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Anonymous No.622798957 17 minutes ago I once pretended to have a psychotic episode and smashed a macbook with a bat to keep my brother and his fiancee from stumbling across pictures | photoshopped of her giving birth to me. S
Anonymous No.622798957 17 minutes ago I once pretended to have a psychotic episode and smashed a macbook with a bat to keep my brother and his fiancee from stumbling across pictures | photoshopped of her giving birth to me. S

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anon has his head in the ceiling fan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 27/9/2024, 5:57:56 pm > buy preowned title fight vinyl No.53952670 > it's practically mint apart from really heavy damage at the start of head in the ceiling fan i feel you random title fight fan 322 KB JPEG
Anonymous 27/9/2024, 5:57:56 pm > buy preowned title fight vinyl No.53952670 > it's practically mint apart from really heavy damage at the start of head in the ceiling fan i feel you random title fight fan 322 KB JPEG

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Anon tries Grandpa's special cake | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 334 KB PNG 09/26/24(Thu)22:37:34 No.690122605 >>690121251 # Sorta related >long time ago when I was 17 or 18 can't remember >My friends GF's grandpa made some edible sponge cake >this was the era when this s--- was still highly illegal especially in my red state where it still is >super concentrated edible the cake was real moist and tasted like strong oil >get super high >later start farting >smells like straight gas real dank >later take a s--- and the whole bathroom smells like f------ dank weed >meet friend yesterday and tell him about my farts and s--- >he had the same experience After 15 years on chronic use I gave it up living that sober life >>690122864 # : Anonymous >>690122605 # 09/26/24(Thu)22:40:34 No.690122864 My piss smells like vienna sausages right after eating a can Imao
Anonymous 334 KB PNG 09/26/24(Thu)22:37:34 No.690122605 >>690121251 # Sorta related >long time ago when I was 17 or 18 can't remember >My friends GF's grandpa made some edible sponge cake >this was the era when this s--- was still highly illegal especially in my red state where it still is >super concentrated edible the cake was real moist and tasted like strong oil >get super high >later start farting >smells like straight gas real dank >later take a s--- and the whole bathroom smells like f------ dank weed >meet friend yesterday and tell him about my farts and s--- >he had the same experience After 15 years on chronic use I gave it up living that sober life >>690122864 # : Anonymous >>690122605 # 09/26/24(Thu)22:40:34 No.690122864 My piss smells like vienna sausages right after eating a can Imao

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Greenland anon describes /int/ very well | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ✔ 09/27/24(Fri)00:57:16 No.202711344 Is he proud of his legacy? 104 KB JPG Anonymous 09/27/24(Fri)01:03:32 No.202711642 No i'm really not proud of this website anymore Anonymous 09/27/24(Fri)01:15:51 No.202712241 >>202711344 (OP) # Why did you make that thread on /int/ in your country? >>202712333 # >>202712418 # : Anonymous >>202712241 # Excuse me... >BIG BLACK CACK >WHITE >WHITE 09/27/24(Fri)01:17:48 No.202712333 >WOULD HE PASS A LOCAL IN UR COUNT?? >WHITE? >BI BLACK C00000000000000000000000CCKCCKKKKCK CK BIG F------ DARK D--- SO BIIIIIIIIG ANNNDDD DAAAARRRRRKKKKKKK PHHHALKLLLOOOSSSS >>202712384 # >>202712412 #
Anonymous ✔ 09/27/24(Fri)00:57:16 No.202711344 Is he proud of his legacy? 104 KB JPG Anonymous 09/27/24(Fri)01:03:32 No.202711642 No i'm really not proud of this website anymore Anonymous 09/27/24(Fri)01:15:51 No.202712241 >>202711344 (OP) # Why did you make that thread on /int/ in your country? >>202712333 # >>202712418 # : Anonymous >>202712241 # Excuse me... >BIG BLACK CACK >WHITE >WHITE 09/27/24(Fri)01:17:48 No.202712333 >WOULD HE PASS A LOCAL IN UR COUNT?? >WHITE? >BI BLACK C00000000000000000000000CCKCCKKKKCK CK BIG F------ DARK D--- SO BIIIIIIIIG ANNNDDD DAAAARRRRRKKKKKKK PHHHALKLLLOOOSSSS >>202712384 # >>202712412 #

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Anon makes you post the cat | /r/Greentext

: trunks Eucalyptus D--- 988 KB PNG on the new buzzy >hard as rocks What is this? 09/21/24(Sat)21:17:01 No.78888671 >be me >ex gf transitions, slices their t--- off, the whole nine >think about f------ their man p---- >makes me want to vomit >think about them re-transitioning into a woman and somehow having a big d--- now and me going to town
: trunks Eucalyptus D--- 988 KB PNG on the new buzzy >hard as rocks What is this? 09/21/24(Sat)21:17:01 No.78888671 >be me >ex gf transitions, slices their t--- off, the whole nine >think about f------ their man p---- >makes me want to vomit >think about them re-transitioning into a woman and somehow having a big d--- now and me going to town

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Good writing? | /r/Greentext

>Hag wears tight clothes meant for a younger woman Name a better anime trope.
>Hag wears tight clothes meant for a younger woman Name a better anime trope.

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Escort Group | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)07:04:53 No.16867586 Henry-Ford.jpg 222 KB JPG >did as much and more for the workers of the world as Lenin and Lenin >Lenin would agree with that statement >was also proven to be tarded in a court of law
: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)07:04:53 No.16867586 Henry-Ford.jpg 222 KB JPG >did as much and more for the workers of the world as Lenin and Lenin >Lenin would agree with that statement >was also proven to be tarded in a court of law

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Life is just a South Park Episode. | /r/Greentext

Put a chick in it and make her lame an gay. Put a chick in it and make her(...) 77 KB JPG 09/26/24(Thu)18:57:59 No.690104946 >be Sony executives >need to find a way to recover loses from Concorde >remember gamers really like Ghost of Tsushima >announce new Ghost of game >femoid protag >has person notorious for injecting their politics on the project >already telling people "don't like it, don't buy it" Is this game DOA anons?
Put a chick in it and make her lame an gay. Put a chick in it and make her(...) 77 KB JPG 09/26/24(Thu)18:57:59 No.690104946 >be Sony executives >need to find a way to recover loses from Concorde >remember gamers really like Ghost of Tsushima >announce new Ghost of game >femoid protag >has person notorious for injecting their politics on the project >already telling people "don't like it, don't buy it" Is this game DOA anons?

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Anon is wage slave | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (WALT 3R VOMITING) 24 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/26/24(Thu)04:42:51 No.78928951 >>78928951 (OP) # >10 hours at work >10 hours sleeping >4 hours just to feel alive How the f--- theses normies stay sane and do this s--- for 60 Years 09/26/24(Thu)04:44:26 No.78928961 We have gotten to the point where this .jpg is now being used on r9k by other f------ Walterposter won and it is you dumbasses fault >>78929173 #
: Anonymous (WALT 3R VOMITING) 24 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/26/24(Thu)04:42:51 No.78928951 >>78928951 (OP) # >10 hours at work >10 hours sleeping >4 hours just to feel alive How the f--- theses normies stay sane and do this s--- for 60 Years 09/26/24(Thu)04:44:26 No.78928961 We have gotten to the point where this .jpg is now being used on r9k by other f------ Walterposter won and it is you dumbasses fault >>78929173 #

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All The Crazy Prices | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/26/24(Thu)08:13:34 No.78932230 1.64 MB PNG >This was considered $1 in 1990
Anonymous 09/26/24(Thu)08:13:34 No.78932230 1.64 MB PNG >This was considered $1 in 1990

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Economics Blues | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 5RLBG3tp) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 09/26/24(Thu)08:02:32 No.482888095 This can't be right & Economist explains why Europeans are getting poorer... and happier 79K views • 22 hours ago 312 KB PNG >"Money can't buy happiness" >"I may be poorer than you, but at least I'm happier than you" Poverty is the key to happiness. That explains it. 11:56
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 5RLBG3tp) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 09/26/24(Thu)08:02:32 No.482888095 This can't be right & Economist explains why Europeans are getting poorer... and happier 79K views • 22 hours ago 312 KB PNG >"Money can't buy happiness" >"I may be poorer than you, but at least I'm happier than you" Poverty is the key to happiness. That explains it. 11:56

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Sobering up to reality | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: RL82EyJg How do people do it? 09/17/24(Tue)00:37:02 No.481913816 1726326551058530.png 29 KB PNG >be me >quit booze >quit weed >quit amphetamines Sobriety is suicide fuel
Anonymous (ID: RL82EyJg How do people do it? 09/17/24(Tue)00:37:02 No.481913816 1726326551058530.png 29 KB PNG >be me >quit booze >quit weed >quit amphetamines Sobriety is suicide fuel

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Internet Drama | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.26 MB GIF 09/26/24(Thu)06:51:47 No.78928807 >former friend in friend server says everyone there should kill themselves >find out context is that they posted gooner bait on xitter and wanted everyone to repost it, all while they were talking about something serious >they all cut her off in her attempts to apologize >I try to ask or find context that maybe it was just a mental breakdown or something >get called a bitch >they want me to join them in harassing her in a vc about the entire thing >I say its justified but I don't want to because mean >get called a white knight and they leave to go do it >join after a bit >not even 30 seconds pass before I leave guys im so f------ sorry but I just cant its so f------ mean, I genuinely almost cried when I joined because I didn't wanna join in, what the f--- is wrong with me.
: Anonymous 1.26 MB GIF 09/26/24(Thu)06:51:47 No.78928807 >former friend in friend server says everyone there should kill themselves >find out context is that they posted gooner bait on xitter and wanted everyone to repost it, all while they were talking about something serious >they all cut her off in her attempts to apologize >I try to ask or find context that maybe it was just a mental breakdown or something >get called a bitch >they want me to join them in harassing her in a vc about the entire thing >I say its justified but I don't want to because mean >get called a white knight and they leave to go do it >join after a bit >not even 30 seconds pass before I leave guys im so f------ sorry but I just cant its so f------ mean, I genuinely almost cried when I joined because I didn't wanna join in, what the f--- is wrong with me.

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Anon lowers his expectations | /r/Greentext

Anonymous & STATE × OF PLAY 09/24/24(Tue)19:18:49 No.689877258 1005 KB PNG >men enjoyed this too much >time to add girl power!
Anonymous & STATE × OF PLAY 09/24/24(Tue)19:18:49 No.689877258 1005 KB PNG >men enjoyed this too much >time to add girl power!

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I wonder if their actions keep them up at night | /r/Greentext

terrorist.png 459 KB PNG >blows up a million public sector workers WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO000000
terrorist.png 459 KB PNG >blows up a million public sector workers WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO000000

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You're helping the bailout by buying | /r/Greentext

Anonymous B Fly 09/24/24(Tue)11:00:55 No.689825023 PS2 PS3 PS4 PSSPSS Payton 2.45 MB PNG >$800 A reminder buying a PS5 Pro means that you're buying 5 copies of Concord it is $300 higher so that they recover from that flop
Anonymous B Fly 09/24/24(Tue)11:00:55 No.689825023 PS2 PS3 PS4 PSSPSS Payton 2.45 MB PNG >$800 A reminder buying a PS5 Pro means that you're buying 5 copies of Concord it is $300 higher so that they recover from that flop

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Anon has a girlfriend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 295 KB PNG 12/15/21(Wed)15:04:47 No.66575792 >girl I've been paying $600 a month to be my girlfriend says she's caught feelings for me and has started refusing my money >gave me back $1800 out of the $3000 I've paid so far >says she'll give me back the rest when she gets the money >wants to see me more often now What do I do now? Anonymous >>66575792 (OP) >What do I do now? enjoy your gf for free? 12/15/21(Wed)15:07:20 No.66575822
Anonymous 295 KB PNG 12/15/21(Wed)15:04:47 No.66575792 >girl I've been paying $600 a month to be my girlfriend says she's caught feelings for me and has started refusing my money >gave me back $1800 out of the $3000 I've paid so far >says she'll give me back the rest when she gets the money >wants to see me more often now What do I do now? Anonymous >>66575792 (OP) >What do I do now? enjoy your gf for free? 12/15/21(Wed)15:07:20 No.66575822

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anon is a history buff | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 24 KB PNG >come back 09/25/24(Wed)10:12:02 No.924988264 >be me >order Kriegsmarine flag from some website, 70 usd >hang it up next to Kriegsmarine warship collection >grandfather killed nazis and s--- during ww2, have disclaimer that it is for historical display only >go to college >maintenance found the model bismarck, Kriegsmarine flag, and Maus while doing some work >reports me to head of dorm >mfw have to throw out 1k usd collection or be expelled >whatever, can just buy more >go back to flag site, buy Japanese Battle Flag, Italian War Flag, and NATO Flag, as well as my f------ kriegsmarine flag >"you offended people with it" >mfw history isn't allowed >tells me the current flag of Germany is banned too, not even a swastika it's the german eagle from amazon >meanwhile other flags that are MORE offensive are fine >mfw what the f---, I f------ hate this f------ s---. My last college didn't care, yet retardville university does care. "Wahhhh you're offending the Jews, they need respect too!"
: Anonymous 24 KB PNG >come back 09/25/24(Wed)10:12:02 No.924988264 >be me >order Kriegsmarine flag from some website, 70 usd >hang it up next to Kriegsmarine warship collection >grandfather killed nazis and s--- during ww2, have disclaimer that it is for historical display only >go to college >maintenance found the model bismarck, Kriegsmarine flag, and Maus while doing some work >reports me to head of dorm >mfw have to throw out 1k usd collection or be expelled >whatever, can just buy more >go back to flag site, buy Japanese Battle Flag, Italian War Flag, and NATO Flag, as well as my f------ kriegsmarine flag >"you offended people with it" >mfw history isn't allowed >tells me the current flag of Germany is banned too, not even a swastika it's the german eagle from amazon >meanwhile other flags that are MORE offensive are fine >mfw what the f---, I f------ hate this f------ s---. My last college didn't care, yet retardville university does care. "Wahhhh you're offending the Jews, they need respect too!"

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runs in the family | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 266 KB PNG 09/25/24(Wed)13:09:03 No.78922459 >At 8yo my dad gets caught cheating on Mom with another dude >He leaves and is never heard from since >At 19 I told Mom I was gay and she kicked me out because of what dad did >Found a sugar daddy to live with >He's super kinky and introduces me to some wild stuff >Two years later he died from a heart attack and I have to take care of his possessions and such. >Written will says most of it is supposed to go to his living son >Ask lawyer about it because I didn't know he had a son >"Yeah, some kid from (my hometown)." >MFFW I did the most disgustingly insane sex acts with my biological father Thanks for the house, dad.
Anonymous 266 KB PNG 09/25/24(Wed)13:09:03 No.78922459 >At 8yo my dad gets caught cheating on Mom with another dude >He leaves and is never heard from since >At 19 I told Mom I was gay and she kicked me out because of what dad did >Found a sugar daddy to live with >He's super kinky and introduces me to some wild stuff >Two years later he died from a heart attack and I have to take care of his possessions and such. >Written will says most of it is supposed to go to his living son >Ask lawyer about it because I didn't know he had a son >"Yeah, some kid from (my hometown)." >MFFW I did the most disgustingly insane sex acts with my biological father Thanks for the house, dad.

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Anon on Reddit Logic | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: LexPzpSV Settings Mobile Home 09/25/24(Wed)06:45:21 No.482779589 Bringing a kid onstage at a rally after two assassination attempts. Grandson 23K 2.3K Share 391 KB PNG >People want to kill Trump >Trump is the bad guy TRUMP VANCE TRUMI
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: LexPzpSV Settings Mobile Home 09/25/24(Wed)06:45:21 No.482779589 Bringing a kid onstage at a rally after two assassination attempts. Grandson 23K 2.3K Share 391 KB PNG >People want to kill Trump >Trump is the bad guy TRUMP VANCE TRUMI

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