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Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)10:45:50 No.147863511 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY WHOLE MISERABLE LIFE I'M KIND OF IN A GOOD PLACE GI26061XQAAMvpC.jpg 2.23 MB JPG >Fanbase constantly powerwanking and talking about characters "aura-farming" >Constant whining about animation quality compared to the source material Bagloon >Main Character is consistently mischaracterized as this gigachad that gets all the ladies and beats the snot out of everyone despite the fact that they spend most of their time in the sidelines after getting their ass horribly beaten >Massive influx of mexicans Is the Invincible adaptation the closest thing /co/- related to Dragon Ball Z?
Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)10:45:50 No.147863511 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY WHOLE MISERABLE LIFE I'M KIND OF IN A GOOD PLACE GI26061XQAAMvpC.jpg 2.23 MB JPG >Fanbase constantly powerwanking and talking about characters "aura-farming" >Constant whining about animation quality compared to the source material Bagloon >Main Character is consistently mischaracterized as this gigachad that gets all the ladies and beats the snot out of everyone despite the fact that they spend most of their time in the sidelines after getting their ass horribly beaten >Massive influx of mexicans Is the Invincible adaptation the closest thing /co/- related to Dragon Ball Z?

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Anon takes the Zinc Pill | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/16/19(Sat)14:13:05 No.49634025 how do i increase the amount i c--? 32 KB JPG 78 Replies/9 Images Anonymous >>49634025 (OP) # Zinc dude. View Thread 02/16/19(Sat)19:34:48 No.49637948 I take 500mg Zinc a day. I believe i am coming down with zinc-induced-copper-defficiency-anemia after googling because i get very sleepy during and after cardio. I fell asleep while jogging on the treadmill the other day and twisted my ankle when i fell but im doing good now. But i c-- literal buckets so its worth it. Like i fill up a couple shot glasses easy. And on my first c-- of the day were talking a big mess. >>49638055 # >>49638076 # Anonymous >>49637948 # 02/16/19(Sat) 19:45:11 No.49638055 500? Not 50? That seems excessive... Anonymous 02/16/19(Sat)19:47:11 No.49638076 19 KB PNG >>49639403 # >>49637948 # >500mg zinc a day >>>five hundred milligram zinc >>>a day I hope you're joking bro, otherwise you're going to die very very soon Anonymous >>49638076 # 02/16/19(Sat)22:03:00 No.49639403 i've been taking 300-500mg zinc a day for over a month im fine and so is my sperm i just get a little sleepy during exercise no big deal >>49639434 # Anonymous 02/16/19(Sat)22:06:25 No.49639434 The National Institutes of Health considers 40 mg of zinc a day to be the upper limit dose for adults and 4 mg of zinc a day for infants under age 6 months. Oct 24, 2017 Zinc - Mayo Clinic https://www.mayoclinic.org/drugs-supplements-zinc/art-20366112 >>49639403 # Screenshot_20.png 16 KB PNG anon please you're going to die
Anonymous 02/16/19(Sat)14:13:05 No.49634025 how do i increase the amount i c--? 32 KB JPG 78 Replies/9 Images Anonymous >>49634025 (OP) # Zinc dude. View Thread 02/16/19(Sat)19:34:48 No.49637948 I take 500mg Zinc a day. I believe i am coming down with zinc-induced-copper-defficiency-anemia after googling because i get very sleepy during and after cardio. I fell asleep while jogging on the treadmill the other day and twisted my ankle when i fell but im doing good now. But i c-- literal buckets so its worth it. Like i fill up a couple shot glasses easy. And on my first c-- of the day were talking a big mess. >>49638055 # >>49638076 # Anonymous >>49637948 # 02/16/19(Sat) 19:45:11 No.49638055 500? Not 50? That seems excessive... Anonymous 02/16/19(Sat)19:47:11 No.49638076 19 KB PNG >>49639403 # >>49637948 # >500mg zinc a day >>>five hundred milligram zinc >>>a day I hope you're joking bro, otherwise you're going to die very very soon Anonymous >>49638076 # 02/16/19(Sat)22:03:00 No.49639403 i've been taking 300-500mg zinc a day for over a month im fine and so is my sperm i just get a little sleepy during exercise no big deal >>49639434 # Anonymous 02/16/19(Sat)22:06:25 No.49639434 The National Institutes of Health considers 40 mg of zinc a day to be the upper limit dose for adults and 4 mg of zinc a day for infants under age 6 months. Oct 24, 2017 Zinc - Mayo Clinic https://www.mayoclinic.org/drugs-supplements-zinc/art-20366112 >>49639403 # Screenshot_20.png 16 KB PNG anon please you're going to die

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Anon has a dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: BYUG/Gag) 卡 03/14/25(Fri)05:23:45 No.500414889 >wake up >still never dreamed of a black person >>500414889 (OP) # your wife did, though >>500414889 (OP) # Your dreams are racist, bong. Get help asap >>500414889 (OP) # Damn, neither have I
: Anonymous (ID: BYUG/Gag) 卡 03/14/25(Fri)05:23:45 No.500414889 >wake up >still never dreamed of a black person >>500414889 (OP) # your wife did, though >>500414889 (OP) # Your dreams are racist, bong. Get help asap >>500414889 (OP) # Damn, neither have I

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Going in blind | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous LUKE ST-05 Average PE-08 Great EN-05 Average CH-06-Good IN-09 Excellent AG-08 Great LK-06 Good Level: 1 Exp: 8 Next Level: 1,088 PERKS 03/10/25(Mon)20:27:31 No.704994147 AGE 20 MALE Hit Points 30/30 Poisoned Radiated Eye Damage Crippled Right Arm Crippled Left Arm Crippled Right Leg Crippled Left Leg SKILLS Small Guns First aid 47% Big Guns 6% Energy Weapons 6% Unarmed 46% Melee Weapons 36% Throwing 22% 24% 32% 19% 16% 14% 16% 26% 17% F 48% 14% 28% 18% Doctor Sneak Lockpick Steal Traps Science Repair Armor Class 8 Speech Action Points 9 Carry Weight Melee Damage Damage Res. Barter 158 Gambling 1 8% Poison Res. 25% Radiation Res. 18% Sequence Healing Rate Outdoorsman SKILL POINTS 00 16 1 Strength Critical Chance 6% Raw physical strength. A high Strength is good for physical characters. Modifies: Hit Points, Melee Damage, and Carry Weight. KARMA KILLS TRAITS. Bloody Mess Gifted OPRINT DONE CANCEL 1734976465890329.png 204 KB PNG >game asks you to design your whole character before you even know what the game is like why do so many rpgs do this? imagine if i put a bunch of points into lockpicking, only to find out nothing's ever locked
: Anonymous LUKE ST-05 Average PE-08 Great EN-05 Average CH-06-Good IN-09 Excellent AG-08 Great LK-06 Good Level: 1 Exp: 8 Next Level: 1,088 PERKS 03/10/25(Mon)20:27:31 No.704994147 AGE 20 MALE Hit Points 30/30 Poisoned Radiated Eye Damage Crippled Right Arm Crippled Left Arm Crippled Right Leg Crippled Left Leg SKILLS Small Guns First aid 47% Big Guns 6% Energy Weapons 6% Unarmed 46% Melee Weapons 36% Throwing 22% 24% 32% 19% 16% 14% 16% 26% 17% F 48% 14% 28% 18% Doctor Sneak Lockpick Steal Traps Science Repair Armor Class 8 Speech Action Points 9 Carry Weight Melee Damage Damage Res. Barter 158 Gambling 1 8% Poison Res. 25% Radiation Res. 18% Sequence Healing Rate Outdoorsman SKILL POINTS 00 16 1 Strength Critical Chance 6% Raw physical strength. A high Strength is good for physical characters. Modifies: Hit Points, Melee Damage, and Carry Weight. KARMA KILLS TRAITS. Bloody Mess Gifted OPRINT DONE CANCEL 1734976465890329.png 204 KB PNG >game asks you to design your whole character before you even know what the game is like why do so many rpgs do this? imagine if i put a bunch of points into lockpicking, only to find out nothing's ever locked

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Jack Reacher Trusts the Science | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_9459.jpg (56 KB, 600x450) ☐ Anonymous 03/14/25(Fri)22:00:27 No.209358796 ►>>209358815 >>209358835 >>209358989 >>209359001 >>209359329 >>209359418 >>209359738 >"It's called a "Vaccine" and it saves lives. Call it a "jab" again and I'll jab you in the face."
File: IMG_9459.jpg (56 KB, 600x450) ☐ Anonymous 03/14/25(Fri)22:00:27 No.209358796 ►>>209358815 >>209358835 >>209358989 >>209359001 >>209359329 >>209359418 >>209359738 >"It's called a "Vaccine" and it saves lives. Call it a "jab" again and I'll jab you in the face."

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Anon wishes harm upon the infidels | /r/Greentext

الله أكبر الموت لامريكا الموت الإسرائيل اللعنة على اليهود النصر للإسلام | Anonymous (ID: JojdQQ9 03/16/25(Sun)02:35:16 No.500596411 ► >be s------- inbred country of 39 million >change national flag to slogan calling for annihilation of 2 1st-world countries >despite the fact we have zero ability to do any meaningful harm to either >somehow expect the world to take us seriously Imagine walking through your nation's capital and seeing A CURSE UPON THE JEWS written everywhere you go. The fact they made that their flag will never not be f------ hilarious to me
الله أكبر الموت لامريكا الموت الإسرائيل اللعنة على اليهود النصر للإسلام | Anonymous (ID: JojdQQ9 03/16/25(Sun)02:35:16 No.500596411 ► >be s------- inbred country of 39 million >change national flag to slogan calling for annihilation of 2 1st-world countries >despite the fact we have zero ability to do any meaningful harm to either >somehow expect the world to take us seriously Imagine walking through your nation's capital and seeing A CURSE UPON THE JEWS written everywhere you go. The fact they made that their flag will never not be f------ hilarious to me

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Does NASA count? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 06:32:52 No.705359927 Zuko-Happy-Cropped.png 674 KB PNG >villain reforms and joins the heroes side What games actually do this trope well?
Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 06:32:52 No.705359927 Zuko-Happy-Cropped.png 674 KB PNG >villain reforms and joins the heroes side What games actually do this trope well?

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Are you happy with your country's choice? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 4chan Countries Reddit Countries 03/13/25(Thu)18:54:48 No.208802385 Created with mapchart.net IMG_6968.png 1.86 MB PNG Ever wondered if your country is 4chan or Reddit? Now you know
Anonymous 4chan Countries Reddit Countries 03/13/25(Thu)18:54:48 No.208802385 Created with mapchart.net IMG_6968.png 1.86 MB PNG Ever wondered if your country is 4chan or Reddit? Now you know

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Anon is a come from behind kinda guy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/22/14(Tue)11:43:01 No.46835100 >>46835128>>46835197> >it's another tony sex scene >girl is hot as f--- >tony's gigantic hamhands all over her face >looks like he's trying to kill her >starts panting like a f------ wildebeest >shoves his gut into her a few times >AWW YEAH GABBAGOOL >rolls over >girl comes back for more >I still can't get laid f------ fat p------------. Anonymous 07/22/14(Tue)11:44:15 No.46835128 >>46835100 That's cos you're a beta anon :) Anonymous 07/22/14(Tue)11:47:06 No.46835197 File: 1391152269842.jpg (75 KB, 505x489) >>46835100 >YEAH GABBAGOOL Anonymous 07/22/14(Tue)11:55:14 No.46835380 >>46835457 >>46835100 >GABBAGOOL GABBAGOOL? OVA HEEEERE! Anonymous 07/22/14(Tue)11:57:35 No.46835457 File: breakin mah balls here.jpg (30 KB, 1280×720) >>46835380 >>46835979 Just when I thought I was outta gabbagool, they gabbagool me back in Anonymous 07/22/14(Tue)12:03:32 No.46835614 File: 1396135342399.jpg (27 KB, 801x534) >>46835100 >AWW YEAH GABBAGOOL Kek'd hard
Anonymous 07/22/14(Tue)11:43:01 No.46835100 >>46835128>>46835197> >it's another tony sex scene >girl is hot as f--- >tony's gigantic hamhands all over her face >looks like he's trying to kill her >starts panting like a f------ wildebeest >shoves his gut into her a few times >AWW YEAH GABBAGOOL >rolls over >girl comes back for more >I still can't get laid f------ fat p------------. Anonymous 07/22/14(Tue)11:44:15 No.46835128 >>46835100 That's cos you're a beta anon :) Anonymous 07/22/14(Tue)11:47:06 No.46835197 File: 1391152269842.jpg (75 KB, 505x489) >>46835100 >YEAH GABBAGOOL Anonymous 07/22/14(Tue)11:55:14 No.46835380 >>46835457 >>46835100 >GABBAGOOL GABBAGOOL? OVA HEEEERE! Anonymous 07/22/14(Tue)11:57:35 No.46835457 File: breakin mah balls here.jpg (30 KB, 1280×720) >>46835380 >>46835979 Just when I thought I was outta gabbagool, they gabbagool me back in Anonymous 07/22/14(Tue)12:03:32 No.46835614 File: 1396135342399.jpg (27 KB, 801x534) >>46835100 >AWW YEAH GABBAGOOL Kek'd hard

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Spanish larp | /r/Greentext

Anonymous black legend vs spain chad, wh(...) PURE DESCENDANT OF CONQUISTADORS, MY ANCESTOR FOUGHT WITH PIZARRO 11/09/23(Thu)13:31:39 No.189764294 I COME FROM A REVERED LINE OF AZTEC NOBILITY, SPAIN HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ME BLACK LEGEND duality of man 163 KB JPG
Anonymous black legend vs spain chad, wh(...) PURE DESCENDANT OF CONQUISTADORS, MY ANCESTOR FOUGHT WITH PIZARRO 11/09/23(Thu)13:31:39 No.189764294 I COME FROM A REVERED LINE OF AZTEC NOBILITY, SPAIN HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ME BLACK LEGEND duality of man 163 KB JPG

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Cruel, unforgiving God makes son of a bastard tornadoes to torment helpless gamers | /r/Greentext

#1, No. 705419168 5 hours ago ascare JPG 640x694 59.2 kB A B >scary storms expected tonight >too spooked to play vidya gaem 3 replies #2, No. 705419262 5 hours ago I'm unironically still like this ever since I was a kid because I'm afraid a lighting bolt is gonna strike my house and fry my pc. 4 replies #3, No. 705419536 5 hours ago 1733211883913058 PNG 220x220 5.5 kB >>705419262 Lightning is okay, it's the tornadoes that will get you. We had tornadoes a couple weeks back, took my fence down, f----- up property all over town son of a bastard tornadoes 3 replies #4, No. 705419821 5 hours ago >thunderstorm starts >if I play vidya the power will blink or go out >but if I don't play vidya then it won't f--- you god
#1, No. 705419168 5 hours ago ascare JPG 640x694 59.2 kB A B >scary storms expected tonight >too spooked to play vidya gaem 3 replies #2, No. 705419262 5 hours ago I'm unironically still like this ever since I was a kid because I'm afraid a lighting bolt is gonna strike my house and fry my pc. 4 replies #3, No. 705419536 5 hours ago 1733211883913058 PNG 220x220 5.5 kB >>705419262 Lightning is okay, it's the tornadoes that will get you. We had tornadoes a couple weeks back, took my fence down, f----- up property all over town son of a bastard tornadoes 3 replies #4, No. 705419821 5 hours ago >thunderstorm starts >if I play vidya the power will blink or go out >but if I don't play vidya then it won't f--- you god

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Anon doesn’t want to fight for the EU | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------
Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

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Schizo anon is upset with European Zoomer males | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Euro Zoomers are cowards 19 158 KB PNG 03/15/25(Sat)12:40:30 No.80634782 >Euro Zoomers are to p---- to ask their own girls for dates >in turn Euro Zoomer girls date immigrants from the Middle East, India and Africa which makes Euro Zoomers angry >Euro Zoomers get taught empathy, compassion and critical history since their childhood to become better and more emotionally intelligent humans >instead of appreciating it Euro Zoomers turn into Right Wing Incel Losers >Euro Zoomers larp all day about being patriots but when Russia threatens their countries free societies they are ready to cooperate with their Daddy Putin and Daddy Trump >Euro Zoomers grew up in a time in which Women and LGBTQ sexual liberation was normal >majority Euro Zoomers still turned into misogynistic transphobic incel losers Seriously how do we fix European Zoomer males? They are turning more to the right wing each day and are seriously becoming a threat to democracy and freedom all over Europe. Personally I would say a couple years in a work camp could fix these little assholes but we wont have a couple years left before Putin or Trump attacks
Anonymous Euro Zoomers are cowards 19 158 KB PNG 03/15/25(Sat)12:40:30 No.80634782 >Euro Zoomers are to p---- to ask their own girls for dates >in turn Euro Zoomer girls date immigrants from the Middle East, India and Africa which makes Euro Zoomers angry >Euro Zoomers get taught empathy, compassion and critical history since their childhood to become better and more emotionally intelligent humans >instead of appreciating it Euro Zoomers turn into Right Wing Incel Losers >Euro Zoomers larp all day about being patriots but when Russia threatens their countries free societies they are ready to cooperate with their Daddy Putin and Daddy Trump >Euro Zoomers grew up in a time in which Women and LGBTQ sexual liberation was normal >majority Euro Zoomers still turned into misogynistic transphobic incel losers Seriously how do we fix European Zoomer males? They are turning more to the right wing each day and are seriously becoming a threat to democracy and freedom all over Europe. Personally I would say a couple years in a work camp could fix these little assholes but we wont have a couple years left before Putin or Trump attacks

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Anon is unaware of China's obesity problem | /r/Greentext

O HOVOGENSHIN IMPACT Anonymous ARESA 03/14/25(Fri)05:24:09 No.705294215 Strength in Serenity from the Collective of Plenty Stalwart Warrior and Orchard Owner VARESA genshin impact varesa.png 1.34 MB PNG >this is "comically obese" according to Chinese gamers W--???
O HOVOGENSHIN IMPACT Anonymous ARESA 03/14/25(Fri)05:24:09 No.705294215 Strength in Serenity from the Collective of Plenty Stalwart Warrior and Orchard Owner VARESA genshin impact varesa.png 1.34 MB PNG >this is "comically obese" according to Chinese gamers W--???

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Anon Likes Wayne's World (1992) | /r/Greentext

File: waynes_w.png (764 KB, 889x534) AYNE'S ORLD ☐ Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 15:42:45 No.209378895 >>209380113 >>209380318 >>209381957 >a gunrack? what am i going to do with a gunrack? ☐ Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 15:44:57 No.209378923 ► It's like people only do things because they get paid, and that's just really sad. Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 17:11:58 No.209380113 ► >>209378895 (OP) >I don't even own A gun, let alone enough to necessitate an entire rack. Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 17:27:44 No.209380318 ► >>209378895 (OP) >if its a severed head, I'll be very upset. Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 17:29:15 No.209380341 ► Delaware. we're in...Delaware. ☐ Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 17:53:51 No.209380674 ► >"Ribbed for her pleasure" >Eeeeewwww >> ☐ Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 19:41:43 No.209381957 >>209378895 (OP) God I hate these movies
File: waynes_w.png (764 KB, 889x534) AYNE'S ORLD ☐ Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 15:42:45 No.209378895 >>209380113 >>209380318 >>209381957 >a gunrack? what am i going to do with a gunrack? ☐ Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 15:44:57 No.209378923 ► It's like people only do things because they get paid, and that's just really sad. Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 17:11:58 No.209380113 ► >>209378895 (OP) >I don't even own A gun, let alone enough to necessitate an entire rack. Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 17:27:44 No.209380318 ► >>209378895 (OP) >if its a severed head, I'll be very upset. Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 17:29:15 No.209380341 ► Delaware. we're in...Delaware. ☐ Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 17:53:51 No.209380674 ► >"Ribbed for her pleasure" >Eeeeewwww >> ☐ Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 19:41:43 No.209381957 >>209378895 (OP) God I hate these movies

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Make gaming great again | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.
Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

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