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Anonymous sad story 10/09/24(Wed)17:59:53 No.925700348 1541421632-meredith-quill-and-star-lord-grandmother-guardians-of-the- galaxy.jpg 131 KB JPG absolutely tragic story so hopefully you guys are prepared >be me 5 years ago >have girlfriend who I love deeply >she develops a cough randomly one day >time passes and it doesn't seem to go away >go to doc with her >doc takes a long time getting results back >comes back and says nothing is wrong... >on way back from doc we stop at costco cause i want a churro >see that costco got rid of the churro, day f------ ruined guys why would costco do this?

Anonymous sad story 10/09/24(Wed)17:59:53 No.925700348 1541421632-meredith-quill-and-star-lord-grandmother-guardians-of-the- galaxy.jpg 131 KB JPG absolutely tragic story so hopefully you guys are prepared >be me 5 years ago >have girlfriend who I love deeply >she develops a cough randomly one day >time passes and it doesn't seem to go away >go to doc with her >doc takes a long time getting results back >comes back and says nothing is wrong... >on way back from doc we stop at costco cause i want a churro >see that costco got rid of the churro, day f------ ruined guys why would costco do this?

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Anonymous 10/10/24(Thu)00:00:13 No.925697855 >>925697459 (OP) I do >had massive crush on a girl in class >she always ignores me and doesn't even know I am alive >she has sex with everyone in class even my bully >She ends up getting a boyfriend >she cheats on him and gets pregnant >she has no one so I step cos she has no one >I support her through the pregnancy >I had full scolarship to MIT but I dropped out and got a job at McDonalds to make money for the kid >baby is born it's black >She lets me put my name on the baby's birth certificate feel so great >Couldn't get a place of ours cos of the economy lol >she lives with one of her ex boyfriends, it's a studio I know I am not insecure beta male so don't care >Our Plan is for her to finish college get a job then it's my turn to go good plan no? >Any way we been together for more then a year and we still haven't had sex she says she wants to wait for the right day, we do hold hands a lot though >Normal day I go to work come home look after the baby while she goes out with her friends.

Anonymous 10/10/24(Thu)00:00:13 No.925697855 >>925697459 (OP) I do >had massive crush on a girl in class >she always ignores me and doesn't even know I am alive >she has sex with everyone in class even my bully >She ends up getting a boyfriend >she cheats on him and gets pregnant >she has no one so I step cos she has no one >I support her through the pregnancy >I had full scolarship to MIT but I dropped out and got a job at McDonalds to make money for the kid >baby is born it's black >She lets me put my name on the baby's birth certificate feel so great >Couldn't get a place of ours cos of the economy lol >she lives with one of her ex boyfriends, it's a studio I know I am not insecure beta male so don't care >Our Plan is for her to finish college get a job then it's my turn to go good plan no? >Any way we been together for more then a year and we still haven't had sex she says she wants to wait for the right day, we do hold hands a lot though >Normal day I go to work come home look after the baby while she goes out with her friends.

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: Anonymous Help 10/10/24(Thu)01:27:21 No.79074373 29 KB JPG Be me >Be 28 >Through out the years I've only attracted alt and goth women >They are my type >But each one of them was an energy vampire and it was just pure chaos and mind games >My last girlfriend used to wake me up with a b------ but she was also bite my d---'s tip so hard just for the sake of it >Asked why >She said because she wants to see me hurting while she is pleasing me "it's hot watching you suffer" >She also used to bite my lips while we are kissing to the point that I'd bleed >Broke up with her It has been 5 years since then and now there is a Polish. goth coworker, and she has been touching me and play with my hair when she gets the chance, but I'm very scared, my sister's (looks like pic rel) friend is an alternative and racially mixed girl, and she is a nurse she straight up told me she wanted to try a--- and be her first, I believe she is Muslim or something and that's her trick to stay a virgin, thing is the women is very very unhinged, and she makes it her entire personality to hate on men >I lied and told her I'm gay and not interested >Her eyes got wide and big and asked to peg me WHY CANNOT I ATTRACT NORMAL WOMEN!?? I just want pure and real love, why is that so hard to find?

: Anonymous Help 10/10/24(Thu)01:27:21 No.79074373 29 KB JPG Be me >Be 28 >Through out the years I've only attracted alt and goth women >They are my type >But each one of them was an energy vampire and it was just pure chaos and mind games >My last girlfriend used to wake me up with a b------ but she was also bite my d---'s tip so hard just for the sake of it >Asked why >She said because she wants to see me hurting while she is pleasing me "it's hot watching you suffer" >She also used to bite my lips while we are kissing to the point that I'd bleed >Broke up with her It has been 5 years since then and now there is a Polish. goth coworker, and she has been touching me and play with my hair when she gets the chance, but I'm very scared, my sister's (looks like pic rel) friend is an alternative and racially mixed girl, and she is a nurse she straight up told me she wanted to try a--- and be her first, I believe she is Muslim or something and that's her trick to stay a virgin, thing is the women is very very unhinged, and she makes it her entire personality to hate on men >I lied and told her I'm gay and not interested >Her eyes got wide and big and asked to peg me WHY CANNOT I ATTRACT NORMAL WOMEN!?? I just want pure and real love, why is that so hard to find?

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 11SANcvL) ▼Settings Mobile Home 10/09/24(Wed)18:28:12 No.484340510 Driver & Vehicle Licensing Agency VRM ° 23/09/2024 Upcoming changes to electric vehicle tax Dear Mr Samani, We're writing to let you know that as the registered keeper of the above electric vehicle, from 1 April 2025 you will need to pay vehicle tax in the same way as existing drivers of petrol and diesel vehicles. This vehicle tax change will apply to all new and existing electric cars, vans and motorcycles. You do not need to do anything now. When the time comes to tax your electric vehicle (on or after 1 April 2025), your vehicle tax will be calculated automatically, and you'l receive a reminder. You'll then be able to tax it online, by phone or at a Post Office". Electric vehicle tax rates The rate of vehicle tax for your electric vehicle will depend on when the vehicle was first registered and what type of vehicle it is (car, motorcycle or van). More information on the vehicle tax changes for electric vehicles is available on GOV.UK: www.gov.uk/dvla/electricvehicletax Scan for more information: Vehicle tax reminders To make it easier to remember when you'll need to tax your electric vehicle, you can now choose to receive reminders by text or email by creating a Driver and vehicles account at www.gov.uk/dvla/account Yours Sincerely Anthony Bamford Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency 1.08 MB PNG >Be UK government >Want everyone to drive electric cars by 2030 >Pay for the deposit on my electric car >Let me drive it without paying tax >More people start doing it >Road tax revenue goes down (panic) >Proceeds to charge me road tax What even was the f------ point? Anonymous (ID: DKF6M6Hz) 10/09/24(Wed)18:29:19 No.484340644 >>484340510 (OP) >samani kek Anonymous (ID: M3uhaW2G) 10/09/24(Wed)18:29:34 No.484340674 Thanks Mr. Samani. Now delete this thread.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 11SANcvL) ▼Settings Mobile Home 10/09/24(Wed)18:28:12 No.484340510 Driver & Vehicle Licensing Agency VRM ° 23/09/2024 Upcoming changes to electric vehicle tax Dear Mr Samani, We're writing to let you know that as the registered keeper of the above electric vehicle, from 1 April 2025 you will need to pay vehicle tax in the same way as existing drivers of petrol and diesel vehicles. This vehicle tax change will apply to all new and existing electric cars, vans and motorcycles. You do not need to do anything now. When the time comes to tax your electric vehicle (on or after 1 April 2025), your vehicle tax will be calculated automatically, and you'l receive a reminder. You'll then be able to tax it online, by phone or at a Post Office". Electric vehicle tax rates The rate of vehicle tax for your electric vehicle will depend on when the vehicle was first registered and what type of vehicle it is (car, motorcycle or van). More information on the vehicle tax changes for electric vehicles is available on GOV.UK: www.gov.uk/dvla/electricvehicletax Scan for more information: Vehicle tax reminders To make it easier to remember when you'll need to tax your electric vehicle, you can now choose to receive reminders by text or email by creating a Driver and vehicles account at www.gov.uk/dvla/account Yours Sincerely Anthony Bamford Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency 1.08 MB PNG >Be UK government >Want everyone to drive electric cars by 2030 >Pay for the deposit on my electric car >Let me drive it without paying tax >More people start doing it >Road tax revenue goes down (panic) >Proceeds to charge me road tax What even was the f------ point? Anonymous (ID: DKF6M6Hz) 10/09/24(Wed)18:29:19 No.484340644 >>484340510 (OP) >samani kek Anonymous (ID: M3uhaW2G) 10/09/24(Wed)18:29:34 No.484340674 Thanks Mr. Samani. Now delete this thread.

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Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)07:47:23 No.68676280 >go to dentist >don't cry even once >still no spiderman sticker why do i even f------ bother 177 KB PNG 4 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)07:47:23 No.68676280 >go to dentist >don't cry even once >still no spiderman sticker why do i even f------ bother 177 KB PNG 4 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 10/09/24(Wed)01:50:01 No.75259272 UFFALO WILD WINGS 2138219321093.jpg 105 KB JPG >sluuuuuuuuurp >i mean this guy on instagram (obvious roider) is super shredded and he only lifts for 6 months >you're lifting for way longer and dont even have abs and stuff, like you look like a normal dude >seems like you just dont like... work out hard enough? how do you respond without sounding mad? that s--- happened to me verbatim and im still buttblasted

Anonymous 10/09/24(Wed)01:50:01 No.75259272 UFFALO WILD WINGS 2138219321093.jpg 105 KB JPG >sluuuuuuuuurp >i mean this guy on instagram (obvious roider) is super shredded and he only lifts for 6 months >you're lifting for way longer and dont even have abs and stuff, like you look like a normal dude >seems like you just dont like... work out hard enough? how do you respond without sounding mad? that s--- happened to me verbatim and im still buttblasted

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 10/09/24(Wed)16:27:45 No.79073400 242 KB PNG >Be me >About to j------- >Open Phone >Unread message from dad >Grandpa died >I am no longer about to j-------

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 10/09/24(Wed)16:27:45 No.79073400 242 KB PNG >Be me >About to j------- >Open Phone >Unread message from dad >Grandpa died >I am no longer about to j-------

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Anonymous 16 KB JPG 03/06/18(Tue)01:49:09 No.43652923 >go onto facebook >receive message from girl im e- stalking >"Why are you screenshotting my photos?" 217 Replies/29 Images View Thread

Anonymous 16 KB JPG 03/06/18(Tue)01:49:09 No.43652923 >go onto facebook >receive message from girl im e- stalking >"Why are you screenshotting my photos?" 217 Replies/29 Images View Thread

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Anonymous jurbz 62 KB JPG 10/09/24(Wed)17:30:23 No.79070260 >>79069186 (OP) # And what is "it" I'm supposed to be doing? >Can't get jobs because the market is ass and all the thirdies taking ur >Can't get girls because the market is ass and all the pfp chads taking ur furdz >Can't get money because the market is ass and all the heebz taking ur murneyz What am I supposed to be achieving here? Wasting implies I get a say in my status, when it seems that most big decisions have been made for most of us already without consultation.

Anonymous jurbz 62 KB JPG 10/09/24(Wed)17:30:23 No.79070260 >>79069186 (OP) # And what is "it" I'm supposed to be doing? >Can't get jobs because the market is ass and all the thirdies taking ur >Can't get girls because the market is ass and all the pfp chads taking ur furdz >Can't get money because the market is ass and all the heebz taking ur murneyz What am I supposed to be achieving here? Wasting implies I get a say in my status, when it seems that most big decisions have been made for most of us already without consultation.

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Anonymous 44 KB JPG 10/09/24(Wed)19:25:12 No.79071265 >aging >realising I'm almost 3 quarters of the way to 40 >im going to be 40 one day if I dont kill myself >im going to literally be a 40 year old khh virgin rotting in my bedroom on vidya like I've done every single day of my life so far, doing toxic menial labour until I go completely insane, go homeless permanently and die from exposure I have to die oh my god I HAVE to die SOON Im going to do something to speed it up today, idk what yet. clean my house / buy a suicide-kit / wipe my tech, idk but I'll do something I am NOT going to be a 40 year old version of today's me, what a horrific thought

Anonymous 44 KB JPG 10/09/24(Wed)19:25:12 No.79071265 >aging >realising I'm almost 3 quarters of the way to 40 >im going to be 40 one day if I dont kill myself >im going to literally be a 40 year old khh virgin rotting in my bedroom on vidya like I've done every single day of my life so far, doing toxic menial labour until I go completely insane, go homeless permanently and die from exposure I have to die oh my god I HAVE to die SOON Im going to do something to speed it up today, idk what yet. clean my house / buy a suicide-kit / wipe my tech, idk but I'll do something I am NOT going to be a 40 year old version of today's me, what a horrific thought

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Anonymous Sleepy time is for sleazy joos(...) 10/09/24(Wed)16:35:53 No.79071354 33 KB JPG with my dog >be me, khv >suffer from insomnia >constantly get pumped full of meds by doctors >always annoyed and ashamed by not being able to sleep >one night say "f--- it" >throw meds out of my window and snuggle >blast bladee while doomscrolling on IG, plebbit, yt, etc >got to sleep around 5am, best night I ever had I don't care if I'm going to get some early onset dementia by doing this but this is the most stress free I've ever been

Anonymous Sleepy time is for sleazy joos(...) 10/09/24(Wed)16:35:53 No.79071354 33 KB JPG with my dog >be me, khv >suffer from insomnia >constantly get pumped full of meds by doctors >always annoyed and ashamed by not being able to sleep >one night say "f--- it" >throw meds out of my window and snuggle >blast bladee while doomscrolling on IG, plebbit, yt, etc >got to sleep around 5am, best night I ever had I don't care if I'm going to get some early onset dementia by doing this but this is the most stress free I've ever been

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Anonymous SMOKY MOUNTAINS 06/25/24(Tue) 07:38:20 No.2747858 VIDEO: Black bear startles guests, employee at Anakeesta concession stand by: Hannah Moore, Hope McAlee Posted: Jun 24, 2024 / 01:45 PM EDT Updated: Jun 24, 2024 / 01:45 PM EDT SHARE f x in Screenshot 2024-06-24 191948.jpg 62 KB JPG >be black bear >see a nature park built directly in the middle of my forest >wander around the place looking for food >see a woman, run away scared shitless >get a f------ hit squad send out to euthanize me >die and enter a higher plane of existence >mfw humans on the other side of the continent heard about my death and are talking about how scary I was and how they would shoot me faster if they saw me in person w--?

Anonymous SMOKY MOUNTAINS 06/25/24(Tue) 07:38:20 No.2747858 VIDEO: Black bear startles guests, employee at Anakeesta concession stand by: Hannah Moore, Hope McAlee Posted: Jun 24, 2024 / 01:45 PM EDT Updated: Jun 24, 2024 / 01:45 PM EDT SHARE f x in Screenshot 2024-06-24 191948.jpg 62 KB JPG >be black bear >see a nature park built directly in the middle of my forest >wander around the place looking for food >see a woman, run away scared shitless >get a f------ hit squad send out to euthanize me >die and enter a higher plane of existence >mfw humans on the other side of the continent heard about my death and are talking about how scary I was and how they would shoot me faster if they saw me in person w--?

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Anonymous 387 KB JPG 10/09/24(Wed)15:41:08 No.79069420 >be me >get a gf for first time >making out with her for a while >I end up c------ in my pants from it >feels weird so I stop and go change >come back >she asks me what's wrong >I tell her what happened >she says that I'm adorable >resume making out and she seems even more into it It was pretty embarrassing, but I'm surprised she thought it was cute. I thought it would be a turnoff. Would women usually like if a guy orgasms from just kissing?

Anonymous 387 KB JPG 10/09/24(Wed)15:41:08 No.79069420 >be me >get a gf for first time >making out with her for a while >I end up c------ in my pants from it >feels weird so I stop and go change >come back >she asks me what's wrong >I tell her what happened >she says that I'm adorable >resume making out and she seems even more into it It was pretty embarrassing, but I'm surprised she thought it was cute. I thought it would be a turnoff. Would women usually like if a guy orgasms from just kissing?

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: Anonymous Rockstar Games R₁ 51 KB JPG 10/09/24(Wed) 13:14:23 No.497739629 >goes radio silent for decades >randomly dropping trailers, just because they have to >trailers become instant hits >goes radio silent for years again >randomly releasing blockbuster games, just because they have to >breaks sales records each time generating billions >goes radio silent again >refuses to elaborate further Is Rockstar the ultimate gigachad in the gaming industry?

: Anonymous Rockstar Games R₁ 51 KB JPG 10/09/24(Wed) 13:14:23 No.497739629 >goes radio silent for decades >randomly dropping trailers, just because they have to >trailers become instant hits >goes radio silent for years again >randomly releasing blockbuster games, just because they have to >breaks sales records each time generating billions >goes radio silent again >refuses to elaborate further Is Rockstar the ultimate gigachad in the gaming industry?

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Anonymous (ID: +3Badngo) 10/08/24(Tue)21:47:25 No.484244281 >>484244433 I hope this p------------ gets killed by shear tomorrow so I can enjoy my god damn vacation. I refuse to let a hurricane named Milton ruin my fun. Anonymous (ID: yaQpyST+) 10/08/24(Tue)21:49:28 No.484244433 ►>>>484244488 >>484244495 >>484244497 >>484244590 >>484244610 >>484244645 >>484244674 >>484244281 rolling for it to ruin your vacation Anonymous (ID: Wb3JPwqx) 10/08/24(Tue)21:50:02 No.484244488 >>484244610 >>484244433 oof Anonymous (ID: C8M07tqd) 10/08/24(Tue)21:52:16 No.484244674 ► File: 1712274277242484.jpg (137 KB, 593x399) >>484244433 Six Cats (ID: g3QgsUz3) 10/08/24(Tue)21:53:37 No.484244777 ►>>484244882 >>484244914 >>484244929 >>484244975 File: IMG_6878.jpg (39 KB, 500x428) Anonymous (ID: e9k9TmW) 10/08/24(Tue)21:50:06 No.484244495 >>484244610 File: bruh.png (134 KB, 244x265) >>484244433 Anonymous (ID: W1ey5Yu) 10/08/24(Tue)21:52:47 No.484244707 ► >>484244433 >>484244281 Sorry wagie, your vacation days are up, time to go back to the cagie Anonymous (ID: Orl73QY9) 10/08/24(Tue)21:53:21 No.484244749 ► File: 1712464263551218.png (1.63 MB, 2560x1440) You'd best start believing in dubs threads, Anon. Anonymous (ID: +3Badngo) 10/08/24(Tue)21:50:07 No.484244497 >>484244610 >>484244433 F--- you man. Seriously. >>484244433 Based Lutz guy (ID: MYJMEQ/9) 10/08/24(Tue)21:51:14 No.484244590 Anonymous (ID: kt6Dwc5n) 10/08/24(Tue)21:55:19 No.484244927 File: 1629741734755.jpg (133 KB, 788x640) >>484244433 Nice Anonymous (ID: WirVcg17) + 10/08/24(Tue)21:51:27 No.484244610 File: 1622253691513.jpg (152 KB, 768x610) >>484244433 >>484244488 >>484244433 >44433 I'm Not even surprise You're in one! >>484244433 Incredible Anonymous (ID: 9p3lbZwY) 10/08/24(Tue)22:00:26 No.484245361 File: 1000092548.jpg (87 KB, 750x1000) >>484244433 Oh dear >>484244495 >>484244497 KEK Anonymous (ID: VhkB00d1) [10/08/24(Tue)21:51:50 No.484244645 ► >>484244433 KWAB Anonymous (ID: my4Eg9DK) [10/08/24(Tue)21:56:03 No.484244981 >>484244433 >>484244777 Checked Anonymous (ID: GwkZcSLK) 10/08/24(Tue)21:56:32 No.484245023 File: 6527435.png (314 KB, 717x436) Anonymous (ID: IsdE/Hig) 10/08/24(Tue)22:08:06 No.484245972 >>484246078 File: 1726022735201812.jpg (60 KB, 1024x1024) >>484244433 IT'S OVER Oh s---! >>484244433 kek I hope he can get a refund.

Anonymous (ID: +3Badngo) 10/08/24(Tue)21:47:25 No.484244281 >>484244433 I hope this p------------ gets killed by shear tomorrow so I can enjoy my god damn vacation. I refuse to let a hurricane named Milton ruin my fun. Anonymous (ID: yaQpyST+) 10/08/24(Tue)21:49:28 No.484244433 ►>>>484244488 >>484244495 >>484244497 >>484244590 >>484244610 >>484244645 >>484244674 >>484244281 rolling for it to ruin your vacation Anonymous (ID: Wb3JPwqx) 10/08/24(Tue)21:50:02 No.484244488 >>484244610 >>484244433 oof Anonymous (ID: C8M07tqd) 10/08/24(Tue)21:52:16 No.484244674 ► File: 1712274277242484.jpg (137 KB, 593x399) >>484244433 Six Cats (ID: g3QgsUz3) 10/08/24(Tue)21:53:37 No.484244777 ►>>484244882 >>484244914 >>484244929 >>484244975 File: IMG_6878.jpg (39 KB, 500x428) Anonymous (ID: e9k9TmW) 10/08/24(Tue)21:50:06 No.484244495 >>484244610 File: bruh.png (134 KB, 244x265) >>484244433 Anonymous (ID: W1ey5Yu) 10/08/24(Tue)21:52:47 No.484244707 ► >>484244433 >>484244281 Sorry wagie, your vacation days are up, time to go back to the cagie Anonymous (ID: Orl73QY9) 10/08/24(Tue)21:53:21 No.484244749 ► File: 1712464263551218.png (1.63 MB, 2560x1440) You'd best start believing in dubs threads, Anon. Anonymous (ID: +3Badngo) 10/08/24(Tue)21:50:07 No.484244497 >>484244610 >>484244433 F--- you man. Seriously. >>484244433 Based Lutz guy (ID: MYJMEQ/9) 10/08/24(Tue)21:51:14 No.484244590 Anonymous (ID: kt6Dwc5n) 10/08/24(Tue)21:55:19 No.484244927 File: 1629741734755.jpg (133 KB, 788x640) >>484244433 Nice Anonymous (ID: WirVcg17) + 10/08/24(Tue)21:51:27 No.484244610 File: 1622253691513.jpg (152 KB, 768x610) >>484244433 >>484244488 >>484244433 >44433 I'm Not even surprise You're in one! >>484244433 Incredible Anonymous (ID: 9p3lbZwY) 10/08/24(Tue)22:00:26 No.484245361 File: 1000092548.jpg (87 KB, 750x1000) >>484244433 Oh dear >>484244495 >>484244497 KEK Anonymous (ID: VhkB00d1) [10/08/24(Tue)21:51:50 No.484244645 ► >>484244433 KWAB Anonymous (ID: my4Eg9DK) [10/08/24(Tue)21:56:03 No.484244981 >>484244433 >>484244777 Checked Anonymous (ID: GwkZcSLK) 10/08/24(Tue)21:56:32 No.484245023 File: 6527435.png (314 KB, 717x436) Anonymous (ID: IsdE/Hig) 10/08/24(Tue)22:08:06 No.484245972 >>484246078 File: 1726022735201812.jpg (60 KB, 1024x1024) >>484244433 IT'S OVER Oh s---! >>484244433 kek I hope he can get a refund.

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File: fjs.jpg (3.72 MB, 4032x3024) Anonymous 05/10/23(Wed)16:10:46 No.70910738 >>70910750 >>70910753 >>70910800 >>70910807 >>>70911109 >>70911535 >>70911593 >>70911605 >>70911846 >>70912633 >>70912678 >>70912714 >>70913068 >>70913340 >>70913959 >>70913976 >>70914790 >>70915290 >>70915378 >>70915472 >>70916664 >>70916772 >>70917184 >>70917985 >>70920343 >>70920866 >>70921034 >>70921616 Post /fit/ meals This is what I ate today 500g ground beef and 200g feta cheese Anonymous 05/10/23(Wed)16:11:58 No.70910750 >>70910738 (OP) jesus christ I hope you cooked that >>70910756 Anonymous 05/10/23(Wed)16:12:20 No.70910753 >>70910756 >>70910738 (OP) You did cook it right? Anonymous 05/10/23(Wed)16:12:52 No.70910756 >>70910772 >>70910947 >>70916665 >>70910753 >>70910750 No

File: fjs.jpg (3.72 MB, 4032x3024) Anonymous 05/10/23(Wed)16:10:46 No.70910738 >>70910750 >>70910753 >>70910800 >>70910807 >>>70911109 >>70911535 >>70911593 >>70911605 >>70911846 >>70912633 >>70912678 >>70912714 >>70913068 >>70913340 >>70913959 >>70913976 >>70914790 >>70915290 >>70915378 >>70915472 >>70916664 >>70916772 >>70917184 >>70917985 >>70920343 >>70920866 >>70921034 >>70921616 Post /fit/ meals This is what I ate today 500g ground beef and 200g feta cheese Anonymous 05/10/23(Wed)16:11:58 No.70910750 >>70910738 (OP) jesus christ I hope you cooked that >>70910756 Anonymous 05/10/23(Wed)16:12:20 No.70910753 >>70910756 >>70910738 (OP) You did cook it right? Anonymous 05/10/23(Wed)16:12:52 No.70910756 >>70910772 >>70910947 >>70916665 >>70910753 >>70910750 No

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Anonymous Should I break it off? Do you feel that Mr Bond? That martini was made with American tap water, you are now a retarded f----- yes 71 KB JPG 10/09/24(Wed)13:26:52 No.79068533 >me and gf live in separate but close towns >both royal f--- ups at life >week ago, my birthday >we've only met a month ago so I didn't ask for any gifts >consoled her as she was crying on the phone about her life >on my birthday, till 1 am >even though I go to work at 7 >but ok, I love her >week passes >barely texts me or replies to me >blames it on antidepressants and other stuff I feel like there's an imbalance of energy. Like I'm the only one willing to waste my time to give my partner attention. It's an emotional black hole. I doubt it will go back to normal.

Anonymous Should I break it off? Do you feel that Mr Bond? That martini was made with American tap water, you are now a retarded f----- yes 71 KB JPG 10/09/24(Wed)13:26:52 No.79068533 >me and gf live in separate but close towns >both royal f--- ups at life >week ago, my birthday >we've only met a month ago so I didn't ask for any gifts >consoled her as she was crying on the phone about her life >on my birthday, till 1 am >even though I go to work at 7 >but ok, I love her >week passes >barely texts me or replies to me >blames it on antidepressants and other stuff I feel like there's an imbalance of energy. Like I'm the only one willing to waste my time to give my partner attention. It's an emotional black hole. I doubt it will go back to normal.

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Anonymous 10/09/24(Wed)01:30:29 No.79063960 >woman says she wants to save an incel >woman asks for my discord >woman asks me if I'm a coomer (picrel is my pfp) >woman says she could never satisfy 47 KB JPG a coomer because she has small t--- >woman acts insecure >block woman >why are women like this? It's not the first time I had to block a girl from here because she acts weird

Anonymous 10/09/24(Wed)01:30:29 No.79063960 >woman says she wants to save an incel >woman asks for my discord >woman asks me if I'm a coomer (picrel is my pfp) >woman says she could never satisfy 47 KB JPG a coomer because she has small t--- >woman acts insecure >block woman >why are women like this? It's not the first time I had to block a girl from here because she acts weird

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onymous 10/01/24(Tue)18:05:27 No.204045864 1711847628765558.png 1.2 MB PNG >fat middle aged balding italian man has sex with a million women This was the most unrealistic part of the show for me.

onymous 10/01/24(Tue)18:05:27 No.204045864 1711847628765558.png 1.2 MB PNG >fat middle aged balding italian man has sex with a million women This was the most unrealistic part of the show for me.

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