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Anonymous 10/08/24(Tue)17:15:53 No.102733067 *helps you live in the moment* *fixes your attention span* *saves you money on data* 346 KB PNG : Anonymous 10/08/24(Tue)17:17:29 No.102733084 >>102733067 (OP) # >takes you an hour to type out the op using T9 >>102733159 # >>102734364 # >>102734469 # >>102735144 # >>102735931 Anonymous 10/08/24(Tue)19:34:48 No.102735144 >>102733084 # skill issue im faster on t9 than any shitscreen keyboard 08 # lo.102733092
Anonymous 10/08/24(Tue)17:15:53 No.102733067 *helps you live in the moment* *fixes your attention span* *saves you money on data* 346 KB PNG : Anonymous 10/08/24(Tue)17:17:29 No.102733084 >>102733067 (OP) # >takes you an hour to type out the op using T9 >>102733159 # >>102734364 # >>102734469 # >>102735144 # >>102735931 Anonymous 10/08/24(Tue)19:34:48 No.102735144 >>102733084 # skill issue im faster on t9 than any shitscreen keyboard 08 # lo.102733092

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Anon loves futurama | /r/Greentext

24 KB GIF I used to have 50,000 posts on a f------ really weird, small, Futurama forum. There were only about 50 posters on the entire board. For some reason I literally roleplayed as Kif (the frog who was a slave to Zapp Brannigan) in every single f------ post. I remember that the other posters would say things like 'post your penis again for me Kif with a picture of Zapp and I would do it (after using photoshop to make my d--- green). I was basically a f------ sx slave for 50,000 posts. I remember on one occasion a girl came onto the board and I really liked her, but instead of talking to her like a normal human I tried to pick her up by writing an extensive, 1200 word post describing the backrub I gave to Zapp Brannigan. I hate that part of my life almost as bad as this current one.
24 KB GIF I used to have 50,000 posts on a f------ really weird, small, Futurama forum. There were only about 50 posters on the entire board. For some reason I literally roleplayed as Kif (the frog who was a slave to Zapp Brannigan) in every single f------ post. I remember that the other posters would say things like 'post your penis again for me Kif with a picture of Zapp and I would do it (after using photoshop to make my d--- green). I was basically a f------ sx slave for 50,000 posts. I remember on one occasion a girl came onto the board and I really liked her, but instead of talking to her like a normal human I tried to pick her up by writing an extensive, 1200 word post describing the backrub I gave to Zapp Brannigan. I hate that part of my life almost as bad as this current one.

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Circle with me | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/10/24(Thu)14:26:41 No.102760650 >the year is 2035 >robo girlfriends are a thing >but somehow it is easier to have sex with real women due to censorship 501 KB JPG
Anonymous 10/10/24(Thu)14:26:41 No.102760650 >the year is 2035 >robo girlfriends are a thing >but somehow it is easier to have sex with real women due to censorship 501 KB JPG

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Anon buys Nintendo’s Alarmo Clock ⏰ | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/10/24(Thu)04:58:28 No.691423270 9:23 alarmo.jpg 159 KB JPG >TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK >BINGBINGBINGWAHOOWAHOOBINGWAHOOBIN GBINGBINGHEREWEGOO0000BINGBINGBING >Please..Alarmo. Five more minutes. >NO-A-WAY! YOU MUSTA WAKE UP TO SLAVE FOR MISTER GOLDSTEIN! >Alarmo... I feel sick. I can't keep waging like this >BINGBINGBINGWAHOOWAHOOBINGBINGBING BINGYIPPEEE >I think I should quit my job, Alarmo.. >HOW-A YOU AFFORD-A THE SWITCH 2, THEN? >I don't know, Alarmo.. >BINGBINGBING WAHOOWAHOOBINGWAHOOBINGBINGHEREWE >Alarmo. I'm getting up. Just two more minutes, okay? >DO THE-A CHANT! >No. >DO THE CHANT! >I-It's a Super Mario Day.. We live our Super Mario Way.. To buy products every-Super-Mario-day.. >SAY THE LAST LINE LIKE YOU MEAN IT, DO IT! >F-F--- Palworld.. >BINGBINGBINGWAHOOWAHOOBINGBINGBING BINGWAHOOWAHOO
Anonymous 10/10/24(Thu)04:58:28 No.691423270 9:23 alarmo.jpg 159 KB JPG >TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK >BINGBINGBINGWAHOOWAHOOBINGWAHOOBIN GBINGBINGHEREWEGOO0000BINGBINGBING >Please..Alarmo. Five more minutes. >NO-A-WAY! YOU MUSTA WAKE UP TO SLAVE FOR MISTER GOLDSTEIN! >Alarmo... I feel sick. I can't keep waging like this >BINGBINGBINGWAHOOWAHOOBINGBINGBING BINGYIPPEEE >I think I should quit my job, Alarmo.. >HOW-A YOU AFFORD-A THE SWITCH 2, THEN? >I don't know, Alarmo.. >BINGBINGBING WAHOOWAHOOBINGWAHOOBINGBINGHEREWE >Alarmo. I'm getting up. Just two more minutes, okay? >DO THE-A CHANT! >No. >DO THE CHANT! >I-It's a Super Mario Day.. We live our Super Mario Way.. To buy products every-Super-Mario-day.. >SAY THE LAST LINE LIKE YOU MEAN IT, DO IT! >F-F--- Palworld.. >BINGBINGBINGWAHOOWAHOOBINGBINGBING BINGWAHOOWAHOO

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Future diary | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 288 KB JPG 10/10/24(Thu)17:57:11 No.102762458 >ruined internet >ruined dating >ruined socializing >ruined attention span >ruined photography and other digital content >ruined customer service (install the app to do a thing) >ruined electronics with "smart" shovelware >ruined UI design and software >ruined tourism and live events >ruined entertainment (games, music, cinema) Is there anything good about smartphones at all?
Anonymous 288 KB JPG 10/10/24(Thu)17:57:11 No.102762458 >ruined internet >ruined dating >ruined socializing >ruined attention span >ruined photography and other digital content >ruined customer service (install the app to do a thing) >ruined electronics with "smart" shovelware >ruined UI design and software >ruined tourism and live events >ruined entertainment (games, music, cinema) Is there anything good about smartphones at all?

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What did they mean by this? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)19:57:21 No.204077325 A_Good_Guy.png 332 KB PNG >Lets a bunch of immigrants into his country >It gets ruined What message were they going for here?
: Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)19:57:21 No.204077325 A_Good_Guy.png 332 KB PNG >Lets a bunch of immigrants into his country >It gets ruined What message were they going for here?

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A match made in heaven | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous H 18 KB JPG 10/10/24(Thu)15:45:51 No.79079568 >get a match >cute girl who's into dudes like me >usually have trouble coming up with things to talk about >decide for once to put in the effort to keep the conversation going >come up with topics >ask her things >give her a few compliments >get the driest one note responses possible and doesn't even ask anything back >have to actively keep sending messages to stop the conversation from dying >give up and unmatch This isn't even the first time it's happened. Why are most women unable to keep a conversation going? Why even match if you're not going to put in the effort?
: Anonymous H 18 KB JPG 10/10/24(Thu)15:45:51 No.79079568 >get a match >cute girl who's into dudes like me >usually have trouble coming up with things to talk about >decide for once to put in the effort to keep the conversation going >come up with topics >ask her things >give her a few compliments >get the driest one note responses possible and doesn't even ask anything back >have to actively keep sending messages to stop the conversation from dying >give up and unmatch This isn't even the first time it's happened. Why are most women unable to keep a conversation going? Why even match if you're not going to put in the effort?

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Bottom of the usual | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11 KB JPG 10/10/24(Thu)17:10:36 No.79080147 >wear nothing but my underwear >do nothing but sit in chair >breathe in >subtle smell like poopy >check undies >no poopy smear How do I resolve this?
Anonymous 11 KB JPG 10/10/24(Thu)17:10:36 No.79080147 >wear nothing but my underwear >do nothing but sit in chair >breathe in >subtle smell like poopy >check undies >no poopy smear How do I resolve this?

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Anon critiques the plan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Xr0gpvDT) 08/01/24(Thu)14:43:04 No.476485974 VICE PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS LIVE ON TODAY MT. DORA HIGH 80° LOW 52° M dig TODAY SUNNY 7:13 55 9DF5CF46-1BE5-4BF4-A9E5-A9DE6D64E874.jpg 266 KB JPG >never does any thing >can't attack her on her track record Genius!
Anonymous (ID: Xr0gpvDT) 08/01/24(Thu)14:43:04 No.476485974 VICE PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS LIVE ON TODAY MT. DORA HIGH 80° LOW 52° M dig TODAY SUNNY 7:13 55 9DF5CF46-1BE5-4BF4-A9E5-A9DE6D64E874.jpg 266 KB JPG >never does any thing >can't attack her on her track record Genius!

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Anon roleplays Kif | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/13/16 lived) 19.45.50 10.27049041 24 KB GIF I used to have 50,000 posts on a f------ really weird, small, Futurama forum. There were only about 50 posters on the entire board. For some reason I literally roleplayed as Kif (the frog who was a slave to Zapp Brannigan) in every single f------ post. I remember that the other posters would say things like 'post your penis again for me Kif with a picture of Zapp and I would do it (after using photoshop to make my d--- green). I was basically a f------ sx slave for 50,000 posts. I remember on one occasion a girl came onto the board and I really liked her, but instead of talking to her like a normal human I tried to pick her up by writing an extensive, 1200 word post describing the backrub I gave to Zapp Brannigan. I hate that part of my life almost as bad as this current one. YOU KNOW FULL WELL I'M MORE CLOSELY RELATED TO THE SEA CUCUMBER
: Anonymous 04/13/16 lived) 19.45.50 10.27049041 24 KB GIF I used to have 50,000 posts on a f------ really weird, small, Futurama forum. There were only about 50 posters on the entire board. For some reason I literally roleplayed as Kif (the frog who was a slave to Zapp Brannigan) in every single f------ post. I remember that the other posters would say things like 'post your penis again for me Kif with a picture of Zapp and I would do it (after using photoshop to make my d--- green). I was basically a f------ sx slave for 50,000 posts. I remember on one occasion a girl came onto the board and I really liked her, but instead of talking to her like a normal human I tried to pick her up by writing an extensive, 1200 word post describing the backrub I gave to Zapp Brannigan. I hate that part of my life almost as bad as this current one. YOU KNOW FULL WELL I'M MORE CLOSELY RELATED TO THE SEA CUCUMBER

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Anon likes BG3 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous GOTY is not a surprise 10/09/24(Wed)22:31:24 No.497791454 >not based on an overused formula >doesn't assume gamers are braindead & listens to their feedback Baldur's Gate 235 KB JPG >becomes an outstanding success lifting a rather niche genre up to mainstream It's not that hard, dear game publishers.
: Anonymous GOTY is not a surprise 10/09/24(Wed)22:31:24 No.497791454 >not based on an overused formula >doesn't assume gamers are braindead & listens to their feedback Baldur's Gate 235 KB JPG >becomes an outstanding success lifting a rather niche genre up to mainstream It's not that hard, dear game publishers.

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Anon blew his fucking chance lmao | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 16 KB JPG >it started slow 10/10/24(Thu)17:14:40 No.79078599 >19 y.o virgin NEET >3 months ago >met up with my female HS friend >shes way f------ hotter than she used to be >urges start growing >i need to f--- her, ASAP >went on a few dates >shes actually into me >first kisses, first hugs, everything first with her >1 month ago >build enough courage to invite her over >she actually agrees >its happening F--- its happening F--- >we are watching a s----- slasher movie from 90's >build enough confidence to invite her into my room >she follows >i remind you my mind is absolute f------ asylum at that point >i told her to get on her knees >i drop my shorts off >my d--- is soft as f--- due to anxiety and excitement >shes literally blowing me off but im f------ soft >max half-hard >i couldn't c-- >she makes fun of me about how limp and soft was for the whole month it's over. 6 Replies 1 Image my d--- View Thread
Anonymous 16 KB JPG >it started slow 10/10/24(Thu)17:14:40 No.79078599 >19 y.o virgin NEET >3 months ago >met up with my female HS friend >shes way f------ hotter than she used to be >urges start growing >i need to f--- her, ASAP >went on a few dates >shes actually into me >first kisses, first hugs, everything first with her >1 month ago >build enough courage to invite her over >she actually agrees >its happening F--- its happening F--- >we are watching a s----- slasher movie from 90's >build enough confidence to invite her into my room >she follows >i remind you my mind is absolute f------ asylum at that point >i told her to get on her knees >i drop my shorts off >my d--- is soft as f--- due to anxiety and excitement >shes literally blowing me off but im f------ soft >max half-hard >i couldn't c-- >she makes fun of me about how limp and soft was for the whole month it's over. 6 Replies 1 Image my d--- View Thread

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Good work Anon, Less fries more salt! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 17 KB JPG 04/30/22(Sat)08:11:57 No.877240939 >working at McDonald's >kid with his mom brings in orange and green toy gun >joke around with him "Oh are you a soilder?" >kid looks up at me >points toy at me "I'll kill you ugly man" >kids are absolute f------ assholes >salt the s--- of his fries and hamburger >enjoy that you little prick
Anonymous 17 KB JPG 04/30/22(Sat)08:11:57 No.877240939 >working at McDonald's >kid with his mom brings in orange and green toy gun >joke around with him "Oh are you a soilder?" >kid looks up at me >points toy at me "I'll kill you ugly man" >kids are absolute f------ assholes >salt the s--- of his fries and hamburger >enjoy that you little prick

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As I fade away | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 177 KB PNG 10/10/24(Thu)08:47:15 No.79077490 >Tfw I've browsed 4chan for 15 years now >Every moment i get a chance, I'm on Achan >Yeah I've had a few weekends where I didn't browse but for the majority of the time, it's 4chan >If i had of put the effort into commenting and posting on other social medias, I would be somewhat known by now >Could have even started some kind of relationship maybe >Instead i chose to spend my time here being anonymous >Now this website is dying and my time here will mean nothing
Anonymous 177 KB PNG 10/10/24(Thu)08:47:15 No.79077490 >Tfw I've browsed 4chan for 15 years now >Every moment i get a chance, I'm on Achan >Yeah I've had a few weekends where I didn't browse but for the majority of the time, it's 4chan >If i had of put the effort into commenting and posting on other social medias, I would be somewhat known by now >Could have even started some kind of relationship maybe >Instead i chose to spend my time here being anonymous >Now this website is dying and my time here will mean nothing

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Whispers tube | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/10/24(Thu)06:04:13 No.79076311 >be me >start making YouTube videos a year You Tube ago 224 KB JPG ASMR video >gets 500k views >rarely get any views >sometimes get views in the hundreds >check my front page >random bitch uploads her first F--- JewTube and f--- women in particular. F--- simps and f--- you for enabling these women to make careers solely based on a pretty face.
Anonymous 10/10/24(Thu)06:04:13 No.79076311 >be me >start making YouTube videos a year You Tube ago 224 KB JPG ASMR video >gets 500k views >rarely get any views >sometimes get views in the hundreds >check my front page >random bitch uploads her first F--- JewTube and f--- women in particular. F--- simps and f--- you for enabling these women to make careers solely based on a pretty face.

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Arriving somewhere but not here | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 36 KB JPG questions before 10/10/24(Thu)07:52:38 No.79077126 >take a psych evaluation for work >a woman starts making me questions >"are you happy?" >"do you feel loved?" >"do you have a partner, friends, family?" >realize I've never been asked such >give short answers, while feeling completely overwhelmed on the inside >get home >sit on the couch >tfw I've been a meat automaton my entire life
: Anonymous 36 KB JPG questions before 10/10/24(Thu)07:52:38 No.79077126 >take a psych evaluation for work >a woman starts making me questions >"are you happy?" >"do you feel loved?" >"do you have a partner, friends, family?" >realize I've never been asked such >give short answers, while feeling completely overwhelmed on the inside >get home >sit on the couch >tfw I've been a meat automaton my entire life

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Looking glass | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 38 KB JPG >pic related 10/10/24(Thu)04:26:09 No.79075652 >parents yap about how I should get sunglasses because it's so bright, yada yada >I finally cave in and buy them >realizes that other people can't see my eyes while I wear them >I can now look wherever I want in public Take the sunglasses pill ASAP
: Anonymous 38 KB JPG >pic related 10/10/24(Thu)04:26:09 No.79075652 >parents yap about how I should get sunglasses because it's so bright, yada yada >I finally cave in and buy them >realizes that other people can't see my eyes while I wear them >I can now look wherever I want in public Take the sunglasses pill ASAP

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Anon lives with redditors | /r/Greentext

File: fast-food-litter-discarde(...).jpg (166 KB, 1300x956) alamy >ffw Year 3, now Has anyone lived with unhealthy roommates? Anonymous 10/09/24(Wed)21:59:50 No.75262792 >>75262819 >>75262846 >>75262896 >>75263457 >>75263464 >be me >health science pre-med University student >live with 3 roommates who were mutuals of other friends of mine for a 3rd year now >they take entirely different programs than me (liberal arts kek) >personable, fun, decent people aside from... >so f------ fat and unhealthy >first year I had a major injury (struck by a car, shattered my leg), so I partook in lots of their party antics, realized I hate alcohol and being unhealthy vehemently >ffw Year 2 of living with them >have rehabilitated my injury and began regaining strength in my leg >distance myself from their habits and form healthier ones on my own > actively notice how disgustingly they choose to live >They drink every single night, fast food 3 meals a day, fat would be an understated and kind thing to call them >They all vape too >They notice me being healthy, and try to bring me down. Make snide comments about my blender being too loud, or that I need to let loose and party with them more >Their bedtimes are consistently 2am. Mine are 10pm. >The one roommate says he wants to begin being healthier >I invite him to the gym, and to the different clubs I go to (climbing, run club, MMA) >Every. Single. Time. Without fail. He comes up with an excuse not to. >I don't hang out with them anymore, not out of hate or disdain, but our values are wildly different. >Have an entirely different group of friends at the University Is this what maturing as a person is? Has anyone else lived with absolute slobs, who's lived-in environment seems to be an exact representation of who they are inside? Messy, disorganized and dirty?
File: fast-food-litter-discarde(...).jpg (166 KB, 1300x956) alamy >ffw Year 3, now Has anyone lived with unhealthy roommates? Anonymous 10/09/24(Wed)21:59:50 No.75262792 >>75262819 >>75262846 >>75262896 >>75263457 >>75263464 >be me >health science pre-med University student >live with 3 roommates who were mutuals of other friends of mine for a 3rd year now >they take entirely different programs than me (liberal arts kek) >personable, fun, decent people aside from... >so f------ fat and unhealthy >first year I had a major injury (struck by a car, shattered my leg), so I partook in lots of their party antics, realized I hate alcohol and being unhealthy vehemently >ffw Year 2 of living with them >have rehabilitated my injury and began regaining strength in my leg >distance myself from their habits and form healthier ones on my own > actively notice how disgustingly they choose to live >They drink every single night, fast food 3 meals a day, fat would be an understated and kind thing to call them >They all vape too >They notice me being healthy, and try to bring me down. Make snide comments about my blender being too loud, or that I need to let loose and party with them more >Their bedtimes are consistently 2am. Mine are 10pm. >The one roommate says he wants to begin being healthier >I invite him to the gym, and to the different clubs I go to (climbing, run club, MMA) >Every. Single. Time. Without fail. He comes up with an excuse not to. >I don't hang out with them anymore, not out of hate or disdain, but our values are wildly different. >Have an entirely different group of friends at the University Is this what maturing as a person is? Has anyone else lived with absolute slobs, who's lived-in environment seems to be an exact representation of who they are inside? Messy, disorganized and dirty?

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These walls are filled with regret | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >"I don't like who I am around(...) & PSP Only On PlayStation What Did I Doto Deserve This, my Lord!? 79 KB JPG 10/10/24(Thu)03:59:53 No.79075468 >acquire gf >love and cherish gf >was big into anime, it's how we met and bonded >towards the start of the year, she starts becoming more distant, figure its the stresses of her new classes and new job >been asking her what was wrong >she reveals four years into the relationship that she becomes insanely jealous every time she remembers I like anime because it makes her feel inadequate >every time we watched it she would smile and pretend that she was having a good time when she was seething and hating my guts under the surface >she confesses that she thought I would "grow out of it" and she can't take it anymore >all I ever watch anymore is one piece once a week >suggest we talk about it, or try counselling or something >feeling physically ill at this point >she tells me everything associated with me is ruined at this point and she's basically pretended that she's single for six months >"and if you actually cared about me, you would've realised it day 1" >dumps me >actually expected us to carry on hanging out as usual, just without the romantic expections I honestly feel like everything good in the world has been ripped out from under me, at least she didn't take my dog i guess
Anonymous >"I don't like who I am around(...) & PSP Only On PlayStation What Did I Doto Deserve This, my Lord!? 79 KB JPG 10/10/24(Thu)03:59:53 No.79075468 >acquire gf >love and cherish gf >was big into anime, it's how we met and bonded >towards the start of the year, she starts becoming more distant, figure its the stresses of her new classes and new job >been asking her what was wrong >she reveals four years into the relationship that she becomes insanely jealous every time she remembers I like anime because it makes her feel inadequate >every time we watched it she would smile and pretend that she was having a good time when she was seething and hating my guts under the surface >she confesses that she thought I would "grow out of it" and she can't take it anymore >all I ever watch anymore is one piece once a week >suggest we talk about it, or try counselling or something >feeling physically ill at this point >she tells me everything associated with me is ruined at this point and she's basically pretended that she's single for six months >"and if you actually cared about me, you would've realised it day 1" >dumps me >actually expected us to carry on hanging out as usual, just without the romantic expections I honestly feel like everything good in the world has been ripped out from under me, at least she didn't take my dog i guess

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Anon uhhhhhh UHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT | /r/Greentext

Big Brain ☐ I just shot my mom Anonymous 10/09/24(Wed)21:18:59 No.925708311 >>925708353 >>925708612 >>92570 No im not sorry. Heres what happened: >be me, 35 years old living with my parents, playing Overwatch >mom has been bitching the past week that i dont do anything even though i do plenty of work around the house >mom comes in to my room does her usual bitching >unplugs my f------ monitor in the middle of a ranked game >ivehadenough.jpg >go to my dads room and get the shotgun >shoot the bitch >pretty sure the cops are on their way Chat am I cooked? Anonymous 10/09/24(Wed)21:19:52 No.925708336 >>925708407 Prove it! F-----! Anonymous 10/09/24(Wed)21:20:14 No.925708353 >>925708311 (OP). fake and gay
Big Brain ☐ I just shot my mom Anonymous 10/09/24(Wed)21:18:59 No.925708311 >>925708353 >>925708612 >>92570 No im not sorry. Heres what happened: >be me, 35 years old living with my parents, playing Overwatch >mom has been bitching the past week that i dont do anything even though i do plenty of work around the house >mom comes in to my room does her usual bitching >unplugs my f------ monitor in the middle of a ranked game >ivehadenough.jpg >go to my dads room and get the shotgun >shoot the bitch >pretty sure the cops are on their way Chat am I cooked? Anonymous 10/09/24(Wed)21:19:52 No.925708336 >>925708407 Prove it! F-----! Anonymous 10/09/24(Wed)21:20:14 No.925708353 >>925708311 (OP). fake and gay

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