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Anon disowns his brother | /r/Greentext

mas 375.jpg 73 KB JPG >Younger bother has started watching Andrew Tate. >Has started calling himself Top G >Thinks he's chad and all women are stupid bimbos. >Listens only to mumble rap >Started taking protein powder but doesnt lift as much as he should.
mas 375.jpg 73 KB JPG >Younger bother has started watching Andrew Tate. >Has started calling himself Top G >Thinks he's chad and all women are stupid bimbos. >Listens only to mumble rap >Started taking protein powder but doesnt lift as much as he should.

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Anon finds out about the little happy things in life | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 64 KB JPG easy bros? 10/06/23(Fri)06:06:25 No.74973337 >Craving something comforting and sweet >Decide to microwave some milk with cinnamon >Decide to mix in a little honey too >Take a sip >Suddenly feel a little happier Is true inner peace and comfort really this
:Anonymous 64 KB JPG easy bros? 10/06/23(Fri)06:06:25 No.74973337 >Craving something comforting and sweet >Decide to microwave some milk with cinnamon >Decide to mix in a little honey too >Take a sip >Suddenly feel a little happier Is true inner peace and comfort really this

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Anon sleeps with the creepy crawlers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 248 KB PNG 10/05/23(Thu)22:35:17 No.74972641 >havent change my bed sheets in 3 months Usually my mom tends to change my bed sheets but she suddenly stopped this year out of the sudden. Its been a week since I ve been thinking of: >"Yeah... You know what... Today I gotta make myself some time so I can change the bedsheets and make my bed" And I never end up getting it done. Its over.
Anonymous 248 KB PNG 10/05/23(Thu)22:35:17 No.74972641 >havent change my bed sheets in 3 months Usually my mom tends to change my bed sheets but she suddenly stopped this year out of the sudden. Its been a week since I ve been thinking of: >"Yeah... You know what... Today I gotta make myself some time so I can change the bedsheets and make my bed" And I never end up getting it done. Its over.

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From Rebel to Advocate | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 18 KB JPG 10/06/23(Fri)15:33:02 No.907237645 My mom was so disgusted with the Nazi in Canadian parliament. She used to be a die hard Ukraine supporter who said that she wanted Trudeau to draft young Canadian men to fight in the war, now she's anti-Ukraine >"that's it, I'm done with this whole war, I trusted them I trusted they weren't Nazis and now they betrayed me. I supported Ukraine because I thought Russia were Nazis now I support Russia because it's clear Ukraine are Nazis”
Anonymous 18 KB JPG 10/06/23(Fri)15:33:02 No.907237645 My mom was so disgusted with the Nazi in Canadian parliament. She used to be a die hard Ukraine supporter who said that she wanted Trudeau to draft young Canadian men to fight in the war, now she's anti-Ukraine >"that's it, I'm done with this whole war, I trusted them I trusted they weren't Nazis and now they betrayed me. I supported Ukraine because I thought Russia were Nazis now I support Russia because it's clear Ukraine are Nazis”

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anon questions women's taste on men | /r/Greentext

File: 2704e187b8a417220a1293560(...).jpg. (34 KB, 500x375) Anonymous 10/06/23(Fri) 18:25:49 No.907243184 ► >be me 5 years ago in hs >see on hollywood movies/series that attractive men are muscular and manly >start training muay thai to get muscle and be more manly (physical and mentally) >good genetics so get muscular body >be me now (young adult) >discover that women my age like skinny cute long-haired boys with low-testosterone >they even say that 'muscular men are disgusting >the only people who likes muscular and manly men are 30+ women and gay men
File: 2704e187b8a417220a1293560(...).jpg. (34 KB, 500x375) Anonymous 10/06/23(Fri) 18:25:49 No.907243184 ► >be me 5 years ago in hs >see on hollywood movies/series that attractive men are muscular and manly >start training muay thai to get muscle and be more manly (physical and mentally) >good genetics so get muscular body >be me now (young adult) >discover that women my age like skinny cute long-haired boys with low-testosterone >they even say that 'muscular men are disgusting >the only people who likes muscular and manly men are 30+ women and gay men

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Anon finally understands Breaking Bad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 364 KB JPG 10/03/23(Tue)22:53:00 No.190558472 >etc. The whole point of the show was to show how Walt is the only good guy in the entire series. This flies right over the midwit heads of reddit and the like. >>190558564 # >>190553720 (OP) # >Skylar smokes while pregnant >Hank is a (((narc))) >Jesse is a crackhead >Mike is a serial killer
: Anonymous 364 KB JPG 10/03/23(Tue)22:53:00 No.190558472 >etc. The whole point of the show was to show how Walt is the only good guy in the entire series. This flies right over the midwit heads of reddit and the like. >>190558564 # >>190553720 (OP) # >Skylar smokes while pregnant >Hank is a (((narc))) >Jesse is a crackhead >Mike is a serial killer

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Anon is upset | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 60 KB PNG 07/27/23(Thu)16:28:13 No.7418 >walking to my car >group of teen girls walks past >one of them goes "ewwww"
Anonymous 60 KB PNG 07/27/23(Thu)16:28:13 No.7418 >walking to my car >group of teen girls walks past >one of them goes "ewwww"

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Anon starts thugmaxxing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous When he's a 10 but he accidentally got my mom pregnant when i was out of town and they are keeping it so now i don't know if he's my bf or stepdad 159 KB JPG 10/06/23(Fri)03:39:21 No.74975788 >start being violent and unreasonable around females >instantly get more validation and recognition, one of my bros heard 2 girls want to hook up with me status and thug maxxing is real. i grew up watching cartoons and in those females were usually portrayed as pure and innocent beings yet now that i actually began to interact with them the thin veiled appearances start to fall apart very quickly. all i see are w----- driven by primal lust. glorified fleshlights. i cannot listen to females talk because i know anything they say will not be backed up by anything other than a glorified 'trust me bro'. they use like and i heard and apparently SO F------ OFTEN Imao. they are nothing but mindless drones repeating what giga stacy heard from Chad and told them give or take a few made up 'details' now that i took the blackpill.. the f--- do i do? i got over the entire 'eye contact' thing because i know there is nothing of consequence behind the eyes of females. i do not see them as human. i know they are not human. no matter how hard they attempt to come off as 'cute' and 'innocent' all i see are glorified skin walker succubi 64 Replies / 16 Images View Thread
Anonymous When he's a 10 but he accidentally got my mom pregnant when i was out of town and they are keeping it so now i don't know if he's my bf or stepdad 159 KB JPG 10/06/23(Fri)03:39:21 No.74975788 >start being violent and unreasonable around females >instantly get more validation and recognition, one of my bros heard 2 girls want to hook up with me status and thug maxxing is real. i grew up watching cartoons and in those females were usually portrayed as pure and innocent beings yet now that i actually began to interact with them the thin veiled appearances start to fall apart very quickly. all i see are w----- driven by primal lust. glorified fleshlights. i cannot listen to females talk because i know anything they say will not be backed up by anything other than a glorified 'trust me bro'. they use like and i heard and apparently SO F------ OFTEN Imao. they are nothing but mindless drones repeating what giga stacy heard from Chad and told them give or take a few made up 'details' now that i took the blackpill.. the f--- do i do? i got over the entire 'eye contact' thing because i know there is nothing of consequence behind the eyes of females. i do not see them as human. i know they are not human. no matter how hard they attempt to come off as 'cute' and 'innocent' all i see are glorified skin walker succubi 64 Replies / 16 Images View Thread

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City in Peril | /r/Greentext

10/06/23(Fri)11:28:57 No.74978056 > pic related exists > it's a thousand-meter tall monstrosity > looks like something out of a nightmare > it's in your city right now > the thing is surrounded by giant wasps, each the size of a dog > even worse, it's literally spawning more of them > it's like a giant walking hive Anonymous 1.21 MB PNG > government sends in the big guns to deal with it > nothing works > projectiles just get stuck in its thick hive-like exterior > killing one wasp? Two more appear > official statement: government can't kill it > panic mode activated > streets in chaos, everyone's running and screaming > evacuation plans are a mess > what do you do anons?
10/06/23(Fri)11:28:57 No.74978056 > pic related exists > it's a thousand-meter tall monstrosity > looks like something out of a nightmare > it's in your city right now > the thing is surrounded by giant wasps, each the size of a dog > even worse, it's literally spawning more of them > it's like a giant walking hive Anonymous 1.21 MB PNG > government sends in the big guns to deal with it > nothing works > projectiles just get stuck in its thick hive-like exterior > killing one wasp? Two more appear > official statement: government can't kill it > panic mode activated > streets in chaos, everyone's running and screaming > evacuation plans are a mess > what do you do anons?

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Anon drives drunk | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous >>907212064 (OP) # >such a child he cannot see any way to stop himself from dui 10/06/23(Fri)08:18:33 No.907212170 F-----, I've been driving for 21 years and never once was I not sober. It's not difficult. A car is a death machine, so the driver should be a responsible adult. Always. Lost your license? Good, you deserved it. >>907212225 #
:Anonymous >>907212064 (OP) # >such a child he cannot see any way to stop himself from dui 10/06/23(Fri)08:18:33 No.907212170 F-----, I've been driving for 21 years and never once was I not sober. It's not difficult. A car is a death machine, so the driver should be a responsible adult. Always. Lost your license? Good, you deserved it. >>907212225 #

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Anon has friends | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 31 KB JPG 1 Reply 10/06/23(Fri)13:32:12 No.74979043 around them again >find out later they wanted the pics for their Tinder profiles because I make them look taller and better looking in comparison Anonymous >get invited to party for first time in years >see all my old friends >about 4 of them want to take a photo with me >not as a group but individually >feeling good and happy to be View Thread 10/06/23(Fri)13:34:41 No.74979069 >>74979043 >friends stopped reading there, gtfo
Anonymous 31 KB JPG 1 Reply 10/06/23(Fri)13:32:12 No.74979043 around them again >find out later they wanted the pics for their Tinder profiles because I make them look taller and better looking in comparison Anonymous >get invited to party for first time in years >see all my old friends >about 4 of them want to take a photo with me >not as a group but individually >feeling good and happy to be View Thread 10/06/23(Fri)13:34:41 No.74979069 >>74979043 >friends stopped reading there, gtfo

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Anon gets roasted by anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 15 KB GIF 10/06/23(Fri)07:20:08 No.74973755 >watch TikTok >Lose 200 iq points >Watch YouTube >gain 200 iq points Simple as 10/06/23(Fri)07:24:33 No.74973788 : Anonymous >>74973755 (OP) # >>watch TikTok >>Lose 200 iq points >>Watch YouTube >>gain 200 iq points congrats for ending up back at 75iq
: Anonymous 15 KB GIF 10/06/23(Fri)07:20:08 No.74973755 >watch TikTok >Lose 200 iq points >Watch YouTube >gain 200 iq points Simple as 10/06/23(Fri)07:24:33 No.74973788 : Anonymous >>74973755 (OP) # >>watch TikTok >>Lose 200 iq points >>Watch YouTube >>gain 200 iq points congrats for ending up back at 75iq

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Anon went for a walk | /r/Greentext

1637247439088.png 1.92 MB PNG >be me >Bored at home >Call all my friends for a walk >No one wants >No problem, I will go alone > Dress properly >Buy a energy drink >Sit near a park >nice weather >Feeling good /b/ros Don't be afraid to do things alone
1637247439088.png 1.92 MB PNG >be me >Bored at home >Call all my friends for a walk >No one wants >No problem, I will go alone > Dress properly >Buy a energy drink >Sit near a park >nice weather >Feeling good /b/ros Don't be afraid to do things alone

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Why is she like this | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/06/23(Fri)06:12:28 No.653210350 F------ WHY? IMG_1041.jpg 201 KB JPG >I'M GONNA HAVE SEX AND HAVE BABIES WITH A MAN THAT HAS GENOCIDED HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS OF LIVING BEINGS
Anonymous 10/06/23(Fri)06:12:28 No.653210350 F------ WHY? IMG_1041.jpg 201 KB JPG >I'M GONNA HAVE SEX AND HAVE BABIES WITH A MAN THAT HAS GENOCIDED HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS OF LIVING BEINGS

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Anon trolls Warhammer 40k fans. | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous Favorite movie lines 10/04/20(Sun)15:07:39 No.14024538 161AA42A-EDA1-4FOD-832B-B180238797D1.jpg 50 KB JPG >You did it, you defeated me, Horus Lupercal. You really are the Warhammer 40,000 Anonymous >>140245384 (OP) # He didn't say that. 10/04/20(Sun)15:08:00 No.140245402 >>140245447 # >>140245550 # >>140245578 # >>140245615 # >>140247082 # >>140247322 # >>140247340 # >>140248981 # >>140250088 # >>140250383 # >>140251549 # >>140251745 #
:Anonymous Favorite movie lines 10/04/20(Sun)15:07:39 No.14024538 161AA42A-EDA1-4FOD-832B-B180238797D1.jpg 50 KB JPG >You did it, you defeated me, Horus Lupercal. You really are the Warhammer 40,000 Anonymous >>140245384 (OP) # He didn't say that. 10/04/20(Sun)15:08:00 No.140245402 >>140245447 # >>140245550 # >>140245578 # >>140245615 # >>140247082 # >>140247322 # >>140247340 # >>140248981 # >>140250088 # >>140250383 # >>140251549 # >>140251745 #

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A New Path | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 63 KB JPG 10/06/23(Fri)08:24:42 No.74976519 >be me >f-- >out of nowhere develop a breeding kink >suddenly want to marry a girl W-- guys
Anonymous 63 KB JPG 10/06/23(Fri)08:24:42 No.74976519 >be me >f-- >out of nowhere develop a breeding kink >suddenly want to marry a girl W-- guys

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Anon starts using | /r/Greentext

12 KB PNG >Be me >Sad depressed >Suicidal thoughts >Dad notices >l tell him that my siblings are getting more attention than me >I ask him to take me to the planetarium >He calls me a f-----, says he works 12 hours a day to put a roof under my ungrateful head >Tells me to quit being a p---- >Gets beers with his friends after work >Never takes me to the planetarium >"Sir I'm your drug dealer not your therapist. Buy something or leave." >Anon buys a speedball.
12 KB PNG >Be me >Sad depressed >Suicidal thoughts >Dad notices >l tell him that my siblings are getting more attention than me >I ask him to take me to the planetarium >He calls me a f-----, says he works 12 hours a day to put a roof under my ungrateful head >Tells me to quit being a p---- >Gets beers with his friends after work >Never takes me to the planetarium >"Sir I'm your drug dealer not your therapist. Buy something or leave." >Anon buys a speedball.

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Anon thinks it's a thing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 216 KB PNG 10/06/23 (Fri)08:52:53 No.907213481 does anyone else have a favorite r-----. its a thing right?
: Anonymous 216 KB PNG 10/06/23 (Fri)08:52:53 No.907213481 does anyone else have a favorite r-----. its a thing right?

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Unexpected Encounters | /r/Greentext

Anonymous -acio 433 KB PNG 10/06/23(Fri)00:58:27 No.74973643 >Be me, 20 >in uni >khhv >I look a lot younger than I really am >want a relationship with a girl >go to bar with my only friend for the first time >surprisingly it's mostly women there >try talking to them >igotthis.png >all just polite(or really mean depending on drunkenness) rejections >however >several men come up to me wanting sex It's like I'm a straight man born in a gay body.
Anonymous -acio 433 KB PNG 10/06/23(Fri)00:58:27 No.74973643 >Be me, 20 >in uni >khhv >I look a lot younger than I really am >want a relationship with a girl >go to bar with my only friend for the first time >surprisingly it's mostly women there >try talking to them >igotthis.png >all just polite(or really mean depending on drunkenness) rejections >however >several men come up to me wanting sex It's like I'm a straight man born in a gay body.

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Bad to the Bone | /r/Greentext

P--- is bad for us? Who f------ cares. P--- is bad for us? Who f-----(...) 10/05/23(Thu)19:31:06 No.74971104 102 KB JPG >Here is 1000000 reasons why p--- damages your brain with irrefutable proof! Don't care. I'm never g-----------. >But p--- is bad, it destroys your dopamine centers! Don't care. I'm never g-----------. >But if you keep jacking it to p---, you'll j------- to worse stuff because you fried your dopamine, don't you get it that it's a rabbithole?!?! I don't f------ care. Yes, I straight up jack it to scat now and femboys prolapsing their anuses, still don't care because I'm not g-----------. I just can't care at how """"damaging p--- is for me. I know I won't get laid, so what's the point in caring. Does anyone else feel this way??? ||||||
P--- is bad for us? Who f------ cares. P--- is bad for us? Who f-----(...) 10/05/23(Thu)19:31:06 No.74971104 102 KB JPG >Here is 1000000 reasons why p--- damages your brain with irrefutable proof! Don't care. I'm never g-----------. >But p--- is bad, it destroys your dopamine centers! Don't care. I'm never g-----------. >But if you keep jacking it to p---, you'll j------- to worse stuff because you fried your dopamine, don't you get it that it's a rabbithole?!?! I don't f------ care. Yes, I straight up jack it to scat now and femboys prolapsing their anuses, still don't care because I'm not g-----------. I just can't care at how """"damaging p--- is for me. I know I won't get laid, so what's the point in caring. Does anyone else feel this way??? ||||||

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