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: Anonymous Sony files patent for Al that (...) 04/24/24(Wed)00:35:15 No.674310104 Sony patents auto-play game feature which would allow Al to take the lead By Jessica Jones / April 22, 2024 Sony's most recent move in the gaming scene has started both interest and discussion with its new patent petitioning for an auto-play highlight that use simulated intelligence innovation. This element could permit simulated intelligence to assume command over interactivity for players who would prefer to watch than effectively partake. Rather than asking a companion or accomplice to play a game, players might actually depend on man-made intelligence to dominate. >Al replaces your job >Al generates your media Untitled.png 766 KB PNG >Al replaces real-life socialization >Now Al replaces your f------ private entertainment as well What exactly is the endgame of this s---? Do corporations want us to live in a world where humans do literally NOTHING, every single task is handled by "Al" instead?
: Anonymous Sony files patent for Al that (...) 04/24/24(Wed)00:35:15 No.674310104 Sony patents auto-play game feature which would allow Al to take the lead By Jessica Jones / April 22, 2024 Sony's most recent move in the gaming scene has started both interest and discussion with its new patent petitioning for an auto-play highlight that use simulated intelligence innovation. This element could permit simulated intelligence to assume command over interactivity for players who would prefer to watch than effectively partake. Rather than asking a companion or accomplice to play a game, players might actually depend on man-made intelligence to dominate. >Al replaces your job >Al generates your media Untitled.png 766 KB PNG >Al replaces real-life socialization >Now Al replaces your f------ private entertainment as well What exactly is the endgame of this s---? Do corporations want us to live in a world where humans do literally NOTHING, every single task is handled by "Al" instead?

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GOLLY! I'M SOOO~ SORRY! 'CUZ IT'D BE A REAL SHAME... I PROMISE DIDN'T MEAN TO KNOCK YOU OVER! YOU'RE JUST SO SMALL THAT I DIDN'T SEE YOU! Y'KNOW... YOU SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL! IF 1 CRUSHED YOUR TINY LITTLE BODY UNDER MY HOOF! cozy_glow_by_alloyrabbit_deitkt1.jpg 870 KB JPG >tfw never be stepped on by oversized Cozy Glow
GOLLY! I'M SOOO~ SORRY! 'CUZ IT'D BE A REAL SHAME... I PROMISE DIDN'T MEAN TO KNOCK YOU OVER! YOU'RE JUST SO SMALL THAT I DIDN'T SEE YOU! Y'KNOW... YOU SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL! IF 1 CRUSHED YOUR TINY LITTLE BODY UNDER MY HOOF! cozy_glow_by_alloyrabbit_deitkt1.jpg 870 KB JPG >tfw never be stepped on by oversized Cozy Glow

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Anonymous Mon 02 Nov 2020 18:46:18 No.9399416 Quoted By: >>9399444 >>9399467 >>9456245 Report >>9398411 >You're going to do it >You've known Femanon for years, and you're incredibly close >After mustering all of your courage, you've decided to write a letter confessing your feelings for her >It was a lot of work >Not just emotionally, but literally >She's, like, thirty feet tall so the letter had to be huge >The horrible "hand"writing makes you cringe, but it was the best you could manage working with a writing utensil that was as large as your body >The words had to be large enough to be legible to her giant, beautiful eyes >She's stunned as you hold the letter out to her >The bystanders watch on eagerly; you can't really do this in private, on account of her enormous size >She doesn't reach down to take the letter >"A-anon... That's so..." >Tears well up in the corner of her eyes >"I'm sorry..." >An awkward silence falls over the area as your heart plummets into your stomach >She's rejecting you? >You were certain she felt the same way >She turns to run away, and you call out desperately >Why? >You love her so much, and you were so certain that she loved you back >She sobs, tears streaking down her cheeks >"W-we can't be together... b-because I'm a Giantess!" >...what? >She falls back onto her butt as she cries, shaking the ground and knocking over a trashcan >"I'm so sorry! I-I should have told you s-sooner! I was so selfish! I kept it a secret because I didn't want you to be afraid of me!" >Is this, like, some kind of joke? >You glance around the area >Everyone else looks just as confused as you >She sniffs as she hides her face in her car-sized hands >"You're probably terrified that I'm going to eat you, or squish you for fun... I won't blame you if you never want to see me ever again..." >... >Uh...
Anonymous Mon 02 Nov 2020 18:46:18 No.9399416 Quoted By: >>9399444 >>9399467 >>9456245 Report >>9398411 >You're going to do it >You've known Femanon for years, and you're incredibly close >After mustering all of your courage, you've decided to write a letter confessing your feelings for her >It was a lot of work >Not just emotionally, but literally >She's, like, thirty feet tall so the letter had to be huge >The horrible "hand"writing makes you cringe, but it was the best you could manage working with a writing utensil that was as large as your body >The words had to be large enough to be legible to her giant, beautiful eyes >She's stunned as you hold the letter out to her >The bystanders watch on eagerly; you can't really do this in private, on account of her enormous size >She doesn't reach down to take the letter >"A-anon... That's so..." >Tears well up in the corner of her eyes >"I'm sorry..." >An awkward silence falls over the area as your heart plummets into your stomach >She's rejecting you? >You were certain she felt the same way >She turns to run away, and you call out desperately >Why? >You love her so much, and you were so certain that she loved you back >She sobs, tears streaking down her cheeks >"W-we can't be together... b-because I'm a Giantess!" >...what? >She falls back onto her butt as she cries, shaking the ground and knocking over a trashcan >"I'm so sorry! I-I should have told you s-sooner! I was so selfish! I kept it a secret because I didn't want you to be afraid of me!" >Is this, like, some kind of joke? >You glance around the area >Everyone else looks just as confused as you >She sniffs as she hides her face in her car-sized hands >"You're probably terrified that I'm going to eat you, or squish you for fun... I won't blame you if you never want to see me ever again..." >... >Uh...

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: Anonymous (ID: A8mxPn6Y 04/17/24(Wed) 06:43:01 No.465258596 >move out >go to the gym for a year, now really buff >get haircuts every week, fixed skin problems >spend 5k on trendy clothes 1007 KB GIF >girls still dont like me WHAT THE F--- DO THEY WANT
: Anonymous (ID: A8mxPn6Y 04/17/24(Wed) 06:43:01 No.465258596 >move out >go to the gym for a year, now really buff >get haircuts every week, fixed skin problems >spend 5k on trendy clothes 1007 KB GIF >girls still dont like me WHAT THE F--- DO THEY WANT

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I still hear it ring in my ears, all this pain has brought me to tears. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous JPG | 25.31 KB Monday 2024-04-22 23:11:47 10 minutes ago RETARD JUICE 77230867 >quit job for mental reasons >go travelling >not coping with life >move back in with mom >Potter around, do some road trips, no direction, extreme anxiety etc >decide to see doctor >he scripts me benzos and antidepressants >doesn't really help >return and change round meds, explain to my doctor I'm running out of my savings, need to get a job (just an offhand comment really) >he says oh I'll write you a medical certificate for your government money thing >say I'm not on that, he encourages me to >go home, think about it, fill all the forms and sign up, have to go to dole office and have an interview thing. Didn't even have to say anything, just show him some bank statements etc, then he's like okay your money will be paid in Thursdays >I'm like do I have to do anything? He's like nah just focus on your health you have a medical certificate from your doctor I don't know how to feel bros. One the one hand, free money. On the other this is like proof I'm so mentally f----- my doctor thinks I don't even need to work. I want to cancel it, I don't like this news. But I get like 280 free money per week and I have no expenses but food and petrol.
Anonymous JPG | 25.31 KB Monday 2024-04-22 23:11:47 10 minutes ago RETARD JUICE 77230867 >quit job for mental reasons >go travelling >not coping with life >move back in with mom >Potter around, do some road trips, no direction, extreme anxiety etc >decide to see doctor >he scripts me benzos and antidepressants >doesn't really help >return and change round meds, explain to my doctor I'm running out of my savings, need to get a job (just an offhand comment really) >he says oh I'll write you a medical certificate for your government money thing >say I'm not on that, he encourages me to >go home, think about it, fill all the forms and sign up, have to go to dole office and have an interview thing. Didn't even have to say anything, just show him some bank statements etc, then he's like okay your money will be paid in Thursdays >I'm like do I have to do anything? He's like nah just focus on your health you have a medical certificate from your doctor I don't know how to feel bros. One the one hand, free money. On the other this is like proof I'm so mentally f----- my doctor thinks I don't even need to work. I want to cancel it, I don't like this news. But I get like 280 free money per week and I have no expenses but food and petrol.

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Roids make you gay | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 38 KB JPG 04/23/24(Tue)20:15:16 No.74113499 >follow/fit/ advice >eat more >get stronger >get bigger >lose all the lust women had in me previously >only benefit is I could intimidate other men easier What kills it is your face. If you gain face fat easily it's literally over. The time I had the most success with women I was literally a walking skeleton eating at most twice a day and doing a lot of cardio. Don't let fit lie to you, don't leave twinkmode or at least ottermode, ever
Anonymous 38 KB JPG 04/23/24(Tue)20:15:16 No.74113499 >follow/fit/ advice >eat more >get stronger >get bigger >lose all the lust women had in me previously >only benefit is I could intimidate other men easier What kills it is your face. If you gain face fat easily it's literally over. The time I had the most success with women I was literally a walking skeleton eating at most twice a day and doing a lot of cardio. Don't let fit lie to you, don't leave twinkmode or at least ottermode, ever

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Anons discuss alt girls | /r/Greentext

IF YOU LOOK LIKE THIS Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)12:09:20 No.77240690 >>772407 >>77241752 why do people like alt girls so much even tho they are: >stoners >promiscuous >alchoholic >mentally ill >socially left wing >annoying Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)12:10:07 No.77240698 Shut the f--- up They look easy. Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)12:11:01 No. 77240707 >>772 File: 1706593625382047.jpg (80 KB, 672x836) google yan >>77240690 (OP) >if you look like this shut the f--- up Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)12:11:45 No.77240717 >>77240707 sorry but that's what peak male performance looks like.
IF YOU LOOK LIKE THIS Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)12:09:20 No.77240690 >>772407 >>77241752 why do people like alt girls so much even tho they are: >stoners >promiscuous >alchoholic >mentally ill >socially left wing >annoying Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)12:10:07 No.77240698 Shut the f--- up They look easy. Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)12:11:01 No. 77240707 >>772 File: 1706593625382047.jpg (80 KB, 672x836) google yan >>77240690 (OP) >if you look like this shut the f--- up Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)12:11:45 No.77240717 >>77240707 sorry but that's what peak male performance looks like.

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Priorities | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 320 KB PNG studying 04/24/24(Wed)00:36:11 No.77240951 >literally had one of the hardest tests in the world that defines my future tomorrow >Spent my day arguing about the hariness of yi sangs bussy with american NEET losers here instead of How could i cope with giving my future to literal f------?
: Anonymous 320 KB PNG studying 04/24/24(Wed)00:36:11 No.77240951 >literally had one of the hardest tests in the world that defines my future tomorrow >Spent my day arguing about the hariness of yi sangs bussy with american NEET losers here instead of How could i cope with giving my future to literal f------?

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Anon trolls the trolls | /r/Greentext

>someone insults me online >i send them a link to a video stillframe depicting a highly distorted yet identically genetic skinless copy of themselves standing in front of their bedroom window
>someone insults me online >i send them a link to a video stillframe depicting a highly distorted yet identically genetic skinless copy of themselves standing in front of their bedroom window

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Anon is the soyest of boys. | /r/Greentext

1708956397267620.jpg 103 KB JPG >excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu? >...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about. >You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times. *loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened* >Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make its debut...? >Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?
1708956397267620.jpg 103 KB JPG >excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu? >...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about. >You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times. *loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened* >Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make its debut...? >Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?

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High ground! | /r/Greentext

← /tv/198526964/ Q 1 41m (04/23/24 07:30) 198526964 13 Re 2 Img PNG 1MB (1400 x 595) · 1_tbEZwCEC0-RmsUoEFxyVDQ.png 6 Replies >Be kid >Think the High Ground was just some obscure real life sword fighting rule that Lucas forgot to explain >It's actually just some s--- he made up
← /tv/198526964/ Q 1 41m (04/23/24 07:30) 198526964 13 Re 2 Img PNG 1MB (1400 x 595) · 1_tbEZwCEC0-RmsUoEFxyVDQ.png 6 Replies >Be kid >Think the High Ground was just some obscure real life sword fighting rule that Lucas forgot to explain >It's actually just some s--- he made up

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Anon is made of sugar | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 57 KB PNG an hour 04/23/24(Tue)21:46:49 No.196391561 >travel to meet my German friend >we have to be somewhere >he says we can walk there just fine >it was raining and very windy >inform him of the current weather situation >he asks me whether I am made of sugar and will melt in the rain >so we walk in the rain for almost half >we are drenched and smell like wet dog >probably made a bad impression on the girls, who were waiting for us there (we want to f--- them) F--- Germans, their obsession with walking and that stupid phrase. I am not made of sugar
: Anonymous 57 KB PNG an hour 04/23/24(Tue)21:46:49 No.196391561 >travel to meet my German friend >we have to be somewhere >he says we can walk there just fine >it was raining and very windy >inform him of the current weather situation >he asks me whether I am made of sugar and will melt in the rain >so we walk in the rain for almost half >we are drenched and smell like wet dog >probably made a bad impression on the girls, who were waiting for us there (we want to f--- them) F--- Germans, their obsession with walking and that stupid phrase. I am not made of sugar

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Based self actualization. | /r/Greentext

3 KB PNG >be me, 18 >spend all day fapping, pretty lonely and miserable >extremely religious so I know I shouldn't be fapping at all >go to Bible camps >get advice that I should get a job >get home two weeks later >ride my bike into town picking up every application I can get my hands on >filling them out and returning them in the same day >walk into long John silvers >ask for application >get one, they ask me to fill it out while I'm there >alright >they ask if I can come in for an into later that day >I'm sweaty in my bike gear >say OK and get scheduled for an interview at 4 >leave, keep on my mission to get more applications >decide to get a tattoo appointment while I'm out >this all makes me feel happy because I'm finally doing something and making decisions in my life instead of being home fapping >go in for my interview later that day >get asked to come back for follow up >get hired on the spot during the follow-up interview >this is my first real interview experience >this is my first job >I'm a cashier at long John silvers >been working there for three weeks and already have an interesting story >still amazed that I got hired within three days >everyone likes me, I love my job I thought getting a job would have been harder
3 KB PNG >be me, 18 >spend all day fapping, pretty lonely and miserable >extremely religious so I know I shouldn't be fapping at all >go to Bible camps >get advice that I should get a job >get home two weeks later >ride my bike into town picking up every application I can get my hands on >filling them out and returning them in the same day >walk into long John silvers >ask for application >get one, they ask me to fill it out while I'm there >alright >they ask if I can come in for an into later that day >I'm sweaty in my bike gear >say OK and get scheduled for an interview at 4 >leave, keep on my mission to get more applications >decide to get a tattoo appointment while I'm out >this all makes me feel happy because I'm finally doing something and making decisions in my life instead of being home fapping >go in for my interview later that day >get asked to come back for follow up >get hired on the spot during the follow-up interview >this is my first real interview experience >this is my first job >I'm a cashier at long John silvers >been working there for three weeks and already have an interesting story >still amazed that I got hired within three days >everyone likes me, I love my job I thought getting a job would have been harder

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Anon is jaded | /r/Greentext

R: 36/1:4 >Mfw I hear another retarded midwit chud saying "we need another world war!"
R: 36/1:4 >Mfw I hear another retarded midwit chud saying "we need another world war!"

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Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)03:14:54 No.917315206 >gets horny >wants to fap >remembers the effort required to fap >no longer wants to fap 437 KB PNG
Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)03:14:54 No.917315206 >gets horny >wants to fap >remembers the effort required to fap >no longer wants to fap 437 KB PNG

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Gamer banter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/30/23(Sat) 18:08:19 No.662229505 >alt-tab out of game >game music continues to play 33 KB JPG Anonymous 12/30/23(Sat) 18:10:26 No.662229614 >another pc pleb issue doesnt happen on my ps5 7 KB JPG >>662229642 # >>662229729 # >>662230041 # >>662232032 # Anonymous >>662229614 # 12/30/23(Sat) 18:11:02 No.662229642 nothing happens on your ps5 bro >>662229695 # >>662229785 # >>662229823 # >>662229991 # >>662230079 # >>662230153 # >>662230163 # >>662230309 # >>662230352 # >>662230397 # >>662230675 # >>662230741 # >>662231231 # >>662232032 # >>662232129 #
Anonymous 12/30/23(Sat) 18:08:19 No.662229505 >alt-tab out of game >game music continues to play 33 KB JPG Anonymous 12/30/23(Sat) 18:10:26 No.662229614 >another pc pleb issue doesnt happen on my ps5 7 KB JPG >>662229642 # >>662229729 # >>662230041 # >>662232032 # Anonymous >>662229614 # 12/30/23(Sat) 18:11:02 No.662229642 nothing happens on your ps5 bro >>662229695 # >>662229785 # >>662229823 # >>662229991 # >>662230079 # >>662230153 # >>662230163 # >>662230309 # >>662230352 # >>662230397 # >>662230675 # >>662230741 # >>662231231 # >>662232032 # >>662232129 #

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: Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)20:52:24 No.196347976 Never ask a German why everyone from his country owns the leaf salad bowl. 35 KB JPG : Anonymous >leaf salad bowl 04/22/24(Mon)20:53:17 No.196348006 Interesting, how does it work? >>196348057 # >>196348092 # >>196348134 # >>196348218 # Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)20:59:30 No. 196348218 >>196348006 # >how do bowls work Is there any hope for Brazil at this point? 29 KB PNG 8 No.196348057 it it. 7 No.196348068
: Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)20:52:24 No.196347976 Never ask a German why everyone from his country owns the leaf salad bowl. 35 KB JPG : Anonymous >leaf salad bowl 04/22/24(Mon)20:53:17 No.196348006 Interesting, how does it work? >>196348057 # >>196348092 # >>196348134 # >>196348218 # Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)20:59:30 No. 196348218 >>196348006 # >how do bowls work Is there any hope for Brazil at this point? 29 KB PNG 8 No.196348057 it it. 7 No.196348068

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6193020q0.jpg 29 KB JPG >"How dare you flex your back to me?" >"Take off your shirt and show me your abs!" Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon) 11:28:38 No.74107515 1686114838388239.jpg >>74107347 (OP) # 109 KB JPG >My name is Chadimus Pumpimus Shredimius, commander of the Lifters of the North, General of the Fuark Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Azizus Shavershianius. Father to a bloated son. Husband to a slampig wife. And I will have my gains, in this gym or the next. >>74108195 # >>74108209 # >>74108220 # >>74108237 # >>74108620 # >>74109639 # >>74111569 # >>74112203 # : Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)14:13:05 No.74108752 DFE18051-F4E1-4C31-BCE7-E331CB2CAC2B.jpg 17 KB JPG >Your unobtainable body goals as a manlet are my faults as a Chad >>74109959 # imgflip.com
6193020q0.jpg 29 KB JPG >"How dare you flex your back to me?" >"Take off your shirt and show me your abs!" Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon) 11:28:38 No.74107515 1686114838388239.jpg >>74107347 (OP) # 109 KB JPG >My name is Chadimus Pumpimus Shredimius, commander of the Lifters of the North, General of the Fuark Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Azizus Shavershianius. Father to a bloated son. Husband to a slampig wife. And I will have my gains, in this gym or the next. >>74108195 # >>74108209 # >>74108220 # >>74108237 # >>74108620 # >>74109639 # >>74111569 # >>74112203 # : Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)14:13:05 No.74108752 DFE18051-F4E1-4C31-BCE7-E331CB2CAC2B.jpg 17 KB JPG >Your unobtainable body goals as a manlet are my faults as a Chad >>74109959 # imgflip.com

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Anon was a tailor | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 66 KB JPEG 4/23/2024, 8:56:45 AM No.59888626 > be me: semiautistic tailor preindustrial times > King orders me to do my best > spend years refining my technique > travel the world for the best materials > develop a fabric so thin you can see through > King loves it, wears it for a parade > some retarded kid screams he is naked > lol everyone believes the kid > get executed > the king is laughing stock of millenias
Anonymous 66 KB JPEG 4/23/2024, 8:56:45 AM No.59888626 > be me: semiautistic tailor preindustrial times > King orders me to do my best > spend years refining my technique > travel the world for the best materials > develop a fabric so thin you can see through > King loves it, wears it for a parade > some retarded kid screams he is naked > lol everyone believes the kid > get executed > the king is laughing stock of millenias

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Anon discovers NoFap | /r/Greentext

IS CLU 37 KB JPG > Be me 23 yo 7/10 in looks > Hadn't had a gf in two years cause of lack of confidence and bad habits > Start taking care of myself again. Go back to playing soccer with my friends, go to swim twice a week, go back into reading, etc... > Hear about no fap on the Internet and how practicing it can make you be more confident and responsible, start practicing it > 4 days go by everything normal > 2 weeks go by start having problems with some urges > Third week can't take it anymore, but still doing it cause I wanna reach at least a month > Meanwhile in classes a cute 8/10 girl sits next to me, we talk and have a good time > Ask for her number and start chatting, also sit together in other classes we share, start liking her more > Ask her to go on a date and she accepts > Meanwhile achieve one month since I started no fap, decide I don't want to do this anymore and beat the s--- out of my meat > Next day go to my date, see the girl again and get surprised > She's uglier than I remember. Still go on with the date but don't really enjoy it. Start asking myself why did I like this girl so much. Make an effort to really make her enjoy the date but still don't feel anything her. End the date, go to my house and start feeling sad and angry. > Mfw the only thing no fap did was to make me more horny and least selective with girls, mfw this stupid s--- made the wrong girl get her high hopes with me, mfw i will have to find some pathetic excuse to tell this girl I don't really like her even tho I flirted with her non stop during a week, mfw i will seem a like a douche and will probably make a really nice girl feel bad. F--- this s--- I will never practice it again
IS CLU 37 KB JPG > Be me 23 yo 7/10 in looks > Hadn't had a gf in two years cause of lack of confidence and bad habits > Start taking care of myself again. Go back to playing soccer with my friends, go to swim twice a week, go back into reading, etc... > Hear about no fap on the Internet and how practicing it can make you be more confident and responsible, start practicing it > 4 days go by everything normal > 2 weeks go by start having problems with some urges > Third week can't take it anymore, but still doing it cause I wanna reach at least a month > Meanwhile in classes a cute 8/10 girl sits next to me, we talk and have a good time > Ask for her number and start chatting, also sit together in other classes we share, start liking her more > Ask her to go on a date and she accepts > Meanwhile achieve one month since I started no fap, decide I don't want to do this anymore and beat the s--- out of my meat > Next day go to my date, see the girl again and get surprised > She's uglier than I remember. Still go on with the date but don't really enjoy it. Start asking myself why did I like this girl so much. Make an effort to really make her enjoy the date but still don't feel anything her. End the date, go to my house and start feeling sad and angry. > Mfw the only thing no fap did was to make me more horny and least selective with girls, mfw this stupid s--- made the wrong girl get her high hopes with me, mfw i will have to find some pathetic excuse to tell this girl I don't really like her even tho I flirted with her non stop during a week, mfw i will seem a like a douche and will probably make a really nice girl feel bad. F--- this s--- I will never practice it again

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