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Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)15:28:13 No.78869298 Velssy Nyan I don't care about height. I am 5'7 as long as he's not 5'5 and below. 1000090463.png 38 KB PNG >I don't care about a man's height! >Also don't be under a certain height Damn 5 Replies View Thread
Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)15:28:13 No.78869298 Velssy Nyan I don't care about height. I am 5'7 as long as he's not 5'5 and below. 1000090463.png 38 KB PNG >I don't care about a man's height! >Also don't be under a certain height Damn 5 Replies View Thread

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A tipster's tip | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)07:22:29 No.203428420 1661774731811789.jpg 78 KB JPG >waiter doesn't grow the food >waiter doesn't ship the food >waiter doesn't inspect the food >waiter doesn't manage the business >waiter doesn't make the recipe >waiter doesn't cook the food >waiter expects to receive 25% of the value of the food because they walked 10 feet i don't tip
Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)07:22:29 No.203428420 1661774731811789.jpg 78 KB JPG >waiter doesn't grow the food >waiter doesn't ship the food >waiter doesn't inspect the food >waiter doesn't manage the business >waiter doesn't make the recipe >waiter doesn't cook the food >waiter expects to receive 25% of the value of the food because they walked 10 feet i don't tip

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The J*ws are making my toast wonky | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 12Z4Y1nS) 09/20/24(Fri)14:23:17 No.482270347 >>482270510 >>482271077 File: Screenshot_2024-09-04-02-(...).jpg (182 KB, 1080x375) ID: yTf89QgU #480570194 09/04/24(Wed)02:32:54 Canada >>480570099 I've started destroying food while shopping to take my anger out. For example, I will casually look at a loaf of bread while shopping and then place it back while simultaneously crushing it. I know it's autistic but I don't really give a s--- at this point. My goal when I go shopping is to fully eliminate the entire profit margin for my trip.
Anonymous (ID: 12Z4Y1nS) 09/20/24(Fri)14:23:17 No.482270347 >>482270510 >>482271077 File: Screenshot_2024-09-04-02-(...).jpg (182 KB, 1080x375) ID: yTf89QgU #480570194 09/04/24(Wed)02:32:54 Canada >>480570099 I've started destroying food while shopping to take my anger out. For example, I will casually look at a loaf of bread while shopping and then place it back while simultaneously crushing it. I know it's autistic but I don't really give a s--- at this point. My goal when I go shopping is to fully eliminate the entire profit margin for my trip.

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Anon questions biblical canon | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_7792.jpg (963 KB, 2106x1179) If Homosexuality is a Sin, Why Are Lesbians so Hot? Anonymous (ID: SK4MJLDT EF 09/19/24(Thu)20:23:32 No.482266443 ) >>482266577 >>482266683 >>482266687 >>482266736 >>482266745 >>482266896 >>482266985 >>482267124 >>482267394 >>482267656 >>482267676 >>482267697 >>482267852 >>482268001 >>482268004 >>482268045 >>482268046 >>482268302 >>482268346 >>482268485 >>482268487 >>482268546 >>482268598 >>482268604 >>482268724 >>482269639 >>482270129 >God makes homosexuality a sin >Proceeds to invent the sexiest thing in the universe: Two sluts making out Can any of you religious f--- explain this? If being gay is bad, why did god make lesbians so f------ rad? Is it a sin when my gf and her best friend give me a double b------? Why would god do that? Is he stupid?
File: IMG_7792.jpg (963 KB, 2106x1179) If Homosexuality is a Sin, Why Are Lesbians so Hot? Anonymous (ID: SK4MJLDT EF 09/19/24(Thu)20:23:32 No.482266443 ) >>482266577 >>482266683 >>482266687 >>482266736 >>482266745 >>482266896 >>482266985 >>482267124 >>482267394 >>482267656 >>482267676 >>482267697 >>482267852 >>482268001 >>482268004 >>482268045 >>482268046 >>482268302 >>482268346 >>482268485 >>482268487 >>482268546 >>482268598 >>482268604 >>482268724 >>482269639 >>482270129 >God makes homosexuality a sin >Proceeds to invent the sexiest thing in the universe: Two sluts making out Can any of you religious f--- explain this? If being gay is bad, why did god make lesbians so f------ rad? Is it a sin when my gf and her best friend give me a double b------? Why would god do that? Is he stupid?

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Ranni's Rise | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous They could've been a bit more (...) 09/19/24(Thu)20:06:52 No.689380885 >Location where you meet Ranni the Witch >Called Ranni's Rise 158 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)20:12:42 No.689381345 they knew they wouldn't have to put in any effort for anything ranni-related since simps would flock to her no matter what Anonymous >Place where Anon lives >It's called 'Anon's House' Real original, Anon. Anonymous >>689380885 (OP) # you meet her before that Anonymous >>689380885 (OP) # 09/19/24(Thu)20:13:55 No.689381434 09/19/24(Thu)20:14:19 No.689381463 09/19/24(Thu)20:16:03 No.689381586 >falls asleep in rise and shine
: Anonymous They could've been a bit more (...) 09/19/24(Thu)20:06:52 No.689380885 >Location where you meet Ranni the Witch >Called Ranni's Rise 158 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)20:12:42 No.689381345 they knew they wouldn't have to put in any effort for anything ranni-related since simps would flock to her no matter what Anonymous >Place where Anon lives >It's called 'Anon's House' Real original, Anon. Anonymous >>689380885 (OP) # you meet her before that Anonymous >>689380885 (OP) # 09/19/24(Thu)20:13:55 No.689381434 09/19/24(Thu)20:14:19 No.689381463 09/19/24(Thu)20:16:03 No.689381586 >falls asleep in rise and shine

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Meemm yesss | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I found some irony SWIFE TO NEXT > 136 KB JPG 05/15/18(Tue)07:19:03 No.45411384 >go to iFunny >post a green text >get called a Reddit user >get called a normie I got called a normie on the normiest site
Anonymous I found some irony SWIFE TO NEXT > 136 KB JPG 05/15/18(Tue)07:19:03 No.45411384 >go to iFunny >post a green text >get called a Reddit user >get called a normie I got called a normie on the normiest site

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Man had some crazy lore | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 50 KB JPEG 9/18/2024, 9:21:01 PM > Be Sergey Taboritsky No.73168879 > Born out of wedlock as a Jewish Russian > Support the monarchy > Russian Revolution.exe > Flee to Germany > Attack random politican with umbrella > Take drugs with friend > Try to kill other politican while on drugs > Fail, but kill other guy > Other guy's son ends up writing L----- because of the trauma > N*zis come into power > Work with the Gestapo > Lose war > Leave Berlin and live peacefully
Anonymous 50 KB JPEG 9/18/2024, 9:21:01 PM > Be Sergey Taboritsky No.73168879 > Born out of wedlock as a Jewish Russian > Support the monarchy > Russian Revolution.exe > Flee to Germany > Attack random politican with umbrella > Take drugs with friend > Try to kill other politican while on drugs > Fail, but kill other guy > Other guy's son ends up writing L----- because of the trauma > N*zis come into power > Work with the Gestapo > Lose war > Leave Berlin and live peacefully

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And I would have gotten away with it too! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/27/22(Tue)16:54:10 No.174774485 F3CD1D93-A058-4AAC-AA25-84B1550E8494.jpg 374 KB JPG >christofuh, some of janice's hippie friends are coming to town in this "mystery machine" and trying to bust our business, i need you to dress up as a monster and scare em out of jersey
Anonymous 09/27/22(Tue)16:54:10 No.174774485 F3CD1D93-A058-4AAC-AA25-84B1550E8494.jpg 374 KB JPG >christofuh, some of janice's hippie friends are coming to town in this "mystery machine" and trying to bust our business, i need you to dress up as a monster and scare em out of jersey

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Anon thinks incest is wincest. | /r/Greentext

189 KB PNG >Be me >See all the "i----- is wincest" memes on this board >Have a hot sister >Invite her to play some vidya with me >We share some witty banter >I decide to up the ante and rub her thigh >She asks me why I was doing that >I go in for a kiss >She starts freaking out and tells our parents >Mom is crying and dad is threatening to kick me out I'm seriously close to roping. How do I fix this?
189 KB PNG >Be me >See all the "i----- is wincest" memes on this board >Have a hot sister >Invite her to play some vidya with me >We share some witty banter >I decide to up the ante and rub her thigh >She asks me why I was doing that >I go in for a kiss >She starts freaking out and tells our parents >Mom is crying and dad is threatening to kick me out I'm seriously close to roping. How do I fix this?

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Wehraboo Logic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)09:41:02 No.917263388 >Attacks the whole world >Wehraboos complain that the world united against them ??? 152 KB JPG
Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)09:41:02 No.917263388 >Attacks the whole world >Wehraboos complain that the world united against them ??? 152 KB JPG

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Perpetual Portal Power Plant | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed)21:53:48 No.689273854 portals wheel endlessly falling water electricity = INFINITE ENERGY 1725617732115539.png 150 KB PNG Enough with the Portal conundrum, how would you effectively use the technology?
Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed)21:53:48 No.689273854 portals wheel endlessly falling water electricity = INFINITE ENERGY 1725617732115539.png 150 KB PNG Enough with the Portal conundrum, how would you effectively use the technology?

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Anon noticed a missed opportunity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/03/19(Tue)00:12:03 No.7185664 >Literally have a general named France Holder >Don't use him to hold France God, Hitler was a dumbass 40 KB JPG
: Anonymous 09/03/19(Tue)00:12:03 No.7185664 >Literally have a general named France Holder >Don't use him to hold France God, Hitler was a dumbass 40 KB JPG

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Encirclement | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)02:34:57 No.16287534 fractal_omnipepe_vortex.jpg 264 KB JPG >make a new journal and become its editor in chief >have your friend make another new journal and become its editor in chief as new >you submit papers to your friend journal >your friend submit papers to your journal >always accept each other papers >always cite each other work from the other journal >now both journals will have high impact factor due to citations from the other ones >now you both have high citation counts in high impact factor journals is there a system to stop people from doing this or it's just unlimited exploit for a free "high impact" academic career?
: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)02:34:57 No.16287534 fractal_omnipepe_vortex.jpg 264 KB JPG >make a new journal and become its editor in chief >have your friend make another new journal and become its editor in chief as new >you submit papers to your friend journal >your friend submit papers to your journal >always accept each other papers >always cite each other work from the other journal >now both journals will have high impact factor due to citations from the other ones >now you both have high citation counts in high impact factor journals is there a system to stop people from doing this or it's just unlimited exploit for a free "high impact" academic career?

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Anon hates zoomers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)15:51:45 No.78860108 >ruins culture >ruins gaming >ruins music >ruins society IL 47 KB PNG 14 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)15:51:45 No.78860108 >ruins culture >ruins gaming >ruins music >ruins society IL 47 KB PNG 14 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon sees women | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 280 KB PNG 05/12/20(Tue)22:36:00 No.58122654 >go outside >see people with long hair >see people with t--- >see people wearing a dress >they're everywhere W-- guys I thought women were just a meme
Anonymous 280 KB PNG 05/12/20(Tue)22:36:00 No.58122654 >go outside >see people with long hair >see people with t--- >see people wearing a dress >they're everywhere W-- guys I thought women were just a meme

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Anon Likes Elves | /r/Greentext

File: 176582078264195.jpg (1.07 MB, 3741x4415) Elves then: TVアニメ化決定・ 2024年 Elves now: 中 ☐ Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)19:39:04 No.689293614 ►>>689293775 >>689293784 >>689295029 >>689295374 >>689295480 >>689295591 >>689295618 >>689295839 >>689297295 >>689297629 >>689297653 Why are the japanese so bad when it comes to making games with fantasy rpg elements? Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)19:42:02 No.689293775 >>689293614 (OP) >>689294316 Elves in Japanese folklore were basically just regular people but slightly more murdery or whorish. It is very much reflected in the medium. ☐ Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)19:42:09 No.689293784 ► >>689293614 (OP) >elfs then: plapable >elfs now: plapable >op then: retarded >op now: retarded Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)19:52:36 No.689294316 ► >>689293775 Even worse, elves in scandinavian folklore are just dudes. Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)20:06:30 No.689295029 >>689293614 (OP) >elves then: based >elves now: also based ☐ Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)20:15:23 No.689295480 >>689295654 >>689293614 (OP) >Elves now in the west: black people with pointy ears >Elves now in Japan: actual elves ☐ Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)20:17:56 No.689295618 >>689293614 (OP) Top are male elves, bottom are female elves ☐ Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)20:19:50 No.689295714 ►>>689295949 File: ArondirRings-of-Power.jpg (76 KB, 1200x600) Elves now:
File: 176582078264195.jpg (1.07 MB, 3741x4415) Elves then: TVアニメ化決定・ 2024年 Elves now: 中 ☐ Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)19:39:04 No.689293614 ►>>689293775 >>689293784 >>689295029 >>689295374 >>689295480 >>689295591 >>689295618 >>689295839 >>689297295 >>689297629 >>689297653 Why are the japanese so bad when it comes to making games with fantasy rpg elements? Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)19:42:02 No.689293775 >>689293614 (OP) >>689294316 Elves in Japanese folklore were basically just regular people but slightly more murdery or whorish. It is very much reflected in the medium. ☐ Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)19:42:09 No.689293784 ► >>689293614 (OP) >elfs then: plapable >elfs now: plapable >op then: retarded >op now: retarded Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)19:52:36 No.689294316 ► >>689293775 Even worse, elves in scandinavian folklore are just dudes. Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)20:06:30 No.689295029 >>689293614 (OP) >elves then: based >elves now: also based ☐ Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)20:15:23 No.689295480 >>689295654 >>689293614 (OP) >Elves now in the west: black people with pointy ears >Elves now in Japan: actual elves ☐ Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)20:17:56 No.689295618 >>689293614 (OP) Top are male elves, bottom are female elves ☐ Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)20:19:50 No.689295714 ►>>689295949 File: ArondirRings-of-Power.jpg (76 KB, 1200x600) Elves now:

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Right in the feels | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)02:40:37 No.203422349 R BR ant.jpg 123 KB JPG >Main character working a retail job is seen as humiliating Doesn't this kinda sting people who actually work those jobs?
: Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)02:40:37 No.203422349 R BR ant.jpg 123 KB JPG >Main character working a retail job is seen as humiliating Doesn't this kinda sting people who actually work those jobs?

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Anon studies history | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/1 17:03:50 No.17084865 >>17085732 >>17085808 >>17085939 >>17086006 >>17086132 Franco-Prussian war has to be the silliest s--- in modern history. >Bismarck trolls France (doesn't even do anything except trying to be slightly provocative) >France declares war because French people can't handle banter >Germany steamrolls France >Napoleon III gets captured >Paris gets surrounded >Prussia declares German Empire in Versailles >France loses Alsace-Lorraine and feels humiliated and salty over something they themselves started >Salty enough for one thing to lead to another and people ending up dying to mustard gas in Somme a few decades later
Anonymous 09/1 17:03:50 No.17084865 >>17085732 >>17085808 >>17085939 >>17086006 >>17086132 Franco-Prussian war has to be the silliest s--- in modern history. >Bismarck trolls France (doesn't even do anything except trying to be slightly provocative) >France declares war because French people can't handle banter >Germany steamrolls France >Napoleon III gets captured >Paris gets surrounded >Prussia declares German Empire in Versailles >France loses Alsace-Lorraine and feels humiliated and salty over something they themselves started >Salty enough for one thing to lead to another and people ending up dying to mustard gas in Somme a few decades later

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anon needs advice | /r/Greentext

File: 1714758664206820.jpg (363 KB, 1047x1620) YAR Mom is p----- that I want to become a man Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)03:39:48 No.32005588 [Reply] >>32019968 >>32020622 >never liked girly stuff >raised by single mom who tried really hard to be there for me >did girly stuff with her just to spend time with her and show I appreciated her >she still has some of the cross-stitched portraits I made with her hung up in her living room >told her today I've been looking at trans stuff for a while >added that I never felt right in my own skin >she acts like I tell her I'm killing myself >tried to talk me into a psych ward >begged me not to do this to myself Now I feel like s--- for having been honest with my mom. Her reaction doesn't change the way I feel about my body, but I do feel guilty for bringing her so much grief. I don't want to hurt my mom, but I don't think I can be happy anymore unless I become a man and that would break her heart for how she reacted to the idea of it. Is there any chance she'll come around after I start testosterone, or should I figure out a way to keep everything secret and just pretend that I'm the same as I ever was when I spend time with her?
File: 1714758664206820.jpg (363 KB, 1047x1620) YAR Mom is p----- that I want to become a man Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)03:39:48 No.32005588 [Reply] >>32019968 >>32020622 >never liked girly stuff >raised by single mom who tried really hard to be there for me >did girly stuff with her just to spend time with her and show I appreciated her >she still has some of the cross-stitched portraits I made with her hung up in her living room >told her today I've been looking at trans stuff for a while >added that I never felt right in my own skin >she acts like I tell her I'm killing myself >tried to talk me into a psych ward >begged me not to do this to myself Now I feel like s--- for having been honest with my mom. Her reaction doesn't change the way I feel about my body, but I do feel guilty for bringing her so much grief. I don't want to hurt my mom, but I don't think I can be happy anymore unless I become a man and that would break her heart for how she reacted to the idea of it. Is there any chance she'll come around after I start testosterone, or should I figure out a way to keep everything secret and just pretend that I'm the same as I ever was when I spend time with her?

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Anon wants folders on the PS5 | /r/Greentext

PS5 Games Media SPIDER MAN TRIAL PLAYROOM Explore Official news from Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales | Yesterday Just The Facts #1 The show that drops truth bombs about Spider-Man 8:07 AM FORTNITE KRATOS Official Launch Trailer FIFA.21 Just The Facts #1 Kratos has arrived on PSS The Last Laugh Bundle NXT LVL Trailer 960x0 (5).jpg 72 KB JPG Early Access 2020 MARVEL why do we still not have PS5 game folders? : Anonymous >>924662171 (OP) # 09/18/24(Wed)16:02:53 No.924662183 >Implying there are games to put in said folder
PS5 Games Media SPIDER MAN TRIAL PLAYROOM Explore Official news from Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales | Yesterday Just The Facts #1 The show that drops truth bombs about Spider-Man 8:07 AM FORTNITE KRATOS Official Launch Trailer FIFA.21 Just The Facts #1 Kratos has arrived on PSS The Last Laugh Bundle NXT LVL Trailer 960x0 (5).jpg 72 KB JPG Early Access 2020 MARVEL why do we still not have PS5 game folders? : Anonymous >>924662171 (OP) # 09/18/24(Wed)16:02:53 No.924662183 >Implying there are games to put in said folder

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