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Anonymous 09/22/24(Sun)17:38:23 No.32041155 >Be me >Ruminate over a bitch for 1 year >Go to therapy >Guy sits there, telling me he doesn't understand what I mean and that I need to get over her without asking for follow ups >Feel emasculated and cucked >Desperate and stressed beyond belief, travel to smaller town to see a different psychiatrist >Woman preliminarily diagnoses me with OCD >Doesn't even listen to the full story >I do in fact have OCD, severe at that, but I didn't see her for it >Incomprehensibly impressed >Gives me info, etc >Do research and realize I need to deal with this disease now, it's time, struggled with it for 5 years >Read one potent reddit post >Read one therapist's work on OCD >85% of symptoms gone >Rituals don't take 5-15 minutes, or ruin entire days, take 5-15 seconds at most with some effort to counter act >Many of the worst rituals gone >2 days in and counting It's insane how positive I am I know it's too early to celebrate and I'll likely relapse harder than ever before, but seeing that therapist was one of the greatest things I ever did and I'm considering writing to her if all goes well
Anonymous 09/22/24(Sun)17:38:23 No.32041155 >Be me >Ruminate over a bitch for 1 year >Go to therapy >Guy sits there, telling me he doesn't understand what I mean and that I need to get over her without asking for follow ups >Feel emasculated and cucked >Desperate and stressed beyond belief, travel to smaller town to see a different psychiatrist >Woman preliminarily diagnoses me with OCD >Doesn't even listen to the full story >I do in fact have OCD, severe at that, but I didn't see her for it >Incomprehensibly impressed >Gives me info, etc >Do research and realize I need to deal with this disease now, it's time, struggled with it for 5 years >Read one potent reddit post >Read one therapist's work on OCD >85% of symptoms gone >Rituals don't take 5-15 minutes, or ruin entire days, take 5-15 seconds at most with some effort to counter act >Many of the worst rituals gone >2 days in and counting It's insane how positive I am I know it's too early to celebrate and I'll likely relapse harder than ever before, but seeing that therapist was one of the greatest things I ever did and I'm considering writing to her if all goes well

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous skibidi scat ▼Settings Mobile Home 09/23/24(Mon)13:54:29 No.78904600 99 KB PNG >Skibidi toilet I was there 3000 years ago 3:31
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: Anonymous Best Seller 10. 11 12 1 b. 6 8 7 3 + QUARTZ 5 6 11 12 1 10 9 09/07/24(Sat)21:45:50 No.102276879 Overall Pick 0 10 11 12 1 8 7 LO 3 10 8 12 11 1 HIPPPH 7 EO 50 N 3 Purchased Aug 2024 9 10 .8. 7 6 00 + i 5 3 4. 3= ო .8 7 65 Sponsored Bernhard Products Black Wall Clock, Large 13-Inch Silent Non Ticking Quartz Battery Operated Round Easy to Read... Options: 5 sizes ✶✶✶✶✶27,904 1K+ bought in past month $1995 List: $29.99 FREE delivery Thu, Sep 12 for Prime members Small Business Add to cart Sponsored AKCISOT Wall Clock 10 Inch Silent Non-Ticking Modern Clocks Battery Operated - Analog Small Classic for Office, Home, Bathroo... Options: 6 sizes ✰✰✰✰✰6,744 2K+ bought in past month $1199 List: $17.99 ✔prime Same-Day FREE delivery Today 5 PM - 10 PM on $25 of qualifying Items Add to cart Sponsored Wall Clock, Modern 8 Inch Battery Operated Wall Clocks, Silent Non Ticking Small Analog Clock for Living Room, Office, Home,... Options: 5 sizes ✰✰✰✰✰♥1,454 3K+ bought in past month $8.99 ✔prime Same-Day FREE delivery Today 5 PM - 10 PM on $25 of qualifying items Add to cart Sponsored HIPPIH Clock Black Wall Clock Silent Non Ticking Quality Quartz - 10 Inch Round Easy to Read for Home Office & School Decor Clock ✰✰✰✰✰ 7,175 600+ bought in past month $998 List: $19.99 Save 5% on 2 select item(s) ✓prime One-Day FREE delivery Tomorrow, Sep 8 Or FREE delivery Overnight 7 AM - 11 AM on $25 of qualifying items Add to cart Bernhard Products Black Wall Clock Silent Non Ticking 10 Inch Quality Quartz Battery Operated Round Easy to Read... Options: 5 sizes ✰✰✰✰✰ 27,904 7K+ bought in past month $997 List: $25.99 ✔prime Same-Day FREE delivery Today 5 PM - 10 PM on $25 of qualifying items Small Business Add to cart 144510.png 410 KB PNG Why do they all look the same, w--? What happened to art and design?
: Anonymous Best Seller 10. 11 12 1 b. 6 8 7 3 + QUARTZ 5 6 11 12 1 10 9 09/07/24(Sat)21:45:50 No.102276879 Overall Pick 0 10 11 12 1 8 7 LO 3 10 8 12 11 1 HIPPPH 7 EO 50 N 3 Purchased Aug 2024 9 10 .8. 7 6 00 + i 5 3 4. 3= ო .8 7 65 Sponsored Bernhard Products Black Wall Clock, Large 13-Inch Silent Non Ticking Quartz Battery Operated Round Easy to Read... Options: 5 sizes ✶✶✶✶✶27,904 1K+ bought in past month $1995 List: $29.99 FREE delivery Thu, Sep 12 for Prime members Small Business Add to cart Sponsored AKCISOT Wall Clock 10 Inch Silent Non-Ticking Modern Clocks Battery Operated - Analog Small Classic for Office, Home, Bathroo... Options: 6 sizes ✰✰✰✰✰6,744 2K+ bought in past month $1199 List: $17.99 ✔prime Same-Day FREE delivery Today 5 PM - 10 PM on $25 of qualifying Items Add to cart Sponsored Wall Clock, Modern 8 Inch Battery Operated Wall Clocks, Silent Non Ticking Small Analog Clock for Living Room, Office, Home,... Options: 5 sizes ✰✰✰✰✰♥1,454 3K+ bought in past month $8.99 ✔prime Same-Day FREE delivery Today 5 PM - 10 PM on $25 of qualifying items Add to cart Sponsored HIPPIH Clock Black Wall Clock Silent Non Ticking Quality Quartz - 10 Inch Round Easy to Read for Home Office & School Decor Clock ✰✰✰✰✰ 7,175 600+ bought in past month $998 List: $19.99 Save 5% on 2 select item(s) ✓prime One-Day FREE delivery Tomorrow, Sep 8 Or FREE delivery Overnight 7 AM - 11 AM on $25 of qualifying items Add to cart Bernhard Products Black Wall Clock Silent Non Ticking 10 Inch Quality Quartz Battery Operated Round Easy to Read... Options: 5 sizes ✰✰✰✰✰ 27,904 7K+ bought in past month $997 List: $25.99 ✔prime Same-Day FREE delivery Today 5 PM - 10 PM on $25 of qualifying items Small Business Add to cart 144510.png 410 KB PNG Why do they all look the same, w--? What happened to art and design?

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Anon gets rejected | /r/Greentext

1h (09/23/24 18:52) 924891026 - 2 Re - 0 Img PNG - 448KB. (750 × 747) · ciggar pepe.png 2 Replies girl blocked me for a s--- >be me >add a girl on snap who blocked me >convo goes well >we talk about late life >ask her if she wants to konw everything in chronological order >"yes" she said >"ok" >tell her about my things in life >bring up about how i rejected a girl when she approched me when i was on sigma grindset >get blocked again >cigar.jpg (me when i got blocked) why do these female medium have such a retrard mindset and judgement 8m (09/23/24 19:58) · 924893491 >>924891026 (OP) she's a beta, she was no good for you 56s (09/23/24 20:05) 924893760 >>924891026 (OP) >Snapchat Kys, zoomer
1h (09/23/24 18:52) 924891026 - 2 Re - 0 Img PNG - 448KB. (750 × 747) · ciggar pepe.png 2 Replies girl blocked me for a s--- >be me >add a girl on snap who blocked me >convo goes well >we talk about late life >ask her if she wants to konw everything in chronological order >"yes" she said >"ok" >tell her about my things in life >bring up about how i rejected a girl when she approched me when i was on sigma grindset >get blocked again >cigar.jpg (me when i got blocked) why do these female medium have such a retrard mindset and judgement 8m (09/23/24 19:58) · 924893491 >>924891026 (OP) she's a beta, she was no good for you 56s (09/23/24 20:05) 924893760 >>924891026 (OP) >Snapchat Kys, zoomer

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Call of Courtesy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: UVg04QDI) 131 KB PNG >Be government 09/23/24(Mon)13:06:10 No.482600990 >Force all workplaces to be wheelchair accessible >Proceed to give disabled people welfare so that they don't have to work What is the point?
Anonymous (ID: UVg04QDI) 131 KB PNG >Be government 09/23/24(Mon)13:06:10 No.482600990 >Force all workplaces to be wheelchair accessible >Proceed to give disabled people welfare so that they don't have to work What is the point?

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Duality of anon | /r/Greentext

A "girlfriend" is just a bitch to f--- in the ass or mouth on a regular basis. Why is the word "friend" in it? 4 Replies 1 Image Anonymous View Thread 06/04/22(Sat)01:18:12 No.879469658 >>879469093 (OP) # because she's nice to me and we do stuff together and she's my friend
A "girlfriend" is just a bitch to f--- in the ass or mouth on a regular basis. Why is the word "friend" in it? 4 Replies 1 Image Anonymous View Thread 06/04/22(Sat)01:18:12 No.879469658 >>879469093 (OP) # because she's nice to me and we do stuff together and she's my friend

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How does he do it? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/14/24(Sat) 19:47:11 No.688807149 1728791406543.jpg 33 KB JPG >Bald 6'2" mutt with blue eyes and a barcode on the back of his head who wears the same suit everywhere >Never gets noticed by anyone Are all NPCs in the Hitman games retarded?
: Anonymous 09/14/24(Sat) 19:47:11 No.688807149 1728791406543.jpg 33 KB JPG >Bald 6'2" mutt with blue eyes and a barcode on the back of his head who wears the same suit everywhere >Never gets noticed by anyone Are all NPCs in the Hitman games retarded?

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The Family Hound | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The Family Hound 112 KB JPG 09/23/24(Mon)12:16:24 No.924892017 Picture the quintessential family dog. > Slightly obese. > Stares longingly out the window dreaming of a friend to walk with. > Leaves their toys all over the house. > Has occasional "accidents". > Expects others to cleanup for and feed them. Receives love for their existence from mom, dad, siblings and more. Picture the prototypical Neet. > Slightly obese. > Stares longingly out the window dreaming of a irl friend to walk with. > Leaves their toys all over their man cave. > Has occasional "accidents". > Expects others to cleanup for and feed them. Receives ire for existence from mom, dad siblings and more. Anthropological evidence for the Neet -> Furry pipeline.
Anonymous The Family Hound 112 KB JPG 09/23/24(Mon)12:16:24 No.924892017 Picture the quintessential family dog. > Slightly obese. > Stares longingly out the window dreaming of a friend to walk with. > Leaves their toys all over the house. > Has occasional "accidents". > Expects others to cleanup for and feed them. Receives love for their existence from mom, dad, siblings and more. Picture the prototypical Neet. > Slightly obese. > Stares longingly out the window dreaming of a irl friend to walk with. > Leaves their toys all over their man cave. > Has occasional "accidents". > Expects others to cleanup for and feed them. Receives ire for existence from mom, dad siblings and more. Anthropological evidence for the Neet -> Furry pipeline.

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Anon doesn't know | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/22/24(Sun)11:16:13 No.23833560 >>23831019 (OP) # I can somewhat understand why Mishima committed seppuku. He foresaw that the future of Japan, and the world, would turn into a dystopia filled with gays and transgender. His strong testosterone and adherence to the bushido spirit could not withstand such a future drenched in estrogen. >>23833575 # : Anonymous >>23833560 # 09/22/24(Sun)11:23:59 No.23833575 >mishymashy commit sudoku to get away from the gays Anon.... you don't know, do you?
Anonymous 09/22/24(Sun)11:16:13 No.23833560 >>23831019 (OP) # I can somewhat understand why Mishima committed seppuku. He foresaw that the future of Japan, and the world, would turn into a dystopia filled with gays and transgender. His strong testosterone and adherence to the bushido spirit could not withstand such a future drenched in estrogen. >>23833575 # : Anonymous >>23833560 # 09/22/24(Sun)11:23:59 No.23833575 >mishymashy commit sudoku to get away from the gays Anon.... you don't know, do you?

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Anon dislikes consoomers (based) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: /NwcsKVm Gunfags are consoomers 05/02/23(Tue)13:40:20 No.425590789 19 WAOW! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN 1663140568032.png 3.74 MB PNG >WAOOOOWWW!!! THIS LIMITED EDITION SPIDERMAN FUNKO IS ONLY $399!!! >I can't afford rent this month because I spent my money on installing new shelves. This is all Blumpf's fault! >No I won't play with these toys. They're collectibles! >BING BING WAHOO!!! >WAOOOOWWW!!! THIS COLT SAA IS ONLY $3000!!! >I can't afford my hospital bill because I spent my money on ammo. This is all Brandon's fault! >No, I won't defend myself from tyranny with these guns. I use them exclusively to annihilate paper targets! >BANG BANG YEEHAW!!! Literally what's the difference?
Anonymous (ID: /NwcsKVm Gunfags are consoomers 05/02/23(Tue)13:40:20 No.425590789 19 WAOW! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN 1663140568032.png 3.74 MB PNG >WAOOOOWWW!!! THIS LIMITED EDITION SPIDERMAN FUNKO IS ONLY $399!!! >I can't afford rent this month because I spent my money on installing new shelves. This is all Blumpf's fault! >No I won't play with these toys. They're collectibles! >BING BING WAHOO!!! >WAOOOOWWW!!! THIS COLT SAA IS ONLY $3000!!! >I can't afford my hospital bill because I spent my money on ammo. This is all Brandon's fault! >No, I won't defend myself from tyranny with these guns. I use them exclusively to annihilate paper targets! >BANG BANG YEEHAW!!! Literally what's the difference?

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Anon hates hippie boomers | /r/Greentext

No f------ way Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)13:12:35 No. 203708702 >>203709232 So you're telling me that this film flopped during its initial release and only recouped its budget after its re-release where they markteded it as an "le heckin awesome acid trip" to f------ hippies. This is literally a "dude weed, Imao" flick. Only having relevance because of degenerate boomer druggies. And now, you f--- defend it as though it's an unimpeachable masterpiece. Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)13:47:49 No.203709232 >>203708702 (OP) >american film >american >low-IQ subhumans that can't triumph in Paradise on Earth, Europa, so they had to move to the New World >anon still doesn't get why this movie didn't triumph the first time Anon, Hollywood has been s--- since the 40s when le merchants need propaganda to made snowiggers fight for them in Europa.
No f------ way Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)13:12:35 No. 203708702 >>203709232 So you're telling me that this film flopped during its initial release and only recouped its budget after its re-release where they markteded it as an "le heckin awesome acid trip" to f------ hippies. This is literally a "dude weed, Imao" flick. Only having relevance because of degenerate boomer druggies. And now, you f--- defend it as though it's an unimpeachable masterpiece. Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)13:47:49 No.203709232 >>203708702 (OP) >american film >american >low-IQ subhumans that can't triumph in Paradise on Earth, Europa, so they had to move to the New World >anon still doesn't get why this movie didn't triumph the first time Anon, Hollywood has been s--- since the 40s when le merchants need propaganda to made snowiggers fight for them in Europa.

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Tactical Withdrawal | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)13:16:46 No.16864900 Jaxartes R. Aral Sea KHWARAZM Paris CAROLINGIAN ATLANTIC EMPIRE OCEAN LOMBARD KINGDOM Rome Venice ANDALUSIA Seville Córdoba Corsica Naples Adriatic Sea Sardinia Carthage Sicily Reged BYZANTINE EMPIRE Crete Mediterranean Sea Cyprus Acre Tripoli Alexandria Cairo Constantinople Danube R. Black Sea KHAZAR KINGDOM (ANATOLIA) ARMENIA Don R Volga R. Caspian Sea Antioch Homs Damascus Jerusalem Tigris R Euphra AZERBAIJAN Qum Baghdad Isfahan Kufa IRAN Basra AFRICA 0 250 500 miles T 0 250 500 kilometers Spread of Islam Under Muhammad, 622-632 632-656 656-750 HEJAZ Medina • Месса Bukhara FERGHANA Samarkand Merv Kabul Quandahar Hormuz Persian Gulf Gulf of Oman OMAN ARABIAN PENINSULA YEMEN Gulf of Aden Arabian Sea 750-900 Boundaries of Abbasid Caliphate, ca. 800 download (9).jpg 137 KB JPG INDIAN OCEAN >random camel caravaners in irrelevant desert >create a new culture from scratch >take over half of the known world in a century How did they do it? : Anonymous Power of Allah 07/18/24(Thu)13:20:02 No.16864906
Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)13:16:46 No.16864900 Jaxartes R. Aral Sea KHWARAZM Paris CAROLINGIAN ATLANTIC EMPIRE OCEAN LOMBARD KINGDOM Rome Venice ANDALUSIA Seville Córdoba Corsica Naples Adriatic Sea Sardinia Carthage Sicily Reged BYZANTINE EMPIRE Crete Mediterranean Sea Cyprus Acre Tripoli Alexandria Cairo Constantinople Danube R. Black Sea KHAZAR KINGDOM (ANATOLIA) ARMENIA Don R Volga R. Caspian Sea Antioch Homs Damascus Jerusalem Tigris R Euphra AZERBAIJAN Qum Baghdad Isfahan Kufa IRAN Basra AFRICA 0 250 500 miles T 0 250 500 kilometers Spread of Islam Under Muhammad, 622-632 632-656 656-750 HEJAZ Medina • Месса Bukhara FERGHANA Samarkand Merv Kabul Quandahar Hormuz Persian Gulf Gulf of Oman OMAN ARABIAN PENINSULA YEMEN Gulf of Aden Arabian Sea 750-900 Boundaries of Abbasid Caliphate, ca. 800 download (9).jpg 137 KB JPG INDIAN OCEAN >random camel caravaners in irrelevant desert >create a new culture from scratch >take over half of the known world in a century How did they do it? : Anonymous Power of Allah 07/18/24(Thu)13:20:02 No.16864906

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Anon Has Low Hopes for Dune 3 | /r/Greentext

File: DUNE.jpg (14 KB, 250x314) So, how will Denis address this s---? Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)10:53:09 No.203786789 >>203786863 >>203787091 >>203787825 >>203787937 >>203788901 >>203789452 >>203793961 ☐ Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon) 10:54:13 No.203786819 >>203786942 >>203794014 He won't, he's too p---- to adapt the hard books. >> Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon) 11:01:06 No.203786978 ►>>203787260 File: 1721539711905931.jpg (19 KB, 279x312) >How did The Baron survive dioxis to the face? >What was the point of Paul's training with Gurney? >Why didn't Idaho Potato sneak out the back with Paul and Jessica? >Why did the Harkonnen soldiers use a laser to open the door? >Why does the Harkonnen harvester have a ground unit escorting it? >When and/or why did the Fremen bury themselves in the sand ahead of the harvester? >How did the Harkonnen scout thopters not see Gurney and his retinue slowly approaching from miles away? >Why did Paul leave Shadman alive? >Why did Paul even marry Irulan? ☐ Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)11:11:33 No.203787260 >>203786978 >>How did The Baron survive dioxis to the face? >>203787383 >>203789690 A lifelong diet of eating boy ass gave him immunity to poisons >>What was the point of Paul's training with Gurney? Allegory for gay sex >>Why didn't Idaho Potato sneak out the back with Paul and Jessica? He wanted to get penetrated by the Sardaukars >>Why did the Harkonnen soldiers use a laser to open the door? They didn't have lightsabers >>Why does the Harkonnen harvester have a ground unit escorting it? They read Harry Potter and wanted to stretch their legs >>When and/or why did the Fremen bury themselves in the sand ahead of the harvester? Last Tuesday, because they were building a sandcastle at the same time >>How did the Harkonnen scout thopters not see Gurney and his retinue slowly approaching from miles away? They were blind from excessive cooming, it's why they were also bald and pale >>Why did Paul leave Shadman alive? He wanted him Walken to his death >>Why did Paul even marry Irulan? She was white ☐ Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)11:15:38 No.203787383 File: 1721423931793439.jpg (42 KB, 769x789) Winning smile L W b >>203787260 No further questions ☐ Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)12:43:30 No.203789690 >>203787260 kek
File: DUNE.jpg (14 KB, 250x314) So, how will Denis address this s---? Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)10:53:09 No.203786789 >>203786863 >>203787091 >>203787825 >>203787937 >>203788901 >>203789452 >>203793961 ☐ Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon) 10:54:13 No.203786819 >>203786942 >>203794014 He won't, he's too p---- to adapt the hard books. >> Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon) 11:01:06 No.203786978 ►>>203787260 File: 1721539711905931.jpg (19 KB, 279x312) >How did The Baron survive dioxis to the face? >What was the point of Paul's training with Gurney? >Why didn't Idaho Potato sneak out the back with Paul and Jessica? >Why did the Harkonnen soldiers use a laser to open the door? >Why does the Harkonnen harvester have a ground unit escorting it? >When and/or why did the Fremen bury themselves in the sand ahead of the harvester? >How did the Harkonnen scout thopters not see Gurney and his retinue slowly approaching from miles away? >Why did Paul leave Shadman alive? >Why did Paul even marry Irulan? ☐ Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)11:11:33 No.203787260 >>203786978 >>How did The Baron survive dioxis to the face? >>203787383 >>203789690 A lifelong diet of eating boy ass gave him immunity to poisons >>What was the point of Paul's training with Gurney? Allegory for gay sex >>Why didn't Idaho Potato sneak out the back with Paul and Jessica? He wanted to get penetrated by the Sardaukars >>Why did the Harkonnen soldiers use a laser to open the door? They didn't have lightsabers >>Why does the Harkonnen harvester have a ground unit escorting it? They read Harry Potter and wanted to stretch their legs >>When and/or why did the Fremen bury themselves in the sand ahead of the harvester? Last Tuesday, because they were building a sandcastle at the same time >>How did the Harkonnen scout thopters not see Gurney and his retinue slowly approaching from miles away? They were blind from excessive cooming, it's why they were also bald and pale >>Why did Paul leave Shadman alive? He wanted him Walken to his death >>Why did Paul even marry Irulan? She was white ☐ Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)11:15:38 No.203787383 File: 1721423931793439.jpg (42 KB, 769x789) Winning smile L W b >>203787260 No further questions ☐ Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)12:43:30 No.203789690 >>203787260 kek

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Roasted by the retarded kid | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/17/17(Fri)08:07:40 No.41157638 File: E6CBFF8E-A25D-47A7-ABAD-0(...).jpg (26 KB, 480x360) ค >Be me >Be 17, in my first year of A-levels >There was this one tard kid in a few of my classes, we'll call him Carl >Not downs tard, but he's ok. Very quiet lad. >Our school had really small A-level classes, so my physics class was 8 people >Carl being one of them. >Basically entire class are friends >One of my friends has his laptop out and is slacking off on YouTube >Searches Big Cook Little Cook For anyone who doesn't know the show, it's a British kids show about cooking. https://youtu.be/ayEzSWeJhok [Embed] >Everyone gathers around to start watching Big Cook Little Cook >Apart from Carl. >7 16-17 year olds watching a show for small children. >Our physics teacher was well aware of our shenanigans at this point >'Hey, you guys should actually do work for once' >Carl decides to speak a full sentence for once >'Yes, if you wanted to learn about food, you should have taken food tech.' Absolutely roasted by the retarded kid.
Anonymous 11/17/17(Fri)08:07:40 No.41157638 File: E6CBFF8E-A25D-47A7-ABAD-0(...).jpg (26 KB, 480x360) ค >Be me >Be 17, in my first year of A-levels >There was this one tard kid in a few of my classes, we'll call him Carl >Not downs tard, but he's ok. Very quiet lad. >Our school had really small A-level classes, so my physics class was 8 people >Carl being one of them. >Basically entire class are friends >One of my friends has his laptop out and is slacking off on YouTube >Searches Big Cook Little Cook For anyone who doesn't know the show, it's a British kids show about cooking. https://youtu.be/ayEzSWeJhok [Embed] >Everyone gathers around to start watching Big Cook Little Cook >Apart from Carl. >7 16-17 year olds watching a show for small children. >Our physics teacher was well aware of our shenanigans at this point >'Hey, you guys should actually do work for once' >Carl decides to speak a full sentence for once >'Yes, if you wanted to learn about food, you should have taken food tech.' Absolutely roasted by the retarded kid.

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Anon escapes the true matrix | /r/Greentext

>DA JOOS RULE THE BANKS >DA JOOS RULE THE MEDIA >DA JOOS RULE THE MASONS >DA JOOS CREATED COVID >DA JOOS CONTROL ISIS >DA JOOS DID 9/11 >DA JOOS INVENTED THE HOLOHOAX >DA JOOS CONTROLS THE GOV >DA JOOS CONTROL P--- >DA JOOS INVENTED FEMINSM >DA JOOS INVENTED COMMUNISM >DA JOOS MADE UP THE MOON LANDING >DA JOOS DON'T LET ME GET LAID >DA J0000000000000000000000000 0000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000
>DA JOOS RULE THE BANKS >DA JOOS RULE THE MEDIA >DA JOOS RULE THE MASONS >DA JOOS CREATED COVID >DA JOOS CONTROL ISIS >DA JOOS DID 9/11 >DA JOOS INVENTED THE HOLOHOAX >DA JOOS CONTROLS THE GOV >DA JOOS CONTROL P--- >DA JOOS INVENTED FEMINSM >DA JOOS INVENTED COMMUNISM >DA JOOS MADE UP THE MOON LANDING >DA JOOS DON'T LET ME GET LAID >DA J0000000000000000000000000 0000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000

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Passion >profit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/14/24(Wed)02:34:21 No.685447408 Lossless Scaling 1708160000132192.jpg 85 KB JPG >download free FPS >it's better than what the multi-billion dollar companies manage How? Anonymous 08/14/24(Wed)02:36:31 No.685447582 autism beats money every time >>685447645 # >>685478529 # >>685485717 #
Anonymous 08/14/24(Wed)02:34:21 No.685447408 Lossless Scaling 1708160000132192.jpg 85 KB JPG >download free FPS >it's better than what the multi-billion dollar companies manage How? Anonymous 08/14/24(Wed)02:36:31 No.685447582 autism beats money every time >>685447645 # >>685478529 # >>685485717 #

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Anon likes the 1950s | /r/Greentext

File: lugub.png (914 KB, 780x513) Anonymous 05/25/21(Tue)04:02:56 No.4432690 >>4432746 >The 50s were NOT like this >No one has EVER owned a house >No one has EVER owned a car >No one has EVER had a good family >No one has EVER been happy
File: lugub.png (914 KB, 780x513) Anonymous 05/25/21(Tue)04:02:56 No.4432690 >>4432746 >The 50s were NOT like this >No one has EVER owned a house >No one has EVER owned a car >No one has EVER had a good family >No one has EVER been happy

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Anon loves you | /r/Greentext

95 KB JPG >>40443256 (OP) # > You'll never make her get excited and write down "date with anon" on calendar while thinking about you all night > That incredible smile will never be for you > She'll never hear you knocking at the front door and coming rushing over to answer it, stopping quickly by the hallway mirror to double-check that her hair is set perfectly in the pony-tail she knows you love > She will never hang out with you after a tired, stressful day that made her sad and just hug you and put her face in between your arm and chest and breathe deeply and fall asleep on the bed (this is all before you guys are officially dating and are still friends) and then she wakes up an hour later groggy eyed and looks up at you deeply in your eyes and she says "Anon, I really like you" and you swallow in your dry throat and choke out "I really like you too" and she moves up your body to face level and you two finally kiss deeply and she drifts back to sleep again but this time with her face in your neck and you hear her mutter "I love you anon, I always have...." and your eyes get all wet but you hold back tears because you don't want her to know how much this means to you. > You'll never be able to give your life to someone who could take advantage of your opportunities > You'll never get the chance to show someone how much you want to give, even if you don't know how to receive > You'll never pleasantly surprise someone who initially underestimated you or wrote you off > You'll never be able to speak without feeling like you're just bothering someone > You'll never understand what it feels like for someone to want you to come somewhere, to have someone be content or cheered by just your presence > You'll never make someone happy > You'll never know what it's like to have someone really value you. To love you. Someone to worry about you when you are late coming home from work or the grocery store.
95 KB JPG >>40443256 (OP) # > You'll never make her get excited and write down "date with anon" on calendar while thinking about you all night > That incredible smile will never be for you > She'll never hear you knocking at the front door and coming rushing over to answer it, stopping quickly by the hallway mirror to double-check that her hair is set perfectly in the pony-tail she knows you love > She will never hang out with you after a tired, stressful day that made her sad and just hug you and put her face in between your arm and chest and breathe deeply and fall asleep on the bed (this is all before you guys are officially dating and are still friends) and then she wakes up an hour later groggy eyed and looks up at you deeply in your eyes and she says "Anon, I really like you" and you swallow in your dry throat and choke out "I really like you too" and she moves up your body to face level and you two finally kiss deeply and she drifts back to sleep again but this time with her face in your neck and you hear her mutter "I love you anon, I always have...." and your eyes get all wet but you hold back tears because you don't want her to know how much this means to you. > You'll never be able to give your life to someone who could take advantage of your opportunities > You'll never get the chance to show someone how much you want to give, even if you don't know how to receive > You'll never pleasantly surprise someone who initially underestimated you or wrote you off > You'll never be able to speak without feeling like you're just bothering someone > You'll never understand what it feels like for someone to want you to come somewhere, to have someone be content or cheered by just your presence > You'll never make someone happy > You'll never know what it's like to have someone really value you. To love you. Someone to worry about you when you are late coming home from work or the grocery store.

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Anon seeks an orgy | /r/Greentext

File: 13e2188r88098f48655101.png (1.2 MB, 1089x1600) ☐ /adv/ Anonymous 09/22/24(Sun)15:24:50 No.32039119 [Reply] >mentally ill loner who spends most of my time alone in my room >therapist as well as all online advice is to go out more and meet people >go to club/party i saw via an instagram ad >beginning of party, no one is dancing except a few people by the dj booth >in an attempt to be outgoing i go near dj booth and start dancing alone but near the other people dancing >there is a girl there also dancing alone >we dance near each other for like5 minutes >she asks me my name (i was too nervous to talk to her kek) >have a little chat >her friend shows up >chat with the friend a little and dance with them >more of their friends show up, at this point its me and like 6 of their friends and we're all just dancing >this continues for like an hour >end up leaving but got the instagram of the girl who asked me my name and the first friend of hers that showed up ok now what. like not even to f--- them or anything just as social interaction i dont know what to do next
File: 13e2188r88098f48655101.png (1.2 MB, 1089x1600) ☐ /adv/ Anonymous 09/22/24(Sun)15:24:50 No.32039119 [Reply] >mentally ill loner who spends most of my time alone in my room >therapist as well as all online advice is to go out more and meet people >go to club/party i saw via an instagram ad >beginning of party, no one is dancing except a few people by the dj booth >in an attempt to be outgoing i go near dj booth and start dancing alone but near the other people dancing >there is a girl there also dancing alone >we dance near each other for like5 minutes >she asks me my name (i was too nervous to talk to her kek) >have a little chat >her friend shows up >chat with the friend a little and dance with them >more of their friends show up, at this point its me and like 6 of their friends and we're all just dancing >this continues for like an hour >end up leaving but got the instagram of the girl who asked me my name and the first friend of hers that showed up ok now what. like not even to f--- them or anything just as social interaction i dont know what to do next

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The return of Disney | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/14/24(Sat) 13:19:03 No.203526023 Riley 8.jpg 290 KB JPG >Highest grossing animated movie of all time >Highest grossing movie of 2024 by far >8th highest grossing movie of all time What went so right?
: Anonymous 09/14/24(Sat) 13:19:03 No.203526023 Riley 8.jpg 290 KB JPG >Highest grossing animated movie of all time >Highest grossing movie of 2024 by far >8th highest grossing movie of all time What went so right?

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