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Anonymous 08/28/24(Wed) 07:49:15 No.202971488 81d14ca5-ba75-4cbb-b002-95082898228d.jpg 92 KB JPG >can't comprehend the situation >starts attacking everyone Was it just ridley's way of saying that God is autistic?
Anonymous 08/28/24(Wed) 07:49:15 No.202971488 81d14ca5-ba75-4cbb-b002-95082898228d.jpg 92 KB JPG >can't comprehend the situation >starts attacking everyone Was it just ridley's way of saying that God is autistic?

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Anon plays The Campaign Trail | /r/Greentext

THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL 92 KB PNG >Be me > Play The Campaign Trail > Like the game so join their discord > its a liberal s------- > whatever, I like the game so I stay in the discord. > they appear to actually value free speech and don't ban me for being "too conservative" > Enjoying it, I'm fairly well known in the community > say retarded thing is retarded > Get banned WHAT THE F---, WHY DID WE DECIDE RETARDED WAS ON THE SAME LEVEL OF M R
THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL 92 KB PNG >Be me > Play The Campaign Trail > Like the game so join their discord > its a liberal s------- > whatever, I like the game so I stay in the discord. > they appear to actually value free speech and don't ban me for being "too conservative" > Enjoying it, I'm fairly well known in the community > say retarded thing is retarded > Get banned WHAT THE F---, WHY DID WE DECIDE RETARDED WAS ON THE SAME LEVEL OF M R

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femanon wants love advice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/04/24(Wed)21:18:26 No.78707704 hi r9k i am a lazy gal how do i marry a man who is rich like picrel pls help 134 KB PNG 3 Replies Anonymous >>78707704 (OP) # View Thread 09/04/24(Wed)21:19:23 No.78707712 just be his rapetoy housewife maid and ur set fellow fembot Anonymous how about f--- off Anonymous >>78707704 (OP) # that is a cat 09/04/24(Wed)21:19:23 No.78707714 09/04/24(Wed)21:29:20 No.78707796
Anonymous 09/04/24(Wed)21:18:26 No.78707704 hi r9k i am a lazy gal how do i marry a man who is rich like picrel pls help 134 KB PNG 3 Replies Anonymous >>78707704 (OP) # View Thread 09/04/24(Wed)21:19:23 No.78707712 just be his rapetoy housewife maid and ur set fellow fembot Anonymous how about f--- off Anonymous >>78707704 (OP) # that is a cat 09/04/24(Wed)21:19:23 No.78707714 09/04/24(Wed)21:29:20 No.78707796

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Housing is unafford- | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)08:51:53 No.201737795 $95,000 3 bd 2 ba 2,172 sqft 588 Johnson St Gary, IN 46402 Request a tour as early as today at 1:30 pm americanhousing.png 1.64 MB PNG >I suffer trying to buy property in America >Can buy a mansion for under $100,000 No you don't
Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)08:51:53 No.201737795 $95,000 3 bd 2 ba 2,172 sqft 588 Johnson St Gary, IN 46402 Request a tour as early as today at 1:30 pm americanhousing.png 1.64 MB PNG >I suffer trying to buy property in America >Can buy a mansion for under $100,000 No you don't

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Idk what I'm feeling but yeah sharing this to y'all | /r/Greentext

M 22 KB JPG Time for a feels thread ya beautiful/b/astards >Be me >ten years old when a group of cops show up at my house >Baby sitter's freaking out >...they're here for me >...Mom and Dad are dead >my life ended at ten f king years old because of
M 22 KB JPG Time for a feels thread ya beautiful/b/astards >Be me >ten years old when a group of cops show up at my house >Baby sitter's freaking out >...they're here for me >...Mom and Dad are dead >my life ended at ten f king years old because of

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anon asks the big question | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/04/24(Wed)16:17:03 No.78705011 NORMAL MORTON'S TOE Space between the first and the second toes is deeper than the space between the second and the third toes Short first metatarsal relative to the second metatarsal 112014297_1.jpg 92 KB JPG Should people with Morton's toe be euthanized?
Anonymous 09/04/24(Wed)16:17:03 No.78705011 NORMAL MORTON'S TOE Space between the first and the second toes is deeper than the space between the second and the third toes Short first metatarsal relative to the second metatarsal 112014297_1.jpg 92 KB JPG Should people with Morton's toe be euthanized?

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Amphibious Assault | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)06:29:37 No.93373155 RANIA CO INSULINA >Start a new project file.png 540 KB PNG >All printed, primed and ready to start painting >Have panic to actually start, don't know what scheme or what to do now, don't have much time to even do so, but don't wanna rush it >Look for several sources for inspiration, but feel like they're just generic colors although well done anyways >Can't overcome this anxiety so I start other projects in the meantime and it's left like this How do you overcome this feeling? do you just say "f--- it" and start a slap chop and go from there? I think it's the "fun" way to do things but also sometimes you just want it to be perfect as well you know How would you paint this tank?
: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)06:29:37 No.93373155 RANIA CO INSULINA >Start a new project file.png 540 KB PNG >All printed, primed and ready to start painting >Have panic to actually start, don't know what scheme or what to do now, don't have much time to even do so, but don't wanna rush it >Look for several sources for inspiration, but feel like they're just generic colors although well done anyways >Can't overcome this anxiety so I start other projects in the meantime and it's left like this How do you overcome this feeling? do you just say "f--- it" and start a slap chop and go from there? I think it's the "fun" way to do things but also sometimes you just want it to be perfect as well you know How would you paint this tank?

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Advanced warefare | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)06:35:12 No. 62412914 >ruins warfare >ruins combat 28 KB JPG >ruins half the f------ military meta How can a $35 hobby toy be so cringe? Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)07:53:00 No.62419709 1.58 MB JPG >ruins warfare >ruins combat >ruins plate armor >ruins half the f------ military meta
Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)06:35:12 No. 62412914 >ruins warfare >ruins combat 28 KB JPG >ruins half the f------ military meta How can a $35 hobby toy be so cringe? Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)07:53:00 No.62419709 1.58 MB JPG >ruins warfare >ruins combat >ruins plate armor >ruins half the f------ military meta

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Anon has just become an anesthesiologist. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/15/23(Wed)09:10:41 No.75885686 >You decide to finally unfreeze time after 6 months only to find out everyone had remained conscious the whole time and is aware of what you did. 228 KB PNG
: Anonymous 03/15/23(Wed)09:10:41 No.75885686 >You decide to finally unfreeze time after 6 months only to find out everyone had remained conscious the whole time and is aware of what you did. 228 KB PNG

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Anon asks the real question | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/04/24(Wed)11:10:15 No.20316403 hell.jpg 1.12 MB JPG >150 million dollars budget How does something like this get greenlit?
: Anonymous 09/04/24(Wed)11:10:15 No.20316403 hell.jpg 1.12 MB JPG >150 million dollars budget How does something like this get greenlit?

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Treatment's on the House | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/27/24(Tue)20:32:40 No.202953369 >patient comes in 1694125611124210.jpg 112 KB JPG >house nearly always makes them worse or feeds them so many meds they enter liver failure >runs them through a gauntlet of unnecessary tests putting them into medical bankruptcy >gets a hard-on explaining the diagnosis as the patient is hours away from death Was House the main villain of the show?
Anonymous 08/27/24(Tue)20:32:40 No.202953369 >patient comes in 1694125611124210.jpg 112 KB JPG >house nearly always makes them worse or feeds them so many meds they enter liver failure >runs them through a gauntlet of unnecessary tests putting them into medical bankruptcy >gets a hard-on explaining the diagnosis as the patient is hours away from death Was House the main villain of the show?

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Anon is haunted | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/17/23(Fri)15:08:15 No.34333105 12 KB GIF >try to nofap >2 days in >at night start hearing rustling noises in my furniture >3 days in >start imagining terrifying images and faces ive never seen before >rustling noises moved into my bed, can feel bed move a little when noises happen >4 days in >j------- >noises stop >scary faces in my brain stop is my brain forcing me to masturbate or am i being haunted by sex goblins 11 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 03/17/23(Fri)15:08:15 No.34333105 12 KB GIF >try to nofap >2 days in >at night start hearing rustling noises in my furniture >3 days in >start imagining terrifying images and faces ive never seen before >rustling noises moved into my bed, can feel bed move a little when noises happen >4 days in >j------- >noises stop >scary faces in my brain stop is my brain forcing me to masturbate or am i being haunted by sex goblins 11 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is a bandwagoner | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: NG/qJDUa It's over 72 KB JPG 09/04/24(Wed)01:06:19 No.480563943 >Be me, poorfag >Living paycheck to paycheck struggling with multiple bills >Hear about the Chase bank glitch from TikTok >Decide "f--- it" and try it out >Write myself a check for $38,000 >Insert the check into the ATM >Money actually goes through holy f--- >Immediately start spending it >Pay my rent and car note, spend the rest on games and PCs and food >Think I got away with it >Woke up late at night hungover on Hennessey >Check my account >Everything is gone, in the negative for all the money I took >Money I deposited legitimately is gone too >How the f--- is that legal >Left with absolutely nothing, can't even feed myself or get paid anymore >Bank won't let me close my account, they're sending threatening emails >Have no choice but to declare bankruptcy >tfw may be arrested tomorrow It's over. F------ over. If they try and arrest me I'm going on the run and fleeing to Canada. I need a new identity at this point.
: Anonymous (ID: NG/qJDUa It's over 72 KB JPG 09/04/24(Wed)01:06:19 No.480563943 >Be me, poorfag >Living paycheck to paycheck struggling with multiple bills >Hear about the Chase bank glitch from TikTok >Decide "f--- it" and try it out >Write myself a check for $38,000 >Insert the check into the ATM >Money actually goes through holy f--- >Immediately start spending it >Pay my rent and car note, spend the rest on games and PCs and food >Think I got away with it >Woke up late at night hungover on Hennessey >Check my account >Everything is gone, in the negative for all the money I took >Money I deposited legitimately is gone too >How the f--- is that legal >Left with absolutely nothing, can't even feed myself or get paid anymore >Bank won't let me close my account, they're sending threatening emails >Have no choice but to declare bankruptcy >tfw may be arrested tomorrow It's over. F------ over. If they try and arrest me I'm going on the run and fleeing to Canada. I need a new identity at this point.

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Anon has visions of an alternate timeline | /r/Greentext

>>62429824 +62431165 >>62433006 File: howtheinvasiontables.jpg (324 KB, 1080x717) >>62429483 >Day 922 of American Special Operation to denazify the Quebecois Canucks seeking to kill the ethnic Vermonters >501st Airborne surrounded and killed by CAF reservists after dropping unsupported onto Kanata, Ontario >Maple Leafs fanclub becomes a militia and holds St. Catherines for months >US loses 20 000 troops in a 6 month battle for Leamington, Ontario >the entire male pro-american population in the 51st and 52nd states of Alberta and Saskatchewan is extinct after being sent into battle with Springfield rifles and steel M1 helmets - US government sends Mexicans and blacks to repopulate them >US retreats from Winnipeg after officially annexing Manitoba, demands Manitoba in peace deal despite only holding a patch of blown-out prairie somewhere south of Brandon >d-day landing at Halifax cancelled due to threat of naval drones launched from Yarmouth >michigan and upstate new york regularly bombed by US assets >you forgot the part where Travis Haley marched his private army from Detroit to DC city limits only to turn around because of a terse phonecall from the prime minister of Japan. >american rebels based in New Brunswick conduct regular raids into Maine >pro-american discord groups seethe endlessly over Adrien Arcand, for some f------ reason >canadian anglophones, even as far as British Columbia, start speaking French instead of English >JTF2 actively hunts US servicemen in Germany >The leaf army advances 15 miles into US territory towards Augusta, capturing several small towns and taking dozens of National Guard troops prisoner.
>>62429824 +62431165 >>62433006 File: howtheinvasiontables.jpg (324 KB, 1080x717) >>62429483 >Day 922 of American Special Operation to denazify the Quebecois Canucks seeking to kill the ethnic Vermonters >501st Airborne surrounded and killed by CAF reservists after dropping unsupported onto Kanata, Ontario >Maple Leafs fanclub becomes a militia and holds St. Catherines for months >US loses 20 000 troops in a 6 month battle for Leamington, Ontario >the entire male pro-american population in the 51st and 52nd states of Alberta and Saskatchewan is extinct after being sent into battle with Springfield rifles and steel M1 helmets - US government sends Mexicans and blacks to repopulate them >US retreats from Winnipeg after officially annexing Manitoba, demands Manitoba in peace deal despite only holding a patch of blown-out prairie somewhere south of Brandon >d-day landing at Halifax cancelled due to threat of naval drones launched from Yarmouth >michigan and upstate new york regularly bombed by US assets >you forgot the part where Travis Haley marched his private army from Detroit to DC city limits only to turn around because of a terse phonecall from the prime minister of Japan. >american rebels based in New Brunswick conduct regular raids into Maine >pro-american discord groups seethe endlessly over Adrien Arcand, for some f------ reason >canadian anglophones, even as far as British Columbia, start speaking French instead of English >JTF2 actively hunts US servicemen in Germany >The leaf army advances 15 miles into US territory towards Augusta, capturing several small towns and taking dozens of National Guard troops prisoner.

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Anon was a janitor | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 242 KB GIF 09/02/24(Tue)21:03:17 No.68493582 It's over bros. >Be me >49 at the time >Work at high school >NEET Janitor >See qt 3.14 girl while cleaning out shitstained toilet from one of the failed abortions at the school >IDEA.JFIF >Decide to "reveal myself" to her next time I happen to be cleaning the s-------. >Day of the reveal.mp4 >Show her my imitation pogo stick >She immediately screams bloody murder and runs in the hallways screaming for the principal. I lost my f------ job over this bros. What the f--- did I do wrong? All of you NEETS said I needed to assert my masculine dominance? What's more masculine than my literal penis? Even worse this bitch is getting a lawyer and suing. F------/b/tards. 7 Replies 1 Image View Thread
Anonymous 242 KB GIF 09/02/24(Tue)21:03:17 No.68493582 It's over bros. >Be me >49 at the time >Work at high school >NEET Janitor >See qt 3.14 girl while cleaning out shitstained toilet from one of the failed abortions at the school >IDEA.JFIF >Decide to "reveal myself" to her next time I happen to be cleaning the s-------. >Day of the reveal.mp4 >Show her my imitation pogo stick >She immediately screams bloody murder and runs in the hallways screaming for the principal. I lost my f------ job over this bros. What the f--- did I do wrong? All of you NEETS said I needed to assert my masculine dominance? What's more masculine than my literal penis? Even worse this bitch is getting a lawyer and suing. F------/b/tards. 7 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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Male self insert dilemma | /r/Greentext

09/03/24(Tue)10:00:07 No.270631001 Anonymous Female self-insert Male self-insert anime self-inserts.png 880 KB PNG Why do men not want to self-insert as attractive, high-value males?
09/03/24(Tue)10:00:07 No.270631001 Anonymous Female self-insert Male self-insert anime self-inserts.png 880 KB PNG Why do men not want to self-insert as attractive, high-value males?

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Anon Talks About Spiral | /r/Greentext

File: MV5BOGU1ODAwZTItYzg2Ny00N(...).jpg (1.12 MB, 1944x2880) SPIRA 1100 ☐ Anonymous 09/03/24(Tue)19:52:06 No.203189412 ► >Be me >Find some guy who's entire channel is Saw videos >Click on his review of Spiral >Says the film's anti- cop message is "Needed and relevant IMAX after the death of George Floyd" but "Doesn't go hard enough against the police force". Every victim is a cop. The bad guy is a cop. Pretty much the only good cop in the movie is Chris Rock's character who gets framed for the killings in the end. What would the movie have to do to be anti-cop enough for this dumbass?
File: MV5BOGU1ODAwZTItYzg2Ny00N(...).jpg (1.12 MB, 1944x2880) SPIRA 1100 ☐ Anonymous 09/03/24(Tue)19:52:06 No.203189412 ► >Be me >Find some guy who's entire channel is Saw videos >Click on his review of Spiral >Says the film's anti- cop message is "Needed and relevant IMAX after the death of George Floyd" but "Doesn't go hard enough against the police force". Every victim is a cop. The bad guy is a cop. Pretty much the only good cop in the movie is Chris Rock's character who gets framed for the killings in the end. What would the movie have to do to be anti-cop enough for this dumbass?

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Dive Right Out | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/03/24(Tue)18:40:37 No.78696183 wifi 134 KB PNG >Takes forever to load >Server error message shows even when its working fine >Error message often times when writing a comment >Posts are removed by moderators with no explanation >Entire website is down 3 times a day >Cant upload large images unless connected to >Just overall incredibly buggy How in gods name do they expect me to "Dive into anything"? Anonymous [removed by moderator] 09/03/24(Tue)18:42:32 No.78696208
Anonymous 09/03/24(Tue)18:40:37 No.78696183 wifi 134 KB PNG >Takes forever to load >Server error message shows even when its working fine >Error message often times when writing a comment >Posts are removed by moderators with no explanation >Entire website is down 3 times a day >Cant upload large images unless connected to >Just overall incredibly buggy How in gods name do they expect me to "Dive into anything"? Anonymous [removed by moderator] 09/03/24(Tue)18:42:32 No.78696208

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Anon makes fun of a YouTuber | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Excentra 09/03/24(Tue)14:40:57 No.923878918 Tub THE ONLY BIT YOU'LL EVER W DEEP There Are No More Bands fantano 1.8K Comments 0:46 >rock music is le dead!! fantano.jpg 1.89 MB JPG CC Episode Anonymous >>923878918 (OP) # 09/03/24(Tue)14:41:29 No.923878942 when I'm going band for band with bro and I've already pulled out two dollars
: Anonymous Excentra 09/03/24(Tue)14:40:57 No.923878918 Tub THE ONLY BIT YOU'LL EVER W DEEP There Are No More Bands fantano 1.8K Comments 0:46 >rock music is le dead!! fantano.jpg 1.89 MB JPG CC Episode Anonymous >>923878918 (OP) # 09/03/24(Tue)14:41:29 No.923878942 when I'm going band for band with bro and I've already pulled out two dollars

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