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Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)16:05:24 No.877048401 >Be me, a few years ago. 16 year old high school Anon BIG BOY >Had to run the timed mile in gym. Gym teacher was a real a------. If you couldn't run it in less than 10 minutes, you had to run another mile 15 KB JPG >I was, and still am, a manlet. My mile time was 13 minutes. Had to run another mile >Halfway through the second mile, I fall down and throw up on myself. >Get sent to the school nurse's office. Throw up two more times and begin to cry. >Nurse calls my mom to pick me up. >She looks at me and says "I should have swallowed." >The nurse laughed >I was never mommy's big boy
Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)16:05:24 No.877048401 >Be me, a few years ago. 16 year old high school Anon BIG BOY >Had to run the timed mile in gym. Gym teacher was a real a------. If you couldn't run it in less than 10 minutes, you had to run another mile 15 KB JPG >I was, and still am, a manlet. My mile time was 13 minutes. Had to run another mile >Halfway through the second mile, I fall down and throw up on myself. >Get sent to the school nurse's office. Throw up two more times and begin to cry. >Nurse calls my mom to pick me up. >She looks at me and says "I should have swallowed." >The nurse laughed >I was never mommy's big boy

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Anon doesn’t like women | /r/Greentext

File: 2F431A42-35EB-4BA6-A375-C(...).jpg (44 KB, 480x480) O Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)21:08:25 No.877057781 [Reply] >>877058076 >every f------ morning I wake up to my sister cackling with my mom >every f------ morning my sister cackles like she's love child of Jimmy Carr and Hillary Clinton darteen click >Islam is correct about women. They should only speak when spoken to. They should also be owned property O Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed) 21:17:31 No.877058076 >>877057781 (OP) # Here's an idea: Get up earlier than they do. Work out and go to work. Do a good job at your work. get a promotion. Make more money. Buy your own home. Never wake to the sound of your sister or mother again. Sound like a plan?
File: 2F431A42-35EB-4BA6-A375-C(...).jpg (44 KB, 480x480) O Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)21:08:25 No.877057781 [Reply] >>877058076 >every f------ morning I wake up to my sister cackling with my mom >every f------ morning my sister cackles like she's love child of Jimmy Carr and Hillary Clinton darteen click >Islam is correct about women. They should only speak when spoken to. They should also be owned property O Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed) 21:17:31 No.877058076 >>877057781 (OP) # Here's an idea: Get up earlier than they do. Work out and go to work. Do a good job at your work. get a promotion. Make more money. Buy your own home. Never wake to the sound of your sister or mother again. Sound like a plan?

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Boomer gets anon’s sister pregnant | /r/Greentext

. AT&T 36% Board /k/ - Weapons ▼ Settings Mobile Home Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)20:11:36 No.53237375 >Be me 10 years ago >living with my sister who just turned 18 at the time >wake up about 2AM >half asleep but hear grunting noises coming from the living room >grab my Mossberg 500 (wasn't 21 so couldn't ow a gun) >enter the living room and see some old guy on the couch cooming >hear my light female whispers under him >immediately figure he's an old pervert r----- my sister and level the shotgun on him telling him to get his hands up >he jumps in the air butt naked screaming "don't shoot" >sister stands up and tells me to put the gun down >turns out she brought him over, one of her friend's dad or something >still tell him to get the f--- out >he complies without issue >Sis locks herself in her room crying Old f--- was 63 years old, she still refuses to talk about him or how they know each other to this day. Turns out he impregnated her and died of a heart attack 2 weeks later. My niece is probably on the spectrum but she likes my gun collection. + 1 ... VPN 6:55 PM boards.4channel.org/k/t... C
. AT&T 36% Board /k/ - Weapons ▼ Settings Mobile Home Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)20:11:36 No.53237375 >Be me 10 years ago >living with my sister who just turned 18 at the time >wake up about 2AM >half asleep but hear grunting noises coming from the living room >grab my Mossberg 500 (wasn't 21 so couldn't ow a gun) >enter the living room and see some old guy on the couch cooming >hear my light female whispers under him >immediately figure he's an old pervert r----- my sister and level the shotgun on him telling him to get his hands up >he jumps in the air butt naked screaming "don't shoot" >sister stands up and tells me to put the gun down >turns out she brought him over, one of her friend's dad or something >still tell him to get the f--- out >he complies without issue >Sis locks herself in her room crying Old f--- was 63 years old, she still refuses to talk about him or how they know each other to this day. Turns out he impregnated her and died of a heart attack 2 weeks later. My niece is probably on the spectrum but she likes my gun collection. + 1 ... VPN 6:55 PM boards.4channel.org/k/t... C

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anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10 KB JPG 04/27/22 (Wed) 07:49:56 No.877052584 >make unfunny meme >get into p--- >make 50 million dollars in a single year because you're the meme girl doing p--- How? 10 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed) 07:59:28 No.877052913 >>877052584 (OP) # simps are a plague : Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)08:00:42 No.877052965 >>877052584 (OP) # The absolute state of men these days.. Digital version on going to strip club hoping the stripper falls in love with you.
: Anonymous 10 KB JPG 04/27/22 (Wed) 07:49:56 No.877052584 >make unfunny meme >get into p--- >make 50 million dollars in a single year because you're the meme girl doing p--- How? 10 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed) 07:59:28 No.877052913 >>877052584 (OP) # simps are a plague : Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)08:00:42 No.877052965 >>877052584 (OP) # The absolute state of men these days.. Digital version on going to strip club hoping the stripper falls in love with you.

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Anon meets a coworker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri) 20:04:16 No.876773293 fcf0d2d1-1373-4c0a-a289-e3dba20703fe.png 1.45 MB PNG >newer guy in our office set up an Xbox 360 and a small screen in his cubicle and plays games on his lunch break >other people in our office make fun of him and talk s--- about it behind his back in the lunchroom >actually caught up with him outside on a ten min break vaping >chat a few times throughout the week >dudes a widow and hes always taking care of his kids >has no time to play games outside of work >decide to start playing games with him during lunch break >have a blast with him >other employees still talk s--- about us >I know this makes his day though because his face lights up with excitement everytime >even brought in some old 360 games to play together >dudes such a gem of a person and it makes me realizes how s----- life can be
: Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri) 20:04:16 No.876773293 fcf0d2d1-1373-4c0a-a289-e3dba20703fe.png 1.45 MB PNG >newer guy in our office set up an Xbox 360 and a small screen in his cubicle and plays games on his lunch break >other people in our office make fun of him and talk s--- about it behind his back in the lunchroom >actually caught up with him outside on a ten min break vaping >chat a few times throughout the week >dudes a widow and hes always taking care of his kids >has no time to play games outside of work >decide to start playing games with him during lunch break >have a blast with him >other employees still talk s--- about us >I know this makes his day though because his face lights up with excitement everytime >even brought in some old 360 games to play together >dudes such a gem of a person and it makes me realizes how s----- life can be

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anon is okay now. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)07:53:10 No.68394593 >first year uni student >been hanging out with cute 9/10 girl since about week 2 >friend group goes to someone's apartment for drinks >girl takes me aside and says she has feelings for me 5 KB PNG >my last relationship was horrible and I've been lonely for over a year >we have sex the following week >cuddle >immediately break down crying because i've never been shown this level of affection in my life >never cried this much since i was a little kid It's been a good run bros. I think I'm ready to be normal now View Thread
: Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)07:53:10 No.68394593 >first year uni student >been hanging out with cute 9/10 girl since about week 2 >friend group goes to someone's apartment for drinks >girl takes me aside and says she has feelings for me 5 KB PNG >my last relationship was horrible and I've been lonely for over a year >we have sex the following week >cuddle >immediately break down crying because i've never been shown this level of affection in my life >never cried this much since i was a little kid It's been a good run bros. I think I'm ready to be normal now View Thread

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Anon tells a true story | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous true story >clocking out at work >for some reason we have a fingerprint scanner >need to scan our fingerprints to clock in or out 84 KB PNG >me and female coworker clocking out >she goes first >scanner doesn't register her >she licks her finger and rubs it on her pants then scans her finger >it works >i go next >scan my finger >go home >masturbate >mfw i touched a girl's spit >mfw a girl's spit touched my d--- >mfw i basically got a b------ later virgins 04/26/22(Tue)15:36:14 No.68385163
: Anonymous true story >clocking out at work >for some reason we have a fingerprint scanner >need to scan our fingerprints to clock in or out 84 KB PNG >me and female coworker clocking out >she goes first >scanner doesn't register her >she licks her finger and rubs it on her pants then scans her finger >it works >i go next >scan my finger >go home >masturbate >mfw i touched a girl's spit >mfw a girl's spit touched my d--- >mfw i basically got a b------ later virgins 04/26/22(Tue)15:36:14 No.68385163

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Anon is having a good day....the | /r/Greentext

File: 88f.jpg (50 KB, 604x516) 33 Anonymous 02/23/20(Sun)16:08:39 No.821334295 >>821334949 >>821336159 >be me >have bad day at work >come home p----- off >just wanna go to sleep >cat jumps on bed purring >suddenly not angry anymore I love you, Lola
File: 88f.jpg (50 KB, 604x516) 33 Anonymous 02/23/20(Sun)16:08:39 No.821334295 >>821334949 >>821336159 >be me >have bad day at work >come home p----- off >just wanna go to sleep >cat jumps on bed purring >suddenly not angry anymore I love you, Lola

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anon does a minute amount of tomfoolery | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)09:52:20 No.68391840 >>68390447 (OP) # One time in high school I was sitting next to a girl and could tell she was on her period. I could literally smell her blood. It was confirmed once she asked to visit the restroom twice that class period. >>68391965 # : Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)10:04:36 No.68391965 >>68391840 # >snap your pencil on purpose >whisper "bloody c---" under your breath, just loud enough for her to hear 195 KB JPG >gauge her reaction :trollface:
: Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)09:52:20 No.68391840 >>68390447 (OP) # One time in high school I was sitting next to a girl and could tell she was on her period. I could literally smell her blood. It was confirmed once she asked to visit the restroom twice that class period. >>68391965 # : Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)10:04:36 No.68391965 >>68391840 # >snap your pencil on purpose >whisper "bloody c---" under your breath, just loud enough for her to hear 195 KB JPG >gauge her reaction :trollface:

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The duality of men | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/26/22(Tue)21:56:13 No.877002759 Old f--- of /b/ what's some advice you'd give to the young generation? 94 KB GIF : Anonymous 04/26/22(Tue)21:57:25 No.877002845 take care of yer teeth! It'll save you a pretty penny in the future >>877003035 # : Anonymous 04/26/22(Tue)21:57:33 No.877002857 more pepes 7 KB JPG
Anonymous 04/26/22(Tue)21:56:13 No.877002759 Old f--- of /b/ what's some advice you'd give to the young generation? 94 KB GIF : Anonymous 04/26/22(Tue)21:57:25 No.877002845 take care of yer teeth! It'll save you a pretty penny in the future >>877003035 # : Anonymous 04/26/22(Tue)21:57:33 No.877002857 more pepes 7 KB JPG

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Anon is a rapper | /r/Greentext

Anonymous En 132 KB PNG 04/27/22(Wed)05:14:38 No.167174416 My name is... Shake zula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a trip, I'll bring it to ya
Anonymous En 132 KB PNG 04/27/22(Wed)05:14:38 No.167174416 My name is... Shake zula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a trip, I'll bring it to ya

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anon would like some answers. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Why has the world culturally c(...) >2012 ? >nobody talked about racism. when. race riots happened they are condemned by media >2022 43 KB PNG >now people talk about racism every single day. BLM has mass media and public support >2012 >nobody has even heard of a transgender person >2022 >transgender people are absolutely everywhere, even in governments and powerful corporations >2012 >people hate SJWS and make fun of them. they only exist on tumblr >2022 >SJWS control every single western institution, every corporation, and command massive influence over governments and laws >2012 >men rarely if ever get accused of sexual assault, if they do then it's for something truly heinous (eg. jimmy saville, or the lostprophets guy that r---- babies) >2022 >every week or month you read a news headline about some man being accused of "sexual misconduct" (whatever that means) and having their entire life ruined What changed? 6 Replies / 3 Images View Thread 04/27/22(Wed) 07:32:50 No.68394379
: Anonymous Why has the world culturally c(...) >2012 ? >nobody talked about racism. when. race riots happened they are condemned by media >2022 43 KB PNG >now people talk about racism every single day. BLM has mass media and public support >2012 >nobody has even heard of a transgender person >2022 >transgender people are absolutely everywhere, even in governments and powerful corporations >2012 >people hate SJWS and make fun of them. they only exist on tumblr >2022 >SJWS control every single western institution, every corporation, and command massive influence over governments and laws >2012 >men rarely if ever get accused of sexual assault, if they do then it's for something truly heinous (eg. jimmy saville, or the lostprophets guy that r---- babies) >2022 >every week or month you read a news headline about some man being accused of "sexual misconduct" (whatever that means) and having their entire life ruined What changed? 6 Replies / 3 Images View Thread 04/27/22(Wed) 07:32:50 No.68394379

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Anon is gonna make it... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 50437301 11.6 kB JPG 6 REPLIES 6 IMAGES >see qt girl at bus stop >approach her >"hi, i'm anon. how are you?" >"oh hi anon. i'm rebecca" >"would you like to come to mcdonalds with me?" >"um. i'm sorry. i have a boyfriend" >at least i tried >i'm gonna make it 2 hr. ago... REPLY
Anonymous 50437301 11.6 kB JPG 6 REPLIES 6 IMAGES >see qt girl at bus stop >approach her >"hi, i'm anon. how are you?" >"oh hi anon. i'm rebecca" >"would you like to come to mcdonalds with me?" >"um. i'm sorry. i have a boyfriend" >at least i tried >i'm gonna make it 2 hr. ago... REPLY

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Anon was almost a Chad. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/01/22(Fri)21:36:59 No.68028373 sad chad pepe.jpg 40 KB JPG >5'11 >white >150lbs >not ugly >decent jaw line >decent brow ridge why would God give me the tools to be a chad and then curse me with autism?
: Anonymous 04/01/22(Fri)21:36:59 No.68028373 sad chad pepe.jpg 40 KB JPG >5'11 >white >150lbs >not ugly >decent jaw line >decent brow ridge why would God give me the tools to be a chad and then curse me with autism?

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