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Anonymous (ID: uJCWG4VT) How we can know the Bible is f(...) HO 11 KB JPG 08/18/24(Sun)18:16:42 No.478739263 >Be God, the omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent creator of reality >Require slaughtering innocent life to make you happy so you forgive humans for sinning >"You do bad things, so you better kill the highest quality innocent living things you can get or else I'll hate you." >For some reason, mutilating little boys penises is absolutely necessary. In fact, mutilate every male's penis for him, but especially 8-day old boys, that's what God, who created an entire universe, wants the most. >"If you kill the absolute best quality, best bred, most lovely innocent life you have for me, I'll make sure you can genocide your enemy tribes to the last man, woman, child, and animal. >"......except the Scythians, cause like, they have steel chariots and s--- and f--- all that mess. Of course I'm a real God, I created the universe you stupid f---! Now go mutilate more boy penises and kill the best innocent creatures you can find for me, idiot."
Anonymous (ID: uJCWG4VT) How we can know the Bible is f(...) HO 11 KB JPG 08/18/24(Sun)18:16:42 No.478739263 >Be God, the omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent creator of reality >Require slaughtering innocent life to make you happy so you forgive humans for sinning >"You do bad things, so you better kill the highest quality innocent living things you can get or else I'll hate you." >For some reason, mutilating little boys penises is absolutely necessary. In fact, mutilate every male's penis for him, but especially 8-day old boys, that's what God, who created an entire universe, wants the most. >"If you kill the absolute best quality, best bred, most lovely innocent life you have for me, I'll make sure you can genocide your enemy tribes to the last man, woman, child, and animal. >"......except the Scythians, cause like, they have steel chariots and s--- and f--- all that mess. Of course I'm a real God, I created the universe you stupid f---! Now go mutilate more boy penises and kill the best innocent creatures you can find for me, idiot."

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Doll lover | /r/Greentext

OB Anonymous ID: //gCW7n0 Tue 22 Aug 2023 17:14:45 No.438801146 >>438800979 View >I cant even imagine how sad and pathetic must feel a lonely man on a friday evening when he's done with the doll and with disgusts he watch at the dead plastic body filled with his weak c-- while normal people have their cozy/chad evenings. >I feel sad for you, anons. Hope you get better pic related t.poland
OB Anonymous ID: //gCW7n0 Tue 22 Aug 2023 17:14:45 No.438801146 >>438800979 View >I cant even imagine how sad and pathetic must feel a lonely man on a friday evening when he's done with the doll and with disgusts he watch at the dead plastic body filled with his weak c-- while normal people have their cozy/chad evenings. >I feel sad for you, anons. Hope you get better pic related t.poland

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Shifting Attack | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)10:46:52 No.27818406 1720067312948545.jpg 84 KB JPG >Car approaches you from behind doing 10+ mph more than you >move over to let them pass >they match your speed and hang out in your blind spot >they match your speed as you speed up, slow down, or even slam on the brakes I swear to god I hope these f----- NPC drivers hit a wall and burn to death
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)10:46:52 No.27818406 1720067312948545.jpg 84 KB JPG >Car approaches you from behind doing 10+ mph more than you >move over to let them pass >they match your speed and hang out in your blind spot >they match your speed as you speed up, slow down, or even slam on the brakes I swear to god I hope these f----- NPC drivers hit a wall and burn to death

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Anon Likes Grand Designs | /r/Greentext

File: 88a18d8279ab563ab91235e5f(...).jpg (672 KB, 1600x1200) GRAND DESIGNS Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:30:09 No.202619144 >>202621632 >its the Glass panes are 6mm too big after waiting 6 months for them to come from Italy Episode ☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:38:25 No.202619291 >>202620564 >year five of the six month build >originally budgeted at £400,000 they're now at 1.5 million >the german factory capable of making the 2 inch thick custom curved glass has closed down >the builders used the wrong chemical portaloos and the council is about to remove their eco-friendly green belt planning permission >the tasteful modernisation they planned for the watermill has been halted after five grams of droppings of an endangered bat were found on the rafters >josephine, craig and little phineas have had to leave the caravan after their son developed brain fungus from the damp >they are now living in tarp chrysalises in the adjoining meadow >kevin mccloud is wearing a scarf and haranguing the two of them for their hubris ☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)18:40:58 No.202620564 >>202619291 >kevin hosts a "where are they now" episode >phineas is f------ dead and the house still isn't finished ☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:21:09 No.202621272 >It's another endless rain episode Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:29:05 No.202621410 >>202621433 i like when people say they'll be done in 6 months and kevin laughs at them Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:30:55 No.202621433 >>202621410 >backhandedly tells them the design is s--- Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:32:20 No.202621458 >We're spending all our money and energy building the most complicated house we can >I know, a new baby is the perfect addition to this stress! Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:34:37 No.202621494 >2 months into the build the wife gets cancer >she survives but it's crippled their finances >then the husband gets cancer ☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:36:22 No.202621530 >>202621600 >>202621661 >>202621705 >>202621714 File: IMG_3432.jpg (1.36 MB, 3000x2002) >house is too big to sell Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:39:09 No.202621593 >Project is delayed and a little over budget >Couple say they are confident they can make up time >Cuts to next scene >Caption says 2020 oh nononono Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:41:05 No.202621632 >>202619144 (OP) It always ends up being a glass box. Middle class people have zero taste.
File: 88a18d8279ab563ab91235e5f(...).jpg (672 KB, 1600x1200) GRAND DESIGNS Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:30:09 No.202619144 >>202621632 >its the Glass panes are 6mm too big after waiting 6 months for them to come from Italy Episode ☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:38:25 No.202619291 >>202620564 >year five of the six month build >originally budgeted at £400,000 they're now at 1.5 million >the german factory capable of making the 2 inch thick custom curved glass has closed down >the builders used the wrong chemical portaloos and the council is about to remove their eco-friendly green belt planning permission >the tasteful modernisation they planned for the watermill has been halted after five grams of droppings of an endangered bat were found on the rafters >josephine, craig and little phineas have had to leave the caravan after their son developed brain fungus from the damp >they are now living in tarp chrysalises in the adjoining meadow >kevin mccloud is wearing a scarf and haranguing the two of them for their hubris ☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)18:40:58 No.202620564 >>202619291 >kevin hosts a "where are they now" episode >phineas is f------ dead and the house still isn't finished ☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:21:09 No.202621272 >It's another endless rain episode Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:29:05 No.202621410 >>202621433 i like when people say they'll be done in 6 months and kevin laughs at them Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:30:55 No.202621433 >>202621410 >backhandedly tells them the design is s--- Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:32:20 No.202621458 >We're spending all our money and energy building the most complicated house we can >I know, a new baby is the perfect addition to this stress! Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:34:37 No.202621494 >2 months into the build the wife gets cancer >she survives but it's crippled their finances >then the husband gets cancer ☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:36:22 No.202621530 >>202621600 >>202621661 >>202621705 >>202621714 File: IMG_3432.jpg (1.36 MB, 3000x2002) >house is too big to sell Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:39:09 No.202621593 >Project is delayed and a little over budget >Couple say they are confident they can make up time >Cuts to next scene >Caption says 2020 oh nononono Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:41:05 No.202621632 >>202619144 (OP) It always ends up being a glass box. Middle class people have zero taste.

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Anon watch a documentary | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)01:29:11 No.47665686 074e7c5b-329e-49d7-b555-91929a374b37.jpg 57 KB JPG >be me >Watching Netflix health documentary >"haha fat people" >They're filming fatties in the street >"hey, I have that shirt" >"hey, I have those cargo shorts" >"hey, I know that building" >mfw 1 Reply Anonymous View Thread 08/22/18(Wed)01:31:06 No.47665705 so dont be fat you fat idiot
Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)01:29:11 No.47665686 074e7c5b-329e-49d7-b555-91929a374b37.jpg 57 KB JPG >be me >Watching Netflix health documentary >"haha fat people" >They're filming fatties in the street >"hey, I have that shirt" >"hey, I have those cargo shorts" >"hey, I know that building" >mfw 1 Reply Anonymous View Thread 08/22/18(Wed)01:31:06 No.47665705 so dont be fat you fat idiot

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She was "The one" | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/13/24(Tue)04:24:27 No.202426434 IMG_3059.jpg 44 KB JPG >only wake up one woman Bro could have picked a dozen woman and lived the rest of his life having them fight over him.
: Anonymous 08/13/24(Tue)04:24:27 No.202426434 IMG_3059.jpg 44 KB JPG >only wake up one woman Bro could have picked a dozen woman and lived the rest of his life having them fight over him.

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Anon goes to a job interview | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8 KB JPG 08/17/24(Sat)23:27:52 No.78525767 >see job listing online for a cook at a restaurant >apply for job >few hours later get an automated text saying they want me to schedule an interview >schedule the interview for the next day >the next day drive 20 minutes to the place for the interview >arrive right on time >walk in and tell the cashier im here for an interview >they get the manager >manager comes out and asks me what i want to do >i say "i applied to be a cook" >he says "sorry we're not hiring cooks right now have a good day" well that was a f------ waste of my time. why the hell would you post a job listing for a cook then? >inb4 its an old job listing it was posted 1 day ago
Anonymous 8 KB JPG 08/17/24(Sat)23:27:52 No.78525767 >see job listing online for a cook at a restaurant >apply for job >few hours later get an automated text saying they want me to schedule an interview >schedule the interview for the next day >the next day drive 20 minutes to the place for the interview >arrive right on time >walk in and tell the cashier im here for an interview >they get the manager >manager comes out and asks me what i want to do >i say "i applied to be a cook" >he says "sorry we're not hiring cooks right now have a good day" well that was a f------ waste of my time. why the hell would you post a job listing for a cook then? >inb4 its an old job listing it was posted 1 day ago

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Gassy nightmare | /r/Greentext

R: 4/1:1 Nightmare: Hello anons I'm creating a nightmare and would love some input
R: 4/1:1 Nightmare: Hello anons I'm creating a nightmare and would love some input

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1st and 2nd amendment furry | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8/17/2024, 8:24:26 PM No.58799177 >be me 11 KB JPEG >23 years old NEET >spending all day browsing 4chan and playing video games > one day stumble upon furry art >tfw I actually think some of it is kinda cute > never thought I'd consider joining the furry fandom > kinda curious though > decide to check out some furry forums >immediately bombarded with fursuits and OCs >what even is an OC >spend hours reading about fursonas > can't stop thinking about making my own >spend all my savings on a nice fursona design >tfw finally get it and it's a cute wolf >name it 'Wolfie' (real original, I know) >spend days drawing and writing backstory for 'Wolfie' >start to feel like I'm living a double life >current life = boring NEET > furry life = epic adventure with Wolfie > decide to join a local furry meet-up > nervous but excited > everyone is super friendly and welcoming >realize I've found my tribe >completely forget about real-life responsibilities >months go by, I'm fully immersed >shout out to all my new furry friends >haven't even bothered to look for a job >mom finds my furry art stash >'What is this, honey?' > awkward silence as I try to explain >she just shakes her head, says she loves me >tfw I actually feel accepted > never going back >mfw I became a furry and found my new purpose in life
Anonymous 8/17/2024, 8:24:26 PM No.58799177 >be me 11 KB JPEG >23 years old NEET >spending all day browsing 4chan and playing video games > one day stumble upon furry art >tfw I actually think some of it is kinda cute > never thought I'd consider joining the furry fandom > kinda curious though > decide to check out some furry forums >immediately bombarded with fursuits and OCs >what even is an OC >spend hours reading about fursonas > can't stop thinking about making my own >spend all my savings on a nice fursona design >tfw finally get it and it's a cute wolf >name it 'Wolfie' (real original, I know) >spend days drawing and writing backstory for 'Wolfie' >start to feel like I'm living a double life >current life = boring NEET > furry life = epic adventure with Wolfie > decide to join a local furry meet-up > nervous but excited > everyone is super friendly and welcoming >realize I've found my tribe >completely forget about real-life responsibilities >months go by, I'm fully immersed >shout out to all my new furry friends >haven't even bothered to look for a job >mom finds my furry art stash >'What is this, honey?' > awkward silence as I try to explain >she just shakes her head, says she loves me >tfw I actually feel accepted > never going back >mfw I became a furry and found my new purpose in life

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Anon Helps Quiet Kid | /r/Greentext

484 KB PNG >be me >in highschool >decide to give the quiet kid a chance, he seems alright >my friend and i approach him "hey dude yeah wassup u alright" >he has like no one to talk to he gives in >6 months go by, we are talking like usual >since i like to talk to lots of different people, people always come to talk to me >also, since quiet kid has no one he just kinda sticks by me most times >overtime, we talk less; other people see that he is likeable and hang out with him at school >eventually, we stop talking >no problem, my main intention was for him to have friends anyway fast forward months later >schools ended >check his instagram story >its him and his friends from our old highschool hanging out >see it quite frequently now >proud of him mission passed, glad that he actually has friends now
484 KB PNG >be me >in highschool >decide to give the quiet kid a chance, he seems alright >my friend and i approach him "hey dude yeah wassup u alright" >he has like no one to talk to he gives in >6 months go by, we are talking like usual >since i like to talk to lots of different people, people always come to talk to me >also, since quiet kid has no one he just kinda sticks by me most times >overtime, we talk less; other people see that he is likeable and hang out with him at school >eventually, we stop talking >no problem, my main intention was for him to have friends anyway fast forward months later >schools ended >check his instagram story >its him and his friends from our old highschool hanging out >see it quite frequently now >proud of him mission passed, glad that he actually has friends now

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Anon is a small village in france | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 43 KB JPG shore 07/26/21(Mon)13:35:44 No.124703397 >Be a small town in France >Beach keeps getting littered by Garfield phones for 30 years >Scuba diver finally locates an old shipping container underwater that got caught between rocks decades ago, filled with Garfield phones that keep washing out to >Government says it's too expensive to remove, they'd rather just let you deal with it >Estimates say you have 50 more years of Garfield phones to go 17 Replies Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon) 14:11:47 No.124704214 >>124703397 (OP) # >50 more years of Garfield phones to go This truly is a Monday moment
: Anonymous 43 KB JPG shore 07/26/21(Mon)13:35:44 No.124703397 >Be a small town in France >Beach keeps getting littered by Garfield phones for 30 years >Scuba diver finally locates an old shipping container underwater that got caught between rocks decades ago, filled with Garfield phones that keep washing out to >Government says it's too expensive to remove, they'd rather just let you deal with it >Estimates say you have 50 more years of Garfield phones to go 17 Replies Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon) 14:11:47 No.124704214 >>124703397 (OP) # >50 more years of Garfield phones to go This truly is a Monday moment

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Anon criticises the war crime game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous SPEC OPS THE LINE 08/16/24(Fri)12:38:14 No.685733403 >ITT games only low IQ people hate I'll start with a classic YAGER 11 KB JPG GAMES : Anonymous >>685733403 (OP) # 08/16/24(Fri)12:47:33 No.685734154 >s-see your a bad person!!! a bad soldier!!!!! >but killing those civilian was my only option to proceed with the game, an action has no morality attached if there's no choice >U COULD OF TURN OFF DA GAME!!!!!! U THE PLAYER BAD!!!!!! ooookay - >>685734418 # >>685736185 # >>685736881 # >>685739636 # >>685740805 #1
Anonymous SPEC OPS THE LINE 08/16/24(Fri)12:38:14 No.685733403 >ITT games only low IQ people hate I'll start with a classic YAGER 11 KB JPG GAMES : Anonymous >>685733403 (OP) # 08/16/24(Fri)12:47:33 No.685734154 >s-see your a bad person!!! a bad soldier!!!!! >but killing those civilian was my only option to proceed with the game, an action has no morality attached if there's no choice >U COULD OF TURN OFF DA GAME!!!!!! U THE PLAYER BAD!!!!!! ooookay - >>685734418 # >>685736185 # >>685736881 # >>685739636 # >>685740805 #1

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Anon got the job | /r/Greentext

LOKA HALL BART GRONT 19 EKOLOGISKT >>61783628 >be me >be NEET for 7, almost 8 years >depression and anxiety >live in childhood room at my parents place >start looking online for stuff to do >see commercial for Securitas guards >"huh" >start checking it out, find out there's a course in just a month >sign up >get my security guard license pretty quickly >look for jobs >local hospital hiring a guard >apply >get answer within 5 hours >go to interview >they hire me almost immediately as a night guard >get the most chill job on the planet >have my own "chill corner" in one of the hallways where the cute nurses take their coffee break >get a comfy bed to chill in >spend most nights just reading or watching youtube/browsing /int/ >sometimes toss out a drunken fool or junkie looking for drugs Pic related is my life at night.
LOKA HALL BART GRONT 19 EKOLOGISKT >>61783628 >be me >be NEET for 7, almost 8 years >depression and anxiety >live in childhood room at my parents place >start looking online for stuff to do >see commercial for Securitas guards >"huh" >start checking it out, find out there's a course in just a month >sign up >get my security guard license pretty quickly >look for jobs >local hospital hiring a guard >apply >get answer within 5 hours >go to interview >they hire me almost immediately as a night guard >get the most chill job on the planet >have my own "chill corner" in one of the hallways where the cute nurses take their coffee break >get a comfy bed to chill in >spend most nights just reading or watching youtube/browsing /int/ >sometimes toss out a drunken fool or junkie looking for drugs Pic related is my life at night.

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Looks better than real one | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ZooZ0970 01/01/23(Sun)07:01:54 No.410425281 6444D86B-1EFA-411A-AE65-2103B85B6E30.jpg 62 KB JPG >>410414352 (OP) # Wat colr boogat?
Anonymous (ID: ZooZ0970 01/01/23(Sun)07:01:54 No.410425281 6444D86B-1EFA-411A-AE65-2103B85B6E30.jpg 62 KB JPG >>410414352 (OP) # Wat colr boogat?

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What went wrong? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/12/24(Mon)06:58:26 No.202390562 bobby lee.jpg 307 KB JPG >Lands his first role in a major film in over a decade >Universally panned >Hiroshima-tier box office bomb brutal
Anonymous 08/12/24(Mon)06:58:26 No.202390562 bobby lee.jpg 307 KB JPG >Lands his first role in a major film in over a decade >Universally panned >Hiroshima-tier box office bomb brutal

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In law's secret recipe | /r/Greentext

Board /fit/ - Fitness : Anonymous FATTIES AGAINS TASKASH ATE 20 FATTIES AGAINST FASCISM 31 KB JPG Dr. Pepper >no ice ▼ Settings Mobile Home 08/06/24(Tue)02:55:11 No.74845754 >>74845700 # I have some in laws who are all in the 400lb or so range, I don't see them often but the last time they visited I went out to get dinner and they all had a very peculiar Sonic order. >Everyone needs a Route 44 size >add chocolate syrup >I ask them to repeat >apparently this is the "Secret Family Recipe" >"It tastes just like a tootsie roll anon!" >to my bewilderment I ask for this and Sonic makes it Now every time we discuss cooking or cocktails I always make fun of my wife's secret family recipe.
Board /fit/ - Fitness : Anonymous FATTIES AGAINS TASKASH ATE 20 FATTIES AGAINST FASCISM 31 KB JPG Dr. Pepper >no ice ▼ Settings Mobile Home 08/06/24(Tue)02:55:11 No.74845754 >>74845700 # I have some in laws who are all in the 400lb or so range, I don't see them often but the last time they visited I went out to get dinner and they all had a very peculiar Sonic order. >Everyone needs a Route 44 size >add chocolate syrup >I ask them to repeat >apparently this is the "Secret Family Recipe" >"It tastes just like a tootsie roll anon!" >to my bewilderment I ask for this and Sonic makes it Now every time we discuss cooking or cocktails I always make fun of my wife's secret family recipe.

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Anon works in a family restaurant | /r/Greentext

File: image.jpg (63 KB, 612x408) gettyimages correctly because white people lol ☐ Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 14:42:53 No.78517526 >work at a mexican restaurant with my dad >whitest family known to man walks in and starts ordering >can't pronounce s--- >go to my dad in the kitchen and tell him to go easy on the spices >bring food out and family starts grubbin >the little kid starts crying like a mf >his dad says "oh come on billy the chicken isn't that hot" >he takes a bite and then starts howling like a dog >"OH GOODNESS GRACIOUS" >face is bright red, visibly pouring sweat, steam popping out of ears like a f------ cartoon >could have sworn I heard train whistles >same thing with the mom >whole family is making a scene, screaming, asking for water kicking the floor, and hitting the table like a bunch of lunatics >they tell I poisoned them while coughing and sweating >leave without paying, still making a scene on the way out >"YOU DAMN MEXICANS ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS" >ask dad what he put in their chicken >"salt, pepper, and lemon"
File: image.jpg (63 KB, 612x408) gettyimages correctly because white people lol ☐ Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 14:42:53 No.78517526 >work at a mexican restaurant with my dad >whitest family known to man walks in and starts ordering >can't pronounce s--- >go to my dad in the kitchen and tell him to go easy on the spices >bring food out and family starts grubbin >the little kid starts crying like a mf >his dad says "oh come on billy the chicken isn't that hot" >he takes a bite and then starts howling like a dog >"OH GOODNESS GRACIOUS" >face is bright red, visibly pouring sweat, steam popping out of ears like a f------ cartoon >could have sworn I heard train whistles >same thing with the mom >whole family is making a scene, screaming, asking for water kicking the floor, and hitting the table like a bunch of lunatics >they tell I poisoned them while coughing and sweating >leave without paying, still making a scene on the way out >"YOU DAMN MEXICANS ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS" >ask dad what he put in their chicken >"salt, pepper, and lemon"

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The tale of Anon and His Finnish Online friend | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_2170.jpg (206 KB, 750x671) Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 04:59:19 No.78516944 [Reply] >>78516956 >>78516984 >be americano >met cute finnish girl on instagram >chat for a little then moved on >years passed >we're chatting again and she sent me her snap >played among us and gamed with her daily >note this was in 2020 >decided to cut ties because of our geographic locations >"femanon maybe it's time to let all of this go" >by this point she was already into me >she wasn't having it and sent a video of herself crying + sl*tting her wrist >W-- >blocked her on all socials not sure if i made the right decision to this day but i was scared anons. Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat)05:01:45 No.78516956 >>78516944 (OP) i won't pretend being a discord with all of you is the same thing and fro i don't know what that's like but your greentext is just, lo a woman Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat)05:06:35 No.78516984 >>78516944 (OP) Yes if this is not fake. Why didn't you try to meet up with her at one point? A flight to finland only costs like $1500 back and forth. Or are you a neet who has no money?
File: IMG_2170.jpg (206 KB, 750x671) Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 04:59:19 No.78516944 [Reply] >>78516956 >>78516984 >be americano >met cute finnish girl on instagram >chat for a little then moved on >years passed >we're chatting again and she sent me her snap >played among us and gamed with her daily >note this was in 2020 >decided to cut ties because of our geographic locations >"femanon maybe it's time to let all of this go" >by this point she was already into me >she wasn't having it and sent a video of herself crying + sl*tting her wrist >W-- >blocked her on all socials not sure if i made the right decision to this day but i was scared anons. Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat)05:01:45 No.78516956 >>78516944 (OP) i won't pretend being a discord with all of you is the same thing and fro i don't know what that's like but your greentext is just, lo a woman Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat)05:06:35 No.78516984 >>78516944 (OP) Yes if this is not fake. Why didn't you try to meet up with her at one point? A flight to finland only costs like $1500 back and forth. Or are you a neet who has no money?

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Anonymous 09/23/15(Wed)22:56:01 No.642863132 >>642860186 (OP) # >work at liqour store >see obviously underage girls enter and rush to the back >hear them whispering and discussing what to get >they grab heaven hill vodka >they try and check out and I ask for I'd >they "lost" it but one says her dad says its ok she's 22 >laugh at them and tell them gtfo >same girl tells me her dad is rich blah blah >they leave and I start eating a pickle in a bag >drive thru bell rings >walk over and see its the same girls >they freak out one says that there should have been someone else >I stare at them eating my pickle >they speed off >good pickle
Anonymous 09/23/15(Wed)22:56:01 No.642863132 >>642860186 (OP) # >work at liqour store >see obviously underage girls enter and rush to the back >hear them whispering and discussing what to get >they grab heaven hill vodka >they try and check out and I ask for I'd >they "lost" it but one says her dad says its ok she's 22 >laugh at them and tell them gtfo >same girl tells me her dad is rich blah blah >they leave and I start eating a pickle in a bag >drive thru bell rings >walk over and see its the same girls >they freak out one says that there should have been someone else >I stare at them eating my pickle >they speed off >good pickle

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1469773231552.jpg 101 KB JPG The interdimensional reptilian shapeshifting CIA mantids are causing Al mossad deepfake false flags by masonic predictive program hydroxychloroquine weather manipulation Monsanto fluoride trails to distract moloch crisis actors from the fact that fake news aliens are hollow and that the sandy hook landing never happened so (((they))) can continue to use CERN vaccines to harvest gangstalker jesuit adrenochrome from our kali yuga Covid-19 pineal glands for chinese nanochip astral projection remotely through demonic V2K 5G technology from the black cube HAARP hexagon on top of Satan
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