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anon goes to japan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 21 KB JPG 07/25/18 (Wed)23:56:34 No.47064516 >be white >go to japan >women aren't actually throwing themselves at me f--- you guys, why did you lie?
: Anonymous 21 KB JPG 07/25/18 (Wed)23:56:34 No.47064516 >be white >go to japan >women aren't actually throwing themselves at me f--- you guys, why did you lie?

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Anon joined the dark side. | /r/Greentext

ILOVE C--- Test Anonymous 01/21/23(Sat)21:11:23 No.28170261 [Reply] First time on 4 chan. Testing how this crap works. >be me >have massive c--- >alpha sigma gigachad I'm from reddit
ILOVE C--- Test Anonymous 01/21/23(Sat)21:11:23 No.28170261 [Reply] First time on 4 chan. Testing how this crap works. >be me >have massive c--- >alpha sigma gigachad I'm from reddit

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anon loses his virginity for the first time | /r/Greentext

ne. pepe nen.jpg (65 KD, 640X640) ■ Anonymous (ID: XmcTKEGY) 01/21/23(Sat)12:13:23 No.16891092 ► >with group of friends >one of them happens to be a women >shes drinking chocolate milk >make a s----- joke >apparently funny enough for her to spit out chocolate milk >chocolate milk spit covers someone else head to torso >I got maybe 3 drops of chocolate milk spit on my knee cause I was sitting higher up at the right angle, evaporated in 45 seconds >got spat on by a women >got female DNA on me see you later virgins
ne. pepe nen.jpg (65 KD, 640X640) ■ Anonymous (ID: XmcTKEGY) 01/21/23(Sat)12:13:23 No.16891092 ► >with group of friends >one of them happens to be a women >shes drinking chocolate milk >make a s----- joke >apparently funny enough for her to spit out chocolate milk >chocolate milk spit covers someone else head to torso >I got maybe 3 drops of chocolate milk spit on my knee cause I was sitting higher up at the right angle, evaporated in 45 seconds >got spat on by a women >got female DNA on me see you later virgins

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Where all the nude neanderthal ghosts at? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 169 KB PNG : Anonymous >>64778808 (OP) # >billions and billions of dead people >not even one tiny bit of evidence that ghosts exist : Anonymous >best we have is security cam footage of a door opening on its own LILF 07/31/21(Sat)07:37:09 No.64778808 >GHOSTS ARE NOT F------ REAL OTHERWISE WE'D HAVE SCIENTIFIC PROOF 1.23 MB GIF 07/31/21 (Sat)07:38:42 No.64778818 >>64779679 # 07/31/21 (Sat)09:47:04 No.64779657 >Ghosts don't like the wild, they feel more comfortable indoors for some reason >they can fly anywhere they want but they stay within the boundaries of the wooden walls of a house >humans have been living and dying since 200,000 BC but somehow every ghost is dressed in Victorian era clothing >not one neolithic ghost in a burlap tunic ever seen
: Anonymous 169 KB PNG : Anonymous >>64778808 (OP) # >billions and billions of dead people >not even one tiny bit of evidence that ghosts exist : Anonymous >best we have is security cam footage of a door opening on its own LILF 07/31/21(Sat)07:37:09 No.64778808 >GHOSTS ARE NOT F------ REAL OTHERWISE WE'D HAVE SCIENTIFIC PROOF 1.23 MB GIF 07/31/21 (Sat)07:38:42 No.64778818 >>64779679 # 07/31/21 (Sat)09:47:04 No.64779657 >Ghosts don't like the wild, they feel more comfortable indoors for some reason >they can fly anywhere they want but they stay within the boundaries of the wooden walls of a house >humans have been living and dying since 200,000 BC but somehow every ghost is dressed in Victorian era clothing >not one neolithic ghost in a burlap tunic ever seen

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Anon has a realization | /r/Greentext

128,0 kB PNG >playing a single player shooter game >spend the entire playthrough hoarding all the primo ammo types and never using them >only use the s-------- weapons and ammo because "I might need the good stuff later" >complete the final mission >suddenly realize I got through the whole game without ever having fun with the coolest weapons in it >realize I'm doing the same thing with my actual life
128,0 kB PNG >playing a single player shooter game >spend the entire playthrough hoarding all the primo ammo types and never using them >only use the s-------- weapons and ammo because "I might need the good stuff later" >complete the final mission >suddenly realize I got through the whole game without ever having fun with the coolest weapons in it >realize I'm doing the same thing with my actual life

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Anon gets bodied, bro. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 44 KB JPG 01/21/23(Sat)21:46:25 No.71918051 >eat indian curry >hour later >heart randomly starts beating fast, chest burning, skin gets cold but hot like a fever, stomach ache >take s--- hunched over on toilet in pain >stops >today >same thing happens >s--- >stops again what did they put in that bros 01/21/23(Sat)21:47:14 No.71918058 : Anonymous >>71918051 (OP) # kek, now you understand why they have to s--- in the street all the time. : Anonymous >>71918051 (OP) # Meanwhile me >Get Indian food >Get it full blast spice >Carbohydrate coma because of all the rice and naan 01/21/23(Sat)21:55:06 No.71918122 >Next morning take a nice and solid s--- >Fast. Not too hard or soft. Huge. Get f------ bodied bro
: Anonymous 44 KB JPG 01/21/23(Sat)21:46:25 No.71918051 >eat indian curry >hour later >heart randomly starts beating fast, chest burning, skin gets cold but hot like a fever, stomach ache >take s--- hunched over on toilet in pain >stops >today >same thing happens >s--- >stops again what did they put in that bros 01/21/23(Sat)21:47:14 No.71918058 : Anonymous >>71918051 (OP) # kek, now you understand why they have to s--- in the street all the time. : Anonymous >>71918051 (OP) # Meanwhile me >Get Indian food >Get it full blast spice >Carbohydrate coma because of all the rice and naan 01/21/23(Sat)21:55:06 No.71918122 >Next morning take a nice and solid s--- >Fast. Not too hard or soft. Huge. Get f------ bodied bro

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Anon takes a shit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/21/23(Sat)20:07:22 No.179553897 >be me >work at corporate job >it's progressive so we have unisex bathroom >have IBS so I take frequent bathroom breaks 82 KB JPG >always get self conscious about the noises I make and try to be quick and quiet and make sure no one is in there when I go >one day I see a qt female coworker go into a stall after I'm about to leave >she's grunting and farting up a storm in the stall >think she has IBS too so I take my time washing my hands so I can start up some small talk when she gets out >she comes out of the stall to wash her hands and I say to her "you too, huh?" >she looks confused so I explain about how I have IBS >she didn't say much and leaves quickly >a week later HR calls me in to yell at me because I "harassed a female employee and made her uncomfortable" man I f------ hate women so much bros >>179553962 # >>179554060 # >>179554063 # >>179554096 # >>179554109 # >>179554176 # >>179554224 # >>179554238 # >>179554289 # >>179554292 # >>179554300 # >>179554302 # >>179554355 # >>179554400 # >>179554408 # >>179554414 # >>179554450 # >>179554480 # >>179554561 # >>179554576 # >>179554749 # >>179554761 # >>179554805 # >>179554878 # >>179554947 # >>179554970 # >>179555071 # >>179555076 # >>179555171 # >>179555237 # >>179555350 # >>179555405 # >>179555636 # >>179555871 # >>179555964 # >>179556027 # >>179556076 # >>179556077 # >>179556080 # >>179556105 #
: Anonymous 01/21/23(Sat)20:07:22 No.179553897 >be me >work at corporate job >it's progressive so we have unisex bathroom >have IBS so I take frequent bathroom breaks 82 KB JPG >always get self conscious about the noises I make and try to be quick and quiet and make sure no one is in there when I go >one day I see a qt female coworker go into a stall after I'm about to leave >she's grunting and farting up a storm in the stall >think she has IBS too so I take my time washing my hands so I can start up some small talk when she gets out >she comes out of the stall to wash her hands and I say to her "you too, huh?" >she looks confused so I explain about how I have IBS >she didn't say much and leaves quickly >a week later HR calls me in to yell at me because I "harassed a female employee and made her uncomfortable" man I f------ hate women so much bros >>179553962 # >>179554060 # >>179554063 # >>179554096 # >>179554109 # >>179554176 # >>179554224 # >>179554238 # >>179554289 # >>179554292 # >>179554300 # >>179554302 # >>179554355 # >>179554400 # >>179554408 # >>179554414 # >>179554450 # >>179554480 # >>179554561 # >>179554576 # >>179554749 # >>179554761 # >>179554805 # >>179554878 # >>179554947 # >>179554970 # >>179555071 # >>179555076 # >>179555171 # >>179555237 # >>179555350 # >>179555405 # >>179555636 # >>179555871 # >>179555964 # >>179556027 # >>179556076 # >>179556077 # >>179556080 # >>179556105 #

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Wagie-bait | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/21/23(Sat) 19:06:46 No.893044459 Sluttery.jpg 51 KB JPG WHAT ACT OF SLUTTERY IS THIS? >be me twenty minutes ago >waging >minding own business not touching kids >not ogling kids >manager's daughter who is routinely around drops something >bends down >black yoga/legging material >holds position for like 5 seconds in front of me >have to actively look at the ceiling to get it out of my periphery. I'm just trying to live a normal life. >>893044644 # >>893045116 #
Anonymous 01/21/23(Sat) 19:06:46 No.893044459 Sluttery.jpg 51 KB JPG WHAT ACT OF SLUTTERY IS THIS? >be me twenty minutes ago >waging >minding own business not touching kids >not ogling kids >manager's daughter who is routinely around drops something >bends down >black yoga/legging material >holds position for like 5 seconds in front of me >have to actively look at the ceiling to get it out of my periphery. I'm just trying to live a normal life. >>893044644 # >>893045116 #

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Anon has tired hands | /r/Greentext

File: A0ADB26C-CC64-487B-8407-C(...).jpg (52 KB, 805x1024) Will well T Anonymous 01/22/23(Sun)11:35:53 No.893039657 >>893039762 >spend entire life working hard saving money >finally have enough money to attract big tiddy mommy gf >hands are too rough and callused to make out the details of her soft breasts Life is cruel like that sometimes >> Anonymous 01/22/23(Sun)11:38:00 No.893039762 >>893039657 (OP) have you tried regularly using lotion? You know, besides for fapping
File: A0ADB26C-CC64-487B-8407-C(...).jpg (52 KB, 805x1024) Will well T Anonymous 01/22/23(Sun)11:35:53 No.893039657 >>893039762 >spend entire life working hard saving money >finally have enough money to attract big tiddy mommy gf >hands are too rough and callused to make out the details of her soft breasts Life is cruel like that sometimes >> Anonymous 01/22/23(Sun)11:38:00 No.893039762 >>893039657 (OP) have you tried regularly using lotion? You know, besides for fapping

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Amer-anons hate to lose | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 58 KB JPG Anonymous 07/12/19(Fri)00:15:05 No.53328488 Why can't Americans lose weight? 07/12/19 (Fri)00:15:57 No.53328504 >>53328488 Losing weight involves losing. Americans never lose
Anonymous 58 KB JPG Anonymous 07/12/19(Fri)00:15:05 No.53328488 Why can't Americans lose weight? 07/12/19 (Fri)00:15:57 No.53328504 >>53328488 Losing weight involves losing. Americans never lose

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Anon is confident. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >nintendo fan >gay pride shirt >manlet checks out >>624976589 # 01/20/23(Fri)17:12:35 No.624976309 : Anonymous >>624976309 # At least he's confident. That's more than you've got anon. Anonymous 01/20/23(Fri)17:15:59 No.624976589 >>624976704 # >>624976961 # Anonymous 01/20/23(Fri)17:16:43 No.624976664 01/20/23(Fri)17:17:04 No.624976704 >>624976589 # I'm confident I'm not going to hell when I die. >>624976763 # >>624976769 # >>624976983 # >>624977009 # >>624977059 # >>624978145 # >>624978349 #
Anonymous >nintendo fan >gay pride shirt >manlet checks out >>624976589 # 01/20/23(Fri)17:12:35 No.624976309 : Anonymous >>624976309 # At least he's confident. That's more than you've got anon. Anonymous 01/20/23(Fri)17:15:59 No.624976589 >>624976704 # >>624976961 # Anonymous 01/20/23(Fri)17:16:43 No.624976664 01/20/23(Fri)17:17:04 No.624976704 >>624976589 # I'm confident I'm not going to hell when I die. >>624976763 # >>624976769 # >>624976983 # >>624977009 # >>624977059 # >>624978145 # >>624978349 #

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Anon gets married | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.623065567 4 minutes ago >be 23 >marry hot chick cougar who's husband died >rebound sex was cray >she has daughter my age >my single dad thinks my wife's daughter is a fox >wtfdad.jpg >they date for a few months and get married. >my stepdaughter is now my stepmother >my father is my son in law. >w--.exe >have kid with cougar wife >dad has kid with my stepdaughter >my baby became a brother in law to dad >my baby is now my uncle >Jerry springer.PNG >my dad's kid is my sister and my stepdaughters baby thus my grandchild >my wife is my step-mothers mother who is now a grandma to my new half-sibling >I am married to my grandma >I am my own grandpa.
Anonymous No.623065567 4 minutes ago >be 23 >marry hot chick cougar who's husband died >rebound sex was cray >she has daughter my age >my single dad thinks my wife's daughter is a fox >wtfdad.jpg >they date for a few months and get married. >my stepdaughter is now my stepmother >my father is my son in law. >w--.exe >have kid with cougar wife >dad has kid with my stepdaughter >my baby became a brother in law to dad >my baby is now my uncle >Jerry springer.PNG >my dad's kid is my sister and my stepdaughters baby thus my grandchild >my wife is my step-mothers mother who is now a grandma to my new half-sibling >I am married to my grandma >I am my own grandpa.

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anon hates jews | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/22/23(Sun)02:11:03 No.893033360 Bros, I just found out that the woman I met is Jewish. I met her 3 weeks ago and today we went on a date again, I saw her wearing the necklace with the Star of David and I asked her, she confirmed that she is of Jewish origin and I asked her to tell me more. And then when she started to tell it got to the moment where she said that her parents knew a family that survived the holocaust, in that moment I had a fight against my mind not to start questioning and saying things that would make her sure never see me again. What can I do? I really started to like her It's over 54 KB JPG 01/22/23(Sun)02:15:19 No.893033610 : Anonymous >>893033360 (OP) # Get that p----, and then leave.
: Anonymous 01/22/23(Sun)02:11:03 No.893033360 Bros, I just found out that the woman I met is Jewish. I met her 3 weeks ago and today we went on a date again, I saw her wearing the necklace with the Star of David and I asked her, she confirmed that she is of Jewish origin and I asked her to tell me more. And then when she started to tell it got to the moment where she said that her parents knew a family that survived the holocaust, in that moment I had a fight against my mind not to start questioning and saying things that would make her sure never see me again. What can I do? I really started to like her It's over 54 KB JPG 01/22/23(Sun)02:15:19 No.893033610 : Anonymous >>893033360 (OP) # Get that p----, and then leave.

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Anon experienced childhood trauma | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/14/23(Sat)16:23:31 No.2525109 >be me, in third grade >be a fun and outgoing kid >girl I've been crushing on was arranged to sit next to me for the entirety of third grade >become good friends with her 20 KB JPG >life's good >one day my group of buddies ask me which girl I like >thought I could trust them so I actually tell them >they IMMEDIATELY run to class to announce to everyone that I like the girl >she moves to sit with another boy the next day >friendship with said girl ruined and we rarely talk to eachother after that >become "the quiet kid" for the rest of my life
: Anonymous 01/14/23(Sat)16:23:31 No.2525109 >be me, in third grade >be a fun and outgoing kid >girl I've been crushing on was arranged to sit next to me for the entirety of third grade >become good friends with her 20 KB JPG >life's good >one day my group of buddies ask me which girl I like >thought I could trust them so I actually tell them >they IMMEDIATELY run to class to announce to everyone that I like the girl >she moves to sit with another boy the next day >friendship with said girl ruined and we rarely talk to eachother after that >become "the quiet kid" for the rest of my life

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USA! USA! USA! | /r/Greentext

Thurst YELLO Pa >flying from Europe to New York >a bunch of Americans coming home from vacation >about half the plane had to pay for two seats because they couldn't fit in one >they ate every single peanut on the plane and started demanding cheeseburgers >everyone clapped when the plane landed >as they exited the plane, people were getting out their wallets >make my way to the door >everyone is tipping the pilot >a clock chimes 8 bong >everyone starts clapping again >don't have any money out >pilot blocks the door and asks "where's my tip?" >hand him a 5 euro note >he says, "you some kind of f----- commie here to steal my freedom?" >say "no, we don't use dollars in Europe" >he throws me off the plane >everyone claps >the flight marshal fires his gun into the air and shouts YEEHAW >the clapping intensifies >someone starts to cheer USA! USA! USA!, soon the whole plane joins in >quietly walk into the airport >the terminal is completely lined in fast food >notice a man sitting at a table with five quadruple cheeseburgers on his tray, a mountain of fries, a 5 gallon bucket of cola, and grease dripping down his arm >walk towards the exit
Thurst YELLO Pa >flying from Europe to New York >a bunch of Americans coming home from vacation >about half the plane had to pay for two seats because they couldn't fit in one >they ate every single peanut on the plane and started demanding cheeseburgers >everyone clapped when the plane landed >as they exited the plane, people were getting out their wallets >make my way to the door >everyone is tipping the pilot >a clock chimes 8 bong >everyone starts clapping again >don't have any money out >pilot blocks the door and asks "where's my tip?" >hand him a 5 euro note >he says, "you some kind of f----- commie here to steal my freedom?" >say "no, we don't use dollars in Europe" >he throws me off the plane >everyone claps >the flight marshal fires his gun into the air and shouts YEEHAW >the clapping intensifies >someone starts to cheer USA! USA! USA!, soon the whole plane joins in >quietly walk into the airport >the terminal is completely lined in fast food >notice a man sitting at a table with five quadruple cheeseburgers on his tray, a mountain of fries, a 5 gallon bucket of cola, and grease dripping down his arm >walk towards the exit

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anon doesn't like andrew taint | /r/Greentext

File: tate.png (252 KB, 603x484) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] Autol ■ andrew taint Anonymous (ID: OclajYDL) 01/21/23(Sat)09:40:20 No.16889111 ► >be Andrew Tate >become rich after scamming lonely men using camgirls and manipulation tactics against them >gather online cult of lonely men who think you actually give one about men's rights Imfao >brag about f------ 16 year olds while larping as a baysed anti-p--- men's rights guy >make online university where you teach lonely men that the best way to be a real man is by being rich and having many vehicles, unironic 7-year-old understanding of wealth >say that being a real man is buying cool stuff and bragging to other men about how manly you are by being rich >get arrested by Romanian Government due to Sex trafficking charges after you made a video responding to a child online that made an incredibly milquetoast joke about you >whine about the matrix going after you for being too manly >literal millions of men are on your side, couple thousand protested in Athens cause you got arrested how do men fall for this? he's literally the opposite of the masculine independence larp he goes on about [Post a Reply]
File: tate.png (252 KB, 603x484) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] Autol ■ andrew taint Anonymous (ID: OclajYDL) 01/21/23(Sat)09:40:20 No.16889111 ► >be Andrew Tate >become rich after scamming lonely men using camgirls and manipulation tactics against them >gather online cult of lonely men who think you actually give one about men's rights Imfao >brag about f------ 16 year olds while larping as a baysed anti-p--- men's rights guy >make online university where you teach lonely men that the best way to be a real man is by being rich and having many vehicles, unironic 7-year-old understanding of wealth >say that being a real man is buying cool stuff and bragging to other men about how manly you are by being rich >get arrested by Romanian Government due to Sex trafficking charges after you made a video responding to a child online that made an incredibly milquetoast joke about you >whine about the matrix going after you for being too manly >literal millions of men are on your side, couple thousand protested in Athens cause you got arrested how do men fall for this? he's literally the opposite of the masculine independence larp he goes on about [Post a Reply]

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Anon asks a philosophical question | /r/Greentext

⠀ Is it cheating if your girlfriend sleeps with other girls? Is it cheating if your girlfri(...) 1.2 MB JPG 01/21/23(Sat)00:11:18 No.71902556 >my best friend's girlfriend is bisexual and she prefers women. He is short, has a very feminine face, and he has practically no body hair. If he grew out his hair he would probably pass as a girl. >he told me that he allows his girlfriend to sleep with other women but she is not allowed to sleep with other men. >it is sort of like an open relationship where his gf can sleep with other women but he can't sleep with other women unless she is present >they sometimes have threesomes or foursomes together with him, his gf, and whatever girl his girlfriend is sleeping with but like 90% of the time it is either them as a couple or his girlfriend is sleeping with another girl. I don't really view him as a cuckhold because there isn't another man imposing their dominance on him. In some ways I am envious of his life because he gets to have threesomes or foursomes with multiple women. However, he also has to live with his gf leaving in the middle of night to f--- her female FWBS and other girls that she is hooking up with. Is he living the life or is he a cuck?
⠀ Is it cheating if your girlfriend sleeps with other girls? Is it cheating if your girlfri(...) 1.2 MB JPG 01/21/23(Sat)00:11:18 No.71902556 >my best friend's girlfriend is bisexual and she prefers women. He is short, has a very feminine face, and he has practically no body hair. If he grew out his hair he would probably pass as a girl. >he told me that he allows his girlfriend to sleep with other women but she is not allowed to sleep with other men. >it is sort of like an open relationship where his gf can sleep with other women but he can't sleep with other women unless she is present >they sometimes have threesomes or foursomes together with him, his gf, and whatever girl his girlfriend is sleeping with but like 90% of the time it is either them as a couple or his girlfriend is sleeping with another girl. I don't really view him as a cuckhold because there isn't another man imposing their dominance on him. In some ways I am envious of his life because he gets to have threesomes or foursomes with multiple women. However, he also has to live with his gf leaving in the middle of night to f--- her female FWBS and other girls that she is hooking up with. Is he living the life or is he a cuck?

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Anon tells a fib | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Give up on getting a GF 01/21/23(Sat)12:51:45 No.71912602 298 KB JPG I have finally given up on the dream of getting a GF. Now, I: >Exercise not for the prospect of getting a GF or for women, but to better myself and because I genuinely enjoy jt >Quit p--- and m----------- entirely >Spend time I would've used on p--- on other much more productive things >Study a lot more and focus more at Uni >Go on more regular walks and appreciate nature >Feel less self pity about my looks and just generally care less that I'm ugly I will die alone, and so will you. But now, I care more about making my family, and myself happy. I'm genuinely happy in the first time in a long while. You should do the same. : Anonymous 01/21/23(Sat)12:52:45 No.71912614 you didn't do any of those things. the fact that you're /here/ gives lie to every one of those statements.
: Anonymous Give up on getting a GF 01/21/23(Sat)12:51:45 No.71912602 298 KB JPG I have finally given up on the dream of getting a GF. Now, I: >Exercise not for the prospect of getting a GF or for women, but to better myself and because I genuinely enjoy jt >Quit p--- and m----------- entirely >Spend time I would've used on p--- on other much more productive things >Study a lot more and focus more at Uni >Go on more regular walks and appreciate nature >Feel less self pity about my looks and just generally care less that I'm ugly I will die alone, and so will you. But now, I care more about making my family, and myself happy. I'm genuinely happy in the first time in a long while. You should do the same. : Anonymous 01/21/23(Sat)12:52:45 No.71912614 you didn't do any of those things. the fact that you're /here/ gives lie to every one of those statements.

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Anon was raped | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 106 KB JPG 01/21/23(Sat)16:46:20 No.179525412 >NO >NO OH MY GOD NO >DO NOT RIDE MY PENIS WHILE WEARING THAT SCHOOLGIRL OUTFIT >YOU'RE TORTURING ME >WELL GO AHEAD I CAN TAKE IT YOU'LL NEVER BREAK ME >NO... >OHGODNO >YOU PROBABLY ARE GOING TO RIM MY ANUS NOW TOO, HUH? >PROBABLY BROUGHT SOME DIAPERS WITH YOU TO WEAR, WHILE YOU TWO MAKE OUT, IS THAT IT? >I'M A MIDDLE AGED MAN YOU SICK 19 YEAR- OLD HOT TEEN F---- >YEAH YOU'RE GONNA RIDE MY C--- AND THEN PROBABLY SCISSOR WHILE WEARING DIAPERS, IS THAT IT? >YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA HAVE ONE OF YOU TO PRETEND TO BABYSIT THE OTHER AND THEN SUCK ON THE BRUNETTE'S T------ AND GET A SPANKING FOR BEING NAUGHTY, YOU MONSTER >AND IF YOU NEED TO GO GET THE DIAPERS MY KEYS ARE ON THE BEDSIDE TABLE AND MY CREDIT CARD IS PROBABLY IN THE RIGHT BACK POCKET OF MY JEANS YOU BITCH >DO NOT DO THAT >DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH ME AND EACH OTHER IN F------ DIAPERS >N00000000000000000000
: Anonymous 106 KB JPG 01/21/23(Sat)16:46:20 No.179525412 >NO >NO OH MY GOD NO >DO NOT RIDE MY PENIS WHILE WEARING THAT SCHOOLGIRL OUTFIT >YOU'RE TORTURING ME >WELL GO AHEAD I CAN TAKE IT YOU'LL NEVER BREAK ME >NO... >OHGODNO >YOU PROBABLY ARE GOING TO RIM MY ANUS NOW TOO, HUH? >PROBABLY BROUGHT SOME DIAPERS WITH YOU TO WEAR, WHILE YOU TWO MAKE OUT, IS THAT IT? >I'M A MIDDLE AGED MAN YOU SICK 19 YEAR- OLD HOT TEEN F---- >YEAH YOU'RE GONNA RIDE MY C--- AND THEN PROBABLY SCISSOR WHILE WEARING DIAPERS, IS THAT IT? >YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA HAVE ONE OF YOU TO PRETEND TO BABYSIT THE OTHER AND THEN SUCK ON THE BRUNETTE'S T------ AND GET A SPANKING FOR BEING NAUGHTY, YOU MONSTER >AND IF YOU NEED TO GO GET THE DIAPERS MY KEYS ARE ON THE BEDSIDE TABLE AND MY CREDIT CARD IS PROBABLY IN THE RIGHT BACK POCKET OF MY JEANS YOU BITCH >DO NOT DO THAT >DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH ME AND EACH OTHER IN F------ DIAPERS >N00000000000000000000

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: Anonymous Top 10 world wars 174 KB JPG 4. 3. World War II 2. 1. World War I 01/17/23(Tue)00:16:51 No.892773093 > top ten world wars 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. Thanks for listening guys
: Anonymous Top 10 world wars 174 KB JPG 4. 3. World War II 2. 1. World War I 01/17/23(Tue)00:16:51 No.892773093 > top ten world wars 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. Thanks for listening guys

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