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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: p2NulJma) r/pics u/Gato1980 19h ▼Settings Mobile Home 08/19/24(Mon)23:33:21 No.478918731 The Wiener's Circle in Chicago has a special for the DNC this week Politics 17.2k THE WIENER Vienna Beef CIRCLE NOW SERVING TRUMP FOOTLONGS IT'S 3 INCHES 140 2 969 288 KB PNG >"Trump Supporters are soooo weird" >*Takes bite out of Trump penis hotdog*
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: p2NulJma) r/pics u/Gato1980 19h ▼Settings Mobile Home 08/19/24(Mon)23:33:21 No.478918731 The Wiener's Circle in Chicago has a special for the DNC this week Politics 17.2k THE WIENER Vienna Beef CIRCLE NOW SERVING TRUMP FOOTLONGS IT'S 3 INCHES 140 2 969 288 KB PNG >"Trump Supporters are soooo weird" >*Takes bite out of Trump penis hotdog*

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Anon Describes Witches | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)03:48:47 No.142671675 >>142671700 >>142671739 >>142671931 >>142672135 >>142672382 >>142695957 >>142703917 >>142704706 >>142705676 >>142707631 >>142710187 >>142710935 >>142710976 >>142713103 Do you like witches? Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)03:50:51 No.142671700 >>142671675 (OP) Immensely, but not that show's. Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)03:53:56 No.142671739 >>142671675 (OP) >>142671758 yeah but owl house was a pagan lesbian fanfic something a ramp tramp would write during math class Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)03:54:39 No.142671746 ►>>142719323 File: 1138554416072.png (1.54 MB, 1366x768) Your Giga Stacy Tomboy Wife misses you Amity Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)03:55:16 No.142671758 >>142671818 >>142671915 >>142674687 >>142703204 >>142671739 >Pagan lesbian Okay, what the f--- is a witch then? Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)03:55:38 No. 142671762 Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)03:59:58 No.142671818 File: tfven.jpg (7 KB, 250x221) >>142671758 f--- ☐ Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)04:09:03 No.142671915 File: lisa.jpg (60 KB, 800x450) >>142671758 I ain't even mad, that's just some impressive reasoning
Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)03:48:47 No.142671675 >>142671700 >>142671739 >>142671931 >>142672135 >>142672382 >>142695957 >>142703917 >>142704706 >>142705676 >>142707631 >>142710187 >>142710935 >>142710976 >>142713103 Do you like witches? Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)03:50:51 No.142671700 >>142671675 (OP) Immensely, but not that show's. Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)03:53:56 No.142671739 >>142671675 (OP) >>142671758 yeah but owl house was a pagan lesbian fanfic something a ramp tramp would write during math class Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)03:54:39 No.142671746 ►>>142719323 File: 1138554416072.png (1.54 MB, 1366x768) Your Giga Stacy Tomboy Wife misses you Amity Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)03:55:16 No.142671758 >>142671818 >>142671915 >>142674687 >>142703204 >>142671739 >Pagan lesbian Okay, what the f--- is a witch then? Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)03:55:38 No. 142671762 Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)03:59:58 No.142671818 File: tfven.jpg (7 KB, 250x221) >>142671758 f--- ☐ Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)04:09:03 No.142671915 File: lisa.jpg (60 KB, 800x450) >>142671758 I ain't even mad, that's just some impressive reasoning

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Anon is a dad | /r/Greentext

IMG_4867.jpg 275 KB JPG >be me >have a divorced emotionally stunted parents >grown up to be the same >ffw to having a son >love him to death but can't bring myself to say it to his face >he kept complaining about being bullied at school >told him to man up and defend himself >one day waiting to pick him up >4~5 kids pushed him and started curb stomping him >I ran out with a killing intent in my eyes >the bullies were scared and ran way >I heard my son calling me from behind >the kid on the curb isn't mine >he thanked me and went away >"dad.. you thought that was me?" >I went silent and still shaking with rage >silent the whole way home >parked my car and he hugged me >"I knew you cared about me, I love you dad" >" love you too, son" >he waved at me while going inside >cried like a bitch on my way to work >my wife called me crying with joy because how happy my son was I was f----- up by my parents, but I'll never do the same to my kids.
IMG_4867.jpg 275 KB JPG >be me >have a divorced emotionally stunted parents >grown up to be the same >ffw to having a son >love him to death but can't bring myself to say it to his face >he kept complaining about being bullied at school >told him to man up and defend himself >one day waiting to pick him up >4~5 kids pushed him and started curb stomping him >I ran out with a killing intent in my eyes >the bullies were scared and ran way >I heard my son calling me from behind >the kid on the curb isn't mine >he thanked me and went away >"dad.. you thought that was me?" >I went silent and still shaking with rage >silent the whole way home >parked my car and he hugged me >"I knew you cared about me, I love you dad" >" love you too, son" >he waved at me while going inside >cried like a bitch on my way to work >my wife called me crying with joy because how happy my son was I was f----- up by my parents, but I'll never do the same to my kids.

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Willful blindness | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/14/24(Wed)06:51:25 No.202463096 TLC sean-milliken-5aa2fc9225cb46dcadf27347c6b30d29.jpg >this TV show exists 89 KB JPG >the people on the TV show die at 29 >many people that are aware this show exists are still fat H--------.
: Anonymous 08/14/24(Wed)06:51:25 No.202463096 TLC sean-milliken-5aa2fc9225cb46dcadf27347c6b30d29.jpg >this TV show exists 89 KB JPG >the people on the TV show die at 29 >many people that are aware this show exists are still fat H--------.

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Anonymous Minecraft 08/19/24(Mon) 11:15:03 No.685967072 MINECRAFT LIVE VOTE DURING MINECRAFT LIVE! IMG_5556.jpg 123 KB JPG >Worlds Most Profitable Game >Cant even add three NPCs with weak Al in one update
Anonymous Minecraft 08/19/24(Mon) 11:15:03 No.685967072 MINECRAFT LIVE VOTE DURING MINECRAFT LIVE! IMG_5556.jpg 123 KB JPG >Worlds Most Profitable Game >Cant even add three NPCs with weak Al in one update

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Anon has a PhD in Biology | /r/Greentext

153 KB PNG >be me >21 >super straight male >get horny one night and decide to go use the local glory hole >actually kinda enjoy it >half way through person on the otherside moans >it's a guy's moan >realize ive been sucking a man's c--- this entire time mfw
153 KB PNG >be me >21 >super straight male >get horny one night and decide to go use the local glory hole >actually kinda enjoy it >half way through person on the otherside moans >it's a guy's moan >realize ive been sucking a man's c--- this entire time mfw

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Anon rejects girl | /r/Greentext

42 KB JPG to me >be me >13 >social outcast with no social skills who everyone makes fun of >at a school party >everyone's dancing, I just awkwardly stand there >a stacy from my class comes up >asks me to dance with a smug look on her face >autism kicks in >just stand there and stare at her for a solid 5 seconds >then just turn and walk the other way as fast as I can >next day in class >overhear the girl talking with her friends >hear her say that her plan was to embarass me but got embarrassed herself for being rejected by such a lowlife >mfw my autism inadvertently made me look like a chad >take that stacy
42 KB JPG to me >be me >13 >social outcast with no social skills who everyone makes fun of >at a school party >everyone's dancing, I just awkwardly stand there >a stacy from my class comes up >asks me to dance with a smug look on her face >autism kicks in >just stand there and stare at her for a solid 5 seconds >then just turn and walk the other way as fast as I can >next day in class >overhear the girl talking with her friends >hear her say that her plan was to embarass me but got embarrassed herself for being rejected by such a lowlife >mfw my autism inadvertently made me look like a chad >take that stacy

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Fake and gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 193 KB PNG UBISU/T8(Thu)ZT:UZ:52 NO.4Z900U54 >be me >18 year old >go to a comic convention >go to a cosplay competition >dressed as a doom fighter >next to me is a samus cosplayer >very hot so I take of my helmet >she takes off her helmet >9/10 >we have a conversation >she invites me to her home >sexytime.jpg >she plays a loop of f-zero music >have sex to it >clean up >mfw she says to me that she is 25 >mfw she said that her roommate should be here >mfw I hear someone fapping in the corner
: Anonymous 193 KB PNG UBISU/T8(Thu)ZT:UZ:52 NO.4Z900U54 >be me >18 year old >go to a comic convention >go to a cosplay competition >dressed as a doom fighter >next to me is a samus cosplayer >very hot so I take of my helmet >she takes off her helmet >9/10 >we have a conversation >she invites me to her home >sexytime.jpg >she plays a loop of f-zero music >have sex to it >clean up >mfw she says to me that she is 25 >mfw she said that her roommate should be here >mfw I hear someone fapping in the corner

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Anon doesn't like the design | /r/Greentext

FOX XX EARLY DEVELOPMENT FIRST DRAFT FINAL DRAFT GCm3b9DboAAliWN.jpg 263 KB JPG Is this a good design change? E Anonymous 8 11 KB JPG 02/03/24(Sat) 18:24:53 No.665958989 >cool lil fox guy >cool shinto-themed samurai girl >overwatch design #72875b every time
FOX XX EARLY DEVELOPMENT FIRST DRAFT FINAL DRAFT GCm3b9DboAAliWN.jpg 263 KB JPG Is this a good design change? E Anonymous 8 11 KB JPG 02/03/24(Sat) 18:24:53 No.665958989 >cool lil fox guy >cool shinto-themed samurai girl >overwatch design #72875b every time

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Anon is a good citizen | /r/Greentext

Anonymous !!+mjfJQ4IIjD 133 KB PNG 04/22/21(Thu)21:53:41 No.63335714 >Be me >Be with girlfriend >Girlfriend cheats on me >I break up >She goes with the guy who cucked me >A few weeks passes >I stalk the guy a little >Realize he's a drug dealer >Realize he's not very smart >Make a folder with all the proofs >Send the folder to the police by mail >Local narcotic team thank me >They do their job >Ex gf and drug dealer are both in jail right now Did I do the right thing anon?
Anonymous !!+mjfJQ4IIjD 133 KB PNG 04/22/21(Thu)21:53:41 No.63335714 >Be me >Be with girlfriend >Girlfriend cheats on me >I break up >She goes with the guy who cucked me >A few weeks passes >I stalk the guy a little >Realize he's a drug dealer >Realize he's not very smart >Make a folder with all the proofs >Send the folder to the police by mail >Local narcotic team thank me >They do their job >Ex gf and drug dealer are both in jail right now Did I do the right thing anon?

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Soul of Old Japan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)03:50:20 No.27821948 1719895145276.jpg 41 KB JPG >have to spend $700 on car repairs every 6 months >mfw I fell for the "don't buy a new car" meme f--- you /o/ I have to replace water pump this time >>27814630 → #
Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)03:50:20 No.27821948 1719895145276.jpg 41 KB JPG >have to spend $700 on car repairs every 6 months >mfw I fell for the "don't buy a new car" meme f--- you /o/ I have to replace water pump this time >>27814630 → #

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Anon Doesn't Understand Prometheus (2012) | /r/Greentext

File: 1629463159563.jpg (103 KB, 1023x680) ☐ Anonymous 08/19/24(Mon) 15:36:06 No.202653443 ►>>202653501 >>202653932 >>202653976 >>202655088 >>202655172 >>202655462 >>202655553 >>202655636 >>202656491 >>202657001 >>202657122 >>202657298 >>202657371 >>202657724 >>202658698 >OUTTA MY WAY HUMAN F------ S---- What was his f------ problem? Anonymous 08/19/24(Mon) 15:38:31 No.202653501 ►>>202653547 >>202653443 (OP). Prometheus did'nt say that Anonymous 08/19/24(Mon) 18:19:54 No.202657371 >>202658629 File: thoughts-on-ridley-scotts (...).jpg (134 KB, 1080x1254) Ridley Scott tells journalist to "go f--- yourself" after 'The Last Duel' question "Sir, f--- you. F--- you. Thank you very much" By Sam Warner 6th December 2021 >>202657526 >>202658451 BIRD INDON FI VAL 2019 >>202653443 (OP) >Alien: Engineers script >engineer went into stasis to save himself after being infested >woke up extremely confused that his fellow engineers didn't come to rescue him and some retard monkey men are instead asking him about life extension therapy >checks computer logs and learns nothing has changed on the base for thousands of years and he has an hour to live, tops >just gets extremely p----- off and decides to kill all the humans in a rage for being retards and condemning him to horrific death by ribcage explosion >Ridley Scott sees this >asks editors to remove all the stuff about the aliens and the embryo implantation but keep in the engineer's rage moment >"So why does the engineer attack them then? What's the new context?" >"Lol," said Ridley Scott. "Lmao." ☐ Anonymous 08/19/24(Mon) 18:27:21 No.202657526 >>202657371 oh, another cut moment that would have made this a real film i wish promethius had not been compromised so much, its not a good way to make a movie
File: 1629463159563.jpg (103 KB, 1023x680) ☐ Anonymous 08/19/24(Mon) 15:36:06 No.202653443 ►>>202653501 >>202653932 >>202653976 >>202655088 >>202655172 >>202655462 >>202655553 >>202655636 >>202656491 >>202657001 >>202657122 >>202657298 >>202657371 >>202657724 >>202658698 >OUTTA MY WAY HUMAN F------ S---- What was his f------ problem? Anonymous 08/19/24(Mon) 15:38:31 No.202653501 ►>>202653547 >>202653443 (OP). Prometheus did'nt say that Anonymous 08/19/24(Mon) 18:19:54 No.202657371 >>202658629 File: thoughts-on-ridley-scotts (...).jpg (134 KB, 1080x1254) Ridley Scott tells journalist to "go f--- yourself" after 'The Last Duel' question "Sir, f--- you. F--- you. Thank you very much" By Sam Warner 6th December 2021 >>202657526 >>202658451 BIRD INDON FI VAL 2019 >>202653443 (OP) >Alien: Engineers script >engineer went into stasis to save himself after being infested >woke up extremely confused that his fellow engineers didn't come to rescue him and some retard monkey men are instead asking him about life extension therapy >checks computer logs and learns nothing has changed on the base for thousands of years and he has an hour to live, tops >just gets extremely p----- off and decides to kill all the humans in a rage for being retards and condemning him to horrific death by ribcage explosion >Ridley Scott sees this >asks editors to remove all the stuff about the aliens and the embryo implantation but keep in the engineer's rage moment >"So why does the engineer attack them then? What's the new context?" >"Lol," said Ridley Scott. "Lmao." ☐ Anonymous 08/19/24(Mon) 18:27:21 No.202657526 >>202657371 oh, another cut moment that would have made this a real film i wish promethius had not been compromised so much, its not a good way to make a movie

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Grandmas are literally the best | /r/Greentext

174 KB JPG >be me >be 13 >visiting grandmas house >grandma is really good at cooking a pork dinner >sit down with family >eat >pork dinner is really nice >yum >chocolate cake is nice >yum yum >thank you grandma >say to myself "I will remember this" >I still do >thank you for the memories
174 KB JPG >be me >be 13 >visiting grandmas house >grandma is really good at cooking a pork dinner >sit down with family >eat >pork dinner is really nice >yum >chocolate cake is nice >yum yum >thank you grandma >say to myself "I will remember this" >I still do >thank you for the memories

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Field deployment gone wrong | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/13/24(Tue) 17:14:58 No.202440654 DuelonCoruscant.jpg 499 KB JPG >Spend decades training up a Jedi in all manners of the force, its applications, and how to wield a lightsaber. >Die in mere seconds from Palpy >One guy only managed to block 1 hit before being dispatched.
: Anonymous 08/13/24(Tue) 17:14:58 No.202440654 DuelonCoruscant.jpg 499 KB JPG >Spend decades training up a Jedi in all manners of the force, its applications, and how to wield a lightsaber. >Die in mere seconds from Palpy >One guy only managed to block 1 hit before being dispatched.

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Crisis it is?! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/12/24(Sun)21:28:46 No. 199094327 MV5BZWEYZmNIZGEtNmEwZi00ZjcyLThIM2ltMmFmMDY2N2JjMGVmX >crisis situation >woman immediately cuts her hair short Name this phenomenon 71 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/12/24(Sun)21:28:46 No. 199094327 MV5BZWEYZmNIZGEtNmEwZi00ZjcyLThIM2ltMmFmMDY2N2JjMGVmX >crisis situation >woman immediately cuts her hair short Name this phenomenon 71 KB JPG

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Probably greed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)15:25:41 No.83193870 >Company goes public >It gets significantly worse Serious question. Why the f--- would any company go public ever. Valve is private and is doing f------ amazing. Everytime you hear a company go public it dies 3-5 years later. Why go public
Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)15:25:41 No.83193870 >Company goes public >It gets significantly worse Serious question. Why the f--- would any company go public ever. Valve is private and is doing f------ amazing. Everytime you hear a company go public it dies 3-5 years later. Why go public

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Anon loves to confuse people | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8 KB JPG 08/18/24(Sun)18:41:18 No.78533310 >be me >train myself not to laugh >past month go to dunkin and ask for pickles and onions in water >sit there every morning and drink it in front of them like it's a coffee >they never ask
Anonymous 8 KB JPG 08/18/24(Sun)18:41:18 No.78533310 >be me >train myself not to laugh >past month go to dunkin and ask for pickles and onions in water >sit there every morning and drink it in front of them like it's a coffee >they never ask

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Anons at the polls | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 59 KB JPG 08/18/24(Sun)16:25:38 No.78532222 >tfw major trumpfag but i literally can't afford groceries anymore might vote for kamala this election.. please forgive me bros i dont care about the gays or trannies or n------ i just want to afford food Anonymous >>78532222 (OP) # >>tfw major trumpfag 08/18/24(Sun)16:27:48 No.78532236 Cuckservative retards shouldn't be allowed food Anonymous >>78532222 (OP) # 08/18/24(Sun)17:49:43 No.78532904 How does it make sense to vote for someone who was in office as the vice president when the cost of food went up, OP? Walk me through your thinking process here. >>78532964 # Anonymous >>78532222 (OP) # 08/18/24(Sun)17:53:30 No.78532938 It doesn't matter who you vote for, everything will still be expensive and you will still be poor
Anonymous 59 KB JPG 08/18/24(Sun)16:25:38 No.78532222 >tfw major trumpfag but i literally can't afford groceries anymore might vote for kamala this election.. please forgive me bros i dont care about the gays or trannies or n------ i just want to afford food Anonymous >>78532222 (OP) # >>tfw major trumpfag 08/18/24(Sun)16:27:48 No.78532236 Cuckservative retards shouldn't be allowed food Anonymous >>78532222 (OP) # 08/18/24(Sun)17:49:43 No.78532904 How does it make sense to vote for someone who was in office as the vice president when the cost of food went up, OP? Walk me through your thinking process here. >>78532964 # Anonymous >>78532222 (OP) # 08/18/24(Sun)17:53:30 No.78532938 It doesn't matter who you vote for, everything will still be expensive and you will still be poor

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"The most dangerous place on the Internet" | /r/Greentext

- File: 91408619_55df76d5-2245-4(...).jpg (58 KB, 976x850) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:45:13 No.78532866 [1] [Reply] >be me >take a s--- >flush toilet well that just happened ☐☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:46:54 No.78532879 this thread is stupid af but it made me laugh so thanks i guess ☐☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:51:19 No.78532916 the only believable gt lately - File: fat grease.png (81 KB, 347x288) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:08:24 No.78532538 [1] [Reply] you are poopy e ☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:08:55 No.78532543 >>78532915 File: 1723584003604993.jpg (58 KB, 976x850) google yandex iqdb wait Hey you know what? f--- you e ☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:51:16 No.78532915 >>78532543 ok poopy
- File: 91408619_55df76d5-2245-4(...).jpg (58 KB, 976x850) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:45:13 No.78532866 [1] [Reply] >be me >take a s--- >flush toilet well that just happened ☐☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:46:54 No.78532879 this thread is stupid af but it made me laugh so thanks i guess ☐☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:51:19 No.78532916 the only believable gt lately - File: fat grease.png (81 KB, 347x288) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:08:24 No.78532538 [1] [Reply] you are poopy e ☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:08:55 No.78532543 >>78532915 File: 1723584003604993.jpg (58 KB, 976x850) google yandex iqdb wait Hey you know what? f--- you e ☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:51:16 No.78532915 >>78532543 ok poopy

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Anon lives with roommates | /r/Greentext

Anonymous VEN 08/18/24(Sun)16:46:45 No.78532355 >new roommates move in >THEY'RE USING MY F------ CONDIMENTS AGAIN HOW DOES ONE M----------- USE SO MUCH KETCHUP IN 3 DAYS?????? 14 KB JPG
Anonymous VEN 08/18/24(Sun)16:46:45 No.78532355 >new roommates move in >THEY'RE USING MY F------ CONDIMENTS AGAIN HOW DOES ONE M----------- USE SO MUCH KETCHUP IN 3 DAYS?????? 14 KB JPG

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