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Anonymous (ID: Aji/W78m 02/23/23(Thu)19:22:15 No.417377848 I like to tell people that 30 million jews died during the holocaust. If anyone says "wait what?" I call them a holocaust denier. If they say the numbers aren't believable, I tell them they are anti-semitic. I will also say that jews were lined up on the ground and run over with a steamroller by the thousands. If people don't keep a straight face or I shriek at them about how insensitive they are and how much they hurt jews. basically i am a holocaust accelerationist. i will push the story to the breaking point. >>417378054 # >>417378327 # >>417378441 # >>417378628 # >>417378722 # >>417378929 # >>417379889 # >>417381519 # >>417382810 # >>417383008 # >>417383044 # >>417383361 # >>417383366 # >>417383434 # >>417383472 #
Anonymous (ID: Aji/W78m 02/23/23(Thu)19:22:15 No.417377848 I like to tell people that 30 million jews died during the holocaust. If anyone says "wait what?" I call them a holocaust denier. If they say the numbers aren't believable, I tell them they are anti-semitic. I will also say that jews were lined up on the ground and run over with a steamroller by the thousands. If people don't keep a straight face or I shriek at them about how insensitive they are and how much they hurt jews. basically i am a holocaust accelerationist. i will push the story to the breaking point. >>417378054 # >>417378327 # >>417378441 # >>417378628 # >>417378722 # >>417378929 # >>417379889 # >>417381519 # >>417382810 # >>417383008 # >>417383044 # >>417383361 # >>417383366 # >>417383434 # >>417383472 #

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Anon's Choice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 424 KB JPG 08/19/24(Mon) 10:29:12 No.41334332 >Let me spell it out for you Anonymous. Unless you marry me, you are going to die from old age. You will suffer from cancer or dementia, most certainly becoming weaker and less active as the months go by for decades and decades until finally you're buried in the ground somewhere. Immortality is the only answer to suffering. : Anonymous ע. 08/19/24(Mon) 10:36:38 No.41334339 >>41334332 (OP) # >"Girls, Celestia was replaced by Chrysalis again! Quick, gather the Elements of Harmony!" 1.9 MB GIF : Anonymous >>41334332 (OP) # 08/19/24(Mon) 11:00:24 No.41334401 I will not pass up a chance to be with my waifu Celestia forever. Anonymous >>41334332 (OP) # 08/19/24(Mon) 11:02:14 No.41334406 >boop
: Anonymous 424 KB JPG 08/19/24(Mon) 10:29:12 No.41334332 >Let me spell it out for you Anonymous. Unless you marry me, you are going to die from old age. You will suffer from cancer or dementia, most certainly becoming weaker and less active as the months go by for decades and decades until finally you're buried in the ground somewhere. Immortality is the only answer to suffering. : Anonymous ע. 08/19/24(Mon) 10:36:38 No.41334339 >>41334332 (OP) # >"Girls, Celestia was replaced by Chrysalis again! Quick, gather the Elements of Harmony!" 1.9 MB GIF : Anonymous >>41334332 (OP) # 08/19/24(Mon) 11:00:24 No.41334401 I will not pass up a chance to be with my waifu Celestia forever. Anonymous >>41334332 (OP) # 08/19/24(Mon) 11:02:14 No.41334406 >boop

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Anon can see the future | /r/Greentext

File: flat,750x,075,f-pad, 750x1(...).jpg (106 KB, 750x1000) Anonymous (ID: bTmbk2bK 1 08/22/24(Thu)09:42:45 No.479194980 >>479195169 >>479195280 >>479195578 >>479199189 >>479195148 >>479195165 I did a shitload of peyote in the desert last night and I saw the future and it's a corporate controlled government within the next five years >Ads on phones/TVs require eye contact with the screen. Any deviation will pause the ad until you look again. >Cars will be 100% electric >Subscription based everything in them (Radio/seats/heated mirrors/sport mode) >Self driving only. No more humans >Cameras on TVs monitor what your reaction to shows/ads are >TV shows just become 99% product placement >Cars are all outfitted with speed sensors and cameras, will take photos of your license plate if you speed by and send it to the police for ticketing or the car itself will report you >Grocery stores will have electronic price tags and cameras/sensors that detect who is nearby, raising or lowering the price to whatever you are willing to pay >UBI is shot down, but Al takes a record number of jobs >Housing is bought up in record numbers and every house is eventually corporate owned >Small towns become corporate owned and become Amazon warehouse towns/Google towns/whatever the f--- else >Cell phones track where you are, and give you ads for businesses and items nearby >Dating apps start only matching people who are good capitalist spenders, and making sure that people against the overlords don't meet each other >If you don't pay the 10 cent plastic bag free at grocery stores, as soon as it hits $300 they send the police and charge you for theft >Can't steal anything from stores because of facial recognition >Everyone is microchipped for tracking even without a phone, but mostly to monitor medical things such as hunger and give you ads for food >Social credit score is real and the lower you are, the more you are targeted with ads and if you don't convert you're deep-faked doing a crime Screencap this as this is what God has shown me Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)09:44:17 No.479195118 >corporate controlled government That's not five years, that's like TR. >full electric car fleet Yeah, no, there's still too many bugs. >> ☐ Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)09:44:21 No.479195128 maybe it was a demon tempting you with happenings. Anonymous 1 08/22/24(Thu)09:44:32 No.479195148 >>479194980 (OP) Seems realistic.
File: flat,750x,075,f-pad, 750x1(...).jpg (106 KB, 750x1000) Anonymous (ID: bTmbk2bK 1 08/22/24(Thu)09:42:45 No.479194980 >>479195169 >>479195280 >>479195578 >>479199189 >>479195148 >>479195165 I did a shitload of peyote in the desert last night and I saw the future and it's a corporate controlled government within the next five years >Ads on phones/TVs require eye contact with the screen. Any deviation will pause the ad until you look again. >Cars will be 100% electric >Subscription based everything in them (Radio/seats/heated mirrors/sport mode) >Self driving only. No more humans >Cameras on TVs monitor what your reaction to shows/ads are >TV shows just become 99% product placement >Cars are all outfitted with speed sensors and cameras, will take photos of your license plate if you speed by and send it to the police for ticketing or the car itself will report you >Grocery stores will have electronic price tags and cameras/sensors that detect who is nearby, raising or lowering the price to whatever you are willing to pay >UBI is shot down, but Al takes a record number of jobs >Housing is bought up in record numbers and every house is eventually corporate owned >Small towns become corporate owned and become Amazon warehouse towns/Google towns/whatever the f--- else >Cell phones track where you are, and give you ads for businesses and items nearby >Dating apps start only matching people who are good capitalist spenders, and making sure that people against the overlords don't meet each other >If you don't pay the 10 cent plastic bag free at grocery stores, as soon as it hits $300 they send the police and charge you for theft >Can't steal anything from stores because of facial recognition >Everyone is microchipped for tracking even without a phone, but mostly to monitor medical things such as hunger and give you ads for food >Social credit score is real and the lower you are, the more you are targeted with ads and if you don't convert you're deep-faked doing a crime Screencap this as this is what God has shown me Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)09:44:17 No.479195118 >corporate controlled government That's not five years, that's like TR. >full electric car fleet Yeah, no, there's still too many bugs. >> ☐ Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)09:44:21 No.479195128 maybe it was a demon tempting you with happenings. Anonymous 1 08/22/24(Thu)09:44:32 No.479195148 >>479194980 (OP) Seems realistic.

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Anonette wastes her virginity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 125 KB JPG 08/22/24(Thu)17:10:38 No.78570468 >be virgin femanon, 21yo, 6/10, law student >fall for the "dont date chad" meme >get incel virgin neet boyfriend >hes super ungrateful to have me >constantly asking me to pay for s--- >sucks at sex, doesnt try to please me and keeps complaining if i dont do everything he wants >p--- addicted, once set some hentai girl as my profile picture on his contacts app >constantly whining about everything >constantly talking about what itll be like when he gets a "real" girlfriend >introduce him to my friends that know ive never dated, he asks "what do you think they think about me for dating you when youre not very successful with men? will they think im a loser?" >barely washes his hair >wears some ridiculous earmuffs in public, looks like a retard >no birthday gifts dont fall for it nonas, i wasted my virginity
: Anonymous 125 KB JPG 08/22/24(Thu)17:10:38 No.78570468 >be virgin femanon, 21yo, 6/10, law student >fall for the "dont date chad" meme >get incel virgin neet boyfriend >hes super ungrateful to have me >constantly asking me to pay for s--- >sucks at sex, doesnt try to please me and keeps complaining if i dont do everything he wants >p--- addicted, once set some hentai girl as my profile picture on his contacts app >constantly whining about everything >constantly talking about what itll be like when he gets a "real" girlfriend >introduce him to my friends that know ive never dated, he asks "what do you think they think about me for dating you when youre not very successful with men? will they think im a loser?" >barely washes his hair >wears some ridiculous earmuffs in public, looks like a retard >no birthday gifts dont fall for it nonas, i wasted my virginity

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Devs got their priorities straight | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)17:17:00 No.685716014 >Make reptile race GVDZ210W0AEI763.jpg 159 KB JPG >Give it mammary glands
Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)17:17:00 No.685716014 >Make reptile race GVDZ210W0AEI763.jpg 159 KB JPG >Give it mammary glands

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Anon playing a game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous post this cat when they least expect it >be me 08/22/24(Thu)20:31:38 No.78570389 259 KB PNG >playing a game with a few people at local cafe/lounge place >includes one of the guys 2 daughters, look about 12 and 9 >game is one of those ones where you have to make your teammates guess a word >the catch is you can only use one-syllable words >round starts and someone starts their description "Big black..." >the two girls immediately start giggling What do you suppose they meant by this? : Anonymous >>78570389 (OP) # 08/22/24(Thu)20:34:55 No.78570414 >playing a game with a few people at local cafe/lounge place >includes one of the guys 2 daughters, look about 12 and 9 If a guy trusts his children with a creep like you, its a sign they already got molested.
Anonymous post this cat when they least expect it >be me 08/22/24(Thu)20:31:38 No.78570389 259 KB PNG >playing a game with a few people at local cafe/lounge place >includes one of the guys 2 daughters, look about 12 and 9 >game is one of those ones where you have to make your teammates guess a word >the catch is you can only use one-syllable words >round starts and someone starts their description "Big black..." >the two girls immediately start giggling What do you suppose they meant by this? : Anonymous >>78570389 (OP) # 08/22/24(Thu)20:34:55 No.78570414 >playing a game with a few people at local cafe/lounge place >includes one of the guys 2 daughters, look about 12 and 9 If a guy trusts his children with a creep like you, its a sign they already got molested.

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I feel motivated. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/20/24(Tue)01:49:01 No.686021716 "Bury the Light" Vergil's battle theme from Devil May Cry 5 Special Edition Music Casey Edwards Performance Victor Borba UTTSIFA.png 573 KB PNG >130 million views on youtube >108 million listens on Spotify this is officially the most listened video game song in history kneel
Anonymous 08/20/24(Tue)01:49:01 No.686021716 "Bury the Light" Vergil's battle theme from Devil May Cry 5 Special Edition Music Casey Edwards Performance Victor Borba UTTSIFA.png 573 KB PNG >130 million views on youtube >108 million listens on Spotify this is officially the most listened video game song in history kneel

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Video Games in 2024 | /r/Greentext

- -"fuckmylife.mp3" 20 minutes later, game reinstalled Click "Start Game" yet again - Ready to go? Nah, update requires restart - "screams internally" - Restart game Video Games/Strategy - Technology Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:42:36 No. 1404242 Playing games in 2005 - Put CD into reader - Start the game - Play it -fun.png Playing games in 2024 - Open Steam - Steam-update detected: 20 seconds downloading, 30 seconds installing - Ready to game? Haha, no. GPU driver out-of-date, time to update - 5 minutes of watching progress bars - Attempt to launch game - Corrupt file detected, please reinstall 200GB - Greeted by "Beta End User License Agreement" - "why_the_fuck_beta?.mp4" - Can't skip, must sell soul to play Beta-b------- accepted - notice, update requires restart - "heavy_breathing.mp4" - Restart the game (for the third time) - Unskippable 4-minute cutscene, forced to watch some rando playing -Shader pre-loading begins, 5 minutes of staring at progress bar - Finally, search for online match -3 minutes later, join match - Great, perfect map, let's do this - 4 minutes in, server crashes - Glitching, stuck in lobby, can't escape, game freezes - - -Task Manager: Alt+F4's angry cousin Bluescreen of death - "soul-exit-body.gif" - Restart PC, Windows decides it's the perfect time to install 47 updates - "keyboard-smash.wav" Open Steam, again - Attempt to launch game, again - Corrupted game file, again - Alt+F4 life.exe, going outside Amazing how technology advanced so much that it's now harder to play a game than it is to make one.
- -"fuckmylife.mp3" 20 minutes later, game reinstalled Click "Start Game" yet again - Ready to go? Nah, update requires restart - "screams internally" - Restart game Video Games/Strategy - Technology Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:42:36 No. 1404242 Playing games in 2005 - Put CD into reader - Start the game - Play it -fun.png Playing games in 2024 - Open Steam - Steam-update detected: 20 seconds downloading, 30 seconds installing - Ready to game? Haha, no. GPU driver out-of-date, time to update - 5 minutes of watching progress bars - Attempt to launch game - Corrupt file detected, please reinstall 200GB - Greeted by "Beta End User License Agreement" - "why_the_fuck_beta?.mp4" - Can't skip, must sell soul to play Beta-b------- accepted - notice, update requires restart - "heavy_breathing.mp4" - Restart the game (for the third time) - Unskippable 4-minute cutscene, forced to watch some rando playing -Shader pre-loading begins, 5 minutes of staring at progress bar - Finally, search for online match -3 minutes later, join match - Great, perfect map, let's do this - 4 minutes in, server crashes - Glitching, stuck in lobby, can't escape, game freezes - - -Task Manager: Alt+F4's angry cousin Bluescreen of death - "soul-exit-body.gif" - Restart PC, Windows decides it's the perfect time to install 47 updates - "keyboard-smash.wav" Open Steam, again - Attempt to launch game, again - Corrupted game file, again - Alt+F4 life.exe, going outside Amazing how technology advanced so much that it's now harder to play a game than it is to make one.

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Anon got a fan | /r/Greentext

2.98 MB PNG >>46575716 # >be me >neighbour has heavily disabled son >I'm talking Steven hawkings levels of qaudraspazzed >outside gym master race >one day I'm lifting and he's in the neighbors garden >I'm benching my 1RM >here a noise >look up and see this little spazoid cheering and bobbing his head >now every time I lift he wheels himself out and cheers me on >mfw I now lift for him >>46575873 # >>46575916 # >>46575954 # >>46575963 # >>46576013 # >>46576043 # >>46576233 # >>46578453 # >>46578580 # >>46578865 # >>46582317 # >>46582488 # >>46582583 # >>46582599 #
2.98 MB PNG >>46575716 # >be me >neighbour has heavily disabled son >I'm talking Steven hawkings levels of qaudraspazzed >outside gym master race >one day I'm lifting and he's in the neighbors garden >I'm benching my 1RM >here a noise >look up and see this little spazoid cheering and bobbing his head >now every time I lift he wheels himself out and cheers me on >mfw I now lift for him >>46575873 # >>46575916 # >>46575954 # >>46575963 # >>46576013 # >>46576043 # >>46576233 # >>46578453 # >>46578580 # >>46578865 # >>46582317 # >>46582488 # >>46582583 # >>46582599 #

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Anon Doesn't Understand Boomer TV Shows | /r/Greentext

File: i dream of jeannie.jpg (99 KB, 618x592) Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)10:10:42 No.202760015 >>202760146 >>202760691 >>202761549 >>202763816 >>202764753 >>202765403 >>202766649 >>202767334 >>202767720 >>202767759 >>202770193 >>202770211 >>202771150 >AAAAAAAAAHH A SEXY GENIE DESPERATELY WANTS TO F--- ME AAAAAAAAAAAHH ☐ Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)10:58:29 No.202761559 >supernatural creature keeps trying to r--- you and won't leave you alone Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)12:00:43 No.202763816 >>202763982 >>202764616 >>202764784 >>202765176 >>202766491 >>202766908 >>202766930 >>202768688 >>202760015 (OP). I've always thought this deserves an anime adaptation. ☐ Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)12:05:05 No.202763982 File: file.png (334 KB, 696x392) >>202770903 >>202763816 They already did Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:53:44 No.202767334 ►>>202767681 >>202767818 >>202760015 (OP) The show is exists as predictive programming. >See? NASA is people like you. It's definitely not a bunch of SS scientists we took from Germany Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)14:08:57 No.202767681 >>202767334 shut the f--- up
File: i dream of jeannie.jpg (99 KB, 618x592) Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)10:10:42 No.202760015 >>202760146 >>202760691 >>202761549 >>202763816 >>202764753 >>202765403 >>202766649 >>202767334 >>202767720 >>202767759 >>202770193 >>202770211 >>202771150 >AAAAAAAAAHH A SEXY GENIE DESPERATELY WANTS TO F--- ME AAAAAAAAAAAHH ☐ Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)10:58:29 No.202761559 >supernatural creature keeps trying to r--- you and won't leave you alone Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)12:00:43 No.202763816 >>202763982 >>202764616 >>202764784 >>202765176 >>202766491 >>202766908 >>202766930 >>202768688 >>202760015 (OP). I've always thought this deserves an anime adaptation. ☐ Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)12:05:05 No.202763982 File: file.png (334 KB, 696x392) >>202770903 >>202763816 They already did Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:53:44 No.202767334 ►>>202767681 >>202767818 >>202760015 (OP) The show is exists as predictive programming. >See? NASA is people like you. It's definitely not a bunch of SS scientists we took from Germany Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)14:08:57 No.202767681 >>202767334 shut the f--- up

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Anon is a hater | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot 20240821-001618~2.png (10 KB, 100x102) Hatred Anonymous 08/21/24(Wed)23:16:27 No.923257271 ► >Hatred >Something I've always felt >Something so integral True... Something I cannot be without >Something fuels my will >Something's still around >Something I've believed in >Something that doesn't leave me >Something helps me win >Something is the key >I never cared for others >I never cared for thee >I never cared for myself >I never cared for me >I've always kept my hatred >It has always kept my hand >For I believe in hatred >Cause no one believes in me
File: Screenshot 20240821-001618~2.png (10 KB, 100x102) Hatred Anonymous 08/21/24(Wed)23:16:27 No.923257271 ► >Hatred >Something I've always felt >Something so integral True... Something I cannot be without >Something fuels my will >Something's still around >Something I've believed in >Something that doesn't leave me >Something helps me win >Something is the key >I never cared for others >I never cared for thee >I never cared for myself >I never cared for me >I've always kept my hatred >It has always kept my hand >For I believe in hatred >Cause no one believes in me

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Burning bridges | /r/Greentext

30 KB JPG >I won't invest in my children >I will outsource my youth job >I will dismantle my union job >I will secure my pension >I will lower your wage >I will contract foreginers >I will open borders >I will jail you for having wrong opinions >I will abort your brother and sister >I won't leave you a penny >I won't hire your friends >I won't let you inherit my home >I will sell the my home to foreign investors, I will sell the whole country too >I am boomer, eater of children >No generation had so much and money and left so little >Apre moi, le deluge
30 KB JPG >I won't invest in my children >I will outsource my youth job >I will dismantle my union job >I will secure my pension >I will lower your wage >I will contract foreginers >I will open borders >I will jail you for having wrong opinions >I will abort your brother and sister >I won't leave you a penny >I won't hire your friends >I won't let you inherit my home >I will sell the my home to foreign investors, I will sell the whole country too >I am boomer, eater of children >No generation had so much and money and left so little >Apre moi, le deluge

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Devilish ambitions | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Is the devil retarded? 08/14/24(Wed)19:18:19 No.16960491 IMG_1497.jpg 232 KB JPG >be devil >live in literal paradise (heaven) and have everything you would ever need but rebel against God anyway because.....? >have plans to rid the world of Christians so that you can rule over the earth >no more Christians means there's no longer any reason preventing God from unleashing his wrath upon the earth >Jesus comes back and the devil gets BTFO in the most embarrassing way possible >has to spend eternity locked away and burning forever as punishment for his antics All I want to know is why? Just why? How can the devil be this stupid? What is the point? (According to Christian theology)
: Anonymous Is the devil retarded? 08/14/24(Wed)19:18:19 No.16960491 IMG_1497.jpg 232 KB JPG >be devil >live in literal paradise (heaven) and have everything you would ever need but rebel against God anyway because.....? >have plans to rid the world of Christians so that you can rule over the earth >no more Christians means there's no longer any reason preventing God from unleashing his wrath upon the earth >Jesus comes back and the devil gets BTFO in the most embarrassing way possible >has to spend eternity locked away and burning forever as punishment for his antics All I want to know is why? Just why? How can the devil be this stupid? What is the point? (According to Christian theology)

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Anon is alone in Thailand | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Travelling alone is the most m(...) 26 KB JPG miserable >travel to chiang mai 07/23/24(Tue)22:02:00 No.2689253 >go to thailand because there are million threads on /trv/ about what a lifechanging experience it is >haha I will surely get so many friends in bangkok at the hostel >can't find anyone, everybody is travelling in packs, when I try to join someone they look at me as a weirdo, go sightseeing alone, feel >haha this time I will surely find some friends at the hostel >same s--- happens >go to phuket >same s--- actually think about killing myself in thailand. How the f--- should I get friends while travelling?
: Anonymous Travelling alone is the most m(...) 26 KB JPG miserable >travel to chiang mai 07/23/24(Tue)22:02:00 No.2689253 >go to thailand because there are million threads on /trv/ about what a lifechanging experience it is >haha I will surely get so many friends in bangkok at the hostel >can't find anyone, everybody is travelling in packs, when I try to join someone they look at me as a weirdo, go sightseeing alone, feel >haha this time I will surely find some friends at the hostel >same s--- happens >go to phuket >same s--- actually think about killing myself in thailand. How the f--- should I get friends while travelling?

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Anon can't be bothered to learn stupid foreign crap | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ALxxA7yg >be britfuck back in the day 08/21/24(Wed)20:15:22 No.479134787 >completely mispronounce every foreignpoor city and country for some reason >España takes too long to say. And it uses fake letters. How bout just Spain? >so what are you f---- calling this new country? Deutschland? >Dumb. You're Germans, we're calling it Germany >Wow, this country's is massive! An ancient civilization tens of millennia older than my own, amazing! What's it called again? Jongaguangawhat-a? >yeah whatever we're calling it China
Anonymous (ID: ALxxA7yg >be britfuck back in the day 08/21/24(Wed)20:15:22 No.479134787 >completely mispronounce every foreignpoor city and country for some reason >España takes too long to say. And it uses fake letters. How bout just Spain? >so what are you f---- calling this new country? Deutschland? >Dumb. You're Germans, we're calling it Germany >Wow, this country's is massive! An ancient civilization tens of millennia older than my own, amazing! What's it called again? Jongaguangawhat-a? >yeah whatever we're calling it China

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Spoils of War | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)16:31:24 No.27823394 Tesla Model S Plaid 4chan Campaign (1).jpg 948 KB JPG >global computer networks go down >gas station payments and the power grid possibly effected >i charged my tessie at home for free, off grid Feels good to be driving the ultimate car for surviving the apocalyptic collapse of society
: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)16:31:24 No.27823394 Tesla Model S Plaid 4chan Campaign (1).jpg 948 KB JPG >global computer networks go down >gas station payments and the power grid possibly effected >i charged my tessie at home for free, off grid Feels good to be driving the ultimate car for surviving the apocalyptic collapse of society

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Anon is disturbing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:46:45 Post No.29951098 [Report] Image search: [Google] 78 KB, >wagie neighbour's loli daughter is addicted to pokemon go like every normie f--- >place lure pokemons into the woods >catch her >r---, mutilate, kill her >r--- her corpse >next day normie neighbour rings at my door and asks if I saw his daughter somewhere >tell him no 8 Replies / 4 Images View Thread
Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:46:45 Post No.29951098 [Report] Image search: [Google] 78 KB, >wagie neighbour's loli daughter is addicted to pokemon go like every normie f--- >place lure pokemons into the woods >catch her >r---, mutilate, kill her >r--- her corpse >next day normie neighbour rings at my door and asks if I saw his daughter somewhere >tell him no 8 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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On The Road Again | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Hypocrties! 01/20/24(Sat)09:33:36 No. 192749576 853 KB PNG Euros online >"Lol I sure am glad that I don't live in a car dependent hells cape like in the USA" >Meanwhile euros
Anonymous Hypocrties! 01/20/24(Sat)09:33:36 No. 192749576 853 KB PNG Euros online >"Lol I sure am glad that I don't live in a car dependent hells cape like in the USA" >Meanwhile euros

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Anon is a Mohammedan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 6BDIjDOj) 08/21/24(Wed)21:09:25 No.479099504 >be born Muslim >see our best debaters lose every debate online >claim victory regardless >Crying Wojak Happy Mask.kpg >start noticing more people mocking Islam online 774 KB PNG >tfw I realize internet has >sweating.jpg exposed all the flaws >watch as more Muslims leave Islam >panic mode activated >try to silence critics >only makes it worse as X isn't censoring islamophobes now >can't keep up with damage control >mfw Islam isn't as invincible as I thought >sit in the dark, questioning everything >depression hits hard >mfw no answers, just doubt
Anonymous (ID: 6BDIjDOj) 08/21/24(Wed)21:09:25 No.479099504 >be born Muslim >see our best debaters lose every debate online >claim victory regardless >Crying Wojak Happy Mask.kpg >start noticing more people mocking Islam online 774 KB PNG >tfw I realize internet has >sweating.jpg exposed all the flaws >watch as more Muslims leave Islam >panic mode activated >try to silence critics >only makes it worse as X isn't censoring islamophobes now >can't keep up with damage control >mfw Islam isn't as invincible as I thought >sit in the dark, questioning everything >depression hits hard >mfw no answers, just doubt

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Just got a job >20 year old autist >working drive through at mcdonalds >"I'll have 2 chicken sandwiches 1 with no tomato" >"which one do you not want tomato on?" >some brief silence and a muffled sound >"either one, man" >messed up their change ttoo
Just got a job >20 year old autist >working drive through at mcdonalds >"I'll have 2 chicken sandwiches 1 with no tomato" >"which one do you not want tomato on?" >some brief silence and a muffled sound >"either one, man" >messed up their change ttoo

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