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Anon wakes up his puppy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/07/18(Wed)09:00:31 No.784213670 >be me >watching stupid videos on youtube >accidentally wake up pupper >pupper is not mad, just wants pats >goes back to sleep while getting A.W.ESOM.-O 11 KB JPG pats I love my dog /b/. Why can't people be more like dogs
: Anonymous 11/07/18(Wed)09:00:31 No.784213670 >be me >watching stupid videos on youtube >accidentally wake up pupper >pupper is not mad, just wants pats >goes back to sleep while getting A.W.ESOM.-O 11 KB JPG pats I love my dog /b/. Why can't people be more like dogs

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Anon Is a Conspirator | /r/Greentext

1080 2160 5040 7920 3960 Credit: John Michell Dimensions in Miles Moon_Earth_Squaring.jpg 35 KB JPG >muh coincidence : Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)16:11:27 No.13715811 >draw triangles and squares >make implication >baited ????????????????<
1080 2160 5040 7920 3960 Credit: John Michell Dimensions in Miles Moon_Earth_Squaring.jpg 35 KB JPG >muh coincidence : Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)16:11:27 No.13715811 >draw triangles and squares >make implication >baited ????????????????<

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Anon looks in a mirror | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)16:47:57 No.873864325 fat f--- pepe 7 KB JPG >>873864452 # : Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)16:50:13 No.873864452 >>873864325 # it's like looking in a mirror
: Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)16:47:57 No.873864325 fat f--- pepe 7 KB JPG >>873864452 # : Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)16:50:13 No.873864452 >>873864325 # it's like looking in a mirror

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Anon wants to move to Ukraine | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Ukraine in the membrane 02/13/20(Thu)08:49:36 No.9548693 Give me 1 reason not to move to Ukraine, when they have >10/10 white slim qt virgin women everywhere >no N------ or b------ >traditional values (no feminism) 99 KB JPG >Dirt cheap country/weak currency >No coronavirus : That depressed Pole. 02/13/20(Thu)08:56:27 No.9548694 >>9548693 (OP) # Ukrainians seem kinda dirty.
: Anonymous Ukraine in the membrane 02/13/20(Thu)08:49:36 No.9548693 Give me 1 reason not to move to Ukraine, when they have >10/10 white slim qt virgin women everywhere >no N------ or b------ >traditional values (no feminism) 99 KB JPG >Dirt cheap country/weak currency >No coronavirus : That depressed Pole. 02/13/20(Thu)08:56:27 No.9548694 >>9548693 (OP) # Ukrainians seem kinda dirty.

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Anon changes it up. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)14:35:54 No.67667472 > be me > yuropean > decide to move to Canada > go to a&w > people overdosing on fentanyl in the store > ask for a coffee > waitress grabs a 3 liters cup 67 KB PNG > immediatly adds 3 scoops of sugar > "would you like some milk or pepsi in your drink" > say I'm fine > she looks confused > "Ok that'll be $1 + $75 taxes" > pay by card > bank charges me 32$ more because why the f--- not? II > "Have a very LGBTQIA+ day" > leave > decide to go to drug dispensary > ask for medicinal crack > "ok l'll just need to check that you had your 6 pfizer doses" > wait in line > people overdosing on fentanyl everywhere > bump into the PM > he asks me if I want to f--- his wife > whynot.jpg > start talking dirty to her > officer shoot me down for not using the right pronons > excuses himself > wake up in hospital > $1.5 million bill Am I living the American dream anons?
: Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)14:35:54 No.67667472 > be me > yuropean > decide to move to Canada > go to a&w > people overdosing on fentanyl in the store > ask for a coffee > waitress grabs a 3 liters cup 67 KB PNG > immediatly adds 3 scoops of sugar > "would you like some milk or pepsi in your drink" > say I'm fine > she looks confused > "Ok that'll be $1 + $75 taxes" > pay by card > bank charges me 32$ more because why the f--- not? II > "Have a very LGBTQIA+ day" > leave > decide to go to drug dispensary > ask for medicinal crack > "ok l'll just need to check that you had your 6 pfizer doses" > wait in line > people overdosing on fentanyl everywhere > bump into the PM > he asks me if I want to f--- his wife > whynot.jpg > start talking dirty to her > officer shoot me down for not using the right pronons > excuses himself > wake up in hospital > $1.5 million bill Am I living the American dream anons?

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anon makes a discovery | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)05:55:10 No.868146754 >almost completely unregulated >incompatible with traffic jams >no note >no insurance needed >no license needed >fuel it with determination and whatever 148 KB JPG you ate for breakfast this morning >probably one of the most fuel-efficient vehicles in existence, come to think of it >goes as far and as fast as you can >no need for parking lots, just leave it anywhere there is a secure structure you can attach it to >and even if someone does steal it, it's so inexpensive you could literally just buy another no problem >physically improves you while you use it >plain ol' fun >minimal environmental impact >collisions are significantly less likely to kill or even injure >if entire cities were designed around these the way they are with cars, everyone would be fine with it >doesn't even need seatbelts why is the automobile viewed as the ultimate symbol of freedom again?
: Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)05:55:10 No.868146754 >almost completely unregulated >incompatible with traffic jams >no note >no insurance needed >no license needed >fuel it with determination and whatever 148 KB JPG you ate for breakfast this morning >probably one of the most fuel-efficient vehicles in existence, come to think of it >goes as far and as fast as you can >no need for parking lots, just leave it anywhere there is a secure structure you can attach it to >and even if someone does steal it, it's so inexpensive you could literally just buy another no problem >physically improves you while you use it >plain ol' fun >minimal environmental impact >collisions are significantly less likely to kill or even injure >if entire cities were designed around these the way they are with cars, everyone would be fine with it >doesn't even need seatbelts why is the automobile viewed as the ultimate symbol of freedom again?

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Anon is slightly humble. | /r/Greentext

File: gx8yzpwb6zq11.png (530 KB, 610x444) Anonymous 03/06/22(Sun)00:49:07 No.873869852 >Be me, reclusive sperg >Consider myself nothing special, and take literally zero pride in anything >Try my best to be supportive understate my own abilities most of the time so people find me more approachable >Have GF of 3 years finally move in >Shes a casual gamer, while im more on the competitive side >She took some interest in Super Smash Bros Ultimate lately, and I was very happy I could finally smash with someone around >Try my best to go easy yon her, and show her the essentials >Let her beat me 2/3 of the time, so she doesn't quit, since she has a low frustration tolerance >Weeks pass, and she invites her friends over >We sit together and talk about this and that >"So, I heard Anonette is beating your ass in SSBU" >Im a bit irritated, but go with it "sure she is really good, I just showed her the game a short time ago." >She laughs almost hysterically >"So you were playing longer, and she is still better? Noob." >I brush it off, banter is no problem after all. >Days pass, and the SSBU thing becomes a running gag, and everyone brings it up whenever possible. >"Hey anon, did your wife smash you again?" >"Oh look, its the living punchingbag" >Start to feel uneasy, since it has a very nasty tone to it. >Ask my GF to cut it, and tell them to stop. >"LMAO, git gud noob." >enough.exe >Decide to show her. >Next time her friends are over, I ask for a round of smash: >Giggles and s--- "Sure you wanna do this? Don't cry later." >Deliberately pick jigglypuff, she can't play and considers trash >It's everyone against everyone. set stock to 5 >5/0 her in under 3 minutes, while leaving her friends alone >She looks puzzled >Her friends tell me to stop avoiding their every move >5/0 both of them as well >Ask if they want to go again. >They agree >I notice how they all try to gang up on me >to their demise, i picked Ganondorf >finish the whole match without losing a single stock again, having 15 KO's >GF doesn't play SSBU anymore.
File: gx8yzpwb6zq11.png (530 KB, 610x444) Anonymous 03/06/22(Sun)00:49:07 No.873869852 >Be me, reclusive sperg >Consider myself nothing special, and take literally zero pride in anything >Try my best to be supportive understate my own abilities most of the time so people find me more approachable >Have GF of 3 years finally move in >Shes a casual gamer, while im more on the competitive side >She took some interest in Super Smash Bros Ultimate lately, and I was very happy I could finally smash with someone around >Try my best to go easy yon her, and show her the essentials >Let her beat me 2/3 of the time, so she doesn't quit, since she has a low frustration tolerance >Weeks pass, and she invites her friends over >We sit together and talk about this and that >"So, I heard Anonette is beating your ass in SSBU" >Im a bit irritated, but go with it "sure she is really good, I just showed her the game a short time ago." >She laughs almost hysterically >"So you were playing longer, and she is still better? Noob." >I brush it off, banter is no problem after all. >Days pass, and the SSBU thing becomes a running gag, and everyone brings it up whenever possible. >"Hey anon, did your wife smash you again?" >"Oh look, its the living punchingbag" >Start to feel uneasy, since it has a very nasty tone to it. >Ask my GF to cut it, and tell them to stop. >"LMAO, git gud noob." >enough.exe >Decide to show her. >Next time her friends are over, I ask for a round of smash: >Giggles and s--- "Sure you wanna do this? Don't cry later." >Deliberately pick jigglypuff, she can't play and considers trash >It's everyone against everyone. set stock to 5 >5/0 her in under 3 minutes, while leaving her friends alone >She looks puzzled >Her friends tell me to stop avoiding their every move >5/0 both of them as well >Ask if they want to go again. >They agree >I notice how they all try to gang up on me >to their demise, i picked Ganondorf >finish the whole match without losing a single stock again, having 15 KO's >GF doesn't play SSBU anymore.

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Anon is swedish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 804835787 3 min. ago >be born >one shot at life >live in sweden >so far so good >parents name you svenjamin and thats where it goes to s--- 15.7 kB JPG
Anonymous | 804835787 3 min. ago >be born >one shot at life >live in sweden >so far so good >parents name you svenjamin and thats where it goes to s--- 15.7 kB JPG

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Anon’s dad likes tiktok. | /r/Greentext


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Anon does not like muscle girls. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)14:54:36 No.2114375 500 bucks says every single one of these "muscle girls" has been viciously r---- at least once in their life - but instead of seeking therapy, went the complete opposite direction and obsessively took to weightlifting (and most likely steroids) in an hilarious and vain proclamation that, "no man shall EVER r--- me, AGAIN!!!" >>2114379 # : Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)15:07:01 No.2114379 >>2114375 # Found the incel
: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)14:54:36 No.2114375 500 bucks says every single one of these "muscle girls" has been viciously r---- at least once in their life - but instead of seeking therapy, went the complete opposite direction and obsessively took to weightlifting (and most likely steroids) in an hilarious and vain proclamation that, "no man shall EVER r--- me, AGAIN!!!" >>2114379 # : Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)15:07:01 No.2114379 >>2114375 # Found the incel

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Anon plans his revenge | /r/Greentext

49m (3/5 13:44) · 67666940 13 Re · 2 Img · JPG · 42KB · (736 × 785) 1 Reply >woman cuts me off >her d------- daughter is sticking her tongue out at me from the passenger window >follow them home I do this every time a woman pisses me off in traffic and mark each one of their addresses in google maps for when i finally snap. I make it very obvious that I'm following them and hope it makes them uncomfortable. Anyone else do this? •..
49m (3/5 13:44) · 67666940 13 Re · 2 Img · JPG · 42KB · (736 × 785) 1 Reply >woman cuts me off >her d------- daughter is sticking her tongue out at me from the passenger window >follow them home I do this every time a woman pisses me off in traffic and mark each one of their addresses in google maps for when i finally snap. I make it very obvious that I'm following them and hope it makes them uncomfortable. Anyone else do this? •..

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Anon leaves a review on steam | /r/Greentext

1574216726259.png 344 KB PNG >Leave a steam review on a small game bashing it with negative rating >Dev replies
1574216726259.png 344 KB PNG >Leave a steam review on a small game bashing it with negative rating >Dev replies

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Anons grillfriend is clingy | /r/Greentext

File: 1646079901003.png (238 KB, 720x700) O Is this normal? Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)02:41:28 No.25966899 [Reply] >>25970582 >Cuddling with gf on couch and watching the strain >Pause movie and tell her I need to pee >Sit down on toilet >Gf barges in >Where did you go anon? >Plays with my pp and makes funny noises >Tell her she needs to stop otherwise I will pee in her hand >She stops >I pee >She kisses me while I urinate >Anon we are like an old couple >I love you anon Is this normal? Are all girls this clingy?
File: 1646079901003.png (238 KB, 720x700) O Is this normal? Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)02:41:28 No.25966899 [Reply] >>25970582 >Cuddling with gf on couch and watching the strain >Pause movie and tell her I need to pee >Sit down on toilet >Gf barges in >Where did you go anon? >Plays with my pp and makes funny noises >Tell her she needs to stop otherwise I will pee in her hand >She stops >I pee >She kisses me while I urinate >Anon we are like an old couple >I love you anon Is this normal? Are all girls this clingy?

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Anon has an illegal roomie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)21:34:56 No.67641968 >stole my roommate's water for keks >he rapes me on the floor in retaliation >this is the eighth time this has happened 61 KB PNG 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)21:34:56 No.67641968 >stole my roommate's water for keks >he rapes me on the floor in retaliation >this is the eighth time this has happened 61 KB PNG 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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