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Anonymous 5 KB JPG 03/10/21(Wed)21:45:22 No.62695227 >be me >highschool gym class >shirts vs skins >take off shirt >gym teacher sees my bruises >get called into office >asked if bruises are from home >no these are from school >oh ok >never chosen for skins again >thanks gym teacher
Anonymous 5 KB JPG 03/10/21(Wed)21:45:22 No.62695227 >be me >highschool gym class >shirts vs skins >take off shirt >gym teacher sees my bruises >get called into office >asked if bruises are from home >no these are from school >oh ok >never chosen for skins again >thanks gym teacher

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Therapeutic care | /r/Greentext

Therapy 827 KB PNG 09/10/24(Tue)15:27:20 No. 78768076 >enter therapy >explain issues and what i want to work on. >YOU ARE A HUMAN >A HUMAN A HUMAN WITH VALUE >ever person i have known who speaks like this is without children. >explain how i dont really how to interact with others >ANON YOU ARE A HUMAN WE ARE SOCIAL CREATURES >ask him to stop saying that its uncomfortable and makes me feel like a freak, normal people do not speak like this. >therapist visibly angry for a moment but goes "okay whatever" >is upset when he finds out i dont have a history of drug use >he specializes in drug use im not showing up to the next appointment. 38 Replies 10 Images View Thread
Therapy 827 KB PNG 09/10/24(Tue)15:27:20 No. 78768076 >enter therapy >explain issues and what i want to work on. >YOU ARE A HUMAN >A HUMAN A HUMAN WITH VALUE >ever person i have known who speaks like this is without children. >explain how i dont really how to interact with others >ANON YOU ARE A HUMAN WE ARE SOCIAL CREATURES >ask him to stop saying that its uncomfortable and makes me feel like a freak, normal people do not speak like this. >therapist visibly angry for a moment but goes "okay whatever" >is upset when he finds out i dont have a history of drug use >he specializes in drug use im not showing up to the next appointment. 38 Replies 10 Images View Thread

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Anon found his purpose in life | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/10/18(Tue)17:02:24 No.46707592 21 KB JPG >be me >21 year old autistic neet >make tendies for lunch everyday >somehow talk my way into a job cooking at a restaurant >Chef assigns me to prep protein >Everyday I have the same list of tasks >Don't have to talk to anyone >First task >"Make 20lbs of tendies" >"Yes Chef" Prep cook is the perfect job for autists
Anonymous 07/10/18(Tue)17:02:24 No.46707592 21 KB JPG >be me >21 year old autistic neet >make tendies for lunch everyday >somehow talk my way into a job cooking at a restaurant >Chef assigns me to prep protein >Everyday I have the same list of tasks >Don't have to talk to anyone >First task >"Make 20lbs of tendies" >"Yes Chef" Prep cook is the perfect job for autists

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Chad drunk driver vs beta blinkcel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 29 KB JPG 09/10/24(Tue)19:59:48 No.78766492 >starts liking a shy nice guy whos presumably a virgin >everything going well >caught him using his blinkers >i get the ick instantly and i can't explain why >i now have absolutely zero desire for him why am i like this i think ill never find love
: Anonymous 29 KB JPG 09/10/24(Tue)19:59:48 No.78766492 >starts liking a shy nice guy whos presumably a virgin >everything going well >caught him using his blinkers >i get the ick instantly and i can't explain why >i now have absolutely zero desire for him why am i like this i think ill never find love

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Man's Bestest Friend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 678 KB JPG 09/07/24(Sat) 13:27:32 No.924079285 >be me >have dog, German sheppy >dog dies >am very sad >Fedex delivery guy got along really well with my dog >Brought treats sometimes or threw his ball around for a minute before going on with his deliveries >one day, Fedex guy returns for delivery >see him through window looking around with a treat in his hand >open door to greet him >"oh hey man, is your dog inside?" >"ah... I'm really sorry to say this buddy, but I'm afraid he died a month ago..." >see the joy get completely erased from this man's face >"wh... what is... oh..." >covers his face with his hand, pulls a face like he's about to cry >give him a pat on the back >"hey man it's alright, I'm really sorry you have to find out this way" >guy pulls himself together "oh, yeah, no worries, I just didn't expect it" >tell him he went peacefully in his sleep and we had him cremated >show him the urn in my living room >guy wipes away a tear, puts the treat he had with him next to the urn >"thanks for showing me, sadly I gotta get on with my route now" >let the guy outside >"hey man take care, yeah?" >"yeah of course, see ya around" >guy drives off >never seen the guy again, it's another Fedex driver now >pic related, it's my sheppy
Anonymous 678 KB JPG 09/07/24(Sat) 13:27:32 No.924079285 >be me >have dog, German sheppy >dog dies >am very sad >Fedex delivery guy got along really well with my dog >Brought treats sometimes or threw his ball around for a minute before going on with his deliveries >one day, Fedex guy returns for delivery >see him through window looking around with a treat in his hand >open door to greet him >"oh hey man, is your dog inside?" >"ah... I'm really sorry to say this buddy, but I'm afraid he died a month ago..." >see the joy get completely erased from this man's face >"wh... what is... oh..." >covers his face with his hand, pulls a face like he's about to cry >give him a pat on the back >"hey man it's alright, I'm really sorry you have to find out this way" >guy pulls himself together "oh, yeah, no worries, I just didn't expect it" >tell him he went peacefully in his sleep and we had him cremated >show him the urn in my living room >guy wipes away a tear, puts the treat he had with him next to the urn >"thanks for showing me, sadly I gotta get on with my route now" >let the guy outside >"hey man take care, yeah?" >"yeah of course, see ya around" >guy drives off >never seen the guy again, it's another Fedex driver now >pic related, it's my sheppy

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Kira's Fatal Flaw | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)00:11:01 No.203396476 DEATH NOTE light-yagami-and-the-death-note.jpg 71 KB JPG It would have been virtually impossible to ever catch him, if he wasn't such a f------ retard.
: Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)00:11:01 No.203396476 DEATH NOTE light-yagami-and-the-death-note.jpg 71 KB JPG It would have been virtually impossible to ever catch him, if he wasn't such a f------ retard.

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> be me, M16 | /r/Greentext

File: 5107280 Colt M16-001@2x.jpg.jpg (369 KB, 2000x1268) Anonymous 02/11/20(Tue)15:35:39 No.820464371 [Reply] >be me >M, 16 >pic related 8107200 D
File: 5107280 Colt M16-001@2x.jpg.jpg (369 KB, 2000x1268) Anonymous 02/11/20(Tue)15:35:39 No.820464371 [Reply] >be me >M, 16 >pic related 8107200 D

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It's ok when it's done right | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/04/24(Wed)12:50:07 No.203203009 images - 2024-09-04T204920.424.jpg 23 KB JPG >somehow Gandalf returned So it's OK when Tolkien does it?
: Anonymous 09/04/24(Wed)12:50:07 No.203203009 images - 2024-09-04T204920.424.jpg 23 KB JPG >somehow Gandalf returned So it's OK when Tolkien does it?

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Code of Bushido | /r/Greentext

5 KB JPG >Be me >coaching wrestling for young kids >getting aid from parent of kid in class cause he's helping me wrangle the kids and make sure no one's goofing off >do a test exercise for the kids to see if they can push through it >about 6 minutes of jumping jacks no stopping, if pointed at then you shuffle to me and back >waterbreak after >parent comes up to me >herewego.mov >starts telling me it was too hard for kids that age group >Tells me it's more about trying to keep them interested and having fun cause of their age >start to understand what he's saying >genuinely good advice at first >"These kids aren't in competition. Most won't even make travel teams and become good. There's no need to push them." >woah w-- >think that's such a s----- reason to not make them work hard for a bit >guess he can kinda see in my face I'm putting his advice off as he keeps rambling >"look man I know this stuff, I've been training all different types of people for a long time including military. I train people to kill other people, I know what I'm talking about." >staring really hard when he says it >realize he just tried to measure metaphorical d---- with me to threaten me into taking his advice >takes everything in me to not tell him to stfu, much less sick him, so I won't potentially lose my job >takes even more to not mention both my wrestling coach and my dad were former military drill instructors and used the same tactics I just did when they trained me at a similar young age Anons if he does some s--- like this again I feel like I'm gonna snap and lose my job. How do I deal with know-it- all parents? Especially with a "customer is always right" kind of boss? Trying to get a new job but in middle of process rn
5 KB JPG >Be me >coaching wrestling for young kids >getting aid from parent of kid in class cause he's helping me wrangle the kids and make sure no one's goofing off >do a test exercise for the kids to see if they can push through it >about 6 minutes of jumping jacks no stopping, if pointed at then you shuffle to me and back >waterbreak after >parent comes up to me >herewego.mov >starts telling me it was too hard for kids that age group >Tells me it's more about trying to keep them interested and having fun cause of their age >start to understand what he's saying >genuinely good advice at first >"These kids aren't in competition. Most won't even make travel teams and become good. There's no need to push them." >woah w-- >think that's such a s----- reason to not make them work hard for a bit >guess he can kinda see in my face I'm putting his advice off as he keeps rambling >"look man I know this stuff, I've been training all different types of people for a long time including military. I train people to kill other people, I know what I'm talking about." >staring really hard when he says it >realize he just tried to measure metaphorical d---- with me to threaten me into taking his advice >takes everything in me to not tell him to stfu, much less sick him, so I won't potentially lose my job >takes even more to not mention both my wrestling coach and my dad were former military drill instructors and used the same tactics I just did when they trained me at a similar young age Anons if he does some s--- like this again I feel like I'm gonna snap and lose my job. How do I deal with know-it- all parents? Especially with a "customer is always right" kind of boss? Trying to get a new job but in middle of process rn

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Anon Still Doesn't Understand the Riddle of Steel | /r/Greentext

File: 1492939956645.jpg (53 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous 09/09/24(Mon)20:06:25 No.203368829 >>203370221 >>203370244 >>203371354 >>203371362 >>203371721 >>203372395 >>203372497 >>203373214 >>203373387 >Fire and wind come from the sky, from the gods of the sky, but Crom is your god. Crom, and he lives in the Earth. Once giants lived in the Earth, Conan, and in the darkness of chaos they fooled Crom, and they took from him the enigma of steel. Crom was angered, and the Earth shook, and fire and wind struck down these giants, and threw their bodies into the waters. >But in their rage, the gods forgot the secret of steel, and left it on the battlefield. We, who found it, are just men: not gods, not giants, just men. And the secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, Conan, you must learn its discipline. For no one, no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts... This you can trust. What exactly did he mean by this? Anonymous 09/09/24(Mon)20:17:54 No.203368953 >>203371676 >>203371365 Filtered. Crom will laugh at you and cast you out of Valhalla. Anonymous 09/09/24(Mon)21:41:44 No.203370049 He meant that you can stab people with steel Anonymous 09/09/24(Mon)21:55:12 No.203370234 >He hasn't solved the riddle of steel Crom laughs at you from his mountain >>203370221 Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)00:16:24 No.203372497 ►>>203372655 >>203372873 File: tumblr_b2b501ebfc37271929(...).gif (1.3 MB, 400x267) >>203368829 (OP) >Let's take what we have while we live. I have never had so much as now. All my life I've been alone. Many times I've faced my death with no one to know. I would look into the huts and the tents of others in the coldest dark and I would see figures holding each other in the night. And I always passed by. You and I, we have warmth. That's so hard to find in this world. Please. Let someone else pass by in the night. Let us take the world by the throat and make it give us what we desire. The screenplay for this movie is easily one of the best ever put to page. Hail John Milius
File: 1492939956645.jpg (53 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous 09/09/24(Mon)20:06:25 No.203368829 >>203370221 >>203370244 >>203371354 >>203371362 >>203371721 >>203372395 >>203372497 >>203373214 >>203373387 >Fire and wind come from the sky, from the gods of the sky, but Crom is your god. Crom, and he lives in the Earth. Once giants lived in the Earth, Conan, and in the darkness of chaos they fooled Crom, and they took from him the enigma of steel. Crom was angered, and the Earth shook, and fire and wind struck down these giants, and threw their bodies into the waters. >But in their rage, the gods forgot the secret of steel, and left it on the battlefield. We, who found it, are just men: not gods, not giants, just men. And the secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, Conan, you must learn its discipline. For no one, no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts... This you can trust. What exactly did he mean by this? Anonymous 09/09/24(Mon)20:17:54 No.203368953 >>203371676 >>203371365 Filtered. Crom will laugh at you and cast you out of Valhalla. Anonymous 09/09/24(Mon)21:41:44 No.203370049 He meant that you can stab people with steel Anonymous 09/09/24(Mon)21:55:12 No.203370234 >He hasn't solved the riddle of steel Crom laughs at you from his mountain >>203370221 Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)00:16:24 No.203372497 ►>>203372655 >>203372873 File: tumblr_b2b501ebfc37271929(...).gif (1.3 MB, 400x267) >>203368829 (OP) >Let's take what we have while we live. I have never had so much as now. All my life I've been alone. Many times I've faced my death with no one to know. I would look into the huts and the tents of others in the coldest dark and I would see figures holding each other in the night. And I always passed by. You and I, we have warmth. That's so hard to find in this world. Please. Let someone else pass by in the night. Let us take the world by the throat and make it give us what we desire. The screenplay for this movie is easily one of the best ever put to page. Hail John Milius

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Anon does math | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Pure Mathematics Salary Yearly Table View 09/09/24(Mon) 17:53:15 No.924200049 >PhD in math >any job I want >$30k starting $100.00 $52,480/year $25/hour Pure Mathematics Salary Comparison by Location Nationwide inded States $52.480 86 KB PNG 29 Replies/2 Images View Thread
Anonymous Pure Mathematics Salary Yearly Table View 09/09/24(Mon) 17:53:15 No.924200049 >PhD in math >any job I want >$30k starting $100.00 $52,480/year $25/hour Pure Mathematics Salary Comparison by Location Nationwide inded States $52.480 86 KB PNG 29 Replies/2 Images View Thread

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Greatest nation in the world | /r/Greentext

No.131825038 Vor 5 Stunden United States >>131820456 (OP) >be like 15 >go to my redneck uncles for the weekend >hanging out in his hottub >he sees a deer across the hollar >reaches for his gun, doesn't even get out of the hot tub >killshot.exe >"we'll go get that later" >cracks another beer God bless America 1 reply
No.131825038 Vor 5 Stunden United States >>131820456 (OP) >be like 15 >go to my redneck uncles for the weekend >hanging out in his hottub >he sees a deer across the hollar >reaches for his gun, doesn't even get out of the hot tub >killshot.exe >"we'll go get that later" >cracks another beer God bless America 1 reply

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What's the solution | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun) 18:37:15 No.203340515 >We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. 60 KB JPG Anonymous So whats the solution? >>203340602 # >>203340984 # 09/08/24(Sun)18:40:26 No.203340571
Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun) 18:37:15 No.203340515 >We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. 60 KB JPG Anonymous So whats the solution? >>203340602 # >>203340984 # 09/08/24(Sun)18:40:26 No.203340571

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How do You Like Them Apples? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/09/24(Mon)18:11:02 No.78758764 2 APPLES IN EVERY CAN >See Can (2 apples inside) >Open Can >No Apples What gives? 614 KB PNG
Anonymous 09/09/24(Mon)18:11:02 No.78758764 2 APPLES IN EVERY CAN >See Can (2 apples inside) >Open Can >No Apples What gives? 614 KB PNG

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Anon doesn't like Europeans | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/09/24(Mon)11:16:13 No.202029807 ►>>202029832 >>202029849 >>2020 >>202035017 >>202035372 >>202035479 >>202036431 >>202036799 >>202037026 >>202037037 >>202037155 >learns our language just to matter in the world >uses our phones >uses our social media >uses our websites >uses our technology Why are Europeans so retarded? They can't do anything without us. They're like our pets. >> Anonymous 09/09/21/Mon 11:16:50 No 202020832 202025400-. 202026601
Anonymous 09/09/24(Mon)11:16:13 No.202029807 ►>>202029832 >>202029849 >>2020 >>202035017 >>202035372 >>202035479 >>202036431 >>202036799 >>202037026 >>202037037 >>202037155 >learns our language just to matter in the world >uses our phones >uses our social media >uses our websites >uses our technology Why are Europeans so retarded? They can't do anything without us. They're like our pets. >> Anonymous 09/09/21/Mon 11:16:50 No 202020832 202025400-. 202026601

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Anon avoids ghosts | /r/Greentext

>i now bake my own bread f--- you Anonymous Sun May 15 22:14:24 2022 No.17846539 [Reply] [Ori Quoted by: >>17846948 >>17847695 big company f---- your ass >"noooo how can they do this to us aaaaa" you continue to buy from them anyway >they put grain and soy fillers in my borger >i now make my own burger >they put processed oil in my sauce >i now make my own sauce >they put little ghosts in my tomatoes >i now grow my own tomatoes >they s--- preservatives in my bread »Anonymous Sun May 15 22:50:37 2022 No.17846643 Quoted by: >>17847695>>17847704 >>17847720 Make your own meds. »Anonymous Sun May 15 22:56:52 2022 No.17846658 File: 62 KB, 1143x1850, ghost grabby.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Quoted by: >17846678 Tell me more about these little ghosts in your tomatoes. anon. Anonymous Mon May 16 02:59:25 2022 No.17847687 Quested by: >>17847696 man i just wanna know about the tomato ghosts Anonymous Mon May 16 03:01:53 2022 No.17847696 File: 36 KB, 847x698, the ghosts.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Quated by: >>17847706 >>17847687 its kinda like this they get all over my apartment and cling to the ceiling Anonymous Sun May 15 20:04:05 2022 No.17847706 >>17847696 have you tried calling the ghostbusters 係 »Anonymous Sun May 15 23:02:37 2022 No.17846678 Quoted by: >>17846929 >>17846658 yknow when you open a tomato and you see those little airy things come out? f--- those Anonymous Sun May 15 23:53:14 2022 No.17846929 File: 195 KB, 200x154, 1305288361083.gif [View same] [igdb] [saucenao] [google] Quoted by: >>17846938>>17847543 >>17846678 those.....those what? what country are you from and where do you buy your tomatoes? Anonymous Sun May 15 23:55:30 2022 No.17846938 >>17846929 >He doesn't know about the ghosts Anonymous Sun May 15 23:58:21 2022 No.17846946 Who you gon call crackuh? Anonymous Mon May 16 02:27:25 2022 No.17847543 >>>17846929 all tomatoes are like that man it doesnt matter they all have ghosts unless you grow them yourself Anonymous Sun May 15 20:10:25 2022 No.17847725 guys please stop schizoposting on my thread and they come out Anonymous Sun May 15 20:10:25 2022 No.17847725 guys please stop schizoposting on my thread
>i now bake my own bread f--- you Anonymous Sun May 15 22:14:24 2022 No.17846539 [Reply] [Ori Quoted by: >>17846948 >>17847695 big company f---- your ass >"noooo how can they do this to us aaaaa" you continue to buy from them anyway >they put grain and soy fillers in my borger >i now make my own burger >they put processed oil in my sauce >i now make my own sauce >they put little ghosts in my tomatoes >i now grow my own tomatoes >they s--- preservatives in my bread »Anonymous Sun May 15 22:50:37 2022 No.17846643 Quoted by: >>17847695>>17847704 >>17847720 Make your own meds. »Anonymous Sun May 15 22:56:52 2022 No.17846658 File: 62 KB, 1143x1850, ghost grabby.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Quoted by: >17846678 Tell me more about these little ghosts in your tomatoes. anon. Anonymous Mon May 16 02:59:25 2022 No.17847687 Quested by: >>17847696 man i just wanna know about the tomato ghosts Anonymous Mon May 16 03:01:53 2022 No.17847696 File: 36 KB, 847x698, the ghosts.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Quated by: >>17847706 >>17847687 its kinda like this they get all over my apartment and cling to the ceiling Anonymous Sun May 15 20:04:05 2022 No.17847706 >>17847696 have you tried calling the ghostbusters 係 »Anonymous Sun May 15 23:02:37 2022 No.17846678 Quoted by: >>17846929 >>17846658 yknow when you open a tomato and you see those little airy things come out? f--- those Anonymous Sun May 15 23:53:14 2022 No.17846929 File: 195 KB, 200x154, 1305288361083.gif [View same] [igdb] [saucenao] [google] Quoted by: >>17846938>>17847543 >>17846678 those.....those what? what country are you from and where do you buy your tomatoes? Anonymous Sun May 15 23:55:30 2022 No.17846938 >>17846929 >He doesn't know about the ghosts Anonymous Sun May 15 23:58:21 2022 No.17846946 Who you gon call crackuh? Anonymous Mon May 16 02:27:25 2022 No.17847543 >>>17846929 all tomatoes are like that man it doesnt matter they all have ghosts unless you grow them yourself Anonymous Sun May 15 20:10:25 2022 No.17847725 guys please stop schizoposting on my thread and they come out Anonymous Sun May 15 20:10:25 2022 No.17847725 guys please stop schizoposting on my thread

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Anon prefers Half-Life 1 | /r/Greentext

file.png ♣ (576 KB, 620x372) google yandex igdb wait a Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)21:53:09 No.688236483 >>688236627 >>688236923 >>688237123 >>688237164 >>688237232 >>688237540 >>688237826 >>688238341 >>688238705 >>688239191 >>688239338 >>688240327 >>688240743 >>688240939 >>688241048 >>688241329 >>688241563 >>688241626 >>688241960 >>688242002 >>688242041 >>688242092 >>688244764 >>688245865 >>688246770 >>688247597 >>688248379 >>688249050 >>688249537 >>688249786 >>688250468 >>688250542 >>688250559 >>688251214 >>688252543 >>688255665 >>688258838 >>688265714 >>688265809 >>688266318 >>688266853 >>688266871 >>688266908 >>688278789 >>688279868 >In 2024, HL1 holds up better as an overall experience than HL2 does Why is this? How was HL2 obviously an upgrade when it first came out, but now is dated, while HL1 is still timeless?
file.png ♣ (576 KB, 620x372) google yandex igdb wait a Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)21:53:09 No.688236483 >>688236627 >>688236923 >>688237123 >>688237164 >>688237232 >>688237540 >>688237826 >>688238341 >>688238705 >>688239191 >>688239338 >>688240327 >>688240743 >>688240939 >>688241048 >>688241329 >>688241563 >>688241626 >>688241960 >>688242002 >>688242041 >>688242092 >>688244764 >>688245865 >>688246770 >>688247597 >>688248379 >>688249050 >>688249537 >>688249786 >>688250468 >>688250542 >>688250559 >>688251214 >>688252543 >>688255665 >>688258838 >>688265714 >>688265809 >>688266318 >>688266853 >>688266871 >>688266908 >>688278789 >>688279868 >In 2024, HL1 holds up better as an overall experience than HL2 does Why is this? How was HL2 obviously an upgrade when it first came out, but now is dated, while HL1 is still timeless?

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Nuclear energy logic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)09:16:41 No.17030402 2011-05-10 18-57-46_Switzerland_-_Wil_crop.jpg 1.93 MB JPG >there exist magic rocks that can boil water >boiling water gives us energy >we stop using the magic rocks because they exploded that one time are we retarded? imagine if pre historic peoples stopped using fire just because some retard burnt his house down once
Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)09:16:41 No.17030402 2011-05-10 18-57-46_Switzerland_-_Wil_crop.jpg 1.93 MB JPG >there exist magic rocks that can boil water >boiling water gives us energy >we stop using the magic rocks because they exploded that one time are we retarded? imagine if pre historic peoples stopped using fire just because some retard burnt his house down once

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☐ Anonymous 09/09/24(Mon)20:04:17 No.78752475 [Reply] >>78752 >overthinker >think of all the scenarios and responses that could happen beforehand >can predict what others will do >can predict what other will say >real life as well as online >feels like everyone is a robot >NPC "meme" comes to mind >life becomes boring >> ☐ Anonymous 09/09/24(Mon)20:07:03 No.78752498 ► ☐ Anonymous 09/09/24(Mon)20:14:24 No.78752540 >>78752475 (OP) I do this but fail to predict anything >>78752475 (OP) How good are you at chess? How many moves ahead can you predict your opponent?
☐ Anonymous 09/09/24(Mon)20:04:17 No.78752475 [Reply] >>78752 >overthinker >think of all the scenarios and responses that could happen beforehand >can predict what others will do >can predict what other will say >real life as well as online >feels like everyone is a robot >NPC "meme" comes to mind >life becomes boring >> ☐ Anonymous 09/09/24(Mon)20:07:03 No.78752498 ► ☐ Anonymous 09/09/24(Mon)20:14:24 No.78752540 >>78752475 (OP) I do this but fail to predict anything >>78752475 (OP) How good are you at chess? How many moves ahead can you predict your opponent?

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File: holocaustsurvivor.png (180 KB, 626x573) Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)06:56:00 No.75068776 ►>>75068839 >>75068863 >>75068959 >>75068980 >>75069049 >>75069117 >>75069876 > after years of strategically getting f----- in the ass, showing my full a------ online, being a lolcow that everyone makes fun of and consuming lethal amounts of foods (and subsequently drugs) I've finally made the genius discovery! >being fat... is bad! Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)07:25:21 No.75068996 He said years ago his plan was to milk retards, make a fortune, then slim down and retire. he did exactly that >> Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)07:26:16 No.75069003 >fully indulges in his gainer humiliation fetish for a few years >decides he had enough, quits, instantly gets all respect back plus some more. he won. Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)09:52:46 No.75069876 ► >>75068776 (OP) >never has to work or worry about money ever again if you're not willing to post your butthole online and eat junk food for millions you're retarded
File: holocaustsurvivor.png (180 KB, 626x573) Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)06:56:00 No.75068776 ►>>75068839 >>75068863 >>75068959 >>75068980 >>75069049 >>75069117 >>75069876 > after years of strategically getting f----- in the ass, showing my full a------ online, being a lolcow that everyone makes fun of and consuming lethal amounts of foods (and subsequently drugs) I've finally made the genius discovery! >being fat... is bad! Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)07:25:21 No.75068996 He said years ago his plan was to milk retards, make a fortune, then slim down and retire. he did exactly that >> Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)07:26:16 No.75069003 >fully indulges in his gainer humiliation fetish for a few years >decides he had enough, quits, instantly gets all respect back plus some more. he won. Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)09:52:46 No.75069876 ► >>75068776 (OP) >never has to work or worry about money ever again if you're not willing to post your butthole online and eat junk food for millions you're retarded

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