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File: sad.jpg (22 KB, 435x418) I dont know how to feel right now Anonymous 11/02/23(Thu)16:00:16 No.75274535 >>75274541 >>75274556 >>75274563 >>75274575 >>75274597 >>75275007 >>75275041 >final day of highschool in 2016 >a girl from my class tells me she broke up with her bf >i say ok? and? >she tells me she never did anything with him shes still a virgin >i say good for you? please move out of the way i dont have time for this and then i push her aside and walk out of the school >Go back home and play 10 ranked lol games in a row to celebrate the end of highschool >Decide to not go to collage or work im gonna be a neet from now on now that i am no longer forced to go to school by law >She tried messaging me to talk to her irl she has something to tell me a few times but eventually gave up after i kept ignoring her for a few months to be fair i didnt really know her we just went to the same class but didnt talk a lot and i didnt want to meet some stranger irl and get my kindeys stolen. >7 years of being a gamer go by >I for some reason remember this again and realize she was trying to get me to ask her out >Look up her social media to ask her if thats what she meant >She died in 2021 from a drug overdose Is it my fault? If i just realized she was asking me out and said yes then we would be together and i wouldnt let her get into drugs since i was there.
File: sad.jpg (22 KB, 435x418) I dont know how to feel right now Anonymous 11/02/23(Thu)16:00:16 No.75274535 >>75274541 >>75274556 >>75274563 >>75274575 >>75274597 >>75275007 >>75275041 >final day of highschool in 2016 >a girl from my class tells me she broke up with her bf >i say ok? and? >she tells me she never did anything with him shes still a virgin >i say good for you? please move out of the way i dont have time for this and then i push her aside and walk out of the school >Go back home and play 10 ranked lol games in a row to celebrate the end of highschool >Decide to not go to collage or work im gonna be a neet from now on now that i am no longer forced to go to school by law >She tried messaging me to talk to her irl she has something to tell me a few times but eventually gave up after i kept ignoring her for a few months to be fair i didnt really know her we just went to the same class but didnt talk a lot and i didnt want to meet some stranger irl and get my kindeys stolen. >7 years of being a gamer go by >I for some reason remember this again and realize she was trying to get me to ask her out >Look up her social media to ask her if thats what she meant >She died in 2021 from a drug overdose Is it my fault? If i just realized she was asking me out and said yes then we would be together and i wouldnt let her get into drugs since i was there.

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Anon attempts to watch anime | /r/Greentext

File: 1670483273533.gif (2.01 MB, 393x498) i am being mocked. Anonymous 11/02/23 (Thu)16:44:07 >>75274931 >>75275033 No.75274912 >>75275133 >be me >like to watch anime while i eat >finish making food, go upstairs to my room >power goes out as soon as i click play on the anime >end up eating while staring at a blank screen >power comes back at the exact moment i finish eating
File: 1670483273533.gif (2.01 MB, 393x498) i am being mocked. Anonymous 11/02/23 (Thu)16:44:07 >>75274931 >>75275033 No.75274912 >>75275133 >be me >like to watch anime while i eat >finish making food, go upstairs to my room >power goes out as soon as i click play on the anime >end up eating while staring at a blank screen >power comes back at the exact moment i finish eating

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Anon opens a window | /r/Greentext

File: Download (2).png (5 KB, 243x208) Anonymous 11/02/23(Thu)16:52:28 No.75274969 >Look through curtains if neighbor is away from garden so I can open window >I stare directly in her eyes, move curtain back Great now she thinks I'm peeping at her. That was the most autistic thing I've ever done. Will only go outside at night from now on until I move out of this s--- flat. Anonymous 11/02/23(Thu)17:58:26 No.75275433 lol im sure she understands
File: Download (2).png (5 KB, 243x208) Anonymous 11/02/23(Thu)16:52:28 No.75274969 >Look through curtains if neighbor is away from garden so I can open window >I stare directly in her eyes, move curtain back Great now she thinks I'm peeping at her. That was the most autistic thing I've ever done. Will only go outside at night from now on until I move out of this s--- flat. Anonymous 11/02/23(Thu)17:58:26 No.75275433 lol im sure she understands

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Anon can't touch his pp | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 158 KB PNG 11/02/23(Thu)22:33:06 No.11142824 I'm a 23 year old man, and my mom says that there are good touches and bag touches. And if anybody other than the doctor or her tries to touch my pee pee, it is bad and that I need to tell her.
: Anonymous 158 KB PNG 11/02/23(Thu)22:33:06 No.11142824 I'm a 23 year old man, and my mom says that there are good touches and bag touches. And if anybody other than the doctor or her tries to touch my pee pee, it is bad and that I need to tell her.

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You Didn't Beat the Movie If:

Anonymous REMINDER 11/02/23(Thu)13:40:19 No191643564 FACT fact pepe.png 497 KB PNG ㅇ YOU DIDN'T BEAT THE MOVIE IF >you used subtitles >You didn't watch it in 0.75 speed >You glanced or picked up your phone > you stopped the movie >You changed the volume multiple times
Anonymous REMINDER 11/02/23(Thu)13:40:19 No191643564 FACT fact pepe.png 497 KB PNG ㅇ YOU DIDN'T BEAT THE MOVIE IF >you used subtitles >You didn't watch it in 0.75 speed >You glanced or picked up your phone > you stopped the movie >You changed the volume multiple times

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Anon tries quiet quitting | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 29 KB PNG 11/02/23(Thu)17:37:01 No.189453460 >completely burned out >show up 2 hours late at work for over a month now >no longer perform any secondary tasks nor do any administrative work >have talk with my manager, hope to get fired >"You're looking much better, more relaxed and like you're in charge of your work. I'm really liking the new you" What the f--- is happening
: Anonymous 29 KB PNG 11/02/23(Thu)17:37:01 No.189453460 >completely burned out >show up 2 hours late at work for over a month now >no longer perform any secondary tasks nor do any administrative work >have talk with my manager, hope to get fired >"You're looking much better, more relaxed and like you're in charge of your work. I'm really liking the new you" What the f--- is happening

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Life is literally not hard | /r/Greentext

ottom] [Update] [ Auto] jpg (18 KB, 389x389) Anonymous 05/ >have "problem" >don't care >have no problem Life is literally so easy.
ottom] [Update] [ Auto] jpg (18 KB, 389x389) Anonymous 05/ >have "problem" >don't care >have no problem Life is literally so easy.

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Paperboy wagecuck | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Wagecuck stories GET THE F--- OUT NORMIE FEE EE € 11/02/23(Thu)17:41:18 No.75272279 236 KB JPG >Be me, 16 >Boomer dad says I need to get a job >Ask why >DONT TALK BACK!!-Le dad >Makes me take up this s----- paper delivery job >Literally have to give my whole weekend folding pamphlets then walking around in the hot sun delivering them for $18 >Yeah thats right, $18 FLAT RATE! >Do this for a few months, hate it >Dont have courage to quit so get an idea >Start stashing like 10 houses worth of pamphlets into one house then skip the rest. >Do this for a month lol >Some c--- in the neighbourhood snitches on me >C--- manager calls me up and scolds me on the phone. Says I need to walk around, collect all left over pamphlets >Dad then humiliates me and makes me think my life is over >Spend 3 hours walking around neighbourhood door knicking, apologising then asking if they got any extra >Most people dont know w-- im on about and tell me to piss off >Prick dad gets me another job at local grocery store Had no need for money, had no expenses, learned absolutely NOTHING from the experience other I hate people and working. Just wanted to enjoy the peaceful 48 hours a week I got away from school and my bullies.
Anonymous Wagecuck stories GET THE F--- OUT NORMIE FEE EE € 11/02/23(Thu)17:41:18 No.75272279 236 KB JPG >Be me, 16 >Boomer dad says I need to get a job >Ask why >DONT TALK BACK!!-Le dad >Makes me take up this s----- paper delivery job >Literally have to give my whole weekend folding pamphlets then walking around in the hot sun delivering them for $18 >Yeah thats right, $18 FLAT RATE! >Do this for a few months, hate it >Dont have courage to quit so get an idea >Start stashing like 10 houses worth of pamphlets into one house then skip the rest. >Do this for a month lol >Some c--- in the neighbourhood snitches on me >C--- manager calls me up and scolds me on the phone. Says I need to walk around, collect all left over pamphlets >Dad then humiliates me and makes me think my life is over >Spend 3 hours walking around neighbourhood door knicking, apologising then asking if they got any extra >Most people dont know w-- im on about and tell me to piss off >Prick dad gets me another job at local grocery store Had no need for money, had no expenses, learned absolutely NOTHING from the experience other I hate people and working. Just wanted to enjoy the peaceful 48 hours a week I got away from school and my bullies.

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Why didn't he cast any fireballs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/02/23(Thu)03:40:07 No.191626172 Light.jpg 26 KB JPG >Gandalf finally unleashes his power >uses it to... make a somewhat bright light Worst wizard ever
: Anonymous 11/02/23(Thu)03:40:07 No.191626172 Light.jpg 26 KB JPG >Gandalf finally unleashes his power >uses it to... make a somewhat bright light Worst wizard ever

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Anon uses a bidet for the first time | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/02/23(Thu)08:16:07 No.189449382 231 KB PNG how do thirdies not end up getting horny from this i have a friend with this thing installed in their bathroom so i decided to try it out during my first try, the pressure of the water was so strong that it got inside my ass and stimulated my g-spot. oh god i was as hard as a rock and i masturbated on the spot the second time i tried, i lowered the pressure but unfortunately, it didn't clean my ass entirely so my anus became very itchy. what started as scratching my ass turned into fingering my s----- butthole in my friend's bathroom floor how do thirdies manage this.
: Anonymous 11/02/23(Thu)08:16:07 No.189449382 231 KB PNG how do thirdies not end up getting horny from this i have a friend with this thing installed in their bathroom so i decided to try it out during my first try, the pressure of the water was so strong that it got inside my ass and stimulated my g-spot. oh god i was as hard as a rock and i masturbated on the spot the second time i tried, i lowered the pressure but unfortunately, it didn't clean my ass entirely so my anus became very itchy. what started as scratching my ass turned into fingering my s----- butthole in my friend's bathroom floor how do thirdies manage this.

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Arbeit macht frei | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous EURO TRUCK SIMULATOR 2 HALLOWEEN EVENT 97% of the 508,168 user reviews for this game are positive. RELEASE DATE: eir This product has experienced one or more periods of off-topic review activity. Based on your preferences, the reviews within these periods have been excluded from this product's Review Score. RECENT REVIEWS. ALL REVIEWS: DEVELOPER: PUBLISHER: WHY IS IT 11/01/23(Wed)11:19:23 No.656007410 SO Popular user-defined tags for this product: Driving Transportation Simulation Open World + POPULAR???? : Anonymous germans. Overwhelmingly Positive Overwhelmingly Positive * 18 Oct, 2012 SCANIA SCS Software SCS Software sips monster.jpg 407 KB JPG 11/01/23(Wed)11:25:03 No.656007731 >>656020668 # >>656032082 # >>656032815 #
: Anonymous EURO TRUCK SIMULATOR 2 HALLOWEEN EVENT 97% of the 508,168 user reviews for this game are positive. RELEASE DATE: eir This product has experienced one or more periods of off-topic review activity. Based on your preferences, the reviews within these periods have been excluded from this product's Review Score. RECENT REVIEWS. ALL REVIEWS: DEVELOPER: PUBLISHER: WHY IS IT 11/01/23(Wed)11:19:23 No.656007410 SO Popular user-defined tags for this product: Driving Transportation Simulation Open World + POPULAR???? : Anonymous germans. Overwhelmingly Positive Overwhelmingly Positive * 18 Oct, 2012 SCANIA SCS Software SCS Software sips monster.jpg 407 KB JPG 11/01/23(Wed)11:25:03 No.656007731 >>656020668 # >>656032082 # >>656032815 #

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Anon meets a gaymer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 6 KB JPG 11/01/23(Wed)23:29:24 No.908650912 >be me >meet friend on halo multi-player >play many other games >end up having deep discussions >turns out we live in the same city >they confess to me they're a femboy >think nothing of it >plan to meet up >meet up after 2 years of playing vidja together >we end up flirting and complimenting eachother >he offers to suck my d--- over text "jokingly" after I leave >end up going back to his house and getting my d--- sucked a few days later >10/10 bj >been f------ ever since >I know it's gay but idc the sex is great and we play vidja together >0 complaints >he asks for literally nothing from me other then my company >we drink together, eat together, adventure together and play games together >a female could never bring me this much >it makes so much since to me now why we have so many gay men >women are not f------ worth it anymore
: Anonymous 6 KB JPG 11/01/23(Wed)23:29:24 No.908650912 >be me >meet friend on halo multi-player >play many other games >end up having deep discussions >turns out we live in the same city >they confess to me they're a femboy >think nothing of it >plan to meet up >meet up after 2 years of playing vidja together >we end up flirting and complimenting eachother >he offers to suck my d--- over text "jokingly" after I leave >end up going back to his house and getting my d--- sucked a few days later >10/10 bj >been f------ ever since >I know it's gay but idc the sex is great and we play vidja together >0 complaints >he asks for literally nothing from me other then my company >we drink together, eat together, adventure together and play games together >a female could never bring me this much >it makes so much since to me now why we have so many gay men >women are not f------ worth it anymore

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anon has a sore on his tongue | /r/Greentext

30 KB JPG >be me >have really bad sore on the side of my tongue >had it for 2 and a half years now >if my tongue ever touches my teeth I feel the most unimaginable pain >I even break down into tears >about to go to doctor for it >decide to try feeling it with my fingers to see where it actually is on my tongue >rub around the area where it usually hurts >cant feel anything >rub my tongue against my teeth again while flinching a little >its f------ gone its been 4 days since and it still hasnt returned, what the f--- ???
30 KB JPG >be me >have really bad sore on the side of my tongue >had it for 2 and a half years now >if my tongue ever touches my teeth I feel the most unimaginable pain >I even break down into tears >about to go to doctor for it >decide to try feeling it with my fingers to see where it actually is on my tongue >rub around the area where it usually hurts >cant feel anything >rub my tongue against my teeth again while flinching a little >its f------ gone its been 4 days since and it still hasnt returned, what the f--- ???

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op receives an act of kindness in japan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous > be in tokyo with family > go out late, and end up getting stuck at random subway station 30 minutes away from where we actually needed to go > random japanese dude walks up to us and asks us in perfect english "are you guys lost? do you guys need any help?" > all of us obviously say yes > walks with us out of the station > end up talking to him and learn more about each other as we walk 08/15/21(Sun)23:32:31 No.2083467 > he explains that he's lived in japan and another english speaking country (not coming to my head rn) and that he understands the confusion of the japanese subway. > takes us to where the taxis are located, and tells the taxi driver exactly where to go > thank him for his help > see him walk back to the station as we pull away i wonder how he's doing now. i miss him. he literally went out of his way to help us. :(
: Anonymous > be in tokyo with family > go out late, and end up getting stuck at random subway station 30 minutes away from where we actually needed to go > random japanese dude walks up to us and asks us in perfect english "are you guys lost? do you guys need any help?" > all of us obviously say yes > walks with us out of the station > end up talking to him and learn more about each other as we walk 08/15/21(Sun)23:32:31 No.2083467 > he explains that he's lived in japan and another english speaking country (not coming to my head rn) and that he understands the confusion of the japanese subway. > takes us to where the taxis are located, and tells the taxi driver exactly where to go > thank him for his help > see him walk back to the station as we pull away i wonder how he's doing now. i miss him. he literally went out of his way to help us. :(

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Anon keeps it classy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 5 KB JPG 11/01/23(Wed)21:03:43 No.908641612 >In class rubbing the bottom of my desk so hands have something to do >Han brushes across a wad of gum that is still moist >Weiner stiffens
: Anonymous 5 KB JPG 11/01/23(Wed)21:03:43 No.908641612 >In class rubbing the bottom of my desk so hands have something to do >Han brushes across a wad of gum that is still moist >Weiner stiffens

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Anon celebrates his birthday. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 46 KB JPG 11/01/23(Wed)20:11:46 No.75269439 >Be me >23rd birthday >No friends >No GF >Immediate family hates my guts, so no one Invites me out to do anything >Go to local grocery >Buy myself a cupcake, candles, and a lighter >Sit alone in a park in the dark >Blow out the lit candle on the cupcake >Eat it in silence alone and despondent I f------ hate my life.
Anonymous 46 KB JPG 11/01/23(Wed)20:11:46 No.75269439 >Be me >23rd birthday >No friends >No GF >Immediate family hates my guts, so no one Invites me out to do anything >Go to local grocery >Buy myself a cupcake, candles, and a lighter >Sit alone in a park in the dark >Blow out the lit candle on the cupcake >Eat it in silence alone and despondent I f------ hate my life.

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