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: Anonymous Arman Tsarukyan UF 07/03/24(Wed)05:08:49 No.202921 >known steroid abuser Reebok IMATE IMG_2976.jpg 479 KB JPG >punches fan during walkout >suspended by nevada state athletic commission for 9 months >athletic commission offers to take 3 months off ban if he hosts an anti bullying campaign >Arman says "no" Absolute chad this guy
: Anonymous Arman Tsarukyan UF 07/03/24(Wed)05:08:49 No.202921 >known steroid abuser Reebok IMATE IMG_2976.jpg 479 KB JPG >punches fan during walkout >suspended by nevada state athletic commission for 9 months >athletic commission offers to take 3 months off ban if he hosts an anti bullying campaign >Arman says "no" Absolute chad this guy

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Anon has Ringworm | /r/Greentext

File: Not+insane+just+retarded+(...).jpg (277 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)22:45:07 No.924319179 >Be me >13 >Constantly get ring worm infections on my thigh from sweating/ >Even if I showered right after class, it appeared >Get made fun of >mom takes me to the doctor >Gives me a cream >Works, then I run out and it comes back >Mom's insurance won't pay for a dermatologist >One night, hop in the shower and turn it up as hot as I can stand >Spray the area with hot bath water like a pressure washer >water gets cold >Water heater is cold >Get out >entire leg is Cherry Red >it cools down and the ring worm is less pronounced >ffw 3 days >notice a spot on my leg >my skin is peeling like a sunburn >I start poking at it >top layer of skin comes out in thick strips >just keep peeling >once I'm done, the area is pink >Never have ringworm again >mfw my doctor screams at me because I gave myself 2nd degree burns and could have lost my leg if it got infected.
File: Not+insane+just+retarded+(...).jpg (277 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)22:45:07 No.924319179 >Be me >13 >Constantly get ring worm infections on my thigh from sweating/ >Even if I showered right after class, it appeared >Get made fun of >mom takes me to the doctor >Gives me a cream >Works, then I run out and it comes back >Mom's insurance won't pay for a dermatologist >One night, hop in the shower and turn it up as hot as I can stand >Spray the area with hot bath water like a pressure washer >water gets cold >Water heater is cold >Get out >entire leg is Cherry Red >it cools down and the ring worm is less pronounced >ffw 3 days >notice a spot on my leg >my skin is peeling like a sunburn >I start poking at it >top layer of skin comes out in thick strips >just keep peeling >once I'm done, the area is pink >Never have ringworm again >mfw my doctor screams at me because I gave myself 2nd degree burns and could have lost my leg if it got infected.

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Anon Finds a Political Ad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 338 KB JPG 09/12/24(Thu)01:53:32 No.102347495 >Be me >Sorting through junk mail >Find one political ad for the Democrat Congress candidate. A>See list of campaign promises >First promise is to "ban Al generated political ads to protect our democracy". Who the Hell is asking for this? I can't think of a single person on Earth who's susd going to change their vote because of a ban on Al generated political ads. Nobody goes to the polls thinking "Boy I sure hope this candidate changes how political ads are made. That'll help inflation and the fact the job market on my side of town is basically dead."
Anonymous 338 KB JPG 09/12/24(Thu)01:53:32 No.102347495 >Be me >Sorting through junk mail >Find one political ad for the Democrat Congress candidate. A>See list of campaign promises >First promise is to "ban Al generated political ads to protect our democracy". Who the Hell is asking for this? I can't think of a single person on Earth who's susd going to change their vote because of a ban on Al generated political ads. Nobody goes to the polls thinking "Boy I sure hope this candidate changes how political ads are made. That'll help inflation and the fact the job market on my side of town is basically dead."

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Fake and gay? | /r/Greentext

>>96970883 # >Have lifelong childhood best friend who is a girl >We swear 100% never to be boyfriend and girlfriend >Come 18 we're f------ like rabbits >Married her at 25. >>96983342 # Anonymous 11/22/17 (Wed) 15:10:37 No.9698334 >>96978978 # How does happiness feel anon? Care to share it with us?
>>96970883 # >Have lifelong childhood best friend who is a girl >We swear 100% never to be boyfriend and girlfriend >Come 18 we're f------ like rabbits >Married her at 25. >>96983342 # Anonymous 11/22/17 (Wed) 15:10:37 No.9698334 >>96978978 # How does happiness feel anon? Care to share it with us?

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Anon Wants More Concord Kino | /r/Greentext

File: 1725896376991408.png (702 KB, 783x881) ☐ cast it Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)20:04:30 No.203432472 ►>>203432559 >>203432591 >>203432594 so how is the inevitable tv show/movie going to be like? ☐ Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)20:09:03 No.203432530 probably like the acolyte Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)20:12:13 No.203432559 >>203432472 (OP) >>203432603 >game is cancelled before it's dedicated episode of upcoming Amazon series is released kek ☐ Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)20:15:11 No.203432603 >>203432559 >Game is cancelled after it comes out How does this even happen ☐ Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)21:16:59 No.203433387 ► >>203432603 >game gets released >>203433387 >>203433519 >it only sells 25,000 copies after being in development for 8 years >game gets pulled from stores >multiplayer servers are closed down >refunds offered to people who bought it ☐ Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)21:24:06 No.203433484 ▸ I'll stick to East Asian games 'cause they value attractive characters. ☐ Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)21:25:59 No.203433519 ► File: Screenshot (189).jpg (205 KB, 933x1051) AMERICAN ARTISTS KOREAN ARTISTS 11:34 PM Sep 8, 2024 415K Views 656 t1.5K >>203432603 It's a mystery. シンガン フル レイ カ・ラングレースブ 17K ☐ 2K
File: 1725896376991408.png (702 KB, 783x881) ☐ cast it Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)20:04:30 No.203432472 ►>>203432559 >>203432591 >>203432594 so how is the inevitable tv show/movie going to be like? ☐ Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)20:09:03 No.203432530 probably like the acolyte Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)20:12:13 No.203432559 >>203432472 (OP) >>203432603 >game is cancelled before it's dedicated episode of upcoming Amazon series is released kek ☐ Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)20:15:11 No.203432603 >>203432559 >Game is cancelled after it comes out How does this even happen ☐ Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)21:16:59 No.203433387 ► >>203432603 >game gets released >>203433387 >>203433519 >it only sells 25,000 copies after being in development for 8 years >game gets pulled from stores >multiplayer servers are closed down >refunds offered to people who bought it ☐ Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)21:24:06 No.203433484 ▸ I'll stick to East Asian games 'cause they value attractive characters. ☐ Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)21:25:59 No.203433519 ► File: Screenshot (189).jpg (205 KB, 933x1051) AMERICAN ARTISTS KOREAN ARTISTS 11:34 PM Sep 8, 2024 415K Views 656 t1.5K >>203432603 It's a mystery. シンガン フル レイ カ・ラングレースブ 17K ☐ 2K

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I would definitely bring my puppy at work | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 59 KB CREENTERT 06/15/23(Thu)00:52:54 No.900959276 4chan Greentext Animations >take puppy to work with me...
Anonymous 59 KB CREENTERT 06/15/23(Thu)00:52:54 No.900959276 4chan Greentext Animations >take puppy to work with me...

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The Superior Joker | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 204 KB JPG 04/10/24(Wed) 05:57:15 No. 198105170 This is the superior Jokah >actually evil >is tall and well built >intimidating, doesnt fear anyone >a terrorist who wants to blow up the city for the lulz but also to prove a point >has no "sad origin story" he is probably an army vet who went crazy because he saw f----- up s--- >has no soft spot for anyone, knows women are a waste of time If anything, this was more of an incel Jokah because Joaquin's now has a gf
Anonymous 204 KB JPG 04/10/24(Wed) 05:57:15 No. 198105170 This is the superior Jokah >actually evil >is tall and well built >intimidating, doesnt fear anyone >a terrorist who wants to blow up the city for the lulz but also to prove a point >has no "sad origin story" he is probably an army vet who went crazy because he saw f----- up s--- >has no soft spot for anyone, knows women are a waste of time If anything, this was more of an incel Jokah because Joaquin's now has a gf

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British Nationalism | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)23:38:54 No.202130067 >jerked off to the king again in my country 111 KB PNG
Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)23:38:54 No.202130067 >jerked off to the king again in my country 111 KB PNG

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Gamebank | /r/Greentext

File: 1395093168358.png-(305 KB, 495x470, 1394387815629.png) First National Bank of Gamestop Anonymous 03/17/14(Mon)14:52 UTC-7 No.235956257 Replies: >>>235956687 >>>235956926 >>235956992 >>235957246 Does anyone else use Gamestop as a bank? I got really p----- off with US Bank because I kept overdrafting my account even though I opted out, and the same thing happened with my credit union when I got a debit card. Now whenever I get paid I go preorder a whole shitload of games. Whenever I need money, I go to the nearest gamestop and ask for my money back on a game I don't want and make a withdrawal. The lines are shorter at gamestop than at the bank and I can trade in old games and have money go straight to my savings account. Gamestops are just as prevalent as banks in my town and I work at a mall so it's even more convenient than running an errand to the bank or using an ATM and getting charged. The gamestop people are starting to catch on that I'm just moving money around and only buying one preordered game a year, if that, but there isn't s--- they can do about it. The best part is, since I always preorder every game coming out I'm still guaranteed to get all the exclusive content whether or not I'm sure I want a certain game. It's like they're rewarding me for banking with them. Anonymous 03/17/14(Mon) 14:56 UTC-7 No.235956687 Replies: >>235957157 >>235956257 (OP) I can't decide if you're retarded or brilliant.
File: 1395093168358.png-(305 KB, 495x470, 1394387815629.png) First National Bank of Gamestop Anonymous 03/17/14(Mon)14:52 UTC-7 No.235956257 Replies: >>>235956687 >>>235956926 >>235956992 >>235957246 Does anyone else use Gamestop as a bank? I got really p----- off with US Bank because I kept overdrafting my account even though I opted out, and the same thing happened with my credit union when I got a debit card. Now whenever I get paid I go preorder a whole shitload of games. Whenever I need money, I go to the nearest gamestop and ask for my money back on a game I don't want and make a withdrawal. The lines are shorter at gamestop than at the bank and I can trade in old games and have money go straight to my savings account. Gamestops are just as prevalent as banks in my town and I work at a mall so it's even more convenient than running an errand to the bank or using an ATM and getting charged. The gamestop people are starting to catch on that I'm just moving money around and only buying one preordered game a year, if that, but there isn't s--- they can do about it. The best part is, since I always preorder every game coming out I'm still guaranteed to get all the exclusive content whether or not I'm sure I want a certain game. It's like they're rewarding me for banking with them. Anonymous 03/17/14(Mon) 14:56 UTC-7 No.235956687 Replies: >>235957157 >>235956257 (OP) I can't decide if you're retarded or brilliant.

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Anonymous 67 KB PNG drunk like maniacs 04/27/24(Sat) 17:00:16 No.77292727 >be me with family on vacation >entire family wants to go on a party, me and cousin disagree >entire family goes to said party, me and cousin stay at the house >they left at 22pm, we start playing on the ps4 >ffw to 4am, we're both hungry and >me and cousin have the idea to grill up some meat to eat >do so, get outdoors and start up the fire >5 minutes after this family comes back from the party >say to cousin how we're both f----- because family will just cuss at us for doing something like this late at night >hear father, both uncles and two cousins approaching the grill area >the girls go straight to bed >father steps in, looks at me and scans the meats we have besides the grill >"ain't there some ribs left too? i'll grab them" >uncle says "easy on the fire i'll make some garlic bread" >other uncle says "s--- i'll make us something to drink" >proceed to make a full grill meal at 4-5am >eat with family members like it's 22pm >go to sleep at 9am Good times
Anonymous 67 KB PNG drunk like maniacs 04/27/24(Sat) 17:00:16 No.77292727 >be me with family on vacation >entire family wants to go on a party, me and cousin disagree >entire family goes to said party, me and cousin stay at the house >they left at 22pm, we start playing on the ps4 >ffw to 4am, we're both hungry and >me and cousin have the idea to grill up some meat to eat >do so, get outdoors and start up the fire >5 minutes after this family comes back from the party >say to cousin how we're both f----- because family will just cuss at us for doing something like this late at night >hear father, both uncles and two cousins approaching the grill area >the girls go straight to bed >father steps in, looks at me and scans the meats we have besides the grill >"ain't there some ribs left too? i'll grab them" >uncle says "easy on the fire i'll make some garlic bread" >other uncle says "s--- i'll make us something to drink" >proceed to make a full grill meal at 4-5am >eat with family members like it's 22pm >go to sleep at 9am Good times

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What the hell is chant | /r/Greentext

Chant 9:02 AM Anonymous #437191039 >about to go to the bathroom >sister rushes out >go in >notice her turd still floating in the toilet >pick it up, caress it with my lips, run it all over my body >c-- buckets >clean up >exit the bathroom >dad passes me and apologizes for not flushing Anonymous #437191342 lost Anonymous #437191389 and why does that makes it worse? Anonymous #437191437 9/10 Anonymous #437191459 >>437191389 That makes him gay you d------- Anonymous #427101462
Chant 9:02 AM Anonymous #437191039 >about to go to the bathroom >sister rushes out >go in >notice her turd still floating in the toilet >pick it up, caress it with my lips, run it all over my body >c-- buckets >clean up >exit the bathroom >dad passes me and apologizes for not flushing Anonymous #437191342 lost Anonymous #437191389 and why does that makes it worse? Anonymous #437191437 9/10 Anonymous #437191459 >>437191389 That makes him gay you d------- Anonymous #427101462

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Anon the gnomes | /r/Greentext

>be me >using my pc >feel the need to pee >go pee >theseus gnomes sprint into my room at lightspeed and replace every part of my pc, keyboard, monitor with identical parts >come back >it's not my pc anymore i cant prove it but i know theyre f------ doing it. how do i stop them? what do you guys do?
>be me >using my pc >feel the need to pee >go pee >theseus gnomes sprint into my room at lightspeed and replace every part of my pc, keyboard, monitor with identical parts >come back >it's not my pc anymore i cant prove it but i know theyre f------ doing it. how do i stop them? what do you guys do?

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A hindu, a jew and a peruvian... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous +++ 04/19/23(Wed)00:18:14 No.180723211 2180723708>>180723814>>180725311 >>180734269 >>180734962 >>180737612>>180738098 >>180744882 translate a very famous/bad joke in your c--- >a dude goes into a restaurant and asks for 99 khinkalis >the waiter says "99 khinkalis? why not take 100?" >"100? do i look like a pig?" thats it Anonymous 04/19/23(Wed)00:29:46 No. 180723571 >>180723622 >>180723643 >>180723652 >>180723657>>180723695>>180724117 >>180725134 >>180725210 >>180725655 >>180728342 >>180730119 >>180731402 22180732042 >>180734380 >>180734385 >>180735039 >>18074212022180742785>>180743709>>180745455 A Hindu, a Jew and a Peruvian arrive at a small town and ask for a room for three people. "I only have one room left, which is for two, but if you don't mind I have space in the stable for one to sleep there." The three individuals decide to take the room and then the Hindu says: "If you want I'll go to sleep in the stable and you can sleep in the room." After five minutes someone is knocking at the room's door. Who is it?" "I am the Hindu, what happens is that in the stable there is a cow and since it is a sacred animal for us, I cannot sleep where a cow sleeps." Then the Jew says. "Don't worry, if you want I'll sleep in the stable." Another five minutes pass and there's knocking at the room's door again Who is it?" "I am the Jew, what happens is that there is a pig in the stable and it is an unpleasant animal for us, I cannot sleep where a pig sleeps." Then the Peruvian says: "Don't worry, I'll go to sleep in the stable." After five minutes there is knocking at the door. "Who is it?" "We are the cow and the pig, and there's a Peruvian in the stable."
Anonymous +++ 04/19/23(Wed)00:18:14 No.180723211 2180723708>>180723814>>180725311 >>180734269 >>180734962 >>180737612>>180738098 >>180744882 translate a very famous/bad joke in your c--- >a dude goes into a restaurant and asks for 99 khinkalis >the waiter says "99 khinkalis? why not take 100?" >"100? do i look like a pig?" thats it Anonymous 04/19/23(Wed)00:29:46 No. 180723571 >>180723622 >>180723643 >>180723652 >>180723657>>180723695>>180724117 >>180725134 >>180725210 >>180725655 >>180728342 >>180730119 >>180731402 22180732042 >>180734380 >>180734385 >>180735039 >>18074212022180742785>>180743709>>180745455 A Hindu, a Jew and a Peruvian arrive at a small town and ask for a room for three people. "I only have one room left, which is for two, but if you don't mind I have space in the stable for one to sleep there." The three individuals decide to take the room and then the Hindu says: "If you want I'll go to sleep in the stable and you can sleep in the room." After five minutes someone is knocking at the room's door. Who is it?" "I am the Hindu, what happens is that in the stable there is a cow and since it is a sacred animal for us, I cannot sleep where a cow sleeps." Then the Jew says. "Don't worry, if you want I'll sleep in the stable." Another five minutes pass and there's knocking at the room's door again Who is it?" "I am the Jew, what happens is that there is a pig in the stable and it is an unpleasant animal for us, I cannot sleep where a pig sleeps." Then the Peruvian says: "Don't worry, I'll go to sleep in the stable." After five minutes there is knocking at the door. "Who is it?" "We are the cow and the pig, and there's a Peruvian in the stable."

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Fun facts about keanu reaves | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 126 KB JPG 09/11/21(Sat)12:44:01 No.156133592 >>156133444 (OP) # >>156133444 (OP) # >>156133444 (OP) # In October 2001, Keanu Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter. >>156133626 # >>156133662 # >>156133706 # >>156134549 # >>156136752 # >>156136846 #
: Anonymous 126 KB JPG 09/11/21(Sat)12:44:01 No.156133592 >>156133444 (OP) # >>156133444 (OP) # >>156133444 (OP) # In October 2001, Keanu Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter. >>156133626 # >>156133662 # >>156133706 # >>156134549 # >>156136752 # >>156136846 #

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Anon has a family circle | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.623065567 4 minutes ago >be 23 >marry hot chick cougar who's husband died >rebound sex was cray >she has daughter my age >my single dad thinks my wife's daughter is a fox >wtfdad.jpg >they date for a few months and get married. >my stepdaughter is now my stepmother >my father is my son in law. >w--.exe >have kid with cougar wife >dad has kid with my stepdaughter >my baby became a brother in law to dad >my baby is now my uncle >Jerry springer.PNG >my dad's kid is my sister and my stepdaughters baby thus my grandchild >my wife is my step-mothers mother who is now a grandma to my new half-sibling >I am married to my grandma >I am my own grandpa.
Anonymous No.623065567 4 minutes ago >be 23 >marry hot chick cougar who's husband died >rebound sex was cray >she has daughter my age >my single dad thinks my wife's daughter is a fox >wtfdad.jpg >they date for a few months and get married. >my stepdaughter is now my stepmother >my father is my son in law. >w--.exe >have kid with cougar wife >dad has kid with my stepdaughter >my baby became a brother in law to dad >my baby is now my uncle >Jerry springer.PNG >my dad's kid is my sister and my stepdaughters baby thus my grandchild >my wife is my step-mothers mother who is now a grandma to my new half-sibling >I am married to my grandma >I am my own grandpa.

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Anon goes a barbacue | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 115 KB JPG >Be me 03/13/22(Sun)20:26:44 No.874372800 >Two years ago >Friend has his first kid >Friend is white >Baby comes out black with nappy hair >Everyone is uncomfortable as it's obvious his wife cheated >People ignore it like king of the hill >He had a barbecue celebrating his first born" >Show up >Autism over 9000 >"Did you overcook that one?" >Punches me in the face Worth it
Anonymous 115 KB JPG >Be me 03/13/22(Sun)20:26:44 No.874372800 >Two years ago >Friend has his first kid >Friend is white >Baby comes out black with nappy hair >Everyone is uncomfortable as it's obvious his wife cheated >People ignore it like king of the hill >He had a barbecue celebrating his first born" >Show up >Autism over 9000 >"Did you overcook that one?" >Punches me in the face Worth it

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Anon got his pad remade | /r/Greentext

PAY T r/Interior Design 4 yr ago waynighupcanada Always trust your wife, she turned my gaming basement and Gym into a full-fledged pub BEFORE OPEN FLA AFTER Anonymous 08/09/21(Mon)14:13:09 No.62965981 >hey guys want to come over and sit in a line facing a brick wall?
PAY T r/Interior Design 4 yr ago waynighupcanada Always trust your wife, she turned my gaming basement and Gym into a full-fledged pub BEFORE OPEN FLA AFTER Anonymous 08/09/21(Mon)14:13:09 No.62965981 >hey guys want to come over and sit in a line facing a brick wall?

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Anon goes to the gym | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 30 KB JPG 04/27/21(Tue)02:02:40 No.61176759 >>61173933 (OP) # F--- I can actually relate to this >first month in gym >getting used to talking with people, gym lingo, not being intimidated by people using the weights etc >need to take a mad s--- >go to the bathroom, all the stalls are occupied >brain is on full autopilot >knock and ask the guy "how many sets do you have left in there" >realize what I just said >hear the guy inside say what the f--- man >all others laughing >run out and don't come back for a few days >realize no one found out It still keeps me up at night bros >>61176799 # >>61176803 # >>61176818 # >>61176835 # >>61176906 # >>61177071 # >>61177082 # >>61177707 # >>61178136 # >>61178305 # >>61178347 # >>61180691 # >>61180954 # >>61181008 # >>61181103 # >>61181379 # >>61181411 # >>61181495 # >>61182203 # >>61182814 # >>61183557 # >>61184670 # >>61186047 # >>61189269 # >>61189836 # >>61190546 # >>61190628 # >>61191467 # >>61192021 # >>61192975 # >>61193164 #
Anonymous 30 KB JPG 04/27/21(Tue)02:02:40 No.61176759 >>61173933 (OP) # F--- I can actually relate to this >first month in gym >getting used to talking with people, gym lingo, not being intimidated by people using the weights etc >need to take a mad s--- >go to the bathroom, all the stalls are occupied >brain is on full autopilot >knock and ask the guy "how many sets do you have left in there" >realize what I just said >hear the guy inside say what the f--- man >all others laughing >run out and don't come back for a few days >realize no one found out It still keeps me up at night bros >>61176799 # >>61176803 # >>61176818 # >>61176835 # >>61176906 # >>61177071 # >>61177082 # >>61177707 # >>61178136 # >>61178305 # >>61178347 # >>61180691 # >>61180954 # >>61181008 # >>61181103 # >>61181379 # >>61181411 # >>61181495 # >>61182203 # >>61182814 # >>61183557 # >>61184670 # >>61186047 # >>61189269 # >>61189836 # >>61190546 # >>61190628 # >>61191467 # >>61192021 # >>61192975 # >>61193164 #

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Anonymous 03/21/18(Wed)19:48:00 No.10877907 >reading Plato on the subway >Parmenides, struggling to understand >black guy next to me glances over >"Are you an intellectual?" >"Not really." >"That's why you read Plato" >he smiles and leaves a few stations later >come home and try thinking of comebacks in the shower what the f---
Anonymous 03/21/18(Wed)19:48:00 No.10877907 >reading Plato on the subway >Parmenides, struggling to understand >black guy next to me glances over >"Are you an intellectual?" >"Not really." >"That's why you read Plato" >he smiles and leaves a few stations later >come home and try thinking of comebacks in the shower what the f---

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