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Anonymous 09/01/18(Sat)21:19:22 No.778771716 >be me >it's 1AM >have to pee >like, really bad >get out of bed and waddle to bathroom, half-asleep >start peeing, still half-asleep 155 KB JPG >God it feels so good >look down >completely missed the toilet bowl, p----- all over the floor >ohshit.png >mom saw everything cause i left the door open >OHSHIT.png >wake up >itwasalladream.exe >wait, bed feels weird >mfw i p----- and s--- myself
Anonymous 09/01/18(Sat)21:19:22 No.778771716 >be me >it's 1AM >have to pee >like, really bad >get out of bed and waddle to bathroom, half-asleep >start peeing, still half-asleep 155 KB JPG >God it feels so good >look down >completely missed the toilet bowl, p----- all over the floor >ohshit.png >mom saw everything cause i left the door open >OHSHIT.png >wake up >itwasalladream.exe >wait, bed feels weird >mfw i p----- and s--- myself

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Anon makes a deal with the devil | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/07/21(Thu)18:24:40 No.65674198 >run into weird satanic witchcraft cringe dude on insta >instead of calling him an idiot and getting blocked I try to have fun with it >tell him to use his "powers" to get my coworker to fall in love with me 31 KB JPG >"ok" >asks me to DM him photos of her >no word for a few days >kinda just forget about >2 days ago finally DMs me "done" >yesterday coworker was acting really really chummy with me >texted me today asking if I'm doing anything on Saturday to go on a date >get scared realizing I've very possibly made an actual deal with satan >whathaveidone Guys.. God knows I was just trolling right? Il'm not gonna be cast to hell for this right? I didn't think this was real but also my coworker is really hot so I don't want to just ignore her.
: Anonymous 10/07/21(Thu)18:24:40 No.65674198 >run into weird satanic witchcraft cringe dude on insta >instead of calling him an idiot and getting blocked I try to have fun with it >tell him to use his "powers" to get my coworker to fall in love with me 31 KB JPG >"ok" >asks me to DM him photos of her >no word for a few days >kinda just forget about >2 days ago finally DMs me "done" >yesterday coworker was acting really really chummy with me >texted me today asking if I'm doing anything on Saturday to go on a date >get scared realizing I've very possibly made an actual deal with satan >whathaveidone Guys.. God knows I was just trolling right? Il'm not gonna be cast to hell for this right? I didn't think this was real but also my coworker is really hot so I don't want to just ignore her.

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Anon is a tank | /r/Greentext

File: yzioqw78i5181.jpg (398 KB, 1080x803) Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)07:37:10 No.874646158 [Reply] >Be me >Be Russian tank >Use glorious autoloader to make myself smaller than fat burger capitalist pig tank >Put autoloader right below the turret >lt uses a carousel that stores the shells there >Laugh in borsch because nobody could hit me in the hypothetical full-scale war that never happened >Fast forward to today >Ukraine invasion >Use tanks with glorious autoloader >Ukraine receives weapon shipments from NATO countries >Ukraine now has smart weapons with targeting systems >Even a complete retard can now fire a missile that is going to hit my precious Stalinium shell >My tiny size has become useless >Missile strikes my turret or detonates closely to it, I don't know, my crew is a bunch of 17 year old retards that have been trained on CS:GO >All the shells stored underneath my turret detonate >My turret gets blown off and the detonation kills my crew >mfw Anonymous 03/18/22(Eri)07:39:42 No.874646229
File: yzioqw78i5181.jpg (398 KB, 1080x803) Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)07:37:10 No.874646158 [Reply] >Be me >Be Russian tank >Use glorious autoloader to make myself smaller than fat burger capitalist pig tank >Put autoloader right below the turret >lt uses a carousel that stores the shells there >Laugh in borsch because nobody could hit me in the hypothetical full-scale war that never happened >Fast forward to today >Ukraine invasion >Use tanks with glorious autoloader >Ukraine receives weapon shipments from NATO countries >Ukraine now has smart weapons with targeting systems >Even a complete retard can now fire a missile that is going to hit my precious Stalinium shell >My tiny size has become useless >Missile strikes my turret or detonates closely to it, I don't know, my crew is a bunch of 17 year old retards that have been trained on CS:GO >All the shells stored underneath my turret detonate >My turret gets blown off and the detonation kills my crew >mfw Anonymous 03/18/22(Eri)07:39:42 No.874646229

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Anon goes to prom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/01/22(Tue)13:40:25 No.67614369 >Senior year of high school >In the months leading up to graduation, people have been going around asking if students were going to prom and if so, how many people 1.01 MB PNG they'd bring >This is because there was a pre-prom dinner with family members and faculty and s--- >Don't give a f--- about prom, just want to stay home and play TF2, so I tell them l'm not coming and l'm bringing no one >Months pass, it's prom night >Mom and grandma ask me why I'm not dressed for prom >Tell them I'm not going >They start bitching and wailing, trying to guilt-trip me into going >Finally, I crack because of this assault >Grab a blazer and put it over my clothes >Go to the school >Get in line for the dinner thing, the student with the guest book asks me my name >Not in the guest book (obviously) >They make me sit with a few teachers and janitors, among them the math teacher (was failing math) >Most awkward 3 hours of my life ensue >Mostly just people talking s--- about me as if I wasn't there >Food was crap >Had to go take pictures afterwards >See my one friend there with his family >lgnores me completely >Take some cringeworthy photos with family members >They berate me all the way back home because | didn't want to go to the actual prom, which was just in a warehouse >Sister goes and gets blackout drunk, ends up getting pregnant >They say it's all my fault since I wasn't there to "protect" her
: Anonymous 03/01/22(Tue)13:40:25 No.67614369 >Senior year of high school >In the months leading up to graduation, people have been going around asking if students were going to prom and if so, how many people 1.01 MB PNG they'd bring >This is because there was a pre-prom dinner with family members and faculty and s--- >Don't give a f--- about prom, just want to stay home and play TF2, so I tell them l'm not coming and l'm bringing no one >Months pass, it's prom night >Mom and grandma ask me why I'm not dressed for prom >Tell them I'm not going >They start bitching and wailing, trying to guilt-trip me into going >Finally, I crack because of this assault >Grab a blazer and put it over my clothes >Go to the school >Get in line for the dinner thing, the student with the guest book asks me my name >Not in the guest book (obviously) >They make me sit with a few teachers and janitors, among them the math teacher (was failing math) >Most awkward 3 hours of my life ensue >Mostly just people talking s--- about me as if I wasn't there >Food was crap >Had to go take pictures afterwards >See my one friend there with his family >lgnores me completely >Take some cringeworthy photos with family members >They berate me all the way back home because | didn't want to go to the actual prom, which was just in a warehouse >Sister goes and gets blackout drunk, ends up getting pregnant >They say it's all my fault since I wasn't there to "protect" her

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(Allegedly) Ukrainian anon worry about his countrywomen's well-beings in Poland | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: bpokgw07 03/17/22(Thu)17:17:29 No.367727078 Can I kindly ask our polish neighbor NOT to f--- our girls? There are thousands of 16-28yr girls heading your way, and they are NOT a p---- supply for you, they have husbends and boyfriends. The last thing we want while we fight off a ruskie is some drunk polish scum anals our 2 KB PNG girls. So I ask you for some nobility and dignity on your site, DON'T DO IT, don't f--- our women, polak.
: Anonymous (ID: bpokgw07 03/17/22(Thu)17:17:29 No.367727078 Can I kindly ask our polish neighbor NOT to f--- our girls? There are thousands of 16-28yr girls heading your way, and they are NOT a p---- supply for you, they have husbends and boyfriends. The last thing we want while we fight off a ruskie is some drunk polish scum anals our 2 KB PNG girls. So I ask you for some nobility and dignity on your site, DON'T DO IT, don't f--- our women, polak.

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Anon posts on reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Best trip ever 09/24/18(Mon)13:02:20 No.48316602 >be me 17yr old >in italy with my art class >so hot you melt on the pavement >genius teacher decides to make us climb a goddamn vulcano >a 3 hours walk >right before we start my shoelaces decides to f--- with each other 997 KB PNG >smash myself so hard on the ground like the little s--- i am >ithurt.jpg >start to bleed a s--- ton from my knee >ohfuck.jpg >bitch teacher sees this and think im not capable to climb the f------ vulcano from hell >hell no im doing this >start to climb and teacher still bitching around >tell me i can't do it and makes fun of me >still bleeding and in lot of pain >one hour later the guide stops us >say that the teacher is slowing us down >mfw she has to leave >mfw when i make it to the top
: Anonymous Best trip ever 09/24/18(Mon)13:02:20 No.48316602 >be me 17yr old >in italy with my art class >so hot you melt on the pavement >genius teacher decides to make us climb a goddamn vulcano >a 3 hours walk >right before we start my shoelaces decides to f--- with each other 997 KB PNG >smash myself so hard on the ground like the little s--- i am >ithurt.jpg >start to bleed a s--- ton from my knee >ohfuck.jpg >bitch teacher sees this and think im not capable to climb the f------ vulcano from hell >hell no im doing this >start to climb and teacher still bitching around >tell me i can't do it and makes fun of me >still bleeding and in lot of pain >one hour later the guide stops us >say that the teacher is slowing us down >mfw she has to leave >mfw when i make it to the top

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Anon watches movie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/20(Mon)00:17:07 No.132843276 03BFC167-6DBE-43ED-A53E-F7614ECDD2BA.jpg 24 KB JPG >"Rey..Rey Skywalker" Absolute garbage. I left the theater after I heard it : Anonymous 04/27/20(Mon)00:18:02 No.132843321 >>132843276 (OP) # Ye no s--- that's when the movie ended >>132843340 # >>132843556 # >>132844401 #
: Anonymous 04/27/20(Mon)00:17:07 No.132843276 03BFC167-6DBE-43ED-A53E-F7614ECDD2BA.jpg 24 KB JPG >"Rey..Rey Skywalker" Absolute garbage. I left the theater after I heard it : Anonymous 04/27/20(Mon)00:18:02 No.132843321 >>132843276 (OP) # Ye no s--- that's when the movie ended >>132843340 # >>132843556 # >>132844401 #

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Anon gets his girlfriend to quit Reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/30/17(Sat)19:10:20 No.40102936 >girlfriend uses reddit >she makes posts on anti trump subs, hates on incels >create an account and post on the_donald for a few months >eventually start sending her threatening messages 44 KB JPG >tell her she's going to be r---- if she doesn't shut up, call her by her first name too >gets anxious and cries after reading every message I send >talk her out of getting police involved, say it's best to ignore it >she stops using reddit I solved that annoying problem. It's hell to have to look at the dumb s--- she wants to show me on there.
: Anonymous 09/30/17(Sat)19:10:20 No.40102936 >girlfriend uses reddit >she makes posts on anti trump subs, hates on incels >create an account and post on the_donald for a few months >eventually start sending her threatening messages 44 KB JPG >tell her she's going to be r---- if she doesn't shut up, call her by her first name too >gets anxious and cries after reading every message I send >talk her out of getting police involved, say it's best to ignore it >she stops using reddit I solved that annoying problem. It's hell to have to look at the dumb s--- she wants to show me on there.

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Anon is 30 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri) 11:20:56 No.67830922 >2022 >getting fatter >hairline receding >7 months left I turn 30 >getting more demotivated >getting more depressed >drinking everyday doesn't help 70 KB JPG anymore >gaming doesn't help anymore Any oldfags care to share how did you make it without killing yourself I'm just so very tired
: Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri) 11:20:56 No.67830922 >2022 >getting fatter >hairline receding >7 months left I turn 30 >getting more demotivated >getting more depressed >drinking everyday doesn't help 70 KB JPG anymore >gaming doesn't help anymore Any oldfags care to share how did you make it without killing yourself I'm just so very tired

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Anon dies at Pompeii | /r/Greentext

Embracing figures at Pompeii 'could have been gay lovers', after scan reveals they are both men >be me >drinking wine with best bro >served 10 years in army together >saved my life once >named my son after the guy >mountain f------ explodes >find house and hide for shelter >give each other one last bro hug >ash burys us both >1900 years later get found >lol gay bois
Embracing figures at Pompeii 'could have been gay lovers', after scan reveals they are both men >be me >drinking wine with best bro >served 10 years in army together >saved my life once >named my son after the guy >mountain f------ explodes >find house and hide for shelter >give each other one last bro hug >ash burys us both >1900 years later get found >lol gay bois

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anon is ready | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 8EHHJ892 11/14/15(Sat)08:14:19 No.55704068 >Watch several ISIS videos because I love gore >The song that plays in them gets stuck in my head >Start humming it to myself 96 KB PNG at work >Muslim coworker puts his hands on my shoulder and says "soon, brother. soon" STARECAT.COM
Anonymous (ID: 8EHHJ892 11/14/15(Sat)08:14:19 No.55704068 >Watch several ISIS videos because I love gore >The song that plays in them gets stuck in my head >Start humming it to myself 96 KB PNG at work >Muslim coworker puts his hands on my shoulder and says "soon, brother. soon" STARECAT.COM

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Anon is drugged | /r/Greentext

>>35574459 # reminds me >get wisdom teeth removed >go home high as s--- >get on the computer >go to youtube >really want to listen to Led Zeppelin (I don't even listen to them regularly) >keep typing in Led Zeppelin but nothing Led Zeppelin-related is coming up >get mad >go to bed >sleep for like 12 hours. >wake up >go to delete my browsing history like I usually do >"loop zoop" searched on youtube ~25 times >I thought I was typing in "Led Zeppelin"
>>35574459 # reminds me >get wisdom teeth removed >go home high as s--- >get on the computer >go to youtube >really want to listen to Led Zeppelin (I don't even listen to them regularly) >keep typing in Led Zeppelin but nothing Led Zeppelin-related is coming up >get mad >go to bed >sleep for like 12 hours. >wake up >go to delete my browsing history like I usually do >"loop zoop" searched on youtube ~25 times >I thought I was typing in "Led Zeppelin"

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Anon be 17 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/11/17(Mon)23:27:51 No.753574540 >be 17 >be chatting in group chat with friends >be sending some memes >accidently send a meme to mom >shieeet.jpeg >explain to mom 58 KB PNG >mom sends a rare pepe >allmywut.jpeg >turns out mom knows alot about good memes >now we send memes to eachother almost daily >never been happier all my life >pic related
: Anonymous 12/11/17(Mon)23:27:51 No.753574540 >be 17 >be chatting in group chat with friends >be sending some memes >accidently send a meme to mom >shieeet.jpeg >explain to mom 58 KB PNG >mom sends a rare pepe >allmywut.jpeg >turns out mom knows alot about good memes >now we send memes to eachother almost daily >never been happier all my life >pic related

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Anon gets cheated on | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)14:19:55 No.67832324 >find out husband is cheating on me >tell him I want a divorce >he says we should just stay together since we're both in our 50's and he can just break up with his mistress 9 KB JPG So what? that means I can cheat on him with whoever just because "Old people don't get divorces"?
: Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)14:19:55 No.67832324 >find out husband is cheating on me >tell him I want a divorce >he says we should just stay together since we're both in our 50's and he can just break up with his mistress 9 KB JPG So what? that means I can cheat on him with whoever just because "Old people don't get divorces"?

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Anon works in animal rehabilitation | /r/Greentext

File: nn5kj1GRxK1tu78sco1_250.jpg (15 KB, 250x250) O Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)14:51:02 No.853461298 >work with exotic animal rehabilitation >mostly former "pets" that either should never have been kept inside a house, or became problem animals because of mistreatment "This thing is evil, it attacks people for no reason." >he lashes in self-defense because your insecure handling scares him "It keeps destroying everything in my house." >Does he have any chew toys? >meet a girl with green hair, an 8/10 who's clever and funny >she paints props for this local theater, really down to earth despite of literally working in drama "I hate the kind of women who are like 'If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best'. I'm a f------ s--- show at my worst and nobody deserves to deal with that." >been dating for 7 months when I see her first bad episode, she texts me out of the blue saying she's leaving me because I should be with someone better >Go to her place to see if she's at least physically OK. >by the time I get her to calm down she's crying and begging me to take her back as if I was the one who left. >she's back to her own bubbly, wonderful self once she's cried it out, gotten food and thoroughly dicked down >learn to pick up on the warning signs before she does, herself >get her some kind of a nice treat if I notice she hasn't been eating >she's always falling in love with a new project she'll probably give up halfway, if she hasn't done that for a while it's time to take her out to try something new >we've been together for 3 years, she hasn't had an episode for a year, and only relapsed once because of quarantine >l don't think she knows I still check her for cuts, but she hasn't self-harmed in years >recently she got into her head to write a cook book, I told her that's a wonderful idea and gave a few suggestions from the ideas >it probably won't be finished but she's happily typing and humming along to her music >safe environment, appropriate nutrition, secure handling and proper enrichment It's not rocket science.
File: nn5kj1GRxK1tu78sco1_250.jpg (15 KB, 250x250) O Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)14:51:02 No.853461298 >work with exotic animal rehabilitation >mostly former "pets" that either should never have been kept inside a house, or became problem animals because of mistreatment "This thing is evil, it attacks people for no reason." >he lashes in self-defense because your insecure handling scares him "It keeps destroying everything in my house." >Does he have any chew toys? >meet a girl with green hair, an 8/10 who's clever and funny >she paints props for this local theater, really down to earth despite of literally working in drama "I hate the kind of women who are like 'If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best'. I'm a f------ s--- show at my worst and nobody deserves to deal with that." >been dating for 7 months when I see her first bad episode, she texts me out of the blue saying she's leaving me because I should be with someone better >Go to her place to see if she's at least physically OK. >by the time I get her to calm down she's crying and begging me to take her back as if I was the one who left. >she's back to her own bubbly, wonderful self once she's cried it out, gotten food and thoroughly dicked down >learn to pick up on the warning signs before she does, herself >get her some kind of a nice treat if I notice she hasn't been eating >she's always falling in love with a new project she'll probably give up halfway, if she hasn't done that for a while it's time to take her out to try something new >we've been together for 3 years, she hasn't had an episode for a year, and only relapsed once because of quarantine >l don't think she knows I still check her for cuts, but she hasn't self-harmed in years >recently she got into her head to write a cook book, I told her that's a wonderful idea and gave a few suggestions from the ideas >it probably won't be finished but she's happily typing and humming along to her music >safe environment, appropriate nutrition, secure handling and proper enrichment It's not rocket science.

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no poop knife | /r/Greentext

10m · 108385835 JPG 14KB (250 x 238) >go to the toilet in someones house >no poop knife
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