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Anon plays fortnite | /r/Greentext

>be me >download fortnite >kill like 15 twelve year olds easily >they barely even fight back >play fortnite
>be me >download fortnite >kill like 15 twelve year olds easily >they barely even fight back >play fortnite

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will anon regret this ? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)13:14:54 No.67490764 >be me >early thirties >still living with parents and earning $44k/yr >deciding to do away with dating and friendships and spend nearly all my free time aimlessly driving at That Feet 389 KB JPG night - the one thing I truly enjoy in life >just me, my little stick shift Hyundai and my job to earn the gas money I need Will I regret this robots?
: Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)13:14:54 No.67490764 >be me >early thirties >still living with parents and earning $44k/yr >deciding to do away with dating and friendships and spend nearly all my free time aimlessly driving at That Feet 389 KB JPG night - the one thing I truly enjoy in life >just me, my little stick shift Hyundai and my job to earn the gas money I need Will I regret this robots?

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No rest stop | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 10/14/20(Wed)11:37:57 No.140706471 File: 1533297505203.jpg (45 KB, 793x786) >>140708252 >>140709041 >>140710163 >>140705670 (OP) # >Sitting down in an empty public toilet cubicle taking a s--- >Some guy takes the stall next to me >Feel awkward, so I try to break the ice and ask him if he likes movies >He doesn't respond >Start getting nervous, repeat my question but this time louder >He says "not really" >Ask him if he's heard of Drive >He says "No" >Feel kinda mad and hit the wall of the stall that he's on in a fit of rage >Instantly regret it >Say "Sorry" >He doesn't respond >Feel really bad >Hold some money under the stall as a peace offering >He doesn't take it >Tell him to take it >He says no >Feel really freaked out so I wipe, get up and leave >Wait outside the door of the toilet to apologise >See him come out >Say "I just want to apologise" >He says "F--- off"
O Anonymous 10/14/20(Wed)11:37:57 No.140706471 File: 1533297505203.jpg (45 KB, 793x786) >>140708252 >>140709041 >>140710163 >>140705670 (OP) # >Sitting down in an empty public toilet cubicle taking a s--- >Some guy takes the stall next to me >Feel awkward, so I try to break the ice and ask him if he likes movies >He doesn't respond >Start getting nervous, repeat my question but this time louder >He says "not really" >Ask him if he's heard of Drive >He says "No" >Feel kinda mad and hit the wall of the stall that he's on in a fit of rage >Instantly regret it >Say "Sorry" >He doesn't respond >Feel really bad >Hold some money under the stall as a peace offering >He doesn't take it >Tell him to take it >He says no >Feel really freaked out so I wipe, get up and leave >Wait outside the door of the toilet to apologise >See him come out >Say "I just want to apologise" >He says "F--- off"

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anon gets topped regularly | /r/Greentext

Anonymous She knows 12/03/21(Fri)22:30:24 No.23437507 images (1).jpg 7 KB JPG >come out as bi to mom >she is surprised but supportive >asks a lot of questions >asks if I'm a top or a bottom >I don't answer for a sec and nervously say that it's private >She knows that I'm a bottom :|
Anonymous She knows 12/03/21(Fri)22:30:24 No.23437507 images (1).jpg 7 KB JPG >come out as bi to mom >she is surprised but supportive >asks a lot of questions >asks if I'm a top or a bottom >I don't answer for a sec and nervously say that it's private >She knows that I'm a bottom :|

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Trudeau.. why cant you be chill. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: wqJROfmq)[1 02/14/22(Mon)15:47:57 No.361187398 >>361186466 (OP) # [] talk to the protesters [] lift the mandates [x] civil war for no f------ reason >>361188048 # >>361189328 #
: Anonymous (ID: wqJROfmq)[1 02/14/22(Mon)15:47:57 No.361187398 >>361186466 (OP) # [] talk to the protesters [] lift the mandates [x] civil war for no f------ reason >>361188048 # >>361189328 #

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Anon destroys mass shooters | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)10:50:46 No.872967647 mass shooters >cringe >will be forgotten quickly (excluding Dylan and Eric) >ridiculed by everyone serial killers >based >will be remembered 102 KB JPG >cool nicknames >tons of truecrime fangirls
: Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)10:50:46 No.872967647 mass shooters >cringe >will be forgotten quickly (excluding Dylan and Eric) >ridiculed by everyone serial killers >based >will be remembered 102 KB JPG >cool nicknames >tons of truecrime fangirls

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STOP ASKING QUESTIONS OK? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/17/22(Thu)02:03:46 No.674621 >THERE IS NO TINY GOBLIN INSIDE THE TV DRAWING AND HOLDING UP PICTURES THIRTY TIMES A SECOND >FILMS WORK BECAUSE OF UHHHH ELECTRONS AND STUFF >WHY??? JUST STOP ASKING QUESTIONS OK? 60 KB JPG
Anonymous 02/17/22(Thu)02:03:46 No.674621 >THERE IS NO TINY GOBLIN INSIDE THE TV DRAWING AND HOLDING UP PICTURES THIRTY TIMES A SECOND >FILMS WORK BECAUSE OF UHHHH ELECTRONS AND STUFF >WHY??? JUST STOP ASKING QUESTIONS OK? 60 KB JPG

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Anon wants to watch the Olympics | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)19:16:24 No.872967490 think my gf just left me >be me >love hockey >live with gf >gfs sister has a baby >gf and her sister agree on a visit at their place to check the f------ baby 227 KB PNG >she doesnt say me anything just today when we wake up "oh we dont need to cook we are going to sisters place for lunch" >tell her there is no way cause my team is playing at the olympics for the medals and I wont miss that >you will watch it on your mobile >tell her there is no way I am going to watch it on my mobile >she starts to argue that I am retarded that a f------ game is more important to me than my future nephew, and what will she say to her sister why am I not there >we start to argue pretty heavily >she grabs her clothes coat etc., she jumps in the car and leaves Did she just leave me? She is not answering my calls. 6 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)19:16:24 No.872967490 think my gf just left me >be me >love hockey >live with gf >gfs sister has a baby >gf and her sister agree on a visit at their place to check the f------ baby 227 KB PNG >she doesnt say me anything just today when we wake up "oh we dont need to cook we are going to sisters place for lunch" >tell her there is no way cause my team is playing at the olympics for the medals and I wont miss that >you will watch it on your mobile >tell her there is no way I am going to watch it on my mobile >she starts to argue that I am retarded that a f------ game is more important to me than my future nephew, and what will she say to her sister why am I not there >we start to argue pretty heavily >she grabs her clothes coat etc., she jumps in the car and leaves Did she just leave me? She is not answering my calls. 6 Replies View Thread

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Anon meets a non-believer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/18/22(Fri)23:06:32 No.872955697 >be me >German woman gets hired at my workplace >really cool, funny, hardworking >eventually invites me and my team to her house for dinner 79 KB PNG >I arrive before everyone else >she pours me a drink, invites me to sit down while she goes in the backyard to water the plants >l browse my phone for a few minutes, then get up and start looking at books on a nearby bookshelf >notice one, "Hitler's War" by David Irving >name seems familiar >look it up on my phone >famous Holocaust denier >end up getting f----- up on rye and ask her husband why he has that book >he laughs, pats me on the shoulder, "I think you know, buddy" 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 02/18/22(Fri)23:29:44 No.872956801 How was the Nazi gangbang?
: Anonymous 02/18/22(Fri)23:06:32 No.872955697 >be me >German woman gets hired at my workplace >really cool, funny, hardworking >eventually invites me and my team to her house for dinner 79 KB PNG >I arrive before everyone else >she pours me a drink, invites me to sit down while she goes in the backyard to water the plants >l browse my phone for a few minutes, then get up and start looking at books on a nearby bookshelf >notice one, "Hitler's War" by David Irving >name seems familiar >look it up on my phone >famous Holocaust denier >end up getting f----- up on rye and ask her husband why he has that book >he laughs, pats me on the shoulder, "I think you know, buddy" 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 02/18/22(Fri)23:29:44 No.872956801 How was the Nazi gangbang?

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Anon Buys Cookies | /r/Greentext

>be me >just got back from work >hear knock at door >see tard girl from peephole >open door >she's with a bunch of other tards 17 KB PNG and a wrangler selling cookies to raise money for her tard school >don't want any cookies >buy them anyways because feel sorry for her >as I shut the door I just realize that's probably why they had the little tard girl sell the cookies >tfw got outsmarted by a gaggle of tards
>be me >just got back from work >hear knock at door >see tard girl from peephole >open door >she's with a bunch of other tards 17 KB PNG and a wrangler selling cookies to raise money for her tard school >don't want any cookies >buy them anyways because feel sorry for her >as I shut the door I just realize that's probably why they had the little tard girl sell the cookies >tfw got outsmarted by a gaggle of tards

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Anon is real and gay | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/18/22(Fri)21:01:49 No.872950077 >be me >homosexual >recently got into men who look like women >i am retarded >i see a women irl and i think to myself "oh look a boy with a penis" 8 KB PNG >brain.exe >walk up to woman, ask if she has penis >gets f------ punched i deserved it tbh
Anonymous 02/18/22(Fri)21:01:49 No.872950077 >be me >homosexual >recently got into men who look like women >i am retarded >i see a women irl and i think to myself "oh look a boy with a penis" 8 KB PNG >brain.exe >walk up to woman, ask if she has penis >gets f------ punched i deserved it tbh

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Pröööh :DDD | /r/Greentext

Emma Kennedy @Emmakennedy You know what? Everyone on 4chan and 8chan should be on a terror list. Every single incel. I couldn't give a single s--- about their "freedom of speech" spurdmoth.jpg 145 KB JPG >PRÖÖÖÖHH :DDD >Oh fug :DD here comes the cabeman hunders :DDDD
Emma Kennedy @Emmakennedy You know what? Everyone on 4chan and 8chan should be on a terror list. Every single incel. I couldn't give a single s--- about their "freedom of speech" spurdmoth.jpg 145 KB JPG >PRÖÖÖÖHH :DDD >Oh fug :DD here comes the cabeman hunders :DDDD

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Anon is a alpha | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/30/18(Thu)22:09:03 No.778606612 let me tell yall a story when i punched a girl WHOMST'D'VE >be me THOTTIN??? >be like 12 at the time >muslim >be minding my business in the cafeteria 38 KB JPG >some guy threw ham and its getting passed down >the girl next to me, knowing that im muslim, still throws the pork at me >f------ punch that thot in front of everyone thot exterminated
: Anonymous 08/30/18(Thu)22:09:03 No.778606612 let me tell yall a story when i punched a girl WHOMST'D'VE >be me THOTTIN??? >be like 12 at the time >muslim >be minding my business in the cafeteria 38 KB JPG >some guy threw ham and its getting passed down >the girl next to me, knowing that im muslim, still throws the pork at me >f------ punch that thot in front of everyone thot exterminated

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Anon exposes his fetishes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous It's over 02/18/22(Fri)23:24:29 No.67482736 >doing a psychoanalysis assignment for literature class >name my file "psycho a--- sis" while writing it for laughs >forgot to change the name before I uploaded it %23 25 KB JPG
: Anonymous It's over 02/18/22(Fri)23:24:29 No.67482736 >doing a psychoanalysis assignment for literature class >name my file "psycho a--- sis" while writing it for laughs >forgot to change the name before I uploaded it %23 25 KB JPG

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Anon motivates his peers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/20(Mon)05:21:17 No.54008561 reach for the top >never talk to anyone at the gym >today, doing my cardio routine >fatty on the treadmill next to mine >he's huffing and puffing from walking fast, but he's actually doing something >give him a fistbump 931 KB GIF >later in the locker room >he enters the shower as I get out of the sauna, meaning he did a 1h+ workout >mutter "good job" at him >he smiles and says thanks Remember to motivate the fatties putting in actual work at your gym.
: Anonymous 01/13/20(Mon)05:21:17 No.54008561 reach for the top >never talk to anyone at the gym >today, doing my cardio routine >fatty on the treadmill next to mine >he's huffing and puffing from walking fast, but he's actually doing something >give him a fistbump 931 KB GIF >later in the locker room >he enters the shower as I get out of the sauna, meaning he did a 1h+ workout >mutter "good job" at him >he smiles and says thanks Remember to motivate the fatties putting in actual work at your gym.

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Anon faces eviction | /r/Greentext


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Anon sister is psychopaths | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/30/18(Fri)21:02:29 No.49591017 >played Red Dead Redemption with autistic 8yo step-sister >all she did was walk around skinning animals and giggling >mfw she killed a prostitute and asked me why she couldn't skin 1.48 MB GIF her >>49591073 #
: Anonymous 11/30/18(Fri)21:02:29 No.49591017 >played Red Dead Redemption with autistic 8yo step-sister >all she did was walk around skinning animals and giggling >mfw she killed a prostitute and asked me why she couldn't skin 1.48 MB GIF her >>49591073 #

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Anon saves a life | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 49013359 2 hr. ago •. Gave up comfy semi-neet life for p----. >Start Uni >Have a 1bd apartment, tv, pc, and all my favorite vidya > All payed for by student loans( The Devil's neet bucks) >Live this comfy life for 3 years straight >One day while walking home see a skelly kitty. >Take her back to my place and feed her. >Plan on taking her to the shelter >Never got around to it >One day kitty stops eating or drinking or playing. >This happened for three days straight and on the third day I panicked and wen to the urgent care vet. >Vet says something is stuck in her tummy >She asks if they can proceed with surgery. >Do what you gotta do n---- >Operation is successful, f--- yes. >Vet hands me the bill. 13.6 kB JPG >THREE THOUSAND F------ DOLLARS >Tell them I cant pay for this s--- >She says "Hey you can do a payment plan. But if you miss one payment for more than two months, a collection agency will be up on your ass. >Agree. sign some papers and start looking for a job >Takes a f------ month to finally get one interview as cashier at a BP station. >Trump'seconomy.pdf >My life now consists of going to school, then work, then studying, then playing with the little one. >Every night, her tiny 3 month body sleeps on my belly. I think its worth it bros.
Anonymous 49013359 2 hr. ago •. Gave up comfy semi-neet life for p----. >Start Uni >Have a 1bd apartment, tv, pc, and all my favorite vidya > All payed for by student loans( The Devil's neet bucks) >Live this comfy life for 3 years straight >One day while walking home see a skelly kitty. >Take her back to my place and feed her. >Plan on taking her to the shelter >Never got around to it >One day kitty stops eating or drinking or playing. >This happened for three days straight and on the third day I panicked and wen to the urgent care vet. >Vet says something is stuck in her tummy >She asks if they can proceed with surgery. >Do what you gotta do n---- >Operation is successful, f--- yes. >Vet hands me the bill. 13.6 kB JPG >THREE THOUSAND F------ DOLLARS >Tell them I cant pay for this s--- >She says "Hey you can do a payment plan. But if you miss one payment for more than two months, a collection agency will be up on your ass. >Agree. sign some papers and start looking for a job >Takes a f------ month to finally get one interview as cashier at a BP station. >Trump'seconomy.pdf >My life now consists of going to school, then work, then studying, then playing with the little one. >Every night, her tiny 3 month body sleeps on my belly. I think its worth it bros.

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Women have it tough but | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/02/11(Wed)06:36:16 No.306527574 Women have the most difficult lives; we have to: Shave our underarms. Shave our legs. Wax our privates. Worry about facial hair. Shape our eyebrows. Stress over our hair length. Spend hours straightening or curling our hair. Have to take time to put on make-up. Constantly worry about our figure. Suffer the first time we make love. Bleed once a month for a week. Give our all to prove we're just as capable as men. Carry a baby in us for 9 months. Give birth. Spend outrageous amounts of money on 'fashionable' clothes. Freak out over how attractive we are. Deal with sexist comments. Sorry guys, but don't say S--- about how being male is so hard, you don't have to deal with any of those things. Anonymous 02/02/11(Wed)06:37:10 No.306527647 Men have to listen to your s---.
Anonymous 02/02/11(Wed)06:36:16 No.306527574 Women have the most difficult lives; we have to: Shave our underarms. Shave our legs. Wax our privates. Worry about facial hair. Shape our eyebrows. Stress over our hair length. Spend hours straightening or curling our hair. Have to take time to put on make-up. Constantly worry about our figure. Suffer the first time we make love. Bleed once a month for a week. Give our all to prove we're just as capable as men. Carry a baby in us for 9 months. Give birth. Spend outrageous amounts of money on 'fashionable' clothes. Freak out over how attractive we are. Deal with sexist comments. Sorry guys, but don't say S--- about how being male is so hard, you don't have to deal with any of those things. Anonymous 02/02/11(Wed)06:37:10 No.306527647 Men have to listen to your s---.

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