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File: flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1(...).jpg (77 KB, 750x1000) >> >blink >look down >instant throbbing boner i hate myself Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)02:41:57 No.927395205 >>927397971 >>927399020 >be me >21 y/o 6/10 bi manlet >break up with my gf of 7 months because "I'm not manly enough" >whatever.gif >visit parents over the weekend in a nearby town >they bought a puppy >thatscool.png >they ask me to stop by a pet shop to grab some stuff for the dog >drive to my local Petsmart >get a pair of bowls, a dog bed, a week worth of dog food and some toys >almost done >get to the isle with harnesses, leashes and collars >browse the selection >suddenly, my brain flashbangs me with an image of me wearing a belled collar with a leash and whimpering >stare at the isle without blinking for a solid 10 seconds >it feels like an eternity and like a millisecond at the same time >hands are sweating and trembling like crazy >heartbeat goes through the f------ roof >face red like a tomato >fuckfuckfuck I need to get out of here >rush to the checkout, pay for the stuff >face is still red >end up not buying a collar and like half the stuff I was supposed to >drive home, hand the stuff to my mom >say I've got a headache and excuse myself to the guest bedroom, say that I'll go to sleep early >be unable to erase that picture from my memory ever since Is it truly over for me, anon? I can't even imagine talking to my ex or anyone except my family after this. What even am I supposed to do now? Go through puberty for the second time? Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)04:02:19 No.927397971 ► >>927395205 (OP) You've been mind melted by p---. Stop watching p---. Or be my little pet boy. No reason to hate yourself, thats a hot fantasy tbh. >> Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)04:18:26 No.927398454 ►>>927398730 You know what, sure. Put me on a collar, call me a good boy, degrade me. I don't even f------ care anymore >> Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)04:27:26 No.927398730 ► >> >>927398454 (You) Shhhh cute puppies can only whimper and bark. Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)04:34:41 No.927398953 ...woof
File: flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1(...).jpg (77 KB, 750x1000) >> >blink >look down >instant throbbing boner i hate myself Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)02:41:57 No.927395205 >>927397971 >>927399020 >be me >21 y/o 6/10 bi manlet >break up with my gf of 7 months because "I'm not manly enough" >whatever.gif >visit parents over the weekend in a nearby town >they bought a puppy >thatscool.png >they ask me to stop by a pet shop to grab some stuff for the dog >drive to my local Petsmart >get a pair of bowls, a dog bed, a week worth of dog food and some toys >almost done >get to the isle with harnesses, leashes and collars >browse the selection >suddenly, my brain flashbangs me with an image of me wearing a belled collar with a leash and whimpering >stare at the isle without blinking for a solid 10 seconds >it feels like an eternity and like a millisecond at the same time >hands are sweating and trembling like crazy >heartbeat goes through the f------ roof >face red like a tomato >fuckfuckfuck I need to get out of here >rush to the checkout, pay for the stuff >face is still red >end up not buying a collar and like half the stuff I was supposed to >drive home, hand the stuff to my mom >say I've got a headache and excuse myself to the guest bedroom, say that I'll go to sleep early >be unable to erase that picture from my memory ever since Is it truly over for me, anon? I can't even imagine talking to my ex or anyone except my family after this. What even am I supposed to do now? Go through puberty for the second time? Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)04:02:19 No.927397971 ► >>927395205 (OP) You've been mind melted by p---. Stop watching p---. Or be my little pet boy. No reason to hate yourself, thats a hot fantasy tbh. >> Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)04:18:26 No.927398454 ►>>927398730 You know what, sure. Put me on a collar, call me a good boy, degrade me. I don't even f------ care anymore >> Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)04:27:26 No.927398730 ► >> >>927398454 (You) Shhhh cute puppies can only whimper and bark. Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)04:34:41 No.927398953 ...woof

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Anonymous Chasers, try /r9k/ 07/19/24(Fri)11:43:11 No.36576858 1720855326837818.png 663 KB PNG >describe wanting wholesome loving boymoder relationship on /lgbt/ >mocked and ridiculed >post face on chaser face thread >mocked and ridiculed while chad gets attention >describe wanting wholesome loving boymoder relationship on /r9k/ >meet one and we instantly connect and start dating a few months later If you want a non-NPC qtpi boymoder, go to /r9k/. : Anonymous >>36576858 (OP) # 07/19/24(Fri)14:01:56 No.36578037 What if I want a tranner harem?
Anonymous Chasers, try /r9k/ 07/19/24(Fri)11:43:11 No.36576858 1720855326837818.png 663 KB PNG >describe wanting wholesome loving boymoder relationship on /lgbt/ >mocked and ridiculed >post face on chaser face thread >mocked and ridiculed while chad gets attention >describe wanting wholesome loving boymoder relationship on /r9k/ >meet one and we instantly connect and start dating a few months later If you want a non-NPC qtpi boymoder, go to /r9k/. : Anonymous >>36576858 (OP) # 07/19/24(Fri)14:01:56 No.36578037 What if I want a tranner harem?

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File: 1000044329.png (1.22 MB, 1290x1245) FANDOM POLSE MOVIES & TV Report: Rey Is "The Most Valuable Cinematic Asset" For Star Wars JOHN F. TRENT NOV 13, 2024 ♡ 2 1 Share ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)11:36:15 No.205698992 ►>>205699290 >>205699361 >>205699412 >>205699451 >>205700298 >>205700701 >>205701789 >>205702141 >>205702298 >>205702480 >>205705493 >>205705608 >>205708012 >>205709840 >>205710021 >>205711331 >>205715795 >>205716102 >>205716199 >>205716825 >>205718771 >>205718818 >>205719083 >>205719089 >>205719225 >>205719269 >>205719444 A new report claims that Daisy Ridley's Rey character is "the most valuable cinematic asset" that Lucasfilm and Star Wars has. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)11:45:48 No.205699361 ► >>205698992 (OP) grim ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)12:39:57 No.205702141 ► >>205698992 (OP) They're in for a rude awakening when that slapped together Mandalorian movie sells 10x what the Rey movie does. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)13:47:32 No.205705608 >>205698992 (OP). I miss being excited about star wars. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)13:49:23 No.205705687 >Rey is the key to all this, if we get Rey working. 'Cause she's a funnier character than we've ever had in the movies. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)14:52:20 No.205708669 Jesus Christ that's depressing ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)15:29:30 No.205710021 >>205715347 >>205719353 >>205698992 (OP) she has a face for p--- ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)18:49:41 No.205715795 >>205698992 (OP) >make one character black so he's rejected by china and the international market craters due to actual racism for a change >character assassinate poe >kill literally all of the old main crew after character assassinating them (not that Ford's disinterest and Fisher's death helped) >none of the supporting cast managed to break out because the writing and acting was so atrocious >kylo actually does break out but he's dead now >nobody from the TV shows has appeared >daisy is literally all they have left "She's the most valuable cinematic asset." Sure. Because you have nothing else. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)21:08:13 No.205718818 >>205698992 (OP). This is the funniest s--- I've read all week.
File: 1000044329.png (1.22 MB, 1290x1245) FANDOM POLSE MOVIES & TV Report: Rey Is "The Most Valuable Cinematic Asset" For Star Wars JOHN F. TRENT NOV 13, 2024 ♡ 2 1 Share ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)11:36:15 No.205698992 ►>>205699290 >>205699361 >>205699412 >>205699451 >>205700298 >>205700701 >>205701789 >>205702141 >>205702298 >>205702480 >>205705493 >>205705608 >>205708012 >>205709840 >>205710021 >>205711331 >>205715795 >>205716102 >>205716199 >>205716825 >>205718771 >>205718818 >>205719083 >>205719089 >>205719225 >>205719269 >>205719444 A new report claims that Daisy Ridley's Rey character is "the most valuable cinematic asset" that Lucasfilm and Star Wars has. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)11:45:48 No.205699361 ► >>205698992 (OP) grim ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)12:39:57 No.205702141 ► >>205698992 (OP) They're in for a rude awakening when that slapped together Mandalorian movie sells 10x what the Rey movie does. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)13:47:32 No.205705608 >>205698992 (OP). I miss being excited about star wars. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)13:49:23 No.205705687 >Rey is the key to all this, if we get Rey working. 'Cause she's a funnier character than we've ever had in the movies. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)14:52:20 No.205708669 Jesus Christ that's depressing ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)15:29:30 No.205710021 >>205715347 >>205719353 >>205698992 (OP) she has a face for p--- ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)18:49:41 No.205715795 >>205698992 (OP) >make one character black so he's rejected by china and the international market craters due to actual racism for a change >character assassinate poe >kill literally all of the old main crew after character assassinating them (not that Ford's disinterest and Fisher's death helped) >none of the supporting cast managed to break out because the writing and acting was so atrocious >kylo actually does break out but he's dead now >nobody from the TV shows has appeared >daisy is literally all they have left "She's the most valuable cinematic asset." Sure. Because you have nothing else. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)21:08:13 No.205718818 >>205698992 (OP). This is the funniest s--- I've read all week.

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139 KB JPG What is the evolutionary-historic reason why women aren't attracted to intelligence, surely intelligence helped the hunting group getting a juicy mammoth? Anonymous 08/23/22(Tue)20:49:03 No. 13842615 Women are attracted to actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not incelligence (eidetic memory of one's entire pepe folder and strategic knowledge of how Germany could've won WW2)
139 KB JPG What is the evolutionary-historic reason why women aren't attracted to intelligence, surely intelligence helped the hunting group getting a juicy mammoth? Anonymous 08/23/22(Tue)20:49:03 No. 13842615 Women are attracted to actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not incelligence (eidetic memory of one's entire pepe folder and strategic knowledge of how Germany could've won WW2)

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Anon ain't hiding it anymore | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Men 11/16/24(Sat) 08:50:03 No.79461361 181 KB JPG Men who are >white >blue eyes >Thin >Lefty,not religious, child free >25-35 >Clean shaven >Not bald/have hair Are cute as f--- and god's gift 37 Replies / 2 Images : Anonymous >>79461361 (OP) # >thin >clean shaven >lefty View Thread 11/16/24(Sat)15:23:12 No. 79463855 So you want a gay twink?
: Anonymous Men 11/16/24(Sat) 08:50:03 No.79461361 181 KB JPG Men who are >white >blue eyes >Thin >Lefty,not religious, child free >25-35 >Clean shaven >Not bald/have hair Are cute as f--- and god's gift 37 Replies / 2 Images : Anonymous >>79461361 (OP) # >thin >clean shaven >lefty View Thread 11/16/24(Sat)15:23:12 No. 79463855 So you want a gay twink?

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Completely unwatchable | /r/Greentext

No. 205766028 11/15/24(Fri) 06:35:47 1731425314451446.png 12 KB 657x527 >movie character has to take a s--- >he doesn't need to revisit the toilet a second time to s--- out the residue s---- that wouldnt come down unless he stands up and walks around a bit 2 replies, 0 images No. 205766088 11/15/24(Fri)06:39:57 >>205766028 Sounds like you need more fiber No. 205767542 11/15/24(Fri)08:17:21 >charecter has to go >out of options >blasts ass into the wastebasket.
No. 205766028 11/15/24(Fri) 06:35:47 1731425314451446.png 12 KB 657x527 >movie character has to take a s--- >he doesn't need to revisit the toilet a second time to s--- out the residue s---- that wouldnt come down unless he stands up and walks around a bit 2 replies, 0 images No. 205766088 11/15/24(Fri)06:39:57 >>205766028 Sounds like you need more fiber No. 205767542 11/15/24(Fri)08:17:21 >charecter has to go >out of options >blasts ass into the wastebasket.

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Half life 2 is free on steam | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)19:53:44 No.694719190 >literal top game ever >Valve gives it away entirely free just because How the hell is a company so based?
Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)19:53:44 No.694719190 >literal top game ever >Valve gives it away entirely free just because How the hell is a company so based?

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 11/15/24(Fri)21:37:32 No.79462187 318 KB PNG >Be me, American >Go to bar in tourist area >Bar is full of British tourists having pints and meals >I've encountered British tourists before when I went to Spain >This time they were way less drunk and rowdy >Overheard some of their conversations >"Innit luvely here, dear" >"Luvly weather for a pint today" >"This place is nice, innit" >"Look darling, this place is just like a Wetherspoons" >"MMm, best ribs I evah 'ad" >"Awfully chuffed to be here" >Then I overheard a political discussion on why the UK should incorporate guns too >MFW
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 11/15/24(Fri)21:37:32 No.79462187 318 KB PNG >Be me, American >Go to bar in tourist area >Bar is full of British tourists having pints and meals >I've encountered British tourists before when I went to Spain >This time they were way less drunk and rowdy >Overheard some of their conversations >"Innit luvely here, dear" >"Luvly weather for a pint today" >"This place is nice, innit" >"Look darling, this place is just like a Wetherspoons" >"MMm, best ribs I evah 'ad" >"Awfully chuffed to be here" >Then I overheard a political discussion on why the UK should incorporate guns too >MFW

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Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)21:02:28 No.690678956 Tom Henderson @_Tom_Henderson_ Star Citizen Developer Cloud Imperium Games Imposes 7-Day Work Week Ahead of Citizencon 600 Star Citizen Developer Cloud Imperium Games Imposes 7-... From insider-gaming.com >work 7 days a week >still never finish game How is this possible IMG_8639.jpg 791 KB JPG
Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)21:02:28 No.690678956 Tom Henderson @_Tom_Henderson_ Star Citizen Developer Cloud Imperium Games Imposes 7-Day Work Week Ahead of Citizencon 600 Star Citizen Developer Cloud Imperium Games Imposes 7-... From insider-gaming.com >work 7 days a week >still never finish game How is this possible IMG_8639.jpg 791 KB JPG

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What the f--- is this ni ers problem? What the f--- is this ni ers (...) 11/01/24(Fri)20:45:13 No.486614870 Ni rs ruin everything.jpg 104 KB JPG >Goes to Korea, insults citizens and landmarks. >Gets his ass beat three times >Doesnt apologize, instead taunts any future attackers >Now he's banned from leaving Korea, there's a bounty on his head and the mob is looking for him Does he have a death wish?
What the f--- is this ni ers problem? What the f--- is this ni ers (...) 11/01/24(Fri)20:45:13 No.486614870 Ni rs ruin everything.jpg 104 KB JPG >Goes to Korea, insults citizens and landmarks. >Gets his ass beat three times >Doesnt apologize, instead taunts any future attackers >Now he's banned from leaving Korea, there's a bounty on his head and the mob is looking for him Does he have a death wish?

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Ok Anon you can stop daydreaming now | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>79436486 (OP) # 11/15/24(Fri)10:59:40 No.79452178 I had a 3 way with 2 girls. >was going on a camping trip with girl i was seeing, her friend, and her friend's date >friend's date cancelled >i just f----- them both all weekend
: Anonymous >>79436486 (OP) # 11/15/24(Fri)10:59:40 No.79452178 I had a 3 way with 2 girls. >was going on a camping trip with girl i was seeing, her friend, and her friend's date >friend's date cancelled >i just f----- them both all weekend

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: Anonymous did I do something wrong? 32 KB JPG 11/15/24(Fri)16:33:33 No.79454758 >be me >minding my own >girl approaches me >we talk for a while >she asks if Im a virgin >dont want her to think Im a loser so I say no even though thats a lie >all of a sudden she has a frown on her face >she seems much less interested in me now >she leaves soon after why did she ask that to me? Anonymous >>79454758 (OP) # 11/15/24(Fri)16:36:44 No.79454780 I'd just say that that is a private matter I don't discuss with strangers.
: Anonymous did I do something wrong? 32 KB JPG 11/15/24(Fri)16:33:33 No.79454758 >be me >minding my own >girl approaches me >we talk for a while >she asks if Im a virgin >dont want her to think Im a loser so I say no even though thats a lie >all of a sudden she has a frown on her face >she seems much less interested in me now >she leaves soon after why did she ask that to me? Anonymous >>79454758 (OP) # 11/15/24(Fri)16:36:44 No.79454780 I'd just say that that is a private matter I don't discuss with strangers.

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Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)07:40:53 No.36574131 35bb21ad61025d472369b286cbb5b8d6.jpg 60 KB JPG >be me, the legendary cheating ftm >It's been too long since I've cheated on my gf >Want her to catch me with another trans girl to see how she'll react >Keep trying to plan for her to come over while I'm with her friend >Really want her to open the door while im in the middle of sucking her cute friends girl pp >She keeps being late or something comes up Should I just tell her at this point
Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)07:40:53 No.36574131 35bb21ad61025d472369b286cbb5b8d6.jpg 60 KB JPG >be me, the legendary cheating ftm >It's been too long since I've cheated on my gf >Want her to catch me with another trans girl to see how she'll react >Keep trying to plan for her to come over while I'm with her friend >Really want her to open the door while im in the middle of sucking her cute friends girl pp >She keeps being late or something comes up Should I just tell her at this point

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Anon is schizophrenic | /r/Greentext

111 KB JPG >be me >chilling at home, feeling kinda off >decide to put on some jazz >hit play on "Blue in Green" by Miles Davis. >the saxophone hits, smooth, deep >suddenly, everything feels... different >the music swells and my surroundings start to shift >this old, apartment? Nah, it's a spaceship now >the walls dissolve into a sky full of stars >I'm not here. I'm in the Bebop. I'm Spike Spiegel >spot my reflection in the TV screen >finger-gun at it, smirking like I'm the coolest guy in the galaxy >the music flows through me, I'm the man with a price on his head >grab an old toy gun off the shelf, spin it on my finger >imagining syndicate thugs bursting through the door any second >suddenly, the music stops >l blink >earth's gravity pulling me down >the stars are gone That was... nothing. Just a dream.
111 KB JPG >be me >chilling at home, feeling kinda off >decide to put on some jazz >hit play on "Blue in Green" by Miles Davis. >the saxophone hits, smooth, deep >suddenly, everything feels... different >the music swells and my surroundings start to shift >this old, apartment? Nah, it's a spaceship now >the walls dissolve into a sky full of stars >I'm not here. I'm in the Bebop. I'm Spike Spiegel >spot my reflection in the TV screen >finger-gun at it, smirking like I'm the coolest guy in the galaxy >the music flows through me, I'm the man with a price on his head >grab an old toy gun off the shelf, spin it on my finger >imagining syndicate thugs bursting through the door any second >suddenly, the music stops >l blink >earth's gravity pulling me down >the stars are gone That was... nothing. Just a dream.

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File: harry potter.jpg (99 KB, 480x480) ☐ Anonymous (ID: mzlYwBfU) 11/14/24(Thu)16:46:31 No.488480791 >>488480899 >>488481026 >>488481054 >>488481206 >>488482473 >>488482619 >>488482961 >>488482988 >>488483262 >>488483557 >>488483900 >>488484026 >>488484051 >>488484840 >>488485309 >>488487569 >>488487677 >>488487826 >>488487845 >>488487848 >>488488041 >>488488269 >>488488819 >>488489391 >>488489500 >>488489843 >>488490085 >>488490358 >>488490399 >>488490442 >>488490722 >>488491019 >>488491029 >>488491153 >>488491224 >>488491267 >>488492188 >>488494264 >>488494468 >>488499232 >>488499249 >>488499307 >>488500375 >>488503615 >>488504102 >>488504252 >>488504512 "You all make me sick." Anonymous (ID: GW/ZQfdq) 11/14/24(Thu)17:30:56 No.488484840 >>488485082 >>488487494 >>488480791 (OP) >So.. > *Raises eyebrows* >*Audience giggling* > Drumpf... >*Audience howls and claps* >I mean, really..? > *Audience starts seizing, multiple fights break out* > *Colbert gets in his desk and rips his shirt off* >DUANLD TRUUUUUUUUUMP > *Audience is completely rioting, they're attacking and cannibalising the TV crew* >AAAAA HHHHHH AAHHHH >*Colbert's eyes become red, a huge storm kicks up outside* >IMPEACH BONALSD GRUMPF!! >*Wings sprouts from the audience members, they begin chanting in latin* >DAAAANAHLD > *Colbert sheds his skin, a 10 foot demon is standing in his place* >BLUMPF >*The world descends into chaos, mass murders, rapes and cannibalisations sprout up* >GLOMAND MUMP IS A FAVICST
File: harry potter.jpg (99 KB, 480x480) ☐ Anonymous (ID: mzlYwBfU) 11/14/24(Thu)16:46:31 No.488480791 >>488480899 >>488481026 >>488481054 >>488481206 >>488482473 >>488482619 >>488482961 >>488482988 >>488483262 >>488483557 >>488483900 >>488484026 >>488484051 >>488484840 >>488485309 >>488487569 >>488487677 >>488487826 >>488487845 >>488487848 >>488488041 >>488488269 >>488488819 >>488489391 >>488489500 >>488489843 >>488490085 >>488490358 >>488490399 >>488490442 >>488490722 >>488491019 >>488491029 >>488491153 >>488491224 >>488491267 >>488492188 >>488494264 >>488494468 >>488499232 >>488499249 >>488499307 >>488500375 >>488503615 >>488504102 >>488504252 >>488504512 "You all make me sick." Anonymous (ID: GW/ZQfdq) 11/14/24(Thu)17:30:56 No.488484840 >>488485082 >>488487494 >>488480791 (OP) >So.. > *Raises eyebrows* >*Audience giggling* > Drumpf... >*Audience howls and claps* >I mean, really..? > *Audience starts seizing, multiple fights break out* > *Colbert gets in his desk and rips his shirt off* >DUANLD TRUUUUUUUUUMP > *Audience is completely rioting, they're attacking and cannibalising the TV crew* >AAAAA HHHHHH AAHHHH >*Colbert's eyes become red, a huge storm kicks up outside* >IMPEACH BONALSD GRUMPF!! >*Wings sprouts from the audience members, they begin chanting in latin* >DAAAANAHLD > *Colbert sheds his skin, a 10 foot demon is standing in his place* >BLUMPF >*The world descends into chaos, mass murders, rapes and cannibalisations sprout up* >GLOMAND MUMP IS A FAVICST

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>after decades of s------- on Americans for being warmongers and refusing to help the U.S. against Russia and China, 1.97 MB WEBM Europeans suddenly love NATO and American interventionism >meanwhile all the conservatives (who fight America's wars) have become blackpilled isolationists who don't give a s--- if Russian tanks cruise into Paris and don't think Western liberals are any friendlier than Putin How are Europeans going to cope with the fact that their arrogance has destroyed their continent?
>after decades of s------- on Americans for being warmongers and refusing to help the U.S. against Russia and China, 1.97 MB WEBM Europeans suddenly love NATO and American interventionism >meanwhile all the conservatives (who fight America's wars) have become blackpilled isolationists who don't give a s--- if Russian tanks cruise into Paris and don't think Western liberals are any friendlier than Putin How are Europeans going to cope with the fact that their arrogance has destroyed their continent?

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Anon hates capitalism | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: mwXP5H38 Why do people still support ca(...) 145 KB PNG 11/14/24(Thu)17:00:15 No.488430909 >Be in medieval Europe >Peasants can work and leave whenever they feel like it >That hurts profits >Commodify and enclose the commons and violently suppress opposition >Colonize half the planet and kill tens of millions >Discover black rock, black liquid and flammable gas all around the world >It's an energy ocean as big as all the plants >Accumulate more capital than ever >Great Acceleration starts >You rely on infinite growth >You need tacit government insurance and government programs to ensure that society won't collapse or decline to poverty and violence >Benefit only the ruling class and violently suppress opposition >Cause other good economic systems to fail >Corrupt democracies >People start to realize this >You double every 23 years, exponentially >Each new generation has a worse living standard than the previous one >Collapse into crisis every decade >Cause resource wars and millions of deaths because peace and prosperity hurt profit >Cause ecosystems that sustained people for generations to collapse within decades >Brainwash people so they think the only way to be fulfilled in life is worshipping you no matter what >You've killed the planet and billions of people >Be capitalism At least we're not the filthy commies with their affordable housing and free healthcare and Jeff Bezos bought his 8th yacht, right guys?
Anonymous (ID: mwXP5H38 Why do people still support ca(...) 145 KB PNG 11/14/24(Thu)17:00:15 No.488430909 >Be in medieval Europe >Peasants can work and leave whenever they feel like it >That hurts profits >Commodify and enclose the commons and violently suppress opposition >Colonize half the planet and kill tens of millions >Discover black rock, black liquid and flammable gas all around the world >It's an energy ocean as big as all the plants >Accumulate more capital than ever >Great Acceleration starts >You rely on infinite growth >You need tacit government insurance and government programs to ensure that society won't collapse or decline to poverty and violence >Benefit only the ruling class and violently suppress opposition >Cause other good economic systems to fail >Corrupt democracies >People start to realize this >You double every 23 years, exponentially >Each new generation has a worse living standard than the previous one >Collapse into crisis every decade >Cause resource wars and millions of deaths because peace and prosperity hurt profit >Cause ecosystems that sustained people for generations to collapse within decades >Brainwash people so they think the only way to be fulfilled in life is worshipping you no matter what >You've killed the planet and billions of people >Be capitalism At least we're not the filthy commies with their affordable housing and free healthcare and Jeff Bezos bought his 8th yacht, right guys?

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Anon googles himself | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 430 KB JPG 11/14/24(Thu)16:38:11 No.79446490 >be me >like 11 years old >for some reason decide to google my own full name >find only one kid's facebook profile >same age as me, seems nice, has a pfp of him smiling taken from a s----- webcam, be slightly amused at the thought of someone having the exact same full name as me >move on and forget about it >ffw 12 years to now >suddenly decide to google my full name again for some reason a few minutes ago >see that exact kid I saw back then but fully grown up, has a beard and balding a little >works as a video editor for a local sports news channel >he apparently also has a pretty good looking gf too >feel slightly proud and happy for him for some reason 4 Replies View Thread
Anonymous 430 KB JPG 11/14/24(Thu)16:38:11 No.79446490 >be me >like 11 years old >for some reason decide to google my own full name >find only one kid's facebook profile >same age as me, seems nice, has a pfp of him smiling taken from a s----- webcam, be slightly amused at the thought of someone having the exact same full name as me >move on and forget about it >ffw 12 years to now >suddenly decide to google my full name again for some reason a few minutes ago >see that exact kid I saw back then but fully grown up, has a beard and balding a little >works as a video editor for a local sports news channel >he apparently also has a pretty good looking gf too >feel slightly proud and happy for him for some reason 4 Replies View Thread

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When trying to be nice goes horribly wrong. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 252 KB JPG 12/15/17(Fri)22:28:01 No.9722834 >feel bad for a lonely guy in my class >invite him to a cosplay event >he shows up dressed as Fred Flintstone in blackface >he keeps screaming "I yabba dabba dindu nuffin!" This was a f------ mistake.
Anonymous 252 KB JPG 12/15/17(Fri)22:28:01 No.9722834 >feel bad for a lonely guy in my class >invite him to a cosplay event >he shows up dressed as Fred Flintstone in blackface >he keeps screaming "I yabba dabba dindu nuffin!" This was a f------ mistake.

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