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: Anonymous 134 KB PNG : Anonymous 06/17/22(Fri) 12:57:08 No.69080963 >>69080937 (OP) # Reddit is just horrible to use. It has its uses but making an account is a waste of time. : Anonymous 06/17/22 (Fri) 12:57:33 No.69080965 >wrongthink I love hearing this because you either defended p---------, said the n word, or just generally espoused something hateful to a particular group 06/17/22(Fri)12:54:10 No.69080937 >try using Reddit to get away from this horrible site >wrongthink gives you an instant permanent ban I wish the internet was never invented
: Anonymous 134 KB PNG : Anonymous 06/17/22(Fri) 12:57:08 No.69080963 >>69080937 (OP) # Reddit is just horrible to use. It has its uses but making an account is a waste of time. : Anonymous 06/17/22 (Fri) 12:57:33 No.69080965 >wrongthink I love hearing this because you either defended p---------, said the n word, or just generally espoused something hateful to a particular group 06/17/22(Fri)12:54:10 No.69080937 >try using Reddit to get away from this horrible site >wrongthink gives you an instant permanent ban I wish the internet was never invented

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I haven't seen Chris Brown in a while | /r/Greentext

1 órával ezelőtt ... >Walk into biology class >Teacher has a bruise on her arm >Autistic spaz ask teacher how she got it >autism.mp4 >I scream out >"she got Chris Browned" >mfw when everyone is laughing >mfw I don't get into trouble 1 REPLY 0 IMAGES Anonymous | 49141950 25 perccel ezelőtt ... >>49141130 (OP) The teacher didn't punish you because she felt sorry for you and took pity on you, because you are retarded. I was once a teacher and I would ignore the retards because I genuinely couldn't bring myself to make their life any worse than it was. Anonymous| 49141130 25,7 kB JPG
1 órával ezelőtt ... >Walk into biology class >Teacher has a bruise on her arm >Autistic spaz ask teacher how she got it >autism.mp4 >I scream out >"she got Chris Browned" >mfw when everyone is laughing >mfw I don't get into trouble 1 REPLY 0 IMAGES Anonymous | 49141950 25 perccel ezelőtt ... >>49141130 (OP) The teacher didn't punish you because she felt sorry for you and took pity on you, because you are retarded. I was once a teacher and I would ignore the retards because I genuinely couldn't bring myself to make their life any worse than it was. Anonymous| 49141130 25,7 kB JPG

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Anon watches Drake and Josh | /r/Greentext

08/11/19(Sun)21:40:32 No.119406697 JOSH: Drake... where's Epstein? DRAKE: He's right in there. See, I put him on suicide watch. [laugh track] JOSH: You were supposed to monitor him constantly. 51 KB JPG DRAKE: Dude, I'm gonna! JOSH: Oh really? DRAKE: Yes! JOSH: So go check on him! DRAKE: Okay, I will! tcch [laugh track] [rattles the door, peeps through the door, turns around] DRAKE: ...I see the problem. JOSH: Oh do ya?! : Anonymous Drake Josh
08/11/19(Sun)21:40:32 No.119406697 JOSH: Drake... where's Epstein? DRAKE: He's right in there. See, I put him on suicide watch. [laugh track] JOSH: You were supposed to monitor him constantly. 51 KB JPG DRAKE: Dude, I'm gonna! JOSH: Oh really? DRAKE: Yes! JOSH: So go check on him! DRAKE: Okay, I will! tcch [laugh track] [rattles the door, peeps through the door, turns around] DRAKE: ...I see the problem. JOSH: Oh do ya?! : Anonymous Drake Josh

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Anon has an idea | /r/Greentext

06/17/22 (Fri) 16:36:13 No.880308378 Anonymous 87 KB JPG >use the Al generator >then post the greentext to 4chan MFW I get this idea >be me >redditfag >r/greentext uses Al generated greentext >some redditfags happy other redditfags are mad >idea.jpg
06/17/22 (Fri) 16:36:13 No.880308378 Anonymous 87 KB JPG >use the Al generator >then post the greentext to 4chan MFW I get this idea >be me >redditfag >r/greentext uses Al generated greentext >some redditfags happy other redditfags are mad >idea.jpg

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Anon recalls his baseball teammate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous You WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE PROPAIN 1 GO THOUGH 09/17/21 (Fri) 23:41:58 No.863306208 >talking to mom on the phone >asks me if I remember a kid from my baseball team >tells me she ran into his mom at the store the other day >turns out he's gay 233 KB JPG >asks me if I remember anything from when we were kids that might've given me a clue >I recall times where I'd spend the night at his house and we'd wrestle in his bedroom >he'd pin me to the ground and spend several minutes rubbing himself against my backside while breathing really hard >"Nope, nothing at all."
: Anonymous You WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE PROPAIN 1 GO THOUGH 09/17/21 (Fri) 23:41:58 No.863306208 >talking to mom on the phone >asks me if I remember a kid from my baseball team >tells me she ran into his mom at the store the other day >turns out he's gay 233 KB JPG >asks me if I remember anything from when we were kids that might've given me a clue >I recall times where I'd spend the night at his house and we'd wrestle in his bedroom >he'd pin me to the ground and spend several minutes rubbing himself against my backside while breathing really hard >"Nope, nothing at all."

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Anon plays Fallout | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/25/09(Wed)20:45 No.27753105 File 1235612747.jpg-(54 KB, 710x550, bumble.jpg) OBLAST OFF I play Fallout 3 hardcore style. Pretty simple. No saving. No reloading. When you die, you die. Also, your character must have flaws. My first character, for example, was a p--------. Whenever I reached a new outpost, the first thing I would do is look for little girls. I would follow them around, talk to them, try to look up their skirts, etc. I would learn their routines and where they lived. I would hide in their houses at night so I could watch them sleep. So when I found little lamplight I almost didn't know what to do with myself. So many new playthings. Especially Bumble Sweet little innocent Bumble. I wandered about for what seemed hours, playing tag and investigating. Then I came across the girls bathroom. I stared down at the filthy water in the toilet. This is it. This is where my sweet little Bumble peed. I drank the radiated toilet water until my character died. That's Fallout 3 hardcore style E F5 FOR 2 #
Anonymous 02/25/09(Wed)20:45 No.27753105 File 1235612747.jpg-(54 KB, 710x550, bumble.jpg) OBLAST OFF I play Fallout 3 hardcore style. Pretty simple. No saving. No reloading. When you die, you die. Also, your character must have flaws. My first character, for example, was a p--------. Whenever I reached a new outpost, the first thing I would do is look for little girls. I would follow them around, talk to them, try to look up their skirts, etc. I would learn their routines and where they lived. I would hide in their houses at night so I could watch them sleep. So when I found little lamplight I almost didn't know what to do with myself. So many new playthings. Especially Bumble Sweet little innocent Bumble. I wandered about for what seemed hours, playing tag and investigating. Then I came across the girls bathroom. I stared down at the filthy water in the toilet. This is it. This is where my sweet little Bumble peed. I drank the radiated toilet water until my character died. That's Fallout 3 hardcore style E F5 FOR 2 #

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Anon has won at life. | /r/Greentext

02/02/19(Sat)01:05:04 No.791590505 Anonymous >be me >right now >toasting toaster stroodles at 12 am >be you 7 KB JPG >rn >not toasting toaster stroodles at 12 am >why live
02/02/19(Sat)01:05:04 No.791590505 Anonymous >be me >right now >toasting toaster stroodles at 12 am >be you 7 KB JPG >rn >not toasting toaster stroodles at 12 am >why live

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anon has no life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/02/22(Thu)22:16:27 No.879355866 The only reason why you guys don't recognize me is because everybody is anonymous on this board but I'm very popular if if there's a name on this board you guys would recognize me because I'm in every threat and you guys have replied to me at least once I'm very popular lol 32 KB JPG
: Anonymous 06/02/22(Thu)22:16:27 No.879355866 The only reason why you guys don't recognize me is because everybody is anonymous on this board but I'm very popular if if there's a name on this board you guys would recognize me because I'm in every threat and you guys have replied to me at least once I'm very popular lol 32 KB JPG

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anon does work | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/17/22(Fri)03:38:10 No.880294105 >be me >call center guy >take calls for support >80% of the time a simple restart fixes the problem issue >phone rings 53 KB JPG >hello this is x coomsumer support how may i help you >"uhh i got something stuck into my *product* uhh, how would i get it out? >what is inside the *product*? >uhh a sausage, uhh, please help me its starting to hurt >uh huh, sure, tell me what really happened >i put it on speakerphone to let work mates hear >well it was being warm, and a saw a hole in *product* and i was naked, and i slipped and fell my penis into the hole and now its getting hotter, my penis literally feels like its cooking inside the *product* >we all laugh >he hears >go call 911 or local police >hangup >laugh until lunch what are some dumb f--- calls u got /b/?
Anonymous 06/17/22(Fri)03:38:10 No.880294105 >be me >call center guy >take calls for support >80% of the time a simple restart fixes the problem issue >phone rings 53 KB JPG >hello this is x coomsumer support how may i help you >"uhh i got something stuck into my *product* uhh, how would i get it out? >what is inside the *product*? >uhh a sausage, uhh, please help me its starting to hurt >uh huh, sure, tell me what really happened >i put it on speakerphone to let work mates hear >well it was being warm, and a saw a hole in *product* and i was naked, and i slipped and fell my penis into the hole and now its getting hotter, my penis literally feels like its cooking inside the *product* >we all laugh >he hears >go call 911 or local police >hangup >laugh until lunch what are some dumb f--- calls u got /b/?

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Anon is gonna become an incel | /r/Greentext


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Anon becomes dyslexic | /r/Greentext


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Anon finds some blood. | /r/Greentext


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anon cracks the incel mystery | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)01:04:44 No.129977459 >>129977501 >>129980679 >>129982442 File: 1587273502222.png (29 KB, 600x600) >ugh women are all such dumb bimbos, they just want guy who will treat them like s---, they don't realize there's nicer guys out there that are way better >OMG MOMMYYYY EVIL MOMMY EVIL MILKERS STEP ON ME STEP ON ME SIT ON MY FACE PLEASE HURT ME WUYA PLEASE BURN ME AZULA PLEASE I'VE BEEN A BAD BOY AND I NEED TO BE PUNISHED
Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)01:04:44 No.129977459 >>129977501 >>129980679 >>129982442 File: 1587273502222.png (29 KB, 600x600) >ugh women are all such dumb bimbos, they just want guy who will treat them like s---, they don't realize there's nicer guys out there that are way better >OMG MOMMYYYY EVIL MOMMY EVIL MILKERS STEP ON ME STEP ON ME SIT ON MY FACE PLEASE HURT ME WUYA PLEASE BURN ME AZULA PLEASE I'VE BEEN A BAD BOY AND I NEED TO BE PUNISHED

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Anon appreciates his dad | /r/Greentext


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Black lives matter even in WoW | /r/Greentext

06/05/20(Fri) 13:02:37 No.829313154 Anonymous Greetings Bruce, Blizzard Account Battle Tag: Game: World of WarcraftⓇ Action(s) Taken: Account Suspended Violation: Disruptive/Offensive Gameplay Flaming, trolling or offensive language. Interrupting a Black Lives Matter in- game protest. BBEB11A4-0E3D-4F7F-8581-C3F4097A0E2F.jpg 512 KB JPG >Be playing WoW >See group of players assembled >Standing around chanting "Black Lives Matter" >ask why a bunch of orcs are standing around and not grinding raids >get immediately banned for "interrupting a black lives matter in-game protest" Mfw Orc Lives Matter should be trending on Twitter BIZZARD ENTERTAINMENT
06/05/20(Fri) 13:02:37 No.829313154 Anonymous Greetings Bruce, Blizzard Account Battle Tag: Game: World of WarcraftⓇ Action(s) Taken: Account Suspended Violation: Disruptive/Offensive Gameplay Flaming, trolling or offensive language. Interrupting a Black Lives Matter in- game protest. BBEB11A4-0E3D-4F7F-8581-C3F4097A0E2F.jpg 512 KB JPG >Be playing WoW >See group of players assembled >Standing around chanting "Black Lives Matter" >ask why a bunch of orcs are standing around and not grinding raids >get immediately banned for "interrupting a black lives matter in-game protest" Mfw Orc Lives Matter should be trending on Twitter BIZZARD ENTERTAINMENT

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Anon starts a tard war | /r/Greentext

24.2 kB JPG Tards >be me >be in 6th grade >about 2/3 the class is tards >about 2 people including me aren't retarded >l get a funny idea >one tard leaves the room to take a s--- >write a note that says "your a f-----" on it >put it on his desk >somehow no one noticed. >tard comes back >sits down >he sees the note >he begins squealing >grabs chair and throws it at another tard >5 tards begin going on a rampage >6th one takes off pants jumps on his desk and begins jerking off >ohfuck.jpg >me and 2 other kids f------ book it out >wait in hallway >4 tard wranglers go running in >about 2 minutes later 2 of the wranglers come running out >they send us home >the next day we are informed 1 tard wrangler was killed by a chair >and the others leg was broken >mfw
24.2 kB JPG Tards >be me >be in 6th grade >about 2/3 the class is tards >about 2 people including me aren't retarded >l get a funny idea >one tard leaves the room to take a s--- >write a note that says "your a f-----" on it >put it on his desk >somehow no one noticed. >tard comes back >sits down >he sees the note >he begins squealing >grabs chair and throws it at another tard >5 tards begin going on a rampage >6th one takes off pants jumps on his desk and begins jerking off >ohfuck.jpg >me and 2 other kids f------ book it out >wait in hallway >4 tard wranglers go running in >about 2 minutes later 2 of the wranglers come running out >they send us home >the next day we are informed 1 tard wrangler was killed by a chair >and the others leg was broken >mfw

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Anon is a fatty | /r/Greentext


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Anon wants to talk about politics | /r/Greentext


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Anon has high IQ | /r/Greentext


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Anon gets a girlfriend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/29/18 (Wed)07:45:31 No.47810294 >be me >24yo anon >meet girl on tinder >she's super cute >possiblegf.jpeg 59 KB PNG >not sure what a 9/10 is doing with me >i'm a total 3/10 >have amazing sex >afterwards ask her what my appeal was >"oh my stepdad was really fat so it's sort of my fetish" >mfw
Anonymous 08/29/18 (Wed)07:45:31 No.47810294 >be me >24yo anon >meet girl on tinder >she's super cute >possiblegf.jpeg 59 KB PNG >not sure what a 9/10 is doing with me >i'm a total 3/10 >have amazing sex >afterwards ask her what my appeal was >"oh my stepdad was really fat so it's sort of my fetish" >mfw

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