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Anonymous 07/18/20(Sat)01:41:54 No.832344577 >832345213 File: thegame, jpg (49 KB, 1280x720) >Today Wal-mart > boomer yelling about not wearing a mask at some unlucky f--- doing their job >people recording this stupid s--- >Pizzatime.gif > say loudly, "Hey, back off this guy has Alzheimer's" >Do you need me to call you a doctor? >Boomer can't fathom what's happening >"WHATHAFUKAREYOUTALKINBOUT?" >adrenaline surge, but I keep calm and barely piss at all even. >"Someone call him a doctor, he's confused he doesn't understand what's going on." >"THEYRE TRYUN TA TAEK AWAY MAE FREEDOMS YOU KIDS DO-" >"No sir, this a Walmart, you come here to buy groceries." >Point to a stranger because I was told somewhere it's more effective at spurring action. >"Call a doctor please, I don't think he knows what's going on." >Boomer caught on I'm gas-lighting and making him look mentally ill >Cameras all on him as he tries to leave. >Nobody will let him now because they think he needs medical attention. >Go shop >On my way out I see him arguing with paramedics >mfw
Anonymous 07/18/20(Sat)01:41:54 No.832344577 >832345213 File: thegame, jpg (49 KB, 1280x720) >Today Wal-mart > boomer yelling about not wearing a mask at some unlucky f--- doing their job >people recording this stupid s--- >Pizzatime.gif > say loudly, "Hey, back off this guy has Alzheimer's" >Do you need me to call you a doctor? >Boomer can't fathom what's happening >"WHATHAFUKAREYOUTALKINBOUT?" >adrenaline surge, but I keep calm and barely piss at all even. >"Someone call him a doctor, he's confused he doesn't understand what's going on." >"THEYRE TRYUN TA TAEK AWAY MAE FREEDOMS YOU KIDS DO-" >"No sir, this a Walmart, you come here to buy groceries." >Point to a stranger because I was told somewhere it's more effective at spurring action. >"Call a doctor please, I don't think he knows what's going on." >Boomer caught on I'm gas-lighting and making him look mentally ill >Cameras all on him as he tries to leave. >Nobody will let him now because they think he needs medical attention. >Go shop >On my way out I see him arguing with paramedics >mfw

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Anon goes to the dentist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/28/21(Tue)22:51:28 No.863992144 >go to the dentist >normal routine control >she tells me everything is fine, but I should start flossing >l brush teeth 2-3times a week >ask boss dentist abt. it >she tells me I probably have some special saliva that makes it hard for caries 50 KB PNG to form mfw I can barley brush my teeth BC I have super saliva.
: Anonymous 09/28/21(Tue)22:51:28 No.863992144 >go to the dentist >normal routine control >she tells me everything is fine, but I should start flossing >l brush teeth 2-3times a week >ask boss dentist abt. it >she tells me I probably have some special saliva that makes it hard for caries 50 KB PNG to form mfw I can barley brush my teeth BC I have super saliva.

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Anon is a femboy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/29/21(Sun)22:21:29 No.65185503 >working at till close to female coworker >group of girls walk up >one says: "hey ladies! How's it going?" >l'm not paying attention in the moment, coworker says "oh he's a boy" >girls start to laugh and the apologize, say I'm very pretty 37 KB JPG Geee wiz that s--- was embarrassing
: Anonymous 08/29/21(Sun)22:21:29 No.65185503 >working at till close to female coworker >group of girls walk up >one says: "hey ladies! How's it going?" >l'm not paying attention in the moment, coworker says "oh he's a boy" >girls start to laugh and the apologize, say I'm very pretty 37 KB JPG Geee wiz that s--- was embarrassing

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Anon talks about the Japanese | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/26/21(Thu)22:44:24 No.65145756 >Be me oD NAVY >In 4th grade >Just learned about WWII in history class that week 27 KB JPG >Morning of 9/11 >Teachers turn on TV just in time for all of us to see the second tower go down >Sent home and told to talk to parents about what happened today >Hear that the planes were hijacked before crashing into towers >Remember history class and ask my parents if that meant the pilots were Kamikazes >Remember them saying "That's right, Anon" >Remember their fear. Their anger >That's when i hatched a plan >l knew what i had to do >There was one Japanese kid at my Catholic school >His name was Enoch Mee >Recess rolls around and Enoch was playing four square on the other side of the parking lot >I sneak over to the bike rack and unlock my bike >l had an Old Navy American flag t-shirt (pic related) tied around my shoulders and i took off at full speed >Literally ran him over >Rode up his ass, the length of his spine and over his head. >I shouted YEAH! >Got sent to the principals office for hurting another student >Explained to him my patriotism given the events of the previous day >Parents are called, I get expelled >Don't tread on Mee
: Anonymous 08/26/21(Thu)22:44:24 No.65145756 >Be me oD NAVY >In 4th grade >Just learned about WWII in history class that week 27 KB JPG >Morning of 9/11 >Teachers turn on TV just in time for all of us to see the second tower go down >Sent home and told to talk to parents about what happened today >Hear that the planes were hijacked before crashing into towers >Remember history class and ask my parents if that meant the pilots were Kamikazes >Remember them saying "That's right, Anon" >Remember their fear. Their anger >That's when i hatched a plan >l knew what i had to do >There was one Japanese kid at my Catholic school >His name was Enoch Mee >Recess rolls around and Enoch was playing four square on the other side of the parking lot >I sneak over to the bike rack and unlock my bike >l had an Old Navy American flag t-shirt (pic related) tied around my shoulders and i took off at full speed >Literally ran him over >Rode up his ass, the length of his spine and over his head. >I shouted YEAH! >Got sent to the principals office for hurting another student >Explained to him my patriotism given the events of the previous day >Parents are called, I get expelled >Don't tread on Mee

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Anon is Gabby | /r/Greentext

10m (9/29 11:58) · 864023978 1 Re · O Img · JPG 53KB (910 × 479) POLICT >work on your Social Media Accounts for 3 years and only make around 1000 followers >2 weeks after your death you suddenly have 1.9 million followers RIP Gabby. You finally found the success you've been looking for
10m (9/29 11:58) · 864023978 1 Re · O Img · JPG 53KB (910 × 479) POLICT >work on your Social Media Accounts for 3 years and only make around 1000 followers >2 weeks after your death you suddenly have 1.9 million followers RIP Gabby. You finally found the success you've been looking for

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Anon unlocks a new fetish | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 08/30/21(Mon)11:57:02 No.9884375 File: 1615025547977.jpg (651 KB, 2000x3106) >snapping tinder date >she shows me a picture of her salad >I say "damn that salad looking fine, he got a snapchat?" >she sends a picture of her bare stomach saying "He's in here, why dont you ask?"
O Anonymous 08/30/21(Mon)11:57:02 No.9884375 File: 1615025547977.jpg (651 KB, 2000x3106) >snapping tinder date >she shows me a picture of her salad >I say "damn that salad looking fine, he got a snapchat?" >she sends a picture of her bare stomach saying "He's in here, why dont you ask?"

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Anon works at a club | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/10/18(Fri)16:05:21 No.776783830 Interesting stories? >work as barista at club >19yo eurofag, drinking age 18 here >150 people, big majority are underaged >theres this pipe in the ceiling that's like 7- 8 feet off the ground in one corner, a 234 KB JPG manlet can reach it >14-16yo druggie delinquents dancing like аpes >one of them accidentally hits pipe >pipe disconnects from wall, hits another kid in the head >same kid turns around and punches first guy behind him >fight erupts, more idiots join in >shitstorm.mp4 >20 kids f------ fist fighting for a good 5 minutes, music stops >at one point they stop and realize the pipe started the brawl >they tell DJ everything is OK >music starts again, party continues >all of them continue dancing like nothing happened >mfw witnessing all that happen from behind the bar f------ slav parties man
: Anonymous 08/10/18(Fri)16:05:21 No.776783830 Interesting stories? >work as barista at club >19yo eurofag, drinking age 18 here >150 people, big majority are underaged >theres this pipe in the ceiling that's like 7- 8 feet off the ground in one corner, a 234 KB JPG manlet can reach it >14-16yo druggie delinquents dancing like аpes >one of them accidentally hits pipe >pipe disconnects from wall, hits another kid in the head >same kid turns around and punches first guy behind him >fight erupts, more idiots join in >shitstorm.mp4 >20 kids f------ fist fighting for a good 5 minutes, music stops >at one point they stop and realize the pipe started the brawl >they tell DJ everything is OK >music starts again, party continues >all of them continue dancing like nothing happened >mfw witnessing all that happen from behind the bar f------ slav parties man

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Anon goes on an impregnation spree | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 134173985 Hace 2 h •.. >I did the good ol Thailand sesh with the boys last year at age 20 >Had a good friend who lived in Bangkok who showed us a great time >Virgin with rage so I don't care what happens 1,4 MB GIF >Was there for 2 weeks and f----- anywhere from 5-10 girls a day/ night except for a cool off day half way through >Raw dogged every single one and came in every single p---- or anus >Told majority I was using a rubber when they insisted I had to >Still nutted raw regardless >Many fights with little thai woman over me c------ in them but the lads had my back >After I left I got checked for STD's and luckily I was free >Mfw Mate who lives in Bangkok tells me I got many of them pregnant and they are trying to get my information from him 12 REPLIES
Anonymous | 134173985 Hace 2 h •.. >I did the good ol Thailand sesh with the boys last year at age 20 >Had a good friend who lived in Bangkok who showed us a great time >Virgin with rage so I don't care what happens 1,4 MB GIF >Was there for 2 weeks and f----- anywhere from 5-10 girls a day/ night except for a cool off day half way through >Raw dogged every single one and came in every single p---- or anus >Told majority I was using a rubber when they insisted I had to >Still nutted raw regardless >Many fights with little thai woman over me c------ in them but the lads had my back >After I left I got checked for STD's and luckily I was free >Mfw Mate who lives in Bangkok tells me I got many of them pregnant and they are trying to get my information from him 12 REPLIES

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Anons mom gets beaned | /r/Greentext

File: 284.png (357 KB, 600x840) Uh oh! You friccin moron. You just got BEANEDM Anonymous 06/14/18(Thu)13:45:14 No.771509716 >Be me >14 >My mom is super scared about what I have on my phone >Download one of those calculator apps that hide images behind a code >One day she was going through my phone >She bursts into my room, phone in hand >"Anon! What is this?" >Tell her it's just a calculator app >l'm freaking out on the inside >She says she knows what it is >O_Shit.jpg >"OPEN IT NOW ANON!" >Start freaking out >Say no >She threatens to take away everything I have for a year >Unlock calculator Tag your friends to totally BEAN! them! >She looks at screen >Theres only one image >She opens it >It's literally just the stupid beaned picture >Mom looks at me >"What the f--- anon?"
File: 284.png (357 KB, 600x840) Uh oh! You friccin moron. You just got BEANEDM Anonymous 06/14/18(Thu)13:45:14 No.771509716 >Be me >14 >My mom is super scared about what I have on my phone >Download one of those calculator apps that hide images behind a code >One day she was going through my phone >She bursts into my room, phone in hand >"Anon! What is this?" >Tell her it's just a calculator app >l'm freaking out on the inside >She says she knows what it is >O_Shit.jpg >"OPEN IT NOW ANON!" >Start freaking out >Say no >She threatens to take away everything I have for a year >Unlock calculator Tag your friends to totally BEAN! them! >She looks at screen >Theres only one image >She opens it >It's literally just the stupid beaned picture >Mom looks at me >"What the f--- anon?"

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The puddle sucker | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 02/11/19(Mon)11:15:07 No.792359077 >be me >gap year >work as nursery assistant at a home for mentally challenged (IQ>70) >one guy is very unintelligent >24 years old >IQ too low to learn how to speak >only says weird sounds >no friends >only hobby is to suck puddles dry >once tried sucking lake dry >puked multiple times >once all got sick from bad food >he didn't because of superior stomach from sucking puddles >one day the home gets a new manager >decides that puddlesucker cannot suck puddles anymore >puddlesucker gets very sad >one time I have the night shift >its raining >see puddlesucker stand by the window crying looking at the many delicious puddles >l open the door >puddlesucker runs outside faster than a 4chan user chasing an icecream truck >sucks on atleast 7 puddles >comes back >gives me big wet hug >mfw guy who doesn't even crack a smile when he sees his family after 2 months, gives me a hug
O Anonymous 02/11/19(Mon)11:15:07 No.792359077 >be me >gap year >work as nursery assistant at a home for mentally challenged (IQ>70) >one guy is very unintelligent >24 years old >IQ too low to learn how to speak >only says weird sounds >no friends >only hobby is to suck puddles dry >once tried sucking lake dry >puked multiple times >once all got sick from bad food >he didn't because of superior stomach from sucking puddles >one day the home gets a new manager >decides that puddlesucker cannot suck puddles anymore >puddlesucker gets very sad >one time I have the night shift >its raining >see puddlesucker stand by the window crying looking at the many delicious puddles >l open the door >puddlesucker runs outside faster than a 4chan user chasing an icecream truck >sucks on atleast 7 puddles >comes back >gives me big wet hug >mfw guy who doesn't even crack a smile when he sees his family after 2 months, gives me a hug

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