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: Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)13:05:05 No.65466916 >go on a dinner date for the first time in 9 years >everything goes well, seemingly >she seems to smile a lot though doesn't hold eye contact much >bill comes, I pay >go in for a hug at the end >she pushes me away hard saying 10 KB JPG "don't kiss me" >don't know what to say, don't know what to do, just stand there speechless, I didn't even try to kiss her Holy f--- it's over
: Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)13:05:05 No.65466916 >go on a dinner date for the first time in 9 years >everything goes well, seemingly >she seems to smile a lot though doesn't hold eye contact much >bill comes, I pay >go in for a hug at the end >she pushes me away hard saying 10 KB JPG "don't kiss me" >don't know what to say, don't know what to do, just stand there speechless, I didn't even try to kiss her Holy f--- it's over

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Too Close For Comfort | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)00:13:27 No.65462742 >be me >tall and skinny guy >not exactly handsome >a few days ago in the mall with my sisters >walking behind them cause idk they're talking >I hear a woman a few feet away saying 7 KB PNG "What is that guy doing so close to the girls? >other woman says "I hope nothing bad" >mfw I realize that I look so weird that people think I'm a stalker
: Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)00:13:27 No.65462742 >be me >tall and skinny guy >not exactly handsome >a few days ago in the mall with my sisters >walking behind them cause idk they're talking >I hear a woman a few feet away saying 7 KB PNG "What is that guy doing so close to the girls? >other woman says "I hope nothing bad" >mfw I realize that I look so weird that people think I'm a stalker

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Pigs on the wing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)13:14:41 No.65467011 What would people think if they could hear your inner monologue? >at work as cashier, standing there and waiting for customers >inside my head though: >visualizing a fat girl on her knees, she's grabbing her big ass cheeks 267 KB PNG and spreading them. I'm looking at her hairy p----, she's farting >"gimme some gas you fat pig, yeah keep farting oink oink"
: Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)13:14:41 No.65467011 What would people think if they could hear your inner monologue? >at work as cashier, standing there and waiting for customers >inside my head though: >visualizing a fat girl on her knees, she's grabbing her big ass cheeks 267 KB PNG and spreading them. I'm looking at her hairy p----, she's farting >"gimme some gas you fat pig, yeah keep farting oink oink"

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Anon Wonders About Women | /r/Greentext

AN S | O Anonymous 09/20/21(Mon)22:41:34 No.65460671 ► >>65460721 >>65461027 >>65461052 >>65461071 >girl >starts saying hello and greets me everyday >i start freaking out inside and think that she actually likes me >comes up to me few days ago and asked me if i know who (person with my last name) is >tell her yeah he's my uncle >"he owns (business) right? does he have any positions open there? if he does i would like it if you could recommend me" >realize she was only acting nice and cute to try and use me so she could get a better job >tell her the next day that he isn't hiring >she just looks disappointed and says it's okay >no longer smiles at me and has gone back to avoiding me why are women so mean and manipulative? for once in my like i thought a woman actually liked me but it was all a lie. work i've never spoken to before starts smiling at me when i'm around her
AN S | O Anonymous 09/20/21(Mon)22:41:34 No.65460671 ► >>65460721 >>65461027 >>65461052 >>65461071 >girl >starts saying hello and greets me everyday >i start freaking out inside and think that she actually likes me >comes up to me few days ago and asked me if i know who (person with my last name) is >tell her yeah he's my uncle >"he owns (business) right? does he have any positions open there? if he does i would like it if you could recommend me" >realize she was only acting nice and cute to try and use me so she could get a better job >tell her the next day that he isn't hiring >she just looks disappointed and says it's okay >no longer smiles at me and has gone back to avoiding me why are women so mean and manipulative? for once in my like i thought a woman actually liked me but it was all a lie. work i've never spoken to before starts smiling at me when i'm around her

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Anon needs to dominate his wife. Do you think he can? | /r/Greentext

>5 years ago found out that my wife cheated >never knew why, forgave her anyway >yesterday was arguing >she says 'do you know why i cheated'? >why? >because you dont dominate me enough 136 KB GIF >had no idea she wanted this i need help. what should i do to please her? stories of you dominating your wife? 14 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)14:00:09 No.863529385 not married, but how common is it for women to want to be dominated? is it very common? >>863529583 #
>5 years ago found out that my wife cheated >never knew why, forgave her anyway >yesterday was arguing >she says 'do you know why i cheated'? >why? >because you dont dominate me enough 136 KB GIF >had no idea she wanted this i need help. what should i do to please her? stories of you dominating your wife? 14 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)14:00:09 No.863529385 not married, but how common is it for women to want to be dominated? is it very common? >>863529583 #

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Take the Chevy to the levee | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)12:22:41 No.65466541 >Chronic coomer >Notice barely any c-- after i finish cooming >Realize its time to do nofap >Get to 5 days (longest time ever since I was like 8 years old) before I cant take it anymore 92 KB JPG >Finish >2 or 3 drops of c-- dribble out Its f------ over.
: Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)12:22:41 No.65466541 >Chronic coomer >Notice barely any c-- after i finish cooming >Realize its time to do nofap >Get to 5 days (longest time ever since I was like 8 years old) before I cant take it anymore 92 KB JPG >Finish >2 or 3 drops of c-- dribble out Its f------ over.

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thanks spermbros | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)11:54:34 No.156604836 [Reply] >>158605148 >>156605197 >>156605424 >tfw the oceans would be filled with giant man eating octopuses if it wasn't for spermbros driving them back into the abyss each days show your appreciation
Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)11:54:34 No.156604836 [Reply] >>158605148 >>156605197 >>156605424 >tfw the oceans would be filled with giant man eating octopuses if it wasn't for spermbros driving them back into the abyss each days show your appreciation

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Anon has body dysmorphia | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/24/18(Sat)10:19:00 No.785639552 >wake up >check mirror >day ruined 27 KB JPG View Thread
: Anonymous 11/24/18(Sat)10:19:00 No.785639552 >wake up >check mirror >day ruined 27 KB JPG View Thread

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Anon is sick of women | /r/Greentext

33m (9/21 17:00) · 65465259 JPG 127KB · (750 × 845) >>65465127 (OP) >be me with girl last week >go on cute dates, kiss, touch a lot >her face brightens up whenever we make eye contact and kisses me >puts her face in my chest, holds my hand very tightly, is in general very touchy feely >"I think we should just be friends" Why do women pretend they want long term relationships when they just want to get railed and then ignored (they can't tell the difference between having a crush on someone or the person just not giving them attention)
33m (9/21 17:00) · 65465259 JPG 127KB · (750 × 845) >>65465127 (OP) >be me with girl last week >go on cute dates, kiss, touch a lot >her face brightens up whenever we make eye contact and kisses me >puts her face in my chest, holds my hand very tightly, is in general very touchy feely >"I think we should just be friends" Why do women pretend they want long term relationships when they just want to get railed and then ignored (they can't tell the difference between having a crush on someone or the person just not giving them attention)

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Anon feels empty | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)05:31:13 No.863513791 >have everything i could ever want or need >working towards long term goals >still feel unfulfilled why, /b? 16 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)05:32:09 No.863513813 Let me fill you, op, come here.
: Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)05:31:13 No.863513791 >have everything i could ever want or need >working towards long term goals >still feel unfulfilled why, /b? 16 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)05:32:09 No.863513813 Let me fill you, op, come here.

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Anon buys a hat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)17:20:23 No.863522795 >Picking up b0oze for a small party >See's this hat also being sold >Thinks the hat is funny >Thinks everyone will despise me if I show up wearing a moronic, gas station hat. 50 KB JPG >kek >The image of their disgusted faces is mildly humorous in my mind. >Mildly humorous enough for me to buy this five- dollar gas station hat. >l buy the f------ hat >"This is gonna be funny" >Laughing to myself while driving over >Going to argue in favor of the hat when it starts getting insulted >Going to act surprised when they s--- on the hat >"What do you mean? This is a dapper hat, I tell you! >Parks car >Puts on the hat, examining it in the rearview mirror >It's been eight minutes since fate bequeathed this hat upon me >Walking through the parking lot, trying to find the s----- apartment this party was taking place >Chuckling about the hat I wear on my head, no longer being the bland baseball cap I wore >Finds the apartment >Knocks on the door >Position my face in front of the peephole, hiding the hat >Hears footsteps >I continue to chuckle quietly >"It's about to happen" >The melody of footsteps has reached it's crescendo. He arrived at his destination >I straighten my face, as to not laugh >I can see him through the peephole, moving around >That grotesque wheel beneath me turns >The harmony of tumblers within the lock, moving all at once, releasing the door >Music to my ears >Anticipation for this mildly humorous joke is weighing down on this ironic facade >l almost laugh >Straighten myself out when I hear the knob turn >The door moves >I recline my invasive posture. Now strutting one of feign bravado >This impersonal visage I carry with me morphs into a s----eating grin >The door no longer obstructs the presence of my friend >Eye contact is made before the door finishes it's beaten path >"Hey Anon. Nice hat" >They like the f------ hat >They say I wear it well >Party is awesome >F---, I'm starting to love this gas station hat >l've been wearing this s--- hat for two years
: Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)17:20:23 No.863522795 >Picking up b0oze for a small party >See's this hat also being sold >Thinks the hat is funny >Thinks everyone will despise me if I show up wearing a moronic, gas station hat. 50 KB JPG >kek >The image of their disgusted faces is mildly humorous in my mind. >Mildly humorous enough for me to buy this five- dollar gas station hat. >l buy the f------ hat >"This is gonna be funny" >Laughing to myself while driving over >Going to argue in favor of the hat when it starts getting insulted >Going to act surprised when they s--- on the hat >"What do you mean? This is a dapper hat, I tell you! >Parks car >Puts on the hat, examining it in the rearview mirror >It's been eight minutes since fate bequeathed this hat upon me >Walking through the parking lot, trying to find the s----- apartment this party was taking place >Chuckling about the hat I wear on my head, no longer being the bland baseball cap I wore >Finds the apartment >Knocks on the door >Position my face in front of the peephole, hiding the hat >Hears footsteps >I continue to chuckle quietly >"It's about to happen" >The melody of footsteps has reached it's crescendo. He arrived at his destination >I straighten my face, as to not laugh >I can see him through the peephole, moving around >That grotesque wheel beneath me turns >The harmony of tumblers within the lock, moving all at once, releasing the door >Music to my ears >Anticipation for this mildly humorous joke is weighing down on this ironic facade >l almost laugh >Straighten myself out when I hear the knob turn >The door moves >I recline my invasive posture. Now strutting one of feign bravado >This impersonal visage I carry with me morphs into a s----eating grin >The door no longer obstructs the presence of my friend >Eye contact is made before the door finishes it's beaten path >"Hey Anon. Nice hat" >They like the f------ hat >They say I wear it well >Party is awesome >F---, I'm starting to love this gas station hat >l've been wearing this s--- hat for two years

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anon waits til marriage | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)08:09:15 No.863517789 what do i do /b/ >be me >at work >see cute girl is going to begin working here >figure i might as well get rejected before she knows 17 KB JPG im a loser >ask her out >she says yes >the date goes well >we start going out more >she tries to kiss me on our latest date >virgin sheild activates >instantly dodge and go in for hug >try to think of an excuse other than "im a kissless virgin and i dont want you to know it" "uhhhh i want to wait for marriage, im sorry its not you or anything im just set in my beliefs >go home >cry myself to sleep i dont even have a religion /b/ what the f--- do i do? made with mematic
: Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)08:09:15 No.863517789 what do i do /b/ >be me >at work >see cute girl is going to begin working here >figure i might as well get rejected before she knows 17 KB JPG im a loser >ask her out >she says yes >the date goes well >we start going out more >she tries to kiss me on our latest date >virgin sheild activates >instantly dodge and go in for hug >try to think of an excuse other than "im a kissless virgin and i dont want you to know it" "uhhhh i want to wait for marriage, im sorry its not you or anything im just set in my beliefs >go home >cry myself to sleep i dont even have a religion /b/ what the f--- do i do? made with mematic

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Greeting from Erebor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)06:53:23 No.65464006 >scouted the border with normielandia >The sun is shining there as men and women relax in the fields together, laughing and having a 15 KB JPG good time
: Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)06:53:23 No.65464006 >scouted the border with normielandia >The sun is shining there as men and women relax in the fields together, laughing and having a 15 KB JPG good time

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Anon fucked his YouTube recommendation | /r/Greentext

Ripperfag88 · 1d (9/19 21:39) · 3930337 7 Re · 4 Img JPG 24KB (390 × 376) 3 Replies >be me >last night, have a good day >it's about midnight and i haven't fallen asleep >scrolling trough youtube while waiting for me to get sleepy >find a video that catches my interest >it's a video of a baby orangutan getting his face slammed by a metalic swing >"huh, that's pretty sad, i wonder if i can find more monkey videos" >look up crying monkeys >suddenly i remember there is an underbelly of youtube that has a fetish for torturing monkeys >everything recomended to me is of adults torturing f------ baby monkeys >now my recomendeds are full of monkeys of all ages being tortured i just wanted to see some f------ monkey videos.
Ripperfag88 · 1d (9/19 21:39) · 3930337 7 Re · 4 Img JPG 24KB (390 × 376) 3 Replies >be me >last night, have a good day >it's about midnight and i haven't fallen asleep >scrolling trough youtube while waiting for me to get sleepy >find a video that catches my interest >it's a video of a baby orangutan getting his face slammed by a metalic swing >"huh, that's pretty sad, i wonder if i can find more monkey videos" >look up crying monkeys >suddenly i remember there is an underbelly of youtube that has a fetish for torturing monkeys >everything recomended to me is of adults torturing f------ baby monkeys >now my recomendeds are full of monkeys of all ages being tortured i just wanted to see some f------ monkey videos.

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Has Anyone Seen Anon’s Children? | /r/Greentext

>Be me, middle aged anon. Trapped in a loveless marriage >Don't remember why I got married. >Had kids, but never want to do anything with them. Love them sort of >lt's getting harder to hide how I feel >Figure they will grow up angry and alienated. At least one of them will end up on /b, because 86 KB JPG that's where people like them end up >Be kind to them anons
>Be me, middle aged anon. Trapped in a loveless marriage >Don't remember why I got married. >Had kids, but never want to do anything with them. Love them sort of >lt's getting harder to hide how I feel >Figure they will grow up angry and alienated. At least one of them will end up on /b, because 86 KB JPG that's where people like them end up >Be kind to them anons

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Anon takes the SATs | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 09/20/21(Mon)12:30:56 No.863470314 >>803470970 Pisskid: Origins >2008, doing SATS (standardized tests for college admissions) at high school. >In a room with 30 other students for 4 hours. >2 hours into the test: I'm laser focused. >Just want to get this s--- over with. >Suddenly, hear a noise which breaks my concentration; it's water hitting the tile floor from nearby. >Turn to my right, cant discern where this noise is coming from. >Sounds like someone is pouring out a water bottle onto the tile. >See others looking around too, but can't talk due to test rules. >Then I see it. Water is pouring out of the chair of a student in the row next to me. >ThatsNotWater.jpg >This guy is literally shaking, staring at his test, actively pissing his pants. He's having a mental breakdown 4' away from me. >Slowly an awareness of what is occuring builds throughout the room. >Not allowed to talk, everyone just exchanging shocked looks. >Turn around to look at a friend sitting behind me. >Bro just mouths "what the f---!?" at me. >Everyone staring in disbelief. >Pee just pouring out of the chair onto the floor. >Pissboy becomes aware that the entire room is staring at him. Doesnt seem to have even realized he p----- himself. >The guy puts his head on the desk, and sobs into his hands. >The proctor is a crusty old bitch, hears people start to whisper, literally tells the class to shut the f--- up. Does nothing else. >Stunned, no one knows what to do. All of us go back to taking the test. >For about an hour until the next break, everyone does their best to focus on their tests while the room reeks of piss. >Kids are gagging. My eyes are watering. >Urine Youth just cries, face down on the desk, and sits marinating in his own piss the entire time. >Mercifully, the break comes, and we all run out of the room to the lobby. >When we return he is gone, and the piss is cleaned up. But the smell remains. >Legend of the Pisskid is born: Entire school of 1600 kids knows before long. >Honestly did pretty well on my SAT.
O Anonymous 09/20/21(Mon)12:30:56 No.863470314 >>803470970 Pisskid: Origins >2008, doing SATS (standardized tests for college admissions) at high school. >In a room with 30 other students for 4 hours. >2 hours into the test: I'm laser focused. >Just want to get this s--- over with. >Suddenly, hear a noise which breaks my concentration; it's water hitting the tile floor from nearby. >Turn to my right, cant discern where this noise is coming from. >Sounds like someone is pouring out a water bottle onto the tile. >See others looking around too, but can't talk due to test rules. >Then I see it. Water is pouring out of the chair of a student in the row next to me. >ThatsNotWater.jpg >This guy is literally shaking, staring at his test, actively pissing his pants. He's having a mental breakdown 4' away from me. >Slowly an awareness of what is occuring builds throughout the room. >Not allowed to talk, everyone just exchanging shocked looks. >Turn around to look at a friend sitting behind me. >Bro just mouths "what the f---!?" at me. >Everyone staring in disbelief. >Pee just pouring out of the chair onto the floor. >Pissboy becomes aware that the entire room is staring at him. Doesnt seem to have even realized he p----- himself. >The guy puts his head on the desk, and sobs into his hands. >The proctor is a crusty old bitch, hears people start to whisper, literally tells the class to shut the f--- up. Does nothing else. >Stunned, no one knows what to do. All of us go back to taking the test. >For about an hour until the next break, everyone does their best to focus on their tests while the room reeks of piss. >Kids are gagging. My eyes are watering. >Urine Youth just cries, face down on the desk, and sits marinating in his own piss the entire time. >Mercifully, the break comes, and we all run out of the room to the lobby. >When we return he is gone, and the piss is cleaned up. But the smell remains. >Legend of the Pisskid is born: Entire school of 1600 kids knows before long. >Honestly did pretty well on my SAT.

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Anon is scared of tall women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/20/21(Mon)13:59:12 No.863471897 >be me > high school 2nd period >walk into geometry >older, taller redhead girl is still grabbing her things right next to my chair 239 KB PNG >walk up to my seat >nope >automatically start walking away as soon as I get there >stand around avoiding eye contact >she leaves >go and sit down while pretending nothing happened >ffw > 7th-period finance >THE SAME THING HAPPENS
: Anonymous 09/20/21(Mon)13:59:12 No.863471897 >be me > high school 2nd period >walk into geometry >older, taller redhead girl is still grabbing her things right next to my chair 239 KB PNG >walk up to my seat >nope >automatically start walking away as soon as I get there >stand around avoiding eye contact >she leaves >go and sit down while pretending nothing happened >ffw > 7th-period finance >THE SAME THING HAPPENS

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Anon has a wife | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/27/19(Sun)20:39:13 No.50665737 > Wake up in the morning > Happy because wife is next to me, smell is comforting > Shower, get ready for day > It's Sunday, just going to laze about 58 KB JPG > Go downstairs > She's there too, probably got dressed while I was showering and stuff > Make breakfast for the two of us while talking about plans for the next week > Just going about day as usual, reading newspaper in kitchen while drinking coffee, while reading out amusing parts and making comments, discussing some parts > Relaxing af knowing we have nothing we have to do and can just mess around ragging on random reporters and stuff > Eventually go into living room > sister in law is there > not sure why she's there > she's looking worried as hell > ask her if she's okay, what's she looking so concerned about > she asks me who I was talking to
: Anonymous 01/27/19(Sun)20:39:13 No.50665737 > Wake up in the morning > Happy because wife is next to me, smell is comforting > Shower, get ready for day > It's Sunday, just going to laze about 58 KB JPG > Go downstairs > She's there too, probably got dressed while I was showering and stuff > Make breakfast for the two of us while talking about plans for the next week > Just going about day as usual, reading newspaper in kitchen while drinking coffee, while reading out amusing parts and making comments, discussing some parts > Relaxing af knowing we have nothing we have to do and can just mess around ragging on random reporters and stuff > Eventually go into living room > sister in law is there > not sure why she's there > she's looking worried as hell > ask her if she's okay, what's she looking so concerned about > she asks me who I was talking to

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