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Anyone here just goes out at night and fights people? My life was boring as f--- and I was depressed so I started going out and just fighting people I started putting on a ski mask and at first it was only homeless people then it evolved to highschool kids and now I'm picking fights with grown men I even have a nemesis >beat up the same guy a couple of times >find out where he works >catch him off guard after he gets off work >he's been posting on Facebook about catching me at night and giving me what I deserve >dude drives around at night with a shotgun trying to kill me basically My life is soo much more excited now am I f------ crazy for doing this ?
Anyone here just goes out at night and fights people? My life was boring as f--- and I was depressed so I started going out and just fighting people I started putting on a ski mask and at first it was only homeless people then it evolved to highschool kids and now I'm picking fights with grown men I even have a nemesis >beat up the same guy a couple of times >find out where he works >catch him off guard after he gets off work >he's been posting on Facebook about catching me at night and giving me what I deserve >dude drives around at night with a shotgun trying to kill me basically My life is soo much more excited now am I f------ crazy for doing this ?

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Anon is worried | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)06:57:06 No.68404039 uh oh > me > scrolling 4chan > see haha funny post about some schizo being worried the government is watching him > "hahaha f----- schizo kys" 8 KB JPG think about it before going to bed > I use duckduckgo >I use Firefox > my android phone has nothing google on it (to stop tracking) >I use Linux (cause Microsoft tracks you) > always use Tor (better privacy) > TONS of Firefox anti-tracket stuff > cookies clear every one minute (stop trackers) > host my own tor bridge so ISP can't snoop on my traffic > phone stays off when I'm outside the house to prevent my sim card being tracked when connecting to cell towers > not even my work knows who tf I am (I work remotely) > schizophrenia runs on my dads side of the family uh oh anons 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)06:57:06 No.68404039 uh oh > me > scrolling 4chan > see haha funny post about some schizo being worried the government is watching him > "hahaha f----- schizo kys" 8 KB JPG think about it before going to bed > I use duckduckgo >I use Firefox > my android phone has nothing google on it (to stop tracking) >I use Linux (cause Microsoft tracks you) > always use Tor (better privacy) > TONS of Firefox anti-tracket stuff > cookies clear every one minute (stop trackers) > host my own tor bridge so ISP can't snoop on my traffic > phone stays off when I'm outside the house to prevent my sim card being tracked when connecting to cell towers > not even my work knows who tf I am (I work remotely) > schizophrenia runs on my dads side of the family uh oh anons 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Dear Penthouse, I never thought I’d be writing one of these letters, but… | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)10:02:33 No.866870353 >Be me >A------ roommate moved his GF in >Against lease terms but I allow it at start >Big mistake >She doesn't pay a cent towards bills 55 KB JPG or rent >We both work from home but she always interrupting my meetings and calls >Told roommate its time for her to go or pay her share >He says he'll have a word with her >That was 6 months ago >She still here and not paying her share >Last night I confronted her >Told her to pack her things >She said if I let her stay she will make it worth my while >She still here and extra flirty with me when roommate is out What do I do? : Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)10:10:18 No.866870699 Don't do it dude. Nothing good can come from her actions coming to fruition. She's a w---- and deserves the door, get rid of her lad. >>866870811 # >>866870888 #
: Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)10:02:33 No.866870353 >Be me >A------ roommate moved his GF in >Against lease terms but I allow it at start >Big mistake >She doesn't pay a cent towards bills 55 KB JPG or rent >We both work from home but she always interrupting my meetings and calls >Told roommate its time for her to go or pay her share >He says he'll have a word with her >That was 6 months ago >She still here and not paying her share >Last night I confronted her >Told her to pack her things >She said if I let her stay she will make it worth my while >She still here and extra flirty with me when roommate is out What do I do? : Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)10:10:18 No.866870699 Don't do it dude. Nothing good can come from her actions coming to fruition. She's a w---- and deserves the door, get rid of her lad. >>866870811 # >>866870888 #

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Transception | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)17:11:05 No.25524851 Stealth date Quick run down: im a stealth trans girl living with cis people, not a soul knows about my secret. One of the guys has been really friendly and i dont know what happened but now we are going out together. We said we'd go to the gun store together but i dont think we're *just* going to the gun store... 143 KB JPG How do i not f--- up this insanely perilous situation? The guys cute, friendly, decently smart. I could enjoy things with him! But theres a big risk. : Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)17:17:19 No.25524929 >the gun store 23 KB JPG >>25524971 #
: Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)17:11:05 No.25524851 Stealth date Quick run down: im a stealth trans girl living with cis people, not a soul knows about my secret. One of the guys has been really friendly and i dont know what happened but now we are going out together. We said we'd go to the gun store together but i dont think we're *just* going to the gun store... 143 KB JPG How do i not f--- up this insanely perilous situation? The guys cute, friendly, decently smart. I could enjoy things with him! But theres a big risk. : Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)17:17:19 No.25524929 >the gun store 23 KB JPG >>25524971 #

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Anon bakes an abomination | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/22/22(Sat)07:50:45 No.17314316 brd.jpg 913 KB JPG This is it lads. The worst loaf of bread I've ever made.
: Anonymous 01/22/22(Sat)07:50:45 No.17314316 brd.jpg 913 KB JPG This is it lads. The worst loaf of bread I've ever made.

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The apple dosent fall far from the tree | /r/Greentext

02/01/20(Sat)21:02:27 No.565352 >talking to my dad about my depression >explaining passive suicidality >"while I'm not going to actively try to kill myself, if a truck was coming straight at me I probably wouldn't get out of the way" >his reply : Anonymous 93 KB JPG >his f------ reply >"oh that's how I've felt my whole life" >mfw
02/01/20(Sat)21:02:27 No.565352 >talking to my dad about my depression >explaining passive suicidality >"while I'm not going to actively try to kill myself, if a truck was coming straight at me I probably wouldn't get out of the way" >his reply : Anonymous 93 KB JPG >his f------ reply >"oh that's how I've felt my whole life" >mfw

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Anon asks a auestion | /r/Greentext

le: tea.jpg (51 KB, 714x714) Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)02:40:52 No.877069773 >>877069875 >>877069978 >>877070012 I'm a homosexual male, ask me anything O Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)02:42:45 No.877069875 File: why-are-you-gae-.gif (1.04 MB, 498x280) >>877069907 WHY AREY OU GAE >>877069773 (OP) #
le: tea.jpg (51 KB, 714x714) Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)02:40:52 No.877069773 >>877069875 >>877069978 >>877070012 I'm a homosexual male, ask me anything O Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)02:42:45 No.877069875 File: why-are-you-gae-.gif (1.04 MB, 498x280) >>877069907 WHY AREY OU GAE >>877069773 (OP) #

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Anon is loved | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/22/19(Mon)19:13:12 No.798004600 >be me >changed schools and locations at least a dozen times in my life >old friend invites me to his party >never been to a party before >but I havent seen him in so long >f--- it Im going >expect that Im gonna be a social 8 KB JPG stigma and talk to nobody >oh well >arrive at party >"ANON!" >everyone happy as f--- to see me >hugs on top of hugs on top of hugs from people I havent seen in years >they all missed me >l always thought I was a social outcast >smoking pot, getting drunk >flirting with girls that I used to think were way out of my league >vibing like there is no tommorow >3 am, crossfaded out of my mind >pass out on friend's floor >people actually like me >people actually enjoy my presence >feelsgoodman
: Anonymous 04/22/19(Mon)19:13:12 No.798004600 >be me >changed schools and locations at least a dozen times in my life >old friend invites me to his party >never been to a party before >but I havent seen him in so long >f--- it Im going >expect that Im gonna be a social 8 KB JPG stigma and talk to nobody >oh well >arrive at party >"ANON!" >everyone happy as f--- to see me >hugs on top of hugs on top of hugs from people I havent seen in years >they all missed me >l always thought I was a social outcast >smoking pot, getting drunk >flirting with girls that I used to think were way out of my league >vibing like there is no tommorow >3 am, crossfaded out of my mind >pass out on friend's floor >people actually like me >people actually enjoy my presence >feelsgoodman

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Bro what the fug | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/29/21(Fri)14:01:41 No.865748094 Anyone else love not leaving the pizza guy a tip? I never tip the pizza guy. In fact, not only do I not tip, but sometimes after I slam the door in his face after taking the food, I'll stand by the window and smile as I watch him seething back to his wagecuck car, usually a old as f--- honda civic or some other shitbox his mommy help pay for. If they happen to look back and see me, I usually smile even more and wave. That's when they realized they've been fully cucked. 134 KB JPG
Anonymous 10/29/21(Fri)14:01:41 No.865748094 Anyone else love not leaving the pizza guy a tip? I never tip the pizza guy. In fact, not only do I not tip, but sometimes after I slam the door in his face after taking the food, I'll stand by the window and smile as I watch him seething back to his wagecuck car, usually a old as f--- honda civic or some other shitbox his mommy help pay for. If they happen to look back and see me, I usually smile even more and wave. That's when they realized they've been fully cucked. 134 KB JPG

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anon logs on | /r/Greentext

1607397557617.png 58 KB PNG >win game >feel nothing >lose game >day ruined
1607397557617.png 58 KB PNG >win game >feel nothing >lose game >day ruined

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Anon likes Steve-O. | /r/Greentext

04/27/22(Wed)21:55:46 No.68402583 Anonymous Steve-O saved my life >be me >insecure about penis >compared to p--- its like 1/10th of the hammers they sling >fast forward >watch Jackass Movie >see Steve-O's Penis >literally like mine >suddenly feel secure about my penis >all because I saw Steve-O's penis 62 KB JPG Yeah dude
04/27/22(Wed)21:55:46 No.68402583 Anonymous Steve-O saved my life >be me >insecure about penis >compared to p--- its like 1/10th of the hammers they sling >fast forward >watch Jackass Movie >see Steve-O's Penis >literally like mine >suddenly feel secure about my penis >all because I saw Steve-O's penis 62 KB JPG Yeah dude

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Anon rants about Republicans/Right Wingers | /r/Greentext

File: Republitoad.jpg (37 KB, 684x653) O Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)21:15:06 No.877057996 [Reply] >Be me, Republican >Start my day by firing up facebook >Do routine cleanup of blocking anyone that disagrees with my opinions >Gotta keep my confirmations biased >Do my morning lookups researching reasons why Biden/abortion/gun control is bad >Report websites that say otherwise to Google >Turn on Fox news >There's a protest against abortion bans downtown! >Everyone I talk to on Facebook says that is bad! >Grab my gun and 15 American flags >Drive downtown yelling out window and shooting gun in air >Get to protest and tell them they can't protest because we are protesting and it's our free speech! >They try to yell something about free speech for them, but their opinion is wrong therefore they don't get free speech! >Shoot guns to scare them away >Plant the American flag >Cops arrive and congradulate me on my patriotism while standing on the neck of a pregnant woman >Get home, TV news shows some idiot shooting a gun out of his truck and at a group of protestors >Get mad because that guy is going to make my people look bad >They will never take our guns! >Strap 6 pistols to my belt and go grocery shopping to make a point >Accidentally shoot a black kid, I FEARED FOR MY LIFE! >BLM Didn' do nuffins start protesting >THEY CANT DO THAT! >Go on Facebook to block BLM supporters Why are republicans like this?
File: Republitoad.jpg (37 KB, 684x653) O Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)21:15:06 No.877057996 [Reply] >Be me, Republican >Start my day by firing up facebook >Do routine cleanup of blocking anyone that disagrees with my opinions >Gotta keep my confirmations biased >Do my morning lookups researching reasons why Biden/abortion/gun control is bad >Report websites that say otherwise to Google >Turn on Fox news >There's a protest against abortion bans downtown! >Everyone I talk to on Facebook says that is bad! >Grab my gun and 15 American flags >Drive downtown yelling out window and shooting gun in air >Get to protest and tell them they can't protest because we are protesting and it's our free speech! >They try to yell something about free speech for them, but their opinion is wrong therefore they don't get free speech! >Shoot guns to scare them away >Plant the American flag >Cops arrive and congradulate me on my patriotism while standing on the neck of a pregnant woman >Get home, TV news shows some idiot shooting a gun out of his truck and at a group of protestors >Get mad because that guy is going to make my people look bad >They will never take our guns! >Strap 6 pistols to my belt and go grocery shopping to make a point >Accidentally shoot a black kid, I FEARED FOR MY LIFE! >BLM Didn' do nuffins start protesting >THEY CANT DO THAT! >Go on Facebook to block BLM supporters Why are republicans like this?

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Anon is a tranny | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)11:49:06 No.68391803 >be closeted t----- >been on hormone therapy for years and grew boobs from it >look and sound like a guy so present as that, just bind my boobs when i go to work >tell people i'm a girl online because i feel bad when people call me he and its my escape for being a man in real life 135 KB PNG >can't play any multiplayer games on a team because if I talk they'll hear my man voice I'm so lonely. It's bad enough that I can't be female, I just wish I could play games with people online 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)12:03:05 No.68391952 >>68391803 (OP) # why not just try being a feminine man instead of going through irreversible treatments
: Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)11:49:06 No.68391803 >be closeted t----- >been on hormone therapy for years and grew boobs from it >look and sound like a guy so present as that, just bind my boobs when i go to work >tell people i'm a girl online because i feel bad when people call me he and its my escape for being a man in real life 135 KB PNG >can't play any multiplayer games on a team because if I talk they'll hear my man voice I'm so lonely. It's bad enough that I can't be female, I just wish I could play games with people online 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)12:03:05 No.68391952 >>68391803 (OP) # why not just try being a feminine man instead of going through irreversible treatments

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Anon doesn't get to celebrate his birthday | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/02/17(Thu)01:41:05 No.35225975 >>35225998 File: Pepe wizard.jpg (14 KB, 323x250) >>35225918 dada i cased luf spel so u gota be fweds agen plis no be meen tu mama > Anonymous 03/02/17(Thu)01:41-13 No.35225977 I Anonymous 03/02/17(Thu)01:42:12 No.35225998 >35226056 >>35226064 File: angry_pepe.jpg (39 KB, 900x900) >>35225975 F--- OFF YOU STUPID LITTLE IDIOT YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABORTED >> Anonymous 03/02/17(Thu)01:43:04 No 35226020 D Anonymous 03/02/17(Thu)01:44:40 No.35226056 | 35226098 File: pepe sad birfde.png (84 KB, 658x901) >>35225998 bt is mi bifde
Anonymous 03/02/17(Thu)01:41:05 No.35225975 >>35225998 File: Pepe wizard.jpg (14 KB, 323x250) >>35225918 dada i cased luf spel so u gota be fweds agen plis no be meen tu mama > Anonymous 03/02/17(Thu)01:41-13 No.35225977 I Anonymous 03/02/17(Thu)01:42:12 No.35225998 >35226056 >>35226064 File: angry_pepe.jpg (39 KB, 900x900) >>35225975 F--- OFF YOU STUPID LITTLE IDIOT YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABORTED >> Anonymous 03/02/17(Thu)01:43:04 No 35226020 D Anonymous 03/02/17(Thu)01:44:40 No.35226056 | 35226098 File: pepe sad birfde.png (84 KB, 658x901) >>35225998 bt is mi bifde

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