: He described Ricarda Lang, head of the German Greens, as "fat". His bank account has now been blocked 31 Replies / 6 Images IMG_2086.jpg 132 KB JPG >Call politician fat >Your bank account gets blocked Yeah i'm thinkin it's; OVER. View Thread

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anon may have lost it | /r/Greentext

have you sacrificed 20th 10/01/23(Sun)04:48:33 No.442970576 Hell+yeah_7abc81_10936641.jpg 141 KB JPG what have you sacrificed for what you believe in, anon? have you felt the crackling anxiety of having to give up every chance you had at a normal life, of any semblance of sanity, of any reasonable comfort, of any chance of being understood or appreciated just to give this place ANY F------ HOPE OF CONTINUING AT ALL have you F------ FELT IT, ANON!? HAVE YOU
have you sacrificed 20th 10/01/23(Sun)04:48:33 No.442970576 Hell+yeah_7abc81_10936641.jpg 141 KB JPG what have you sacrificed for what you believe in, anon? have you felt the crackling anxiety of having to give up every chance you had at a normal life, of any semblance of sanity, of any reasonable comfort, of any chance of being understood or appreciated just to give this place ANY F------ HOPE OF CONTINUING AT ALL have you F------ FELT IT, ANON!? HAVE YOU

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Anon is a masochist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.62 MB GIF 2 Replies 09/30/23(Sat) 22:24:12 No.74911288 >die in a video game >instinctively reach for penis why do i do this? am i looking for reassurance that it's still there? i have to grab it and separate it from the balls or it feels like it's going to completely disappear in folds of skin. is this a dicklet anxiety? View Thread 09/30/23(Sat) 22:35:16 No.74911376 :Anonymous >>74911288 (OP) # You are a masochist and your first instinct whenever youre faced with pain or adversity is to pleasure your tiny p-----
: Anonymous 1.62 MB GIF 2 Replies 09/30/23(Sat) 22:24:12 No.74911288 >die in a video game >instinctively reach for penis why do i do this? am i looking for reassurance that it's still there? i have to grab it and separate it from the balls or it feels like it's going to completely disappear in folds of skin. is this a dicklet anxiety? View Thread 09/30/23(Sat) 22:35:16 No.74911376 :Anonymous >>74911288 (OP) # You are a masochist and your first instinct whenever youre faced with pain or adversity is to pleasure your tiny p-----

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The Architect Approves of Fionna | /r/Greentext

File: 1695663480450068.png (485 KB, 700x655) DL COLD HAND ICECREAM Anonymous 09/26/23(Tue)07:06:21 No.139632797>>139632821 >>139632841 >>139632858 >>139632882 >>139632885 >>139632902 >>139632965 >>139632976 >>139633017 >>139633289 >>139633368 >>139633469 >>139633609 >>139633765 >>139633832 >>139633851 >>139634310 >>139634587 >>139634667 >>139634800 >>139636265 >>139636376 >>139636911 >>139636985 >>139637013 >>139638452 >>139638836 >>139638850 >>139639269 >>139639385 >>139639431 >>139639570 >>139640111 >>139640162 >>139640288 >>139640324 >>139640339 >>139641714>>139641832 >>139642163 >>139642376 >>139642402 >>139642766 >>139645832 >>139646973 >>139649363 >>139651628 >>139651784>>139654848 >>139654859 >>139656730 >>139657708 >>139659492 >sweaty autistic slob who doesn't shower before going to work, who's so fat her uniform doesn't even fit anymore this is your new protagonist, /co/ ☐ Anonymous 09/26/23(Tue)07:07:26 No.139632821 >>139632797 (OP) >women be like: "literally me" They know the fanbase of this kek. (0) Anonymous 09/26/23(Tue)07:48:58 No.139633609 ► File: pblataotp.jpg (8 KB, 225x225) >>139632797 (OP) >>139633121 >mfw
File: 1695663480450068.png (485 KB, 700x655) DL COLD HAND ICECREAM Anonymous 09/26/23(Tue)07:06:21 No.139632797>>139632821 >>139632841 >>139632858 >>139632882 >>139632885 >>139632902 >>139632965 >>139632976 >>139633017 >>139633289 >>139633368 >>139633469 >>139633609 >>139633765 >>139633832 >>139633851 >>139634310 >>139634587 >>139634667 >>139634800 >>139636265 >>139636376 >>139636911 >>139636985 >>139637013 >>139638452 >>139638836 >>139638850 >>139639269 >>139639385 >>139639431 >>139639570 >>139640111 >>139640162 >>139640288 >>139640324 >>139640339 >>139641714>>139641832 >>139642163 >>139642376 >>139642402 >>139642766 >>139645832 >>139646973 >>139649363 >>139651628 >>139651784>>139654848 >>139654859 >>139656730 >>139657708 >>139659492 >sweaty autistic slob who doesn't shower before going to work, who's so fat her uniform doesn't even fit anymore this is your new protagonist, /co/ ☐ Anonymous 09/26/23(Tue)07:07:26 No.139632821 >>139632797 (OP) >women be like: "literally me" They know the fanbase of this kek. (0) Anonymous 09/26/23(Tue)07:48:58 No.139633609 ► File: pblataotp.jpg (8 KB, 225x225) >>139632797 (OP) >>139633121 >mfw

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Marital Aspirations | /r/Greentext

6m (10/1 13:47) · 74919091 · 1 Re - 0 Img JPG 1MB (5100 × 3643) · 102596815-485587003.jpg 741 Lamm DI aan B ●●●● ; >implying women don't care ONLY about money and status 5m (10/1 13:48) -74919094 : I want to make a woman work a job, give me all of her money, and watch me f--- other women.
6m (10/1 13:47) · 74919091 · 1 Re - 0 Img JPG 1MB (5100 × 3643) · 102596815-485587003.jpg 741 Lamm DI aan B ●●●● ; >implying women don't care ONLY about money and status 5m (10/1 13:48) -74919094 : I want to make a woman work a job, give me all of her money, and watch me f--- other women.

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Scumbag Gaben | /r/Greentext

⠀ onymous 20 10/01/23(Sun)19:45:50 No.652699717 1683518016531898.png 245 KB PNG >invented microtransaction stores >invented cosmetic cancer >invented the f------ battle pass Why are valve seen as the good guys in the industry again?
⠀ onymous 20 10/01/23(Sun)19:45:50 No.652699717 1683518016531898.png 245 KB PNG >invented microtransaction stores >invented cosmetic cancer >invented the f------ battle pass Why are valve seen as the good guys in the industry again?

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Anon Is A Ladies Man,.,;[ | /r/Greentext

255 KB JPG >girl at work dyes her hair green >tell her it looks cool :) >she looks me up and down and says "...oh" >her hair is black the next day
255 KB JPG >girl at work dyes her hair green >tell her it looks cool :) >she looks me up and down and says "...oh" >her hair is black the next day

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Anon motivates his peers | /r/Greentext

reach for top! 931 KB GIF >never talk to anyone at the gym >today, doing my cardio routine >fatty on the treadmill next to mine >he's huffing and puffing from walking fast, but he's actually doing something >give him a fistbump >later in the locker room >he enters the shower as I get out of the sauna, meaning he did a 1h+ workout >mutter "good job" at him >he smiles and says thanks Remember to motivate the fatties putting in actual work at your gym.
reach for top! 931 KB GIF >never talk to anyone at the gym >today, doing my cardio routine >fatty on the treadmill next to mine >he's huffing and puffing from walking fast, but he's actually doing something >give him a fistbump >later in the locker room >he enters the shower as I get out of the sauna, meaning he did a 1h+ workout >mutter "good job" at him >he smiles and says thanks Remember to motivate the fatties putting in actual work at your gym.

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Anon thinks about the good old days | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 79279671 GENSORD >1999 >1:30 am 1 hour ago >watching Comedy Central with the volume turned down to the threshold of human hearing >steel drums start playing It's time.
Anonymous | 79279671 GENSORD >1999 >1:30 am 1 hour ago >watching Comedy Central with the volume turned down to the threshold of human hearing >steel drums start playing It's time.

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Flirting for Fun, Falling for Real | /r/Greentext

12m (10/1 16:04) · 74919845 - 7 Re-2 Img JPG 89KB (720 × 720). f034583d34bd2bd5e52732a7ecc96669.jpg 2 Replies ⠀ me and my friend started flirting with eachother as a joke, but i'm starting to like him.... >be me >5'6 >skinny, but used to ride bikes alot so i have weird proportions for a guy >have 6'3 friend who's really into fitness to get the girls >he mentions how the size difference between us is funny and we start joke flirting with eachother >it's gotten to the point where he sends me pics and videos during and after his workout sessions >i try to play it off as joking but i really did turn diamonds, why is this happening? wat do?
12m (10/1 16:04) · 74919845 - 7 Re-2 Img JPG 89KB (720 × 720). f034583d34bd2bd5e52732a7ecc96669.jpg 2 Replies ⠀ me and my friend started flirting with eachother as a joke, but i'm starting to like him.... >be me >5'6 >skinny, but used to ride bikes alot so i have weird proportions for a guy >have 6'3 friend who's really into fitness to get the girls >he mentions how the size difference between us is funny and we start joke flirting with eachother >it's gotten to the point where he sends me pics and videos during and after his workout sessions >i try to play it off as joking but i really did turn diamonds, why is this happening? wat do?

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Anon got jokes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/30/23(Sat)18:45:54 No.188035252 1696072180015230.jpg 83 KB JPG How to be friends with all Scandinavian countries when you are all together in one room? >To be friends with Norwegians: Make jokes about Swedish people >To be friends with Danish: Make jokes about Swedish people >To be friends with Finnish: Make jokes about Swedish people >To be friends with Swedish: أخبرهم أنك تقود سيارة فولفو 21
Anonymous 09/30/23(Sat)18:45:54 No.188035252 1696072180015230.jpg 83 KB JPG How to be friends with all Scandinavian countries when you are all together in one room? >To be friends with Norwegians: Make jokes about Swedish people >To be friends with Danish: Make jokes about Swedish people >To be friends with Finnish: Make jokes about Swedish people >To be friends with Swedish: أخبرهم أنك تقود سيارة فولفو 21

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