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Anon shaved his balls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 151 KB JPG 08/12/17(Sat)15:57:17 No.39025354 >whatisthis.jpeg >am I different? >decide to a little manscaping >have no idea how to shave >be me >age 13 >watch p--- for the first time >notice guy in porns d--- has no hair >grab spare razor blade, not in a case, just the blade >start to grate it gently on my balls >feelsgoodman.png >grate harder >grate too hard >slit open nutsuck >feelsbadman >bleeding profusely from b------- >worst and deepest pain I've ever experienced >bandage n------ >n------ swells with internal bleeding >fap >c-- blood >Get blood on all my underwear in the following weeks like a girl on her period >finally stops >go to doctor months later >horrible scar along n------ >"what the f--- is this, anon?" >Idk they must've butchered my circumcision Mfw
: Anonymous 151 KB JPG 08/12/17(Sat)15:57:17 No.39025354 >whatisthis.jpeg >am I different? >decide to a little manscaping >have no idea how to shave >be me >age 13 >watch p--- for the first time >notice guy in porns d--- has no hair >grab spare razor blade, not in a case, just the blade >start to grate it gently on my balls >feelsgoodman.png >grate harder >grate too hard >slit open nutsuck >feelsbadman >bleeding profusely from b------- >worst and deepest pain I've ever experienced >bandage n------ >n------ swells with internal bleeding >fap >c-- blood >Get blood on all my underwear in the following weeks like a girl on her period >finally stops >go to doctor months later >horrible scar along n------ >"what the f--- is this, anon?" >Idk they must've butchered my circumcision Mfw

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Anon is a Police Man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous F------ with Normies 35 KB JPG 07/13/22(Wed)01:17:45 No.69391974 >go to my drinking spot at 10PM >parking garage in a nice apartment complex >approach the door to the stairwell >listen, I can hear kids and I smell weed >descend a couple floors >kick the door in >POLICE! GET ON THE F------ GROUND! >start running up the stairs >they freak out and run away >get to the floor they were on >they dropped all of their drugs >calmly gather everything >take a pull from the joint they left behind I've been doing this on and off for six years. How do you guys like to f--- with normies?
: Anonymous F------ with Normies 35 KB JPG 07/13/22(Wed)01:17:45 No.69391974 >go to my drinking spot at 10PM >parking garage in a nice apartment complex >approach the door to the stairwell >listen, I can hear kids and I smell weed >descend a couple floors >kick the door in >POLICE! GET ON THE F------ GROUND! >start running up the stairs >they freak out and run away >get to the floor they were on >they dropped all of their drugs >calmly gather everything >take a pull from the joint they left behind I've been doing this on and off for six years. How do you guys like to f--- with normies?

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Anon having confusion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 745 KB JPG 07/12/22(Tue)17:52:55 No.167769426 >go to 4chan >everyone says americans are rich as f--- >go to reddit >everyone says americans are starving which one it is?
Anonymous 745 KB JPG 07/12/22(Tue)17:52:55 No.167769426 >go to 4chan >everyone says americans are rich as f--- >go to reddit >everyone says americans are starving which one it is?

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Spiderbro knew the truth... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/13/11 (Thu)21:50:0 No.302167405 not my story, but one I had seen like 7 months ago. >have spiderbro >eats random bugs and s--- in my kitchen >once killed a mouse >we live happily together for a few months >one night, go to bars and pick up girl >bring girl home, end up heading to my bedroom >spiderbro is on wall >girl screams runs home >get so angry I kill spiderbro for denying me my needs >find out from friend couple days later that the girl had herpes >spiderbro knew >sadface.jpg
Anonymous 01/13/11 (Thu)21:50:0 No.302167405 not my story, but one I had seen like 7 months ago. >have spiderbro >eats random bugs and s--- in my kitchen >once killed a mouse >we live happily together for a few months >one night, go to bars and pick up girl >bring girl home, end up heading to my bedroom >spiderbro is on wall >girl screams runs home >get so angry I kill spiderbro for denying me my needs >find out from friend couple days later that the girl had herpes >spiderbro knew >sadface.jpg

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I'd die to be in that thing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 25 KB JPG 07/13/22(Wed)01:41:07 No.69387805 >day 1359 of replacing my bed with a casket >8+ hours of sleep on a daily basis >minimalist design >doen't take a lot of space >black mahogany like my soul >can RP as Dracula >27' 420hz monitor with 3090 TI & 5950x >has incorporated AC >4WD manual so I can drive it to work >it takes farts to power it(literally) Take the casketpill already
Anonymous 25 KB JPG 07/13/22(Wed)01:41:07 No.69387805 >day 1359 of replacing my bed with a casket >8+ hours of sleep on a daily basis >minimalist design >doen't take a lot of space >black mahogany like my soul >can RP as Dracula >27' 420hz monitor with 3090 TI & 5950x >has incorporated AC >4WD manual so I can drive it to work >it takes farts to power it(literally) Take the casketpill already

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Anon is a NEET | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 541 KB PNG 05/19/21 (Wed)13:59:55 No.854808563 >born into this world without my consent >want NEET life but not rich and no friends or family >decide to find a way to NEET >leave wallet and all forms of ID at home >no ID, no money, nothing. I am basically a ghost now 10 Replies >go to walmart >lay down in isle >don't move or respond to anything >eventually cops/ambulance will be called >they arrive and take me away, but still not responding, just doing absolutely nothing >they can't discharge me from hospital or from jail since they don't know who I am or where I live >can't just leave me outside to die >they are forced to take care of me >all while I just lay there and do nothing >the perfect NEET life View Thread
: Anonymous 541 KB PNG 05/19/21 (Wed)13:59:55 No.854808563 >born into this world without my consent >want NEET life but not rich and no friends or family >decide to find a way to NEET >leave wallet and all forms of ID at home >no ID, no money, nothing. I am basically a ghost now 10 Replies >go to walmart >lay down in isle >don't move or respond to anything >eventually cops/ambulance will be called >they arrive and take me away, but still not responding, just doing absolutely nothing >they can't discharge me from hospital or from jail since they don't know who I am or where I live >can't just leave me outside to die >they are forced to take care of me >all while I just lay there and do nothing >the perfect NEET life View Thread

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Anon's room has thin walls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/16/21(Thu)23:54:08 No.65412200 >10 years old and staying with family over christmas >room I'm staying in has thin walls that reverb when you touch them hard enough >get massive farts from christmas lunch >later that evening decide to press my ass to the wall and let loose 33 KB JPG >entire wall shakes from my brap >room feels like it's echoing my fart for a good few seconds after I'm done >keep doing it every time I need to fart because I'm mesmerized >it's been a few days and my family have asked me if they've heard any strange sounds coming from my room >say no but keep doing it >night before we leave I get a massive fart built up in me >press my ass to the wall and let loose >didn't hear that my uncle was in the hall when I did it >hear him shout "what is that f------ noise!?" as he enters the room >sees me pants down, ass against his wall, moments after I ripped a fart that would knock down Thor himself >he tells everyone in my family >still get called wall farter until this day I was a f------ retarded kid
: Anonymous 09/16/21(Thu)23:54:08 No.65412200 >10 years old and staying with family over christmas >room I'm staying in has thin walls that reverb when you touch them hard enough >get massive farts from christmas lunch >later that evening decide to press my ass to the wall and let loose 33 KB JPG >entire wall shakes from my brap >room feels like it's echoing my fart for a good few seconds after I'm done >keep doing it every time I need to fart because I'm mesmerized >it's been a few days and my family have asked me if they've heard any strange sounds coming from my room >say no but keep doing it >night before we leave I get a massive fart built up in me >press my ass to the wall and let loose >didn't hear that my uncle was in the hall when I did it >hear him shout "what is that f------ noise!?" as he enters the room >sees me pants down, ass against his wall, moments after I ripped a fart that would knock down Thor himself >he tells everyone in my family >still get called wall farter until this day I was a f------ retarded kid

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Anon the chick magnet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/12/22(Tue)18:11:13 No.881918969 301 KB PNG >be me, 34 years young >mom says she's going to see gramgram >tell her I'll go with her >be me, at gramgram's house >four other cousins are there >grammy doesn't complement any of them >looks at me with the biggest smile >"oh anon you look so handsome"
: Anonymous 07/12/22(Tue)18:11:13 No.881918969 301 KB PNG >be me, 34 years young >mom says she's going to see gramgram >tell her I'll go with her >be me, at gramgram's house >four other cousins are there >grammy doesn't complement any of them >looks at me with the biggest smile >"oh anon you look so handsome"

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Anon loves his cat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/23/22(Sun)21:03:41 No.67122680 >be me, November 2009 >family decides to adopt a 9 year old sickly senior cat from the shelter >want to give him a warm home and love before he passes away >vet tells us he has only three to six months left, maybe a year if we are lucky, take him home anyway >against all odds, after a few weeks his condition improves and he becomes healthy again >scruffy little cat somehow sticks around through multiple sicknesses, family moving houses, vacations, anything >be me, today 55 KB JPG >cat is almost 22 years old >he has been slowing down for a few months now >yesterday suddenly stops eating or drinking or going to the bathroom, can't give him pain medicine if he won't eat anything >right now he's curled up sleeping in his favourite spot on the couch, looking as peaceful as ever After all these years I think it may be his time bros. He's lived a long and happy life with us, since I was a kid, he's beaten the odds time and time again, and lived twice as long as most pet cats do. He's been my kitty friend for as long as I can remember and letting him go is gonna hurt so much. I love you forever buddy
: Anonymous 01/23/22(Sun)21:03:41 No.67122680 >be me, November 2009 >family decides to adopt a 9 year old sickly senior cat from the shelter >want to give him a warm home and love before he passes away >vet tells us he has only three to six months left, maybe a year if we are lucky, take him home anyway >against all odds, after a few weeks his condition improves and he becomes healthy again >scruffy little cat somehow sticks around through multiple sicknesses, family moving houses, vacations, anything >be me, today 55 KB JPG >cat is almost 22 years old >he has been slowing down for a few months now >yesterday suddenly stops eating or drinking or going to the bathroom, can't give him pain medicine if he won't eat anything >right now he's curled up sleeping in his favourite spot on the couch, looking as peaceful as ever After all these years I think it may be his time bros. He's lived a long and happy life with us, since I was a kid, he's beaten the odds time and time again, and lived twice as long as most pet cats do. He's been my kitty friend for as long as I can remember and letting him go is gonna hurt so much. I love you forever buddy

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Anon introduces himself to his new girlfriend's mom. | /r/Greentext

>Be shy 17 year old >Meet girl at a party >She is pretty >Always wants to touch, sit on lap etc. >Party ends 87 KB PNG >She proposes to go on a walk >Agree, have small nice talk outside >She then asks me to come to her house >Yes23.jpg >Grsbs my hand, practically tows me to her house >Go in, have sex >Sweaty, go to her kitchen to grab drink >Her mom is there >Im naked >brain_shudown.gif >Grab her hand and say "Hello, my name is Anon" I will never forget
>Be shy 17 year old >Meet girl at a party >She is pretty >Always wants to touch, sit on lap etc. >Party ends 87 KB PNG >She proposes to go on a walk >Agree, have small nice talk outside >She then asks me to come to her house >Yes23.jpg >Grsbs my hand, practically tows me to her house >Go in, have sex >Sweaty, go to her kitchen to grab drink >Her mom is there >Im naked >brain_shudown.gif >Grab her hand and say "Hello, my name is Anon" I will never forget

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can anyone find anon’s @ for me? please? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/04/21 (Sat)13:43:50 No.862423117 >Be me an incredibly femine fit tard. >Can crush watermelons with my thighs and bench 300. >aside from my arms I pass as female. >Post on tinder looking for some boy p----. >Get multiple beta males who think they can top me. >go ahead faot try it. >let them in my home and lock the door. >The look of sheer horror as a I unsheath my 7 inch long feminine penis makes me diamonds every time. >F--- them in the ass as they screech in terror. >Blow my load deep in there hairy ass and tell them to get out of my home. >Such is my life. 6 KB JPG
: Anonymous 09/04/21 (Sat)13:43:50 No.862423117 >Be me an incredibly femine fit tard. >Can crush watermelons with my thighs and bench 300. >aside from my arms I pass as female. >Post on tinder looking for some boy p----. >Get multiple beta males who think they can top me. >go ahead faot try it. >let them in my home and lock the door. >The look of sheer horror as a I unsheath my 7 inch long feminine penis makes me diamonds every time. >F--- them in the ass as they screech in terror. >Blow my load deep in there hairy ass and tell them to get out of my home. >Such is my life. 6 KB JPG

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Anon is a lightweight | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 64 KB JPG 07/12/22(Tue)22:30:49 No.69382458 >never drank anything in my life >bought a small can of beer yesterday >tastes like s---, drink it anyway >10 minutes later >feel like dying Alcohol is degeneracy, Im converting to Islam
: Anonymous 64 KB JPG 07/12/22(Tue)22:30:49 No.69382458 >never drank anything in my life >bought a small can of beer yesterday >tastes like s---, drink it anyway >10 minutes later >feel like dying Alcohol is degeneracy, Im converting to Islam

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Anon has atom pp | /r/Greentext

14,3 kB PNG >be me >talking to a girl I found on a p--- website >nice enough girl she asks for pic trade > I have a small penis >its like a f------ atom >I start freaking out >I said ok cause im a horny f--- that just wanted some pics >type in d--- pics on google >start looking through the images >cant find one that isnt so f------ humongous >eventually get to page 23 >my brother comes into my room >"hi anon wanna grab some ice-" >he sees me scrolling through the biggest d--- pics google can offer >he sees that I'm already on page 23 >mfw he hasnt spoken to me in 8 hours >mfw he thinks im a f-----
14,3 kB PNG >be me >talking to a girl I found on a p--- website >nice enough girl she asks for pic trade > I have a small penis >its like a f------ atom >I start freaking out >I said ok cause im a horny f--- that just wanted some pics >type in d--- pics on google >start looking through the images >cant find one that isnt so f------ humongous >eventually get to page 23 >my brother comes into my room >"hi anon wanna grab some ice-" >he sees me scrolling through the biggest d--- pics google can offer >he sees that I'm already on page 23 >mfw he hasnt spoken to me in 8 hours >mfw he thinks im a f-----

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Elon has problems | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/03/22(Sun)14:08:10 No.881330919 21 KB JPG I interned at Space-X and got to work with Elon Musk back in November 2018. I can Tell everyone on 4chan that Elon is a verified retarded person. >He loudly farts and burps in front of everyone and although I didn't ask anyone I'm fairly certain he was wearing adult diapers >his assistant led him around the set by holding his hand and when we said something to him the assistant would translate it to him with different words and by pointing at things >Elon wanted a Capri Sun so I sat one in front of him and he stared at it for nearly an hour until I put the straw in it and then he sucked down the entire thing in one gulp >I had to place 10 Animal Crackers on a paper towel for him and as soon he finished eating them he would look at me like a puppy and I had to place exactly 10 more animal crackers on his paper towel >He would stare at a iPad with a big smile on his face like picrel from time to time when I looked over his shoulder I saw he was watching Paw Patrol >He would speak for himself in third person in a loud voice saying things like "Elon wants sleep" and "Elon need drink"
Anonymous 07/03/22(Sun)14:08:10 No.881330919 21 KB JPG I interned at Space-X and got to work with Elon Musk back in November 2018. I can Tell everyone on 4chan that Elon is a verified retarded person. >He loudly farts and burps in front of everyone and although I didn't ask anyone I'm fairly certain he was wearing adult diapers >his assistant led him around the set by holding his hand and when we said something to him the assistant would translate it to him with different words and by pointing at things >Elon wanted a Capri Sun so I sat one in front of him and he stared at it for nearly an hour until I put the straw in it and then he sucked down the entire thing in one gulp >I had to place 10 Animal Crackers on a paper towel for him and as soon he finished eating them he would look at me like a puppy and I had to place exactly 10 more animal crackers on his paper towel >He would stare at a iPad with a big smile on his face like picrel from time to time when I looked over his shoulder I saw he was watching Paw Patrol >He would speak for himself in third person in a loud voice saying things like "Elon wants sleep" and "Elon need drink"

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Anon is poetic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 8DIACaCg) → I walk lonely rood the anly one that I have ever known 474 KB PNG 06/29/22(Wed)10:41:26 No.15604609 I like poetry post poetry : Anonymous (ID: 30PQi6VB) [+] 06/29/22(Wed)10:44:17 No.15604615 : Anonymous (ID: W4Zc7ugx) 06/29/22(Wed)10:45:08 No.15604620 Roses are red, your cat is a shill I thank god every day I don't live in brazil
: Anonymous (ID: 8DIACaCg) → I walk lonely rood the anly one that I have ever known 474 KB PNG 06/29/22(Wed)10:41:26 No.15604609 I like poetry post poetry : Anonymous (ID: 30PQi6VB) [+] 06/29/22(Wed)10:44:17 No.15604615 : Anonymous (ID: W4Zc7ugx) 06/29/22(Wed)10:45:08 No.15604620 Roses are red, your cat is a shill I thank god every day I don't live in brazil

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Anon gets called out | /r/Greentext

1 Lhu5OKIG #124029364 JPEG 700x762 151 KB 04.05 08:21:02 Is using an exploit in a video game to crash servers illegal in America? Is it illegal to crash a video game's server using nothing but in- game mechanics? I found an exploit in a Steam survival game that can crash the server for about 5-10 minutes, booting everyone off the server. It uses nothing but in-game mechanics to do. Is it considered a DoS attack? Or, since I'm just "playing the game" would it hold up in court? 6 bAc9a7FZ #124030682 04.05 08:36:59 >>124029364 OP >Knock on door >"GO AWAY IM BUSY" >Door opens, anon's parents take a timid step into the room. >Pissjugs fill most of the available floorspace >"Anon, what.. What are you doing?" >Camera pans to anon, who sits crosslegged and hunched over a small dusty monitor, fat rolls flowing freely to reveal a completely naked figure except for some ripped, stained Y- fronts. >"I just found a small indie game on Steam where I can exploit an ingame mechanic to crash the servers *snortlaugh* *shart* I'm basically a hacker, you know. >A pale, chunky hand reaches into an industrial-sized bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos. Some sounds, akin to that of a hungry hippopotamus devouring a small mammal, follow. The creature wipes the crumbs on its pallid body. >"O-okay, anon. We'll leave you to it." >The mother wipes away a single tear as she backs out the room. The father gives a single glare, a mix of regret, shame and stoic acceptance, before following suit and gently closing over the door. >A single balloon reading "Happy 30th birthday, son!" hovers for several days in the doorway unnoticed, until the helium leaks out of it and it slumps, almost wearily, to the floor.
1 Lhu5OKIG #124029364 JPEG 700x762 151 KB 04.05 08:21:02 Is using an exploit in a video game to crash servers illegal in America? Is it illegal to crash a video game's server using nothing but in- game mechanics? I found an exploit in a Steam survival game that can crash the server for about 5-10 minutes, booting everyone off the server. It uses nothing but in-game mechanics to do. Is it considered a DoS attack? Or, since I'm just "playing the game" would it hold up in court? 6 bAc9a7FZ #124030682 04.05 08:36:59 >>124029364 OP >Knock on door >"GO AWAY IM BUSY" >Door opens, anon's parents take a timid step into the room. >Pissjugs fill most of the available floorspace >"Anon, what.. What are you doing?" >Camera pans to anon, who sits crosslegged and hunched over a small dusty monitor, fat rolls flowing freely to reveal a completely naked figure except for some ripped, stained Y- fronts. >"I just found a small indie game on Steam where I can exploit an ingame mechanic to crash the servers *snortlaugh* *shart* I'm basically a hacker, you know. >A pale, chunky hand reaches into an industrial-sized bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos. Some sounds, akin to that of a hungry hippopotamus devouring a small mammal, follow. The creature wipes the crumbs on its pallid body. >"O-okay, anon. We'll leave you to it." >The mother wipes away a single tear as she backs out the room. The father gives a single glare, a mix of regret, shame and stoic acceptance, before following suit and gently closing over the door. >A single balloon reading "Happy 30th birthday, son!" hovers for several days in the doorway unnoticed, until the helium leaks out of it and it slumps, almost wearily, to the floor.

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I'm not crying, you're crying. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/15/15(Wed)22:26:34 No.628235434 > >>628236559 >be me >having 18th birthday at home >pretty chill time with friends >brother asks if me I want to see his Minecraft world >tell him to go away >see he's hurt >feel guilty and say I'll check it out later >never check it >a few months later, brother gets leukemia >pray he gets better >he doesn't >brother dies >feels like s--- >turn 21 >packing stuff up for college >notice brother's old laptop >for some reason, remembers broken promise >charge up computer >boot up Minecraft >see world named "HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON!!!!!" >load up world >beginning to tear up at this point >world loads >look around and see cake everywhere >giant pixel cake in front of me >balloons across the sky >turn around and see "HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY" built with blocks >under b-day message is a sign >sign says "happy birthday anon. You're the best brother ever. :DDD" >f------ cry for hours
Anonymous 07/15/15(Wed)22:26:34 No.628235434 > >>628236559 >be me >having 18th birthday at home >pretty chill time with friends >brother asks if me I want to see his Minecraft world >tell him to go away >see he's hurt >feel guilty and say I'll check it out later >never check it >a few months later, brother gets leukemia >pray he gets better >he doesn't >brother dies >feels like s--- >turn 21 >packing stuff up for college >notice brother's old laptop >for some reason, remembers broken promise >charge up computer >boot up Minecraft >see world named "HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON!!!!!" >load up world >beginning to tear up at this point >world loads >look around and see cake everywhere >giant pixel cake in front of me >balloons across the sky >turn around and see "HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY" built with blocks >under b-day message is a sign >sign says "happy birthday anon. You're the best brother ever. :DDD" >f------ cry for hours

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Anon has dump truck | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/12/22(Tue)22:16:30 No.67548591 1603726133362.jpg 46 KB JPG >be dude with a big ass Is there a worse mode than this? How do you make it smaller I'm sick of lugging around this dump truck
: Anonymous 07/12/22(Tue)22:16:30 No.67548591 1603726133362.jpg 46 KB JPG >be dude with a big ass Is there a worse mode than this? How do you make it smaller I'm sick of lugging around this dump truck

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Anon falls asleep | /r/Greentext

: noko...also the game 09/29/17 (Fri) 15:44:11 No.19675045 Reality glitch thread Post times where time and space goofed. >Be me 83 KB JPG >Going to bed while staying at grandparents' rural farmhouse as a 10 year old kid. >Not tired at all - 100% lucid. >Decide eh I'll just try closing my eyes. >It's only 9:30 p.m. >The MOMENT I close my eyes it's instantly morning literally within a blink of an eye. >Brother was in the twin bed next to me and he disappeared instantaneously. : Anonymous >Can smell grandma making breakfast. >YouWutMate.jpeg >Never been able to reproduce what happened or have somebody tell me the same happened to them. 09/29/17 (Fri)15:48:59 No.19675059 >>19675045 (OP) # You fell asleep you f----- retard >>19675066 # >>19677427 # >>19678564 # >>19687722 # >>19689769 # >>19691641 #
: noko...also the game 09/29/17 (Fri) 15:44:11 No.19675045 Reality glitch thread Post times where time and space goofed. >Be me 83 KB JPG >Going to bed while staying at grandparents' rural farmhouse as a 10 year old kid. >Not tired at all - 100% lucid. >Decide eh I'll just try closing my eyes. >It's only 9:30 p.m. >The MOMENT I close my eyes it's instantly morning literally within a blink of an eye. >Brother was in the twin bed next to me and he disappeared instantaneously. : Anonymous >Can smell grandma making breakfast. >YouWutMate.jpeg >Never been able to reproduce what happened or have somebody tell me the same happened to them. 09/29/17 (Fri)15:48:59 No.19675059 >>19675045 (OP) # You fell asleep you f----- retard >>19675066 # >>19677427 # >>19678564 # >>19687722 # >>19689769 # >>19691641 #

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Anon gets bullied by mum | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Mum bullied me today 07/05/21(Mon)14:56:38 197 KB JPG No.62435856 : Anonymous >be another day of lifting weights, cooking fresh meals, and relaxing >mum comes home from work at 8pm (she runs a law firm) >sees me on the couch, freshly showered after eating dinner >mum looks at me and starts going off >"So is this what your life's going to be, you go to the gym, come home, eat, sleep and s---? You're a f------ loser, seriously, a near 30 year old f------ loser, I had 3 kids and was running a team of 20 lawyers by your age, and all you do is lifting those f------ weights, you're a f------ loser" 07/05/21 (Mon)14:57:34 No.62435865 respond with "wagecuck boomer triggered seethe" etc >>62435870 # >>62436009 # >>62436047 # >>62436166 # >>62436297 # >>62436453 # >>62437278 # >>62437908 #
: Anonymous Mum bullied me today 07/05/21(Mon)14:56:38 197 KB JPG No.62435856 : Anonymous >be another day of lifting weights, cooking fresh meals, and relaxing >mum comes home from work at 8pm (she runs a law firm) >sees me on the couch, freshly showered after eating dinner >mum looks at me and starts going off >"So is this what your life's going to be, you go to the gym, come home, eat, sleep and s---? You're a f------ loser, seriously, a near 30 year old f------ loser, I had 3 kids and was running a team of 20 lawyers by your age, and all you do is lifting those f------ weights, you're a f------ loser" 07/05/21 (Mon)14:57:34 No.62435865 respond with "wagecuck boomer triggered seethe" etc >>62435870 # >>62436009 # >>62436047 # >>62436166 # >>62436297 # >>62436453 # >>62437278 # >>62437908 #

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