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Anonymous (ID: KADnHpt9 >>478836283 (OP) # 08/19/24(Mon)09:46:46 No.478837058 >Detail Dad's abuse and name calling >Therapist stifles a little laugh >"Sorry, anon, it's just funny. I can see where he's coming from." >Irritated, tell her that she's bad at her job and making me much worse >"Anon, that's uncalled for." >Now she's crying >Asks me to leave early >478837313 # Anonymous (ID: SSfXEI4r >>478837058 # 08/19/24(Mon)09:50:14 No.478837313 You made the mistake of ever thinking a female "therapist" could ever help you
Anonymous (ID: KADnHpt9 >>478836283 (OP) # 08/19/24(Mon)09:46:46 No.478837058 >Detail Dad's abuse and name calling >Therapist stifles a little laugh >"Sorry, anon, it's just funny. I can see where he's coming from." >Irritated, tell her that she's bad at her job and making me much worse >"Anon, that's uncalled for." >Now she's crying >Asks me to leave early >478837313 # Anonymous (ID: SSfXEI4r >>478837058 # 08/19/24(Mon)09:50:14 No.478837313 You made the mistake of ever thinking a female "therapist" could ever help you

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Music for your ears | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Earphone earphones: >cheap >sleek 08/25/24(Sun)11:42:11 No.102071948 VS Headphone earphone-vs-headphone.jpg 36 KB JPG >nondiscreet >easy to use >decent quality >almost nonexistent headphones: >expensive >bulky >pain in the ass to take on and off >feel like you're wearing your mothers ass all the time >nolife khvs in media always depicted with them >get gamers dent causing permanant physical and mental damage why the f--- would anyone use headphones??
Anonymous Earphone earphones: >cheap >sleek 08/25/24(Sun)11:42:11 No.102071948 VS Headphone earphone-vs-headphone.jpg 36 KB JPG >nondiscreet >easy to use >decent quality >almost nonexistent headphones: >expensive >bulky >pain in the ass to take on and off >feel like you're wearing your mothers ass all the time >nolife khvs in media always depicted with them >get gamers dent causing permanant physical and mental damage why the f--- would anyone use headphones??

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Anon loves to cook eggs | /r/Greentext

eggs m8.jpg 34 KB JPG >Be me >they call me eggboy >i cook all the eggs >"hey eggboy, we need more eggs" >never happier than when making eggs picture related
eggs m8.jpg 34 KB JPG >Be me >they call me eggboy >i cook all the eggs >"hey eggboy, we need more eggs" >never happier than when making eggs picture related

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Anon notices a trend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ZoUuwA07 72 KB JPG behavior? 33 Replies/8 Images 08/30/24(Fri)05:36:50 No.480058270 >each man traveling through India constantly makes fun of jeets and calls the country a s------- >each woman traveling to India immediately starts crying and wants to go back the moment she steps outside of an airport What causes this difference in View Thread Anonymous (ID: YijTeu91 08/30/24(Fri)08:16:31 No.480066536 >>480058270 (OP) # Oh my god, we Indian men are SUPER DUPER GAY and we f------ LOVE SMOKING HOT WHITE COCKS!!!!! OMG we are C--- CRAZY!!!!! >>480067490 # Anonymous (ID: YijTeu91 08/30/24(Fri)08:17:07 No.480066578 >>480058332 # Hello my fellow Indian male. Remember, we Indian men are GAY!!!
Anonymous (ID: ZoUuwA07 72 KB JPG behavior? 33 Replies/8 Images 08/30/24(Fri)05:36:50 No.480058270 >each man traveling through India constantly makes fun of jeets and calls the country a s------- >each woman traveling to India immediately starts crying and wants to go back the moment she steps outside of an airport What causes this difference in View Thread Anonymous (ID: YijTeu91 08/30/24(Fri)08:16:31 No.480066536 >>480058270 (OP) # Oh my god, we Indian men are SUPER DUPER GAY and we f------ LOVE SMOKING HOT WHITE COCKS!!!!! OMG we are C--- CRAZY!!!!! >>480067490 # Anonymous (ID: YijTeu91 08/30/24(Fri)08:17:07 No.480066578 >>480058332 # Hello my fellow Indian male. Remember, we Indian men are GAY!!!

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Timely Supplies | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)04:26:58 No.4843633 >every other insect 2855519.jpg 172 KB JPG >EWWWW get it away from me! GROSS! >bees >MMMM, put this bee butt juice into my mouth! Yum- yum! Nests for larvae? Yeah, gonna eat those too! Weird. Anonymous >>4843633 (OP) # 07/19/24(Fri)04:40:36 No.4843641 it doesn't come out their butts >>4843643 #
Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)04:26:58 No.4843633 >every other insect 2855519.jpg 172 KB JPG >EWWWW get it away from me! GROSS! >bees >MMMM, put this bee butt juice into my mouth! Yum- yum! Nests for larvae? Yeah, gonna eat those too! Weird. Anonymous >>4843633 (OP) # 07/19/24(Fri)04:40:36 No.4843641 it doesn't come out their butts >>4843643 #

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What a fraud. | /r/Greentext

File: Sauron-Ring-Lord-of-the-Rings.jpg (195 KB, 1200x676) Anonymous 10/28/23(Sat) 22:44:56 No.191495492 >>191495647 >>191495764 >>191495822 >>191495879 >>191495896 >>191495973 >>191496533 >>191497122 >>191497963 >>191497969 >>191498250 >>191498402 >>191499029 >>191499177 >>191499481 >>191500904 >>191501875 >>191504061 >starts out with the ring >gets beaten ezpz >5000+ years later >"If he gets the ring he'll be unstoppable" ???
File: Sauron-Ring-Lord-of-the-Rings.jpg (195 KB, 1200x676) Anonymous 10/28/23(Sat) 22:44:56 No.191495492 >>191495647 >>191495764 >>191495822 >>191495879 >>191495896 >>191495973 >>191496533 >>191497122 >>191497963 >>191497969 >>191498250 >>191498402 >>191499029 >>191499177 >>191499481 >>191500904 >>191501875 >>191504061 >starts out with the ring >gets beaten ezpz >5000+ years later >"If he gets the ring he'll be unstoppable" ???

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A lesson in cold hard cash | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/25/24(Sun)08:07:10 No.202870722 MAKE ROOM FOR NEW EMOTIONS. YAY! PIXAR DISNEY PIXAR 2 INSIDE OUT DISNEY PRESENTS A PIXAR ANIMATION STUDIOS FILM "INSIDE OUT 2" ANDOVI ANDERSON EVAN BONIFACIO MICHAEL VENTURINI JOHN HOFFMAN SUDEEP RANGASWAMY ADAM HABIB JONATHAN PYTKO ANDREA DATZMAN MARK NIELSEN, ONLY IN THEATERS JUNE 14 MAURISSA HORWITZ JASON DEAMER PETE DOCTER JONAS RIVERA DAN SCANLON KELSEY MANN Disney MV5BYTc1MDQ3NjAtOWEzMi00YzE1LWI20WUtNjQ0OWJkMzI3MDhmXkEyX 3.05 MB JPG >Zero wokeness >1.6 billion dollars Will disney learn anything from this?
: Anonymous 08/25/24(Sun)08:07:10 No.202870722 MAKE ROOM FOR NEW EMOTIONS. YAY! PIXAR DISNEY PIXAR 2 INSIDE OUT DISNEY PRESENTS A PIXAR ANIMATION STUDIOS FILM "INSIDE OUT 2" ANDOVI ANDERSON EVAN BONIFACIO MICHAEL VENTURINI JOHN HOFFMAN SUDEEP RANGASWAMY ADAM HABIB JONATHAN PYTKO ANDREA DATZMAN MARK NIELSEN, ONLY IN THEATERS JUNE 14 MAURISSA HORWITZ JASON DEAMER PETE DOCTER JONAS RIVERA DAN SCANLON KELSEY MANN Disney MV5BYTc1MDQ3NjAtOWEzMi00YzE1LWI20WUtNjQ0OWJkMzI3MDhmXkEyX 3.05 MB JPG >Zero wokeness >1.6 billion dollars Will disney learn anything from this?

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Anon laments the decline of Shounen | /r/Greentext

Mount Rushmore of Shounen.jpg (442 KB, 2048x1355) ☐ Anonymous 08/30/24(Fri)23:03:12 No.270479405 >>270479494 >>270479560 >>270479578 >>270479848 >>270479909 >>270480290 >>270480776 >>270481563 >>270482552 >>270484455 >>270485460 >>270487156 >>270487516 >>270487642 >>270487871 >>270487884 >>270489048 >>270489108 >>270489263 >>270489538 >>270489706 >>270491552 >>270491719 >>270491892 >>270492250 >>270492697 >>270492826 >>270492836 >>270494234 >>270494502 >>270495886 >>270496769 >>270498317 >>270500274 >bro you need to watch attack on titan it's amazing (forgotten s---) >bro you need to watch my hero academia it's really good (forgotten s---) >bruh you need to watch demon slayer it's bussin fr (forgotten s---) >bro you need to watch JJK it's the best show ever (forgotten s---) >BRO FRIEREN NUMBER 1 ON MAL IT'S A MODERN CLASSIC (soon to be forgotten s---) Why are new school shounen so soulless compared to the old school classics? It has really gone down the drain in recent years, hasn't it? Jump's shounen formula has always been generic, but generic isn't necessarily bad. I look back to Dragon Ball, Naruto, One Piece, Bleach, Yu Yu Hakusho, Slam Dunk, Hunter x Hunter, Rurouni Kenshin, Hokuto no Ken - it's crazy how much better they are than anything printed in Jump nowadays. There's so much charm and soul to them, even their art is typically very different from one another. Nu shounen is just sterile and they all look the same.
Mount Rushmore of Shounen.jpg (442 KB, 2048x1355) ☐ Anonymous 08/30/24(Fri)23:03:12 No.270479405 >>270479494 >>270479560 >>270479578 >>270479848 >>270479909 >>270480290 >>270480776 >>270481563 >>270482552 >>270484455 >>270485460 >>270487156 >>270487516 >>270487642 >>270487871 >>270487884 >>270489048 >>270489108 >>270489263 >>270489538 >>270489706 >>270491552 >>270491719 >>270491892 >>270492250 >>270492697 >>270492826 >>270492836 >>270494234 >>270494502 >>270495886 >>270496769 >>270498317 >>270500274 >bro you need to watch attack on titan it's amazing (forgotten s---) >bro you need to watch my hero academia it's really good (forgotten s---) >bruh you need to watch demon slayer it's bussin fr (forgotten s---) >bro you need to watch JJK it's the best show ever (forgotten s---) >BRO FRIEREN NUMBER 1 ON MAL IT'S A MODERN CLASSIC (soon to be forgotten s---) Why are new school shounen so soulless compared to the old school classics? It has really gone down the drain in recent years, hasn't it? Jump's shounen formula has always been generic, but generic isn't necessarily bad. I look back to Dragon Ball, Naruto, One Piece, Bleach, Yu Yu Hakusho, Slam Dunk, Hunter x Hunter, Rurouni Kenshin, Hokuto no Ken - it's crazy how much better they are than anything printed in Jump nowadays. There's so much charm and soul to them, even their art is typically very different from one another. Nu shounen is just sterile and they all look the same.

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Marge? Can you explain if this is gem or coal? | /r/Greentext

File (hide): 1725038435128p.png (59.65 KB, 600x1272, 30031 -SoyBooru.png)ImgOps [-] Chud 37 minutes ago Nº8435962 [Reply] >>8 435980 >go out on a summer afternoon and meet up with the gay bros >how do you do fellow gay? >see hot women everywhere and I can't keep my eyes off their beautiful bodies and faces >sometimes my gay bros see me and I get self conscious and look at the men >there's "hot" gay guys all around showing flesh I guess but they don't interest me at all only the women >I look at the women when they're not paying attention >it's late, time to go home >oh well what else is there to do now >j------- thinking about getting plowed and manhandled by men
File (hide): 1725038435128p.png (59.65 KB, 600x1272, 30031 -SoyBooru.png)ImgOps [-] Chud 37 minutes ago Nº8435962 [Reply] >>8 435980 >go out on a summer afternoon and meet up with the gay bros >how do you do fellow gay? >see hot women everywhere and I can't keep my eyes off their beautiful bodies and faces >sometimes my gay bros see me and I get self conscious and look at the men >there's "hot" gay guys all around showing flesh I guess but they don't interest me at all only the women >I look at the women when they're not paying attention >it's late, time to go home >oh well what else is there to do now >j------- thinking about getting plowed and manhandled by men

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Mating is infamously dangerous | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8/30/2024, 7:06:13 PM No.20257298 > be me 270 KB JPEG > thirsty af > trying to weigh if it's worth sleeping with her > don't know if I can go through with it > her hourglass shape captures me > she gives me many opportunities > decide it's going to happen > "This is i-"
Anonymous 8/30/2024, 7:06:13 PM No.20257298 > be me 270 KB JPEG > thirsty af > trying to weigh if it's worth sleeping with her > don't know if I can go through with it > her hourglass shape captures me > she gives me many opportunities > decide it's going to happen > "This is i-"

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White Race Bros... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: StRh3p3a) 08/30/24(Fri)15:51:44 No.480104037 Kaguya's Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan Hard H* By The Times That's Just Hour Life Goes By e Entert Recreation Joined 022 48 KB JPG >Hayasaka A---- is Mexican >Nick J Fuentes is Mexican >Remillio is Mexican >ChiseHatoriLove is Chinese >Johan is Indian >Tulpapilled is an Argentinian Latinx >Bronze Age Prevert is a Latinx >Radio Genova is Malaysian Why the f--- are all the big right wing accounts on Twitter run by non-whites? Is this a subversive psyop by the Jews? It has to be.
Anonymous (ID: StRh3p3a) 08/30/24(Fri)15:51:44 No.480104037 Kaguya's Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan Hard H* By The Times That's Just Hour Life Goes By e Entert Recreation Joined 022 48 KB JPG >Hayasaka A---- is Mexican >Nick J Fuentes is Mexican >Remillio is Mexican >ChiseHatoriLove is Chinese >Johan is Indian >Tulpapilled is an Argentinian Latinx >Bronze Age Prevert is a Latinx >Radio Genova is Malaysian Why the f--- are all the big right wing accounts on Twitter run by non-whites? Is this a subversive psyop by the Jews? It has to be.

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Anime fans like to bitch | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/06/24(Thu)10:09:45 No.267426896 images(2).jpg 54 KB JPG >Ancient warriors said to be the strongest in history since the beginning of the Anime/Manga >People got butthurt when they were...too Op Why are retards like this?
Anonymous 06/06/24(Thu)10:09:45 No.267426896 images(2).jpg 54 KB JPG >Ancient warriors said to be the strongest in history since the beginning of the Anime/Manga >People got butthurt when they were...too Op Why are retards like this?

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What was his problem? | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot 2024-04-14 at (...).png (78 KB, 223x226) 000 Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)10:32:12 No.265428810 >gets criticized once >>265428957 >>265429529 >>265429695 >gains a God complex and becomes the most prolific mass murderer in history, killing people simply for opposing him despite claiming to have good intentions
File: Screenshot 2024-04-14 at (...).png (78 KB, 223x226) 000 Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)10:32:12 No.265428810 >gets criticized once >>265428957 >>265429529 >>265429695 >gains a God complex and becomes the most prolific mass murderer in history, killing people simply for opposing him despite claiming to have good intentions

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Anon does not like Anime | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: a10bbz+8 Anime is for adult children FOR 07/09/24(Tue)08:05:07 No.20730747 >Large eyes >Exaggerated expressions >Simple, over-dramatic storylines >Cringy, cartoony jokes These are things that are 245 KB JPG normal in both anime and western cartoons. They appeal to kids because kids lack the emotional and intellectual maturity to appreciate the subtlety and complexity of an adult story. Adult anime fans are children in adult bodies, that's why they like these shows. "Adult themes" like violence or sex do not make this any less true. (there is a variety of content so there are some exceptions but the above is true 90% of the time) I will continue to judge tranime fans all I want. And yes, I have tried watching tons of different animes, that's why I got this opinion. I enjoyed vinland saga and goblins layer, then I tried watching about 20 others and hated them all. hated full metal alchemist, hated attack on titan, hated demon slayer, hated one piece, hated my hero academia. The reason anime is so popular now is because adults have become less mature.
Anonymous (ID: a10bbz+8 Anime is for adult children FOR 07/09/24(Tue)08:05:07 No.20730747 >Large eyes >Exaggerated expressions >Simple, over-dramatic storylines >Cringy, cartoony jokes These are things that are 245 KB JPG normal in both anime and western cartoons. They appeal to kids because kids lack the emotional and intellectual maturity to appreciate the subtlety and complexity of an adult story. Adult anime fans are children in adult bodies, that's why they like these shows. "Adult themes" like violence or sex do not make this any less true. (there is a variety of content so there are some exceptions but the above is true 90% of the time) I will continue to judge tranime fans all I want. And yes, I have tried watching tons of different animes, that's why I got this opinion. I enjoyed vinland saga and goblins layer, then I tried watching about 20 others and hated them all. hated full metal alchemist, hated attack on titan, hated demon slayer, hated one piece, hated my hero academia. The reason anime is so popular now is because adults have become less mature.

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Barely fake, only slightly gay | /r/Greentext

>go into a forest >r---- by a snake >go for a walk in the town >r---- by a dog >go into the sewers >r---- by a homeless crack addict I HATE games set in LA
>go into a forest >r---- by a snake >go for a walk in the town >r---- by a dog >go into the sewers >r---- by a homeless crack addict I HATE games set in LA

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Koreanon got backfired | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: COR2L5f1) 162 KB JPG 11 Replies 06/14/21(Mon)17:31:33 No.325888791 I want to start a website that is essentially a database for all of the most interesting fact about every country in the world. Would you visit this website to obtain knowledge or will you remain ignorant for eternity? View Thread Anonymous (ID: 95iBSLEO) 06/14/21(Mon) 17:50:20 No.325890171 >South Korea >30% of women have plastic surgery before the age of 30 >>325891254 #
Anonymous (ID: COR2L5f1) 162 KB JPG 11 Replies 06/14/21(Mon)17:31:33 No.325888791 I want to start a website that is essentially a database for all of the most interesting fact about every country in the world. Would you visit this website to obtain knowledge or will you remain ignorant for eternity? View Thread Anonymous (ID: 95iBSLEO) 06/14/21(Mon) 17:50:20 No.325890171 >South Korea >30% of women have plastic surgery before the age of 30 >>325891254 #

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Anon Wonders What happened | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The Old Country: Elderly Populations in Europe 29 KB PNG 08/14/22(Sun)21:01:49 No.13795936 Europeans use to make up 36% of the world's population only a century ago. That's equal to India and China today combined. > Between 1700 and 1900, Europe's population increased from about 100 million to over 400 million. Altogether, the areas populated by people of European descent comprised 36% of the world's population in 1900. What happened? 42 Replies/3 Images View Thread
Anonymous The Old Country: Elderly Populations in Europe 29 KB PNG 08/14/22(Sun)21:01:49 No.13795936 Europeans use to make up 36% of the world's population only a century ago. That's equal to India and China today combined. > Between 1700 and 1900, Europe's population increased from about 100 million to over 400 million. Altogether, the areas populated by people of European descent comprised 36% of the world's population in 1900. What happened? 42 Replies/3 Images View Thread

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Anon wasn't surprised | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/29/24(Thu)21:29:31 No.203030758 1662370715470678.png 324 KB PNG >refuses to sleep with her husband for a whole year >surprised when he cheats why are women like this?
: Anonymous 08/29/24(Thu)21:29:31 No.203030758 1662370715470678.png 324 KB PNG >refuses to sleep with her husband for a whole year >surprised when he cheats why are women like this?

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Anon Likes Japanese Girls | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Do you want to date a foreigner? 522 KB JPG 06/20/23(Tue)07:33:03 No.73738244 https://youtu.be/wAqmdG6W9ao [Open] >A Japanese guy asks random Japanese women in a park which foreign man they want to date >All answered South Korea, Europe, Australia and the US >None of them mentioned thirdie brown men It's brutal.. thirdie and d----- bros... 17 Replies 1 Image Anonymous View Thread 06/20/23(Tue)08:13:18 No.73738474 >>73738263 # 98% Indians are creepy, ugly and stinky. Anonymous >>73738263 # 06/20/23(Tue)09:31:27 No.73739039 Based pajeet pissing off the bug simps.
Anonymous Do you want to date a foreigner? 522 KB JPG 06/20/23(Tue)07:33:03 No.73738244 https://youtu.be/wAqmdG6W9ao [Open] >A Japanese guy asks random Japanese women in a park which foreign man they want to date >All answered South Korea, Europe, Australia and the US >None of them mentioned thirdie brown men It's brutal.. thirdie and d----- bros... 17 Replies 1 Image Anonymous View Thread 06/20/23(Tue)08:13:18 No.73738474 >>73738263 # 98% Indians are creepy, ugly and stinky. Anonymous >>73738263 # 06/20/23(Tue)09:31:27 No.73739039 Based pajeet pissing off the bug simps.

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Anon is Right | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Japan appreciation Thread 03/25/22(Fri)22:09:23 No.161932586 Admit it this is the best country on planet earth. 6 KB PNG Anonymous [* >>161932586 (OP). 03/25/22(Fri)22:11:25 No.161932641 Japan honestly sounds perfect in everyway except for their wageslave culture. I couldn't imagine dedicating that much of your life to the wagecage. Anonymous >>161932641 03/25/22(Fri)22:15:37 No.161932755 >Japan honestly sounds perfect in everyway except for their wageslave culture. true.
Anonymous Japan appreciation Thread 03/25/22(Fri)22:09:23 No.161932586 Admit it this is the best country on planet earth. 6 KB PNG Anonymous [* >>161932586 (OP). 03/25/22(Fri)22:11:25 No.161932641 Japan honestly sounds perfect in everyway except for their wageslave culture. I couldn't imagine dedicating that much of your life to the wagecage. Anonymous >>161932641 03/25/22(Fri)22:15:37 No.161932755 >Japan honestly sounds perfect in everyway except for their wageslave culture. true.

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