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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1ce2555b262648f7bc09d050621c862d.png, 504KiB, 600x450 Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 15:44:54 No.78387658 >be me >teacher >there are three kids at my school, all different age groups >they are all misbehaving idiots who dont pay attention >think autism but more playfully violent >one say see their mom pick them up >turns out they're brothers, which makes sense >their mom is a f------ hamplanet View Report >she does nothing as they scream and shout at each other, roughhouse, etc >see at least eight different scenarios like this over a few years, each kid or group of kids having an obese walrus for a mom Is it just me or is there a serious connection going on here? It seems like it's a guarantee for a child to turn out either autistic or otherwise messed up if the mom is overweight. Could this explain why black kids are such troublemakers? Could it explain why autism is rare in places like West Africa, the Philippines, etc?
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1ce2555b262648f7bc09d050621c862d.png, 504KiB, 600x450 Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 15:44:54 No.78387658 >be me >teacher >there are three kids at my school, all different age groups >they are all misbehaving idiots who dont pay attention >think autism but more playfully violent >one say see their mom pick them up >turns out they're brothers, which makes sense >their mom is a f------ hamplanet View Report >she does nothing as they scream and shout at each other, roughhouse, etc >see at least eight different scenarios like this over a few years, each kid or group of kids having an obese walrus for a mom Is it just me or is there a serious connection going on here? It seems like it's a guarantee for a child to turn out either autistic or otherwise messed up if the mom is overweight. Could this explain why black kids are such troublemakers? Could it explain why autism is rare in places like West Africa, the Philippines, etc?

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They would probably just kill you for asking. Remember, these are the same dipshits who executed a clearly autistic child because she accidentally taught humans how to float two feet above the ground. Really I wouldn't trust them to be reasonable. >>144775427 # >>144775626 # Anonymous >>144775405 # 08/02/24(Fri)08:11:22 No.144775427 That autistic child was the one in the wrong for not knowing the thing that nobody ever told her about. >>144775484 # Anonymous >>144775427 # 08/02/24(Fri)08:16:52 No.144775484 >the adults all assume the autistic child will simply use her precognitive skills that they all have, and also assume she must have too, and that she must have therefore seen the future and have known not to commit the unforgivable sin that will spin the world into chaos >but she probably doesn't have that power, and therefore didn't realize she was f------ up, and she doesn't understand what she did wrong and no one will explain, so she dies scared and confused F--- I hate how well this metaphor works. And I hate relating to it.
They would probably just kill you for asking. Remember, these are the same dipshits who executed a clearly autistic child because she accidentally taught humans how to float two feet above the ground. Really I wouldn't trust them to be reasonable. >>144775427 # >>144775626 # Anonymous >>144775405 # 08/02/24(Fri)08:11:22 No.144775427 That autistic child was the one in the wrong for not knowing the thing that nobody ever told her about. >>144775484 # Anonymous >>144775427 # 08/02/24(Fri)08:16:52 No.144775484 >the adults all assume the autistic child will simply use her precognitive skills that they all have, and also assume she must have too, and that she must have therefore seen the future and have known not to commit the unforgivable sin that will spin the world into chaos >but she probably doesn't have that power, and therefore didn't realize she was f------ up, and she doesn't understand what she did wrong and no one will explain, so she dies scared and confused F--- I hate how well this metaphor works. And I hate relating to it.

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Fixer Upper | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/22/24(Mon)22:37:32 No.41255841 I can fix her 253 KB JPG Anonymous >>41255841 (OP) # 07/22/24(Mon)22:44:06 No.41255863 Nothing broken about her, tho Anonymous >>41255841 (OP) # I can make her worse >Also anons 07/22/24(Mon)23:21:05 No.41255980 >Did i ever tell you all that one funny story of when i left my gf >Because mlp made me feel better emotionally than being with her >It was this week actually
Anonymous 07/22/24(Mon)22:37:32 No.41255841 I can fix her 253 KB JPG Anonymous >>41255841 (OP) # 07/22/24(Mon)22:44:06 No.41255863 Nothing broken about her, tho Anonymous >>41255841 (OP) # I can make her worse >Also anons 07/22/24(Mon)23:21:05 No.41255980 >Did i ever tell you all that one funny story of when i left my gf >Because mlp made me feel better emotionally than being with her >It was this week actually

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Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)17:42 No.507336 File1251322942.jpg-(21 KB, 800x437, Sharovipteryx_BW.jpg) >>507327 Guys... guys Guys. Guys listen. I have the best ide guys listen I have the best idea ever guys I'll put WINGS guys wings I'll put WINGS guys listen here I'll put WINGS... on my BACK legs.
Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)17:42 No.507336 File1251322942.jpg-(21 KB, 800x437, Sharovipteryx_BW.jpg) >>507327 Guys... guys Guys. Guys listen. I have the best ide guys listen I have the best idea ever guys I'll put WINGS guys wings I'll put WINGS guys listen here I'll put WINGS... on my BACK legs.

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"You don't understand art." | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/04/24(Sun)06:33:58 No.202124195 پاک Freedom! 20240804_175328.jpg 471 KB JPG >Uvgh, filthy gaijin, you don't understand superior Japanese ending because you're a materialistic westoid. You need a deep understanding of Buddhist and Shinto spiritualism to appreciate ending up as a cuck and/or a wageslave.
: Anonymous 08/04/24(Sun)06:33:58 No.202124195 پاک Freedom! 20240804_175328.jpg 471 KB JPG >Uvgh, filthy gaijin, you don't understand superior Japanese ending because you're a materialistic westoid. You need a deep understanding of Buddhist and Shinto spiritualism to appreciate ending up as a cuck and/or a wageslave.

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Inventor's remorse | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/29/24(Mon)06:45:32 No.201875711 oppenheimer.jpg 47 KB JPG >*worked relentlessly to make a weapon of mass killing* >"oh f---, what have I done, I made a weapon that killed masses :(" 10/10, Bravo Nolan
: Anonymous 07/29/24(Mon)06:45:32 No.201875711 oppenheimer.jpg 47 KB JPG >*worked relentlessly to make a weapon of mass killing* >"oh f---, what have I done, I made a weapon that killed masses :(" 10/10, Bravo Nolan

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Industrial Might | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)09:44:26 No.201443675 ONCE UPON A TIME AMERICA A FILM BY SERGIO LEONE XXX XIXIX XXXXX XXXX 8edd808d-de94-4d0d-9de2-27f01432aeaf.jpg >an absolute classic 57 KB JPG >one of the best gangster movies >an auteur production >multiple scenes of an underage prostitute selling herself for pastries W-- /tv/...w--...
: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)09:44:26 No.201443675 ONCE UPON A TIME AMERICA A FILM BY SERGIO LEONE XXX XIXIX XXXXX XXXX 8edd808d-de94-4d0d-9de2-27f01432aeaf.jpg >an absolute classic 57 KB JPG >one of the best gangster movies >an auteur production >multiple scenes of an underage prostitute selling herself for pastries W-- /tv/...w--...

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Anon is a good American | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 21 KB JPG 09/14/16 (Wed)19:11:11 No.703940657 >be me >recently moved because of job opportunity, no gf, no friends in town >every friday, order a pizza from local pizzahut >give delivery guy a different "challenge" every time they bring a pizza, with a large tip as a reward if they complete it >always make them america-related >start easy. draw an american flag for 5$ >slowly make them more and more challenging, increasing reward as time goes on >"recite the preamble for 20$" >"tell me your personal opinion on the 2nd amendment for 10$" >etc etc >this goes on for a few months until pretty much every employee in the resturaunt that has done a delivery has at least attempted one of my challenges >yesterday, get in pretty bad car accident >wake up in hospital today. told by nurse that a few people came by to visit, mainly coworkers from job >some of them left a pizza >mfw there's a pizza on a table in the room of the same type that i always get >mfw it's got an american flag on it and a "get well soon" card with signatures from the entire restaurant staff
Anonymous 21 KB JPG 09/14/16 (Wed)19:11:11 No.703940657 >be me >recently moved because of job opportunity, no gf, no friends in town >every friday, order a pizza from local pizzahut >give delivery guy a different "challenge" every time they bring a pizza, with a large tip as a reward if they complete it >always make them america-related >start easy. draw an american flag for 5$ >slowly make them more and more challenging, increasing reward as time goes on >"recite the preamble for 20$" >"tell me your personal opinion on the 2nd amendment for 10$" >etc etc >this goes on for a few months until pretty much every employee in the resturaunt that has done a delivery has at least attempted one of my challenges >yesterday, get in pretty bad car accident >wake up in hospital today. told by nurse that a few people came by to visit, mainly coworkers from job >some of them left a pizza >mfw there's a pizza on a table in the room of the same type that i always get >mfw it's got an american flag on it and a "get well soon" card with signatures from the entire restaurant staff

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Anon took the birdpill | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 67 KB PNG treats 03/23/22(Wed)07:09:31 No.874944460 >be me >sad >go to pet store because I like to play with the birds and secretly feed a sick one treats >get there >see sick bird, too sick to give >tear up, ask how much for the Sick cockatiel and his friend budgie >pay about 500 bucks >when I bring them to the vet I found out that their cages are too small and the cockatiel is actually bound to lay an egg >later, make nest for bird, she lays egg a week after >happy >one day scrolling Facebook, see 2 ads, one for a Sun Conure and another Green Budgie >they got lost >I offer to rescue >2 weeks later, get the birds and 3 massive cages >they love me >happy Why haven't you taken the birdpill /b/ros?
Anonymous 67 KB PNG treats 03/23/22(Wed)07:09:31 No.874944460 >be me >sad >go to pet store because I like to play with the birds and secretly feed a sick one treats >get there >see sick bird, too sick to give >tear up, ask how much for the Sick cockatiel and his friend budgie >pay about 500 bucks >when I bring them to the vet I found out that their cages are too small and the cockatiel is actually bound to lay an egg >later, make nest for bird, she lays egg a week after >happy >one day scrolling Facebook, see 2 ads, one for a Sun Conure and another Green Budgie >they got lost >I offer to rescue >2 weeks later, get the birds and 3 massive cages >they love me >happy Why haven't you taken the birdpill /b/ros?

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Anon saves a doggo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 7 KB JPG entertainment. 08/19/18(Sun)13:30:30 No.777598427 ITT: Good deeds you've done in your life. >Be me. >Go for a walk because I'm not a shut in virgin. >Walk by trailer park for some human >Girl comes running up to me. >Tells me her dog is dying and she needs help. >F----- jumped in the pool and didn't know how to swim. >Luckily I'm an EMT in training. >Grab big ass golden retriever out of pool. >Pretty sure its dead. >Give the dog CPR. >He's not responding but I keep at it. >Girl calls 911. >Turns out they don't send ambulances for dogs. >Just before I'm about to carry it to her car he starts coughing. >Throws up all over me. >Girl comes running over and hugs dog. >His tail starts wagging. >Girl thanks me. >Gives me a hug. >Tells me she'd kiss me if she didn't have a boyfriend. >Respect her relationship and leave with my head held high. I like helping people. It makes me feel good!
: Anonymous 7 KB JPG entertainment. 08/19/18(Sun)13:30:30 No.777598427 ITT: Good deeds you've done in your life. >Be me. >Go for a walk because I'm not a shut in virgin. >Walk by trailer park for some human >Girl comes running up to me. >Tells me her dog is dying and she needs help. >F----- jumped in the pool and didn't know how to swim. >Luckily I'm an EMT in training. >Grab big ass golden retriever out of pool. >Pretty sure its dead. >Give the dog CPR. >He's not responding but I keep at it. >Girl calls 911. >Turns out they don't send ambulances for dogs. >Just before I'm about to carry it to her car he starts coughing. >Throws up all over me. >Girl comes running over and hugs dog. >His tail starts wagging. >Girl thanks me. >Gives me a hug. >Tells me she'd kiss me if she didn't have a boyfriend. >Respect her relationship and leave with my head held high. I like helping people. It makes me feel good!

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Bravo Raimi | /r/Greentext

File: 1722653645321047m.jpg (62 KB, 1024x1024) ☐ Anonymous 08/04/24(Sun)18:59:05 No.202120781 >>202120818 >>202120842 >>202120862 >>202120880 >>202120889 >>202120941 >>202120962 >>202121010 >>202121182 >>202121201 >>202121220 >>202121299 >>202121346 >>202121389 >>202121441 >Peter... The Red Skull is dead.. I've been shot... >the responsibility of bringing on the new Reich falls to you now, boy.. Anybody feel a tad uncomfortable at this scene? ☐ Anonymous 08/04/24(Sun)19:02:43 No.202120818 ►>>202121176 >>202121292 File: 1498520847480.png (194 KB, 280x284) >>202120781 (OP) >You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do, I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, in Bosnia, my friends and I... we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl... they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain alternating blows of e---------- and fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells... you know the rent is paid. >For this month ☐ Anonymous 08/04/24(Sun)19:04:22 No.202120842 File: 1722190266863274.jpg (318 KB, 900x682) AD011 Hitler Kampf >>202120781 (OP). >peter... ☐ Anonymous 08/04/24(Sun)19:07:45 No.202120889 ► >>202120781 (OP) >peter, when you go home tonight... there's a dufflebag in the closet in my workshop. I won't lie to you peter, it's full of heads. >> Anonymous 08/04/24(Sun)19:10:04 No.202120915 File: 1428475646392.png (217 KB, 500x259) >It's you who's out, Gobby. Out of the closet, you f------|
File: 1722653645321047m.jpg (62 KB, 1024x1024) ☐ Anonymous 08/04/24(Sun)18:59:05 No.202120781 >>202120818 >>202120842 >>202120862 >>202120880 >>202120889 >>202120941 >>202120962 >>202121010 >>202121182 >>202121201 >>202121220 >>202121299 >>202121346 >>202121389 >>202121441 >Peter... The Red Skull is dead.. I've been shot... >the responsibility of bringing on the new Reich falls to you now, boy.. Anybody feel a tad uncomfortable at this scene? ☐ Anonymous 08/04/24(Sun)19:02:43 No.202120818 ►>>202121176 >>202121292 File: 1498520847480.png (194 KB, 280x284) >>202120781 (OP) >You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do, I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, in Bosnia, my friends and I... we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl... they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain alternating blows of e---------- and fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells... you know the rent is paid. >For this month ☐ Anonymous 08/04/24(Sun)19:04:22 No.202120842 File: 1722190266863274.jpg (318 KB, 900x682) AD011 Hitler Kampf >>202120781 (OP). >peter... ☐ Anonymous 08/04/24(Sun)19:07:45 No.202120889 ► >>202120781 (OP) >peter, when you go home tonight... there's a dufflebag in the closet in my workshop. I won't lie to you peter, it's full of heads. >> Anonymous 08/04/24(Sun)19:10:04 No.202120915 File: 1428475646392.png (217 KB, 500x259) >It's you who's out, Gobby. Out of the closet, you f------|

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Anons deserve respect | /r/Greentext

27 KB PNG >be me >drinking vodka and singing old Irish songs with friends >I end up passing out >wake up to my phone stolen and wallet empty >call friends with home phone >"ya hey man sorry about that we were playing poker and you lost them to john ill give him a call" >john calls me > "hey anon do you want your s--- back I know you were drunk and all" >get my money and phone back >mfw im a respected part of my friend group
27 KB PNG >be me >drinking vodka and singing old Irish songs with friends >I end up passing out >wake up to my phone stolen and wallet empty >call friends with home phone >"ya hey man sorry about that we were playing poker and you lost them to john ill give him a call" >john calls me > "hey anon do you want your s--- back I know you were drunk and all" >get my money and phone back >mfw im a respected part of my friend group

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Murderous proficiency | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/28/24(Sun)21:54:04 No.201852524 1704378308113098.jpg 95 KB JPG >commits several murders >gets away with it since the police is just a bunch of dumb rednecks who have to piece the crime together by themselves was it really that easy before cameras and forensics?
Anonymous 07/28/24(Sun)21:54:04 No.201852524 1704378308113098.jpg 95 KB JPG >commits several murders >gets away with it since the police is just a bunch of dumb rednecks who have to piece the crime together by themselves was it really that easy before cameras and forensics?

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My wagie academia. (My hero academia spoilers) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 228 KB PNG >Becomes a wagie 08/03/24(Sat) 19:39:00 No.684557286 >Deku loses his powers >Instantly gives up on being hero >Doesn't even try to be a quirkless hero that relies on gadgets or anything just instantly gives up after months of training and hard work >Completely ghosted by every single one of his "friends" >No fans, no bitches, nothing, despite saving the f------ world >Doesn't even get any form of character growth since he's still a f------ cry baby loser >Fast-forward 8 years of being a social reject and he's suddenly given a hero suit funded by his gay lover Bakugou after he forced the rest of the class to fund development alongside him >Moral of his story was 'You're either born talented and successful or you're a loser that needs nepotism and handouts' KEKYPOO >>684557402 # >>684557495 # >>684557638 # >>684557834 # >>684557901 # >>684558319 # >>684558330 # >>684558424 # >>684559567 # >>684559715 # >>684560030 # >>684560232 # >>684560813 # >>684560843 #
: Anonymous 228 KB PNG >Becomes a wagie 08/03/24(Sat) 19:39:00 No.684557286 >Deku loses his powers >Instantly gives up on being hero >Doesn't even try to be a quirkless hero that relies on gadgets or anything just instantly gives up after months of training and hard work >Completely ghosted by every single one of his "friends" >No fans, no bitches, nothing, despite saving the f------ world >Doesn't even get any form of character growth since he's still a f------ cry baby loser >Fast-forward 8 years of being a social reject and he's suddenly given a hero suit funded by his gay lover Bakugou after he forced the rest of the class to fund development alongside him >Moral of his story was 'You're either born talented and successful or you're a loser that needs nepotism and handouts' KEKYPOO >>684557402 # >>684557495 # >>684557638 # >>684557834 # >>684557901 # >>684558319 # >>684558330 # >>684558424 # >>684559567 # >>684559715 # >>684560030 # >>684560232 # >>684560813 # >>684560843 #

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Anon’s girlfriend makes her feel loved | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 64 KB JPG 06/13/19(Thu)20:31:08 No.802160267 >be me >be 14 >only female on this site >depressed af >new girl joins the my boxing club >11/10 qt 3.14 >we become friends >find out she lives 2 minutes away from me >hang out every day >start to crush on her >grow some balls and confess my feelings >she likes me back >parents homophobic so we date in secret >ugly ass friend from school keeps asking me out >she's creepy af >i tell her i'm in a relationship but she persists >turns into borderline stalking >she follows me to the cinema where i'm meeting my gf >takes pictures of us kissing >outs us to the school >we tell people about her harassing us and about her r--- fetish >mfw people stick up for us 1 year passes >plan fancy dinner date for our 1 year anniversary >living with gf and her supportive family cause parents kicked me out >she gets sick so we lie in bed instead >she feels bad for "ruining" our anniversary >throws up then passes out with her head on my chest >mfw i feel loved >mfw i'm not depressed anymore >mfw i finally have a supportive family I made it /b/
Anonymous 64 KB JPG 06/13/19(Thu)20:31:08 No.802160267 >be me >be 14 >only female on this site >depressed af >new girl joins the my boxing club >11/10 qt 3.14 >we become friends >find out she lives 2 minutes away from me >hang out every day >start to crush on her >grow some balls and confess my feelings >she likes me back >parents homophobic so we date in secret >ugly ass friend from school keeps asking me out >she's creepy af >i tell her i'm in a relationship but she persists >turns into borderline stalking >she follows me to the cinema where i'm meeting my gf >takes pictures of us kissing >outs us to the school >we tell people about her harassing us and about her r--- fetish >mfw people stick up for us 1 year passes >plan fancy dinner date for our 1 year anniversary >living with gf and her supportive family cause parents kicked me out >she gets sick so we lie in bed instead >she feels bad for "ruining" our anniversary >throws up then passes out with her head on my chest >mfw i feel loved >mfw i'm not depressed anymore >mfw i finally have a supportive family I made it /b/

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Anonymous 08/03/24(Sat)22:55:26 No.78382378 3.7 MB GIF >never/dont smoke weed, cigs etc >never/dont do any drugs whatsoever >never/dont party >never/dont drink alcohol >never/dont have sex >never/dont talk to women outside of work >never/dont talk to anyone outside work >never/dont do anything outside work, video games or reading/watching television or work out >deans list in college, commuted to classes, got full time job right when I graduated. >have nice job, nice apartment, not living paycheck to paycheck >dont care about politics, never voted and dont plan to >everyone at work likes talking to me, always reject offers to hang out with them outside work My life is peaceful. I like it this way. I dont want to change it.
Anonymous 08/03/24(Sat)22:55:26 No.78382378 3.7 MB GIF >never/dont smoke weed, cigs etc >never/dont do any drugs whatsoever >never/dont party >never/dont drink alcohol >never/dont have sex >never/dont talk to women outside of work >never/dont talk to anyone outside work >never/dont do anything outside work, video games or reading/watching television or work out >deans list in college, commuted to classes, got full time job right when I graduated. >have nice job, nice apartment, not living paycheck to paycheck >dont care about politics, never voted and dont plan to >everyone at work likes talking to me, always reject offers to hang out with them outside work My life is peaceful. I like it this way. I dont want to change it.

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