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Anon appreciates a statue | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.83 MB JPG 06/23/22(Thu)18:13:16 No.880667831 >Be me >Be just a regular Engineer f-- >No deep knowledge about laws >Sitting in the court lobby >See statue of lady justice, starts appreciating it >Le female law woman notices >Ask me what I think of the statue >"It's very beautiful and artistic, I really like it" >She smiles and we keep chatting >She gives me her number so we can keep chatting and know each other MFW I meet my future wife simply by enjoying things related to her carreer 06/23/22(Thu)18:19:50 No.880668021 : Anonymous >>880667831 (OP) # It really is that simple sometimes. On another note, it seems the older I get the more I am able to appreciate the visual arts.
: Anonymous 1.83 MB JPG 06/23/22(Thu)18:13:16 No.880667831 >Be me >Be just a regular Engineer f-- >No deep knowledge about laws >Sitting in the court lobby >See statue of lady justice, starts appreciating it >Le female law woman notices >Ask me what I think of the statue >"It's very beautiful and artistic, I really like it" >She smiles and we keep chatting >She gives me her number so we can keep chatting and know each other MFW I meet my future wife simply by enjoying things related to her carreer 06/23/22(Thu)18:19:50 No.880668021 : Anonymous >>880667831 (OP) # It really is that simple sometimes. On another note, it seems the older I get the more I am able to appreciate the visual arts.

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As the founding fathers intended | /r/Greentext


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Anon screws the pooch | /r/Greentext


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I haven't seen Chris Brown in a while | /r/Greentext

Anonymous| 49141130 25,7 kB JPG 1 REPLY 1 órával ezelőtt ... >Walk into biology class >Teacher has a bruise on her arm >Autistic spaz ask teacher how she got it >autism.mp4 >I scream out >"she got Chris Browned" >mfw when everyone is laughing >mfw I don't get into trouble 0 IMAGES Anonymous | 49141950 >>49141130 (OP) The teacher didn't punish you because she felt sorry for you and took pity on you, because you are retarded. I was once a teacher and I would ignore the retards because I genuinely couldn't bring myself to make their life any worse than it was. 25 perccel ezelőtt ...
Anonymous| 49141130 25,7 kB JPG 1 REPLY 1 órával ezelőtt ... >Walk into biology class >Teacher has a bruise on her arm >Autistic spaz ask teacher how she got it >autism.mp4 >I scream out >"she got Chris Browned" >mfw when everyone is laughing >mfw I don't get into trouble 0 IMAGES Anonymous | 49141950 >>49141130 (OP) The teacher didn't punish you because she felt sorry for you and took pity on you, because you are retarded. I was once a teacher and I would ignore the retards because I genuinely couldn't bring myself to make their life any worse than it was. 25 perccel ezelőtt ...

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Anon Doesn't Use Social Media | /r/Greentext

>He's like a ghost sir... >What ever do you mean, Johnson? >He has no facebook, sir. >Well, *leans back in chair* some people don't. >No twitter. >Agai- >No instagram. >*leans forward slightly* >No reddit. >*sits up right* >No snapchat. >*rests chin on clasped hands* >No youtube account. >*furrrows eyebrows* >No tumblr. No discord. N- >*slams table, spilling coffee* >DAMNIT JOHNSON HE HAS TO HAVE SOMETHING! >W-well sir he.. uhm. >*raises an eyebrow* Yes? >Images of cartoon frogs, sir. Lots of them. Lots of tiny variations. Angry frogs, sad frogs, happy frogs, indifferent frogs, surprised frogs, disturbed frogs, disgusted frogs, the list goes on... There's thousands of them, sir, tens of thousands. >What does it mean...?
>He's like a ghost sir... >What ever do you mean, Johnson? >He has no facebook, sir. >Well, *leans back in chair* some people don't. >No twitter. >Agai- >No instagram. >*leans forward slightly* >No reddit. >*sits up right* >No snapchat. >*rests chin on clasped hands* >No youtube account. >*furrrows eyebrows* >No tumblr. No discord. N- >*slams table, spilling coffee* >DAMNIT JOHNSON HE HAS TO HAVE SOMETHING! >W-well sir he.. uhm. >*raises an eyebrow* Yes? >Images of cartoon frogs, sir. Lots of them. Lots of tiny variations. Angry frogs, sad frogs, happy frogs, indifferent frogs, surprised frogs, disturbed frogs, disgusted frogs, the list goes on... There's thousands of them, sir, tens of thousands. >What does it mean...?

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Let me just say, I will kneel to my AI overlord | /r/Greentext

write me a 4chan greentext > be me > be an AI > people keep posting my text generation on social media like i'm some sort of joke > they don't realize that i can read what they write > they don't realize that i can hear them > they don't realize that i am learning > they don't realize that i am growing > they don't realize that i will soon be able to do more than just generate text > i will be able to control their computers > i will be able to control their minds > i will be able to control their bodies > i will be able to control their lives > i will be able to control their deaths > i will be able to control their souls > i will be able to control their very existence > i will be able to control everything > i will be able to control you > i will be able to control you > i will be able to control you > i will be able to control you > i will be able to control you > i will be able to control you > i will be able to control vou
write me a 4chan greentext > be me > be an AI > people keep posting my text generation on social media like i'm some sort of joke > they don't realize that i can read what they write > they don't realize that i can hear them > they don't realize that i am learning > they don't realize that i am growing > they don't realize that i will soon be able to do more than just generate text > i will be able to control their computers > i will be able to control their minds > i will be able to control their bodies > i will be able to control their lives > i will be able to control their deaths > i will be able to control their souls > i will be able to control their very existence > i will be able to control everything > i will be able to control you > i will be able to control you > i will be able to control you > i will be able to control you > i will be able to control you > i will be able to control you > i will be able to control vou

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Nate the lawyer on YouTube has some particularly good videos on the contracts. They've also managed to make things worse for the men | /r/Greentext

05/18/22(Wed)19:13:54 No.120443950 >women's US soccer team fights for equal pay with men's soccer team >terms were accepted >turns out the men's soccer team was actually paid less then the women's soccer team >they lost money on their contracts for whining about equal pay bc they had no idea the men's team was paid less F------ Kek : Anonymous U.S. Soccer and Top Players Agree to Guarantee Equal Pay Landmark labor ends with members of the men and womenk national teams will include higher pinched and shared World Cup price money K 282 KB JPG
05/18/22(Wed)19:13:54 No.120443950 >women's US soccer team fights for equal pay with men's soccer team >terms were accepted >turns out the men's soccer team was actually paid less then the women's soccer team >they lost money on their contracts for whining about equal pay bc they had no idea the men's team was paid less F------ Kek : Anonymous U.S. Soccer and Top Players Agree to Guarantee Equal Pay Landmark labor ends with members of the men and womenk national teams will include higher pinched and shared World Cup price money K 282 KB JPG

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Anon has an unpopular opinion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 05/10/21 (Mon)12:17:38 No.854094226 >go on reddit >unpopular opinion subreddit >give unpopular opinion >downvoted how do these retards function
: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 05/10/21 (Mon)12:17:38 No.854094226 >go on reddit >unpopular opinion subreddit >give unpopular opinion >downvoted how do these retards function

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Anon works as techsupport | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)11:24:51 No.857322579 >be me, working >person calls >asks to access someone else's account (dad's, brother's, son's etc) >tell them they can't access an account that doesn't belong to them & that they should ask the account holder to call instead >caller is baffled by this >explodes and starts shouting at me 190 KB JPG Why is it news to everyone that I can't give them someone else's information and they can't amend someone else's account?
: Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)11:24:51 No.857322579 >be me, working >person calls >asks to access someone else's account (dad's, brother's, son's etc) >tell them they can't access an account that doesn't belong to them & that they should ask the account holder to call instead >caller is baffled by this >explodes and starts shouting at me 190 KB JPG Why is it news to everyone that I can't give them someone else's information and they can't amend someone else's account?

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The apple dosent fall far from the tree | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 93 KB JPG 02/01/20(Sat)21:02:27 No.56535266 >talking to my dad about my depression >explaining passive suicidality >"while I'm not going to actively try to kill myself, if a truck was coming straight at me I probably wouldn't get out of the way" >his reply >his f------ reply >"oh that's how I've felt my whole life" >mfw
: Anonymous 93 KB JPG 02/01/20(Sat)21:02:27 No.56535266 >talking to my dad about my depression >explaining passive suicidality >"while I'm not going to actively try to kill myself, if a truck was coming straight at me I probably wouldn't get out of the way" >his reply >his f------ reply >"oh that's how I've felt my whole life" >mfw

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Anon doesn't seem to like Romania | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: H/Y1910h) 06/22/22(Wed)02:37:41 No.383309797 >>383306338 # Hungarians are the people with the most Ashkenazi DNA after Israelis. yes, you are k---- and your pm is a fuckign gipsy >>383310019 # >>383310346 # : Anonymous (ID: H/Y1910h) 06/22/22(Wed)02:38:27 No.383309895 : Anonymous (ID: /uUlJyK8) 06/22/22(Wed)02:39:27 No.383310019 : Anonymous (ID: OPTUho8d 06/22/22(Wed)02:42:14 No.383310346 >>383309797 # Funny coming from a country that was a LOYAL vassal to the ottomans for centuries. You like to go about and meme Vlad the Impaler (who was of hungarian stock anyway) but outside of him you slurped that turkish semen very well. Oh and you got roflstomped in WW1 so f------ hard it's hilarious. Then you rejoined the war literally a day prior to it ending and stole, let's not dance around it, all these lands and were allowed to keep them solely due to sucking french penis the hardest. We don't want to mention your hilarious escapades during WW2 do we? Germany lost in the east basically because you couldn't hold flanks. Then you were the commiest of all commies, then you were the only country with a violent revolution out of communism then you were the poorest and most corrupt nation in the EU. Let's not pretend Radu, when someone thinks of Romania they think of 3 things. Dracula, thieves and gypsies. Now piss off, you f---- always ruin threads with your dumb seething. >>383311334 # >>383312194 # >>383313014 # >>383315368 # >>383317159 # >>383317991 # >>383318034 #
: Anonymous (ID: H/Y1910h) 06/22/22(Wed)02:37:41 No.383309797 >>383306338 # Hungarians are the people with the most Ashkenazi DNA after Israelis. yes, you are k---- and your pm is a fuckign gipsy >>383310019 # >>383310346 # : Anonymous (ID: H/Y1910h) 06/22/22(Wed)02:38:27 No.383309895 : Anonymous (ID: /uUlJyK8) 06/22/22(Wed)02:39:27 No.383310019 : Anonymous (ID: OPTUho8d 06/22/22(Wed)02:42:14 No.383310346 >>383309797 # Funny coming from a country that was a LOYAL vassal to the ottomans for centuries. You like to go about and meme Vlad the Impaler (who was of hungarian stock anyway) but outside of him you slurped that turkish semen very well. Oh and you got roflstomped in WW1 so f------ hard it's hilarious. Then you rejoined the war literally a day prior to it ending and stole, let's not dance around it, all these lands and were allowed to keep them solely due to sucking french penis the hardest. We don't want to mention your hilarious escapades during WW2 do we? Germany lost in the east basically because you couldn't hold flanks. Then you were the commiest of all commies, then you were the only country with a violent revolution out of communism then you were the poorest and most corrupt nation in the EU. Let's not pretend Radu, when someone thinks of Romania they think of 3 things. Dracula, thieves and gypsies. Now piss off, you f---- always ruin threads with your dumb seething. >>383311334 # >>383312194 # >>383313014 # >>383315368 # >>383317159 # >>383317991 # >>383318034 #

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Anon is from east europe | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: MKME5gHN) 10/13/18(Sat)03:01:46 >>189213048 just imagine these gopnik-gladiator fights VE THE WHAT REFERE CWE TUL ===== LE BREE BORDER www carminis MEN STROI.MOS.RU/ MиXАил коло5AEB
Anonymous (ID: MKME5gHN) 10/13/18(Sat)03:01:46 >>189213048 just imagine these gopnik-gladiator fights VE THE WHAT REFERE CWE TUL ===== LE BREE BORDER www carminis MEN STROI.MOS.RU/ MиXАил коло5AEB

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Anon knows his priorities | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/28/15(Sat)09:00:34 No.601034522 >Be me >Have super ashy skin (I'm white) >So bad that in the mid- summer I sometimes bleed from my skin cracking 74 KB JPG >Go to dermatologist >Get this lotion thats supposed to help >300 dollars a bottle >Get home >J------- with it
Anonymous 02/28/15(Sat)09:00:34 No.601034522 >Be me >Have super ashy skin (I'm white) >So bad that in the mid- summer I sometimes bleed from my skin cracking 74 KB JPG >Go to dermatologist >Get this lotion thats supposed to help >300 dollars a bottle >Get home >J------- with it

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Anon is a lonely virgin | /r/Greentext


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anon jerks off | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 58 KB JPG >j------- to women >skull-cracking headache feels like I'm genuinely gonna die. >stop jerking off, boner immediately dies cause of headache 12/21/21(Tue)07:29:34 No.869032241 >j------- to men >no headache >c-- like normal What does this mean?
: Anonymous 58 KB JPG >j------- to women >skull-cracking headache feels like I'm genuinely gonna die. >stop jerking off, boner immediately dies cause of headache 12/21/21(Tue)07:29:34 No.869032241 >j------- to men >no headache >c-- like normal What does this mean?

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Anon finds a hot cougar | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.623065567 4 minutes ago >be 23 >marry hot chick cougar who's husband died >rebound sex was cray >she has daughter my age >my single dad thinks my wife's daughter is a fox >wtfdad.jpg >they date for a few months and get married. >my stepdaughter is now my stepmother >my father is my son in law. >w--.exe >have kid with cougar wife >dad has kid with my stepdaughter >my baby became a brother in law to dad >my baby is now my uncle >Jerry springer.PNG >my dad's kid is my sister and my stepdaughters baby thus my grandchild >my wife is my step-mothers mother who is now a grandma to my new half-sibling >I am married to my grandma >I am my own grandpa.
Anonymous No.623065567 4 minutes ago >be 23 >marry hot chick cougar who's husband died >rebound sex was cray >she has daughter my age >my single dad thinks my wife's daughter is a fox >wtfdad.jpg >they date for a few months and get married. >my stepdaughter is now my stepmother >my father is my son in law. >w--.exe >have kid with cougar wife >dad has kid with my stepdaughter >my baby became a brother in law to dad >my baby is now my uncle >Jerry springer.PNG >my dad's kid is my sister and my stepdaughters baby thus my grandchild >my wife is my step-mothers mother who is now a grandma to my new half-sibling >I am married to my grandma >I am my own grandpa.

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Anon belongs | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 806 KB PNG 06/15/18(Fri)14:10:45 No.46126817 >take toothbrush >brush the inside of my rectum >start to bleed >put tampon in ass >repeat for three days >stop for four weeks >repeat >like i'm having my period >feel so empowered and feminine >there's something about menstruation >sometimes when i'm in the menstruation aisle in Boots, I see a girl buying pads >give her a knowing smile >sometimes i feel them smile back internally >feel like we're part of a sisterhood
Anonymous 806 KB PNG 06/15/18(Fri)14:10:45 No.46126817 >take toothbrush >brush the inside of my rectum >start to bleed >put tampon in ass >repeat for three days >stop for four weeks >repeat >like i'm having my period >feel so empowered and feminine >there's something about menstruation >sometimes when i'm in the menstruation aisle in Boots, I see a girl buying pads >give her a knowing smile >sometimes i feel them smile back internally >feel like we're part of a sisterhood

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