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Anonymous 2016-07-15 21:58:17 Post No. 29974078 [Report] Image search: [Google] SPLASH MOUNTAIN 9-11 WAS ALR >hear mom say "i'm sick of raising kids, i have raised kids my entire life! it's ME TIME now!" when i was 15 >she dumps me on my dad at 16 136 KB, 500x683 >go live with grandmother >she promises to love me and take care of me, and she does >after a year she suddenly says i'm not her responsibility, she wants to do her own thing and dumps me back on my dad at 17 >stepmother >she didn't want to raise anymore children and regularly argued with my dad, trying to get him to send me back to my mother i'm 18 now and i've come to realize i've never had a loving mother in my life and it feels like s---. what's your relationship like with your mother, robots? Anonymous 2016-07-15 22:00:42 Post No.29974119 [Report] >>29974078 she was supportive but kinda distant growing up. the sex lately have been pretty good though.
Anonymous 2016-07-15 21:58:17 Post No. 29974078 [Report] Image search: [Google] SPLASH MOUNTAIN 9-11 WAS ALR >hear mom say "i'm sick of raising kids, i have raised kids my entire life! it's ME TIME now!" when i was 15 >she dumps me on my dad at 16 136 KB, 500x683 >go live with grandmother >she promises to love me and take care of me, and she does >after a year she suddenly says i'm not her responsibility, she wants to do her own thing and dumps me back on my dad at 17 >stepmother >she didn't want to raise anymore children and regularly argued with my dad, trying to get him to send me back to my mother i'm 18 now and i've come to realize i've never had a loving mother in my life and it feels like s---. what's your relationship like with your mother, robots? Anonymous 2016-07-15 22:00:42 Post No.29974119 [Report] >>29974078 she was supportive but kinda distant growing up. the sex lately have been pretty good though.

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Anonymous (ID: YL4jhTsv just started a new job after n(...) 75 KB JPG 03/13/24(Wed)14:36:31 No.461590768 >8-9 hours of work >1-2 hours of commute >all the work prep, showering, eating, clothes etc. also easily add an hour daily >12 hours a day total lost time for work >after you come home often times too tired to do anything anyways >you dont even work for yourself, you get peanuts compared to what you make your boss >12 hours for work, 8 hours for sleep, leaves you with 4 hours of life to do what you want >and that is just the time aspect, dont forget the stress of having to deal with a------ customers, bully bosses, etc >were just supposed to accept this, this is totally normal you guys :) kaczynski was right, holy f------ s---
Anonymous (ID: YL4jhTsv just started a new job after n(...) 75 KB JPG 03/13/24(Wed)14:36:31 No.461590768 >8-9 hours of work >1-2 hours of commute >all the work prep, showering, eating, clothes etc. also easily add an hour daily >12 hours a day total lost time for work >after you come home often times too tired to do anything anyways >you dont even work for yourself, you get peanuts compared to what you make your boss >12 hours for work, 8 hours for sleep, leaves you with 4 hours of life to do what you want >and that is just the time aspect, dont forget the stress of having to deal with a------ customers, bully bosses, etc >were just supposed to accept this, this is totally normal you guys :) kaczynski was right, holy f------ s---

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Anon causes a disaster | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/08/23(Sat)20:46:49 No. 182764475 Water Surface 15 Feet HL / 17 21.375 psi 14.7 psi 5a92a0cf286b4_Photo4Delta Pdefinition.jpg.e26ce980d09fa19c6f65ab8 374 KB JPG >OH NO-
Anonymous 04/08/23(Sat)20:46:49 No. 182764475 Water Surface 15 Feet HL / 17 21.375 psi 14.7 psi 5a92a0cf286b4_Photo4Delta Pdefinition.jpg.e26ce980d09fa19c6f65ab8 374 KB JPG >OH NO-

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Anon talks about the the state of the IT job market | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous reddit CSCAREERQUESTIONS 03/05/24(Tue)06:14:10 No.99329742 P show images Why isn't there more of a backlash against outsourcing, especially to 1 1819 India? (self.cscareerquestions) 2.960 3 515 submitted 5 days ago * (last edited 5 days ago) by degenerate_hedonbot O 890 comments source share save hide report crosspost My manager and coworker speak Hindi in meetings. How do I deal? (self.cscareerquestions) submitted 2 days ago by mr_deez92 O 381 comments source share save hide report crosspost Are the Indian recruiter jobs scams? (self.cscareerquestions) submitted 12 months ago by featheredsnake O 266 comments source share save hide report crosspost With all of the talk about DEI, I want to address the real elephant in the 4 3826 room. Indian managers who hire other Indians almost exclusively 5 331 6253 $ 7 2017 5 8 0 (self.cscareerquestions) submitted 1 month ago by Drought FloodFamine 100 comments source share save hide report crosspost What is the connection between India and CS? (self.cscareerquestions) submitted 5 years ago by 48151_62342 330 comments source share save hide report crosspost India Workforce in IT Industry. Why so many? (self.cscareerquestions) submitted 2 years ago by materypomp O 299 comments source share save hide report crosspost How to be better at understanding Indian accent? (self.cscareerquestions) submitted 1 year ago by Dun1007 O 486 comments source share save hide report crosspost Why do people always say Indian devs quality is low? (self.cscareerquestions) submitted 5 days ago by panda6699 47 comments source share save hide report crosspost 1709309172022204.png 358 KB PNG >90s: haha indians are geeky smelly IT workers >00s: haha indians are geeky smelly IT workers >10s: haha indians are geeky smelly IT workers >20s: W-- WHY ARE ALL THE TECH JOBS BEING OUTSOURCED TO INDIA!? TECH IS HIP NOW SO I'M ENTITLED TO A JOB!! I WANT TO BE LIKE THE GIRLIES ON TIKTOK AND MAKE 300K DOING NOTHING!! THIS IS SO UNFAIR OMG IT MUST BE NEPOTISM!!!
: Anonymous reddit CSCAREERQUESTIONS 03/05/24(Tue)06:14:10 No.99329742 P show images Why isn't there more of a backlash against outsourcing, especially to 1 1819 India? (self.cscareerquestions) 2.960 3 515 submitted 5 days ago * (last edited 5 days ago) by degenerate_hedonbot O 890 comments source share save hide report crosspost My manager and coworker speak Hindi in meetings. How do I deal? (self.cscareerquestions) submitted 2 days ago by mr_deez92 O 381 comments source share save hide report crosspost Are the Indian recruiter jobs scams? (self.cscareerquestions) submitted 12 months ago by featheredsnake O 266 comments source share save hide report crosspost With all of the talk about DEI, I want to address the real elephant in the 4 3826 room. Indian managers who hire other Indians almost exclusively 5 331 6253 $ 7 2017 5 8 0 (self.cscareerquestions) submitted 1 month ago by Drought FloodFamine 100 comments source share save hide report crosspost What is the connection between India and CS? (self.cscareerquestions) submitted 5 years ago by 48151_62342 330 comments source share save hide report crosspost India Workforce in IT Industry. Why so many? (self.cscareerquestions) submitted 2 years ago by materypomp O 299 comments source share save hide report crosspost How to be better at understanding Indian accent? (self.cscareerquestions) submitted 1 year ago by Dun1007 O 486 comments source share save hide report crosspost Why do people always say Indian devs quality is low? (self.cscareerquestions) submitted 5 days ago by panda6699 47 comments source share save hide report crosspost 1709309172022204.png 358 KB PNG >90s: haha indians are geeky smelly IT workers >00s: haha indians are geeky smelly IT workers >10s: haha indians are geeky smelly IT workers >20s: W-- WHY ARE ALL THE TECH JOBS BEING OUTSOURCED TO INDIA!? TECH IS HIP NOW SO I'M ENTITLED TO A JOB!! I WANT TO BE LIKE THE GIRLIES ON TIKTOK AND MAKE 300K DOING NOTHING!! THIS IS SO UNFAIR OMG IT MUST BE NEPOTISM!!!

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Anon is out of shape. | /r/Greentext

File: bigcamo.png (564 KB, 1138x616) ☐ Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)16:10:01 No.76765056 >be me >put on a lot of weight over the winter >kind of embarrassed by my big gut >put on a camouflage shirt >no one can see my fat Looks like I got 'em again boys.
File: bigcamo.png (564 KB, 1138x616) ☐ Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)16:10:01 No.76765056 >be me >put on a lot of weight over the winter >kind of embarrassed by my big gut >put on a camouflage shirt >no one can see my fat Looks like I got 'em again boys.

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Fortified Position | /r/Greentext

9E3349AD-B7E7-416D-9150-27947D89F158.jpg 143 KB JPG if youre ugly, why not grow a beard? >makes you more masculine and rugged >can either hide a weak jaw or accentuate a good one >hides basically any facial blemish like wrinkles acne laugh lines >cancels out the ugliness of a bald head you have a marked societal advantage over ugly women because all they have is makeup which must come off at the end of the day
9E3349AD-B7E7-416D-9150-27947D89F158.jpg 143 KB JPG if youre ugly, why not grow a beard? >makes you more masculine and rugged >can either hide a weak jaw or accentuate a good one >hides basically any facial blemish like wrinkles acne laugh lines >cancels out the ugliness of a bald head you have a marked societal advantage over ugly women because all they have is makeup which must come off at the end of the day

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Anonymous 844 KB GIF 03/13/24(Wed)01:28:03 No.76766037 >working papa johns late night closing >some guy walks in looking disheveled and listless. >"hey whats goin on man what I can get you" >"just a large pizza I guess. I've just been in a hospital waiting room for hours and I figured I should get some food" >"oh s--- everything ok?" >"no my wife got into a car accident with her parents. they're dead and she's in a medically induced coma, I've got the kids at the hospital waiting" >"jesus f------ christ man that's awful" >try to give him food for free. he insists on paying. give him extra pizza anyway >"good luck man" I think about that guy from time to time. hope his wife made it. life is short kids >>76766942 #
Anonymous 844 KB GIF 03/13/24(Wed)01:28:03 No.76766037 >working papa johns late night closing >some guy walks in looking disheveled and listless. >"hey whats goin on man what I can get you" >"just a large pizza I guess. I've just been in a hospital waiting room for hours and I figured I should get some food" >"oh s--- everything ok?" >"no my wife got into a car accident with her parents. they're dead and she's in a medically induced coma, I've got the kids at the hospital waiting" >"jesus f------ christ man that's awful" >try to give him food for free. he insists on paying. give him extra pizza anyway >"good luck man" I think about that guy from time to time. hope his wife made it. life is short kids >>76766942 #

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Anon is desperate | /r/Greentext

Anonymous femcel fem-sell/ noun females who are unable to find romantic or sexual partners and form support groups in the internet 18 KB JPG 03/12/24(Tue)22:49:35 No.30890368 >turning 29 this year >be autistic virgin femanon who's never been on a date and doesn't even have any friends >always wanted a family but have no social skills >am barely even able to formulate enough interesting thoughts to have idle chit-chat with my parents, the people I'm most comfortable with in the whole world >with the power of hindsight I can recall some instances where a guy was probably trying to start something with me but I'm such a personality void they gave up after a few minutes >only other girl in my highschool class who was as awkward and unpopular as me just got married and had a baby last year (though she's the brand of weird that will unashamedly talk about her special interests whereas I never talk to anyone at all) Realistically what are my options if I don't want to die alone? Is there some website for incredibly desperate people who want to settle down that isn't populated mostly by serial killers seeking their next victim? I've resigned myself to probably passing my expiry date for having kids unless I miraculously find someone in the next couple months 27 Replies 1 Image View Thread
Anonymous femcel fem-sell/ noun females who are unable to find romantic or sexual partners and form support groups in the internet 18 KB JPG 03/12/24(Tue)22:49:35 No.30890368 >turning 29 this year >be autistic virgin femanon who's never been on a date and doesn't even have any friends >always wanted a family but have no social skills >am barely even able to formulate enough interesting thoughts to have idle chit-chat with my parents, the people I'm most comfortable with in the whole world >with the power of hindsight I can recall some instances where a guy was probably trying to start something with me but I'm such a personality void they gave up after a few minutes >only other girl in my highschool class who was as awkward and unpopular as me just got married and had a baby last year (though she's the brand of weird that will unashamedly talk about her special interests whereas I never talk to anyone at all) Realistically what are my options if I don't want to die alone? Is there some website for incredibly desperate people who want to settle down that isn't populated mostly by serial killers seeking their next victim? I've resigned myself to probably passing my expiry date for having kids unless I miraculously find someone in the next couple months 27 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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Anon has fun neighbors | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/11/24(Mon) 15:08:53 No.915190788 SAT 03:00 用 1710119552542180.jpg 24 KB JPG >upstairs chad has another girl over >not really jelly of him, just hate the constant noise >neighbours are usually quiet, not this guy >always treats us to a symphony of a woman praying for her life, a guy groaning like he's taking a s---, and a bed racketing like a broken washing machine >tonight's entertainment: "why did you c-- in me!? I'M YOUR SISTER!!"
: Anonymous 03/11/24(Mon) 15:08:53 No.915190788 SAT 03:00 用 1710119552542180.jpg 24 KB JPG >upstairs chad has another girl over >not really jelly of him, just hate the constant noise >neighbours are usually quiet, not this guy >always treats us to a symphony of a woman praying for her life, a guy groaning like he's taking a s---, and a bed racketing like a broken washing machine >tonight's entertainment: "why did you c-- in me!? I'M YOUR SISTER!!"

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Anon is lonely | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Empathy is killing me 35 KB JPG 03/12/24(Tue)12:36:14 No.30887056 >Be me, normie at 37 >Lonely AF but enjoys peace and quiet >Doesn't like being bothered when going to the store. >Puts on earbuds, listens to music, just wanna buy my groceries in peace >Sees QT3.14 >Wants to say something >Realizes that maybe she is there to shop too and to not be bothered >Realizes I'd be a hypocrite if I talk to her >Sigh and go back to buying my s---. >Go home >Cry myself to sleep How in the f--- are we supposed to meet people? I shouldn't be having highschooler problems like this, I should be old enough to understand.
: Anonymous Empathy is killing me 35 KB JPG 03/12/24(Tue)12:36:14 No.30887056 >Be me, normie at 37 >Lonely AF but enjoys peace and quiet >Doesn't like being bothered when going to the store. >Puts on earbuds, listens to music, just wanna buy my groceries in peace >Sees QT3.14 >Wants to say something >Realizes that maybe she is there to shop too and to not be bothered >Realizes I'd be a hypocrite if I talk to her >Sigh and go back to buying my s---. >Go home >Cry myself to sleep How in the f--- are we supposed to meet people? I shouldn't be having highschooler problems like this, I should be old enough to understand.

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Most self-aware 4chan user | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)07:14:50 No.76764511 >>76764733 File: based wow.png (1.75 MB, 1920x1080) school >ask for her number >>76764392 (OP) >me >>76764722 >work in some retail place in the ghetto >one of my coworkers is a girl with a great ass and wide hips that i knew from >dumb bitch actually gave it to me >one day we're sitting together during break and she compliments my eyes >"yea i'm like the perfect a----" >awkward laugh >i ask her if she wants to watch a video of the christ church shooting >silence >she goes over to talk to my s--- supervisor >people at work stop talking to me >get called into the managers office >"anon, some people here have been telling me that you're a white supremacist" >dios mio >somehow wiggle my way out of this slippery situation tldr i somehow became very well liked because i asked out a black girl who also worked there and people decided i was just retarded and not a racist. the girl eventually quit after lying to the manager about my supervisor hitting her. she started f------ the super at a fast food place and got a job there because of him. my supervisor got fired because of le accusations. the moral of this story is that i got away with it because of how attractive i am. Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)07:35:12 No.76764722 ☐ Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)07:36:23 No.76764733 >>76764511 >76764749 >the moral of this story is that i got away with it because of how attractive i am holy larp
Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)07:14:50 No.76764511 >>76764733 File: based wow.png (1.75 MB, 1920x1080) school >ask for her number >>76764392 (OP) >me >>76764722 >work in some retail place in the ghetto >one of my coworkers is a girl with a great ass and wide hips that i knew from >dumb bitch actually gave it to me >one day we're sitting together during break and she compliments my eyes >"yea i'm like the perfect a----" >awkward laugh >i ask her if she wants to watch a video of the christ church shooting >silence >she goes over to talk to my s--- supervisor >people at work stop talking to me >get called into the managers office >"anon, some people here have been telling me that you're a white supremacist" >dios mio >somehow wiggle my way out of this slippery situation tldr i somehow became very well liked because i asked out a black girl who also worked there and people decided i was just retarded and not a racist. the girl eventually quit after lying to the manager about my supervisor hitting her. she started f------ the super at a fast food place and got a job there because of him. my supervisor got fired because of le accusations. the moral of this story is that i got away with it because of how attractive i am. Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)07:35:12 No.76764722 ☐ Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)07:36:23 No.76764733 >>76764511 >76764749 >the moral of this story is that i got away with it because of how attractive i am holy larp

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File: 69be601c93e075386abf76ca2(...).jpg (40 KB, 421x421) Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)18:41:07 No.76764778 [Reply] ► >find a white hindu girl on here >she's still a virgin and nearing 30s but not ugly >actually comes from a strict white hindu family and grew up autistic femcel because of that >but she added me bc i'm a white buddhist >says she'll only marry into another hindu >talks to me every day and made an acc on socials to follow me >tell her I'm saving up to move to the UK >she says she'll visit me and take me places >jokingly ask her to marry me >she makes a weird face every time and says we can't marry bc we're different religions what do anons Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)18:51:47 No.76764874 pretend to convert duh
File: 69be601c93e075386abf76ca2(...).jpg (40 KB, 421x421) Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)18:41:07 No.76764778 [Reply] ► >find a white hindu girl on here >she's still a virgin and nearing 30s but not ugly >actually comes from a strict white hindu family and grew up autistic femcel because of that >but she added me bc i'm a white buddhist >says she'll only marry into another hindu >talks to me every day and made an acc on socials to follow me >tell her I'm saving up to move to the UK >she says she'll visit me and take me places >jokingly ask her to marry me >she makes a weird face every time and says we can't marry bc we're different religions what do anons Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)18:51:47 No.76764874 pretend to convert duh

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File: IMG_0497.gif (61 KB, 640x516) Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)14:15:11 No.76762039 [Reply] >add gay twink anon from here on discord >sext him because Im bored >he removes me after we are done >add him back >he says his friend got jealous because I have a big penis >I ask if hes been sharing our direct message >he blocks me Why are gays like this? + 36 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:56:34 No.76764321 >>76764195 Addddddd meeeee back loserrrrrr >>
File: IMG_0497.gif (61 KB, 640x516) Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)14:15:11 No.76762039 [Reply] >add gay twink anon from here on discord >sext him because Im bored >he removes me after we are done >add him back >he says his friend got jealous because I have a big penis >I ask if hes been sharing our direct message >he blocks me Why are gays like this? + 36 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:56:34 No.76764321 >>76764195 Addddddd meeeee back loserrrrrr >>

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous >fat loser >refuses to get an actual job >has a hot 20 year old gf >pisses off normalfags He's based. ▼Settings Mobile Home 03/12/24(Tue)17:36:57 No.76764097 599 KB JPG
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous >fat loser >refuses to get an actual job >has a hot 20 year old gf >pisses off normalfags He's based. ▼Settings Mobile Home 03/12/24(Tue)17:36:57 No.76764097 599 KB JPG

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24 KB JPG >Be me >Be at an office party with co- workers >Someone offer me a vape >I say without thinking "I don't smoke f---- style, thank you" >I understand the s--- I said >I apologize and I'll leave before anything else >I use every sick day and day off that I have >hoping everyone forgets >I go back to work, everything is going well >Boss calls me to his office >He says that there were several complaints from me because of what I said >But he said he understands that I'm drunk >He said he would stand by me because he had never received any warnings or complaints before >however, a formal apology should be made during the beginning of the next meeting >meeting begins >already prepared to speak, boss starts talking about work issues >His topic starts to expand >I get nervous, not knowing when I should apologize >Sweating cold, mind going blank >"That said, I believe anon has something to tell us" >Caught by surprise >I get up from my chair and start stuttering >I build up the courage and decide to speak loudly and at once to get it over with quickly >"I want to apologize to all the f----- hurt by my comment" >mfw Anonymous lame Anonymous >>915262556 (OP) # i guess u got fired 03/13/24(Wed)04:04:43 No.915263452 03/13/24(Wed)04:54:41 No.915265419
24 KB JPG >Be me >Be at an office party with co- workers >Someone offer me a vape >I say without thinking "I don't smoke f---- style, thank you" >I understand the s--- I said >I apologize and I'll leave before anything else >I use every sick day and day off that I have >hoping everyone forgets >I go back to work, everything is going well >Boss calls me to his office >He says that there were several complaints from me because of what I said >But he said he understands that I'm drunk >He said he would stand by me because he had never received any warnings or complaints before >however, a formal apology should be made during the beginning of the next meeting >meeting begins >already prepared to speak, boss starts talking about work issues >His topic starts to expand >I get nervous, not knowing when I should apologize >Sweating cold, mind going blank >"That said, I believe anon has something to tell us" >Caught by surprise >I get up from my chair and start stuttering >I build up the courage and decide to speak loudly and at once to get it over with quickly >"I want to apologize to all the f----- hurt by my comment" >mfw Anonymous lame Anonymous >>915262556 (OP) # i guess u got fired 03/13/24(Wed)04:04:43 No.915263452 03/13/24(Wed)04:54:41 No.915265419

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Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)09:19:30 No.149500901 AC sopranos mc escher.jpg 486 KB JPG Paulie, pick up your phone and come get me, I'm in some kind of MC Hammer s---.
Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)09:19:30 No.149500901 AC sopranos mc escher.jpg 486 KB JPG Paulie, pick up your phone and come get me, I'm in some kind of MC Hammer s---.

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