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Anonymous No.601464164 34 minutes ago Ask a guy who works at McDonalds anything 17 replies Anonymous No.601464417 32 minutes ago >>601464164 (OP) where do you work 1 reply Anonymous No.601464445 32 minutes ago >>601464417 McDonalds
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Anon watches a movie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)18:57:25 No.873006722 >browsing /b/ while eating popcorn >reload page >p--- ad loads >mom walks by >looks at computer screen >mfw my mom thinks i'm watching p--- and eating popcorn like i'm at the f------ cinema 267 KB PNG why does weird awkward s--- always happen to me?
: Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)18:57:25 No.873006722 >browsing /b/ while eating popcorn >reload page >p--- ad loads >mom walks by >looks at computer screen >mfw my mom thinks i'm watching p--- and eating popcorn like i'm at the f------ cinema 267 KB PNG why does weird awkward s--- always happen to me?

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: Anonymous 08/30/18(Thu)22:09:03 No.778606612 let me tell yall a story when i punched a girl WHOMST'D'VE >be me THOTTIN??? >be like 12 at the time >muslim 38 KB JPG >be minding my business in the cafeteria >some guy threw ham and its getting passed down >the girl next to me, knowing that im muslim, still throws the pork at me >f------ punch that thot in front of everyone thot exterminated
: Anonymous 08/30/18(Thu)22:09:03 No.778606612 let me tell yall a story when i punched a girl WHOMST'D'VE >be me THOTTIN??? >be like 12 at the time >muslim 38 KB JPG >be minding my business in the cafeteria >some guy threw ham and its getting passed down >the girl next to me, knowing that im muslim, still throws the pork at me >f------ punch that thot in front of everyone thot exterminated

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Anons are a threat to Hollywood | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)15:37:36 No.67287565 >enjoy movies >actively pirate every single movie | watch and only buy bootleg merch to not support the creators 54 KB JPG Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)15:39:15 No.67287594 >>67287565 (OP) Based, i never pay for f------ content. Pirate all them bitches. 163 KB JPG
Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)15:37:36 No.67287565 >enjoy movies >actively pirate every single movie | watch and only buy bootleg merch to not support the creators 54 KB JPG Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)15:39:15 No.67287594 >>67287565 (OP) Based, i never pay for f------ content. Pirate all them bitches. 163 KB JPG

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Anon schizo posts | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/04/21(Fri)23:09:28 No.866076521 >break up with gf cause she is shoot crazy >says I'll regret if I dont take her back >a week later she shows up in court with bruises >claims I assaulted her >have alibi and evidence it couldn't be me so they can't charge me with s--- >she eventually admits she lied >instead of getting arrested she is forced into some meme therapy that lasts a few weeks >bitch tried to ruin my life and can walk away >few weeks later show up at her place and beat her up >have an alibi I wasn't in town >court immediately assumes she is bullshitting again and she was forced into another six weeks of therapy while I I walked away justice is served, bitch
Anonymous 06/04/21(Fri)23:09:28 No.866076521 >break up with gf cause she is shoot crazy >says I'll regret if I dont take her back >a week later she shows up in court with bruises >claims I assaulted her >have alibi and evidence it couldn't be me so they can't charge me with s--- >she eventually admits she lied >instead of getting arrested she is forced into some meme therapy that lasts a few weeks >bitch tried to ruin my life and can walk away >few weeks later show up at her place and beat her up >have an alibi I wasn't in town >court immediately assumes she is bullshitting again and she was forced into another six weeks of therapy while I I walked away justice is served, bitch

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Bootstrap camp | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)14:10:46 No.67494243 >be me at age 20, alcoholic, abandoned by parents years ago >end up broke and homeless >immediately go to construction site and ask for work >sleep there and befriend security guard that night >he shares a bit of his meal with 21 KB JPG me >tired and hungry i work my ass off the next morning >i get paid by the day, cash, sleep on site >save money and buy soap, water bottles, a nice shirt and english-spanish dictionary >work every day and study english in my spare time >work despite rain, hunger, feeling sick and a running nose >i'm afraid of height and i still climb stairs carrying buckets full of tools and whatnot everyday >save money, quality of life improves while still living on site >finish building, repeat process at another site >coworker friends help me in any way they can and encourage me to keep on studying >visit call center and barely pass english and computer skills exam >print the required paper work at local cyber-cafe after showing in a public fountain with soap i just bought >get job at bilingual call center, work my ass off and appreciate every opportunity i'm given >i can't sleep in the office, but i spend as much time as i can there, reading books in my crappy phone and whatnot >english improves, job gets easier and easier, i save money in a bank account now >rent apartment, no longer need to sleep outdoors >purchase bicycle >now i can finally invite a lady to my apartment to watch a movie on my phone or have sex and take her back home when we're done >been sober and employed for years now explain to me again why you can't get back on your feet, get fit, get a job and a relationship? : Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)14:13:50 No.67494274 Your brain works fine. Mine is f-----
: Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)14:10:46 No.67494243 >be me at age 20, alcoholic, abandoned by parents years ago >end up broke and homeless >immediately go to construction site and ask for work >sleep there and befriend security guard that night >he shares a bit of his meal with 21 KB JPG me >tired and hungry i work my ass off the next morning >i get paid by the day, cash, sleep on site >save money and buy soap, water bottles, a nice shirt and english-spanish dictionary >work every day and study english in my spare time >work despite rain, hunger, feeling sick and a running nose >i'm afraid of height and i still climb stairs carrying buckets full of tools and whatnot everyday >save money, quality of life improves while still living on site >finish building, repeat process at another site >coworker friends help me in any way they can and encourage me to keep on studying >visit call center and barely pass english and computer skills exam >print the required paper work at local cyber-cafe after showing in a public fountain with soap i just bought >get job at bilingual call center, work my ass off and appreciate every opportunity i'm given >i can't sleep in the office, but i spend as much time as i can there, reading books in my crappy phone and whatnot >english improves, job gets easier and easier, i save money in a bank account now >rent apartment, no longer need to sleep outdoors >purchase bicycle >now i can finally invite a lady to my apartment to watch a movie on my phone or have sex and take her back home when we're done >been sober and employed for years now explain to me again why you can't get back on your feet, get fit, get a job and a relationship? : Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)14:13:50 No.67494274 Your brain works fine. Mine is f-----

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Anon is genius husband | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/15/18(Mon)21:10:15 No.782417303 >Be me >Married with kids, but have no other friends >Wife wants to meet other couples >Been bothering me for a while about it. >Devise a plan >Go to the park with wife and kids 37 KB JPG >Select desired couple >ldentify their kid >Wait until target couple looks away >Toss rock at their kid >crying.mp3 >Wife rushes over to help kid with the first-aid kit she brought >Kids parents come to help >l walk over and to parents and say, "Oh my god I hope he's alright. I saw THIS kid throw a rock at him." >Point to some random kid >MFW they buy it >Start chatting it up with potential friends >introduce our kids to each other >They're grateful for the help and say that we should meet up for dinner sometime >Get their contact information >MFW they are coming over for dinner on Saturday >MFW my wife will never bother me about this again
: Anonymous 10/15/18(Mon)21:10:15 No.782417303 >Be me >Married with kids, but have no other friends >Wife wants to meet other couples >Been bothering me for a while about it. >Devise a plan >Go to the park with wife and kids 37 KB JPG >Select desired couple >ldentify their kid >Wait until target couple looks away >Toss rock at their kid >crying.mp3 >Wife rushes over to help kid with the first-aid kit she brought >Kids parents come to help >l walk over and to parents and say, "Oh my god I hope he's alright. I saw THIS kid throw a rock at him." >Point to some random kid >MFW they buy it >Start chatting it up with potential friends >introduce our kids to each other >They're grateful for the help and say that we should meet up for dinner sometime >Get their contact information >MFW they are coming over for dinner on Saturday >MFW my wife will never bother me about this again

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Anon dates a furry | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: MOqSTCCO 01/17/17(Tue)11:33:57 No.107429717 >Start dating girl >Find out she's a f------ furry >But she's a solid 8.5/10 >Furry community is actually not that bad, but once they don their outfits I gag 298 KB JPG a little >Find out they want me to go through a trial to join their little group of friends which involves fist fighting with 15 people to gain "Alpha" status in the pack >At the end, besides Alpha status, one of the girls can be chosen for a sexual reward (not going to happen anyway because I'm dating one of these f------ furries) >Find out they've beat the f--- out of people on multiple occasions When in the f--- did furries start turning into gangs? I mean, I guess I wouldn't mind socking a couple of these retards, but still, what the f---? Is my willingness to even participate the first sign of mental illness? >>107430205 # >107430206 # >>107430209 # >>107430254 # >107430286 # >>107430323 # >>107430490 # >>107430579 # >>107430660 # >>107431221 # >>107431290 # >>107431416 # >>107432362 # >107432652 # >>107432718 # >107432895 # >>107434765 # >>107435532 # >>107436088 # >>107436212 # >>107437043 # >>107437060 #
: Anonymous (ID: MOqSTCCO 01/17/17(Tue)11:33:57 No.107429717 >Start dating girl >Find out she's a f------ furry >But she's a solid 8.5/10 >Furry community is actually not that bad, but once they don their outfits I gag 298 KB JPG a little >Find out they want me to go through a trial to join their little group of friends which involves fist fighting with 15 people to gain "Alpha" status in the pack >At the end, besides Alpha status, one of the girls can be chosen for a sexual reward (not going to happen anyway because I'm dating one of these f------ furries) >Find out they've beat the f--- out of people on multiple occasions When in the f--- did furries start turning into gangs? I mean, I guess I wouldn't mind socking a couple of these retards, but still, what the f---? Is my willingness to even participate the first sign of mental illness? >>107430205 # >107430206 # >>107430209 # >>107430254 # >107430286 # >>107430323 # >>107430490 # >>107430579 # >>107430660 # >>107431221 # >>107431290 # >>107431416 # >>107432362 # >107432652 # >>107432718 # >107432895 # >>107434765 # >>107435532 # >>107436088 # >>107436212 # >>107437043 # >>107437060 #

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Anon impregnates his sister-in-law | /r/Greentext

Вoard /b/ - Random v Settings Mobile Home : Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)12:05:34 No.872969861 >Fling with girl in college >We clicked but ultimately went our separate ways >Married her sister after she introduced us >Years later we're with their fam on vacation at the lakehouse >Alone playing a drunk game of Truth or Truth >"Why don't you two have a baby already?" >Tell her the whole truth >Her sister doesn't want one >In fact we had an abortion >She made me pull out and bust in her mouth a year until she got tubes tied >But I have a breeding fetish >She had a shocked face but was laughing the whole time >Which made it easier to keep sharing >Game got overtly sexual a few rounds >Then asked her the same question >She was quiet a bit and said she thinks her husband is essentially sterile >They'd been trying for awhile now >Said I was sorry to hear that, she said don't be >Somehow got to joking about my fetish fulfilling her need >Joking turned to "joking" >Things moved fast after that >Before you know it we're standing on the sandy beach >With her bent over bracing against the retaining wall >We continued from there >Scheduling always sounded like a business affair >But the sessions were some of the best sex I ever had >True to her word that this was just for the purpose of getting pregnant >She would never call me after the test came up positive >Until the next time she was ready >She has had three of my children so far >>872970056 #
Вoard /b/ - Random v Settings Mobile Home : Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)12:05:34 No.872969861 >Fling with girl in college >We clicked but ultimately went our separate ways >Married her sister after she introduced us >Years later we're with their fam on vacation at the lakehouse >Alone playing a drunk game of Truth or Truth >"Why don't you two have a baby already?" >Tell her the whole truth >Her sister doesn't want one >In fact we had an abortion >She made me pull out and bust in her mouth a year until she got tubes tied >But I have a breeding fetish >She had a shocked face but was laughing the whole time >Which made it easier to keep sharing >Game got overtly sexual a few rounds >Then asked her the same question >She was quiet a bit and said she thinks her husband is essentially sterile >They'd been trying for awhile now >Said I was sorry to hear that, she said don't be >Somehow got to joking about my fetish fulfilling her need >Joking turned to "joking" >Things moved fast after that >Before you know it we're standing on the sandy beach >With her bent over bracing against the retaining wall >We continued from there >Scheduling always sounded like a business affair >But the sessions were some of the best sex I ever had >True to her word that this was just for the purpose of getting pregnant >She would never call me after the test came up positive >Until the next time she was ready >She has had three of my children so far >>872970056 #

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Anon fails a math exam | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Hi guys first greentext 02/19/22(Sat)20:23:47 No.67492043 >be me >Just failed my tenth grade math exam >Parents are taking away my computer >Feels bad man 181 KB PNG : Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)20:25:51 No.67492057 >>67492043 (OP) # Please go back to r/greentext or wherever the f--- you came from. : Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)20:33:53 No.67492112 >>67492043 (OP) # >Hi gu- kys
: Anonymous Hi guys first greentext 02/19/22(Sat)20:23:47 No.67492043 >be me >Just failed my tenth grade math exam >Parents are taking away my computer >Feels bad man 181 KB PNG : Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)20:25:51 No.67492057 >>67492043 (OP) # Please go back to r/greentext or wherever the f--- you came from. : Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)20:33:53 No.67492112 >>67492043 (OP) # >Hi gu- kys

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Anon is an asshole | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/20/22(Sun)00:12:02 No.872993953 >match girl on tinder >she wants to f--- >talk for a bit >get nudes >get hotel room >f--- >ghost her >threaten to send nudes to work place 6 KB PNG if she doesn't pay me >pays me hotel room amount and a extra 20$ >never hear from her again 9 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 02/20/22(Sun)00:12:02 No.872993953 >match girl on tinder >she wants to f--- >talk for a bit >get nudes >get hotel room >f--- >ghost her >threaten to send nudes to work place 6 KB PNG if she doesn't pay me >pays me hotel room amount and a extra 20$ >never hear from her again 9 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is a teacher | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/05/22(Sat)20:19:03 No.872110217 >girl in class I teach cries >took her a lot of courage to call a company and ask for an internship >company rejects her in a very rude way >whole class decided to flood the 8 KB PNG company with bad google reviews I'm proud of these little f----
: Anonymous 02/05/22(Sat)20:19:03 No.872110217 >girl in class I teach cries >took her a lot of courage to call a company and ask for an internship >company rejects her in a very rude way >whole class decided to flood the 8 KB PNG company with bad google reviews I'm proud of these little f----

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Anon thinks taiwan is not real | /r/Greentext

>YES HUMANS ARE COMPLETELY CAPABLE OF MAKING THIS ON THEIR OWN FROM SCRATCH. >WELL MAYBE ACTUALLY 15 PEOPLE ON EARTH 130 KB JPG >NO YOU CAN'T MEET THEM NOR KNOW THEIR NAMES >"TSMC" FACTORY LOCATED IN "TAIWAN" MAKES 98% OF ALL CHIPS IN THE WORLD, FROM CARS, AIRPLANES OR FRIDGES >NO YOU CAN'T GO TO TAKE A LOOK IN THE FACTORY BECAUSE..YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY >TAIWAN DOES EXIST, JUST LOOK AT GOOGLE STREET VIEW OKAY totally not aliens btw
>YES HUMANS ARE COMPLETELY CAPABLE OF MAKING THIS ON THEIR OWN FROM SCRATCH. >WELL MAYBE ACTUALLY 15 PEOPLE ON EARTH 130 KB JPG >NO YOU CAN'T MEET THEM NOR KNOW THEIR NAMES >"TSMC" FACTORY LOCATED IN "TAIWAN" MAKES 98% OF ALL CHIPS IN THE WORLD, FROM CARS, AIRPLANES OR FRIDGES >NO YOU CAN'T GO TO TAKE A LOOK IN THE FACTORY BECAUSE..YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY >TAIWAN DOES EXIST, JUST LOOK AT GOOGLE STREET VIEW OKAY totally not aliens btw

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Looking for Chips at the local Burger place | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/19/18(Mon)12:21:55 No.4398047: ITT: Post your arch-nemesis and why lays I'll start. >Be me >In college 560 KB JPG >Work at burger place on campus (will be left unnamed for privacy) >Not fancy, but not fast food either >Theres this one tard that walks in pretty much every f------ day without his parents >hes like 10 or something >We'll call him Big Tard (he was, to put it lightly, very chubby) >Smells like he hasn't showered in his lifetime >No idea how he even gets here >Every time he comes, he asks for "poato chip" >We don't have potato chips >Whenever I tell him, he gets visibly upset and stands there a while, then f---- off >Tell my manager >She says not to worry about it, leave the guy alone, hes probably just a kid with a mental disability Fast forward to a week or so after I tell my manager >Big Tard comes in with a bright idea >Asks for "potato chip" as usual >I tell him the same thing, trying my best to stay calm >He shouts at the top of his lungs "WHERE IS MY POTATO CHIP" >hes never shouted like this before >tell him to calm down, i dont have any, tell him that theres a convenience store like 2 blocks away >"MOMMY SAID I CAN HAVE POTATO CHIP" >Throws an absolute f------ tantrum >People sitting down look at me like I've done something horrible >He eventually gets tired and leaves after like 10 minutes of tantruming >One customer goes up to me >"You can't treat that kid like that" >Explain >He asks for my manager >Manager gets p----- (she's kinda uptight) >She gives me an official warning >p----- the next day >Big Tard comes in >ohno.png >He does the same f------ thing as the previous day >Manager sees >She gets p----- AGAIN >noneofthisismyfault.jpg >She f------ WRITES ME UP >That night, I begin to plan revenge on my bitch of a boss, but mostly on Big Tard >Want to get them both in one blow >idea.mp4 >Run to store >Buy bag of potato chips The next day >Thursday >l have closing duty on Thursdays (will be important later) >big Tard walks in >Demands potato chip >Tell him that I can order some for him to be shipped in, but l'll need his mommy's phone number >He doesn't even f------ question it >An hour later, he shows up with a sticky note with a phone number on it >Note absolutely reeks, don't want to touch it, but the revenge will be worth it >Tell him to come tomorrow at 8 AM sharp (when the store opens) >Say that there will be potato chips right behind the counter no matter what >He's a little annoyed about waiting, but he f---- off for the day A few hours later >Everyone else leaves >Before closing >Tape potato chips under countertop The next day >Call in sick to work >Manager always is the one who covers the counter when I'm gone >Grab phone >Ask friend to drive me to restaurant >He agrees >Tell him to park across the street and stay for a while >He's a bit confused, but he listens >Big Tard waiting outside before store opens, desperate to get in >Pull out phone, open camera >Zoom in on Big Tard (brand new phone, so I can zoom in pretty far with decent video quality) >Start recording > Store opens >Manager hasn't noticed potato chips taped to counter >Big Tard walks in >Demands "potato chip" >Manager says the usual >He tells her about the order I supposedly placed >She has no clue >He gets f------ p----- >She says she has no clue what hes talking about >He climbs over the f------ counter >She tries to stop him >He f------ PUNCHES HER with all of his tard strength >He sees the chips I planted and immediately rips them out from the tape >Screams louder than ever before right into manager's ear "LIAR! LIARI STEALING MY POTATO CHIPI" >She tries to restrain him >He kicks her shin and steps on her foot >Runs out the door >I have it all on video >Send to his mom The next day >Manager p----- at me but worth it >Big Tard walks in with mom >She apologizes for everything he's done >Big Tard never shows up again >Victory >>43981146 # >>43981764 # >>43982074 #
: Anonymous 03/19/18(Mon)12:21:55 No.4398047: ITT: Post your arch-nemesis and why lays I'll start. >Be me >In college 560 KB JPG >Work at burger place on campus (will be left unnamed for privacy) >Not fancy, but not fast food either >Theres this one tard that walks in pretty much every f------ day without his parents >hes like 10 or something >We'll call him Big Tard (he was, to put it lightly, very chubby) >Smells like he hasn't showered in his lifetime >No idea how he even gets here >Every time he comes, he asks for "poato chip" >We don't have potato chips >Whenever I tell him, he gets visibly upset and stands there a while, then f---- off >Tell my manager >She says not to worry about it, leave the guy alone, hes probably just a kid with a mental disability Fast forward to a week or so after I tell my manager >Big Tard comes in with a bright idea >Asks for "potato chip" as usual >I tell him the same thing, trying my best to stay calm >He shouts at the top of his lungs "WHERE IS MY POTATO CHIP" >hes never shouted like this before >tell him to calm down, i dont have any, tell him that theres a convenience store like 2 blocks away >"MOMMY SAID I CAN HAVE POTATO CHIP" >Throws an absolute f------ tantrum >People sitting down look at me like I've done something horrible >He eventually gets tired and leaves after like 10 minutes of tantruming >One customer goes up to me >"You can't treat that kid like that" >Explain >He asks for my manager >Manager gets p----- (she's kinda uptight) >She gives me an official warning >p----- the next day >Big Tard comes in >ohno.png >He does the same f------ thing as the previous day >Manager sees >She gets p----- AGAIN >noneofthisismyfault.jpg >She f------ WRITES ME UP >That night, I begin to plan revenge on my bitch of a boss, but mostly on Big Tard >Want to get them both in one blow >idea.mp4 >Run to store >Buy bag of potato chips The next day >Thursday >l have closing duty on Thursdays (will be important later) >big Tard walks in >Demands potato chip >Tell him that I can order some for him to be shipped in, but l'll need his mommy's phone number >He doesn't even f------ question it >An hour later, he shows up with a sticky note with a phone number on it >Note absolutely reeks, don't want to touch it, but the revenge will be worth it >Tell him to come tomorrow at 8 AM sharp (when the store opens) >Say that there will be potato chips right behind the counter no matter what >He's a little annoyed about waiting, but he f---- off for the day A few hours later >Everyone else leaves >Before closing >Tape potato chips under countertop The next day >Call in sick to work >Manager always is the one who covers the counter when I'm gone >Grab phone >Ask friend to drive me to restaurant >He agrees >Tell him to park across the street and stay for a while >He's a bit confused, but he listens >Big Tard waiting outside before store opens, desperate to get in >Pull out phone, open camera >Zoom in on Big Tard (brand new phone, so I can zoom in pretty far with decent video quality) >Start recording > Store opens >Manager hasn't noticed potato chips taped to counter >Big Tard walks in >Demands "potato chip" >Manager says the usual >He tells her about the order I supposedly placed >She has no clue >He gets f------ p----- >She says she has no clue what hes talking about >He climbs over the f------ counter >She tries to stop him >He f------ PUNCHES HER with all of his tard strength >He sees the chips I planted and immediately rips them out from the tape >Screams louder than ever before right into manager's ear "LIAR! LIARI STEALING MY POTATO CHIPI" >She tries to restrain him >He kicks her shin and steps on her foot >Runs out the door >I have it all on video >Send to his mom The next day >Manager p----- at me but worth it >Big Tard walks in with mom >She apologizes for everything he's done >Big Tard never shows up again >Victory >>43981146 # >>43981764 # >>43982074 #

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Anon is Mischievous | /r/Greentext

nymous 01/03/11(Mon)03:18 No.82949026 1294042721340.jpg-(29 KB, 303x293, 129369200 >go to friends house >he has a humidifier >pour two liter of rootbeer into it >leave
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Anon puts his faith in Allah | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/18/22(Fri)17:42:08 No.67483873 >mom slowly dying of stage 4 cancer >5 stages of denial >randomly remember my crippling hijab p--- addiction i used to have years ago >eventually start doing muslim prayers and recite quran verses some p--- redditor recommended >3 months later >mom is cancer free(not remission, its actually gone and very unlikely to come back) Im unironically converting to Islam next week. They are also right about 570 KB PNG Igbt and women : Anonymous 02/18/22(Fri)17:43:35 No.67483904 >>67483873 (OP) # Clearly your interpretation of Islam is more accurate than what Muslims present though, it's not just praying to Allah but also fapping to hijab p---.
: Anonymous 02/18/22(Fri)17:42:08 No.67483873 >mom slowly dying of stage 4 cancer >5 stages of denial >randomly remember my crippling hijab p--- addiction i used to have years ago >eventually start doing muslim prayers and recite quran verses some p--- redditor recommended >3 months later >mom is cancer free(not remission, its actually gone and very unlikely to come back) Im unironically converting to Islam next week. They are also right about 570 KB PNG Igbt and women : Anonymous 02/18/22(Fri)17:43:35 No.67483904 >>67483873 (OP) # Clearly your interpretation of Islam is more accurate than what Muslims present though, it's not just praying to Allah but also fapping to hijab p---.

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Anon let's the retard take his thunder | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)20:16:45 No.872970136 >be me, from Russia but live in Germany >2nd grade, around 2005 >get homework to research if we can find other kinds of units for length that is not common in Germany >get home, google >one website tells me some people use "foot" 177 KB JPG >f------ foot >think this is a scam and they just want to prank people >f--- it and just go play video games or something >back at school >teacher asks if someone wants to present their foundings >some kid legit says foot and gets praised >realize there are legit retards who use foot as a measurement >mfw When did you fınd out that americans are retarded? 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)20:54:13 No.872971162 put me in the screenshot
: Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)20:16:45 No.872970136 >be me, from Russia but live in Germany >2nd grade, around 2005 >get homework to research if we can find other kinds of units for length that is not common in Germany >get home, google >one website tells me some people use "foot" 177 KB JPG >f------ foot >think this is a scam and they just want to prank people >f--- it and just go play video games or something >back at school >teacher asks if someone wants to present their foundings >some kid legit says foot and gets praised >realize there are legit retards who use foot as a measurement >mfw When did you fınd out that americans are retarded? 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)20:54:13 No.872971162 put me in the screenshot

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Anon is haunted | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/19/22(Wed)22:57:19 No.870984116 IMG 20220119_225458.jpg 354 KB JPG >beat millions of other sperms in the race to the egg >their ghosts torment you as you live the life they should've had Was it worth it anon?
: Anonymous 01/19/22(Wed)22:57:19 No.870984116 IMG 20220119_225458.jpg 354 KB JPG >beat millions of other sperms in the race to the egg >their ghosts torment you as you live the life they should've had Was it worth it anon?

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Anon gets called a misogynist by w*men | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/05/22(Sat)10:47:56 No.872089971 >gf gets frequent UTIS >gf gets prescribed a heavy UTI antibiotic to take prophylactically >antibiotic makes her feel nauseous and gives her headaches and she has to take it after everytime we have sex >antibiotic also may cause issues 9 KB JPG when pregnant/breastfeeding and can cause kidney damage with long term use >ask her to go talk to her gynecologist during her next appointment >gynecologist pretty much shrugs and says its the only real option >concerned what long-term use of antibiotic will do to her so decided to ask a girl forum if they have similar experiences or advice. >get called a misogynist, and a p------------ for thinking I know better when I'm a man and don't know what it's like and I should shut up because I'm a typical a------ man who thinks he knows better than my gf or her doctor >just care about my girlfriend and wanted some other anecdotal stories >ask again the next day but leave out the part I'm a guy asking for my girlfriend >get actual real advice and similar stories but yes...please tell me more of how men are more toxic than women.
: Anonymous 02/05/22(Sat)10:47:56 No.872089971 >gf gets frequent UTIS >gf gets prescribed a heavy UTI antibiotic to take prophylactically >antibiotic makes her feel nauseous and gives her headaches and she has to take it after everytime we have sex >antibiotic also may cause issues 9 KB JPG when pregnant/breastfeeding and can cause kidney damage with long term use >ask her to go talk to her gynecologist during her next appointment >gynecologist pretty much shrugs and says its the only real option >concerned what long-term use of antibiotic will do to her so decided to ask a girl forum if they have similar experiences or advice. >get called a misogynist, and a p------------ for thinking I know better when I'm a man and don't know what it's like and I should shut up because I'm a typical a------ man who thinks he knows better than my gf or her doctor >just care about my girlfriend and wanted some other anecdotal stories >ask again the next day but leave out the part I'm a guy asking for my girlfriend >get actual real advice and similar stories but yes...please tell me more of how men are more toxic than women.

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