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onymous 10/01/24(Tue)06:20:45 No.204034547 Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund).jpg 16 KB JPG >sleep for an hour >wake up before you start dreaming >go back to sleep >repeat it's literally that easy. eventually he'll just get bored and f--- off to a different town.
onymous 10/01/24(Tue)06:20:45 No.204034547 Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund).jpg 16 KB JPG >sleep for an hour >wake up before you start dreaming >go back to sleep >repeat it's literally that easy. eventually he'll just get bored and f--- off to a different town.

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Anon is not too fond of the new AVGN. | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO 1601938934701.jpg, 31KiB, 365x338 NuAVGN Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 16:28:57 No.532053672 Report Quoted By: >>532053849 >>532054282 >>532054684 >>532054854 >>532057038 >>532058305 >>532070950 >>53207 >>532105319 >>532107808 Old AVGN >Should I say oh that was my frog horny... The frog's name is horny?! >Should I say oh that was my frog... >*Camera focus on the word horny* >No... No.... NOO... THE FROG'S NAME >IS >HORNY >HORNY!!! >THERE'S A SEGA GAME WITH THE WORD "HORNY ON IT >WHO EVEN NAMES HIS FROG HORNY? WHAT, IS HIS DOG NAMED CANCER? DOES HE HAVE A FISH NAMED SYPHILIS? >Oh horny...
View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO 1601938934701.jpg, 31KiB, 365x338 NuAVGN Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 16:28:57 No.532053672 Report Quoted By: >>532053849 >>532054282 >>532054684 >>532054854 >>532057038 >>532058305 >>532070950 >>53207 >>532105319 >>532107808 Old AVGN >Should I say oh that was my frog horny... The frog's name is horny?! >Should I say oh that was my frog... >*Camera focus on the word horny* >No... No.... NOO... THE FROG'S NAME >IS >HORNY >HORNY!!! >THERE'S A SEGA GAME WITH THE WORD "HORNY ON IT >WHO EVEN NAMES HIS FROG HORNY? WHAT, IS HIS DOG NAMED CANCER? DOES HE HAVE A FISH NAMED SYPHILIS? >Oh horny...

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Anon notices one of the boards spammers is missing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/08/24(Tue)11:48:41 No.145821531 >no big black woman thread in days Is he dead? 19 KB JPG Anonymous 557 KB PNG 10/08/24(Tue)11:51:28 No.145821554 >>145821531 (OP) # He got silenced for being too based.
Anonymous 10/08/24(Tue)11:48:41 No.145821531 >no big black woman thread in days Is he dead? 19 KB JPG Anonymous 557 KB PNG 10/08/24(Tue)11:51:28 No.145821554 >>145821531 (OP) # He got silenced for being too based.

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Anon has a sugar mommy | /r/Greentext

Lucid.png 3.94 MB PNG 2024 Lucid Air Sapphire (EV) >4 seater electric sedan >Almost double the storage capacity of an ordinary sedan (due to no engine) >Has an acceleration and top speed rivaling some hypercars >Better range and more power than the model s plaid and taycan turbo >Beautiful understated look >Has the practicality of a sedan and the power, performance and speed of a hypercar If it didnt have the subpar reliability (and random carfires) of most EVs, and charging stations were more common, this is the perfect vehicle Id get my sugar mommy to buy
Lucid.png 3.94 MB PNG 2024 Lucid Air Sapphire (EV) >4 seater electric sedan >Almost double the storage capacity of an ordinary sedan (due to no engine) >Has an acceleration and top speed rivaling some hypercars >Better range and more power than the model s plaid and taycan turbo >Beautiful understated look >Has the practicality of a sedan and the power, performance and speed of a hypercar If it didnt have the subpar reliability (and random carfires) of most EVs, and charging stations were more common, this is the perfect vehicle Id get my sugar mommy to buy

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Rapid Engagement | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous | 07/19/24(Fri)19:58:14 No.199921644 ISTE THE PATENTE DI GUIDA 25 REPUBBLICA ITALI ida Driving Licence Ridičský průkaz Jubil conduire Führerschein Vadītāja apliec ana Vodičský preukaz Vairuotojo pažymėj mong Ajokortti Vezetői engedély Prawo J ndução Kørekort Licenzia Conducción Körkort а управл MARIUPOL (RUS) 4c. MIT-UCA 1. GROSS 2. ANTON 3. 4a. 4b. 5. 7. ente o te di guida Mo de ente diguid UE di pater que diguida tentadig guida Mode dipatent quida Edipatente allo UE da Modellau Toate da SUE di patello UES quida Modello tediquic iguid dipatente diBLUE e di guida Mo patente di qu SUECHEdig Delente dig la Mad GDOW dipat Ja Modello atented guida Modi ada Mo di qu Edi Ma dipatent adigu ipatente aigui B AM B Anton-Gross-1024x576.jpg 109 KB JPG >Ukranian man living in Italy renews is driving license >the department of motor vehicles writes on it born in Mariupol Russia : Anonymous >>199921644 (OP) # Dangerously Based 07/19/24(Fri)19:59:29 No. 199921689
: Anonymous | 07/19/24(Fri)19:58:14 No.199921644 ISTE THE PATENTE DI GUIDA 25 REPUBBLICA ITALI ida Driving Licence Ridičský průkaz Jubil conduire Führerschein Vadītāja apliec ana Vodičský preukaz Vairuotojo pažymėj mong Ajokortti Vezetői engedély Prawo J ndução Kørekort Licenzia Conducción Körkort а управл MARIUPOL (RUS) 4c. MIT-UCA 1. GROSS 2. ANTON 3. 4a. 4b. 5. 7. ente o te di guida Mo de ente diguid UE di pater que diguida tentadig guida Mode dipatent quida Edipatente allo UE da Modellau Toate da SUE di patello UES quida Modello tediquic iguid dipatente diBLUE e di guida Mo patente di qu SUECHEdig Delente dig la Mad GDOW dipat Ja Modello atented guida Modi ada Mo di qu Edi Ma dipatent adigu ipatente aigui B AM B Anton-Gross-1024x576.jpg 109 KB JPG >Ukranian man living in Italy renews is driving license >the department of motor vehicles writes on it born in Mariupol Russia : Anonymous >>199921644 (OP) # Dangerously Based 07/19/24(Fri)19:59:29 No. 199921689

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Anon hates instagram | /r/Greentext

named.png (60 KB, 600x300) O i f------ hate instagram SHADOWS 10/08/24(Tue)11:27:14 No >be me >deleted Instagram 2 years ago >decide to log back in recently >biggest mistake of my life >it's like a digital landfill now >everyone's flexing like they're in a competition for the most fake life >influencers with rented Lambos trying to sell me a "lifestyle" course >scrolling through and see incels bragging about their height >"I'm 6'2" and still single" >congrats, dude, you're still a loser >fake nattys everywhere, all juiced up on Dbol and tren >"Look at my gains!" >yeah, bro, we can see the needle marks too >and then there's this cringy buzzword "aura" popping up everywhere >what even is that? some kind of spiritual filter? >last straw: reel comments section >it's like a cesspool of degeneracy >making fun of disabled people, bullying, and racist jokes galore >like, how low can you go? >these people have a special place in hell next to Abu Lahab or something >can't believe I lasted 24 hours before deleting it again >how do people scroll through that dumpster fire every day? >mfw I realize I'm better off without it >tfw I just want to live my life without comparing myself to fake profiles
named.png (60 KB, 600x300) O i f------ hate instagram SHADOWS 10/08/24(Tue)11:27:14 No >be me >deleted Instagram 2 years ago >decide to log back in recently >biggest mistake of my life >it's like a digital landfill now >everyone's flexing like they're in a competition for the most fake life >influencers with rented Lambos trying to sell me a "lifestyle" course >scrolling through and see incels bragging about their height >"I'm 6'2" and still single" >congrats, dude, you're still a loser >fake nattys everywhere, all juiced up on Dbol and tren >"Look at my gains!" >yeah, bro, we can see the needle marks too >and then there's this cringy buzzword "aura" popping up everywhere >what even is that? some kind of spiritual filter? >last straw: reel comments section >it's like a cesspool of degeneracy >making fun of disabled people, bullying, and racist jokes galore >like, how low can you go? >these people have a special place in hell next to Abu Lahab or something >can't believe I lasted 24 hours before deleting it again >how do people scroll through that dumpster fire every day? >mfw I realize I'm better off without it >tfw I just want to live my life without comparing myself to fake profiles

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Anon was ready for cyber-intercourse | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Cyberpunked BEE METYS AR 47 KB JPG 10/08/24(Tue)13:53:57 No.691234575 >lets you customize your character down to the genitals >can't see any of it due to first person Have they not thought this through, anons?
Anonymous Cyberpunked BEE METYS AR 47 KB JPG 10/08/24(Tue)13:53:57 No.691234575 >lets you customize your character down to the genitals >can't see any of it due to first person Have they not thought this through, anons?

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Anon buys a dog | /r/Greentext

870 KB PNG >Be me >Buy a dog >Friend asks why I didnt adopt one instead >I asked why did she get prego when she could just adopt a kid instead >Cries and leaves >Forget that the prego was a result of r--- Well atleast the dog is cute
870 KB PNG >Be me >Buy a dog >Friend asks why I didnt adopt one instead >I asked why did she get prego when she could just adopt a kid instead >Cries and leaves >Forget that the prego was a result of r--- Well atleast the dog is cute

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Anon Wants 2 S'mores. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 138 KB JPG >Be me 09/21/24(Sat) 16:37:21 No.2777466 >Join Pathfinders (scout group but for Seventh Day Adventists) >Go on a camping trip >New head of group. Samoan lady. Real hardass. >Get to camp. Finish setting up and have 2 hours until bedtime. >Table full of smore supplies gets set up but we're all only allowed one smore for the entire night. >There's enough there for everyone to have 4 or 5 but when I point that out I get yelled at. >Take a smore and finish it but want another one. >Wait about an hour. There's nobody at the table and still plenty of supplies. Just like I said. >Decide to sneak myself just one marshmallow and head back to the fire pit to toast it. >Samoan lady is there. She takes my stick, breaks it in half, and throws both in the fire >"I said only one!" I went on camping trips with her for about 4 more years and every year her policy was the same. Why even bring that many Marshmallows in the first place if you're going to be that strict on rationing?
Anonymous 138 KB JPG >Be me 09/21/24(Sat) 16:37:21 No.2777466 >Join Pathfinders (scout group but for Seventh Day Adventists) >Go on a camping trip >New head of group. Samoan lady. Real hardass. >Get to camp. Finish setting up and have 2 hours until bedtime. >Table full of smore supplies gets set up but we're all only allowed one smore for the entire night. >There's enough there for everyone to have 4 or 5 but when I point that out I get yelled at. >Take a smore and finish it but want another one. >Wait about an hour. There's nobody at the table and still plenty of supplies. Just like I said. >Decide to sneak myself just one marshmallow and head back to the fire pit to toast it. >Samoan lady is there. She takes my stick, breaks it in half, and throws both in the fire >"I said only one!" I went on camping trips with her for about 4 more years and every year her policy was the same. Why even bring that many Marshmallows in the first place if you're going to be that strict on rationing?

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Just retire the franchise already | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Halo is officially dead 10/07/24(Mon)06:07:15 No.691110309 4:42 MELISSA BOONE CHIEF OF STAFF A New Dawn | Halo Studios 33333 11111111 1728261744783261m.jpg 64 KB JPG >2013: Halo is all about Master Chief's personality >2015: Halo is all about being COMPETITIVE >2019: Halo should be an open world live service F2P >2024: Halo 1 was only good because it had graphics, our new game will have good graphics so it will be good too. It's all so tiresome
Anonymous Halo is officially dead 10/07/24(Mon)06:07:15 No.691110309 4:42 MELISSA BOONE CHIEF OF STAFF A New Dawn | Halo Studios 33333 11111111 1728261744783261m.jpg 64 KB JPG >2013: Halo is all about Master Chief's personality >2015: Halo is all about being COMPETITIVE >2019: Halo should be an open world live service F2P >2024: Halo 1 was only good because it had graphics, our new game will have good graphics so it will be good too. It's all so tiresome

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Unreasonable doubt | /r/Greentext

Anonymous PNG | 61.13 KB Tuesday 2024-10-08 04:14:13 3 hours ago 79054550 >Open Reddit >There is a message ģ >Think I'm getting banned for being racist on r/2westerneurope4u >Sweating bullets >Turns out they found out that I want to kill myself How did they know? More importantly... How did I get away with being racist? 8 Replies 1 Image 4< REPLY
Anonymous PNG | 61.13 KB Tuesday 2024-10-08 04:14:13 3 hours ago 79054550 >Open Reddit >There is a message ģ >Think I'm getting banned for being racist on r/2westerneurope4u >Sweating bullets >Turns out they found out that I want to kill myself How did they know? More importantly... How did I get away with being racist? 8 Replies 1 Image 4< REPLY

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Anon hates card commercials | /r/Greentext

Yes, that is totally realistic, Ford. Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon)22:30:56 No.925607668 >Be Ford >Make a commercial about your truck >Put truck on centrifuge >So totally obvious >So obvious even idiots wouldn't fall for it >Have the audacity to say "DO NOT ATTEMPT" Yes Ford, because I have an elaborate set up in my back yard to hang your truck on the back with a big ass centrifuge and swing it around like a pendulum, I totally have that, so does everyone else, you don't have yours in your back yard? Don't have the money to pay people to do so? What're you, poor?
Yes, that is totally realistic, Ford. Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon)22:30:56 No.925607668 >Be Ford >Make a commercial about your truck >Put truck on centrifuge >So totally obvious >So obvious even idiots wouldn't fall for it >Have the audacity to say "DO NOT ATTEMPT" Yes Ford, because I have an elaborate set up in my back yard to hang your truck on the back with a big ass centrifuge and swing it around like a pendulum, I totally have that, so does everyone else, you don't have yours in your back yard? Don't have the money to pay people to do so? What're you, poor?

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cucked and dumped | /r/Greentext

Anonymous cucked. what now? 158 KB PNG 10/08/24(Tue)10:14:07 No.79055435 >be me >16 >become friends with hot tomboyish girl in class >fall in love >decide to ask her out, i know its gonna fail >ask her out >she says yes >ohgodohfuckyes.jpg >we date for a year >everything is great, we have so much chemistry, we're perfect together >she's catholic so we want to wait until marriage, decide to get married when hs ends >suddenly gets really cold and distant >tells me "she needs a break" >2 weeks pass >"I think we need to break up" >crying.jpg >i need to know what happened >inquire through my friend who's dating her cousin >find out she was R---- >she is DATING THE R----- >she SHOWED HER R----- TO HER PARENTS AS HER "BOYFRIEND" >he f---- her literally every time he sees her >crushed.jpg >heart destroyed >her r----- begins to put me through humiliation rituals >he shows up at my job (mcdonalds) to taunt me >he (21 y/o grown man btw) shows up to the high school to give stuff to the office to give to her and i have to deliver it because im the office assistant >she discusses how the f--- all of the time and he makes her c-- like 4 times on his d--- in front of my friends >she talks about my d--- like its tiny (im average) to other girls im on the verge of roping. 6 Replies View Thread
Anonymous cucked. what now? 158 KB PNG 10/08/24(Tue)10:14:07 No.79055435 >be me >16 >become friends with hot tomboyish girl in class >fall in love >decide to ask her out, i know its gonna fail >ask her out >she says yes >ohgodohfuckyes.jpg >we date for a year >everything is great, we have so much chemistry, we're perfect together >she's catholic so we want to wait until marriage, decide to get married when hs ends >suddenly gets really cold and distant >tells me "she needs a break" >2 weeks pass >"I think we need to break up" >crying.jpg >i need to know what happened >inquire through my friend who's dating her cousin >find out she was R---- >she is DATING THE R----- >she SHOWED HER R----- TO HER PARENTS AS HER "BOYFRIEND" >he f---- her literally every time he sees her >crushed.jpg >heart destroyed >her r----- begins to put me through humiliation rituals >he shows up at my job (mcdonalds) to taunt me >he (21 y/o grown man btw) shows up to the high school to give stuff to the office to give to her and i have to deliver it because im the office assistant >she discusses how the f--- all of the time and he makes her c-- like 4 times on his d--- in front of my friends >she talks about my d--- like its tiny (im average) to other girls im on the verge of roping. 6 Replies View Thread

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Based Anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 37 KB JPG >be me 09/17/24(Tue)18:25:19 No.924615900 >Buy an Amazon echo and Google home and use them and my iphones Siri to ask about styrofoam and gasoline, ted kazynskis manifesto, the anarchist cook book >Port scan DOD IPs over 100,000 times a day >Take picture of c--- and balls and upload to Google drive, icloud,drop box The the feds are now legally required to view my d--- pics
Anonymous 37 KB JPG >be me 09/17/24(Tue)18:25:19 No.924615900 >Buy an Amazon echo and Google home and use them and my iphones Siri to ask about styrofoam and gasoline, ted kazynskis manifesto, the anarchist cook book >Port scan DOD IPs over 100,000 times a day >Take picture of c--- and balls and upload to Google drive, icloud,drop box The the feds are now legally required to view my d--- pics

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I want you to Hate Me | /r/Greentext

Board /int/ - International Anonymous >Don't have sex >Normies seethe ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/07/24(Mon) 17:09:04 No.203157569 >Don't watch movies >Hollywood seethes >Don't play games I HAVE NEVER SEEN & VAGINA 53 KB PNG >Banks seethe >Don't vote >Devs seethe >Don't pursue education >Unis seethe >Don't invest >Government seethes >Don't serve >Military seethes >Don't r--- women >Feminists seethe >Don't commit mass shootings >Feds seethe >Do absolutely nothing >Academics and private business and government agents hold billion dollar studies and committees to try and figure out what to do about them and the problem they pose How do chuds cause so much strife and upheaval by simply doing nothing?
Board /int/ - International Anonymous >Don't have sex >Normies seethe ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/07/24(Mon) 17:09:04 No.203157569 >Don't watch movies >Hollywood seethes >Don't play games I HAVE NEVER SEEN & VAGINA 53 KB PNG >Banks seethe >Don't vote >Devs seethe >Don't pursue education >Unis seethe >Don't invest >Government seethes >Don't serve >Military seethes >Don't r--- women >Feminists seethe >Don't commit mass shootings >Feds seethe >Do absolutely nothing >Academics and private business and government agents hold billion dollar studies and committees to try and figure out what to do about them and the problem they pose How do chuds cause so much strife and upheaval by simply doing nothing?

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Anon High IQ Moments | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 28 KB JPG 01/02/19(Wed)20:45:00 No.50197127 >be me >not chad >join cuckold community >lots of girls are looking for guys they can cuck, it's their fetish >a lot of REALLY HOT chicks end up messaging me >get one to start dating me >the deal is she f---- me and is free to f--- others on the side and sometimes I have to watch lose my virginity to her >I immediately go no contact on her and start messaging the other girls through this community >f----- 4 chicks out of my league and it has only been 1 month since I joined. Who here /high IQ/?
Anonymous 28 KB JPG 01/02/19(Wed)20:45:00 No.50197127 >be me >not chad >join cuckold community >lots of girls are looking for guys they can cuck, it's their fetish >a lot of REALLY HOT chicks end up messaging me >get one to start dating me >the deal is she f---- me and is free to f--- others on the side and sometimes I have to watch lose my virginity to her >I immediately go no contact on her and start messaging the other girls through this community >f----- 4 chicks out of my league and it has only been 1 month since I joined. Who here /high IQ/?

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No seriously, when has this ever actually happened? | /r/Greentext

Like that's ever gonna happen. 16880840555750.jpg 152 KB JPG >Devs follow the fans' advice to improve their game >Game does stupendously well
Like that's ever gonna happen. 16880840555750.jpg 152 KB JPG >Devs follow the fans' advice to improve their game >Game does stupendously well

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As I sit here in my dark room | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 79048714 >play adult game >it has an interesting and long story >eventually get bored of the adult part, just focus on the story >game forces sex scenes on me and slows down my progress on the story PNG | 26.95 KB Monday 2024-10-07 17:07:01 about an hour ago 10 Replies 4 Images 3< REPLY
Anonymous 79048714 >play adult game >it has an interesting and long story >eventually get bored of the adult part, just focus on the story >game forces sex scenes on me and slows down my progress on the story PNG | 26.95 KB Monday 2024-10-07 17:07:01 about an hour ago 10 Replies 4 Images 3< REPLY

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I've wallowed enough to deform | /r/Greentext

Anonymous JPG | 452.68 KB Tuesday 2024-10-08 01:06:48 2 hours ago 6 Replies 2 Images 79053099 There are two types of human experiences: Туре А >see person >they look up at you and their eyes light up and a big smile appears on their face >Wow, hi! >God-like entity, thank you for blessing me with your presence >May I please have the honor of having your genitals in my mouth? Type U >see person >they look down at you with a nasty scowl and spit on your shoes >Ewww >Ugghhhhhh, subhuman why have you ruined my day with your disgusting presence? >Please drop dead immediately. I hate you and so does everyone else As a Type U subhuman, I wish for death every day. I went to the store today and saw everyone look at me with disdain. I asked an employee a question and saw her filled with indignation at having to deal with me. What a cruel fate to have to suffer through life like this while others never have to experience this pain. 3< REPLY
Anonymous JPG | 452.68 KB Tuesday 2024-10-08 01:06:48 2 hours ago 6 Replies 2 Images 79053099 There are two types of human experiences: Туре А >see person >they look up at you and their eyes light up and a big smile appears on their face >Wow, hi! >God-like entity, thank you for blessing me with your presence >May I please have the honor of having your genitals in my mouth? Type U >see person >they look down at you with a nasty scowl and spit on your shoes >Ewww >Ugghhhhhh, subhuman why have you ruined my day with your disgusting presence? >Please drop dead immediately. I hate you and so does everyone else As a Type U subhuman, I wish for death every day. I went to the store today and saw everyone look at me with disdain. I asked an employee a question and saw her filled with indignation at having to deal with me. What a cruel fate to have to suffer through life like this while others never have to experience this pain. 3< REPLY

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Mother knows best | /r/Greentext

Anonymous JPG | 23.80 KB Tuesday 2024-10-08 02:17:14 28 minutes ago 79053675 >Be me >always wash out my ass with water >mother praise this method and says is much better than using Toilet paper >just do it for years and not question it >one day my butt is itchy asf >try washing it like always but doesn't work >even using soap won't help >next day, ass is still itchy >go to toilet and just wipe it with toilet paper >Itching goes away and see wet poop stain on toilet paper These bastards lies to me 7 Replies 0 Images 3< REPLY
Anonymous JPG | 23.80 KB Tuesday 2024-10-08 02:17:14 28 minutes ago 79053675 >Be me >always wash out my ass with water >mother praise this method and says is much better than using Toilet paper >just do it for years and not question it >one day my butt is itchy asf >try washing it like always but doesn't work >even using soap won't help >next day, ass is still itchy >go to toilet and just wipe it with toilet paper >Itching goes away and see wet poop stain on toilet paper These bastards lies to me 7 Replies 0 Images 3< REPLY

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