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Anonymous 648 KB PNG 01/23/20(Thu)11:56:49 No.819094755 >be me >20 yo student >doing little computer repairs for money >get call from friend working at warehouse >"Anon, there is this huge pile of laptops that has to be thrown away. I asked my boss if I could take them and he said yes. They seem pretty recent, come and see them, maybe you can earn quite some money off it" >see pictures >lots of Thinkpad T440 >whynot.jpg >go to friend >inspect laptops >most of them have problems, but some work fine >load them on car >head back home >a------ jumps a red light and t-bones the back of my car >police comes sees dashcam footage and says this a------ was in fault >submit insurance compensation >maliciousidea.gif >put all 50 laptops into compensation mfw I receive 30000$ in compensation for mostly broken laptops 3 Replies/2 Images View Thread
Anonymous 648 KB PNG 01/23/20(Thu)11:56:49 No.819094755 >be me >20 yo student >doing little computer repairs for money >get call from friend working at warehouse >"Anon, there is this huge pile of laptops that has to be thrown away. I asked my boss if I could take them and he said yes. They seem pretty recent, come and see them, maybe you can earn quite some money off it" >see pictures >lots of Thinkpad T440 >whynot.jpg >go to friend >inspect laptops >most of them have problems, but some work fine >load them on car >head back home >a------ jumps a red light and t-bones the back of my car >police comes sees dashcam footage and says this a------ was in fault >submit insurance compensation >maliciousidea.gif >put all 50 laptops into compensation mfw I receive 30000$ in compensation for mostly broken laptops 3 Replies/2 Images View Thread

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Anon is intrigued | /r/Greentext

File: literally me.jpg (476 KB, 767x1024) ☐ Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 04:44:14 No.78513994 ►>>78515177 >Reading Franz Kafka's story, The Trial >It's honestly boring and repetitive >get to the part about the artist and all the little girls >suddenly 100% captivated >re-read the chapter just to imagine all those unwashed brats again Why am I like this?
File: literally me.jpg (476 KB, 767x1024) ☐ Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 04:44:14 No.78513994 ►>>78515177 >Reading Franz Kafka's story, The Trial >It's honestly boring and repetitive >get to the part about the artist and all the little girls >suddenly 100% captivated >re-read the chapter just to imagine all those unwashed brats again Why am I like this?

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Anon defends Doom | /r/Greentext

File: doom.jpg (20 KB, 300x200) Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 07:18:38 No.78515108 >>78515119 >>78515125 >>78515221 >erm, actually in doom you kill the demons, so its a christian game basically >youre, like, destroying the forces of evil of course there's violence. its in the bible >am i a christian? LOL no
File: doom.jpg (20 KB, 300x200) Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 07:18:38 No.78515108 >>78515119 >>78515125 >>78515221 >erm, actually in doom you kill the demons, so its a christian game basically >youre, like, destroying the forces of evil of course there's violence. its in the bible >am i a christian? LOL no

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Anon moves in with his girlfriend | /r/Greentext

File: sad.png (296 KB, 473x336) Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 07:59:40 No.78515335 >>78515342 >gf lets me live with her but doesnt let me see the basement, always locked, very stern about it >i never thought much about it but today i found a drawer of hers with a bunch of random peoples driving licences, watches, wallets, ect. >I looked up some of the people and they all were missing people in our area should i be concerned about any of this or am i overreacting? i would ask her about it but our wedding is in a few days and i dont want to start an argument over what is likely nothing
File: sad.png (296 KB, 473x336) Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 07:59:40 No.78515335 >>78515342 >gf lets me live with her but doesnt let me see the basement, always locked, very stern about it >i never thought much about it but today i found a drawer of hers with a bunch of random peoples driving licences, watches, wallets, ect. >I looked up some of the people and they all were missing people in our area should i be concerned about any of this or am i overreacting? i would ask her about it but our wedding is in a few days and i dont want to start an argument over what is likely nothing

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Anon doesn't like Richard Dawkins | /r/Greentext

dawkins.jpg 350 KB JPG >goes on autistic athiest crusade to destroy Christianity >his country is now an Islamic shitskin-worshipping hellhole Was he retarded?
dawkins.jpg 350 KB JPG >goes on autistic athiest crusade to destroy Christianity >his country is now an Islamic shitskin-worshipping hellhole Was he retarded?

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Femanon exposes abhorrent systemic practices | /r/Greentext

BBC Actors demand action over 'disgusting' explicit video game scenes 6 hours ago Anonymous (ID: PqEyl9gH) 08/17/24(Sat)00:55:17 No.478582584 ► >be voice actress >get hired to play lead role in a game called C--- Crusher Classics 5 >show up in the studio and receive script >omfg they want me to reenact sexually explicit scenes?!?! >go straight to media to expose these misogynistic practices
BBC Actors demand action over 'disgusting' explicit video game scenes 6 hours ago Anonymous (ID: PqEyl9gH) 08/17/24(Sat)00:55:17 No.478582584 ► >be voice actress >get hired to play lead role in a game called C--- Crusher Classics 5 >show up in the studio and receive script >omfg they want me to reenact sexually explicit scenes?!?! >go straight to media to expose these misogynistic practices

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Anon is going to a party | /r/Greentext

8 KB JPG >be me >changed schools and locations at least a dozen times in my life >old friend invites me to his party >never been to a party before >but I havent seen him in so long >f--- it Im going >expect that Im gonna be a social stigma and talk to nobody >oh well >arrive at party >"ANON!" >everyone happy as f--- to see me >hugs on top of hugs on top of hugs from people I havent seen in years >they all missed me >I always thought I was a social outcast >smoking pot, getting drunk >flirting with girls that I used to think were way out of my league >vibing like there is no tommorow >3 am, crossfaded out of my mind >pass out on friend's floor >people actually like me >people actually enjoy my presence
8 KB JPG >be me >changed schools and locations at least a dozen times in my life >old friend invites me to his party >never been to a party before >but I havent seen him in so long >f--- it Im going >expect that Im gonna be a social stigma and talk to nobody >oh well >arrive at party >"ANON!" >everyone happy as f--- to see me >hugs on top of hugs on top of hugs from people I havent seen in years >they all missed me >I always thought I was a social outcast >smoking pot, getting drunk >flirting with girls that I used to think were way out of my league >vibing like there is no tommorow >3 am, crossfaded out of my mind >pass out on friend's floor >people actually like me >people actually enjoy my presence

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Anon talks about the salad guy. | /r/Greentext

>so legendary that his face is still recognizable over two millennia after his death >so influential that his name became a coveted title for emperors and kings Was he literally the greatest man in Western history?
>so legendary that his face is still recognizable over two millennia after his death >so influential that his name became a coveted title for emperors and kings Was he literally the greatest man in Western history?

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Anon wanted nostalgia | /r/Greentext

Anonymous HOM 58 KB JPG 08/16/24(Fri)21:47:00 No.922994961 >massive software that thousands are looking for a leaked version >most blatantly obvious Trojan gets posted and EVERYONE downloads it and sends it to their friends >thousands already having to reinstall windows Why don't people just be cautious?
Anonymous HOM 58 KB JPG 08/16/24(Fri)21:47:00 No.922994961 >massive software that thousands are looking for a leaked version >most blatantly obvious Trojan gets posted and EVERYONE downloads it and sends it to their friends >thousands already having to reinstall windows Why don't people just be cautious?

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Sea Embargo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)02:00:14 No.27817320 annoyed.png 111 KB PNG >buy reliable, fuel efficient japanese car because /o/ said those are the white mans chariot >go out with girl >she tells me, "anon why did you buy such a small car, should have gotten a truck and you would have looked badass" God damnit i knew i shouldnt have listened to you incels
: Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)02:00:14 No.27817320 annoyed.png 111 KB PNG >buy reliable, fuel efficient japanese car because /o/ said those are the white mans chariot >go out with girl >she tells me, "anon why did you buy such a small car, should have gotten a truck and you would have looked badass" God damnit i knew i shouldnt have listened to you incels

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Anon has a point | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: N1vX5y11) You just hate women, be honest 1.39 MB PNG >be /pol/ 08/16/24(Fri)10:21:07 No.478498292 >complain about women having unreasonably high standards with respect to male companionship >also complain about women being promiscuous sluts sleeping with everything and everyone, lay-count of 50+ guys before age 20, etc. You're not making a lot of sense as of late, explain yourself.
Anonymous (ID: N1vX5y11) You just hate women, be honest 1.39 MB PNG >be /pol/ 08/16/24(Fri)10:21:07 No.478498292 >complain about women having unreasonably high standards with respect to male companionship >also complain about women being promiscuous sluts sleeping with everything and everyone, lay-count of 50+ guys before age 20, etc. You're not making a lot of sense as of late, explain yourself.

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Which part of the 3 day operation is this? | /r/Greentext

08/13/24(Tue)14:56:18 No.478182274 Kursk is literally the s-------- part of Russia. They were practically culturally Ukrainian prior to the SMO. Seeing how fast they've bent over to accept the hohol c--- shows how treturous they really are. F--- them, they weren't real Russians anyways. >>478182310 # >>478182349 # >>478182379 # >>478182392 # >>478182403 # >>478182408 # >>478182415 # >>478182471 # >>478182507 # >>478182588 # >>478182918 # >>478183269 # >>478183664 # >>478183920 # >>478184127 # >>478184435 # >>478185276 # >>478185364 # >>478185680 # >>478186106 # >>478186214 #
08/13/24(Tue)14:56:18 No.478182274 Kursk is literally the s-------- part of Russia. They were practically culturally Ukrainian prior to the SMO. Seeing how fast they've bent over to accept the hohol c--- shows how treturous they really are. F--- them, they weren't real Russians anyways. >>478182310 # >>478182349 # >>478182379 # >>478182392 # >>478182403 # >>478182408 # >>478182415 # >>478182471 # >>478182507 # >>478182588 # >>478182918 # >>478183269 # >>478183664 # >>478183920 # >>478184127 # >>478184435 # >>478185276 # >>478185364 # >>478185680 # >>478186106 # >>478186214 #

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Anon gets groomed | /r/Greentext

3h (9/14 11:52) - 74732416 10 Re - 0 Img JPG 231KB (1205 × 1600) bushieboo.jpg >Married to childhood friend for 6 happy years >Wife wants to read her old diary from about 3rd grade with me >Sounds kinda dumb but if she's happy then fine >Mostly stupid kids stuff with random words like HATE in big writing >Eventually we get to the part where she meets me >According to the diary she only wanted to be friends because her logic was that nerds become rich and she wanted to marry me to get rich >Remember how she was always trying to get me to learn and get into college pretty much entire childhood >This led me to actually get a good job as software engineer >I lead a good life because my wife was a sociopathic gold digging 8 year old
3h (9/14 11:52) - 74732416 10 Re - 0 Img JPG 231KB (1205 × 1600) bushieboo.jpg >Married to childhood friend for 6 happy years >Wife wants to read her old diary from about 3rd grade with me >Sounds kinda dumb but if she's happy then fine >Mostly stupid kids stuff with random words like HATE in big writing >Eventually we get to the part where she meets me >According to the diary she only wanted to be friends because her logic was that nerds become rich and she wanted to marry me to get rich >Remember how she was always trying to get me to learn and get into college pretty much entire childhood >This led me to actually get a good job as software engineer >I lead a good life because my wife was a sociopathic gold digging 8 year old

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Anon has a point | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 6 KB PNG 02/03/23(Fri)21:05:32 No. 177404485 >Your numbers Arabic, your letters Chinese. >Your kebab is Turkish. >Your parliamentary constitutional monarchy is British >Your coffee is Brazilian. >Your movies are American. >Your education system is Prussian. >Your curry is Indian. >Your oil is Saudi Arabian. >Your electronics are Korean. >Your Kam(u)i are Ainu. >Your eugenics are German. >Your whales are Argentinian. >Your salmon is Norwegian. >Your pizza is Italian. >Your maids are Philippine. >Your 90 telephone cards are Iranian/Peruvian And you complain that your neighbor is a gaijin?
Anonymous 6 KB PNG 02/03/23(Fri)21:05:32 No. 177404485 >Your numbers Arabic, your letters Chinese. >Your kebab is Turkish. >Your parliamentary constitutional monarchy is British >Your coffee is Brazilian. >Your movies are American. >Your education system is Prussian. >Your curry is Indian. >Your oil is Saudi Arabian. >Your electronics are Korean. >Your Kam(u)i are Ainu. >Your eugenics are German. >Your whales are Argentinian. >Your salmon is Norwegian. >Your pizza is Italian. >Your maids are Philippine. >Your 90 telephone cards are Iranian/Peruvian And you complain that your neighbor is a gaijin?

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skeleton-evidence.jpg | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/11/18(Mon)21:18:39 No.20915795 skeleton-evidence.jpg 13 KB JPG Is this image real? 51 Replies/7 Images View Thread
Anonymous 06/11/18(Mon)21:18:39 No.20915795 skeleton-evidence.jpg 13 KB JPG Is this image real? 51 Replies/7 Images View Thread

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Signs of success | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/12/24(Mon)06:21:00 No.202389252 SEA SALT 500000 a Chatside JE crop-POTROAST_PROCESS_037.jpg 213 KB JPG > "You want to know what makes me one of the greatest chefs in world? First observe my rotund body this should immediately tell you I have a LOT of experience eating food, Secondly my skin is covered in tons of EPIC tats which should clue you in that I have been deep in the underbelly of the culinary world, and last but not least notice how I maintain a unkempt appearance this tells society that I am a rebel at heart. That is why I am one the greatest chefs in the world."
Anonymous 08/12/24(Mon)06:21:00 No.202389252 SEA SALT 500000 a Chatside JE crop-POTROAST_PROCESS_037.jpg 213 KB JPG > "You want to know what makes me one of the greatest chefs in world? First observe my rotund body this should immediately tell you I have a LOT of experience eating food, Secondly my skin is covered in tons of EPIC tats which should clue you in that I have been deep in the underbelly of the culinary world, and last but not least notice how I maintain a unkempt appearance this tells society that I am a rebel at heart. That is why I am one the greatest chefs in the world."

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Anon roast backfires | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 54 KB JPG 11/16/17(Thu)22:19:21 No.41166713 >arguing with coworker >accidentally call a coworker a soyboy >he asks what it is but try to shrug it off >boss overhears and makes me explain to everyone >"well, soy has a lot of estrogen in it, so when you drink a lot of soy milk it makes you weak and effeminate and-" >soyboy: "Well I see you must've been drinking a lot of soy!" >everyone laughs at me >try to explain I'm not a soyboy but no one listens >tfw my nickname at work is now "soyboy"
Anonymous 54 KB JPG 11/16/17(Thu)22:19:21 No.41166713 >arguing with coworker >accidentally call a coworker a soyboy >he asks what it is but try to shrug it off >boss overhears and makes me explain to everyone >"well, soy has a lot of estrogen in it, so when you drink a lot of soy milk it makes you weak and effeminate and-" >soyboy: "Well I see you must've been drinking a lot of soy!" >everyone laughs at me >try to explain I'm not a soyboy but no one listens >tfw my nickname at work is now "soyboy"

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Anon is good | /r/Greentext

195 KB PNG >Mother got extremely sick on Christmas >She gets hospitalized >Doctor tell us she will be here until January 2 >I take care of my mother and I have to stay on the hospital every night taking care of her >Tell my girlfriend I have to cancel our plans for new year's party at a friend house because I'll be staying with my mom >She tells me she is still going without me >I think to myself "well I don't want her to have a s----- New Year so it's ok" >Later today best bro calls me >"hey buddy, I heard that you are staying at the hospital for new year, I canceled my plans and will bring you food to the hospital so we can celebrate"
195 KB PNG >Mother got extremely sick on Christmas >She gets hospitalized >Doctor tell us she will be here until January 2 >I take care of my mother and I have to stay on the hospital every night taking care of her >Tell my girlfriend I have to cancel our plans for new year's party at a friend house because I'll be staying with my mom >She tells me she is still going without me >I think to myself "well I don't want her to have a s----- New Year so it's ok" >Later today best bro calls me >"hey buddy, I heard that you are staying at the hospital for new year, I canceled my plans and will bring you food to the hospital so we can celebrate"

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Anon cured balding | /r/Greentext

181 KB PNG >dating a filipino girl in my 20s >she sits me down in the kitchen >her mom comes in from the bathroom with 3 jars >"white boys always lose hair. We put a stop to it" >girlfriend holds my hand >mom opens first jar >white like elmers glue >rubs contents all through my hair >feels like liquid silk >she talks to daughter in Tagalog >opens second jar >dark green with texture like lotion >dips her finger in >rubs it along my hairline >a few minutes pass as they talk in a language I can't understand >girlfriend gets up and rinses my hair off in the kitchen sink >her mom opens the last jar >pulls out a scoop with her finger >its like honey consistency but red >tells me to open up >rubs it all over my tongue >it tastes like copper and salt >holds my face and tells me not to swallow yet >it's disgusting >girlfriend brings me water >I drink it >hair has been perfect ever since >mfw I don't know what the f--- happened or what any of that s--- was but it worked.
181 KB PNG >dating a filipino girl in my 20s >she sits me down in the kitchen >her mom comes in from the bathroom with 3 jars >"white boys always lose hair. We put a stop to it" >girlfriend holds my hand >mom opens first jar >white like elmers glue >rubs contents all through my hair >feels like liquid silk >she talks to daughter in Tagalog >opens second jar >dark green with texture like lotion >dips her finger in >rubs it along my hairline >a few minutes pass as they talk in a language I can't understand >girlfriend gets up and rinses my hair off in the kitchen sink >her mom opens the last jar >pulls out a scoop with her finger >its like honey consistency but red >tells me to open up >rubs it all over my tongue >it tastes like copper and salt >holds my face and tells me not to swallow yet >it's disgusting >girlfriend brings me water >I drink it >hair has been perfect ever since >mfw I don't know what the f--- happened or what any of that s--- was but it worked.

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Anon gets confused | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: F71wCKF7) + 140 KB JPG 08/16/24(Fri)09:30:37 No.21000620 >one of the best chefs in the world >is british <???
Anonymous (ID: F71wCKF7) + 140 KB JPG 08/16/24(Fri)09:30:37 No.21000620 >one of the best chefs in the world >is british <???

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