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: Anonymous AD 120 KB JPG 04/29/23(Sat) 19:46:59 No.898433921 > Be me, a cuck > Have a wife who's been seeing this Chad thundercock for a while > Can't say s--- cuz she has the p---- pass > One day, Chad comes over with a Nintendo Switch > "Hey man, just wanted to give you this," he says > I'm confused as f---, but I take it anyway > Chad leaves, and I'm left staring at the Switch in my hands > MFW I realize Chad is trying to buy my affection with a f------ Nintendo Switch > But hey, at least I got a new gaming console out of this whole mess > Thanks, Chad, for the Switch. Now go f--- my wife some more, I guess.

: Anonymous AD 120 KB JPG 04/29/23(Sat) 19:46:59 No.898433921 > Be me, a cuck > Have a wife who's been seeing this Chad thundercock for a while > Can't say s--- cuz she has the p---- pass > One day, Chad comes over with a Nintendo Switch > "Hey man, just wanted to give you this," he says > I'm confused as f---, but I take it anyway > Chad leaves, and I'm left staring at the Switch in my hands > MFW I realize Chad is trying to buy my affection with a f------ Nintendo Switch > But hey, at least I got a new gaming console out of this whole mess > Thanks, Chad, for the Switch. Now go f--- my wife some more, I guess.

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: Anonymous ANGERY 34 KB JPG 04/16/23(Sun)14:51:46 No.72972479 It makes me angry that boys haven't provided a safer, nicer world for girls. WE'RE supposed to be their leaders and protectors, and this chaos is what we offer?

: Anonymous ANGERY 34 KB JPG 04/16/23(Sun)14:51:46 No.72972479 It makes me angry that boys haven't provided a safer, nicer world for girls. WE'RE supposed to be their leaders and protectors, and this chaos is what we offer?

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: Anonymous : Anonymous >troubles will come and they will pass It's been 27 years... it's never getting better, is it? 29 KB JPG >>73141687 # 04/30/23(Sun)01:54:26 No.73141311 People my age are going places while here I am sitting in a box 1631021264874m.jpg 97 KB JPG TS >>73141311 (OP) # OVER. 04/30/23(Sun)02:01:09 No.73141382 : Anonymous >>73141382 # Pretty much yessu desu Are you browsing 4chan in a box, anon? 04/30/23(Sun)02:26:54 No.73141687

: Anonymous : Anonymous >troubles will come and they will pass It's been 27 years... it's never getting better, is it? 29 KB JPG >>73141687 # 04/30/23(Sun)01:54:26 No.73141311 People my age are going places while here I am sitting in a box 1631021264874m.jpg 97 KB JPG TS >>73141311 (OP) # OVER. 04/30/23(Sun)02:01:09 No.73141382 : Anonymous >>73141382 # Pretty much yessu desu Are you browsing 4chan in a box, anon? 04/30/23(Sun)02:26:54 No.73141687

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: Anonymous 31 KB PNG 04/26/23(Wed)19:52:05 No.21959441 >>21959445 # >>21959462 # >>21959463 # >>21959464 # >>21959588 # : Anonymous >>21959465 # >>21959441 # Mein Kampf 04/26/23(Wed)19:52:58 No.21959445 Dubs decide my next book. Paradise Lost is fun, but I'm tired of it by now I will return to it in the future. : Anonymous 04/26/23(Wed)19:56:06 No.21959462 >>21959441 # The talmud.

: Anonymous 31 KB PNG 04/26/23(Wed)19:52:05 No.21959441 >>21959445 # >>21959462 # >>21959463 # >>21959464 # >>21959588 # : Anonymous >>21959465 # >>21959441 # Mein Kampf 04/26/23(Wed)19:52:58 No.21959445 Dubs decide my next book. Paradise Lost is fun, but I'm tired of it by now I will return to it in the future. : Anonymous 04/26/23(Wed)19:56:06 No.21959462 >>21959441 # The talmud.

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a kid Dad to F--- Off because I'm playing Super Nintendo displeased at my French, begins to formulate his plot e up the next morning mall beanie-baby frog is on my pillow es the crap out of me g it off eat breakfast cereal beanie-baby frog comes out of box the f--- school back feels heavier than usual middle pocket with, like, ten frogs broughly scared now ut window to daydream as I often do baby frog on outside windowsill ut in class it ut to hall me ack because lights off and drapes pulled light F------ KITCHEN FILLED WITH BEANIE BABY FROGS WHAT THE F--- nocks on door und og suit pressing his face against the door O room door frog in the middle of the floor on top of a piece of paper 9 e door, son. pen door for frogman silently, slowly walks up to me s you, Dad," I say. na voice nothing like my father's: "It is not, Anon." mask off cle mes into the house laughing like an idiot self and says. "We don't say F---' in this house, boy. Now who's up for McDonald's?" d where did you get all those f------ beanie babies from 02/10(Thu)21:52 No.80241XXX ther time when, while I was sleeping, he drove me about five miles away to where a Russian-American family he knew lived. man and woman treated me like I had lived there my whole life. I was there for twelve hours before my father came to pick me up. 2/10(Thu)22:00 No.80241XXX me looking at forbidden websites (read: p--- [This was when I was younger]) ng to pull something crazy because I had wisened up a bit s me from the computer for four days turn on computer age (desktop, everything's icon, the mouse cursor) was replaced by a weird-looking triceritops picture he made himself ged so that dinosaur roars come out of it 24/7 a toy Triceratops to the top of my monitor - two weeks before he took it off. ses that computer monitor, triceritops and all. hu)22:14 No.80242XXX school end's house -cream when I'm in the middle of my third bowl when I can't eat my dinner re in the kitchen with a stern look on his eye with the Russian man from earlier story down e fridge and pulls out a container of Moose Tracks ice-cream, my favoritest ice-cream ever boons spoonful unting taste he and Mr. Russia proceed to eat the entire bucket of ice-cream in front of me, savoring every bite and making "MMMMMMM" and "OOUUAAAHHH SOO GOOG of my chair my dad would tell me to sit back down eyes or look away my dad would stick his fingers in my sides, which I f------ hated atch him and Mr. Russia eat an entire bucket of my favorite ice-cream essert, he gives Mr. Russia a friendly beer and sends him on his way, and then asks what I want for dinner 22:24 No.80243XXX uts. Here's an example: She Said!" joke to my dad mat form of humor but for one shirt n buddies to rig a small microphone up to i ad after one second of me talking, it emits a "That's What She Said!" ay to school be angry at or impressed by my dad. 40 No.80244XXX for putting gum underneath a desk oing to pull some crazy s--- he incident uck on the ceiling of putty is stuck on the ceiling eek There is a full circle of about fifteen wads on the ceiling Smaller putties spell out "UNDER BED" ad, I'm not scared, I'm not scared of putty maller putties spell out "IN DRAWER™ de out of putty Putties form an arrow pointing to the window it was about 5:30 in the morning and very dark EALING A GIANT MAN MADE OF PUTTY OH GOD FREAKY AS F--- MASK OH GOD 1?" LAD...wait, Dad? That isn't you? ck inside the s--- out of eachother ard behind hedge e out of the house n sk arby bushes holding a portable radio playing the Twilight Zone theme m in school y tell me about how hard they worked on this one believe I forgot it.

a kid Dad to F--- Off because I'm playing Super Nintendo displeased at my French, begins to formulate his plot e up the next morning mall beanie-baby frog is on my pillow es the crap out of me g it off eat breakfast cereal beanie-baby frog comes out of box the f--- school back feels heavier than usual middle pocket with, like, ten frogs broughly scared now ut window to daydream as I often do baby frog on outside windowsill ut in class it ut to hall me ack because lights off and drapes pulled light F------ KITCHEN FILLED WITH BEANIE BABY FROGS WHAT THE F--- nocks on door und og suit pressing his face against the door O room door frog in the middle of the floor on top of a piece of paper 9 e door, son. pen door for frogman silently, slowly walks up to me s you, Dad," I say. na voice nothing like my father's: "It is not, Anon." mask off cle mes into the house laughing like an idiot self and says. "We don't say F---' in this house, boy. Now who's up for McDonald's?" d where did you get all those f------ beanie babies from 02/10(Thu)21:52 No.80241XXX ther time when, while I was sleeping, he drove me about five miles away to where a Russian-American family he knew lived. man and woman treated me like I had lived there my whole life. I was there for twelve hours before my father came to pick me up. 2/10(Thu)22:00 No.80241XXX me looking at forbidden websites (read: p--- [This was when I was younger]) ng to pull something crazy because I had wisened up a bit s me from the computer for four days turn on computer age (desktop, everything's icon, the mouse cursor) was replaced by a weird-looking triceritops picture he made himself ged so that dinosaur roars come out of it 24/7 a toy Triceratops to the top of my monitor - two weeks before he took it off. ses that computer monitor, triceritops and all. hu)22:14 No.80242XXX school end's house -cream when I'm in the middle of my third bowl when I can't eat my dinner re in the kitchen with a stern look on his eye with the Russian man from earlier story down e fridge and pulls out a container of Moose Tracks ice-cream, my favoritest ice-cream ever boons spoonful unting taste he and Mr. Russia proceed to eat the entire bucket of ice-cream in front of me, savoring every bite and making "MMMMMMM" and "OOUUAAAHHH SOO GOOG of my chair my dad would tell me to sit back down eyes or look away my dad would stick his fingers in my sides, which I f------ hated atch him and Mr. Russia eat an entire bucket of my favorite ice-cream essert, he gives Mr. Russia a friendly beer and sends him on his way, and then asks what I want for dinner 22:24 No.80243XXX uts. Here's an example: She Said!" joke to my dad mat form of humor but for one shirt n buddies to rig a small microphone up to i ad after one second of me talking, it emits a "That's What She Said!" ay to school be angry at or impressed by my dad. 40 No.80244XXX for putting gum underneath a desk oing to pull some crazy s--- he incident uck on the ceiling of putty is stuck on the ceiling eek There is a full circle of about fifteen wads on the ceiling Smaller putties spell out "UNDER BED" ad, I'm not scared, I'm not scared of putty maller putties spell out "IN DRAWER™ de out of putty Putties form an arrow pointing to the window it was about 5:30 in the morning and very dark EALING A GIANT MAN MADE OF PUTTY OH GOD FREAKY AS F--- MASK OH GOD 1?" LAD...wait, Dad? That isn't you? ck inside the s--- out of eachother ard behind hedge e out of the house n sk arby bushes holding a portable radio playing the Twilight Zone theme m in school y tell me about how hard they worked on this one believe I forgot it.

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File: 61246077-92AF-4147-8EBD-9(...).png (13 KB, 256x256) Anonymous 04/30/23(Sun)01:31:57 No.15404265 >>15404320 >>15404337 >>15404345 >>15404347 >be me >make a post on reddit advertising a small, friendly discord server that i'm part of >respond to my own post with 22 alt accounts claiming that this server is the bomb, definitely should join, etc >>15404277 >>15404294 >>15404314 >one non-me account DMs asking to join >the trap has worked >respond "sure" and send the link >the discord server is literally just me and over 40 alternate accounts >...and this guy >utilize voice change and multiple devices to fake voice chats, usually have 2 or 3 alts in a private channel so they're visible but can't be heard >simple code allows me to schedule-send messages so the server stays mostly active while i'm asleep >slowly the test subject becomes more and more engaged in the server >making friends, having private convos in DMs, etc >ffw six weeks, fairly obvious at this point that this server is his main source of social interaction what should i do now lol

File: 61246077-92AF-4147-8EBD-9(...).png (13 KB, 256x256) Anonymous 04/30/23(Sun)01:31:57 No.15404265 >>15404320 >>15404337 >>15404345 >>15404347 >be me >make a post on reddit advertising a small, friendly discord server that i'm part of >respond to my own post with 22 alt accounts claiming that this server is the bomb, definitely should join, etc >>15404277 >>15404294 >>15404314 >one non-me account DMs asking to join >the trap has worked >respond "sure" and send the link >the discord server is literally just me and over 40 alternate accounts >...and this guy >utilize voice change and multiple devices to fake voice chats, usually have 2 or 3 alts in a private channel so they're visible but can't be heard >simple code allows me to schedule-send messages so the server stays mostly active while i'm asleep >slowly the test subject becomes more and more engaged in the server >making friends, having private convos in DMs, etc >ffw six weeks, fairly obvious at this point that this server is his main source of social interaction what should i do now lol

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Anon hates liberals | /r/Greentext

images (1) (14).jpg 34 KB JPG Presenting to you, the XM556 Microgun >A handheld version of the M134 minigun, but just as devastating in terms of damage per second >Belt fed, electric powered, with a firing rate of up to 8000 rpm, and 5.56×45 NATO calibre, armour piercing rounds Just the perfect bad boy to get rid of any pesky liberals in your neighbourhood

images (1) (14).jpg 34 KB JPG Presenting to you, the XM556 Microgun >A handheld version of the M134 minigun, but just as devastating in terms of damage per second >Belt fed, electric powered, with a firing rate of up to 8000 rpm, and 5.56×45 NATO calibre, armour piercing rounds Just the perfect bad boy to get rid of any pesky liberals in your neighbourhood

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Anon is a shitty person | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 14 KB JPG 04/02/23(Sun)02:15:08 No.72793670 >Be me >Get abused by s----- parents >Grow up >Come to the realization that ive hurt people and am s----- to women Funny how that works huh

: Anonymous 14 KB JPG 04/02/23(Sun)02:15:08 No.72793670 >Be me >Get abused by s----- parents >Grow up >Come to the realization that ive hurt people and am s----- to women Funny how that works huh

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Anon is a retard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 107 KB PNG 04/29/23(Sat)22:22:49 No.73139475 >Be me, trying to open a can of beans with a pocket knife like a dumbass >Can opener is nowhere to be found, so I figure the knife will do >Hold the can in one hand and the knife in the other, trying to pry open the lid >Knife slips and I accidentally stab myself in the leg >Scream in pain and drop the knife and can >Roommate comes in and sees me bleeding all over the kitchen floor, knife in leg >Calls an ambulance and we rush to the hospital >Get to the ER and they take me in for emergency surgery >Doctors tell me I was lucky to not hit an artery or do more damage >End up with several stitches and a large bandage on my leg >Roommate f---- with me about my can-opening skills for weeks afterwards

: Anonymous 107 KB PNG 04/29/23(Sat)22:22:49 No.73139475 >Be me, trying to open a can of beans with a pocket knife like a dumbass >Can opener is nowhere to be found, so I figure the knife will do >Hold the can in one hand and the knife in the other, trying to pry open the lid >Knife slips and I accidentally stab myself in the leg >Scream in pain and drop the knife and can >Roommate comes in and sees me bleeding all over the kitchen floor, knife in leg >Calls an ambulance and we rush to the hospital >Get to the ER and they take me in for emergency surgery >Doctors tell me I was lucky to not hit an artery or do more damage >End up with several stitches and a large bandage on my leg >Roommate f---- with me about my can-opening skills for weeks afterwards

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Fitanon is violated. | /r/Greentext

File: images (41).jpg (6 KB, 230x219) Anonymous 04/29/23(Sat)14:57:49 No.70785245 [Reply] ► >>70787648 >>70787883 >>70785261 >>70785264 >>70785270 >>70785314 >>70785338 >>70785533 >>70785556 >>70785594 >>70785607 >>70785623 >>70785630 >>70786008 >>70786162 >>70786206 >>70786247 >>70786595 >>70787277 >>70787463 >>70787493 >>70787528 >>70787550 >27 yo >finally get a gf (thank you fit) >we stay at my place and make love and cuddle >says she's hungry >browses my pantry (didn't ask before) >takes my pb jar (my special expensive one with no additives) >gets a spoon, takes a huge spoon of pb and dives the spoon in again >all the while I was just staring, completely baffled at so much impolitness and uncleanliness - she was smiling and giggling the whole time she thought it was cute What should I do? I made up an excuse pretended I had to go a few minutes later so she would get the hint and go. I don't think I could live with someone like that, but to be completely honest I don't want to give up the sex what would you do in my place?

File: images (41).jpg (6 KB, 230x219) Anonymous 04/29/23(Sat)14:57:49 No.70785245 [Reply] ► >>70787648 >>70787883 >>70785261 >>70785264 >>70785270 >>70785314 >>70785338 >>70785533 >>70785556 >>70785594 >>70785607 >>70785623 >>70785630 >>70786008 >>70786162 >>70786206 >>70786247 >>70786595 >>70787277 >>70787463 >>70787493 >>70787528 >>70787550 >27 yo >finally get a gf (thank you fit) >we stay at my place and make love and cuddle >says she's hungry >browses my pantry (didn't ask before) >takes my pb jar (my special expensive one with no additives) >gets a spoon, takes a huge spoon of pb and dives the spoon in again >all the while I was just staring, completely baffled at so much impolitness and uncleanliness - she was smiling and giggling the whole time she thought it was cute What should I do? I made up an excuse pretended I had to go a few minutes later so she would get the hint and go. I don't think I could live with someone like that, but to be completely honest I don't want to give up the sex what would you do in my place?

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The Chadian Secret Revealed by Anon........... | /r/Greentext

131 KB JPG >be me >25 year old "chad" >have basic hygiene (take showers everyday, brush teeth etc.) >Maintian my body through shaving, haircuts etc. >go to gym regularly, eat healthy and take care of my body >Dress decently >Treat women with respect and pursue them confidently >compliment them and make them feel special >get 8/10 gf and live happily It's that easy guys. Just don't look like a f------ slob and take care of yourself.

131 KB JPG >be me >25 year old "chad" >have basic hygiene (take showers everyday, brush teeth etc.) >Maintian my body through shaving, haircuts etc. >go to gym regularly, eat healthy and take care of my body >Dress decently >Treat women with respect and pursue them confidently >compliment them and make them feel special >get 8/10 gf and live happily It's that easy guys. Just don't look like a f------ slob and take care of yourself.

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: Anonymous 영업 04/29/23(Sat) 10:17:57 No.898410420 42 KB JPG I'm not a bigot but I enjoy bigoted humor, I think it brings all of us together >hate fourchan format so go to plebbit >make jokes about jews, blacks, whites, gingers, arabs, muslims, christians, asians, mexicans, women >some upvotes, some downvotes depending on the sub >make jokes about sexual deviants on a couple of subs > [Removed by Reddit] >permanently banned from reddit Why does that community love 40% suicide rates so much? Anyway, you guys have any good train jokes?

: Anonymous 영업 04/29/23(Sat) 10:17:57 No.898410420 42 KB JPG I'm not a bigot but I enjoy bigoted humor, I think it brings all of us together >hate fourchan format so go to plebbit >make jokes about jews, blacks, whites, gingers, arabs, muslims, christians, asians, mexicans, women >some upvotes, some downvotes depending on the sub >make jokes about sexual deviants on a couple of subs > [Removed by Reddit] >permanently banned from reddit Why does that community love 40% suicide rates so much? Anyway, you guys have any good train jokes?

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Anonymous DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH OPEN BORDERS FOR ISRAEL 123 KB JPG 04/29/23(Sat)09:03:37 No.898408096 Imagine a world: >Israel's is a multicultural society >influx of Africans, Arabs, Asians make it the melting pot That's beautiful. Without this transformation, Israel will not survive. Build incentives so non-Jews have more opportunities than Jews. If you disagree, you are a fascist. Let's make this country a Jew minority so we can be diverse.

Anonymous DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH OPEN BORDERS FOR ISRAEL 123 KB JPG 04/29/23(Sat)09:03:37 No.898408096 Imagine a world: >Israel's is a multicultural society >influx of Africans, Arabs, Asians make it the melting pot That's beautiful. Without this transformation, Israel will not survive. Build incentives so non-Jews have more opportunities than Jews. If you disagree, you are a fascist. Let's make this country a Jew minority so we can be diverse.

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: Anonymous LIFE OF A FLAT EARTHER 04/17/23 (Mon) 22:31:02 No.34573536 29 KB JPG >wake up, sip perfectly stationary level glass of water >open curtains, see local sun cast beautiful crepuscular rays >driving to work, no visible curvature anywhere >lunch at the park, horizon rises to eye level >at my desk... nope, don't feel any rotation! >about to leave work, walk out to my car, think to myself "Heh, if globe, why parking lot flat? Hehe." >after dinner, see the full Moon change size in the sky "You know honey, the moon is a plasma mirror of Earth and discloses where the lost continent of Atlantis is." >plenty of photos on his Nikon D900 of the stars in the waters above that Chuds will scream is out of focus despite never having tried to look at the stars with a telescope in focus and then out of focus >read my son the entire lore of Tartaria before he goes to bed >lay down and Astral project until morning How can Globeheads even cope with the fact that Flat Earthers have normal lives and are just people that know they have purpose on this Earth? Also, inb4 jannies 404 this thread but let "gorillas are fake" go for days.

: Anonymous LIFE OF A FLAT EARTHER 04/17/23 (Mon) 22:31:02 No.34573536 29 KB JPG >wake up, sip perfectly stationary level glass of water >open curtains, see local sun cast beautiful crepuscular rays >driving to work, no visible curvature anywhere >lunch at the park, horizon rises to eye level >at my desk... nope, don't feel any rotation! >about to leave work, walk out to my car, think to myself "Heh, if globe, why parking lot flat? Hehe." >after dinner, see the full Moon change size in the sky "You know honey, the moon is a plasma mirror of Earth and discloses where the lost continent of Atlantis is." >plenty of photos on his Nikon D900 of the stars in the waters above that Chuds will scream is out of focus despite never having tried to look at the stars with a telescope in focus and then out of focus >read my son the entire lore of Tartaria before he goes to bed >lay down and Astral project until morning How can Globeheads even cope with the fact that Flat Earthers have normal lives and are just people that know they have purpose on this Earth? Also, inb4 jannies 404 this thread but let "gorillas are fake" go for days.

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: Anonymous 72 KB JPG 04/29/23 (Sat)12:14:26 No.1754794C >read all the posts on /pol/ about how easy to pick up girls irl and how low the bar is to get p---- for white guys >get fresh haircut, put on cologne and nice button up shirt, go to mall and try to talk to girls >approach 12 over the course of 2 hours >each of them said no >even a chunky latina I thought would be a lock in You f------ lied to me. Now I can never go back to that mall, AND I want to kill myself 24 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

: Anonymous 72 KB JPG 04/29/23 (Sat)12:14:26 No.1754794C >read all the posts on /pol/ about how easy to pick up girls irl and how low the bar is to get p---- for white guys >get fresh haircut, put on cologne and nice button up shirt, go to mall and try to talk to girls >approach 12 over the course of 2 hours >each of them said no >even a chunky latina I thought would be a lock in You f------ lied to me. Now I can never go back to that mall, AND I want to kill myself 24 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous Damn, bitch, you live like this? 148 KB JPG 06/19/22(Sun)10:58:40 No.69102328 >have anxiety for months about messy apartment >hot female neighbor keeps asking if she can hang out at my place, heightening anxiety >I keep saying no, it's a mess, and she's like haha mine too it's ok >finally get invited to her place for once >I step inside and pic related but 30x worse >say "Wow, almost as bad as mine" to make her feel better but h-------- bro why are women so disgusting?

: Anonymous Damn, bitch, you live like this? 148 KB JPG 06/19/22(Sun)10:58:40 No.69102328 >have anxiety for months about messy apartment >hot female neighbor keeps asking if she can hang out at my place, heightening anxiety >I keep saying no, it's a mess, and she's like haha mine too it's ok >finally get invited to her place for once >I step inside and pic related but 30x worse >say "Wow, almost as bad as mine" to make her feel better but h-------- bro why are women so disgusting?

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Anonymous 59 KB PNG 04/29/23(Sat)02:43:40 No.73134911 >be me at 2am >hungry af, only had lunch 14 hours before >decide to stealthily order pizza >do my order online, state for the delivery guy to not honk to not annoy neighbors and stuff >wait >40 minutes go by i start wondering when it will arrive >start hearing a distant motorcycle honk >it keeps getting closer and closer >stops in front of my house, still honking >delivery guy starts making f------ rhythms with the honk 2 Replies / 1 Image >quickly go out to quiet the delivery guy >open door and he stops, but i can hear him panting like an animal >guy straight up yells my full name and my order >awkwardly reply and take the pizza, already paid online >yells "thank you for your order" at the top of his lungs >jumps back to his bike and i go back to my door >i look back and see at least 4 different neighbor lights turning on >go inside >can hear him panting for like 5 minutes while trying to turn on the bike >when he does he straight up passes 3 gears in a split second while honking and drifts away Im never ordering pizza at 2am again View Thread

Anonymous 59 KB PNG 04/29/23(Sat)02:43:40 No.73134911 >be me at 2am >hungry af, only had lunch 14 hours before >decide to stealthily order pizza >do my order online, state for the delivery guy to not honk to not annoy neighbors and stuff >wait >40 minutes go by i start wondering when it will arrive >start hearing a distant motorcycle honk >it keeps getting closer and closer >stops in front of my house, still honking >delivery guy starts making f------ rhythms with the honk 2 Replies / 1 Image >quickly go out to quiet the delivery guy >open door and he stops, but i can hear him panting like an animal >guy straight up yells my full name and my order >awkwardly reply and take the pizza, already paid online >yells "thank you for your order" at the top of his lungs >jumps back to his bike and i go back to my door >i look back and see at least 4 different neighbor lights turning on >go inside >can hear him panting for like 5 minutes while trying to turn on the bike >when he does he straight up passes 3 gears in a split second while honking and drifts away Im never ordering pizza at 2am again View Thread

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Anonymous 04/28/23 (Fri)21:17:36 No.73132559 >>73132580 >>73133546 >>73133626 >british >kicked off a TV show purely for being unlikable >had to resort to self-cucking and pimping out his girlfriend to make rent >only lasting business success came from being a discord mod >even his discord server got shut down and he had to start a new one >switched religions three times in order to try and shift attention from his string of Ls >bullied on twitter by a zoomer feminist >tried so hard to overcorrect he narc'd on himself and got arrested >only lasting impact is a cancer diagnosis and becoming synonymous with tiktok cringe compilations why do zoomer retards idolize this guy so much again? Anonymous 04/28/23(Fri)21:19:59 No.73132580 >>73132559 (OP) say what you will but he proved that bald gay chinless weirdos can become the most popular eceleb on earth for a while. this gives me home for becoming one myself. Anonymous 04/28/23(Fri)22:52:24 No.73133546 >>73132559 (OP) >had to resort to self-cucking and pimping out his girlfriend to make rent Girlfriends* he had more than one. And guy is a player he uses girls for sex or money. You think he actually loved those hoes? >>73133596 >>73133612 >tried so hard to overcorrect he narc'd on himself and got arrested The girls who reported him were found to have been liars and planning this for months. Their text messages showed them telling each other they were gonna be famous and ask netflix to make a movie about their bs. And of course he went to jail in this cucked society. Its billions against him. And he still fights, he doesnt give in and become a souless npc like a p---- >only lasting business success came from being a discord mod He literally became a multi millionaire off his previous businesses >why do zoomer retards idolize this guy so much again? Lol Anonymous 04/28/23(Fri)22:56:41 No.73133596 >>73133546 i hope he sees this, maybe he can teach you to self-cuck and run a discord as effectively as he did Anonymous 04/28/23(Fri)22:59:05 No.73133612 ► >>73133546 >its billions against him, and he still fights, he doesnt give in what are you, his ball fondler in chief? how much does he pay you to ride his c--- this hard loool

Anonymous 04/28/23 (Fri)21:17:36 No.73132559 >>73132580 >>73133546 >>73133626 >british >kicked off a TV show purely for being unlikable >had to resort to self-cucking and pimping out his girlfriend to make rent >only lasting business success came from being a discord mod >even his discord server got shut down and he had to start a new one >switched religions three times in order to try and shift attention from his string of Ls >bullied on twitter by a zoomer feminist >tried so hard to overcorrect he narc'd on himself and got arrested >only lasting impact is a cancer diagnosis and becoming synonymous with tiktok cringe compilations why do zoomer retards idolize this guy so much again? Anonymous 04/28/23(Fri)21:19:59 No.73132580 >>73132559 (OP) say what you will but he proved that bald gay chinless weirdos can become the most popular eceleb on earth for a while. this gives me home for becoming one myself. Anonymous 04/28/23(Fri)22:52:24 No.73133546 >>73132559 (OP) >had to resort to self-cucking and pimping out his girlfriend to make rent Girlfriends* he had more than one. And guy is a player he uses girls for sex or money. You think he actually loved those hoes? >>73133596 >>73133612 >tried so hard to overcorrect he narc'd on himself and got arrested The girls who reported him were found to have been liars and planning this for months. Their text messages showed them telling each other they were gonna be famous and ask netflix to make a movie about their bs. And of course he went to jail in this cucked society. Its billions against him. And he still fights, he doesnt give in and become a souless npc like a p---- >only lasting business success came from being a discord mod He literally became a multi millionaire off his previous businesses >why do zoomer retards idolize this guy so much again? Lol Anonymous 04/28/23(Fri)22:56:41 No.73133596 >>73133546 i hope he sees this, maybe he can teach you to self-cuck and run a discord as effectively as he did Anonymous 04/28/23(Fri)22:59:05 No.73133612 ► >>73133546 >its billions against him, and he still fights, he doesnt give in what are you, his ball fondler in chief? how much does he pay you to ride his c--- this hard loool

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: Anonymous i need advice for getting a go(...) 04/29/23(Sat)10:17:27 No.73133972 SingleCoverForEGirlsAreRuining MyLifeByCorpseAndSavageGasp.png 99 KB PNG >be me >go to burger king with my mother >the cashier is a cute goth girl >overheard her telling the other customer about how she cut herself >I order she then starts telling me about how dogs like bulldogs are bred to have health issues >I agree and try to be nice to her but my mom does most the talking >get my food i walk out to the car and my mom jokes that my brother would like to date her >get home later she jokes if we set anon up on a date with her they would be fall in love >my mom now suspects I like her lol I might get to see her again in the coming weeks should i try to get her number?

: Anonymous i need advice for getting a go(...) 04/29/23(Sat)10:17:27 No.73133972 SingleCoverForEGirlsAreRuining MyLifeByCorpseAndSavageGasp.png 99 KB PNG >be me >go to burger king with my mother >the cashier is a cute goth girl >overheard her telling the other customer about how she cut herself >I order she then starts telling me about how dogs like bulldogs are bred to have health issues >I agree and try to be nice to her but my mom does most the talking >get my food i walk out to the car and my mom jokes that my brother would like to date her >get home later she jokes if we set anon up on a date with her they would be fall in love >my mom now suspects I like her lol I might get to see her again in the coming weeks should i try to get her number?

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