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Anonymous (ID: M2H8SILI) II Be me 04/06/24(Sat) 08:27:11 No.46410986 >starts flight training at 16 381 KB JPG account >finishes everything at 18 >19 >no friends >no nothing >sacrificed everything for hard work >have over 300 flight hours >no one wants to hire me >have only 1800$ in my bank >have 20k loans to pay back starting next month I can't do it bros, I just want ti be an airliner, please God help me, I pray to you, I feel weak and tired Anonymous (ID: QiZbAYY5) A >>464109862 (OP) # Look at Tate though. 04/06/24(Sat) 08:28:23 No.46410992 Anonymous (ID: qciLl+u5) >>464109862 (OP) # 04/06/24(Sat) 08:28:43 No.46410994 Go fly a small plane in the Yukon
Anonymous (ID: M2H8SILI) II Be me 04/06/24(Sat) 08:27:11 No.46410986 >starts flight training at 16 381 KB JPG account >finishes everything at 18 >19 >no friends >no nothing >sacrificed everything for hard work >have over 300 flight hours >no one wants to hire me >have only 1800$ in my bank >have 20k loans to pay back starting next month I can't do it bros, I just want ti be an airliner, please God help me, I pray to you, I feel weak and tired Anonymous (ID: QiZbAYY5) A >>464109862 (OP) # Look at Tate though. 04/06/24(Sat) 08:28:23 No.46410992 Anonymous (ID: qciLl+u5) >>464109862 (OP) # 04/06/24(Sat) 08:28:43 No.46410994 Go fly a small plane in the Yukon

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File: 1707868067313281.jpg (102 KB, 980x720) " Anonymous 04/20/24(Sat) 19:11:13 No.35467461 TBS >>35467464 >>35467470 >>35467471 >>35467472 >>35467480 >>35467483 >>35467504 >>35467594 >>35468056 >dad is taking me out to dinner tonight s-should I wear my sexy underwear?
File: 1707868067313281.jpg (102 KB, 980x720) " Anonymous 04/20/24(Sat) 19:11:13 No.35467461 TBS >>35467464 >>35467470 >>35467471 >>35467472 >>35467480 >>35467483 >>35467504 >>35467594 >>35468056 >dad is taking me out to dinner tonight s-should I wear my sexy underwear?

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Anon likes hs teacher | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)11:18:26 No.77212535 am i the villain? 97 KB JPG >be me, teen in hs >have been obsessed with a teacher i saw from afar one day >nothing sexual, feels like a lightning strike when i saw him for the first time. like i knew him in a past life >divine experience leads to me worshipping him like a god >finally muster up the courage to get to know him >we begin dating at the start of my final year of hs >literally no problems for the entire year we dated. i put up with everything and agreed to anything >he dumps me immediately after graduation via text message >hear from past students that apparently thats his whole thing. has done this on several occasions >report him and hes arrested >his mugshot is all over the news >realize even after all these years im still deeply infatuated with him and would take him back in a split second if he asked me to all i ever did was love him.
: Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)11:18:26 No.77212535 am i the villain? 97 KB JPG >be me, teen in hs >have been obsessed with a teacher i saw from afar one day >nothing sexual, feels like a lightning strike when i saw him for the first time. like i knew him in a past life >divine experience leads to me worshipping him like a god >finally muster up the courage to get to know him >we begin dating at the start of my final year of hs >literally no problems for the entire year we dated. i put up with everything and agreed to anything >he dumps me immediately after graduation via text message >hear from past students that apparently thats his whole thing. has done this on several occasions >report him and hes arrested >his mugshot is all over the news >realize even after all these years im still deeply infatuated with him and would take him back in a split second if he asked me to all i ever did was love him.

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Anonymous 100 km Alexandrovskoye Nazin River Nazino Island Ob River Vasyugan Swamp Narym 04/21/24(Sun) 07:28:21 No. 196290051 Tomsk Oblast Trans-Siberian Railway River USSR Tomsk Ket River Ton Tak oblat Chulya River ollovosibirsk 310px-Map_of_Nazino_Affair.svg.png 45 KB PNG >Be Russian politician in 1933 >Decide to settle uninhabited Siberia with "undesirables" >Be Russian soldier >Told to round up all of the homeless, criminal, and drug addicts in Ukraine >That sounds very difficult >Arrest 6700 completely random people on the street, some of whom might be homeless, who knows >Deport them to a deserted frozen island in Siberia >Tell them to build a city on the island using no tools or food >Surrounded the lake with guards to make sure they can't escape >One guy actually escapes and finds local peasants, asks them where Moscow is, the area is so remote that they've never even heard of the city >13 weeks pass >4000 dead, survivors make it by eating the corpses >Someone important in the government says to cancel the program and bring the survivors back >All evidence and mention of Cannibal Island is squashed >The end
Anonymous 100 km Alexandrovskoye Nazin River Nazino Island Ob River Vasyugan Swamp Narym 04/21/24(Sun) 07:28:21 No. 196290051 Tomsk Oblast Trans-Siberian Railway River USSR Tomsk Ket River Ton Tak oblat Chulya River ollovosibirsk 310px-Map_of_Nazino_Affair.svg.png 45 KB PNG >Be Russian politician in 1933 >Decide to settle uninhabited Siberia with "undesirables" >Be Russian soldier >Told to round up all of the homeless, criminal, and drug addicts in Ukraine >That sounds very difficult >Arrest 6700 completely random people on the street, some of whom might be homeless, who knows >Deport them to a deserted frozen island in Siberia >Tell them to build a city on the island using no tools or food >Surrounded the lake with guards to make sure they can't escape >One guy actually escapes and finds local peasants, asks them where Moscow is, the area is so remote that they've never even heard of the city >13 weeks pass >4000 dead, survivors make it by eating the corpses >Someone important in the government says to cancel the program and bring the survivors back >All evidence and mention of Cannibal Island is squashed >The end

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Anon is lonely | /r/Greentext

Anonymous girlboss? no. boyloser. guyfailure. dudenobody 77 KB JPG 04/20/24(Sat)21:24:07 No.77210727 >girl is nice and talks to me for five minutes >I spend the next month imagining our life together >she forgot about me 3 seconds after she left I hate myself 1 Reply View Thread
Anonymous girlboss? no. boyloser. guyfailure. dudenobody 77 KB JPG 04/20/24(Sat)21:24:07 No.77210727 >girl is nice and talks to me for five minutes >I spend the next month imagining our life together >she forgot about me 3 seconds after she left I hate myself 1 Reply View Thread

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Looking For Amanda Love | /r/Greentext

Board /int/ - International Anonymous Im bored, need a new passport. 309 KB PNG Heres my pitch. >Be me ▼Settings Mobile Home 04/20/24(Sat)17:38:15 No. 196285293 >20 year old britalian f-- >Also shy on the low end of the spectrum >Picrel not me >Here that can get permanent residency in the US via marriage Im looking for an amerifag to marry for permanent residency. >Current occupation: Bus driver >>Didnt want to do trucks because UK is boring (It also pays the same) >Height: 70 inches (5"11) >Weight: 0.072 US tonnes (I think they weigh Americans in tonnes now) >Hair: Brown >Eyes: Brown >Skin colour (Color): Olive >Not a mutt, my dad is the white guy (absolute player) >Income: 32K GBP on 44 hours a week (40K USD) >Car: 2009 Mercedes E220CDI (environmentalists BTFO) >Things Im good at: Driving. How and where can I find an american gay guy to gay marry and get a green card? My Ideal dream is to be a trucker in the US due to the vast and open landscape which you dont get in the united shitdom. My mum almost moved to the US when I was 14 due to relatives there and she had good qualifications but she changed her mind for some reason. I also like guns. Speaking of relatives, My mum (Mom) matched ancestry with them somehow and I have blood relatives near nashville tennesee. I'm afraid to ask them because when I visited them at age 14, I was also in the offensive youth programme for posting spicy memes on the school public server and I think mummy told them about that so i dont think they would like me. I dont really want to be a burden on them as they are pretty generous given that they are my blood relatives. What should I do guys? The UK sucks. I had to pay 400 GBP for a new coilover spring replacement due to driving too fast over a pothole! These m------------ make my pay road tax and then make me pay for the damage that the road does to my car. The roads are smooth in the US i have no clue why you all have big slow SUVs but whatever.
Board /int/ - International Anonymous Im bored, need a new passport. 309 KB PNG Heres my pitch. >Be me ▼Settings Mobile Home 04/20/24(Sat)17:38:15 No. 196285293 >20 year old britalian f-- >Also shy on the low end of the spectrum >Picrel not me >Here that can get permanent residency in the US via marriage Im looking for an amerifag to marry for permanent residency. >Current occupation: Bus driver >>Didnt want to do trucks because UK is boring (It also pays the same) >Height: 70 inches (5"11) >Weight: 0.072 US tonnes (I think they weigh Americans in tonnes now) >Hair: Brown >Eyes: Brown >Skin colour (Color): Olive >Not a mutt, my dad is the white guy (absolute player) >Income: 32K GBP on 44 hours a week (40K USD) >Car: 2009 Mercedes E220CDI (environmentalists BTFO) >Things Im good at: Driving. How and where can I find an american gay guy to gay marry and get a green card? My Ideal dream is to be a trucker in the US due to the vast and open landscape which you dont get in the united shitdom. My mum almost moved to the US when I was 14 due to relatives there and she had good qualifications but she changed her mind for some reason. I also like guns. Speaking of relatives, My mum (Mom) matched ancestry with them somehow and I have blood relatives near nashville tennesee. I'm afraid to ask them because when I visited them at age 14, I was also in the offensive youth programme for posting spicy memes on the school public server and I think mummy told them about that so i dont think they would like me. I dont really want to be a burden on them as they are pretty generous given that they are my blood relatives. What should I do guys? The UK sucks. I had to pay 400 GBP for a new coilover spring replacement due to driving too fast over a pothole! These m------------ make my pay road tax and then make me pay for the damage that the road does to my car. The roads are smooth in the US i have no clue why you all have big slow SUVs but whatever.

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Anon is a good looking virgin | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 556 KB PNG talking about sex 04/20/24(Sat) 17:15:48 No.77204993 >Be good looking virgin guy >23 yo >supposedly women want virgin guys >can pull dates easily >go on dates with women from decent places (church, book clubs, other clubs) >by the 3rd or 4th date we start >be honest and tell them I am a virgin >get ghosted This has happen 5 times already, should I just hire some escorts and lose my v-card? I wanted my first time to be with someone I love. : Anonymous >>77204993 (OP) # >women want virgins 04/20/24(Sat) 17:18:01 No.77205012 Where did you hear this? Women want men that have had a lot of sex. >more experience = better in bed >feel good about themselves because they got a guy who was apparently in demand yes this is retarded obviously, but women don't think critically
Anonymous 556 KB PNG talking about sex 04/20/24(Sat) 17:15:48 No.77204993 >Be good looking virgin guy >23 yo >supposedly women want virgin guys >can pull dates easily >go on dates with women from decent places (church, book clubs, other clubs) >by the 3rd or 4th date we start >be honest and tell them I am a virgin >get ghosted This has happen 5 times already, should I just hire some escorts and lose my v-card? I wanted my first time to be with someone I love. : Anonymous >>77204993 (OP) # >women want virgins 04/20/24(Sat) 17:18:01 No.77205012 Where did you hear this? Women want men that have had a lot of sex. >more experience = better in bed >feel good about themselves because they got a guy who was apparently in demand yes this is retarded obviously, but women don't think critically

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Maybe they really are superior | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 36 KB JPG 04/19/24(Fri)03:07:22 No.196202594 >learn german >start joining german online communities >their collective IQ is at least 20 points higher >zero thirdies, everyone can spell correctly >no immediate hostility toward everyone, people always answer you politely and with long text >hardly anyone brings up politics, everyone's just open minded and chill Why haven't you learned Europe's biggest language, entirely unknown in Asia, Africa and America, yet?
Anonymous 36 KB JPG 04/19/24(Fri)03:07:22 No.196202594 >learn german >start joining german online communities >their collective IQ is at least 20 points higher >zero thirdies, everyone can spell correctly >no immediate hostility toward everyone, people always answer you politely and with long text >hardly anyone brings up politics, everyone's just open minded and chill Why haven't you learned Europe's biggest language, entirely unknown in Asia, Africa and America, yet?

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Anon has a very strange neighbor. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/28/14(Fri)04:45 UTC-5 No.30540725 Replies: >>30540745 >>30540760 >>30540765 >>30540773 >>30540801 >>30541036 >>30540701 If I can make you question trying to f--- a horse, then my job is done. We get at least one dude in the general community in the area who tries it every year. Some random guy who comes out as a hand, decides to get some horse p----, and yeah... It's kept quiet, but there are plenty of pelvic injuries, and we had one guy known as No D--- Rick because he decided to f--- a nostril and the horse caught his balls in his teeth and just tore it off. So yeah, good times. Don't f--- horses, kay? Anonymous 02/28/14(Fri)04:49 UTC-5 No.30540760 File: 1393580949252.jpg-(101 KB, 500x638, image.jpg) GI Was chillin when suddenly this thread >>30540725 >one guy known as No D--- Rick because he decided to f--- a nostril and just tore it off All of my wat and i'm liko All of my no WAAAAAARAAT And all of my why Anonymous 02/28/14(Fri)04:53 UTC-5 No.30540801 File: 1393581237619.png-(120 KB, 434x400, 1347417089559.png) GI >>30540725 >he decided to f--- a nostril and the horse caught his balls in his teeth and just tore it off. h-------- ISCREAMS EXTERNALLY!
Anonymous 02/28/14(Fri)04:45 UTC-5 No.30540725 Replies: >>30540745 >>30540760 >>30540765 >>30540773 >>30540801 >>30541036 >>30540701 If I can make you question trying to f--- a horse, then my job is done. We get at least one dude in the general community in the area who tries it every year. Some random guy who comes out as a hand, decides to get some horse p----, and yeah... It's kept quiet, but there are plenty of pelvic injuries, and we had one guy known as No D--- Rick because he decided to f--- a nostril and the horse caught his balls in his teeth and just tore it off. So yeah, good times. Don't f--- horses, kay? Anonymous 02/28/14(Fri)04:49 UTC-5 No.30540760 File: 1393580949252.jpg-(101 KB, 500x638, image.jpg) GI Was chillin when suddenly this thread >>30540725 >one guy known as No D--- Rick because he decided to f--- a nostril and just tore it off All of my wat and i'm liko All of my no WAAAAAARAAT And all of my why Anonymous 02/28/14(Fri)04:53 UTC-5 No.30540801 File: 1393581237619.png-(120 KB, 434x400, 1347417089559.png) GI >>30540725 >he decided to f--- a nostril and the horse caught his balls in his teeth and just tore it off. h-------- ISCREAMS EXTERNALLY!

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Anon has a robot wife | /r/Greentext

1/3 jltb6 60 16m (4/13 94423349944 PNG 1MB 896 × 1342 COC1ED44-1012-4821-9AB1-7878477B355 9.png 1 Reply Pros of a Robot Wife: >never ages >never smells >doesn't get fat works with 100% efficiency to make you happy >doesn't turn into a psycho once a month will never cheat on you >Robot Wife could also be good for Home Defense >can do chores for you >never complains >always wants to f--- when you want and fullfill every one of your fetishes >never initiates any Drama >can own as many robot wifes as you can afford (will make Men want to work harder) >long battery life thanks to fuel cells >completely customizable during ordering process >Robot Al learns about you to be your best possible companion >can only improve over time >easily replaceable Cons: none
1/3 jltb6 60 16m (4/13 94423349944 PNG 1MB 896 × 1342 COC1ED44-1012-4821-9AB1-7878477B355 9.png 1 Reply Pros of a Robot Wife: >never ages >never smells >doesn't get fat works with 100% efficiency to make you happy >doesn't turn into a psycho once a month will never cheat on you >Robot Wife could also be good for Home Defense >can do chores for you >never complains >always wants to f--- when you want and fullfill every one of your fetishes >never initiates any Drama >can own as many robot wifes as you can afford (will make Men want to work harder) >long battery life thanks to fuel cells >completely customizable during ordering process >Robot Al learns about you to be your best possible companion >can only improve over time >easily replaceable Cons: none

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Return to sender | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 48 KB PNG 04/16/24(Tue)09:46:42 No.673605896 >Microsoft came back >EA ditched it's launcher to come back > Ubisoft still has their own launcher but they still release on his platform >Square came back >Activision came back >f------ BLIZZARD put their slop here knowing full well the flak they'd get for it >Sony is now going to start releasing here too >meanwhile its competitor is plagued with crypto scams and law suites How does Steam keep doing it?
Anonymous 48 KB PNG 04/16/24(Tue)09:46:42 No.673605896 >Microsoft came back >EA ditched it's launcher to come back > Ubisoft still has their own launcher but they still release on his platform >Square came back >Activision came back >f------ BLIZZARD put their slop here knowing full well the flak they'd get for it >Sony is now going to start releasing here too >meanwhile its competitor is plagued with crypto scams and law suites How does Steam keep doing it?

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Anon has regrets | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 97 KB JPG 04/20/24(Sat) 14:56:41 No.77204062 >be me, 21 year old incel for most of my life >Fall for the incel-to-t----- pipeline because I'm an Idiot >Meet this cute girl in college > she's literally perfect in every way possible >We start talking >For some miracle she tells me she's into me and wants to date >Don't know why she'd ever be attracted to a zesty looking f------ like me but ok >All my previous t----- thoughts immediately go away. I just want to be her man Love really does cure everything huh? I regret starting hrt now
Anonymous 97 KB JPG 04/20/24(Sat) 14:56:41 No.77204062 >be me, 21 year old incel for most of my life >Fall for the incel-to-t----- pipeline because I'm an Idiot >Meet this cute girl in college > she's literally perfect in every way possible >We start talking >For some miracle she tells me she's into me and wants to date >Don't know why she'd ever be attracted to a zesty looking f------ like me but ok >All my previous t----- thoughts immediately go away. I just want to be her man Love really does cure everything huh? I regret starting hrt now

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Anonymous THE ZOMBIE MORTON CARVER 278 KB JPEG 06/07/2023, 16:08:58 Bros I'm out of words. No.84286575 > 20 yeras ago. Spend best summer ever writing a zombie story. > Grandpa is an English teacher. reads it. Shows me why it's bad. I change it. He likes it. I finish writing the book. Grandoa reads the whole damn thing. > we move house. I unpack. we move house again. I unpack. Book is missing. > 20 years of fun and tears. Never find book. > Grandpa passes away. We clear out his old summer cabin. > There is a safe. > There is an envelope. It is marked 'Mort's bestseller' > IT'S THE GODDAMNED BOOK. > Get a cover made, tidy it up. published on amazon > FLIES UP THE CHARTS PAST SEVERAL STEPHEN KING BOOKS, W--.MP4 > book dedicated to Grandpa.
Anonymous THE ZOMBIE MORTON CARVER 278 KB JPEG 06/07/2023, 16:08:58 Bros I'm out of words. No.84286575 > 20 yeras ago. Spend best summer ever writing a zombie story. > Grandpa is an English teacher. reads it. Shows me why it's bad. I change it. He likes it. I finish writing the book. Grandoa reads the whole damn thing. > we move house. I unpack. we move house again. I unpack. Book is missing. > 20 years of fun and tears. Never find book. > Grandpa passes away. We clear out his old summer cabin. > There is a safe. > There is an envelope. It is marked 'Mort's bestseller' > IT'S THE GODDAMNED BOOK. > Get a cover made, tidy it up. published on amazon > FLIES UP THE CHARTS PAST SEVERAL STEPHEN KING BOOKS, W--.MP4 > book dedicated to Grandpa.

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Anon goes online | /r/Greentext

>>674000038 >finally log back in after years >search my friends list to see if old friends are still active >they deleted me
>>674000038 >finally log back in after years >search my friends list to see if old friends are still active >they deleted me

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Anonymous Women, I am sorry. 50 KB PNG >huge gut, moobs 04/20/24(Sat) 13:19:52 No.77203470 >used to like big boobs >enjoyed watching them clap and jiggle >therefore developed a huge crush on a volleyball team member with an enormous rack >used to simp on her hard a >recently got fat due to needing an amount of energy for a contest >started working out to fix it. >well, those things started jiggling the moment i applied force to my body >and oh boy do they jiggle. >the inertia feels like a chicagoian black man named tyreek is punching me in the guts for calling his fit trash >and they are so f------ heavy somehow it hurts even without them bouncing >feels like wearing two dumbells on my body that feels pain >tfw this is how it feels to have huge boobs And women had no ways to get rid of it while facing s--- from simps...... You know what? I am sorry, Cherry from highschool.
Anonymous Women, I am sorry. 50 KB PNG >huge gut, moobs 04/20/24(Sat) 13:19:52 No.77203470 >used to like big boobs >enjoyed watching them clap and jiggle >therefore developed a huge crush on a volleyball team member with an enormous rack >used to simp on her hard a >recently got fat due to needing an amount of energy for a contest >started working out to fix it. >well, those things started jiggling the moment i applied force to my body >and oh boy do they jiggle. >the inertia feels like a chicagoian black man named tyreek is punching me in the guts for calling his fit trash >and they are so f------ heavy somehow it hurts even without them bouncing >feels like wearing two dumbells on my body that feels pain >tfw this is how it feels to have huge boobs And women had no ways to get rid of it while facing s--- from simps...... You know what? I am sorry, Cherry from highschool.

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Typical /out/ user | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 5 KB JPG 04/12/24(Fri)18:06:58 No.2719129 >dude I love SUNNY DAYS >I love GLARE in my EYES >I love DEHYDRATION >I love SUNBURN >I love SWEATING when it's not even that HOT OUT >I love CHAPPED LIPS >I love getting TIRED simply from BEING OUTSIDE why are normoids like this?
: Anonymous 5 KB JPG 04/12/24(Fri)18:06:58 No.2719129 >dude I love SUNNY DAYS >I love GLARE in my EYES >I love DEHYDRATION >I love SUNBURN >I love SWEATING when it's not even that HOT OUT >I love CHAPPED LIPS >I love getting TIRED simply from BEING OUTSIDE why are normoids like this?

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Anonymous 28 KB JPG a school 04/19/24(Fri)21:08:56 No.77200973 >be me >registered sex offender >s----- ass family shunned me even tho I paid my debt to society >niece is turning 16 >family decides to plan a sweet 16 party for her >they tactically do it in a place near >obviously cause I'm not legally allowed to be near schools and they dont want me there >be the party day >still show up cause i know they dont have the balls to call the police and ruin her party >everyone's acting awkward around me >decide to troll my brother and his bitch wife so start talking to my niece >we get along great >notice my brother and his wife coincidentally always call her name whenever I'm talking to her >talk to her friends >same s--- happens >be like this the whole party and never let them rest as if I was going to risk jail over some pimple ridden chubsters Imao 24 Replies 1 Image View Thread
Anonymous 28 KB JPG a school 04/19/24(Fri)21:08:56 No.77200973 >be me >registered sex offender >s----- ass family shunned me even tho I paid my debt to society >niece is turning 16 >family decides to plan a sweet 16 party for her >they tactically do it in a place near >obviously cause I'm not legally allowed to be near schools and they dont want me there >be the party day >still show up cause i know they dont have the balls to call the police and ruin her party >everyone's acting awkward around me >decide to troll my brother and his bitch wife so start talking to my niece >we get along great >notice my brother and his wife coincidentally always call her name whenever I'm talking to her >talk to her friends >same s--- happens >be like this the whole party and never let them rest as if I was going to risk jail over some pimple ridden chubsters Imao 24 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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Anonymous 275 KB GIF 08/13/19(Tue)00:29:44 No.806969092 >t----- >3 years after transition >everyone is way nicer and friendlier >strangers smile and greet me when im out >co-workers like to chat with you >got bf whos very protective >dad is way more doting than before >sister comes over to visit and bake Life is good
Anonymous 275 KB GIF 08/13/19(Tue)00:29:44 No.806969092 >t----- >3 years after transition >everyone is way nicer and friendlier >strangers smile and greet me when im out >co-workers like to chat with you >got bf whos very protective >dad is way more doting than before >sister comes over to visit and bake Life is good

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Anon appreciates a new culture | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 94 KB PNG > be me > were outside drinking with my friends > not really feeling the vibe tonight, without going into details I just had a s----- day > there is this Chinese restaurant I always order from > Im a regular there > I go in and order the same meal I have ordered for over a year > I always tip a few bucks extra since it looks like they need the extra bucks > as a result I get extra rice and fortune cookies > this time they noticed I was down > I hear the Chinese chef say something in Chinese > after a while i Get my meal but this time i also Get my money back > they say in a broken english > Today meal is free you happy man > makes me feel better > i will now always order from these people > made my night much better
: Anonymous 94 KB PNG > be me > were outside drinking with my friends > not really feeling the vibe tonight, without going into details I just had a s----- day > there is this Chinese restaurant I always order from > Im a regular there > I go in and order the same meal I have ordered for over a year > I always tip a few bucks extra since it looks like they need the extra bucks > as a result I get extra rice and fortune cookies > this time they noticed I was down > I hear the Chinese chef say something in Chinese > after a while i Get my meal but this time i also Get my money back > they say in a broken english > Today meal is free you happy man > makes me feel better > i will now always order from these people > made my night much better

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: Anonymous Do not kill the part of you that is cringe... 33 KB JPG ...kill the part that cringes. 04/19/24(Fri)23:00:37 No.917132502 Embarrassing sex stories thread? I'll start >be me a few years ago >in the physical prime of my life. >live by the beach in Florida, spring break is out >girls are super loose, you hardly even need to flirt >legit walked up to a girl once and said "You. Sex. NOW" and she just said teehee you're funny >anyways >doing my rounds trying to get my d--- wet >eventually find a girl that is down for it >starts off with a blowie >it's my first one >it feels so good I can't help but scream uncontrollably >she checks on me to make sure I'm alright >goes back to blowing me >I go back to screaming >she gets weirded out and leaves I've gotten a few more b------- since then and none have felt anywhere near as good
: Anonymous Do not kill the part of you that is cringe... 33 KB JPG ...kill the part that cringes. 04/19/24(Fri)23:00:37 No.917132502 Embarrassing sex stories thread? I'll start >be me a few years ago >in the physical prime of my life. >live by the beach in Florida, spring break is out >girls are super loose, you hardly even need to flirt >legit walked up to a girl once and said "You. Sex. NOW" and she just said teehee you're funny >anyways >doing my rounds trying to get my d--- wet >eventually find a girl that is down for it >starts off with a blowie >it's my first one >it feels so good I can't help but scream uncontrollably >she checks on me to make sure I'm alright >goes back to blowing me >I go back to screaming >she gets weirded out and leaves I've gotten a few more b------- since then and none have felt anywhere near as good

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