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50091e35-5a17-4cff-8e56-2(...).jpg (158 KB, 549x857) google yandex iqdb wait saucenao Anonymous 05/28/23(Sun)14:01:50 No.73477757 [10] [Reply] ✓ >you run into your (previously) skinny friend from high school, three years after graduation >she looks like this now Would you say anything to her? If so, what? Anonymous 05/28/23(Sun)14:03:21 No.73477764 ✓ please kill yourself OP you failed abortion Anonymous 05/28/23(Sun)14:21:34 No.73477847 ✓ You've changed! I think its rude to ignore if someone has changed, because that implies the change is bad. By just stating that someone has changed, they can interpret it the way they want, and talk about it if they like. You can see if they are offended, and if so, you can always say you meant something else, for example 'You come across way more confident now' Ive thought about this way too much but still have to encounter this situation
50091e35-5a17-4cff-8e56-2(...).jpg (158 KB, 549x857) google yandex iqdb wait saucenao Anonymous 05/28/23(Sun)14:01:50 No.73477757 [10] [Reply] ✓ >you run into your (previously) skinny friend from high school, three years after graduation >she looks like this now Would you say anything to her? If so, what? Anonymous 05/28/23(Sun)14:03:21 No.73477764 ✓ please kill yourself OP you failed abortion Anonymous 05/28/23(Sun)14:21:34 No.73477847 ✓ You've changed! I think its rude to ignore if someone has changed, because that implies the change is bad. By just stating that someone has changed, they can interpret it the way they want, and talk about it if they like. You can see if they are offended, and if so, you can always say you meant something else, for example 'You come across way more confident now' Ive thought about this way too much but still have to encounter this situation

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Anon has played to much call of duty | /r/Greentext

I will never experience it... >the glory >the fear 29up-war-superJumbo.jpg 609 KB JPG >the long, cold nights in the trenches >the feeling of when you first climb out of your trench to charge through no man's land toward the enemy >the feeling of being shot on the way and falling gloriously on the field of battle Ever since I first learned about it in school I wanted to live through it. I imagined how fortunate I would have been to be born in the late 1890s and have the chance to be the first person at the enlistment office. Once you live through it, you have experienced the most horrific event in modern history. Nothing else compares. I know it is horrifying, and I know it was awful. But for some reason, that only makes me wish I could have experienced it more. If America is ever involved in another war I will certainly enlist. But while I may one day experience war, I will never experience THIS war. And it tears me up inside.
I will never experience it... >the glory >the fear 29up-war-superJumbo.jpg 609 KB JPG >the long, cold nights in the trenches >the feeling of when you first climb out of your trench to charge through no man's land toward the enemy >the feeling of being shot on the way and falling gloriously on the field of battle Ever since I first learned about it in school I wanted to live through it. I imagined how fortunate I would have been to be born in the late 1890s and have the chance to be the first person at the enlistment office. Once you live through it, you have experienced the most horrific event in modern history. Nothing else compares. I know it is horrifying, and I know it was awful. But for some reason, that only makes me wish I could have experienced it more. If America is ever involved in another war I will certainly enlist. But while I may one day experience war, I will never experience THIS war. And it tears me up inside.

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Anon feels like a CHAD | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 166 KB JPG 05/28/23(Sun)08:59:34 No.73477114 >cute girl keeps looking at me >automatically assumes she likes me >feel like a chad >go through my day filled with confidence and energetic >27 year old virgin
Anonymous 166 KB JPG 05/28/23(Sun)08:59:34 No.73477114 >cute girl keeps looking at me >automatically assumes she likes me >feel like a chad >go through my day filled with confidence and energetic >27 year old virgin

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Anon is offended | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 14 KB JPG 05/28/23(Sun)03:41:49 No.73474906 >black, white guy at the store today told me I look arab >get offended >tell him I'm very black, both my parents are black, go into my family history everyone's black >he laughs >tell him I hope he has a bad day h---- donkey cracker
: Anonymous 14 KB JPG 05/28/23(Sun)03:41:49 No.73474906 >black, white guy at the store today told me I look arab >get offended >tell him I'm very black, both my parents are black, go into my family history everyone's black >he laughs >tell him I hope he has a bad day h---- donkey cracker

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Anon has no personality | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 780 KB JPG 2 Replies : Anonymous >>73476577 (OP) # 05/28/23(Sun)07:20:58 No.73476577 >*starts le interview* >*repeat le qualifications and work history* >"alright anon, but tells us about yourself so we can get to know y-" >uhh sorry but i'm no longer interested in the job >go back home, apply to more jobs, repeat > mfw View Thread 05/28/23(Sun)09:01:41 No.73477132 > I'm too stupid to come up with a 30-second normie- approved spiel about my personal history and interests that will literally never be followed up on or challenged
: Anonymous 780 KB JPG 2 Replies : Anonymous >>73476577 (OP) # 05/28/23(Sun)07:20:58 No.73476577 >*starts le interview* >*repeat le qualifications and work history* >"alright anon, but tells us about yourself so we can get to know y-" >uhh sorry but i'm no longer interested in the job >go back home, apply to more jobs, repeat > mfw View Thread 05/28/23(Sun)09:01:41 No.73477132 > I'm too stupid to come up with a 30-second normie- approved spiel about my personal history and interests that will literally never be followed up on or challenged

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Anon doesnt understand Why no one talkes to him | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous mus 70 KB JPG 05/28/23(Sun)08:12:36 No.73476876 >Parks are dead >Bars are dead >Mall is dead >People hostile when you try to strike up conversation with them >Try to talk to people online, ghosted >Plan event and advertise it online, nobody shows up when the day arrives What the f--- is going on? Why don't people talk to each other or do ANYTHING anymore?
: Anonymous mus 70 KB JPG 05/28/23(Sun)08:12:36 No.73476876 >Parks are dead >Bars are dead >Mall is dead >People hostile when you try to strike up conversation with them >Try to talk to people online, ghosted >Plan event and advertise it online, nobody shows up when the day arrives What the f--- is going on? Why don't people talk to each other or do ANYTHING anymore?

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magical stomach | /r/Greentext

05/28/23(Sun)00:36:27 No.73477336 Imagine you are dating a girl that is currently a normal weight but secretly has the appetite and stomach capacity of a 400lb girl and now you figure out she is starving herself basically due to maintaining a diet a normal person would have and either she is forced to "overeat" or she'll die from malnutrition but the only problem is her stomach capacity will expand exponential more disproportionate to her weight. She is 150 pounds but when she becomes 250 pounds she will have the stomach capcity of a 750 pound girl and so on. : Anonymous Pizza Motivates Employees More Than Cash Bonuses Why money isn't all that great of a motivator. And why pizza is. 44 KB JPG (Yes this doesn't make sense but it is a weird genetic abnormality let's say that forces her to overeat) 3 Replies View Thread >>73477464 # : Anonymous >>73477336 (OP) # Why would I imagine such a stupid, retarded scenario? What's the point? Ok I'm dating this woman with a magical stomach, so what? 05/28/23(Sun)00:56:18 No.73477432 05/28/23(Sun)01:03:02 No.73477464 : Anonymous >>73477432 # Break up with her, make her a f------ pig or starve her? : Anonymous 05/28/23(Sun)01:07:49 No.73477492 You think for $40 I could get sucked off by Joe Biden?
05/28/23(Sun)00:36:27 No.73477336 Imagine you are dating a girl that is currently a normal weight but secretly has the appetite and stomach capacity of a 400lb girl and now you figure out she is starving herself basically due to maintaining a diet a normal person would have and either she is forced to "overeat" or she'll die from malnutrition but the only problem is her stomach capacity will expand exponential more disproportionate to her weight. She is 150 pounds but when she becomes 250 pounds she will have the stomach capcity of a 750 pound girl and so on. : Anonymous Pizza Motivates Employees More Than Cash Bonuses Why money isn't all that great of a motivator. And why pizza is. 44 KB JPG (Yes this doesn't make sense but it is a weird genetic abnormality let's say that forces her to overeat) 3 Replies View Thread >>73477464 # : Anonymous >>73477336 (OP) # Why would I imagine such a stupid, retarded scenario? What's the point? Ok I'm dating this woman with a magical stomach, so what? 05/28/23(Sun)00:56:18 No.73477432 05/28/23(Sun)01:03:02 No.73477464 : Anonymous >>73477432 # Break up with her, make her a f------ pig or starve her? : Anonymous 05/28/23(Sun)01:07:49 No.73477492 You think for $40 I could get sucked off by Joe Biden?

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Anon talks about communism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 89 KB PNG 05/28/23(Sun)00:59:14 No.73473040 >be karl marx >say that capitalism doesn't work because people are greedy >say that communism works because people won't be greedy How does anyone unironicaly believe in communism
: Anonymous 89 KB PNG 05/28/23(Sun)00:59:14 No.73473040 >be karl marx >say that capitalism doesn't work because people are greedy >say that communism works because people won't be greedy How does anyone unironicaly believe in communism

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Anon is Dumbledore | /r/Greentext

10/28/20(Wed)13:23:23 No.141352899 >Yes well done Slitherin, you managed to obtain the highest number of points by studying hard and being the best performing house and in a meritocratic system such as this wizarding school you have every right to earn the first place and me awarding points out of thin air would be an : Anonymous 518 KB PNG extreme abuse of my authority as the head master of this institution... HOWEVER : Anonymous 10/28/20(Wed)13:24:43 No.141352946 >>141352899 (OP) # >...it turns out fame IS everything! Harry Potter house - I mean Hogwarts house wins yet again! >>141352969 # >>141353068 # >>141353121 # Anonymous 10/28/20(Wed)13:25:44 No.141352969 >>141352946 # Gryffindor house* sorry I'm ultra high >>141353121 # Anonymous 10/28/20(Wed)13:30:43 No.141353121 >>141352946 # >>141352969 # If you read these as Dumbledore it sill makes sense.
10/28/20(Wed)13:23:23 No.141352899 >Yes well done Slitherin, you managed to obtain the highest number of points by studying hard and being the best performing house and in a meritocratic system such as this wizarding school you have every right to earn the first place and me awarding points out of thin air would be an : Anonymous 518 KB PNG extreme abuse of my authority as the head master of this institution... HOWEVER : Anonymous 10/28/20(Wed)13:24:43 No.141352946 >>141352899 (OP) # >...it turns out fame IS everything! Harry Potter house - I mean Hogwarts house wins yet again! >>141352969 # >>141353068 # >>141353121 # Anonymous 10/28/20(Wed)13:25:44 No.141352969 >>141352946 # Gryffindor house* sorry I'm ultra high >>141353121 # Anonymous 10/28/20(Wed)13:30:43 No.141353121 >>141352946 # >>141352969 # If you read these as Dumbledore it sill makes sense.

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Anon has Fetishes | /r/Greentext

File: 1670007486678114.jpg (16 KB, 547x480) Anonymous 05/27/23(Sat)21:11:06 No.73474582 ► >finally got rid of white women fetish >acquired white femboy man fetish >> Anonymous 05/27/23(Sat)21:11:58 No.73474592 ► i mean if youre black you can probably get both regardless and probably both at the same time just have a massive donger
File: 1670007486678114.jpg (16 KB, 547x480) Anonymous 05/27/23(Sat)21:11:06 No.73474582 ► >finally got rid of white women fetish >acquired white femboy man fetish >> Anonymous 05/27/23(Sat)21:11:58 No.73474592 ► i mean if youre black you can probably get both regardless and probably both at the same time just have a massive donger

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Anon has an exciting update | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/27/23(Sat) 19:32:42 No.899973237 for women's rights, for 2SLGBTQI+ rights. IMG_1600.jpg 131 KB JPG >omgomgomgomgomg >aaahhhhhh I'm crying you guys >it's here and I'm flippin out >new update to the alphabet community is out >cannot stop gushing
Anonymous 05/27/23(Sat) 19:32:42 No.899973237 for women's rights, for 2SLGBTQI+ rights. IMG_1600.jpg 131 KB JPG >omgomgomgomgomg >aaahhhhhh I'm crying you guys >it's here and I'm flippin out >new update to the alphabet community is out >cannot stop gushing

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anon is infidel scum | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 7hlHuXUp No.428559493 05/27/23(Sat)18:41:02 >be a turkroach >devout muslim >family died in the Gazientep quake cuz their apartment didn't meet safety requirements >turns out developers bribed Erdogan to turn a blind eye >money I make is worthless cuz of Erdogan's nonsensical econ policies >literally starving to death >still vote for Erdogan cuz he made the Hagia Sophia a mosque Are all muslims literally retarded? They're the definition of single-issue voters: all they want is to make their s----- country an Islamic state again. This guy could take $10 billion in public funds to build himself a palace and they'd still vote for him. Oh wait he actually did that lol. And then won another election
Anonymous (ID: 7hlHuXUp No.428559493 05/27/23(Sat)18:41:02 >be a turkroach >devout muslim >family died in the Gazientep quake cuz their apartment didn't meet safety requirements >turns out developers bribed Erdogan to turn a blind eye >money I make is worthless cuz of Erdogan's nonsensical econ policies >literally starving to death >still vote for Erdogan cuz he made the Hagia Sophia a mosque Are all muslims literally retarded? They're the definition of single-issue voters: all they want is to make their s----- country an Islamic state again. This guy could take $10 billion in public funds to build himself a palace and they'd still vote for him. Oh wait he actually did that lol. And then won another election

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Anon loves NYC | /r/Greentext

>Yeah, my studio is great! Only $2500 a month, and I usually only get woken up by police sirens once or twice a night. New York is such an amazing city, man. Yesterday I saw a hobo s------- in the street. People are so free here. >Oh, my brother? Nah, we don't talk anymore. He lives in some f------ flyover state in a house he owns, he has a wife and kids and a loving, supportive community, and he can actually breathe when he goes outside. What a f------ backwards rural retard 10 KB JPG
>Yeah, my studio is great! Only $2500 a month, and I usually only get woken up by police sirens once or twice a night. New York is such an amazing city, man. Yesterday I saw a hobo s------- in the street. People are so free here. >Oh, my brother? Nah, we don't talk anymore. He lives in some f------ flyover state in a house he owns, he has a wife and kids and a loving, supportive community, and he can actually breathe when he goes outside. What a f------ backwards rural retard 10 KB JPG

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Anon experiences disappointement | /r/Greentext

Anonymous i screwed up so bad 6 KB PNG 05/28/23(Sun)00:18:32 No.73472590 >go to coffee shop near my house for the first time >qt3.14 working the register smiles at me after i order >fall in love >been going there at least 3x a week since then >always order the same thing so i make an impression >been doing this for at least 6 months >today i went in and said "yeah i'll just have my usual" >she says "i'm sorry sir, i don't know what you mean. what would you like?" >stammer for 20 seconds, turn and walk out i can never go back.
Anonymous i screwed up so bad 6 KB PNG 05/28/23(Sun)00:18:32 No.73472590 >go to coffee shop near my house for the first time >qt3.14 working the register smiles at me after i order >fall in love >been going there at least 3x a week since then >always order the same thing so i make an impression >been doing this for at least 6 months >today i went in and said "yeah i'll just have my usual" >she says "i'm sorry sir, i don't know what you mean. what would you like?" >stammer for 20 seconds, turn and walk out i can never go back.

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Anon is oppressed depressed | /r/Greentext

05/26/23(Fri)00:24:48 No.182368926 ► >>182369003 >>182369022 >>182369031 >>182369050 >>182369056 >>182369187 Anonymous >Dude, I'm so heckin depressed and suicidal in my first world country where I live in first world cities and can access first world privileges and make first world wages working under first world working hours half brahmin half dalit & 05/26/23(Fri)00:25:28 No.182368937 i dont say this or do this but look like this Anonymous I look like that and say that 05/26/23 (Fri)00:26:01 0.18 saar... 946 Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri)00:26:04 No.182368950 ► Anonymous 05/26/23(Fri)00:30:08 No.182369003 >>182368926 (OP) # i say that but i don't look like that
05/26/23(Fri)00:24:48 No.182368926 ► >>182369003 >>182369022 >>182369031 >>182369050 >>182369056 >>182369187 Anonymous >Dude, I'm so heckin depressed and suicidal in my first world country where I live in first world cities and can access first world privileges and make first world wages working under first world working hours half brahmin half dalit & 05/26/23(Fri)00:25:28 No.182368937 i dont say this or do this but look like this Anonymous I look like that and say that 05/26/23 (Fri)00:26:01 0.18 saar... 946 Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri)00:26:04 No.182368950 ► Anonymous 05/26/23(Fri)00:30:08 No.182369003 >>182368926 (OP) # i say that but i don't look like that

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anon needs a cute and funny computer | /r/Greentext

Cunnynon i need a new cunnyputer 05/27/23(Sat)15:49:23 No.899964031 ~~Cunnynon >be me >c---- cunnysoiur >pc dies on me need new cunnyputer what specs should i look for in my new cunnyputer 44 KB JPG i need enough storage to store thousands of anime screenshots of lolis eating lolipops and making cute faces and games, like nekopara thanks in advance
Cunnynon i need a new cunnyputer 05/27/23(Sat)15:49:23 No.899964031 ~~Cunnynon >be me >c---- cunnysoiur >pc dies on me need new cunnyputer what specs should i look for in my new cunnyputer 44 KB JPG i need enough storage to store thousands of anime screenshots of lolis eating lolipops and making cute faces and games, like nekopara thanks in advance

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Anon despises Gollum | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Let's make a Gollum game 23 KB JPG 05/27/23(Sat)01:31:05 No.638467329 >Be Daedalic >Become the opportunity to create a Lotr game >Lotr: rich in characters & lore >Choose the most repulsive and treacherous m----- creature to play as the MC >Gollum_Vydia_Trailer.mov >Gameplay consists of: Press A to climb rock >cancer_graphics.jpg >Trailer gets dislike bombed on YT >Daedalic: I_sleep.exe >Game releases >Goes down badly even with the venal press >Emergency meeting at Daedalic >"Must be due to the bugs, we apologize, lol" Since when did video game publishers become so alienated to greenlight this kind of s---?
: Anonymous Let's make a Gollum game 23 KB JPG 05/27/23(Sat)01:31:05 No.638467329 >Be Daedalic >Become the opportunity to create a Lotr game >Lotr: rich in characters & lore >Choose the most repulsive and treacherous m----- creature to play as the MC >Gollum_Vydia_Trailer.mov >Gameplay consists of: Press A to climb rock >cancer_graphics.jpg >Trailer gets dislike bombed on YT >Daedalic: I_sleep.exe >Game releases >Goes down badly even with the venal press >Emergency meeting at Daedalic >"Must be due to the bugs, we apologize, lol" Since when did video game publishers become so alienated to greenlight this kind of s---?

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Anon has a bad dream (link to audio clip in comments) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Sun 10 Jul 2022 00:41:13 No.32330317 Report Quoted By: >>32330639 >>32333853 >>32334202 >>32320927 >Have this dream >In a factory >Typical wacky dream s--- going on >Go through the backdoor of the factory >Walk out into a sort of Disney cartoon >A bit like on Who Framed Roger Rabbit when Valiant is in Toontown >Don't like it >Has this weird sort of opera/choir kind of music in the background >But it's really foreboding and eerie >Whole place feels foreboding and eerie >Start panicking >See phone booth >Use phone booth >Call myself to come rescue myself >Wake up sweating >Time to get up anyway >Go downstairs >See I have message on answering machine >Play message >It's the same music from the dream and someone talking but you can't make out what's being said >Message was received just before I woke up >Maybe I called my house phone with my mobile while I was sleeping like some kind of muscle memory thing >Although that wouldn't explain the background music >Remember my mobile was downstairs charging the whole night anyway Link related, it's the voicemail. https://voca.ro/13QtZg1ZrqaD tl;dr I called myself from a dream I think
Anonymous Sun 10 Jul 2022 00:41:13 No.32330317 Report Quoted By: >>32330639 >>32333853 >>32334202 >>32320927 >Have this dream >In a factory >Typical wacky dream s--- going on >Go through the backdoor of the factory >Walk out into a sort of Disney cartoon >A bit like on Who Framed Roger Rabbit when Valiant is in Toontown >Don't like it >Has this weird sort of opera/choir kind of music in the background >But it's really foreboding and eerie >Whole place feels foreboding and eerie >Start panicking >See phone booth >Use phone booth >Call myself to come rescue myself >Wake up sweating >Time to get up anyway >Go downstairs >See I have message on answering machine >Play message >It's the same music from the dream and someone talking but you can't make out what's being said >Message was received just before I woke up >Maybe I called my house phone with my mobile while I was sleeping like some kind of muscle memory thing >Although that wouldn't explain the background music >Remember my mobile was downstairs charging the whole night anyway Link related, it's the voicemail. https://voca.ro/13QtZg1ZrqaD tl;dr I called myself from a dream I think

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Anon resonated with Aragorn | /r/Greentext

e: 1684511656172058.jpg (2.42 MB, 1978x2936) HA THE MODE OF THE S Anonymous (ID: PhKQzctz 05/27/23(Sat)23:17:36 No.428514557 >>428514593 >>428 >>428516460 >>428516779 >>428516908 >>428517032 >>428517164 >>428517281 >>428518110 >>428518409 >> >>428521906 >>428522539 >>428523975 >>428525174 >>428525717 >>428525791 >>428526156 >>428526292 >> >>428533210 I don't think this movie resonate with non-Europeans like it does with us. 05/27/23(Sat)23:18:12 No.428514593 Anonymous (ID: NONKJCSY >>428523905 >>428526349 >>428528454 >>428514557 (OP) im black and i resonated with aragorn Anonymous (ID: zdUP6U2B 05/27/23(Sat)23:19:08 No.428514655 >>428514557 (OP) Obviously not. The meaning of the movie is deep rooted in Western esoterism. Anonymous (ID: q75Td4k8) 05/27/23(Sat)23:28:41 No.428515497 >>428516539 >>428520273 >>428515497 >>428514593 arwen and her baby's daddy aragone >>428517649
e: 1684511656172058.jpg (2.42 MB, 1978x2936) HA THE MODE OF THE S Anonymous (ID: PhKQzctz 05/27/23(Sat)23:17:36 No.428514557 >>428514593 >>428 >>428516460 >>428516779 >>428516908 >>428517032 >>428517164 >>428517281 >>428518110 >>428518409 >> >>428521906 >>428522539 >>428523975 >>428525174 >>428525717 >>428525791 >>428526156 >>428526292 >> >>428533210 I don't think this movie resonate with non-Europeans like it does with us. 05/27/23(Sat)23:18:12 No.428514593 Anonymous (ID: NONKJCSY >>428523905 >>428526349 >>428528454 >>428514557 (OP) im black and i resonated with aragorn Anonymous (ID: zdUP6U2B 05/27/23(Sat)23:19:08 No.428514655 >>428514557 (OP) Obviously not. The meaning of the movie is deep rooted in Western esoterism. Anonymous (ID: q75Td4k8) 05/27/23(Sat)23:28:41 No.428515497 >>428516539 >>428520273 >>428515497 >>428514593 arwen and her baby's daddy aragone >>428517649

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Anon visits the court...... | /r/Greentext

>be me >Police court >Need to go to a hearing, look at a fine of €500 >Get lawyer >Brings fine down to €200 >Billed €600 by lawyer Thanks I guess
>be me >Police court >Need to go to a hearing, look at a fine of €500 >Get lawyer >Brings fine down to €200 >Billed €600 by lawyer Thanks I guess

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