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Anonymous 77 KB JPG 11/21/22(Mon )08:56:12 No.71062679 >be me >obsessed with girl >no contact outside of work >obsess over her until I can't think straight anymore >growing to hate her F------ vicious cycle. It's never been this bad though.
Anonymous 77 KB JPG 11/21/22(Mon )08:56:12 No.71062679 >be me >obsessed with girl >no contact outside of work >obsess over her until I can't think straight anymore >growing to hate her F------ vicious cycle. It's never been this bad though.

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Kojima was truly ahead of his time | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 251 KB PNG 12/23/18(Sun)15:44:51 No.443957658 HARRO SORID SNAKE YOU WAN MAKE SAVE? ANCIENT CHINESE PROVERB FOR YOU CONFUCIUS SAY: MAN WHO RUN BEHIND CAR GET EXHAUSTED, MAN WHO RUN IN FRONT CAR GET TIRED
: Anonymous 251 KB PNG 12/23/18(Sun)15:44:51 No.443957658 HARRO SORID SNAKE YOU WAN MAKE SAVE? ANCIENT CHINESE PROVERB FOR YOU CONFUCIUS SAY: MAN WHO RUN BEHIND CAR GET EXHAUSTED, MAN WHO RUN IN FRONT CAR GET TIRED

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anon is british | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 269 KB JPG 03/18/22(Fri)21:37:05 No.16153451: >be me >british "person" >wake up >'ave a cuppa >telly.mp4 >not rubbish programs for once >get the munchies >walk across town through daily thunderstorm to petrol station >hand ova' quid for a baga' crisps >buy sweetie bar because feeling like a schewpid american today >back home >open chocolate bar >'old on a tick >check expiry >it was one month ago >blimey.png
: Anonymous 269 KB JPG 03/18/22(Fri)21:37:05 No.16153451: >be me >british "person" >wake up >'ave a cuppa >telly.mp4 >not rubbish programs for once >get the munchies >walk across town through daily thunderstorm to petrol station >hand ova' quid for a baga' crisps >buy sweetie bar because feeling like a schewpid american today >back home >open chocolate bar >'old on a tick >check expiry >it was one month ago >blimey.png

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Anon doesn't like women | /r/Greentext

>generation of men die in WWI >women get vote >women become majority electorate >women institute welfare state >men pay most taxes over lifetime >mens taxes support welfare state >welfare state supports single mothers >single mothers raise criminals and drug addicts >spike in crime and druggies >men die in WWII >feminism kicks in >women demand no fault divorce >state becomes husband >divorce rates rise >Men still pay most taxes >Women receive most tax benefits >men taxes supporting single mothers and nanny state >women demand more >women vote open borders >women vote diversiy quotas >women vote antimale pro women legislation >all supported by mens taxes >women can't stop themseves >infrastructure decays >education decays >healthcare decays >economy decays >relationshps decay >women double down on feminism >men lose incentive to support system >men say f--- off to society >women shame/blame men for this >men don't care >s--- society burns out
>generation of men die in WWI >women get vote >women become majority electorate >women institute welfare state >men pay most taxes over lifetime >mens taxes support welfare state >welfare state supports single mothers >single mothers raise criminals and drug addicts >spike in crime and druggies >men die in WWII >feminism kicks in >women demand no fault divorce >state becomes husband >divorce rates rise >Men still pay most taxes >Women receive most tax benefits >men taxes supporting single mothers and nanny state >women demand more >women vote open borders >women vote diversiy quotas >women vote antimale pro women legislation >all supported by mens taxes >women can't stop themseves >infrastructure decays >education decays >healthcare decays >economy decays >relationshps decay >women double down on feminism >men lose incentive to support system >men say f--- off to society >women shame/blame men for this >men don't care >s--- society burns out

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He tricked me My (18F) boyfriend (29M) said he was into BDSM so he'd have me doing burpees, planking, wall sits, and pushups (with him on my back sometimes). I was into it and he said he loves watching girls get pushed to their physical and mental limits when they submit to him. Then after a few months of this he admitted he was just trying to get me in better shape because he didn't like having sex with me as much before at my old weight. Should I be offended? 94 r/relationship_advice D based 54 : Anonymous high IQ boyfriend + Share IMG_20201202_130029.jpg 53 KB JPG Award 12/02/20(Wed)06:02:38 No.58678028 : Anonymous >>58678020 (OP) # Yeah I'm into BDSM. Bench - deadlift - squat - military press 12/02/20(Wed)06:04:21 No.58678037 >>58678044 # >>58678053 # >>58678304 # >>58678577 # >>58679309 # >>58679347 # >>58679368 # >>58679558 # >>58679612 # >>58683087 # >>58683410 # >>58683531 #
He tricked me My (18F) boyfriend (29M) said he was into BDSM so he'd have me doing burpees, planking, wall sits, and pushups (with him on my back sometimes). I was into it and he said he loves watching girls get pushed to their physical and mental limits when they submit to him. Then after a few months of this he admitted he was just trying to get me in better shape because he didn't like having sex with me as much before at my old weight. Should I be offended? 94 r/relationship_advice D based 54 : Anonymous high IQ boyfriend + Share IMG_20201202_130029.jpg 53 KB JPG Award 12/02/20(Wed)06:02:38 No.58678028 : Anonymous >>58678020 (OP) # Yeah I'm into BDSM. Bench - deadlift - squat - military press 12/02/20(Wed)06:04:21 No.58678037 >>58678044 # >>58678053 # >>58678304 # >>58678577 # >>58679309 # >>58679347 # >>58679368 # >>58679558 # >>58679612 # >>58683087 # >>58683410 # >>58683531 #

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anon says why its not the women | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/22/22(Sat)08:06:44 No.70685211 >i don't have a gf >women are the problem >i am an ugly, unhygienic, mess >women are the problem >i smell bad >women are the problem >i spent 16 hours yesterday posting misogynistic rants on /r9k/ 15 KB PNG >women are the problem >my politics are abhorrently right-wing, racist, fascistic, and evil >women are the problem >in fact, i literally want society to return to medieval morality and keep women as sex slaves >women are the problem >i don't work out, don't have a job, and can barely function day-to-day >women are the problem >i am socially retarded and angry all the time >women are the problem >i hate my parents >women are the problem >i ooze repulsiveness >women are the problem
Anonymous 10/22/22(Sat)08:06:44 No.70685211 >i don't have a gf >women are the problem >i am an ugly, unhygienic, mess >women are the problem >i smell bad >women are the problem >i spent 16 hours yesterday posting misogynistic rants on /r9k/ 15 KB PNG >women are the problem >my politics are abhorrently right-wing, racist, fascistic, and evil >women are the problem >in fact, i literally want society to return to medieval morality and keep women as sex slaves >women are the problem >i don't work out, don't have a job, and can barely function day-to-day >women are the problem >i am socially retarded and angry all the time >women are the problem >i hate my parents >women are the problem >i ooze repulsiveness >women are the problem

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Anon goes to Europe | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I'd like to tell a story >be me last summer >not too beta but spend all time inside on computer (also virginfag) >vidya, animu, p---, etc. 68 KB JPG >parents cool with lifestyle but dad always tries to get me out of my shell >offers to pay for a flight to Europe >i'm not too interested (murica f--- yeah) but figure its a free trip >fly into Munich >reenact german invasion (train to Poland, Denmark, Norway, France and Belgium) >pretty uneventful, just go to lame tourist traps and sometimes local bars >want to lose virginity >decide to go to Amsterdam my last two days Anonymous 04/13/15(Mon)23:31:25 No.609857223 579 KB JPG >figure I'll go to club and try to talk up a girl, and if that fails I'll atleast hit up a brothel >night cometh, go to closest club >can hear music from outside, no line just a bouncer outside 04/13/15(Mon)23:34:04 No.609857553 >this guy is f------ ripped, has 3 inches on me atleast (im 6'2) >long hair >long beard >>609857883 # >>609857440 >stay in hostel, first day just walk around, notice some clubs and brothels >beard braided to a point >nordic blood flowing strong Anonymous >a f------ viking blocking my entrance to the club >get up to door expecting to be turned away >what a twist, lets me in no problem 04/13/15(Mon)23:36:07 No.609857850 873 KB JPG >see one fine ass girl, long blonde hair with flower hairband, pierced nose 205 KB JPG >>609857515 >typical club, lots of bros and rave chicks >get a drink and look around at the girls >dancing by herself, figure she came alone or her friends are away >go up to her and start dancing >we dance a little, I ask her where shes from >"sweden" >ask her name >"Sky" >doubt its her real name, f------ hippies but shes so hot >we dance and I buy her a few drinks >asks me if I want to do molly >never done anything but pot, but hey this may go somewhere >>609857980 # >>609858074 # 73 KB JPG >>609857883 That would be hard >we keep dancing, she starts grinding on me more and more >please dont get hard please dont get hard >get hard >after about 20 seconds of grinding on my hard d--- she turns around >big smile on her face, puts hand on the front of my pants >I put my arms around her and we kind of sway to the music while she strokes >she stops >"follow me" >she leads me away from the pit and bar to the mens bathroom >ohgodthisisit >a guy is coming out as we go in, just smiles at us >some stalls are closed and a guy is washing his hands but doesnt see us go to the last stall >she unzips my pants >drops to her knees, starts going as if my d--- is rotting fish or whatever the f--- they eat >I c-- in less than a minute >s--- happens >she kind of giggles and swallows >unzips and takes off her pants Anonymous 04/13/15(Mon)23:39:55 No.609858305 >>609858074 Aye Aye captain >bends over the toilet >I've gone soft, start to eat her out >shes loving it, though I have no idea what I'm doing >a few minutes into it she turns around >Rim my ass >pokerface.jpeg >never thought I'd do something so nasty but I'm pretty buzzed and horny >start to rim her ass, shes moaning loudly >all of the sudden hear a knock at the urinal >"open the door" >oh s--- >get up from the floor >open the door >>609858392 # >>609858560 # >>609858579 # Anonymous 04/13/15(Mon)23:41:36 No.609858487 >>609858330 >I'ts the f------ nordic bouncer >"what do you think you're doing in here?" 280 KB JPG >I stumble over words, "I uhh we were just uhh* >he pushes past me, I see girl is still bent over >he gets on the floor >what the f--- >bouncer starts eating her ass >shes moaning even louder than before >I'm f------ frozen in awe >finally get courage and speak up >"what the f--- are you doing?" >bouncer turns to me and says >"Skys rim belongs to the nords" Reinvented by Fracati for iFunny :) Ⓒifunny.co
Anonymous I'd like to tell a story >be me last summer >not too beta but spend all time inside on computer (also virginfag) >vidya, animu, p---, etc. 68 KB JPG >parents cool with lifestyle but dad always tries to get me out of my shell >offers to pay for a flight to Europe >i'm not too interested (murica f--- yeah) but figure its a free trip >fly into Munich >reenact german invasion (train to Poland, Denmark, Norway, France and Belgium) >pretty uneventful, just go to lame tourist traps and sometimes local bars >want to lose virginity >decide to go to Amsterdam my last two days Anonymous 04/13/15(Mon)23:31:25 No.609857223 579 KB JPG >figure I'll go to club and try to talk up a girl, and if that fails I'll atleast hit up a brothel >night cometh, go to closest club >can hear music from outside, no line just a bouncer outside 04/13/15(Mon)23:34:04 No.609857553 >this guy is f------ ripped, has 3 inches on me atleast (im 6'2) >long hair >long beard >>609857883 # >>609857440 >stay in hostel, first day just walk around, notice some clubs and brothels >beard braided to a point >nordic blood flowing strong Anonymous >a f------ viking blocking my entrance to the club >get up to door expecting to be turned away >what a twist, lets me in no problem 04/13/15(Mon)23:36:07 No.609857850 873 KB JPG >see one fine ass girl, long blonde hair with flower hairband, pierced nose 205 KB JPG >>609857515 >typical club, lots of bros and rave chicks >get a drink and look around at the girls >dancing by herself, figure she came alone or her friends are away >go up to her and start dancing >we dance a little, I ask her where shes from >"sweden" >ask her name >"Sky" >doubt its her real name, f------ hippies but shes so hot >we dance and I buy her a few drinks >asks me if I want to do molly >never done anything but pot, but hey this may go somewhere >>609857980 # >>609858074 # 73 KB JPG >>609857883 That would be hard >we keep dancing, she starts grinding on me more and more >please dont get hard please dont get hard >get hard >after about 20 seconds of grinding on my hard d--- she turns around >big smile on her face, puts hand on the front of my pants >I put my arms around her and we kind of sway to the music while she strokes >she stops >"follow me" >she leads me away from the pit and bar to the mens bathroom >ohgodthisisit >a guy is coming out as we go in, just smiles at us >some stalls are closed and a guy is washing his hands but doesnt see us go to the last stall >she unzips my pants >drops to her knees, starts going as if my d--- is rotting fish or whatever the f--- they eat >I c-- in less than a minute >s--- happens >she kind of giggles and swallows >unzips and takes off her pants Anonymous 04/13/15(Mon)23:39:55 No.609858305 >>609858074 Aye Aye captain >bends over the toilet >I've gone soft, start to eat her out >shes loving it, though I have no idea what I'm doing >a few minutes into it she turns around >Rim my ass >pokerface.jpeg >never thought I'd do something so nasty but I'm pretty buzzed and horny >start to rim her ass, shes moaning loudly >all of the sudden hear a knock at the urinal >"open the door" >oh s--- >get up from the floor >open the door >>609858392 # >>609858560 # >>609858579 # Anonymous 04/13/15(Mon)23:41:36 No.609858487 >>609858330 >I'ts the f------ nordic bouncer >"what do you think you're doing in here?" 280 KB JPG >I stumble over words, "I uhh we were just uhh* >he pushes past me, I see girl is still bent over >he gets on the floor >what the f--- >bouncer starts eating her ass >shes moaning even louder than before >I'm f------ frozen in awe >finally get courage and speak up >"what the f--- are you doing?" >bouncer turns to me and says >"Skys rim belongs to the nords" Reinvented by Fracati for iFunny :) Ⓒifunny.co

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Anon Thinks Leon Is A Dick | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/20/21(Sat)12:28:56 No.34857E >goes to Spain >breaks into a local farmer's house >expects him to speak English >starts babbling about some kidnapped 20 yo roastie >homeowner tells him to get out >he doesn't >homeowner feeling in danger grabs a hatchet to fight off the intruder >Leon shoots him in the head without hesitation >"he was hostile I had to neutralize him Imao" >locals try to defend themselves after they learn an outsider intruder killed a member of their community >Leon goes on a killing spree in the village >it was for muh president daughter what a d-------
Anonymous 11/20/21(Sat)12:28:56 No.34857E >goes to Spain >breaks into a local farmer's house >expects him to speak English >starts babbling about some kidnapped 20 yo roastie >homeowner tells him to get out >he doesn't >homeowner feeling in danger grabs a hatchet to fight off the intruder >Leon shoots him in the head without hesitation >"he was hostile I had to neutralize him Imao" >locals try to defend themselves after they learn an outsider intruder killed a member of their community >Leon goes on a killing spree in the village >it was for muh president daughter what a d-------

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anon thanks biden | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous How I lost my virginity 47 KB JPG 11/20/22(Sun)22:03:52 No.889419115 >be me >15 yo lil s--- >somehow got to the point where I'm going to get laid inside a children's playhouse >she's stroking my d--- >I try to avoid c------ too quick >think unsexy thoughts.wav >mfw I think of Joe biden >I blurt out Joe biden Joe biden >her face when >tfw I bust the fattest load Joe biden accomplished what shinzo abe never could. Thanks Joe biden
: Anonymous How I lost my virginity 47 KB JPG 11/20/22(Sun)22:03:52 No.889419115 >be me >15 yo lil s--- >somehow got to the point where I'm going to get laid inside a children's playhouse >she's stroking my d--- >I try to avoid c------ too quick >think unsexy thoughts.wav >mfw I think of Joe biden >I blurt out Joe biden Joe biden >her face when >tfw I bust the fattest load Joe biden accomplished what shinzo abe never could. Thanks Joe biden

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Anon is a brown belt | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (6 192 KB JPG 06/04/22(Sat)19:53:43 No.68915496 >be in Karate >have to s--- >Dont say anything even though we have to run laps around the mat >S--- my pants while running laps with everyone >Nobody notices and continues running laps, stepping on my s--- >Now s--- is everywhere >Suddenly one kid notices and goes up to smell it >confirms its s--- >tells the teacher >Dojo is closed for the remainder of the day Nobody ever found out it was me
: Anonymous (6 192 KB JPG 06/04/22(Sat)19:53:43 No.68915496 >be in Karate >have to s--- >Dont say anything even though we have to run laps around the mat >S--- my pants while running laps with everyone >Nobody notices and continues running laps, stepping on my s--- >Now s--- is everywhere >Suddenly one kid notices and goes up to smell it >confirms its s--- >tells the teacher >Dojo is closed for the remainder of the day Nobody ever found out it was me

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Socially retarded arsonist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 36 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/21/22(Mon)02:45:43 No.71058486 >parents never teached me how to talk to girls or people in general >became social retard and still a virgin at 22 >society still somehow expects me to love and care for these people 11/21/22(Mon )02:51:25 No.71058538 >parent sheltered me all my life >never let me hang out with the boys of my class after school, said they were "afraid they could badly influence me" >surprised I ended up a 23 yo friendless retard nerd that is too anxious to go outside, find a job and a gf Serves them well, if they kick me out I burn the house down.
: Anonymous 36 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/21/22(Mon)02:45:43 No.71058486 >parents never teached me how to talk to girls or people in general >became social retard and still a virgin at 22 >society still somehow expects me to love and care for these people 11/21/22(Mon )02:51:25 No.71058538 >parent sheltered me all my life >never let me hang out with the boys of my class after school, said they were "afraid they could badly influence me" >surprised I ended up a 23 yo friendless retard nerd that is too anxious to go outside, find a job and a gf Serves them well, if they kick me out I burn the house down.

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Anon tries getting girls | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ooJek2Km) 08/05/14(Tue)07:01:53 No.560738584 >>560734967 >be fat kid "You're so nice!" >Get sick of it, go skeletor mode in 7th grade "Aaaaw you're so cute!" >Lift weights through high school and get buff >finally start getting the type of attention I want from girls >Turns out I'm gay Yup, puberty sucked.
Anonymous (ID: ooJek2Km) 08/05/14(Tue)07:01:53 No.560738584 >>560734967 >be fat kid "You're so nice!" >Get sick of it, go skeletor mode in 7th grade "Aaaaw you're so cute!" >Lift weights through high school and get buff >finally start getting the type of attention I want from girls >Turns out I'm gay Yup, puberty sucked.

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anons dad is a youtuber | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 345 KB PNG 10/06/22(Thu)23:48:56 No.70483524 >be me >watch ASMR youtuber >this guy looks like my dad >obviously not my dad >my dad randomly leaves for several hours or I won't see him in the house for several hours >whatever.jpg >fast forward today >see dad has shaved and cut his hair ...dad? >go on youtube >ASMR guy has posted new video today >he has shaved and cut his hair >w--.wav
: Anonymous 345 KB PNG 10/06/22(Thu)23:48:56 No.70483524 >be me >watch ASMR youtuber >this guy looks like my dad >obviously not my dad >my dad randomly leaves for several hours or I won't see him in the house for several hours >whatever.jpg >fast forward today >see dad has shaved and cut his hair ...dad? >go on youtube >ASMR guy has posted new video today >he has shaved and cut his hair >w--.wav

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God hates anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 128 KB JPG 11/20/22(Sun)12:13:06 No.889404906 >been with 14 women >every one of them unprompted without fail told me I have a great d--- >last year I was in a fire accident >there are permanent burn scars on my d--- now God took from me the only good thing I ever had
Anonymous 128 KB JPG 11/20/22(Sun)12:13:06 No.889404906 >been with 14 women >every one of them unprompted without fail told me I have a great d--- >last year I was in a fire accident >there are permanent burn scars on my d--- now God took from me the only good thing I ever had

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Anon has a revelation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 382 KB JPG 11/20/22(Sun)17:00:35 No.71058112 >females take hours to c-- >i can c-- in 30 seconds View Thread
: Anonymous 382 KB JPG 11/20/22(Sun)17:00:35 No.71058112 >females take hours to c-- >i can c-- in 30 seconds View Thread

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Starting from scratch | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 39 KB JPG 11/20/22(Sun)00:21:06 No.71054943 I have a plan robot >get a job at a convenience store >usually they will sell scratchers there, there are 50s and 100s packs >scratch all of them, the prize is from $2000-$10000 >if I win I will buy all the scratchers >if I lose I will just report them as stolen (live in a bad place so it's believable) will this work? 11/20/22(Sun)00:24:08 No.71054971 : Anonymous Say hello to CCTV evidence in court.
: Anonymous 39 KB JPG 11/20/22(Sun)00:21:06 No.71054943 I have a plan robot >get a job at a convenience store >usually they will sell scratchers there, there are 50s and 100s packs >scratch all of them, the prize is from $2000-$10000 >if I win I will buy all the scratchers >if I lose I will just report them as stolen (live in a bad place so it's believable) will this work? 11/20/22(Sun)00:24:08 No.71054971 : Anonymous Say hello to CCTV evidence in court.

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Anon learns the truth | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 413 KB PNG 6 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous 15 KB PNG 11/20/22(Sun)14:54:21 No.71057621 >girls actually poop View Thread 11/20/22(Sun)14:58:10 No.71057650 >>71057621 (OP) # >They will never do it in my mouth
Anonymous 413 KB PNG 6 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous 15 KB PNG 11/20/22(Sun)14:54:21 No.71057621 >girls actually poop View Thread 11/20/22(Sun)14:58:10 No.71057650 >>71057621 (OP) # >They will never do it in my mouth

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Anon tries to be a hero | /r/Greentext

ruella De KB, 910X69 Anonymous 10/27/17 (Fri)05:43:45 No.40693119 >>40693307 Have you robots ever tried to do something nice for someone? >Be me >Middle school >Sitting at home on Facebook >See that some girl is posting about her lost cat >Girl is pretty popular so alot of people are looking for it >Whatever >Throw kitten away in garbage >Avoid girl for the rest of my life Why does this s--- always happen to me >Next day I go outside and hear a meowing coming from between my garbage cans >It's the girls little kitten >I take it inside and give it some milk and bread >About to message girl >Excited cause no one likes me and hopping this will get me more friends >Think about how heroic I am >Think about how much more heroic I'd be if I nursed the kitten back to health if it was hurt >Kitten isn't hurt tho >Lightbulb.png >Take kitten by the back legs and slam it against the counter top >I think my idea was that it would break a leg and I could make a cute little cast for it >Kitten doesn't move >Oh f---
ruella De KB, 910X69 Anonymous 10/27/17 (Fri)05:43:45 No.40693119 >>40693307 Have you robots ever tried to do something nice for someone? >Be me >Middle school >Sitting at home on Facebook >See that some girl is posting about her lost cat >Girl is pretty popular so alot of people are looking for it >Whatever >Throw kitten away in garbage >Avoid girl for the rest of my life Why does this s--- always happen to me >Next day I go outside and hear a meowing coming from between my garbage cans >It's the girls little kitten >I take it inside and give it some milk and bread >About to message girl >Excited cause no one likes me and hopping this will get me more friends >Think about how heroic I am >Think about how much more heroic I'd be if I nursed the kitten back to health if it was hurt >Kitten isn't hurt tho >Lightbulb.png >Take kitten by the back legs and slam it against the counter top >I think my idea was that it would break a leg and I could make a cute little cast for it >Kitten doesn't move >Oh f---

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Anon be happy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/18(Sat)03:07:57 No.764293421 >be me >neet loser >hate myself >not good at anything >it's pizza friday >my mom makes the pizza dough, and i make the rest of it 69 KB JPG >mom usually doesn't have pizza >eat my pizza upstairs in my room >tasty.png >go downstairs for more >my mom calls me into her room >"hey anon, i ate some of you pizza, hope you don't mind >whatever.avi >"you make really good pizzas anon. they're the best i've ever tasted" >mom makes my bro try some of the pizza >he loves it aswell >mfw i'm actually OK at something Love you mom.
: Anonymous 03/31/18(Sat)03:07:57 No.764293421 >be me >neet loser >hate myself >not good at anything >it's pizza friday >my mom makes the pizza dough, and i make the rest of it 69 KB JPG >mom usually doesn't have pizza >eat my pizza upstairs in my room >tasty.png >go downstairs for more >my mom calls me into her room >"hey anon, i ate some of you pizza, hope you don't mind >whatever.avi >"you make really good pizzas anon. they're the best i've ever tasted" >mom makes my bro try some of the pizza >he loves it aswell >mfw i'm actually OK at something Love you mom.

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: Anonymous Paulanergarten 88 KB JPG 11/19/22(Sat) 23:01:00 No.889360684 > be German > hating church > Want to become excommunicated > Idea.bilddatei > Piss on local church altar, punch priest in stomach, poop in holy waters > Get arrested and imprisoned > In prison receive letter from church > "Herr, You been excommunicated we hope you burn in hell mf Arsch" Objektiv-komplett.bmp > > After Forst month in prison receive paycheck for s----- labour (folding Kinder surprise eggs) > Notice church tax are still deducted from loan > Sauerkraut face when
: Anonymous Paulanergarten 88 KB JPG 11/19/22(Sat) 23:01:00 No.889360684 > be German > hating church > Want to become excommunicated > Idea.bilddatei > Piss on local church altar, punch priest in stomach, poop in holy waters > Get arrested and imprisoned > In prison receive letter from church > "Herr, You been excommunicated we hope you burn in hell mf Arsch" Objektiv-komplett.bmp > > After Forst month in prison receive paycheck for s----- labour (folding Kinder surprise eggs) > Notice church tax are still deducted from loan > Sauerkraut face when

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