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Anon thinks everyone is retard like him | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/25/22(Sun)08:47:35 No.70340233 >be me >start texting an old fren from middle school basketball team >fren sends some Patrick Batemen meme >build rapport and chuckle >send some random schitzo meme expecting same result >Get left on seen until this very day Why are normies like this robots? 300 KB JPG
: Anonymous 09/25/22(Sun)08:47:35 No.70340233 >be me >start texting an old fren from middle school basketball team >fren sends some Patrick Batemen meme >build rapport and chuckle >send some random schitzo meme expecting same result >Get left on seen until this very day Why are normies like this robots? 300 KB JPG

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Anonymous 195 KB PNG 03/24/21 (Wed)19:36:28 No.62896081 >girl in 11th grade once said I have pretty eyebrows and the girl next to her agreed >still remember it to this day
Anonymous 195 KB PNG 03/24/21 (Wed)19:36:28 No.62896081 >girl in 11th grade once said I have pretty eyebrows and the girl next to her agreed >still remember it to this day

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Anon summarizes the football experience | /r/Greentext

PT 41m (9/24 22:46). 123859471 17 Re. 1 Img. JPG · 17KB · (570 × 321) 5 Replies adidos >MEEEEEEE >everything is about ME >MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEE >IT'S ALL ABOUT MEEEEEEEE f------ pisses me off. KOHLE :
PT 41m (9/24 22:46). 123859471 17 Re. 1 Img. JPG · 17KB · (570 × 321) 5 Replies adidos >MEEEEEEE >everything is about ME >MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEE >IT'S ALL ABOUT MEEEEEEEE f------ pisses me off. KOHLE :

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anon dating bpd woman | /r/Greentext

File: 592566bd1600002200ddc895.jpeg.jpg (147 KB, 1778x1000) >shes always mad at me >easily snaps and acts crazy >sex is gone >kisses and hugs are gone >go back to my parents house >ghost her >she texts and calls 1,000 times in rage >talk to her again >go back to her place >same s--- Anonymous 09/25/22(Sun)00:14:32 No.70333882 [Reply] ► >>70334357 >Get matched with a girl with BPD >she gets obssessed with me talking about forever forever and ever s--- >accepts me for who I am and my short comings >a real perfect mommy girlfriend caring and loving >no more babe no more sex no more talking no more obsessing over me >shes always on her phone >awkward silence >leaves me again I hate women >she brings up how we should have promise rings so it can be forever >buy some promise rings >we have lots of sex lots of touching she calls me babe all the time and my love >4 months later >go back to my parents house again >she slowly stops messaging me, then blocks me everywhere and breaks up with me >3 weeks later unblocks me nagging me again with dozens of messages
File: 592566bd1600002200ddc895.jpeg.jpg (147 KB, 1778x1000) >shes always mad at me >easily snaps and acts crazy >sex is gone >kisses and hugs are gone >go back to my parents house >ghost her >she texts and calls 1,000 times in rage >talk to her again >go back to her place >same s--- Anonymous 09/25/22(Sun)00:14:32 No.70333882 [Reply] ► >>70334357 >Get matched with a girl with BPD >she gets obssessed with me talking about forever forever and ever s--- >accepts me for who I am and my short comings >a real perfect mommy girlfriend caring and loving >no more babe no more sex no more talking no more obsessing over me >shes always on her phone >awkward silence >leaves me again I hate women >she brings up how we should have promise rings so it can be forever >buy some promise rings >we have lots of sex lots of touching she calls me babe all the time and my love >4 months later >go back to my parents house again >she slowly stops messaging me, then blocks me everywhere and breaks up with me >3 weeks later unblocks me nagging me again with dozens of messages

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Anon broke the chain one too many times | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 65 KB JPG 09/24/22(Sat)13:49:04 No.70335588 I hate the fact that the world was built by and for autists, psychopaths, sociopaths and antisocial schizoids. we are fated to loose humanity and live in a dystopia. we depend too much in the systems they created, we rejected nature. f--- nerds. View Thread
Anonymous 65 KB JPG 09/24/22(Sat)13:49:04 No.70335588 I hate the fact that the world was built by and for autists, psychopaths, sociopaths and antisocial schizoids. we are fated to loose humanity and live in a dystopia. we depend too much in the systems they created, we rejected nature. f--- nerds. View Thread

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anon is shopping online | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 23 KB PNG 07/11/22(Mon) 20:52:44 No.69371086 >2005 >Go to online store webpage >Search for the item you want >Checkout >2022 >Go to online store webpage >This website uses cookies. Allow cookies? >Allow >Allow this website to know your location? >Block >Allow this website to send notifications? >Block >Popup covering screen appears. Enter your email now for 10% off! >Close popup >Fake chat appears, Jill would like to assist you >Close chat >Finally get to the search bar, start entering text >Javascript wasn't finished loading, search bar gets deselected halfway through typing >Click the search bar again, finish typing, hit enter >Item you want appears, try to click it >More javascript loads before you click, the page rearranges itself, now you've clicked something else >Close webpage and toss monitor out the window
: Anonymous 23 KB PNG 07/11/22(Mon) 20:52:44 No.69371086 >2005 >Go to online store webpage >Search for the item you want >Checkout >2022 >Go to online store webpage >This website uses cookies. Allow cookies? >Allow >Allow this website to know your location? >Block >Allow this website to send notifications? >Block >Popup covering screen appears. Enter your email now for 10% off! >Close popup >Fake chat appears, Jill would like to assist you >Close chat >Finally get to the search bar, start entering text >Javascript wasn't finished loading, search bar gets deselected halfway through typing >Click the search bar again, finish typing, hit enter >Item you want appears, try to click it >More javascript loads before you click, the page rearranges itself, now you've clicked something else >Close webpage and toss monitor out the window

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The Most Normal 4Chan Post Ever. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 839 KB PNG 09/24/22(Sat)06:56:53 No.70331473 >bad sleep and wake up being all furious >rant a little bit too much about stuff at home >get a ciggy and a ice coffee >takes a while til I calm down a lil >parents ask me to choose a movie for them to watch >dunno and end up picking Blood Diamond >end up watching it with them together >our doorbell rings >its a neighbour >tells me that they are going to be loud tonight because they are celebrating his bday >we dont mind so tell him to have fun and a happy bday >go back to continue the movie >its kinda too brutal for mom specially with the child soldiers >parents decide to stop with the movie for now/today and go take a shower before they take a nap together welp what now,meh maybe I could need a shower too and also a nap
Anonymous 839 KB PNG 09/24/22(Sat)06:56:53 No.70331473 >bad sleep and wake up being all furious >rant a little bit too much about stuff at home >get a ciggy and a ice coffee >takes a while til I calm down a lil >parents ask me to choose a movie for them to watch >dunno and end up picking Blood Diamond >end up watching it with them together >our doorbell rings >its a neighbour >tells me that they are going to be loud tonight because they are celebrating his bday >we dont mind so tell him to have fun and a happy bday >go back to continue the movie >its kinda too brutal for mom specially with the child soldiers >parents decide to stop with the movie for now/today and go take a shower before they take a nap together welp what now,meh maybe I could need a shower too and also a nap

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anon has kink of flipping frog images | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous funny reddit 10 KB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous 55 KB PNG >>10404747 # 09/24/22(Sat) 18:41:53 No.10404739 >be me >go on reddit >make a funny 9/11 meme >everyone makes 9/11 jokes in the comments good ending View Thread 09/24/22(Sat) 18:49:38 No. 10404746 >be me >go on [s4s] >reply to a dumb frogposter >post the same frog but flipped >who am i quoting
: Anonymous funny reddit 10 KB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous 55 KB PNG >>10404747 # 09/24/22(Sat) 18:41:53 No.10404739 >be me >go on reddit >make a funny 9/11 meme >everyone makes 9/11 jokes in the comments good ending View Thread 09/24/22(Sat) 18:49:38 No. 10404746 >be me >go on [s4s] >reply to a dumb frogposter >post the same frog but flipped >who am i quoting

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Anon bamboozles themself | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 70 KB JPG 09/24/22(Sat)13:32:47 No.70335423 >tfw made a cute egirl c-- on webcam for me >feel good about it maybe im not hopeless >tfw she only came because im catfishing her as a hot guy and not myself
Anonymous 70 KB JPG 09/24/22(Sat)13:32:47 No.70335423 >tfw made a cute egirl c-- on webcam for me >feel good about it maybe im not hopeless >tfw she only came because im catfishing her as a hot guy and not myself

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Anon has a wet n' wild time | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/17/22(Sat)13:06:44 No.885787706 >go on vacation with friends >we Airbnb a large house >one guy gets sick and stays in bed the whole week >He's a newcomer to the friend group so whatever >a few days in we all hit a club >lots of blow and some shrooms >sick guy's cute nerdy fiancee flirts with me the whole night >we eventually break off from the group and head back to the Airbnb >Me and her head to my room and rack more lines >start hooking up >She tells me her bf never indulges her many kinks >more coke >she insists I facefuck her >Obviously I oblige >More coke >Piss in her mouth >We f---, it was gross because she was covered in piss >C-- on her face >she cries because she cheated >5am she leaves my room and gets into bed with her fiance >We all eat breakfast at like 2pm >She still smelled like piss At the airport a few days later, her fiance jokes about hearing me f------ some slut days earlier. She laughs along. I have never been more disgusted in myself and the entire female sex. I never do s--- like that and it still bothers me that they're married and she's almost definitely doing gross s--- with other dudes behind his back.
: Anonymous 09/17/22(Sat)13:06:44 No.885787706 >go on vacation with friends >we Airbnb a large house >one guy gets sick and stays in bed the whole week >He's a newcomer to the friend group so whatever >a few days in we all hit a club >lots of blow and some shrooms >sick guy's cute nerdy fiancee flirts with me the whole night >we eventually break off from the group and head back to the Airbnb >Me and her head to my room and rack more lines >start hooking up >She tells me her bf never indulges her many kinks >more coke >she insists I facefuck her >Obviously I oblige >More coke >Piss in her mouth >We f---, it was gross because she was covered in piss >C-- on her face >she cries because she cheated >5am she leaves my room and gets into bed with her fiance >We all eat breakfast at like 2pm >She still smelled like piss At the airport a few days later, her fiance jokes about hearing me f------ some slut days earlier. She laughs along. I have never been more disgusted in myself and the entire female sex. I never do s--- like that and it still bothers me that they're married and she's almost definitely doing gross s--- with other dudes behind his back.

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This is anon's brain on weed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/19/22(Sun)12:50:45 No.69103270 >Buy $200 worth of weed >Take one hit >Get paranoid about going to prison 18 KB JPG >Flush it all down the toilet >Remember it's legal in my state How's your day going, Robots?
Anonymous 06/19/22(Sun)12:50:45 No.69103270 >Buy $200 worth of weed >Take one hit >Get paranoid about going to prison 18 KB JPG >Flush it all down the toilet >Remember it's legal in my state How's your day going, Robots?

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Agreed. Isl*m is right about w*men | /r/Greentext

Re 2 img 4 Replies 45KB · (680 × 760 GENDER REVEAL >have an Iranian online friend >he is secretly an atheist and basically a liberal >I tell him everything about western women >he changes his mind and becomes a muslim again
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Anons friend is depressed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 657 KB JPG 08/09/21(Mon)16:52:58 No.64905522 >have this friend on discord >he's really depressed and especially down lately >says it's cause his birthday is coming up and he's still a virgin >send him a pic of my t--- on his birthday to cheer him up >he just gets angry and blocks me W-- why are men like this? >>64905592 # : Anonymous >>64905522 (OP) # >my friend says he's dying of hunger >send him a PICTURE of food >w-- why is he angry??! 08/09/21(Mon)16:55:08 No.64905553
: Anonymous 657 KB JPG 08/09/21(Mon)16:52:58 No.64905522 >have this friend on discord >he's really depressed and especially down lately >says it's cause his birthday is coming up and he's still a virgin >send him a pic of my t--- on his birthday to cheer him up >he just gets angry and blocks me W-- why are men like this? >>64905592 # : Anonymous >>64905522 (OP) # >my friend says he's dying of hunger >send him a PICTURE of food >w-- why is he angry??! 08/09/21(Mon)16:55:08 No.64905553

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anon is undercover | /r/Greentext

20200430 104110(245 MB, 1903x24930 R S לה שבין המגניב שלא אפול קת C Anonymous {000004/30/20THu(10:43:18 No.255674716755674225% 14850>>25567498!>755675472500B-25567720-7607070432507883 **255070904>>255076844 >>255070826 >>255676985>>255677184>>255877195 >>255077228 >>255677289 >>250677319 >>255677342 >>255077501>>256877828 >>255077503 >>255677865>>255078118 >>255678781 >>255679015 >>255679017 >>255678304>>255679529 »>255A79005>>255040065>>255680331255680341 >>255680785>>255681068 >>255681206 >>255682252 >>25568237125682445 >>255884008 >>255685262 >>255689046 >>255888504>>255680891 >>255687163 >>255687302 >>255688768 >>255680540 >>255020634>>255091589 >>255892440 >>255692867 >>255083254>>256803286 >>255003401 >>255403100 >>256604055>>255094077 >>255894108 >>255005272 >>255000004>>255080778 >>255700455>>255700319 >>255700729 >>255674716 (OP) are you black? Should we learn the language of are enemy? Anonymous (ID: GEWOO) 04/30/20(Thu)10:45:40 No.255674948255675137 >>255675158 22255675487 >>255675557 >>255676352 >>255676385>>255678412>>255678419 >>255676582 >>255676770>>255676844 >>255678040255877165255677261 +255677402255577563255677985>>255878103255878408255676474>>255878551 255578820 >>255678908255679203255672672 >>255679821255680252255680810 >>255680066 **255681085 2255681223 22255681867 +255681282225568202122255682460255882734 2255682753 22255682833255853124255685251 2255685418 255885524 255885546 22255685821 2556858282558850822255686085 Anonymous (ID 04/302(THu(10:44.30 No.255674826 ► C Anonymous (ID: 04/3020(hu(10 44:51 N6,255674858 ► 250874340 -255000721 No >>255674716 (OP) are you black? No 22556809255685332225568638322255680444 2225558540122255636450255050502255002631225568675925568022122255682085225571632556874012255687514 2225568833822255888363255683628255638738 255658765255689440*255090243255090534 255097497255685884 22255699013255898327 25558933822255699036255700021 25570176822255702947255703148 255703461 22255703941 255706063255704083 File 20000430 104221j00 (162 M, 1847820941 >>255674858 255891054 2255092440255029041255083251 225569370529500406225580410022556942742550051442556956772556951225509094255696749 22255697481 אז לכי עלוהות שב ה לי את ה15 תתני לי לתהות למה לעזאזל אי נתתי לך להיכנס האם אתההגדרה שלאיפיות D Anonymous (ID: Emdr+vb )= 04/30/20(Thu)13:12:56 No 255688626 ► »25570584 File: LaughingStoned.png (86 KB, 291x378) >>255674948 Oh okay, carry on then and Heil Hitler segons (2 Game Augmeni_aEQ וא Flo sovetaeel12345324505 PAT Fi Baed F 186HA1043020(Thu}11:01:26 No.255676352 Fie 158611847879.jpg(15 KB 251x242) 22255674948 >>255674858 No או בכיעלוהות שבח לי את הלב תתם לי לתהות למה לעזאזל 18 נתתי לך להיכנס האם את הרקטה Anonymous (IDST04/30/20(Thu}12:14 29 No.255683124 ► Fle: 1580307454051.jpg 4K 68x526 ► 255477770- 255675137255675669 Thu(19 47:34 No)18104/30/20 ) פדוואס )Anonymous [([Yeul} \D >>255674948 w--, i love black people now >>255674948 1488 my fellow nazi 22255674948 Oh ok. Good Something was wrong with your first photo, you might want to check your camera settings, follow while עניין 5 רSTApaw Lal
20200430 104110(245 MB, 1903x24930 R S לה שבין המגניב שלא אפול קת C Anonymous {000004/30/20THu(10:43:18 No.255674716755674225% 14850>>25567498!>755675472500B-25567720-7607070432507883 **255070904>>255076844 >>255070826 >>255676985>>255677184>>255877195 >>255077228 >>255677289 >>250677319 >>255677342 >>255077501>>256877828 >>255077503 >>255677865>>255078118 >>255678781 >>255679015 >>255679017 >>255678304>>255679529 »>255A79005>>255040065>>255680331255680341 >>255680785>>255681068 >>255681206 >>255682252 >>25568237125682445 >>255884008 >>255685262 >>255689046 >>255888504>>255680891 >>255687163 >>255687302 >>255688768 >>255680540 >>255020634>>255091589 >>255892440 >>255692867 >>255083254>>256803286 >>255003401 >>255403100 >>256604055>>255094077 >>255894108 >>255005272 >>255000004>>255080778 >>255700455>>255700319 >>255700729 >>255674716 (OP) are you black? Should we learn the language of are enemy? Anonymous (ID: GEWOO) 04/30/20(Thu)10:45:40 No.255674948255675137 >>255675158 22255675487 >>255675557 >>255676352 >>255676385>>255678412>>255678419 >>255676582 >>255676770>>255676844 >>255678040255877165255677261 +255677402255577563255677985>>255878103255878408255676474>>255878551 255578820 >>255678908255679203255672672 >>255679821255680252255680810 >>255680066 **255681085 2255681223 22255681867 +255681282225568202122255682460255882734 2255682753 22255682833255853124255685251 2255685418 255885524 255885546 22255685821 2556858282558850822255686085 Anonymous (ID 04/302(THu(10:44.30 No.255674826 ► C Anonymous (ID: 04/3020(hu(10 44:51 N6,255674858 ► 250874340 -255000721 No >>255674716 (OP) are you black? No 22556809255685332225568638322255680444 2225558540122255636450255050502255002631225568675925568022122255682085225571632556874012255687514 2225568833822255888363255683628255638738 255658765255689440*255090243255090534 255097497255685884 22255699013255898327 25558933822255699036255700021 25570176822255702947255703148 255703461 22255703941 255706063255704083 File 20000430 104221j00 (162 M, 1847820941 >>255674858 255891054 2255092440255029041255083251 225569370529500406225580410022556942742550051442556956772556951225509094255696749 22255697481 אז לכי עלוהות שב ה לי את ה15 תתני לי לתהות למה לעזאזל אי נתתי לך להיכנס האם אתההגדרה שלאיפיות D Anonymous (ID: Emdr+vb )= 04/30/20(Thu)13:12:56 No 255688626 ► »25570584 File: LaughingStoned.png (86 KB, 291x378) >>255674948 Oh okay, carry on then and Heil Hitler segons (2 Game Augmeni_aEQ וא Flo sovetaeel12345324505 PAT Fi Baed F 186HA1043020(Thu}11:01:26 No.255676352 Fie 158611847879.jpg(15 KB 251x242) 22255674948 >>255674858 No או בכיעלוהות שבח לי את הלב תתם לי לתהות למה לעזאזל 18 נתתי לך להיכנס האם את הרקטה Anonymous (IDST04/30/20(Thu}12:14 29 No.255683124 ► Fle: 1580307454051.jpg 4K 68x526 ► 255477770- 255675137255675669 Thu(19 47:34 No)18104/30/20 ) פדוואס )Anonymous [([Yeul} \D >>255674948 w--, i love black people now >>255674948 1488 my fellow nazi 22255674948 Oh ok. Good Something was wrong with your first photo, you might want to check your camera settings, follow while עניין 5 רSTApaw Lal

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anon meets pajeet | /r/Greentext

246 KB JPG major is >I tell him math >Be math major >In CS class >Pajeet sits next to me >Never talked before >Professor running late >We end up talking >He asks me what my >He laughs at me and says "Oh" >I ask what's so funny >Says I should change my major to CompSci and thats where all the money is at >He tells me math degrees are useless and I'm wasting my time >I ask what he plans to do with his degree >He said hes going to become a software developer >I tell him that's impressive and he should use that money to buy toilets for his people so they don't have to s--- in the street >He gets super p----- and says "f--- you man" and gets up and leaves >Reports me to the professor >Had to talk to the dean >Dean says I have to go to a tolerance seminar now
246 KB JPG major is >I tell him math >Be math major >In CS class >Pajeet sits next to me >Never talked before >Professor running late >We end up talking >He asks me what my >He laughs at me and says "Oh" >I ask what's so funny >Says I should change my major to CompSci and thats where all the money is at >He tells me math degrees are useless and I'm wasting my time >I ask what he plans to do with his degree >He said hes going to become a software developer >I tell him that's impressive and he should use that money to buy toilets for his people so they don't have to s--- in the street >He gets super p----- and says "f--- you man" and gets up and leaves >Reports me to the professor >Had to talk to the dean >Dean says I have to go to a tolerance seminar now

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Anon ceases to incel thanks to League of Legends Netflix show | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 169 KB JPG scrawny f--- >what in the f------ s--- >end up mildly obsessed with the character, why the f--- does he look like me >why is there so much fan art and fanfiction >why the f--- is there so much p--- of him >why do I get no girls : Anonymous >start dissecting this s--- with the obsessive drive normally unreachable to people with no autism >from gestures and speech patterns to looking up the show's character designers and their principles >end up reading about psychology of degenerative illnesses and the history of Russian revolutions >start to suspect that this isn't an useful way to spend my time 09/25/22(Sun)02:10:57 No.886190430 >teetering between getting nowhere and falling into cringe, decide to tightrope this s--- nonetheless >buy a few collared shirts, nothing fancy but understated enough to work as casual wear >take a new pick and re-write my tinder profile with zero intention to seem attractive or confident >write the profile of the most pathetic wet f------ paper rag of a man, list the weird s--- I'd been reading too 201 KB JPG This wet paper tissue f--- made me stop being an incel >be last december, watch Arcane with my roommates for some reason >this f------ guy shows up on screen, with my goddamn face on him, an ugly ohfuck.jpeg >inhuman willpower keeps me from replying something that I normally would, to a question I would not normally be asked >must maintain brittle rag man mode just to see what happens >tightrope between honesty and cringe, vaguely explain that I'm not sick or anything, but there's issues in my family and I've always been fragile, and knowing more about things helps >sound as pathetic, passive and submissive as possible >physically cringe so hard while typing this that I'm doing a flehmen response >force myself to press send nonetheless, in the name of science >the girl actually f------ replies. She says that's cool and interesting, talks about how her mom is a nurse and how people should read more in their free time >keep forcing myself to respond in the most pathetically wimpy way possible >she keeps replying for some reason >keep talking with her like this, she keeps telling me about her day, and I do mine >she keeps mentioning one coffee shop that I haven't been to, and one day asks if I'd like to meet there >>886190640 # 09/25/22(Sun) 02:12:50 No.886190517 >drop my phone as I experience full system shut down for a solid 35 minutes Anonymous >a girl I hadn't talked to before messages to ask me about the weird medical s--- I'd been reading >never gotten a date with a girl and now one F------ ASKED ME OUT Anonymous >regain coherence for long enough to see she's sent another message, saying it's fine if I don't want to, etc >reply that I do, force myself to disclose my harrowing experience of the past 40 minutes SHE. F------. CALLS. THIS. CUTE. >says she looks forward to meeting up >go on a date with her, she seems excited to be there >I try to keep the mannerisms I've learned to mimic to a minimum, but realize I have no better ones to go back to >saying s--- that's f------ mortifying to admit to feels easier than thinking of something normal to say >tell her I'm glad she doesn't seem to be bothered by the fact that I look just as much like a drowned rat irl too >she laughs and says that's not true, I don't look bad at all 177 KB JPG >>886190756 # 09/25/22(Sun)02:13:56 No.886190581 >it didn't work out with that one in the end, but for some f------ reason this is how I managed to start going out with girls >I have no f------ clue why the f--- any of this worked and couldn't reverse-engineer it for you if I tried 09/25/22(Sun) 02:13:57 No.886190582
: Anonymous 169 KB JPG scrawny f--- >what in the f------ s--- >end up mildly obsessed with the character, why the f--- does he look like me >why is there so much fan art and fanfiction >why the f--- is there so much p--- of him >why do I get no girls : Anonymous >start dissecting this s--- with the obsessive drive normally unreachable to people with no autism >from gestures and speech patterns to looking up the show's character designers and their principles >end up reading about psychology of degenerative illnesses and the history of Russian revolutions >start to suspect that this isn't an useful way to spend my time 09/25/22(Sun)02:10:57 No.886190430 >teetering between getting nowhere and falling into cringe, decide to tightrope this s--- nonetheless >buy a few collared shirts, nothing fancy but understated enough to work as casual wear >take a new pick and re-write my tinder profile with zero intention to seem attractive or confident >write the profile of the most pathetic wet f------ paper rag of a man, list the weird s--- I'd been reading too 201 KB JPG This wet paper tissue f--- made me stop being an incel >be last december, watch Arcane with my roommates for some reason >this f------ guy shows up on screen, with my goddamn face on him, an ugly ohfuck.jpeg >inhuman willpower keeps me from replying something that I normally would, to a question I would not normally be asked >must maintain brittle rag man mode just to see what happens >tightrope between honesty and cringe, vaguely explain that I'm not sick or anything, but there's issues in my family and I've always been fragile, and knowing more about things helps >sound as pathetic, passive and submissive as possible >physically cringe so hard while typing this that I'm doing a flehmen response >force myself to press send nonetheless, in the name of science >the girl actually f------ replies. She says that's cool and interesting, talks about how her mom is a nurse and how people should read more in their free time >keep forcing myself to respond in the most pathetically wimpy way possible >she keeps replying for some reason >keep talking with her like this, she keeps telling me about her day, and I do mine >she keeps mentioning one coffee shop that I haven't been to, and one day asks if I'd like to meet there >>886190640 # 09/25/22(Sun) 02:12:50 No.886190517 >drop my phone as I experience full system shut down for a solid 35 minutes Anonymous >a girl I hadn't talked to before messages to ask me about the weird medical s--- I'd been reading >never gotten a date with a girl and now one F------ ASKED ME OUT Anonymous >regain coherence for long enough to see she's sent another message, saying it's fine if I don't want to, etc >reply that I do, force myself to disclose my harrowing experience of the past 40 minutes SHE. F------. CALLS. THIS. CUTE. >says she looks forward to meeting up >go on a date with her, she seems excited to be there >I try to keep the mannerisms I've learned to mimic to a minimum, but realize I have no better ones to go back to >saying s--- that's f------ mortifying to admit to feels easier than thinking of something normal to say >tell her I'm glad she doesn't seem to be bothered by the fact that I look just as much like a drowned rat irl too >she laughs and says that's not true, I don't look bad at all 177 KB JPG >>886190756 # 09/25/22(Sun)02:13:56 No.886190581 >it didn't work out with that one in the end, but for some f------ reason this is how I managed to start going out with girls >I have no f------ clue why the f--- any of this worked and couldn't reverse-engineer it for you if I tried 09/25/22(Sun) 02:13:57 No.886190582

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