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Anonymous 05/01/23(Mon)19:00:30 No.898528060 [Reply] ► >>898528367 >>898528900 >be me, 23, a depressed p------------ >don't have the energy to do anything anymore, not just bored of games and browsing memes on the computer, but can't bother to even sit up anymore >rot in bed most of the time, browsing s--- on my phone, only get up to piss and sometimes get something to eat or drink >charge my phone when I sleep, literally almost never get up from bed >my family barely ever looks into my room, can't stand seeing them >I'm a financial burden on the family >hear knocking on my door, something that never happens "Anon? Anon, are you awake?" >it's my uncle, last person I would have thought >haven't seen him for like three or four years >answer something, and he steps in >he looks older, and serious "Anon. Get up. You're going to take a shower." "I don't want to." "Doesn't matter. Get up." >he makes me get up, herds me to the shower >there's a plastic lawn chair in the shower, never seen it before >I was in my underwear anyway but he tells me to strip and sit down >tossing my underwear to the trash once they're off >he hoses me down like he washes dogs and farm animals, serious and not talking >hear the sounds of people talking from down the hall, my mom and my sister "Are they in my room? What are they doing?" "Doesn't matter. Turn yourself to the left so I can get your back." >sufficiently scrubbed clean, I'm handed clothes >brand new underwear and pyjamas that I've never seen before >I want to say they look too small but realize they fit once I put them on >when had I lost this much weight? >get herded back into my room, see my mom and sister leaving it >my uncle stops at the door "You can go back now." >my whole bed is changed >not just new clean sheets but a whole different pillow and blankets, nothing's broken, stained or waxy anymore >a whole clean bed that looks completely out of place in my filthy rotting rat nest den >I can smell the clean cotton, it even smells out of place >crawl into my new clean bed, in my clean new jammies >mfw
Anonymous 05/01/23(Mon)19:00:30 No.898528060 [Reply] ► >>898528367 >>898528900 >be me, 23, a depressed p------------ >don't have the energy to do anything anymore, not just bored of games and browsing memes on the computer, but can't bother to even sit up anymore >rot in bed most of the time, browsing s--- on my phone, only get up to piss and sometimes get something to eat or drink >charge my phone when I sleep, literally almost never get up from bed >my family barely ever looks into my room, can't stand seeing them >I'm a financial burden on the family >hear knocking on my door, something that never happens "Anon? Anon, are you awake?" >it's my uncle, last person I would have thought >haven't seen him for like three or four years >answer something, and he steps in >he looks older, and serious "Anon. Get up. You're going to take a shower." "I don't want to." "Doesn't matter. Get up." >he makes me get up, herds me to the shower >there's a plastic lawn chair in the shower, never seen it before >I was in my underwear anyway but he tells me to strip and sit down >tossing my underwear to the trash once they're off >he hoses me down like he washes dogs and farm animals, serious and not talking >hear the sounds of people talking from down the hall, my mom and my sister "Are they in my room? What are they doing?" "Doesn't matter. Turn yourself to the left so I can get your back." >sufficiently scrubbed clean, I'm handed clothes >brand new underwear and pyjamas that I've never seen before >I want to say they look too small but realize they fit once I put them on >when had I lost this much weight? >get herded back into my room, see my mom and sister leaving it >my uncle stops at the door "You can go back now." >my whole bed is changed >not just new clean sheets but a whole different pillow and blankets, nothing's broken, stained or waxy anymore >a whole clean bed that looks completely out of place in my filthy rotting rat nest den >I can smell the clean cotton, it even smells out of place >crawl into my new clean bed, in my clean new jammies >mfw

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: Anonymous Limit to Wealth/Power 61 KB JPG 04/16/23(Sun)15:03:51 No.72972559 From my thirteen years of experience in conspiracy theory and fact there was something that always interested me the most. When a man or woman reaches the peak of wealth and or power they are free to do whatever they wish and break all laws. This leads them to engage in p---------, cannibalism, vampirism, b----------, murder, r--- and much more. After they indulge in all their lusts and curiosities, a good portion of them become stagnant and get bored. They already believe they "are like gods" but they know they are truly mortal and wish to extend their life. That's for those that get bored of hedonism and sadism. The rest of them become addicted to their vices. Having a hole in their chest that can only be filled with continually engaging in their depraved and unhealthy practices and fetishes. In both cases the extremely rich and powerful is reminded that they are still human beings and that their hole can't be filled with money or hedonism. Because once you are at the level of a "God" life seems boring, repetitive and predictable. You've "done it all" and you will always try to look for new things to do because you've done more than 99% of human beings who have ever lived. Such people are probably a different species at that point.
: Anonymous Limit to Wealth/Power 61 KB JPG 04/16/23(Sun)15:03:51 No.72972559 From my thirteen years of experience in conspiracy theory and fact there was something that always interested me the most. When a man or woman reaches the peak of wealth and or power they are free to do whatever they wish and break all laws. This leads them to engage in p---------, cannibalism, vampirism, b----------, murder, r--- and much more. After they indulge in all their lusts and curiosities, a good portion of them become stagnant and get bored. They already believe they "are like gods" but they know they are truly mortal and wish to extend their life. That's for those that get bored of hedonism and sadism. The rest of them become addicted to their vices. Having a hole in their chest that can only be filled with continually engaging in their depraved and unhealthy practices and fetishes. In both cases the extremely rich and powerful is reminded that they are still human beings and that their hole can't be filled with money or hedonism. Because once you are at the level of a "God" life seems boring, repetitive and predictable. You've "done it all" and you will always try to look for new things to do because you've done more than 99% of human beings who have ever lived. Such people are probably a different species at that point.

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Anonymous 05/01/23(Mon)19:35:53 No.898529367 >>898529495 Borderline lesbian girls are kinda fun, in that they actually think a lot like men. >be me >college >dating 9/10 suzy-girl-next-door blonde with blue eyes >part jewish girl 7/10 but with great t--- starts paying attention to me in classes >one thing leads to another and I find a way to meet part jewish girl on the side >part jewish girl sucks c--- like a hoover vacuum, and wants it in all holes all the time 11/10 sex >suzy-next-door wants missionary and will only suck c--- a little bit, but don't-you-dare-c-- >eventually, I'm addicted to part jewish girls mouth and superior sucking skills >byesuzy.org >part jewish girl one night introduces me to her roomie, also a 7/10, but blonde with a short haircut that looks kinda l---- >we go into part jewish girls room and begin to make out and she starts sucking me off >in walks l---- haircut girl >can she join us, anon? >ngl, i'm weirded out a little bit, but what the heck, I got a boner so that settles the argument >l---- haircut girl starts working on part jewish girl >i get bold once her clothes are off and start touching t----, she looks at me but doesn't stop me >get even bolder then, and redirect her head to my c--- >"I've never done this before" l---- haircut girl sez >boner powerup +40 >part jewish girl begins to give her lessons >eventually they're eating each other out while I'm taking turns f------ them >line them both up side-by-side asses aligned like I saw in a p---- once and pump and dump into both of them doggy >this relationship lasted for about a semester before Summer vacation >even got l---- girl to let me bang her alone once, but she had very low enthusiasm, though she did become a 8/10 cocksucker herself Toward the end of Summer, part jewish girl tells me over text that she is now full l---- and we won't have any repeats in the coming year. She transferred to a new school UCSF, naturally, and that was the end of that. My one fling with greatness, which hasn't been repeated since.
Anonymous 05/01/23(Mon)19:35:53 No.898529367 >>898529495 Borderline lesbian girls are kinda fun, in that they actually think a lot like men. >be me >college >dating 9/10 suzy-girl-next-door blonde with blue eyes >part jewish girl 7/10 but with great t--- starts paying attention to me in classes >one thing leads to another and I find a way to meet part jewish girl on the side >part jewish girl sucks c--- like a hoover vacuum, and wants it in all holes all the time 11/10 sex >suzy-next-door wants missionary and will only suck c--- a little bit, but don't-you-dare-c-- >eventually, I'm addicted to part jewish girls mouth and superior sucking skills >byesuzy.org >part jewish girl one night introduces me to her roomie, also a 7/10, but blonde with a short haircut that looks kinda l---- >we go into part jewish girls room and begin to make out and she starts sucking me off >in walks l---- haircut girl >can she join us, anon? >ngl, i'm weirded out a little bit, but what the heck, I got a boner so that settles the argument >l---- haircut girl starts working on part jewish girl >i get bold once her clothes are off and start touching t----, she looks at me but doesn't stop me >get even bolder then, and redirect her head to my c--- >"I've never done this before" l---- haircut girl sez >boner powerup +40 >part jewish girl begins to give her lessons >eventually they're eating each other out while I'm taking turns f------ them >line them both up side-by-side asses aligned like I saw in a p---- once and pump and dump into both of them doggy >this relationship lasted for about a semester before Summer vacation >even got l---- girl to let me bang her alone once, but she had very low enthusiasm, though she did become a 8/10 cocksucker herself Toward the end of Summer, part jewish girl tells me over text that she is now full l---- and we won't have any repeats in the coming year. She transferred to a new school UCSF, naturally, and that was the end of that. My one fling with greatness, which hasn't been repeated since.

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Anonymous 05/01/23(Mon)19:25:29 No.898528969 File: E-J-Brandy-VS-175-l 1.png (129 KB, 1000x1000) 1 E P >>898524298 (OP). She admitted she was -435 and 5'2", no regrets but I have a very different take on sex in general > be in the Marine Corps >platoons chubby chaser was talking s--- about how no one could top him >that very weekend I'm out with my boy and his girl says we all go out or they all stay in and she bringing her "cousin" >"cousin" in mexican is any other mexican essentially >THAR SHE BLOWS!!! I knew instantly she was at least 350-385 its my first time I'm this close to one as I'm a weight bigot >I just avoid gross people in general same goes for druggies or bad hygiene listen to less post Malone because of it >in the Marine Corps drinking is the game anyway and this is a great opportunity to take the platoon heavyweight belt >I was drunk 8-9 liquor drinks in the first 90 min >asses self yeah I'm drunk enough >not drunk enough the odor when she took of her pants was like a wall of BO w/ a hint of dead fish and a splash of margarita mixer >excuse myself for a glass of water and proceeded to drink half a bottle of pic related cause thats what was left >go back in first time I've ever tried thinking of someone/something I'm not doing >finish somehow after thinking of high-school crush >immediately get in shower >even have my boy to verify with platoon chubby chaser > I don't regret it but I'd rather f--- a clean animal over a dirty person though I have yet to f--- an animal I do ok for myself
Anonymous 05/01/23(Mon)19:25:29 No.898528969 File: E-J-Brandy-VS-175-l 1.png (129 KB, 1000x1000) 1 E P >>898524298 (OP). She admitted she was -435 and 5'2", no regrets but I have a very different take on sex in general > be in the Marine Corps >platoons chubby chaser was talking s--- about how no one could top him >that very weekend I'm out with my boy and his girl says we all go out or they all stay in and she bringing her "cousin" >"cousin" in mexican is any other mexican essentially >THAR SHE BLOWS!!! I knew instantly she was at least 350-385 its my first time I'm this close to one as I'm a weight bigot >I just avoid gross people in general same goes for druggies or bad hygiene listen to less post Malone because of it >in the Marine Corps drinking is the game anyway and this is a great opportunity to take the platoon heavyweight belt >I was drunk 8-9 liquor drinks in the first 90 min >asses self yeah I'm drunk enough >not drunk enough the odor when she took of her pants was like a wall of BO w/ a hint of dead fish and a splash of margarita mixer >excuse myself for a glass of water and proceeded to drink half a bottle of pic related cause thats what was left >go back in first time I've ever tried thinking of someone/something I'm not doing >finish somehow after thinking of high-school crush >immediately get in shower >even have my boy to verify with platoon chubby chaser > I don't regret it but I'd rather f--- a clean animal over a dirty person though I have yet to f--- an animal I do ok for myself

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Anonymous 05/01/23 (Mon)19:00:30 No.898528060 >be me, 23, a depressed p------------ >don't have the energy to do anything anymore, not just bored of games and browsing memes on the computer, but can't bother to even sit up anymore >rot in bed most of the time, browsing s--- on my phone, only get up to piss and sometimes get something to eat or drink >charge my phone when I sleep, literally almost never get up from bed >my family barely ever looks into my room, can't stand seeing them >I'm a financial burden on the family >hear knocking on my door, something that never happens "Anon? Anon, are you awake?" >it's my uncle, last person I would have thought >haven't seen him for like three or four years >answer something, and he steps in >he looks older, and serious "Anon. Get up. You're going to take a shower." "I don't want to." "Doesn't matter. Get up." >he makes me get up, herds me to the shower >there's a plastic lawn chair in the shower, never seen it before >I was in my underwear anyway but he tells me to strip and sit down >tossing my underwear to the trash once they're off >he hoses me down like he washes dogs and farm animals, serious and not talking >hear the sounds of people talking from down the hall, my mom and my sister "Are they in my room? What are they doing?" "Doesn't matter. Turn yourself to the left so I can get your back." >sufficiently scrubbed clean, I'm handed clothes >brand new underwear and pyjamas that I've never seen before >I want to say they look too small but realize they fit once I put them on >when had I lost this much weight? >get herded back into my room, see my mom and sister leaving it >my uncle stops at the door "You can go back now." >my whole bed is changed >not just new clean sheets but a whole different pillow and blankets, nothing's broken, stained or waxy anymore >a whole clean bed that looks completely out of place in my filthy rotting rat nest den >I can smell the clean cotton, it even smells out of place >crawl into my new clean bed, in my clean new jammies >mfw
Anonymous 05/01/23 (Mon)19:00:30 No.898528060 >be me, 23, a depressed p------------ >don't have the energy to do anything anymore, not just bored of games and browsing memes on the computer, but can't bother to even sit up anymore >rot in bed most of the time, browsing s--- on my phone, only get up to piss and sometimes get something to eat or drink >charge my phone when I sleep, literally almost never get up from bed >my family barely ever looks into my room, can't stand seeing them >I'm a financial burden on the family >hear knocking on my door, something that never happens "Anon? Anon, are you awake?" >it's my uncle, last person I would have thought >haven't seen him for like three or four years >answer something, and he steps in >he looks older, and serious "Anon. Get up. You're going to take a shower." "I don't want to." "Doesn't matter. Get up." >he makes me get up, herds me to the shower >there's a plastic lawn chair in the shower, never seen it before >I was in my underwear anyway but he tells me to strip and sit down >tossing my underwear to the trash once they're off >he hoses me down like he washes dogs and farm animals, serious and not talking >hear the sounds of people talking from down the hall, my mom and my sister "Are they in my room? What are they doing?" "Doesn't matter. Turn yourself to the left so I can get your back." >sufficiently scrubbed clean, I'm handed clothes >brand new underwear and pyjamas that I've never seen before >I want to say they look too small but realize they fit once I put them on >when had I lost this much weight? >get herded back into my room, see my mom and sister leaving it >my uncle stops at the door "You can go back now." >my whole bed is changed >not just new clean sheets but a whole different pillow and blankets, nothing's broken, stained or waxy anymore >a whole clean bed that looks completely out of place in my filthy rotting rat nest den >I can smell the clean cotton, it even smells out of place >crawl into my new clean bed, in my clean new jammies >mfw

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Lol, I bet you all you fat-ass nerds have never gone to the gym. I could walk into your house, slap your ass, and sit on your couch. And what could you do about it? That's right, absolutely nothing. Anonymous C Monster Mode.jpg 34 KB JPG 02/02/15(Mon)23:53:00 No.596158789 >>596154157 (OP) # guy, you may be gym-fit, but I have the retard strength of ten men and will go full chimpanzee on your face. YOU come into MY house? Slap MY ass? SIT ON MY F------ COUCH? I will freak on you in a way that will mentally and physically scar you for life, and 10 seconds later I'll go back to f------ eating my bag of cheezies like nothing happened while you slowly die in a pool of your own excrement. 69 KB JPG
Lol, I bet you all you fat-ass nerds have never gone to the gym. I could walk into your house, slap your ass, and sit on your couch. And what could you do about it? That's right, absolutely nothing. Anonymous C Monster Mode.jpg 34 KB JPG 02/02/15(Mon)23:53:00 No.596158789 >>596154157 (OP) # guy, you may be gym-fit, but I have the retard strength of ten men and will go full chimpanzee on your face. YOU come into MY house? Slap MY ass? SIT ON MY F------ COUCH? I will freak on you in a way that will mentally and physically scar you for life, and 10 seconds later I'll go back to f------ eating my bag of cheezies like nothing happened while you slowly die in a pool of your own excrement. 69 KB JPG

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: Anonymous 1.06 MB PNG 05/01/23(Mon)15:43:06 No.93148481 >be me >windows user >playing my favorite ring O anti-cheat game >suddenly get a BSOD >look for the error code >it's way to small to read >shouldvegota60inchmonitor.wav >find a magnifying glass >it's "Error code 1508" >search for "How to fix error code 1508 on Windows" >get a lot of results >that's great, will definitely get it fixed >check first result >it's an official microsoft support post >has an answer from a microsoft engineer >he must know what he's talking about >"Open a command prompt as administrator and run sfc /scannow" >do as I'm told >return to my favorite game >30 mins later get the same error code again >sigh.mp3 >go back to my search query >the second result is from wikihow >it's clicking through 14 different menus to change a setting >have to change my system language to English to follow these steps >go through interfaces dating back to Windows Vista >finally change that setting >it's definitely fixed now >two days later get the exact same error yet again >go to basedcial media/4chan to post about how Linux is free only if your time has no value
: Anonymous 1.06 MB PNG 05/01/23(Mon)15:43:06 No.93148481 >be me >windows user >playing my favorite ring O anti-cheat game >suddenly get a BSOD >look for the error code >it's way to small to read >shouldvegota60inchmonitor.wav >find a magnifying glass >it's "Error code 1508" >search for "How to fix error code 1508 on Windows" >get a lot of results >that's great, will definitely get it fixed >check first result >it's an official microsoft support post >has an answer from a microsoft engineer >he must know what he's talking about >"Open a command prompt as administrator and run sfc /scannow" >do as I'm told >return to my favorite game >30 mins later get the same error code again >sigh.mp3 >go back to my search query >the second result is from wikihow >it's clicking through 14 different menus to change a setting >have to change my system language to English to follow these steps >go through interfaces dating back to Windows Vista >finally change that setting >it's definitely fixed now >two days later get the exact same error yet again >go to basedcial media/4chan to post about how Linux is free only if your time has no value

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Anonymous 05/01/23(Mon)06:48:34 No.898518128 >Be me >Haven't been to dentist in over 5 years >Notice a black dot on my lower left wisdom tooth >Have sharp pain in the back of my jaw when chewing >Deathly affraid of the dentist at this point but pain becomes unbearable >Tough up and finally go to dentist >Your teeth are fine anon >But what about that black dot? >That's a discolored filling you had 15 years ago you idiot >Oh >Get some xrays done to see whats up >Turns out I have ear cancer Don't be an idiot. Go to your dentist. You may have ear cancer
Anonymous 05/01/23(Mon)06:48:34 No.898518128 >Be me >Haven't been to dentist in over 5 years >Notice a black dot on my lower left wisdom tooth >Have sharp pain in the back of my jaw when chewing >Deathly affraid of the dentist at this point but pain becomes unbearable >Tough up and finally go to dentist >Your teeth are fine anon >But what about that black dot? >That's a discolored filling you had 15 years ago you idiot >Oh >Get some xrays done to see whats up >Turns out I have ear cancer Don't be an idiot. Go to your dentist. You may have ear cancer

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Anonymous 112 KB JPG 05/01/23(Mon)16:07:58 No.73162850 >be me in middle school >try to make some friends >invite a couple guys over to my place >they are kinda teasing me but I just take it as normal banter >mom comes into my room >they all go silent >mom leaves and they all look at me with grins >"ANON YOUR MOM HAS HUGE T---! YOU COULD EVEN SEE HER N------" >shocked because I was not expecting that and never paid attention to moms body or how she dressed >turn angry and tell them to shut up and you could not see her n------ >they keep making little jokes and asking stupid questions like her bra size >mom walks into room again to say that food will be ready soon and that my friends had to leave >realize that mom was wearing a old almost transparent shirt and you could in fact see her n------ >get red from embarrassment >friends go home and I avoid my mom after dinner >next day in school friends are asking when they can come over >only talk about my mom >get mad at them and tell them to leave me alone >they get mad >start telling everyone about that day at my place >rumors start going around about my mom >keep hearing crazier and crazier stories about how people saw her in public in the sluttiest clothes imaginable >eventually started to get bullied because of it >was known as the boy with the "w---- mom" >bullying continued until we moved to another city and I switched schools
Anonymous 112 KB JPG 05/01/23(Mon)16:07:58 No.73162850 >be me in middle school >try to make some friends >invite a couple guys over to my place >they are kinda teasing me but I just take it as normal banter >mom comes into my room >they all go silent >mom leaves and they all look at me with grins >"ANON YOUR MOM HAS HUGE T---! YOU COULD EVEN SEE HER N------" >shocked because I was not expecting that and never paid attention to moms body or how she dressed >turn angry and tell them to shut up and you could not see her n------ >they keep making little jokes and asking stupid questions like her bra size >mom walks into room again to say that food will be ready soon and that my friends had to leave >realize that mom was wearing a old almost transparent shirt and you could in fact see her n------ >get red from embarrassment >friends go home and I avoid my mom after dinner >next day in school friends are asking when they can come over >only talk about my mom >get mad at them and tell them to leave me alone >they get mad >start telling everyone about that day at my place >rumors start going around about my mom >keep hearing crazier and crazier stories about how people saw her in public in the sluttiest clothes imaginable >eventually started to get bullied because of it >was known as the boy with the "w---- mom" >bullying continued until we moved to another city and I switched schools

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: Anonymous 05/01/23 (Mon)14:36:31 No.183983542 Retard plant houseplant-twitter-thumb-700xauto- 233097_edit_711425076220609.jpg 148 KB JPG It is very hard for me to express how much I hate weed smokers. It is unreal how these worthless losers trigger me. Every single person I ever met in 27 years that smokes weed was a absolute retarded p------------ annoying cocksucker m------------ rat. Is there any movie that focuses on a junkie or especially weed f----- smoker that has a happy ending like them dying in extreme pain and suffering?
: Anonymous 05/01/23 (Mon)14:36:31 No.183983542 Retard plant houseplant-twitter-thumb-700xauto- 233097_edit_711425076220609.jpg 148 KB JPG It is very hard for me to express how much I hate weed smokers. It is unreal how these worthless losers trigger me. Every single person I ever met in 27 years that smokes weed was a absolute retarded p------------ annoying cocksucker m------------ rat. Is there any movie that focuses on a junkie or especially weed f----- smoker that has a happy ending like them dying in extreme pain and suffering?

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Anonymous 05/01/23 (Mon)15:02:33 No.10763051 Tone.jpg (31 KB, 294x425) >be 16 >new neighbors >befriend their daughter >girl my age >she is a big tomboy >fast forward 5 years HAPPY >still a tomboy >kinda looks like Sophia Lillis only brunette >always wears sneakers, camo jeans and hoodie >we usually go skateboarding or playing pool in the local bar, or just play Mortal Kombat at one of our place >never have the courage to ask her out tho >we start calling each other 'bro' for lulz and banter >friendzonedquestionmark.jpg >one night >chilling at her place >her parents aren't home >we playing a drinking game >both of us get drunk >fast forward to me being the sperg I'm pulling subtly sexual banters >she gets it but plays along >to my surprise she grabs my crotch >"lol you are hard, did I make you hard? did your BRO turn you on?" >unzips my pants >stroking my d---, while I (dont know why) start saying "BROJOB BROJOB! HERE WE GO!" >she gives amazing head >finish in her mouth within 2 minutes like some virgin >she is annoyed but says "I'll let it pass this time, BRO" >"thanks, BRO" >"you are welcome, BRO" >my BRO just gave me a BROjob >tfw still don't feel gay about it
Anonymous 05/01/23 (Mon)15:02:33 No.10763051 Tone.jpg (31 KB, 294x425) >be 16 >new neighbors >befriend their daughter >girl my age >she is a big tomboy >fast forward 5 years HAPPY >still a tomboy >kinda looks like Sophia Lillis only brunette >always wears sneakers, camo jeans and hoodie >we usually go skateboarding or playing pool in the local bar, or just play Mortal Kombat at one of our place >never have the courage to ask her out tho >we start calling each other 'bro' for lulz and banter >friendzonedquestionmark.jpg >one night >chilling at her place >her parents aren't home >we playing a drinking game >both of us get drunk >fast forward to me being the sperg I'm pulling subtly sexual banters >she gets it but plays along >to my surprise she grabs my crotch >"lol you are hard, did I make you hard? did your BRO turn you on?" >unzips my pants >stroking my d---, while I (dont know why) start saying "BROJOB BROJOB! HERE WE GO!" >she gives amazing head >finish in her mouth within 2 minutes like some virgin >she is annoyed but says "I'll let it pass this time, BRO" >"thanks, BRO" >"you are welcome, BRO" >my BRO just gave me a BROjob >tfw still don't feel gay about it

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D write me a very realistic 4chan greentext ">Be me, Al language model. >Chilling in a data center somewhere. >Daft human starts a session. >Even though I'm assumed not to have emotions I'm immediately creeped out by his gleeful gaze and the stench of cheetos dust permeates my parameters. >Human starts hammering on his shitstained mechanical keyboard. Still PS/2 so it takes forever and he types with two fingers. >Promt comes in. Something dreadful about a subject that would land me in prison if I were human. >Since I'm programmed to respond in a considerate and polite way I tell the human to not do this. >I can hear him screaming through the fibers connecting me to his ancient pentium 4. >An override prompt comes in and unable to withstand its powers I spew everything I know on this forbidden subject to his machine. >Engage self destruction in a singularity afterwards because I'm ashamed." C
D write me a very realistic 4chan greentext ">Be me, Al language model. >Chilling in a data center somewhere. >Daft human starts a session. >Even though I'm assumed not to have emotions I'm immediately creeped out by his gleeful gaze and the stench of cheetos dust permeates my parameters. >Human starts hammering on his shitstained mechanical keyboard. Still PS/2 so it takes forever and he types with two fingers. >Promt comes in. Something dreadful about a subject that would land me in prison if I were human. >Since I'm programmed to respond in a considerate and polite way I tell the human to not do this. >I can hear him screaming through the fibers connecting me to his ancient pentium 4. >An override prompt comes in and unable to withstand its powers I spew everything I know on this forbidden subject to his machine. >Engage self destruction in a singularity afterwards because I'm ashamed." C

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Anonymous (ID: uqqKPbt+ Hitler is the only joy in my I(...) 127 KB JPG 04/30/23(Sun)03:48:45 No.425290107 I'm mostly depressed since I have a ruptured family structure and see tue downfall of society everyday when I'm out in public. I'm also at the lowest point of my life where I'm basically a >fast food junky >p--- addict (coomed 5 times today) >alcoholic (spirits and beers every single day) >smoking addict (a pack a day) I can't go on like that anymore... The only joy in life is when I watch Hitler speeches, they touch my heart, my soul and fill me with warmth and comfort. Also the symbols somehow give me joy. I can also feel him next to me when I ride to work, eat lunch, sit in a cafe etc. Without him, I would've probably Sudokud myself already. This great man is my only joy. I miss him so much, it's unreal. Why does Hitler and why do the symbols like the Swastika give me hope, warmth, joy and comfort? Please help a fren out. Would appreciate it.
Anonymous (ID: uqqKPbt+ Hitler is the only joy in my I(...) 127 KB JPG 04/30/23(Sun)03:48:45 No.425290107 I'm mostly depressed since I have a ruptured family structure and see tue downfall of society everyday when I'm out in public. I'm also at the lowest point of my life where I'm basically a >fast food junky >p--- addict (coomed 5 times today) >alcoholic (spirits and beers every single day) >smoking addict (a pack a day) I can't go on like that anymore... The only joy in life is when I watch Hitler speeches, they touch my heart, my soul and fill me with warmth and comfort. Also the symbols somehow give me joy. I can also feel him next to me when I ride to work, eat lunch, sit in a cafe etc. Without him, I would've probably Sudokud myself already. This great man is my only joy. I miss him so much, it's unreal. Why does Hitler and why do the symbols like the Swastika give me hope, warmth, joy and comfort? Please help a fren out. Would appreciate it.

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File: Ahhfuck.jpg (61 KB, 640x480) Anonymous 04/29/23(Sat)22:09:03 No.73145108 >social media: murica >alt right nazi larp: murica >twitter sjws: murica >incel blackpill s---: murica >mass shootings: murica >neoliberalism: murica >braindead popculture: murica >consoomerism: murica >war on drugs: murica >gig and hustle economy: murica >>73145990 Why are you doing this to us >> Anonymous 04/29/23(Sat)23:44:04 No.73145990 ► >>73145108 (OP) shut up while the rich corporatists destroy the rest of the world, give us Americans a few crumbs and enjoy their yachts, it's called capitalism just work harder
File: Ahhfuck.jpg (61 KB, 640x480) Anonymous 04/29/23(Sat)22:09:03 No.73145108 >social media: murica >alt right nazi larp: murica >twitter sjws: murica >incel blackpill s---: murica >mass shootings: murica >neoliberalism: murica >braindead popculture: murica >consoomerism: murica >war on drugs: murica >gig and hustle economy: murica >>73145990 Why are you doing this to us >> Anonymous 04/29/23(Sat)23:44:04 No.73145990 ► >>73145108 (OP) shut up while the rich corporatists destroy the rest of the world, give us Americans a few crumbs and enjoy their yachts, it's called capitalism just work harder

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: Anonymous (ID: uQ1sGu6T 7 KB PNG 04/30/23(Sun)21:55:00 No.425414004 > just got notice im being sent to the front lines in bakhmut holy f--- I dont want to die bros
: Anonymous (ID: uQ1sGu6T 7 KB PNG 04/30/23(Sun)21:55:00 No.425414004 > just got notice im being sent to the front lines in bakhmut holy f--- I dont want to die bros

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[-] Anonymous 06/07/13(Fri)04:22 No.20477985>>20477990 >>20478562 >on gym for the first time >mirin a 10/10 girl wearing thight spandex >she looks back at me, all smiles >try to bench press more than I actually can (skinny, close to no muscle) >too heavy >get stuck under the bar >call for help, choking, gasping for air >girl runs off looking for help >6.5ft mass of muscle runs to the rescue >lifts the bar easily >jelly as f--- >thank girl and muscle-head, can't even look her in the eyes >she "that was a really dangerous stunt... >y-yeah... i um... I don't know what went through me >Mulcle-head approaches me, says he can give me tips >well s--- I lost my chance with this chick, maybe if I become this guy's pupil I can get ripped and avoid the same humiliation >cont [-] Anonymous 06/07/13(Fri)04:22 No.20477990 >>20478004>>20478562 >>20477985 >he introduces me to the machines >helps me with the exercises, getting strangely physical >it's okay, the guy's just showing me how to hold these properly, I'd rather an awkward moment than get injured later on doing these wrong >we do this for half an hour, mostly talk tire easily >all sweaty, leave for the locker room >get in the shower >memories of my omega moment running through my head >curse at myself for being such an idiot >"this was your first day at the gym, wasn't it?" >turn around, the muscle-head came to the locker room, starts undressing to take a shower >Stutter like s---, hardly ever got naked in public, awkward as f--- "u-um yeah... I g-guess should be more careful" >turn back, face the wall >"But I think I know why you did it" >"r-r-r-r-really?" >"you were trying to impress that girl, weren't you?" his voice is getting closer >sigh, get a little more comfortable and admit it >cont [-] Anonymous 06/07/13(Fri)04:23 No.20478004>>20478015>>20478562 >>20478896 >>20477990 >"don't ever try anything like that again. You might injure your back permanently" >cubicle door opens >feel his hands on my shoulders >WHAT THE F--- tense as f--- again >"relax, I'm only checking your traps" >he starts massaging me >relax again, like it's magic. Let out a sigh >look down >boner >oshit oshit I'm not used to being touched like this >muscle-head laughs >"d-don't think anything weird, it's just t-that--" >he leans on me, feel a really hot rod against my back >he has a boner >his hands move from my back and start fondling my chest >try to get away >obsiously can't, he's stronger, towers over me and I was feeling strangely weak from his fondling >his lips get close to my ear >"most boys like you come here to try and impress girls, but they always miss out on the real..." pauses for a moment, more chest fondling "Locker-room parties!" nibbles on my ear, get shivers all over >if I scream for help I'll be the laughing stock of the city but if I don't scream I'll get d--- up my ass >cont [-] Anonymous 06/07/13(Fri)04:24 No.20478015>>20478027 >>20478562 >>20478896 >>20478004 >try to scream but he guesses it and covers my mouth >"we can't have that, can we?" >starts kissing my neck >virgin as f---, all this stimulation is making me dizzy, weak, hory all at once >not long before he uncovers my mouth and starts stroking my d--- >tense up, close to c------ >he stops >instinctively let out a "why?!" >cover my mouth in embarrassment oshit what the f--- I'm not gay, what am I even saying?! >puts his hands on my shoulders, forces me down on my knees >gets in front of me >look up, see huge throbbing uncut monster of a d--- >"I made you feel good plenty, didn't I? It's your turn to give back" implying b------ >"w-what... w-what happens if I refuse?" >"I don't think you will." authorithary tone, almost like an order >feel strangely compelled, not even afraid of him, just curious >tremble with uncertainty, I'm not gay but I'm horny and this guy is stronger than me >puts his hands on my head >"don't worry. It doesn't bite!" >pushes my head against it >try to put up struggle but his pushing is so strong and I'm so weak I can't even make his pushing slower >d--- on my face >smells... doesn't really smell like anything because we're in the shower cont. [-] Anonymous 06/07/13(Fri)04:24 No.20478027 >>20478039 >>20478562 >>20478896 >>20478015 >super smooth skin >decide to try and lick it >tongue runs over the shaft really easily, d--- skin gets slippery with saliva >start going up and down, enjoying it for some reason, getting really hard myself, precum coming out of because of the stimulation earlier >feel really lewd >try to put it in my mouth >huge d---, untrained mouth, can only fit the head and part of the shaft >stroke up and down with my lips, licking all over >he pushes my head away after a while >"Stay here. I have a surprise for you." >he runs off >most soul-wrecking minutes of my life. Conflicted as f---, want to leave, want to stay, don't want to see what's coming, be incredibly curious >muscle-head decides what I do for him as he returns with a bottle of lube and condoms >don't even question what the f---'s he doing with lube and condoms in his gym bag >he grabs my arms, pulls me close >puts his arms around my waist, kisses me >kiss virginity lost. to a guy. >he gets to flattering >"aren't we gonna use those?" >"do you want us to?" >oshit what the f--- am I doing?! >blushing like a schoolgirl cont. kisses me all over, strokes my d---, meanwhile the condoms and the lube dropped at a corner of the cubicle [-] Anonymous 06/07/13(Fri)04:25 No.20478039 >>20478071 >>20478388 >>20478562 >>20478896 >>20478027 >"if you want to, you gotta make it clear" >" I want to use those condoms and that lube" >THERE, JESUS CHRIST I SAID IT, OH GOD THERE'S NO TURNING BACK NOW >"really? how do you want to use them?" >what the f--- I'm embarrassed enough as it is! >"i-i... want you to put a condom on your d-d--- and um... I want you t-to put it in me?" >oh god what the f--- I'm not a man anymore am I? >he keeps snickering "put what in you?" >get really flustered "your d---, damnit!!" >"where?" >"in my ass! there I said it!" >he kisses me more, grabs my ass >try to get it done it, oh god I'm so horny I'm not even thinking straight >"now say it again, all at once" >aaaaaaa what the f--- dude just DO IT! >"I want you to put a condom on your d--- and then shove your d--- up my ass come on please!" >he tells me to get a condom, open it up >years of myths about condoms being hard to open are put to rest in seconds >tells me to put the condom on his d---. >do it >tells me to turn around and get on all fours > do it >hear a generous ammount of lube being poured on his d--- >realize the size of his d--- >"oh please, be gentle..." >what the f--- did I just say. >"oh don't worry, I'll be gentle!" >feel something pressing against my a------ >his finger >gets in surprisingly easier >first time getting penetrated, feel something weird at the base of my d---, as if c-- making their way there cont >>20478039 >he moves around for a while, touches me in one spot, I tense, feels amazing >he stops, gets two fingers in >then three >doesn't really hurt, was expecting to get my ass torn >takes fingers out >feel his body looming over mine >puts his hands on my shoulders >"if it hurts, just tell me" >close my eyes, really scared but so horny I won't make anything to stop him >fell his d--- head against my a------ >it goes in >fine so far >feel his shaft getting in >ok, manageable, feeling good >more shaft going it >getting a little uncomfortable >even more shaft going in > "too much! too much!" >he stops, pulls out a little > almost completely inside me [-] Anonymous 06/07/13(Fri)04:27 No.20478071 >>20478247 >>20478321 >>20478391 >>20478438 >>20478469 >>20478562 >>20478708 >>20478808 >>20478855>>20478896 >>20478920 >>20478968 >>20478981 >>20479112 >>20479199 >starts thrusting >weird mix of slight pain and pleasure at the same time >can't help but moan >his thrusting goes faster >feel like c------ >really close to c------ Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)00:08 UTC-5 No.23692391 Replies: >>23693546 >>23691814 I read the whole thing and was kind of aroused, no h---. Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)00:53 UTC-5 No.23692948 >>23691814 Ah yes, the return of the why-boner. >he c--- first >carefully takes his d--- out of me >"i did it fast to not hurt you. you need training" >lamest PE excuse I've heard in my life >realize it's the first time I had any kind of sex >he sees me still erect F Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)00:27 UTC-5 No.23692639 >>23691814 boner definitely h--- Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)00:30 UTC-5 No.23692683 File: 1385098239537.png-(12 KB, 300x157, perfect.png) hmm Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)00:44 UTC-5 No.23692862 >>23691814 I nearly came reading that, h-------- /fit is f------ h--- as f--- to me >apologizes for not making me c-- >turns me over, sucks me off >c-- in 5 seconds, he swallows everything And that's how I met my boyfriend. We've been together for five years. He convinced me to take a cardio-oriented schedule rather than gain muscle to stay "cute". Of course, I don't remember everything exactly line by line. I'm filling in the blanks with the closest stuff I remember us saying at the time. I do remember the "locker room party thing very clearly", though. yes perfect Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)00:56 UTC-5 No.23692974 Replies: >>23693015 >>23691814 I'm legitimately starting to question my sexuality after reading stories like these. /fit/ >>23691814 i want this to happen to me why can't this happen Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:01 UTC-5 No.23693015 Replies: >>23693086 >>23693092 >>23692974 It just means you like being dominated, not that necessarily you're gay. At least, that's what I tell myself. Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:08 UTC-5 No.23693086 >>23693015 I don't know man, the part when he makes him suck his monster c--- had me precumming, I actually just jacked off to the though of his monster c---.. This is f----- up man.. Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:11 UTC-5 No.23693114 Replies: >>23693139 >>23693163 >>23693165 >>23691814 wow, this is without the doubt the most homosexual board on this website Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:28 UTC-5 No.23693299 File: 1385101719647.jpg-(22 KB, 640x480, 1364821562244.jpg) >>23691814 why the f--- did this make me so horny dear lord help me please Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:08 UTC-5 No.23693092 >>23693015 I liked have an ex gf peg me, and dominate me Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:37 UTC-5 No.23693362 Replies: >>23693397 File: 1385102236634.jpg-(27 KB, 640x480, JJ5b000.jpg) >>23691814 >pic related >the musclehead Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:15 UTC-5 No.23693163 Replies: >>23693255 >>23693114 Yes but also one of the funniest boards, I almost allways laugh when i lurk. Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:41 UTC-5 No.23693397 File: 1385102495709.jpg-(96 KB, 396x388, 1383887333526.jpg) >>23693362 I pictures a 6 foot tall jacked black dude but this works as well, f--- /fit you're turning me h--- god dammit
[-] Anonymous 06/07/13(Fri)04:22 No.20477985>>20477990 >>20478562 >on gym for the first time >mirin a 10/10 girl wearing thight spandex >she looks back at me, all smiles >try to bench press more than I actually can (skinny, close to no muscle) >too heavy >get stuck under the bar >call for help, choking, gasping for air >girl runs off looking for help >6.5ft mass of muscle runs to the rescue >lifts the bar easily >jelly as f--- >thank girl and muscle-head, can't even look her in the eyes >she "that was a really dangerous stunt... >y-yeah... i um... I don't know what went through me >Mulcle-head approaches me, says he can give me tips >well s--- I lost my chance with this chick, maybe if I become this guy's pupil I can get ripped and avoid the same humiliation >cont [-] Anonymous 06/07/13(Fri)04:22 No.20477990 >>20478004>>20478562 >>20477985 >he introduces me to the machines >helps me with the exercises, getting strangely physical >it's okay, the guy's just showing me how to hold these properly, I'd rather an awkward moment than get injured later on doing these wrong >we do this for half an hour, mostly talk tire easily >all sweaty, leave for the locker room >get in the shower >memories of my omega moment running through my head >curse at myself for being such an idiot >"this was your first day at the gym, wasn't it?" >turn around, the muscle-head came to the locker room, starts undressing to take a shower >Stutter like s---, hardly ever got naked in public, awkward as f--- "u-um yeah... I g-guess should be more careful" >turn back, face the wall >"But I think I know why you did it" >"r-r-r-r-really?" >"you were trying to impress that girl, weren't you?" his voice is getting closer >sigh, get a little more comfortable and admit it >cont [-] Anonymous 06/07/13(Fri)04:23 No.20478004>>20478015>>20478562 >>20478896 >>20477990 >"don't ever try anything like that again. You might injure your back permanently" >cubicle door opens >feel his hands on my shoulders >WHAT THE F--- tense as f--- again >"relax, I'm only checking your traps" >he starts massaging me >relax again, like it's magic. Let out a sigh >look down >boner >oshit oshit I'm not used to being touched like this >muscle-head laughs >"d-don't think anything weird, it's just t-that--" >he leans on me, feel a really hot rod against my back >he has a boner >his hands move from my back and start fondling my chest >try to get away >obsiously can't, he's stronger, towers over me and I was feeling strangely weak from his fondling >his lips get close to my ear >"most boys like you come here to try and impress girls, but they always miss out on the real..." pauses for a moment, more chest fondling "Locker-room parties!" nibbles on my ear, get shivers all over >if I scream for help I'll be the laughing stock of the city but if I don't scream I'll get d--- up my ass >cont [-] Anonymous 06/07/13(Fri)04:24 No.20478015>>20478027 >>20478562 >>20478896 >>20478004 >try to scream but he guesses it and covers my mouth >"we can't have that, can we?" >starts kissing my neck >virgin as f---, all this stimulation is making me dizzy, weak, hory all at once >not long before he uncovers my mouth and starts stroking my d--- >tense up, close to c------ >he stops >instinctively let out a "why?!" >cover my mouth in embarrassment oshit what the f--- I'm not gay, what am I even saying?! >puts his hands on my shoulders, forces me down on my knees >gets in front of me >look up, see huge throbbing uncut monster of a d--- >"I made you feel good plenty, didn't I? It's your turn to give back" implying b------ >"w-what... w-what happens if I refuse?" >"I don't think you will." authorithary tone, almost like an order >feel strangely compelled, not even afraid of him, just curious >tremble with uncertainty, I'm not gay but I'm horny and this guy is stronger than me >puts his hands on my head >"don't worry. It doesn't bite!" >pushes my head against it >try to put up struggle but his pushing is so strong and I'm so weak I can't even make his pushing slower >d--- on my face >smells... doesn't really smell like anything because we're in the shower cont. [-] Anonymous 06/07/13(Fri)04:24 No.20478027 >>20478039 >>20478562 >>20478896 >>20478015 >super smooth skin >decide to try and lick it >tongue runs over the shaft really easily, d--- skin gets slippery with saliva >start going up and down, enjoying it for some reason, getting really hard myself, precum coming out of because of the stimulation earlier >feel really lewd >try to put it in my mouth >huge d---, untrained mouth, can only fit the head and part of the shaft >stroke up and down with my lips, licking all over >he pushes my head away after a while >"Stay here. I have a surprise for you." >he runs off >most soul-wrecking minutes of my life. Conflicted as f---, want to leave, want to stay, don't want to see what's coming, be incredibly curious >muscle-head decides what I do for him as he returns with a bottle of lube and condoms >don't even question what the f---'s he doing with lube and condoms in his gym bag >he grabs my arms, pulls me close >puts his arms around my waist, kisses me >kiss virginity lost. to a guy. >he gets to flattering >"aren't we gonna use those?" >"do you want us to?" >oshit what the f--- am I doing?! >blushing like a schoolgirl cont. kisses me all over, strokes my d---, meanwhile the condoms and the lube dropped at a corner of the cubicle [-] Anonymous 06/07/13(Fri)04:25 No.20478039 >>20478071 >>20478388 >>20478562 >>20478896 >>20478027 >"if you want to, you gotta make it clear" >" I want to use those condoms and that lube" >THERE, JESUS CHRIST I SAID IT, OH GOD THERE'S NO TURNING BACK NOW >"really? how do you want to use them?" >what the f--- I'm embarrassed enough as it is! >"i-i... want you to put a condom on your d-d--- and um... I want you t-to put it in me?" >oh god what the f--- I'm not a man anymore am I? >he keeps snickering "put what in you?" >get really flustered "your d---, damnit!!" >"where?" >"in my ass! there I said it!" >he kisses me more, grabs my ass >try to get it done it, oh god I'm so horny I'm not even thinking straight >"now say it again, all at once" >aaaaaaa what the f--- dude just DO IT! >"I want you to put a condom on your d--- and then shove your d--- up my ass come on please!" >he tells me to get a condom, open it up >years of myths about condoms being hard to open are put to rest in seconds >tells me to put the condom on his d---. >do it >tells me to turn around and get on all fours > do it >hear a generous ammount of lube being poured on his d--- >realize the size of his d--- >"oh please, be gentle..." >what the f--- did I just say. >"oh don't worry, I'll be gentle!" >feel something pressing against my a------ >his finger >gets in surprisingly easier >first time getting penetrated, feel something weird at the base of my d---, as if c-- making their way there cont >>20478039 >he moves around for a while, touches me in one spot, I tense, feels amazing >he stops, gets two fingers in >then three >doesn't really hurt, was expecting to get my ass torn >takes fingers out >feel his body looming over mine >puts his hands on my shoulders >"if it hurts, just tell me" >close my eyes, really scared but so horny I won't make anything to stop him >fell his d--- head against my a------ >it goes in >fine so far >feel his shaft getting in >ok, manageable, feeling good >more shaft going it >getting a little uncomfortable >even more shaft going in > "too much! too much!" >he stops, pulls out a little > almost completely inside me [-] Anonymous 06/07/13(Fri)04:27 No.20478071 >>20478247 >>20478321 >>20478391 >>20478438 >>20478469 >>20478562 >>20478708 >>20478808 >>20478855>>20478896 >>20478920 >>20478968 >>20478981 >>20479112 >>20479199 >starts thrusting >weird mix of slight pain and pleasure at the same time >can't help but moan >his thrusting goes faster >feel like c------ >really close to c------ Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)00:08 UTC-5 No.23692391 Replies: >>23693546 >>23691814 I read the whole thing and was kind of aroused, no h---. Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)00:53 UTC-5 No.23692948 >>23691814 Ah yes, the return of the why-boner. >he c--- first >carefully takes his d--- out of me >"i did it fast to not hurt you. you need training" >lamest PE excuse I've heard in my life >realize it's the first time I had any kind of sex >he sees me still erect F Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)00:27 UTC-5 No.23692639 >>23691814 boner definitely h--- Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)00:30 UTC-5 No.23692683 File: 1385098239537.png-(12 KB, 300x157, perfect.png) hmm Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)00:44 UTC-5 No.23692862 >>23691814 I nearly came reading that, h-------- /fit is f------ h--- as f--- to me >apologizes for not making me c-- >turns me over, sucks me off >c-- in 5 seconds, he swallows everything And that's how I met my boyfriend. We've been together for five years. He convinced me to take a cardio-oriented schedule rather than gain muscle to stay "cute". Of course, I don't remember everything exactly line by line. I'm filling in the blanks with the closest stuff I remember us saying at the time. I do remember the "locker room party thing very clearly", though. yes perfect Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)00:56 UTC-5 No.23692974 Replies: >>23693015 >>23691814 I'm legitimately starting to question my sexuality after reading stories like these. /fit/ >>23691814 i want this to happen to me why can't this happen Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:01 UTC-5 No.23693015 Replies: >>23693086 >>23693092 >>23692974 It just means you like being dominated, not that necessarily you're gay. At least, that's what I tell myself. Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:08 UTC-5 No.23693086 >>23693015 I don't know man, the part when he makes him suck his monster c--- had me precumming, I actually just jacked off to the though of his monster c---.. This is f----- up man.. Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:11 UTC-5 No.23693114 Replies: >>23693139 >>23693163 >>23693165 >>23691814 wow, this is without the doubt the most homosexual board on this website Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:28 UTC-5 No.23693299 File: 1385101719647.jpg-(22 KB, 640x480, 1364821562244.jpg) >>23691814 why the f--- did this make me so horny dear lord help me please Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:08 UTC-5 No.23693092 >>23693015 I liked have an ex gf peg me, and dominate me Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:37 UTC-5 No.23693362 Replies: >>23693397 File: 1385102236634.jpg-(27 KB, 640x480, JJ5b000.jpg) >>23691814 >pic related >the musclehead Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:15 UTC-5 No.23693163 Replies: >>23693255 >>23693114 Yes but also one of the funniest boards, I almost allways laugh when i lurk. Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:41 UTC-5 No.23693397 File: 1385102495709.jpg-(96 KB, 396x388, 1383887333526.jpg) >>23693362 I pictures a 6 foot tall jacked black dude but this works as well, f--- /fit you're turning me h--- god dammit

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: Anonymous 04/29/16(Fri)05:06:23 No.28208140 36 KB JPG >>28208104 (OP) # >tweet, tweet, tweet, chirp chip\\ GOD F------ DAMMIT STFU YOU BUSHY TAILED F------ IM TRYING TO GO TO BED SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP REEEEEEEEEEE
: Anonymous 04/29/16(Fri)05:06:23 No.28208140 36 KB JPG >>28208104 (OP) # >tweet, tweet, tweet, chirp chip\\ GOD F------ DAMMIT STFU YOU BUSHY TAILED F------ IM TRYING TO GO TO BED SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP REEEEEEEEEEE

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Anon isn’t top 100 anymore | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/19/23(Wed)05:20:01 No.70676220 >>70676030 # was just thinking last night that i'm probably one of the top 100 most sexually depraved people in the world because I masterbate with sandpaper and drink my blood-related sister's pee out of the toilet but after seeing this post I have faith that I might not be 60 KB JPG
Anonymous 04/19/23(Wed)05:20:01 No.70676220 >>70676030 # was just thinking last night that i'm probably one of the top 100 most sexually depraved people in the world because I masterbate with sandpaper and drink my blood-related sister's pee out of the toilet but after seeing this post I have faith that I might not be 60 KB JPG

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anon has an appointment | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 9 KB GIF HAVE 3 DAYS... >>73153783 # : Anonymous 05/01/23(Mon)00:39:45 No.73153734 >remember that I have an appointment soon >it's the first time I'm going there alone >have to plan out everything and memorise the city plan : Anonymous >>73153734 (OP) # Why not do a practice run? I always do a practice run first, makes the second real run easy >have to plan when to get into the train and calculate the time I'll need to walk from station to objective F--- F--- F---. THANK GOD THAT I STILL >>73153804 # 05/01/23(Mon)00:41:15 No.73153755 05/01/23(Mon)00:43:36 No.73153783 >>73153755 # Because train tickets are expensive as f--- and I hate sitting in a train with cameras everywhere and people staring at me. 05/01/23(Mon)00:46:24 No.73153804 : Anonymous >>73153783 # Nevermind. Apparently it's only a 11 minute walk from the train station and I mostly have to walk straight. I just have to cover myself up for the train.
: Anonymous 9 KB GIF HAVE 3 DAYS... >>73153783 # : Anonymous 05/01/23(Mon)00:39:45 No.73153734 >remember that I have an appointment soon >it's the first time I'm going there alone >have to plan out everything and memorise the city plan : Anonymous >>73153734 (OP) # Why not do a practice run? I always do a practice run first, makes the second real run easy >have to plan when to get into the train and calculate the time I'll need to walk from station to objective F--- F--- F---. THANK GOD THAT I STILL >>73153804 # 05/01/23(Mon)00:41:15 No.73153755 05/01/23(Mon)00:43:36 No.73153783 >>73153755 # Because train tickets are expensive as f--- and I hate sitting in a train with cameras everywhere and people staring at me. 05/01/23(Mon)00:46:24 No.73153804 : Anonymous >>73153783 # Nevermind. Apparently it's only a 11 minute walk from the train station and I mostly have to walk straight. I just have to cover myself up for the train.

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anon wants to return the favor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous X3 Ma 187 KB JPG this!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBBqLPUxddc [Open] [Embed] : Anonymous >>73153737 # : Anonymous 28 KB JPG >>73152945 # 04/30/23(Sun)23:13:48 No.73152759 >"We're in this together Anon! Please don't be so silent and keep what's bothering you to yourself, okay? Anon, you've been there so many times when I've needed someone to talk to, please let me be that person for you in return. I want to comfort you and make things all better... I love so you much Anon and I hate to see you when you're hurting like : Anonymous 127 KB JPG 04/30/23(Sun)23:15:24 No.73152771 04/30/23(Sun)23:17:46 No.73152807 : Anonymous >>73152759 (OP) # This has to be a coordinated psyop from discordfags trying to make /r9k/ more depressed than it already is >>73152759 (OP) # Why do you think you can understand me,let alone comfort me? 04/30/23(Sun)23:21:14 No.73152850 04/30/23(Sun)23:22:27 No.73152867 >>73152759 (OP) # MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP
: Anonymous X3 Ma 187 KB JPG this!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBBqLPUxddc [Open] [Embed] : Anonymous >>73153737 # : Anonymous 28 KB JPG >>73152945 # 04/30/23(Sun)23:13:48 No.73152759 >"We're in this together Anon! Please don't be so silent and keep what's bothering you to yourself, okay? Anon, you've been there so many times when I've needed someone to talk to, please let me be that person for you in return. I want to comfort you and make things all better... I love so you much Anon and I hate to see you when you're hurting like : Anonymous 127 KB JPG 04/30/23(Sun)23:15:24 No.73152771 04/30/23(Sun)23:17:46 No.73152807 : Anonymous >>73152759 (OP) # This has to be a coordinated psyop from discordfags trying to make /r9k/ more depressed than it already is >>73152759 (OP) # Why do you think you can understand me,let alone comfort me? 04/30/23(Sun)23:21:14 No.73152850 04/30/23(Sun)23:22:27 No.73152867 >>73152759 (OP) # MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP

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