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Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:42:52 No.76764162 amazon 27 KB PNG Using Amazon in 2024 >Type in search item >90% Chinese no-name drop shipping products >Go to Alibaba/AliExpress >Exact same products for 1/3rd the price, even using same product images How in the Crispy Kentucky Fried F--- is this a 2 trillion dollar company?
Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:42:52 No.76764162 amazon 27 KB PNG Using Amazon in 2024 >Type in search item >90% Chinese no-name drop shipping products >Go to Alibaba/AliExpress >Exact same products for 1/3rd the price, even using same product images How in the Crispy Kentucky Fried F--- is this a 2 trillion dollar company?

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: Anonymous 282 KB PNG 03/06/24(Wed) 21:22:10 No.23154883 >Pureblood wizard. >Wants fame, money, power. >Will cheat, lie & even hurt others to obtain it. >Foul-mouth that frequently threatens/actually harms family, friends, teachers & innocents. >When he does have power, abuses it. >Bullies younger students. >Has had friendship ending fights with the other two main characters. >Thirsts after his own sister-in-law >Worst of all: Ginger Honestly not sure why he wasn't a Slytherin. Guy exhibits serial killer tier behavior. If he were real, he'd prob be frog-posting on /pol/ Anonymous >>23154883 (OP) # 03/06/24(Wed)21:39:18 No.23154925 >Thirsts after his own sister-in-law Why is that bad?
: Anonymous 282 KB PNG 03/06/24(Wed) 21:22:10 No.23154883 >Pureblood wizard. >Wants fame, money, power. >Will cheat, lie & even hurt others to obtain it. >Foul-mouth that frequently threatens/actually harms family, friends, teachers & innocents. >When he does have power, abuses it. >Bullies younger students. >Has had friendship ending fights with the other two main characters. >Thirsts after his own sister-in-law >Worst of all: Ginger Honestly not sure why he wasn't a Slytherin. Guy exhibits serial killer tier behavior. If he were real, he'd prob be frog-posting on /pol/ Anonymous >>23154883 (OP) # 03/06/24(Wed)21:39:18 No.23154925 >Thirsts after his own sister-in-law Why is that bad?

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Anon regains faith in humanity. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous HAPPY SAYER HAPPY EASTER 597 KB JPG 03/12/24(Tue)11:15:00 No.76760618 >be out tonight diving dumpsters and collecting cans >go to the dominoes and see if they've thrown out any garlic bread >a guy is still working there for some reason >he sees me and invites me in >asks if I'm homeless >too embarassed to tell him I'm just a neet who likes hobomaxxing >"it's complicated" >he gives me two fresh pizzas and a small mountain of garlic bread >says "God bless" as I'm leaving There are some beautiful f------ people in this world.
Anonymous HAPPY SAYER HAPPY EASTER 597 KB JPG 03/12/24(Tue)11:15:00 No.76760618 >be out tonight diving dumpsters and collecting cans >go to the dominoes and see if they've thrown out any garlic bread >a guy is still working there for some reason >he sees me and invites me in >asks if I'm homeless >too embarassed to tell him I'm just a neet who likes hobomaxxing >"it's complicated" >he gives me two fresh pizzas and a small mountain of garlic bread >says "God bless" as I'm leaving There are some beautiful f------ people in this world.

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Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:24:11 No.76757860 ☆ reeda ☆ @_Jaan___ Follow Men pushing 30 be like this 23 year old is perfect for me 5:56 04 Dec 23 · 1.2M Views 1,519 Reposts 1,008 Quotes 19.5K Likes 1,106 Bookmarks 87FA9FA7-4D7E-4F82-8EE9-ED5250F8515D.jpg 61 KB JPG >Yes, of course you can kill yourself with cigarettes, youre 18 >Yes, of course you can die for ZOG, youre 18 >Of course you can do p--- and strip for 50 year old men, youre 18 >You want to be a sugar baby who jerks off a 70 year old with erectile dysfunction? Thats just fine, you go girl! get that bag! >Enter a consensual relationship with a 25 year old who loves you? WHAT? Are you crazy? Is he a P--------? What could he possibly have in common with you???
Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:24:11 No.76757860 ☆ reeda ☆ @_Jaan___ Follow Men pushing 30 be like this 23 year old is perfect for me 5:56 04 Dec 23 · 1.2M Views 1,519 Reposts 1,008 Quotes 19.5K Likes 1,106 Bookmarks 87FA9FA7-4D7E-4F82-8EE9-ED5250F8515D.jpg 61 KB JPG >Yes, of course you can kill yourself with cigarettes, youre 18 >Yes, of course you can die for ZOG, youre 18 >Of course you can do p--- and strip for 50 year old men, youre 18 >You want to be a sugar baby who jerks off a 70 year old with erectile dysfunction? Thats just fine, you go girl! get that bag! >Enter a consensual relationship with a 25 year old who loves you? WHAT? Are you crazy? Is he a P--------? What could he possibly have in common with you???

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: Anonymous can somebody actually explain? a- MINTENDO SWITCH 140 KB JPG 03/12/24(Tue)19:50:16 No.669931150 >underpowered, even by mobile standards >janky controls designed for baby hands >casual games and s----- online >one of the best selling consoles of all time
: Anonymous can somebody actually explain? a- MINTENDO SWITCH 140 KB JPG 03/12/24(Tue)19:50:16 No.669931150 >underpowered, even by mobile standards >janky controls designed for baby hands >casual games and s----- online >one of the best selling consoles of all time

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Anonymous 1.74 MB PNG >be me 03/11/24(Mon)19:54:13 No.76747470 >findom fetish >paypig for random fembots I meet on discord >it takes a lot of coaxing >usually they hesitate, say they don't feel comfortable taking advantage of me >usually their first time ever doing it, have to explain how it works and walk them through it >usually end up quitting and removing them once I run out of money >be bored >stalk their profiles and wishlists >usually just shows the gifts I gave them and nothing else since then >mfw I see one of them has received over 400 dollars of gifts in the past 24 hours from someone with a clear fetish related username Simp for a girl and you'll be her paypig for a day. Teach her how to attract simps and she'll have her paypigs for a lifetime. In all seriousness, I love this feeling. It's like I'm helping them to become more confident and realize their true potential as females.
Anonymous 1.74 MB PNG >be me 03/11/24(Mon)19:54:13 No.76747470 >findom fetish >paypig for random fembots I meet on discord >it takes a lot of coaxing >usually they hesitate, say they don't feel comfortable taking advantage of me >usually their first time ever doing it, have to explain how it works and walk them through it >usually end up quitting and removing them once I run out of money >be bored >stalk their profiles and wishlists >usually just shows the gifts I gave them and nothing else since then >mfw I see one of them has received over 400 dollars of gifts in the past 24 hours from someone with a clear fetish related username Simp for a girl and you'll be her paypig for a day. Teach her how to attract simps and she'll have her paypigs for a lifetime. In all seriousness, I love this feeling. It's like I'm helping them to become more confident and realize their true potential as females.

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Anon suffers in a small town | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 151 KB JPG 03/11/24(Mon) 18:25:26 No.915195082 There is NOTHING worse than being born poor in a small town >weather is s--- half the year >nothing around but still have neighbors >worst of both worlds >not enough room for garden and privacy but still have neighbors and noise >everyone is addicted to meth >all my neighbors hoard and neglect animals and make noise all day >dogs, roosters, etc everywhere >zero quiet or privacy >everyone knows everyone >no stores nearby >everyone too poor to travel >everything broken down all >can't even enjoy nature because it's all private property with cameras >no local fresh food >nothing but cigarettes, beer, and junk food >people riding four wheelers and loud trucks day and night >no good jobs or education >no people except schizos and rednecks >everyone poor >everyone angry hates each other >every nearby store is closed down and rotting
: Anonymous 151 KB JPG 03/11/24(Mon) 18:25:26 No.915195082 There is NOTHING worse than being born poor in a small town >weather is s--- half the year >nothing around but still have neighbors >worst of both worlds >not enough room for garden and privacy but still have neighbors and noise >everyone is addicted to meth >all my neighbors hoard and neglect animals and make noise all day >dogs, roosters, etc everywhere >zero quiet or privacy >everyone knows everyone >no stores nearby >everyone too poor to travel >everything broken down all >can't even enjoy nature because it's all private property with cameras >no local fresh food >nothing but cigarettes, beer, and junk food >people riding four wheelers and loud trucks day and night >no good jobs or education >no people except schizos and rednecks >everyone poor >everyone angry hates each other >every nearby store is closed down and rotting

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Anon regrets his decision | /r/Greentext

>A single board breaks through ☐ I didn't think it through. Now I regret it all Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)19:54:52 No >Be me >Live with a hot single mom >She feeds me, cleans for me, pampers me, does everything for me >She always laughs and giggles at pretty much anything I say or do >Very easy to please her >Life is good >In the morning, I sneak out to the backyard for my secret happy boner stash like usual >Hear rustling >panic.jpg >It's that dumb bitch living next door >There's a fence between us and them, so I don't think she saw what I was doing >Dumb bitch says gtfo her lawn >Who tf thinks she is, barking out orders like that? >Decide to show her who the alpha is once and for all >Use my entire body weight to ram the fence >Bitch gets terrified and runs back inside >Mission successful >Probably will get scolded by mom later, but that's okay cuz I'll become her qt puppy again sooner or later >Moments later, someone knocks on our door >It's the dumb bitch's dad >I hide from a distance and see mom open the door for him >He talks about me breaking his fence. I knew this would happen >Get an idea >Time to charm him with my social skills >Pop out and run to the door >The man is horrified, takes a few steps back and falls >mfw I'm a german shepherd
>A single board breaks through ☐ I didn't think it through. Now I regret it all Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)19:54:52 No >Be me >Live with a hot single mom >She feeds me, cleans for me, pampers me, does everything for me >She always laughs and giggles at pretty much anything I say or do >Very easy to please her >Life is good >In the morning, I sneak out to the backyard for my secret happy boner stash like usual >Hear rustling >panic.jpg >It's that dumb bitch living next door >There's a fence between us and them, so I don't think she saw what I was doing >Dumb bitch says gtfo her lawn >Who tf thinks she is, barking out orders like that? >Decide to show her who the alpha is once and for all >Use my entire body weight to ram the fence >Bitch gets terrified and runs back inside >Mission successful >Probably will get scolded by mom later, but that's okay cuz I'll become her qt puppy again sooner or later >Moments later, someone knocks on our door >It's the dumb bitch's dad >I hide from a distance and see mom open the door for him >He talks about me breaking his fence. I knew this would happen >Get an idea >Time to charm him with my social skills >Pop out and run to the door >The man is horrified, takes a few steps back and falls >mfw I'm a german shepherd

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BING CHILLIN | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_6752.jpg (140 KB, 1500x2352) ☐ Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:23:05 No. 197165296 >>197165352 >>197165365 >>197165379>>197165400 >>197165410 >>197165411 >>197165434 >>197165457 >>197165498 Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:24:26 No.197165324 ► why am I seeing this mic stand named costume design posted everywhere Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:26:01 No.197165350 >>197165459 Whites are so embarrassing. They're used to making weak fools out themselves. They are the laughing stock of the world after all. Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:26:03 No.197165351 f----- Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:26:05 No.197165352 ► >>197165296 (OP) >this is the last thing a SEA monkey sees before being impregnated Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:26:56 No. 197165362 B | N G с H L L N G Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:27:03 No.197165365 ► >>197165296 (OP) I would say this is humilating but in reality white males can't humiliate themselves any harder than they already have in the past 20 years Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:27:12 No.197165369 the expression on his face is very sad Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:27:23 No.197165371 These people will burn in hell for eternity, the flames in the lake of fire are so hot it makes human skin pop like foil. The cacophony of screaming and agony can be heard echoing through the dark caverns. Harpies perch from their nests and strip human flesh right off the bone with their jagged, rotten teeth. The cacophony of screaming and anguish can be heard through the 7 circles. Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:27:27 No.197165374 humiliation ritual Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:27:53 No.197165379 File: john-cena-parents-83eea2f(...).jpg (131 KB, 1500x1125) >>197165296 (OP). Do you think his mom was watching? >>197165381 >>197165551
File: IMG_6752.jpg (140 KB, 1500x2352) ☐ Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:23:05 No. 197165296 >>197165352 >>197165365 >>197165379>>197165400 >>197165410 >>197165411 >>197165434 >>197165457 >>197165498 Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:24:26 No.197165324 ► why am I seeing this mic stand named costume design posted everywhere Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:26:01 No.197165350 >>197165459 Whites are so embarrassing. They're used to making weak fools out themselves. They are the laughing stock of the world after all. Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:26:03 No.197165351 f----- Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:26:05 No.197165352 ► >>197165296 (OP) >this is the last thing a SEA monkey sees before being impregnated Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:26:56 No. 197165362 B | N G с H L L N G Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:27:03 No.197165365 ► >>197165296 (OP) I would say this is humilating but in reality white males can't humiliate themselves any harder than they already have in the past 20 years Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:27:12 No.197165369 the expression on his face is very sad Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:27:23 No.197165371 These people will burn in hell for eternity, the flames in the lake of fire are so hot it makes human skin pop like foil. The cacophony of screaming and agony can be heard echoing through the dark caverns. Harpies perch from their nests and strip human flesh right off the bone with their jagged, rotten teeth. The cacophony of screaming and anguish can be heard through the 7 circles. Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:27:27 No.197165374 humiliation ritual Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:27:53 No.197165379 File: john-cena-parents-83eea2f(...).jpg (131 KB, 1500x1125) >>197165296 (OP). Do you think his mom was watching? >>197165381 >>197165551

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Anonymous (ID: uik4Pvuh 1.42 MB PNG 03/11/24(Mon)09:07:12 No. 19782635 >another random on the street tried to swing and knock me out while i was riding home from work at night not 15 mins ago >last month someoen tried to shove me off and rob me How dangerous is your c--- streets?
Anonymous (ID: uik4Pvuh 1.42 MB PNG 03/11/24(Mon)09:07:12 No. 19782635 >another random on the street tried to swing and knock me out while i was riding home from work at night not 15 mins ago >last month someoen tried to shove me off and rob me How dangerous is your c--- streets?

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Free protein | /r/Greentext

You have no excuse to "hate" food You have no excuse to "hate" f(...) 1.3 MB PNG 03/10/24(Sun)18:16:34 No.20289606 >despised olives my whole life >decided to force myself to eat one daily >a week in I started sensing the pleasant notes under the bitterness >now love olives If you aren't allergic you can do this with anything : Anonymous 03/10/24(Sun)18:28:40 No.20289628 >>20289606 (OP) # Same applies to the sucking of cocks >>20289635 # >>20290873 # >>20293078 # >>20293242 #
You have no excuse to "hate" food You have no excuse to "hate" f(...) 1.3 MB PNG 03/10/24(Sun)18:16:34 No.20289606 >despised olives my whole life >decided to force myself to eat one daily >a week in I started sensing the pleasant notes under the bitterness >now love olives If you aren't allergic you can do this with anything : Anonymous 03/10/24(Sun)18:28:40 No.20289628 >>20289606 (OP) # Same applies to the sucking of cocks >>20289635 # >>20290873 # >>20293078 # >>20293242 #

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Anon gains self awareness | /r/Greentext

4h (3/12 11:32) 76756493.198 Re⚫ 36 Img JPG 25KB (462 × 429) 1535703632228.jpg 15 Replies Ashamed >Not a p--- or anything. >Never had any lewd thoughts about children, except for maybe stray doujins that also included lolis. >Have a 10 year old female cousin who sometimes come over. >She's pretty cute, but no weird thoughts. >One day, I have an incredibly vivid dream of seeing her naked, my eyes are incredibly focused on her bald puffy slit. >Biggest erection of my life when I wake up. >FF to today >Reoccuring fantasies about my cousin. >I sometimes catch myself staring at children's legs in buses and at parks. >My browser history is filled with loli s---. I don't even know what to say at this point. I feel so ashamed of myself.
4h (3/12 11:32) 76756493.198 Re⚫ 36 Img JPG 25KB (462 × 429) 1535703632228.jpg 15 Replies Ashamed >Not a p--- or anything. >Never had any lewd thoughts about children, except for maybe stray doujins that also included lolis. >Have a 10 year old female cousin who sometimes come over. >She's pretty cute, but no weird thoughts. >One day, I have an incredibly vivid dream of seeing her naked, my eyes are incredibly focused on her bald puffy slit. >Biggest erection of my life when I wake up. >FF to today >Reoccuring fantasies about my cousin. >I sometimes catch myself staring at children's legs in buses and at parks. >My browser history is filled with loli s---. I don't even know what to say at this point. I feel so ashamed of myself.

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Anon wonders why men want out of society | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: DZv+w2nH) | 03/10/24(Sun)07:32:39 No.461267148 Why are men checking out of society and relationships nowadays? How will this impact the political aspect of our civilisation? 341 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: rn++10t0) = >>461267148 (OP) # >work tirelessly 03/10/24(Sun)07:34:55 No.461267298 >35%+ of your effort is stolen without recourse from each paycheck to redistribute to k---- and foreign shitskins >working literally funds your nations destruction >living costs are through the roof >women only want a guy in the top 1% of earning brackets >you have to live with your parents if you want to save enough moeny to never afford a house otherwise 90% of each paycheck goes to pay kikeberg for rent hmmm >>461267639 # >>461268210 # >>461270447 # >>461273210 # >>461275935 # Anonymous (ID: Z6lzD+z9 03/10/24(Sun)07:35:33 No.461267334 Women, f------ and trannies will take their place and form an Amazonian Dystopia. >>461270842 #
Anonymous (ID: DZv+w2nH) | 03/10/24(Sun)07:32:39 No.461267148 Why are men checking out of society and relationships nowadays? How will this impact the political aspect of our civilisation? 341 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: rn++10t0) = >>461267148 (OP) # >work tirelessly 03/10/24(Sun)07:34:55 No.461267298 >35%+ of your effort is stolen without recourse from each paycheck to redistribute to k---- and foreign shitskins >working literally funds your nations destruction >living costs are through the roof >women only want a guy in the top 1% of earning brackets >you have to live with your parents if you want to save enough moeny to never afford a house otherwise 90% of each paycheck goes to pay kikeberg for rent hmmm >>461267639 # >>461268210 # >>461270447 # >>461273210 # >>461275935 # Anonymous (ID: Z6lzD+z9 03/10/24(Sun)07:35:33 No.461267334 Women, f------ and trannies will take their place and form an Amazonian Dystopia. >>461270842 #

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Anon gets cucked by empathy | /r/Greentext

Empathy is killing me Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)00:36:14 No.30887056 ► >Be me, normie at 37 >Lonely AF but enjoys peace and quiet >Doesn't like being bothered when going to the store. >Puts on earbuds, listens to music, just wanna buy my groceries in peace >Sees QT3.14 >Wants to say something >Realizes that maybe she is there to shop too and to not be bothered >Realizes I'd be a hypocrite if I talk to her >Sigh and go back to buying my s---. >Go home >Cry myself to sleep How in the f--- are we supposed to meet people? I shouldn't be having highschooler problems like this, I should be old enough to understand.
Empathy is killing me Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)00:36:14 No.30887056 ► >Be me, normie at 37 >Lonely AF but enjoys peace and quiet >Doesn't like being bothered when going to the store. >Puts on earbuds, listens to music, just wanna buy my groceries in peace >Sees QT3.14 >Wants to say something >Realizes that maybe she is there to shop too and to not be bothered >Realizes I'd be a hypocrite if I talk to her >Sigh and go back to buying my s---. >Go home >Cry myself to sleep How in the f--- are we supposed to meet people? I shouldn't be having highschooler problems like this, I should be old enough to understand.

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Anonymous 3/11/2024, 11:01:30 PM No.13411495 81 KB JPEG > be me > halloween > buzzed as f--- > little girl dressed as princess peach knocks on my door > shes asking for candy > end up giving her and her friends the weed brownies I had laying around > the dumbasses take the bait > cut to a few minutes later and these girls are tripping balls on my lawn > end up getting caught and arrested worth it
Anonymous 3/11/2024, 11:01:30 PM No.13411495 81 KB JPEG > be me > halloween > buzzed as f--- > little girl dressed as princess peach knocks on my door > shes asking for candy > end up giving her and her friends the weed brownies I had laying around > the dumbasses take the bait > cut to a few minutes later and these girls are tripping balls on my lawn > end up getting caught and arrested worth it

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This movie was awesome | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/11/24(Mon)18:13:14 No. 197128712 file.png 476 KB PNG >over the top, but fun action slop >good cinematography >pacing on point >good acting >certified kino >somehow flops this is why we can't have good things A
: Anonymous 03/11/24(Mon)18:13:14 No. 197128712 file.png 476 KB PNG >over the top, but fun action slop >good cinematography >pacing on point >good acting >certified kino >somehow flops this is why we can't have good things A

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